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DeputyDane Morning Show Episode 6: Navigating the Journey to Law Enforcement! #DDMS

DeputyDane Morning Show Episode 6: Navigating the Journey to Law Enforcement! #DDMS

Released Monday, 18th September 2023
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DeputyDane Morning Show Episode 6: Navigating the Journey to Law Enforcement! #DDMS

DeputyDane Morning Show Episode 6: Navigating the Journey to Law Enforcement! #DDMS

DeputyDane Morning Show Episode 6: Navigating the Journey to Law Enforcement! #DDMS

DeputyDane Morning Show Episode 6: Navigating the Journey to Law Enforcement! #DDMS

Monday, 18th September 2023
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0:04

Warning , warning . Warning

0:07

. This content may be sensitive

0:09

to some . If you feel the need to leave

0:11

, it is completely understandable . Content

0:14

may contain examples of death , suicide

0:16

, sexual content and other shit . We don't

0:18

know what we're gonna get into . This is not

0:20

to offend anyone or upset anyone on

0:22

purpose . This isn't your typical deputy

0:25

dane , so listen at your own risk

0:27

. Sit back and enjoy . Good

0:44

morning everybody . Welcome to the deputy

0:47

dane morning show . I appreciate all y'all

0:49

for being here . We got some stuff to get into

0:51

. I really don't know what we're gonna get into

0:53

, but we'll get into something . Sit

0:55

back . Oh , oh , yep , there's

0:57

the sirens . I think we're all gonna be detained

1:00

. Sit back and enjoy the show . Good

1:06

morning everybody . I don't know how

1:08

loud that is . Hopefully that'll readjust

1:10

, but I hope everybody's doing fantastic

1:12

. We're getting closer

1:14

to Halloween . It's my favorite time of year . I'm

1:17

pretty pumped about this man

1:20

. It's been a week . It's been a week . I'm

1:23

ready for the next week . We'll see what we're gonna get into . So

1:25

this last week we went to Kansas

1:27

. We had a couple of vehicles we had to drop off

1:29

. It's a long drive , very

1:32

, very long drive . Jr

1:35

Audio out of Kansas . Awesome

1:37

dude . So far , I think everything's

1:40

gonna be great , I'm pumped up about it . Found me

1:42

on TikTok , started to send me stuff and

1:44

then I ended up getting a quote from him . Quote was

1:46

better than everybody else . His attitude

1:49

was better than everybody else . Just

1:52

everything about it . Awesome , I'm pretty

1:54

pumped about it . I've even reached out to him about some other

1:56

things he helped me with . If that didn't

1:58

speak good things

2:01

about him , I don't know what does . That's

2:04

why we decided to drive our vehicles six

2:06

and a half hours to take it to him . Pretty

2:09

pumped , but man , like I said , that's a long , long

2:11

time in Kansas and

2:13

Northwest Oklahoma and

2:15

Kansas . Man , that

2:18

is something that is a . It's

2:22

not a lot . It's not a lot there , but

2:24

that is definitely . That

2:26

is something Well

2:29

worth it , though We'll be taking the drive to go get them . I'm

2:31

pretty pumped about it . Like I said , super

2:33

humble dude , super awesome dude . Actually

2:36

, he was gonna walk us through everything , but we had

2:38

to get back . It was six and a half hours

2:40

back , so had to get there , get

2:42

back , but it

2:44

is what it is . Hopefully , these vehicles come out

2:46

great . I'm pretty pumped about it and we'll see

2:48

how they turn out . Alright

2:51

, I'm gonna listen to this and see how this audio is Alright

2:54

. I think . There we go . I think it's a little

2:56

bit better now . I kind of upped it up a little bit , but

2:58

we'll see . So a lot of the time I

3:00

get asked how to get into law enforcement

3:02

and I make smart

3:04

ass comments , like I always do . You

3:07

apply , you've

3:10

gotta just kind of look into

3:12

where you're wanting to go and

3:15

kind of go from there . You know , I pulled

3:17

up One of the best things to do . Let's

3:20

say , you find out that you want to be on

3:22

Tampa , so you want to go to Tampa

3:24

Police Department and that's where you want

3:26

to be . So one of the best things to do

3:28

to do this is go to Tampa and

3:31

go to their website . Everywhere has a website

3:33

these days . So if you go to their website

3:35

, their website has a mission

3:37

statement . Majority of law enforcement agencies have a

3:40

mission statement . Know that

3:42

mission statement ? Okay , understand

3:44

that mission statement . They're going to ask you interview

3:46

questions and

3:48

then at the end or something , they're going to say well , what

3:50

do you think about this or do you have anything you want to add

3:53

? So Tampa's mission statement is

3:55

the mission of Tampa Police Department is to reduce

3:57

crime and enhance the quality of life through cooperation

4:00

or cooperative partnerships with all

4:02

citizens . I don't

4:04

know why that was rough for me to read , but there you

4:06

go . That is their mission statement

4:08

. So when they say , do you have anything to add ? Or

4:10

your cover letter , put it in your cover letter . The

4:13

reason I'm applying for your agency is I really agree

4:15

with what you say , that you want to reduce crime

4:17

and enhance the quality of life through

4:20

the partnership with citizens . I love that because

4:22

I think that's what we need . I think that we need the partnership

4:24

with citizens to enhance

4:27

the quality of life for everybody and it also reduce

4:29

this crime . Get to know their

4:31

mission statements . Every agency you want to get on . Go

4:34

online . Majority of the out days now

4:36

that your smaller departments , they don't . Majority

4:39

of the time now days . That's

4:42

. All it takes is just going on there . Look

4:44

at it and their mission statement . I pulled up Tampa

4:47

Police First thing it says right next to the

4:49

picture of the chief , they have their mission statement

4:51

. Bam , you got their

4:53

mission statement down . Look at it , read

4:55

it , understand it and

4:58

fit into that . So then

5:00

it goes to your applying . When

5:02

you're applying for these agencies , we look

5:04

at everything . Okay

5:07

