0:00

The seeing wit show? I'm watching

0:02

that for sure. Oh, 100%. I'm

0:04

sorry, I'm a female. I do not do work. I'm

0:07

too rich for that. We don't like violence. Guys,

0:10

I'm not gonna brag or anything like that, but

0:12

like, look, my watch is hot. Everyone

0:15

has? Fuck them. They're mean.

0:17

Welcome back, bitches, to another

0:20

podcast. Today we're doing another,

0:22

not taco,

0:24

actually. They didn't even tell us to season

0:26

in the chicken, but we're seasoning the chicken.

0:28

Hi, my name's Whitney. And you're watching the

0:30

seeing wit show. If you ain't sneezing, it

0:32

ain't seasoning. You know what I'm saying? If

0:34

you ain't cheesing, your bitch is sleezing around,

0:36

you know what I'm saying? All

0:39

right, so... We're

0:41

making some type of Mexican

0:44

corn enchilada chicken roll-up tacos

0:46

with... We're

0:48

winging it up. Like we've done, we

0:50

have directions. We have directions. Okay,

0:53

ingredients. Hi,

0:56

I had a burp. Tortillas, cheese,

0:59

chicken, which realistically, you could have any type

1:02

of chicken, but today we have the one

1:04

that's straight off the Barbie. Rotistic.

1:08

Dead skinned. Bree skinned it herself. You can

1:10

even see the legs, the wings, the thighs.

1:12

Not only is she catching... Flat ass and

1:14

calm yourself. Not only is she catching bunnies

1:16

in her backyard, she's catching chickens. She actually

1:18

fished for this. She caught this in the

1:20

deep sea. Honestly, NBC is on the way

1:22

here to give us an interview on how

1:25

chicken landed in the ocean. Smell this? Sorry,

1:29

I'll change my mind. All right.

1:31

And then we got sour cream, cream cheese,

1:33

and some bowls. Okay. And other

1:35

seasons. First, we preheated the oven to 400. Oh,

1:38

and corn. Spray it. Let's go. Pie

1:40

plate or spring... Form...

1:44

What? Pan. Spray it?

1:46

Honestly, get whatever the fuck you use to

1:48

cook, because I'm not even sure what spring

1:50

form... Form... Form... Pfft!

1:52

Pan. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. On

1:55

the online. Do I look like a... My

1:57

olden days? Should I put it on forward? He

1:59

probably could... in my head don't mind the

2:01

hat hair either we're gonna be making

2:03

a smaller portion of them because it is just us two

2:06

eating and we're gonna cut the

2:09

tears and you can't see just us there's

2:13

a third here

2:15

yeah yeah

2:18

we're not leaving you want we're always

2:21

three three now did you want and

2:23

buy one deck one free deal with

2:25

Kristen Renee okay so first

2:28

well first and foremost like I said preheat the oven

2:30

to 400 let's just get

2:32

right into the chicken um you want to see

2:34

him fly second spread the

2:36

legs oh my gosh did

2:38

you just hear me okay it sounded exactly okay I've done this

2:40

a hundred times but I'm not sure it's gonna go okay this

2:44

is gonna go well oh okay

2:46

wait we're stuck we're stuck do you mind

2:49

holding the wings from it hold on it

2:51

might fly away so I guess we're gonna

2:53

peel the chicken

3:01

because Kristen decided do I take this

3:03

no that was great but they don't

3:06

sell shredded rotisserie I'm gonna use

3:08

a small bowl I'm a person this is oh

3:10

please don't Chris's

3:12

this is Chris's first time doing

3:14

anything with meat and textures um

3:17

actually wait is it I haven't

3:20

peeled a bird in a minute I can't say

3:22

that I can't say I have I

3:25

actually have a chicken shredder at home for my dogs it's

3:27

honestly I don't know we can do really quickly I

3:29

got a finger on put up the thicker pieces and

3:31

I'll throw it in my kitchen you are so smart

3:33

we'll be here forever so we

3:36

are um actually feeling the breast

3:38

right now I'm fully dissecting

3:41

the kit oh

3:44

shit please the god don't lie my

3:46

dishes um Christmas wasn't doing them today

3:49

whoa cuz she's gonna have

3:51

sorry one time my dog had a whole

3:55

rotisserie chicken and I found out they were allergic

3:57

to it and he had like some kind of

3:59

muscle deterioration in his head and then

4:01

they found out it was just a chicken. Oh

4:03

my, who? Bodhi. Bodhi. Yeah,

4:06

Bodhi, my mom's dog. He's very

4:08

special. He's a golden doodle. So if you

4:10

have those, you know what I mean by

4:12

that. Special. Just

4:16

pop her in there. Do we need to peel

4:18

the skin by chance? No. So

4:20

we're gonna use the KitchenAid because that's the only thing Kristen

4:23

has used for it because we don't do anything else, but.

