Is life as an only child with overbearing parents cramping your teenage style? Just wait until your family becomes the talk of the town with the birth of quintuplets! Reality takes a sharp turn for Jamie as the family fights for sanity trying t

Ready To Run

Jul 22nd, 2021 1h 12m

It’s horse girl summer here on DCOMs with Candy & Suede as we race into Ready to Run. In this new Rip Girls meets Doc Dolittle rewrite, Disney explores equine psychology, wearing the clothes your dad died in, and why comedians are always reinca

Stepsister From Planet Weird

Jun 15th, 2021 1h 20m

Damn, Disney really meant weird with this one! When freedom fighter Cosmo Cola and his daughter Ariel escape their gaseous home planet, they’re left trying to fit in among the horrid meatbags of Earth. A windsurfing divorcee ends up falling for

Miracle In Lane 2

May 14th, 2021 1h 29m

Malcolm in the Middle plays Justin, a Mennonite wheelchair user who dreams of trophies and inclusivity, on his search for the perfect accessible sport. After some casual trespassing, he discovers soap box derby and his new personality. With the

Rip Girls

Apr 7th, 2021 1h 16m

E como mai to another edition of Brink! but with a different setting and, this time, a GIRL (the lovely Camilla Belle btw). Our main chick Sydney finds that a picturesque Hawiian plantation has been passed down to her from her late mother, whic

Alley Cats Strike

Mar 3rd, 2021 1h 13m

Caught in the historic West vs East Appleton rivalry, Alex and friends find their position on the school bowling team has left them with the ball that could lead West Appleton to victory and snag the legendary Mighty Apple trophy. Enter bighead

The Color Of Friendship

Feb 2nd, 2021 1h 37m

This ain’t any after school special: based on a true story, that tackles the hard topics of apartheid and racial injustice, The Color of Friendship (2000) examines friendship & inequality in the face of adversity. Candy and Suede get wrecked an

Up, Up, and Away!

Jan 6th, 2021 1h 21m

Ever felt like you just didn’t belong? Maybe felt you were a little...different than the rest of your family? When Scott Marshall hits his 14th birthday, he realizes he will never measure up to the extraordinary abilities of his family-who happ

Horse Sense

Dec 4th, 2020 1h

Giddy up losers, we’re going to Disneyland...or maybe just a crappy kiddie corral. After being a major dick to his younger cousin, Tommy, spoiled-ass LA hot shot Michael is forced to pony up on some hard labor at their cattle ranch. From fence

Don't Look Under The Bed

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 13m

Blamed for a recent string of impressively destructive town pranks, teenage Franny takes on help from her brother’s imaginary friend, Larry, by making some grotesque potions and elaborate inventions to defeat the evil Boogey...person?! Candy an

Genius

Oct 28th, 2020 1h 12m

Do you like science, hockey, floppy disks, college parties, multiple personalities, Roger Rabbit, bad dancing, terrible graphics, and bouncy balls? Then Genius (1999) is the smart choice! 13 year-old college student and science prodigy, Charlie

Johnny Tsunami

Oct 7th, 2020 1h 15m

Are you a sky? Are you an urchin? In this episode we hit the slopes with everyones favorite surfer turned snowboarder and all around good dude, "Johnny Tsunami". Theres alcohol, drugs and just enough fresh pow to make you want to risk it all on

Smart House

Aug 22nd, 2020 1h 9m

"The House Is Jumpin" with Suede's first tv crush, alexa before alexa, the future as we know it, and some really bad dance moves. Join us for offensive commentary, burps, and the creepiest DCOM scene we've to date.

The 13th Year

Aug 5th, 2020 1h 21m

On this episode Candy and Suede watch "The 13th Year" join us for a deep DIVE (get it?) into merm culture. There's drinking, drugs, nerd's, weirdo's, teens in speedo's, the weirdest name in show biz and enough offensive commentary to get us thr

Can Of Worm's

Jul 15th, 2020 1h 1m

Finally parents who care about their child. This Episode we watch "Can Of Worms". It's chalk full of famous people, gross aliens, offensive commentary, and barking dogs. Pop open a cold one and enjoy.

Zenon Girl Of The 21st Century

Jun 21st, 2020 53m 17s

Zeetus La Peetus guys it's "Zenon Girl Of The 21st Century". Please join us for offensive commentary, stellar outfits, inky bad guys, a possibly fake horse, and the most awesome concert outer space has ever seen.

Halloweentown

Jun 21st, 2020 55m 21s

It's Candy's fav DCOM "Halloweentown" Join us for offensive commentary, lame parents, famous people, magic, creepy men from high school, and revenge.

Brink

Jun 21st, 2020 53m 38s

"If You're Good At Something Make Sure You're Parent's Won't Like It" This week we discuss "Brink". We Have offensive commentary, EVD, greasy hair, soul skating, bad haircuts, and everyone being "totally kyle"

YOU LUCKY DOG

Jun 21st, 2020 36m 11s

Kirk Cameron acting like Kirk Cameron Acting like a dog. This one is hard to watch but we did it for you. Join us for a discussion of "You Lucky Dog". We have it all offensive commentary, 90's hotness, scientology, christian growing pains, mes

Under Wraps

Jun 21st, 2020 51m 14s

On our first ever episode we discuss the DCOM "Under Wraps". In this episode Candy and Suede dive into the wonderful world of made for TV madness. Goon's, mummies, clueless parents, offensive jokes, and one kid we both hate.

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