, we're gonna look at your penmanship

5:09

. We're gonna look at your spelling . Make sure , guys

5:11

, if you can't spell , have a phone next

5:13

to you and make sure you spell correctly . I've

5:16

had applications come in where there's

5:18

three different ways to spell the same

5:20

word in the same application . Have

5:22

your references already ? All right , go

5:24

get an application somewhere and apply . If

5:27

you're not ready to apply , just go do it anyway

5:29

. If you just

5:32

go through the hiring process somewhere and it's the best

5:34

way to learn how to do it I went through several before

5:36

I got hired somewhere where I wanted to be you

5:39

just go through it . I've been on

5:41

several where I wasn't hired . Majority of people don't get

5:43

hired . Nowadays it's a little bit

5:45

more getting hired because well less

5:48

are applying , because the media tells us we're bad

5:50

and not many people wanna be bad . So

5:53

there you go . That's a good way

5:56

to get it . So , on your application , make

5:59

sure penmanship's good . Make sure

6:01

spelling is good . Make sure you

6:03

have good references . If you have a

6:05

questionable reference , don't put that person . Don't

6:08

put your

6:10

best friend on there and put friend or

6:13

know who they are , what they do , their address

6:15

, know everything about it . Have it ready . Have five of them

6:17

ready at all times so you can just fill it out . Have

6:19

a good resume . Resumes get a lot

6:21

of people . A lot of people these days

6:23

don't even do resumes . If you

6:25

don't know how to do a resume , get on YouTube , learn

6:28

how to do a resume and break it down

6:30

. Break it down . This is how I need to do

6:32

my resume . This is how I need to do this

6:34

. What can I do better here ? What can I do better

6:37

there ? Resume , resume

6:39

, resume . Okay , that

6:41

is gonna wow a lot of people because nowadays not a lot of

6:43

people do it , and it's mind-blowing . So

6:45

in your hiring process , normally

6:47

what happens you go apply . What's gonna

6:49

happen is they're gonna give you an application process . They're

6:52

gonna give you a booklet . It's gonna have your background

6:54

information . It's gonna have all this information . Fill

6:57

it out truthfully . If you stole something

6:59

, say it . If you smoked weed

7:02

, say it . Whatever

7:04

you did , say it , because it's gonna come out . And if

7:06

you don't not gonna tell us the truth in the application

7:08

process , I can't trust you

7:10

to be on the road doing

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shit , okay , so gotta

7:15

make sure Get the application filled

7:17

out to the T . If you don't

7:19

, if you have something that you can't fill out , put

7:22

in A . Don't leave it blank . Show

7:24

that you've actually looked at it . You took

7:26

the time . Follow the directions . They

7:29

have directions too . Follow them to

7:31

AT Okay , your

7:34

resume . And then , on top

7:36

of your resume , you need to also have your cover sheet . Have

7:38

a cover sheet , have it this , have that . If

7:40

you have letters and recommendations from anywhere

7:43

, include those . If

7:45

you're leaving an agency , make sure you

7:47

get a letter or recommendation from them before you

7:49

leave , no matter how small you think it is

7:51

. See if they'll give you one . That's

7:54

gonna help Get all this together

7:56

. So , like I said , your

7:58

background stuff they are gonna check more

8:00

stuff than you realize . I hope you have

8:02

a good relationship with your neighbors , cause a lot of agencies

8:05

they go talk to your neighbors . What do you think about

8:07

that person ? Are they cleanly ? Are they nice

8:09

? Do they mow their yard on time ? Do

8:11

they take the trash out ? Does their house stink

8:13

? Does this ? Do their dogs

8:15

get out ? A lot they are gonna ask everything

8:17

. They're gonna , unfortunately , some agencies look at your credit

8:20

. I didn't have the best credit for a long time

8:22

. Build your credit , get a secured

8:24

credit card somewhere . Do whatever you have to do . Nowadays

8:28

, a lot of places are more lenient , cause not a lot of people are

8:30

applying . It's crazy , it's

8:32

freaking , it's wild the amount of

8:34

numbers that have dropped . We used to have a list of

8:36

people wanting on where we are and

8:38

we don't have anybody . And the applicants

8:40

we do get , I can't . They

8:42

can't even spell their name right . They can't spell

8:44

their friend's name right . They spelled friend three

8:47

different ways F-R-I-E-N-D

8:50

, f-r-e-i-n-d , f-r-e-n-d

8:53

. And you're like what ? Okay

8:56

, only one of those is right . Man , what are you doing ? Make

8:59

sure you spell the shit right . It's embarrassing

9:01

. And then some of them will give you some

9:03

. Like what , do you have any special skills ? Uh , I

9:06

have an IQ of 120

9:08

. Wasn't that average ? Yeah , but

9:10

I have an IQ of 120 . You're

9:13

like well , why would you tell us

9:15

that ? Like

9:17

, if that's average , why the hell are you gonna tell

9:19

me I have an average IQ of 120

9:22

. Awesome , so me being

9:24

a smart ass , we had one . He applied for

9:26

the jail . One of

9:28

the guys his was special skills

9:30

, I have an average , or I have an IQ of 120

9:33

. So I called this

9:35

guy , I left him a message . He didn't answer

9:37

. I was like Mr Raymond , I

9:39

just wanna let you know that we'd love to

9:41

come have you do an interview here at our certified

9:44

jail right here . We need

9:46

someone to help our chess team out , and with an

9:48

IQ that high , we figured you could help

9:50

a man . I never got a call back

9:52

. We had another guy that

9:54

in his special skills it was I can

9:57

drive a standard transmission . Awesome

10:00

, that's fantastic dude . That's

10:03

gonna help us a whole lot If

10:06

we ever have to find someone to drive

10:08

a manual . It's good to know that you can do it . Think

10:12

about these things and then they're gonna ask you questions in your

10:14

interview . You gotta be ready for these questions . A

10:17

lot of these questions are the same wherever you