4:25

I don't bake. We don't bake. And honestly, it's gonna be

4:27

easier with. Bake that cake. Can

4:29

we use your watch? We should do a dessert next time. What do you

4:31

guys think? I'm down. It's

4:34

not gonna be a cheesecake, but I knew it was gonna take forever. Cause

4:37

that churro cheesecake, whatever thing that we did, it

4:39

was terrible. We put, well,

4:41

not we. Has anybody in this chat

4:43

put way too much cinnamon? Anything

4:46

that we've made or? No.

4:49

I'm just wondering. We probably give you a drink.

4:51

Probably not. No, we don't. There's no directions on here.

4:53

So if you're trying to make it, I'm sorry. If

4:56

you're listening to this and thinking what you guys are doing,

4:59

just follow step by step on Patreon. You're fine. Honestly,

5:01

Pinterest is where we probably get most of these. Oh,

5:03

that's a bone. Don't eat that. This

5:07

is just three chickens, very girthy. That's actually meaty

5:09

as shit. I won't lie to you.

5:12

I kinda want some. This

5:14

is what we used to feed ourselves on the boat. Last time

5:16

Jacob would've got a whole one. I'll mind you that whole one

5:19

ate it. Got food poisoning. Probably

5:21

a good thing. Oh, that's really good. So

5:23

we're still eating it. Okay. Oh,

5:27

do you hear that? I gave

5:29

you some in there. You should call. That definitely

5:31

sounds familiar. Ow,

5:34

you. Kirsten,

5:38

you okay? Kirsten in the background watching us

5:40

peel and shreddish. Don't you start gagging or

5:42

anything because you can walk the fuck out.

5:44

Because you start, I'm starting and I'm not

5:46

ending. I'll end up probably giving birth.

5:49

If I start throwing up, I'm so scared to throw up again. Feel

5:52

this one. I need to. Oh

5:57

my gosh. This one's extra

5:59

beef. Or are you know any

6:01

Pearson's ever made a personal actually enjoys

6:03

his. I can make one seen as

6:06

she's ever cooked. Maybe mountain she's. She.

6:09

Says she didn't know this is where chicken

6:11

came from some like with this assistant us

6:13

embarrassing signal indecisiveness what it looks like to

6:15

said. She. Is

6:19

actually really good for your sister's Reagan. Honestly

6:21

like a notes disturbing I was saying, but

6:24

it's actually like the best said. the other

6:26

hand, Literary losses. Or. That

6:30

size. Second, One time

6:33

I. Got us in the state

6:35

fair says they fare was selling seconds and

6:37

they were also rating them one to ten

6:39

on a scale of his first with the

6:42

best certain say don't want to stone and

6:44

oh I thought you were in the as

6:46

he won't know hundred miles we were You

6:48

in the kitchen aid so are these chickens

6:50

the my mom actually put of in a

6:53

box. And. Put the lamp

6:55

over it advises fucking going. Out.

6:59

With the tickets consists of. Some she put

7:01

the chicken dinners and box and put

7:03

the heat lamp over him and they

7:05

didn't dance. And say that

7:08

much going on. Event:

7:12

Now the morning their escape the citadel

7:14

breeze wise old a definite was a

7:16

bone and they're very go. Nine.

7:19

That I. Asked. Her.

7:22

Others that have nothing about how

7:24

know we are at least give

7:26

it to the there have been

7:28

a musical Judas Tommy story behind

7:30

both. Body

7:32

just eight.and then on the no

7:34

idea of volunteers have foreseen where

7:36

you were a lot more here.

7:39

Budget. To fund lean one outfit and for. That's.

7:42

A lot. Work.

7:46

For a. Person:

7:48

little was last person. Gonna

7:53

him that over. No

7:55

wait, you can't use this partners it

7:58

in as a problem with this. The

8:00

whole thing I have no some digging and

8:02

now we're mixing in the kitchen aid has

8:04

cursing Oliver Four hundred dollars a reason an

8:06

evil cc have used it. not for baby

8:09

now or do you use it for he's

8:11

the whole is overnight was a as a

8:13

boneless okay. Forget

8:17

I got all but a large city

8:19

and they're like no tomorrow waiting. For

8:21

me, an aerobics yacht club. I'll get in

8:24

there. I'll hear some of his ass. Enough

8:26

we have we have enough South Divide all

8:28

I was. In. School fees.

8:32

Yeah. Yeah,

8:38

we love our chick fillet. Details:

8:41

Movies. right?

8:44

So we don't want us Now with Isis.

8:46

Sits on a second. The

8:48

What The fuck. Out.

8:51

Of. An

8:54

issue is known. As

8:56

a law has a lot I would guess

8:58

it all your other non are freeze on

9:01

actually shredding at eating it off the barbie

9:03

that any good guys I don't know why

9:05

ya think there's is it was our own

9:07

vault vomiting overseas cause. I

9:10

need to wash my hands these. Kids

9:15

and your number comes out to a podcast

9:17

Now she does this every time she seconds.

9:20

I can be cooking like nothing and huge

9:22

so he vomiting. She

9:25

does it over like one time we're

9:28

out front where are the house and

9:30

a word with stuff were served. At.

