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Here we go, here we

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go. Here is another senseless

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survey from Darren Whackhead Simpson

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on KFM mornings. KFM mornings.

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Okay, guesses. Good morning. Good morning.

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Good morning. Senses survey time. Small

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price. Well, big price from a small business

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here in the Western Cape. Today

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we've added a very interesting new

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price to the lot. We've

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still got the dummy by the way. This

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dummy has been returned once already. But

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not used. We need to be

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aware about that. Yes, it

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was returned before we'd actually sent it. They

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said, can I please have something else? Yeah,

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still on the hunt for its perfect match.

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Yeah, because it was a guy that wanted

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and, and you know what, I don't think

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he can just arrive home with it. If

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this is something totally out of the ordinary. There

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has to be a conversation first. Yeah.

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Like what are you doing? Well, what's, you know what I'm

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saying? What am I not doing? Hasn't

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learned. Yeah. What are you saying? I

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believe a conversation has to be had because

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it's also not just something

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entry level. It's expert

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level. Your first

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goal shouldn't be at the NW. Unless

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you're really, really blessed. Yes.

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Depending on the garage you have. You

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were saying a new prize. Excuse me.

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What? Yeah.

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So there is a new. It's

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a, it's a

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tattoo with

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4,000. You can,

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you can do something with that. Something

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proper. From a Marcel Mayer.

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This is a. proper.

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I don't know what tattoo is crossed

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now. It depends on size and the

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artist. Who's got a tattoo? I've got

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a small... Who's got a tattoo? I've

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got two. What? Yeah.

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Where in what? On

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my arm. I'd rather not say. I

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thought it was a mole. Some people

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would tattoo a

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mole on their bodies. No they did.

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After Enriq and Crawford.

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Yeah. So a small tattoo,

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maybe 1.5 between 1.5 and 2. Yeah. So with

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4000 you could do pretty much for medium

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sized ones.

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Maybe add to a sleeve if you

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are already on a tattoo journey. Sheldon

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you have any... I

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don't. No. Fred you don't have. No.

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I mean you don't.

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No you don't. None of you can commit. He

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was just a corporate great. He had a

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tattoo done. Yeah. How long did that take you? It's quite

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a story. But it's gone

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gone. Can I tell the story?

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Go ahead. No. It's not your story to tell. Do

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we have the time though? No we do. Quick time.

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This man will make time to tell other people's

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stories and you trust him to tell

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yours. You know he's going to be messy. No. Let me tell

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you this. You never never tempt

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fate. It's one of my most cruel beliefs.

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Never tempt fate. All right. So he has

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a tattoo at the time. You said I

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could tell it eh? Yeah go with it.

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Go with it. So four

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of the most important people in his life.

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Friends. They go

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and have tattoos. It was

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the one had the ace of spades. The one

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had the ace of hearts. Ace of clubs. Ace

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of diamonds. They were a pack. None

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of them are friends anymore. Yeah.

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Hey Remi's? Yes. You

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see you can't put that sort of pressure. A

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lot of you guys can commit to marriage and

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children, but a little tattoo, a small

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anya tattoo is not something you can

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commit to. I mean life

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is long, there's still time. Yeah,

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I'm not averse to it. I think tattoos

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look hot. They look really hot. I wouldn't

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know what to do. Do what you do

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and we, yeah, be sure, be sure. Okay,

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well senseless survey, here we go. Uh,

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guesses please, Sherlyn. I'm 25.

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What? You really like it. I

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don't want to play this ever again, do you?

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That's 37. Alright, producer

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Brad, 91. I

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do want to play, 75. Oh,

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remains 2000 questions. No,

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I'm going to be serious.

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Anyone close? Nine questions. Nine

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questions. Thank you for taking this game seriously.

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Thank you. Alright,

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this is our caller, random

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person, awesome, ridiculous question. See

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how long this down the line for. Here is

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this morning's senseless survey. Welcome to it. Can

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you go to the comment directory call? Good

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morning, sir. I'm agent 31962. I'm

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calling you from the senseless bureau. I said I'll ask

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you a couple questions for your country. It won't take

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more than five seconds. Okay.

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So, do crabs think that fish

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can fly? I

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don't know. Why

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is it like this? If

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you're ugly and shy, you're seen as

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a creep. But if

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you're hot and shy, you're a

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deep thinker. I'm a stereotype.

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I'm not too sure. So,

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do you believe in polygamy only because

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you need three incomes to survive? No.

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Are the most blessed people in

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the world the ones who don't

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have hay fever? I

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don't think so. Do

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you know to never trust someone

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who runs for fun? Huh?

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Who runs for fun? No. I

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didn't know that. Is

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the hardest part of becoming an atheist

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remaining quiet when someone sneezes? Yeah.

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Think so. Is

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searching for a new laptop online basically

6:22

forcing your current computer to dig its

6:24

own grave? Oh yeah, truly. Oh

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yeah, truly. Are

6:31

the people who leave their shopping carts

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in the middle of a parking lot

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the same people who don't pick up

6:37

their dog's poop when walking them? I'm

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not too sure. Dog hearts. Are

6:45

you aware that dogs enjoy belly

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rubs because you're

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actually rubbing their nipples? No,

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I'm glad I wish I had. I

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never think of this. I'm not a women. Marcelli loves

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a belly rub. That's

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where the leg goes. I

7:04

twitch it. Yeah,

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yeah. My

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wife's leg doesn't go there. You're

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rubbing your belly, right? Okay,

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there is the senseless survey.