10:19

go . Why do you wanna get into law

10:21

? Enforcement's a big one . This gets a lot of

10:23

people out . Do not go in there

10:25

and go to protect and serve

10:28

my community , to help everybody

10:30

in my area , to be the best

10:32

I can for my community and stop

10:34

the bad people . Don't do that . Come

10:37

in , be honest . I wanna

10:39

get into doing this because I witnessed

10:41

domestic violence as a child and I wanna make sure I

10:43

don't . I can stop it for anybody

10:46

else having to live a life like that . I

10:48

was sexually abused when I was a child and

10:50

I wanna make sure I can stop that . My

10:54

brother was murdered and I wanna stop people

10:56

from murder , whatever it is . Be honest , mine

10:58

. I wanna jump out of the fucking helicopters with

11:01

an AR-15 in this go-to

11:03

town on it . Be

11:05

careful , don't be too honest . But

11:07

get in there , be honest , don't . Just don't go in like

11:09

a robot , don't do any of that . Another

11:12

question they're gonna ask you and this is gonna ask so

11:15

why I wanna be in law enforcement ? And another one . There's

11:17

another one . They're gonna ask you every freaking

11:20

time If

11:22

you saw a nether

11:24

officer whether it be a superior or

11:26

a nether officer

11:29

that's on the same level as you what would you do if

11:31

you saw them breaking the law ? Answer

11:33

truthfully I

11:36

would go to the superiors and let the superiors know well

11:38

what . If he's a superior , then I'll have to do

11:41

what I have to do from there . You

11:44

gotta know that you might arrest a cop . You

11:46

might , and if they did it , there's

11:49

been a lot of times I've got cops arrested . I've arrested

11:51

cops and it sucks , I'm not gonna lie

11:53

. And then I sat there and I thought about

11:55

it and I'm like fuck you , dude . You made me

11:57

do this , you made me do this

12:00

. There's a brotherhood that you broke

12:02

the law . You did shady shit . This

12:04

is your fault . Don't let it eat you up

12:06

. It

12:08

kinda messed up my mind a little bit because it's

12:11

like man , I just arrested this dude

12:13

that I've worked with , but guess what he

12:15

fucking did . It not you . That's his fault and

12:17

he has to pay for it . To be honest , he should pay twice

12:19

what normal people pay , because you should have known better

12:21

. There's gonna be a

12:24

lot . Do you work

12:26

well around people ? Do you talk

12:28

well around people ? How do you interact

12:30

with the public ? There's gonna be a lot of things like that . Just

12:34

go in answer

12:36

honestly , no matter what , because if you get a

12:38

polygraph test , I'm tell you that

12:41

is a come to Jesus moment

12:43

. You're gonna sit on that chair , they're gonna hook

12:45

you up to all these different things and they're gonna ask you questions

12:47

that you could never even

12:49

imagine . So they ask me questions

12:51

and I was too honest and

12:54

they're like okay , okay , like do what ? So

12:56

what normally happens ? A lot of people don't know . I'll

12:58

kinda break down a polygraph test for you . It's

13:01

not just all being hooked up to the machine

13:04

and it do this little wee wee with the

13:06

little lines and seeing if you're lying

13:08

or anything . What they do beforehand

13:10

is you go and you have an interview with this person . They're

13:12

gonna ask these questions that you answered on

13:14

your background packet , like

13:17

have you smoked marijuana ? Do you do any

13:19

drugs ? Have you done this ? Have you ever stole

13:21

? Answer those , answer

13:23

them honest , because they're gonna ask you those . And

13:25

when you go into your thing , be ready

13:28

, they're gonna ask you . They're

13:34

gonna ask you these questions , like , some of the questions that

13:36

I was asked was have you ever

13:38

been a sexually attracted to a 14

13:40

year old ? And I put yeah

13:43

. And they're like

13:45

okay , what do you mean

13:47

? And then I was like well

13:49

, you know , I was at the mall a couple of times

13:51

. These kids are dressing way worse

13:54

than they should . You're walking , you're like man

13:56

, that chick's attractive . You pass her and you realize she's

13:58

a child . He's like well

14:00

, no , like , like , like . So when

14:02

you found out she was not of age , you just

14:04

was like yeah , that was it , dude . I found out she was an

14:06

age , I was like oh , ooh , ooh , ooh , never mind

14:08

, the kid should be dressing like that . He's

14:10

like . But have you ever been sexually like ? Have

14:13

you ever wanted to go after a 14 year old ? I was

14:15

like no , no , no , no , no , unfortunately

14:18

, these kids dress way worse than they should . I

14:20

was at the mall one day and I saw a mom and daughter . Both

14:23

had the hip hugger jeans and G-strings

14:26

up to their armpits

14:28

, just to show them off . And you're like what in the hell

14:30

kind of mom is letting your 13 , 14 year old

14:32

daughter wear that shit ? And

14:34

then it's just that , and the mom looks like

14:36

she's 13 or 14 . So you're like what is going

14:39

on here ? So then they're gonna ask questions

14:41

like that . Answer truthfully . They

14:44

asked me have you ever paid for sex ? Well

14:47

, yes , sir , I have . And at this point he was already

14:49

getting tired of me . He was like , come on , man , like how

14:52

did you pay for sex ? Well , I mean

14:54

, I took her to dinner and

14:56

I took her to a movie and you

14:58

know , and after that I bought her ice cream

15:00

and popcorn . That

15:02

ain't cheap these days . So , yeah , I mean

15:05

then I got lucky , I'm not gonna lie

15:07

, I got lucky . And then he's

15:09

like no man , like have you ever paid for

15:11

a prostitute ? I was like , oh no , I never done that

15:13

. And that's what I mean . I'm

15:15

like , well , you asked for ever paid for sex ? And I'm

15:18

like , yeah , I'm not , even now being a married man . There's

15:20

times you're like , well , I'll take her a nice

15:22

dinner and get a pedicure and we'll see where that goes

15:24

. And they got mad at me . They're

15:26

