Prepare to enter a realm where destinies are curtailed before they unfold, and where the line between calamity and comedy is as thin as a dragon's scale. Welcome to "Dead Before It Started: Bald & Bearded Chronicles," a podcast that unfurls the vibrant tapestry of Dungeons & Dragons, weaving together the whimsical and the wacky with a touch of seasoned wisdom.

Guiding you through this enthralling auditory journey are your hosts, Michael and Matt, two stalwart adventurers whose striking bald heads, magnificent beards, and the glint of mischief in their glasses herald their passion for the game.