like no man , come on , stop it . So you

15:30

gotta be honest . Be honest

15:32

. So , like I said , they ask you a bunch of questions

15:34

. After you get done with your questions , then they

15:36

put you on the chair and they have you set up

15:38

on all these different sensors , looking

15:41

at a certain spot on the wall , and they're gonna ask

15:43

you like questions like is your

15:45

name Dane ? Uh duh . And

15:48

then it's like are you sitting in a chair ? Yeah

15:51

, are you on Mars

15:53

? What ? No , I don't think so

15:55

. No , and then they ask these questions

15:57

. They get a kind of a baseline and then they're gonna ask you questions

15:59

. When I asked you if you've ever been sexually attracted

16:01

to a 14 year old , did you tell them the truth ? Yeah

16:05

, and you didn't like it . No , just say yes or no . Okay

16:07

, yes , I answer truthfully . And then they

16:10

tell them yes , you answered truthfully or not ? Have

16:12

you ever paid for sex ? Did you answer

16:14

that question truthfully ? Well , yeah , too truthfully

16:16

. Just yes or no . Yes , just

16:19

understand . That's what's gonna happen

16:21

through that polygraph and if some agencies the

16:23

majority of agencies you don't take a polygraph , but you

16:25

gotta be ready , cause there's some that man , you're

16:27

gonna take polygraph and it's gonna suck . Dig

16:29

it sucks . And even if you're

16:31

prepared for it , it sucks . Don't read a book on how

16:33

to beat it . They see how to beat it . Don't

16:36

sit here and be like if I hold my breath for three

16:38

seconds after I have a question , they'll throw it up

16:40

. Don't do that . It shows up , don't ? It's

16:42

just just answer truthfully , be truthful

16:44

. Speaking of being truthful , I'm

16:47

on TikTok Live the other day , doing my live

16:49

, doing what I do . I paid to

16:51

get my logo done years ago when I first started

16:53

out . Now , when I first started out , when I saw that there's

16:55

something I can do here , I was like well , I'll pay for logo , see if this

16:57

goes anywhere . I had a company

16:59

, had him pay for do a logo for me . I

17:02

went back and forth with him , got the logo how I wanted

17:04

. I even got threatened to get sued

17:06

off my logo . So then I kind of changed

17:09

my logo to say Deputy Day and instead of proud pig

17:11

, because proud pig company didn't like it . Well

17:13

, the other day this guy comes in with my logo

17:15

, my proud pig logo , and

17:18

he goes hey , man , you

17:20

stole my logo . Kind of funny that you would do

17:22

that , being a cop . And I

17:24

was like , do what ? And

17:26

then he kept going on . He was serious , dead

17:29

serious . I have all the correspondence between me and the people that

17:31

made it for me . But he's like yep , you

17:33

stole my logo . It's kind of funny

17:35

. And I'm like whoa , bro , first of all , you stole

17:38

my logo . The funny thing is I was on my

17:40

backup because TikTok blocked me or

17:42

banned me , like they always do , because people want to talk

17:44

shit but can't handle shit being taught back to them . So

17:47

I was on my backup . Well , he has my main blocked

17:49

because he knows they stole it from there . But

17:52

then he's looking at my backup and he's like yep , I've

17:54

seen that logo before . You stole

17:56

it from me . So I went back and forth

17:58

. I was like whatever dude , you're lying , but if I can't trust

18:00

you on a damn TikTok

18:02

app , how are you a fucking cop , bro

18:04

? You know you stole that logo

18:07

Like you know it . You know it to a T that you

18:09

took that logo , which I don't care . But

18:11

don't come after me saying I'm shady and

18:13

I stole your logo . Like

18:15

bro , you took my logo and you

18:17

are now accusing me of stealing your logo

18:19

. You know you copied that logo and

18:22

now you're a cop . How can I trust you to

18:24

be a cop if you can't even tell the truth

18:27

about that logo ? Mind

18:29

blowing . Bring up all the evidence where you got

18:31

that logo done and then we'll go from there

18:33

. Not that you copied and pasted it

18:35

and you did everything to it , and

18:38

that's what I'm saying . Like , if I can't trust you doing shit

18:40

like this , how can I trust you being

18:42

on the road ? That's the same thing . Your

18:44

interview process is it's gonna see if you're gonna tell

18:46

the truth or if you're gonna lie . So be ready

18:48

, be ready . Um

18:51

, some other questions I get is now that I've made

18:53

it to Investigator , which I say detective

18:55

, it's a lot easier for people to understand what's

18:58

the difference between detectives and

19:00

patrol . So on patrol

19:03

, you're going to answer any call that comes across

19:05

that radio . It's stupid

19:07

stuff sometimes . Hey , this person

19:09

saw a headlight drive by their window . Well

19:11

, they live next to the highway . So

19:13

, okay , I can't tell me how many

19:15

times I've gone to places and it's some tweaker . I

19:18

had a lady . She's like there's drones

19:20

that fly up and down the road in front

19:23

of my house at night . I'm like , ma'am

19:25

, those are headlights , because you live

19:27

right off the highway . No , I know

19:29

, they're drones that go on too fast for cars

19:31

. Again , ma'am , you

19:33

live off a fucking highway , the speed limit's higher

19:36

, not on a county road . Um , you

19:38

got one lady who says that . This woman

19:40

, man . She says there's

19:42

cameras all through her house , they're

19:44

everywhere . And I just walk in . I'm

19:47

like , okay , let's just go with this . See where this goes . This

19:49

lady is tweaking balls . Okay

19:52

, like when you're using high amounts

19:55

of all this shit and you've been up for too many days , your

19:57

brain can't keep up with it and it's a sad deal . Um

20:00

, it really is . You see those brains like I can

20:02

just picture these people , like their brain

20:04

synapses are trying to connect and

20:06

they'll say one real thing and

20:08

then , like 14 , just outlandish

20:11

shit just out there , and

20:13

you can see their poor brain trying to work through

20:15

it , but it can't . It just can't . It's trying to get through

20:17

, but it cannot get through . So

20:20

this lady pulled up this phone app and

20:22

this app is supposed to tell if there's suspicious

20:25

activity in the area . So

20:28

I go in the house and she's pointing to me to just

20:30

random spots on the wall and she's like , see , it's

20:32

right there , it's got the size of a pinpoint

20:35

. I was like what , where

20:38

? Where are you looking ? So then I'm like , look . I'm like , okay

20:40

, let's take a look , there's nothing there , obviously

20:43

. Um , this , this lady , it's

20:45

like tore apart all her cars , her

20:47

boyfriend's cars , like she

20:49

started pulling electronics out , saying it's hard

20:51

drives , that he's taking video of her and stuff

20:54

, and I just just outlandish

20:56

shit , just crazy . I didn't even

20:58

know where I was going with that man

21:01

. Where was I ? Okay , yeah , either way

21:03

, that's patrol . So patrol , you

21:05

deal with all these crazy outlandish things . So , being

21:07

an investigator , detective , so let's

21:09

say , patrol gets a

21:12

stolen vehicle and they get

21:14

as much information as they can not

21:16

normally as much as they should , but they get

21:18

some information and you try to work off of it . They

21:21

give me this vehicle . Last time I was seeing what is driving

21:23

doing all this . It's my job now that I go take

21:25

what they have and I take it to the next level , investigate

21:27

a little bit more , see what I can figure out

21:29

. Same thing goes , unfortunately , where

21:33

I'm at . When you're an investigator from my area

21:35

, you deal with everything , it doesn't matter . You're

21:37

going to deal with homicides . You're going to deal with child

21:39

porn . You're going to deal with child neglect

21:41

, child abuse . You're going to deal with rapes , you're

21:43

going to deal with anything that deals with any of this

21:45

stuff . And it's your job to deal with it . I

21:48

didn't really realize that until the first time . I'm sitting there having

21:50

to take pictures of a child and it sucks , it's

21:52

awful , it is terrible , it

21:54

eats at you more than anything ever is

21:56

. Having to deal with a child that's been sexually abused

21:58

. It sucks , it's

22:01

sad and you know that their life

22:04

is ruined because of some sick bastard . So

22:06

I didn't realize oh , that's going to be

22:09

you . Until you do it , you're like , oh crap

22:11

, I always thought there was some special people

22:13

that deal with this . No , bro , it's you . I mean , there are special

22:16

people . They help you out , but it's

22:18

you . So

22:20

you take everything to the next level . So patrol , they're

22:22

going to go . Deal with cows out . They're going to deal with

22:24

the BS stuff . A lot of the time I

22:26

see it's a small agency so as

22:29

an investigator , we still go unless I'm working something

22:31

. If I'm working something , I don't go . If

22:34

I'm not working something , I'm going with them . You

22:36

never know , these days Times are crazy

22:38

. I watched a video recently of a cop that was on traffic

22:40

stop in a neighborhood . A

22:42

dude pulls up right next to him . Luckily

22:44

this cop had enough awareness situational

22:47

awareness to see that this car pulled up randomly

22:49

stops right next to him , is acting hinky

22:51

. So the cop kind of blades off from him , which means

22:54

that you kind of put yourself in a defensive

22:56

stance and was ready to draw his

22:58

gun . This dude gets out of the car and

23:00

is ready to attack the cop . The cop has to shoot him . Had

23:02

nothing to do with the original stop . This one just ran

23:05

a person that was disgruntled and

23:07

wanted to attack a cop . Who knows , maybe

23:09

you get famous , maybe they're having a bad day , maybe

23:12

they believe everything the media says . The media says kill cops

23:14

, you do it , whatever it is . So

23:17

they just jump straight into doing that

23:19

. And this cop had to do it

23:21

. So you never know . There's

23:24

no such thing as a routine traffic stop that

23:26

the media tells oh , the cop was on a routine

23:28

traffic stop . What the fuck does that mean ? You

23:31

don't know . You

23:34

never tell what a person's going to do . You

23:37

never know . On

23:39

the fire department . You learn how to read smoke , you know

23:41

what a fire needs to go , you know what

23:44

everything and how a fire works . Now , some things

23:46

can change that , such as flash overs

23:48

or back drafts or

23:50

fuels that you didn't know . But

23:52

you pretty much know what a fire is going to do

23:54

. Fire is fire , but people are unpredictable

23:57

. You never know what a person's going to do . You

23:59

never know what a person's going through and

24:01

how they are going to do

24:03

or what they're going to do . It's

24:07

just nuts . It's wild , crazy

24:12

, crazy . Times are ran guys , crazy

24:15

Cops are getting attacked for no reason . Just

24:17

it's ridiculous . Last

24:19

night in Los Angeles , los

24:22

Angeles County deputy was found in his

24:24

vehicle shot . Actually

24:27

, let me look at this before I give them misinformation

24:29

and we'll see what it says . Hold on one

24:31

second . Okay , it says

24:34

30 year old Ryan Clinkoon-Broomer

24:37

was found unconscious by a civilian

24:39

in his patrol vehicle Pretty much what it was

24:41

. This officer deputy was

24:43

cruising around and got shot

24:45

and nobody knows why . Nobody

24:47

knows how . Nobody knows any of this . This

24:50

man was 30 years old

24:52

. He just got engaged four

24:54

days ago . You

24:56

are just starting your life , you've

24:58

gotten engaged , you're living your

25:00

dream job , which his father and grandfather

25:03

both worked for the LA County Sheriff's Office

25:05

. You are living a legacy and

25:07

you get gunned down , all because you're wearing

25:10

a uniform . Nobody

25:13

knows anything . That's

25:16

the time we're in 30 years old , just

25:19

starting his life , just got engaged

25:21

and shot

25:24

because you wear a uniform . It's

25:27

crazy . It's freaking crazy

25:29

. We've already , in the year to date

25:32

, right now , we've had 272

25:34

officers shot and 34 killed in

25:37

2023 . Crazy

25:40

104

25:43

law enforcement officers were shot in 83

25:46

separate ambush style attacks . It's

25:50

up 25% from this time

25:52

in 2020 . 83

25:56

separate ambush attacks

25:58

on law enforcement officers . It's

26:02

sad . So

26:05

what they're stating this is right here from the uniform

26:08

, it's

26:11

pretty much the fraternity of police . Ambush

26:13

style attack . An ambush style attack is defined as

26:15

when an officer is struck by gunfire

26:17

without any warning or opportunity

26:20

to defend themselves . So

26:22

this is a good example of why people

26:24

say officers have their hand

26:26

on their gun while they're talking to you . Officers

26:29

have this or officers have this Understand

26:32

when you decide to attack a law enforcement officer

26:34

. These people decide to shoot at

26:36

a law enforcement officer . They already know

26:38

what they're going to do . Being

26:42

the law enforcement officer . It takes an average

26:44

of three seconds for them to react

26:46

. Three seconds , if

26:49

you don't think three seconds is a long time . Pull up a thing

26:51

and watch how long three seconds

26:53

takes to go by . You think it's quick and

26:55

it is quick , but it's not quick enough

26:57

. So

27:00

it takes them 1.5 seconds to

27:02

look and say , oh shit , something's happening , and

27:04

takes another 1.5 seconds for them to react

27:06

. That's three seconds that

27:09

it takes an officer to react to

27:11

the stimulus that's coming towards them . And

27:15

if you're in your vehicle you don't move . You

27:19

don't move as well as you think you do . I

27:21

know cops that are now having a gun just by their

27:23

side where they can grab it at any time , because

27:25

getting it out of your holster is a lot harder than you realize

27:27

. You have to train on it too . If you don't

27:29

train on getting your gun out of your holster

27:32

in your car , it's rough being

27:34

a bigger guy , it's real rough . So

27:36

I know a lot of guys . They're now

27:39

having a gun by their leg

27:41

that they can pull up at a quick instant

27:43

if need be . I can't tell you , many times

27:45

when I'm sitting there and someone pulls up next to me , I have

27:47

my gun in my lap . I pull it out . I have

27:49

it ready because you never know and

27:52

it's sad . It's sad that we live in these

27:54

times that someone wants to kill someone just because they have

27:56

a uniform on . There's so many times

27:58

that people are well , if cops didn't do this , cops didn't do that , cops

28:00

didn't . This dude's sitting there not doing

28:03

anything , patrolling the neighborhood to make sure people

28:06

are safe , and he gets shot . It's

28:10

a crazy , crazy time we're in All

28:13

because they wear a uniform

28:15

, while

28:18

and that's what we're going through

28:20

that's the times that we're in

28:22

and that's how it's just gonna get worse

28:24

. The way the media bashes us and how

28:27

many people believe this stuff and they go through this stuff

28:29

. It's only gonna get worse . That's

28:32

just how it's gonna go . You have a lot of people

28:34

that listen to a lot of things

28:36

like law enforcement started

28:38

from slave traders

28:40

or slave I

28:43

don't even know the slave drivers or whatever . Law

28:45

enforcement's actually been around since Code

28:48

of Harambee time . It's been around forever

28:50

, forever . It's been around

28:52

a long time , but

28:56

there's so many people that want to jump to that . Let's say

28:58

it was started from that . I

29:00

don't own slaves . I

29:03

don't have any desire to own slaves . I

29:05

think everyone should be treated equally , no matter what

29:07

. I

29:12

have no desire to take people back to a slave

29:14

owner . It

29:16

just shows the ignorance of people like you can't judge

29:18

me for something someone did way

29:20

back when and I don't even say my family

29:22

In my area . I'm actually

29:24

Native and

29:27

Black . My great-grandfather

29:29

how many , I don't know

29:31

nine , ten generations ago , something like that was

29:34

a freed slave . So his last name was Freeman

29:36

. He married a Cherokee woman . They

29:39

had children and that's how my mom's side is . That

29:41

side's a whole melting

29:43

pot of Nordic and I

29:46

don't even know Everywhere . Everywhere

29:49

. My mom's side is all that

29:51

. It's Native

29:53

and Black , black , dutch , whatever

29:55

you want to call it , whatever people call it . It

29:58

kills me that people want to pull up stuff that

30:00

like oh , these slave owners did this . Oh , these slave

30:03

owners did that . I'm not a slave owner . I

30:05

don't know a slave owner . Sorry

30:08

, my family did something to you . I don't know . That's

30:11

like . If you're someone

30:14

I don't know generations ago murdered someone

30:16

, I'm not going to go . Oh yeah , but

30:18

your great-great-great-grandfather murdered

30:20

someone for no reason . He was a rapist too . I

30:23

don't go . Oh , that guy's a rapist and murderer as well

30:25

. That'd be ignorant . It's the same

30:27

thing . You're judging off a lot of stuff . I

30:30

don't know what to tell you If you want to believe it , believe it . I

30:33

don't know what to tell you . It's crazy . Crazy

30:35

times are in . Does law enforcement have issues

30:37

? Sure , I guess I've always said I'm not going

30:39

to say it's perfect , but

30:42

nothing in this world is perfect , nothing

30:44

. There's not one thing in this world that's perfect

30:46

. There's things that are close

30:48

Babies , babies , laughs

30:50

oh , that's pretty perfect . A baby's

30:52

laugh's amazing . I love a baby's laugh , but

30:55

there's just so many things . You

30:57

just . Things are crazy . Crazy

30:59

times are in . We're even have right now . We're having

31:02

inflation problems like none other . It's

31:06

crazy . It's gotten so

31:08

point Like so bad Subway

31:10

to tackle inflation is creating

31:13

a three inch sandwich . A

31:16

lot of us guys are like , heck , yeah , finally

31:19

something makes me don't feel so inadequate . Oh

31:21

wait , never mind , never

31:24

mind . So we're creating , first

31:26

of all I mean it's probably good a three inch sandwich . Here

31:28

in the United States , our food sizes are

31:30

outrageous , hence why I'm a big dude

31:32

. They're outrageous , they just are . I

31:34

mean , it is what it is , but

31:37

a three inch sandwich

31:40

is what we're starting

31:43

to do to tackle inflation . Holy

31:46

shit , it's crazy

31:49

. It's crazy . Instead of like I don't know

31:51

, stopping shit from going up for no reason

31:53

, increasing the people's

31:56

pay . There's a lot of things

31:58

. It's crazy . Everything's gone up

32:00

and everything's gone up since COVID . Covid like

32:02

really jacked everything up and then , like now , people

32:05

are selling chickens for like eight times what a

32:07

chicken's worth . For a long time you couldn't get

32:09

eggs and this is the perfect

32:11

time to be starting a farm . There's some shit on the

32:13

horizon that I don't know what it is , but

32:15

there's some shit on the horizon . There's too

32:17

many things are like linking

32:19

together that our government's doing . Oh

32:22

wait , a cop talking bad about the government . He can't

32:24

do that . Yeah , I can . There's

32:27

way too much going on right now and

32:29

if we don't open our eyes , we're going to have a shitty , shitty

32:31

time , and maybe not even our generation , but these kids

32:34

generation , our kids , are screwed . Crazy

32:36

, just crazy

32:38

crazy times . Some

32:41

of this stuff like listen to it's pretty sad

32:43

. Let me pull up this video I watched . I was like man , that's fucking

32:46

wild . I never even thought about it . It's a lot

32:48

of people talking about this is the most they've ever

32:50

made and they dreamed of

32:52

making this much , but they're still

32:54

living paycheck to paycheck . How

32:57

is that ? A

33:00

lot of it is we do buy outside of our means as

33:02

humans . We do that . We want the best

33:04

, we want to keep up with the Joneses , but you

33:06

still should not be . You're making a crazy

33:08

amount of wages and you're still struggling

33:11

. Hmm , listen

33:13

to listen to this . It's crazy . Well

33:15

, I couldn't find it , but pretty much it was

33:17

a . It popped up on my stuff the other day

33:19

. There's a bunch of people talking about the American

33:21

. More money than they ever have , and yet

33:23

they're living more paycheck to paycheck than

33:25

they ever could imagine . It's

33:28

crazy , it's

33:31

wild . It's wild , crazy , crazy

33:33

. Times are in Food's getting

33:35

harder to get at a normal

33:37

level and then everywhere still sold out of stuff

33:39

. Like we're still dealing with COVID stuff

33:42

and now they're talking about bringing COVID

33:44

back and talking about giving people masks when they already

33:46

proved masks don't work . But now we all got to

33:48

wear a mask again and they're going

33:50

to shut us down again and blah , blah , blah

33:52

. All that does is it's

33:54

ruining our immune systems . We have

33:56

to be out in it . And they're also saying this

33:58

strain variant is not near

34:01

as hard as some of the other ones . Like Okay

34:03

, so now we're going to lock ourselves down

34:05

again , give people free money , and then they're not going

34:07

to want to work again . And even

34:10

though we proved all that did was hurt anything

34:12

, Okay , whatever School's

34:14

already doing it . Where I'm at they're shutting down

34:16

, sending kids , all the kids , home . Let it go

34:18

rampant , let every kid get it , pass

34:20

it through school , get it over with Guess what . Now

34:22

the rest of the year you're good until the next

34:24

variant comes out and the next variant , and the next variant

34:27

, and the next variant and the next variant

34:29

. But that's just my personal

34:31

opinion , and I mean , what can you do ? You

34:33

know then also the inflation stuff . You know

34:35

my mom . We grew up , like

34:38

I've said before , not well

34:40

off . I grew up fine

34:42

. My parents put me in a better

34:44

school district . They worked hard to make sure we

34:46

could at least live in a school district where we could afford

34:49

these things and send me to school where I'm actually

34:51

going to learn . My brother started

34:53

school at one of these schools in the inner city and he

34:56

didn't learn anything His first grade year . He didn't

34:58

learn shit . So they determined , okay

35:00

, we got to move , we got to get him better schools

35:02

. So they did that , moved us to a lot

35:04

better of an area that had better schools . They worked

35:07

hard to make it happen , but we had to find ways

35:09

to do things . There were several years

35:11

we didn't have AC , we didn't have heating

35:13

, we didn't have anything . I'd have friends come stay

35:15

the night and these poor kids would become a stay the night . And they're

35:17

like God dang , dude , your window is

35:19

a sheet of ice and I'm freezing my balls

35:22

off in here . I'm like , well , sorry , dude , I mean you

35:24

wanted to stay the night , sorry

35:27

about you . And in the summer I'd

35:29

have like 14 fans on me and I had a friend

35:31

sleeping on the floor . He's like can I get one ? Uh-uh , dude

35:33

, you decided to stay the night with me . Man , that's

35:35

the shit . I looked , dude , I

35:37

gave him a fan , but still . But

35:39

you know they did that . My mom did coupons

35:42

. My mom did all the stuff to make sure that we could

35:44

survive . You know she still does coupons

35:46

. She says a lot , a lot of money

35:48

doing coupons . She teaches people how to do it

35:50

. She even taught the lady

35:52

on Oprah how to do it and the lady lies and

35:54

says she was self taught . No , lady , I was there . I

35:57

hated going to the store with my mom . You

36:00

were stuck at the grocery store for hours

36:02

on end doing coupons and

36:05

then you had to go in and out because they wouldn't let you do

36:07

all in one transaction . So my

36:09

mom would take stuff out the car and

36:11

come back inside do it again . She's

36:13

been kicked out of grocery stores . My dad was a big dude

36:15

. My dad would go in and be like fuck

36:17

you , you can't kick my wife out . And they'd be like sorry

36:20

, sir , she's welcome to come back . And then

36:22

she'd do it again . She just would keep

36:24

getting free stuff . She went in one time . Her

36:26

bill was like $143 and they

36:28

owed her like $116 . And

36:32

they're like man , we can't pay you , but you can have it

36:34

. All . My mom's like that's fine , that's cool

36:36

with me Walked out and $143

36:38

20 years ago was a good amount of stuff and

36:40

that's . My mom has like a shed full

36:43

of just everything Paper

36:45

products like paper plates

36:47

, all the stuff she gets for free Toothpaste . Man

36:49

, I never realized how well

36:51

we had it over there when she said you had to do and you

36:53

needed toothpaste or toilet paper , but

36:55

go outside , go get it out of the

36:58

shed . I'm like man . But the shed , mom

37:00

, that's so far away and it's dark outside

37:02

. I had to go out there and then I became an adult and was like

37:04

God , dang man , that was nice . Wish

37:07

I had a shed full of all this shit . I

37:10

can't do coupons like her . I do coupons to

37:12

an extent we have to , but that's

37:14

next level . I can't do that . My family

37:16

very , very clicked . A group Trauma

37:20

was talking about in our live today about

37:22

how her and copper on their

37:24

podcast were talking about bedtime

37:26

stories that parents would tell and everything . My

37:29

mom had a whole nether ball game

37:31

during nap time . I

37:33

didn't want to take a nap and my mom would

37:35

come lay down with me and she'd be like , hey , you

37:38

have to take a nap . But now my mom won't take a nap . I

37:40

won't go outside and play . She's like no , you

37:42

can take a nap . She's like do you hear that ? I'm

37:45

like what Did you hear it ? I'm

37:47

like what mom ? There's a monster down

37:49

the hallway . I'm like do what ? Yeah

37:52

, gotta get under the blanket and hide or they'll

37:54

find you . But mom , you're not under the blanket , it

37:56

only eats kids . I'm like , oh shit

37:58

, here I am under this blanket and

38:01

then , guess what , I fall asleep and I look back

38:03

. I'm like , dang , that's pretty jacked up . My mom

38:05

had me take a nap , pretending I'm about to be eaten

38:07

by a damn monster . If I don't get under the blanket

38:09

, I'm

38:12

gonna have to try that some of my children there's

38:14

. So many times I'd be like no mom , get under there

38:17

. You know , you got that stupid kid brain

38:19

. You're like , oh God , that damn monster comes

38:21

around every day at noon and it only eats

38:23

babies . And it only eats babies

38:25

named Dane . That's a mean

38:27

ass monster . I hope all the other Danes are staying

38:29

safe when I'm under this blanket , never

38:32

thinking about all those other Danes that are ever eating

38:34

because I'm under the blanket , being safe

38:36

. I even was able to

38:38

sleep through it and those poor Dane babies were being

38:40

eaten as I was sleeping under my blanket . That's

38:42

some bullshit right there . I tell you that much . Oh

38:46

man , if you guys can take a moment

38:48

of silence , or all those baby Dane's that didn't

38:50

make it , thank

38:54

you . Thank you , baby Dane's , for giving your life for

38:56

me . Freakin nuts

38:58

, wow , crazy

39:00

things , crazy , crazy things , crazy

39:03

times . It's a cool time to be alive

39:05

because you're seeing things . I'm telling people , man , we're seeing

39:07

history right now and people are like okay , I

39:09

know you're seeing history , just wait , shit's

39:11

gonna happen . Shit's getting crazy . I

39:14

don't know what it is , but it's

39:16

getting crazy . But who knows ? Who

39:19

knows what's gonna happen , guys , who knows ? We just

39:21

gotta sit back and enjoy the ride . Speaking

39:23

of that , guys , I do appreciate everybody . This

39:26

has been it . I didn't know where to start on

39:28

this one . I didn't really have any ideas

39:30

where to start , so hopefully it wasn't boring

39:32

. It worked out . Hopefully everything

39:34

was fun . I enjoyed it . Yeah

39:38

, I'm gonna keep trying to do these , keep

39:40

growing them . If you guys have any ideas , send them to my

39:42

TikTok . If you're on TikTok , send them through me . Instagram

39:44

deputy underscore Dane . Send them anywhere

39:46

you know and then give me something to talk about . I'm

39:49

trying to like figure out how I can include some

39:51

of my life with all these stories and then people

39:53

can get to know me , or a

39:55

little bit more than you already . I share pretty much everything

39:58

, but you can get to know me a little bit more and

40:00

we can we can figure

40:02

this stuff out . I appreciate all you guys . Much

40:05

loved everybody . Please stay safe , spread

40:07

the love and positivity and let's make it a good week . Well

40:09

, like I said , we're getting closer to Halloween and that's fucking

40:11

awesome . I actually hit a button . Let me

40:13

finish that . That's fucking awesome . I

40:15

love Halloween . Guys , I'm still pumped . We're doing a scare

40:18

house and everything . I love Halloween . I

40:20

make Halloween props . It's a lot of fun

40:22

. But again , guys , thank

40:24

you so much for all the comments , positive

40:27

, negative , whatever it is . I appreciate everybody

40:29

so much . This means the world to me

40:31

and hopefully you can keep growing . We'll

40:33

start bringing some people on so that way we have

40:35

some interaction , not just me . I'm

40:37

feeling like people are like man , this is just a Dane Ranton

40:40

channel , but we went over some

40:42

things today how to get in law enforcement , stuff like

40:44

that . I get asked a lot Difference

40:46

between what I do now compared to what I used to do

40:48

, even though it's pretty much the same . I just now do more

40:51

and get called out more and work more hours and

40:53

stuff . All

40:57

right , guys , much love everybody . Enjoy

40:59

your week . Everybody , stay safe .

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