9:33

Successor she's full on Bloody Marys for me, I

9:35

for the got a neighbor flightaware killing someone. Bloody.

9:38

Murder. Know more

9:40

when they i hate about the silliest rise

9:43

for a map as some water when I'd

9:45

season and you. Have the cream

9:47

cheese of the supreme. Ribs implies

9:49

I. Love. Honor.

9:55

I hated. see that

9:57

password. Kristen

10:00

learned how to twerk from

10:02

Nicki Minaj herself. Nicki

10:05

Minaj actually came over

10:08

here one day and and

10:10

Kristen learned. Not

10:12

me though I wasn't here I couldn't afford the class.

10:16

Unfortunately my butt's too small they said they actually

10:18

had us measure like lay against like a wall

10:20

and they said okay but they didn't even say

10:22

to season the chicken. I'm gonna explain really quick.

10:24

They didn't say season the chicken. I'm gonna go

10:26

with the chicken by the way. I'm just

10:29

gonna season with some taco meat because I'm

10:32

not eating that. Okay so the seasonings were

10:36

what? No nothing. It

10:38

didn't even say season chicken. Oh paprika or

10:40

something. Oh no season chicken but everything else.

10:43

There's still chicken in my shit. Alright

10:46

don't be grossed out cause I'm adding a little

10:49

bit of water friend so it stirs okay. Well

10:51

you won't get wet. What about the cream cheese

10:53

and stuff? What am I supposed to do now?

10:55

Well you could start that if you wanted. I

10:58

will. Tell me what. Okay. Tell me why

11:00

it ain't nothing but a

11:03

mistake. Tell me why I

11:05

never wanted to say I

11:07

wanted that way. Tell me

11:10

why it ain't nothing

11:12

but a mistake.

11:22

Ain't nothing but some

11:25

cream cheese. Tell me

11:27

why it ain't nothing but some

11:29

sour cream. Okay. Oh this chicken actually

11:32

looks bad. You guys like daisy? Because

11:34

that's my favorite flower. Not. I

11:36

kind of like tulips. Um Kristen I think

11:38

this is old. No it's

11:40

not. I promise you it's not. Oh

11:43

look at that. You just have to spoon and a wrapper

11:45

in it. There's a

11:47

spoon in it. It's not whole lot of

11:49

it. It's been from fucking. From our taco

11:51

night probably. Kristen what the fuck is that?

11:55

You're shredded chicken. What the fuck? Show them

11:57

what? Show them. Dude there's nothing. That's

11:59

shredded chicken. What's wrong with it? Ew,

12:02

there it is. Oh no. Oh,

12:04

is this another one? Oh my god. No,

12:06

it's just that. Look at that. What

12:09

is it? What else did you

12:11

put in there? Seasoning. Just

12:13

chicken. Why does it look like that? Because

12:16

it mixed it up. Oh, it's all like chunky like mom. Dude,

12:18

it's gonna taste the same. Unless you were gonna sit here and-

12:21

I wasn't. So

12:25

now, after

12:27

we did the rotisserie chicken, put it

12:29

in a frickin' KitchenAid for what reason? We

12:32

don't have chicken. I wouldn't sit here

12:34

and shred that individually. Put the seasoning

12:36

into the chicken, shred it in a separate

12:38

bowl. We're putting a sour cream. We're literally

12:40

just eyeing this. We got

12:43

a recipe. Because it doesn't matter. And what

12:45

else? And baking. And

12:47

cream cheese. And we're gonna stir it

12:49

and make some type of guacamole. We're

12:51

gonna make some. Oh,

12:54

this looks really good. Just

12:58

sour cream. Anywho, Marie asked us

13:00

a question. She said,

13:06

what are some common red flags that

13:08

indicate that a relationship is toxic, might

13:10

I add? Oh, I got one.

13:14

Oh, I got one. She might repeat the question. Yeah,

13:16

we're done. I got it already. What

13:19

are some red flags that indicate that a

13:21

relationship is toxic? Is that it? Yeah.

13:23

So some- Red flags. Okay. Constant

13:26

arguing. I

13:28

know healthy arguments are

13:30

like, when they're constantly bickering or bitching at you,

13:32

for like, everything. But they're

13:34

being hypocrite. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

13:37

Oh. Would you think you would rather have

13:40

more sour cream than cream cheese? I'll do it. Let

13:42

me stir it. Mine, that's

13:44

a good one. That's a good one. Some

13:46

red flags, I would say-

13:49

Here, I'll give you something easier to- I

13:53

would say red flags. I'm thinking

13:55

about when

13:57

they fuck girls and you have

13:59

to- By now a hard way from

14:01

the girls and cells that size. Like

14:03

said okay but also red flags in

14:05

the beginning belies if you're If you're

14:07

talking stage, there should be necessary to

14:09

stage. Until they said as soon as

14:11

a stage don't you. Worry more.

14:14

What? Was his. Know

14:17

how writing that you have a race or

14:19

say. Oh

14:22

and a talking stage. To

14:24

thoroughly entertaining. A Santana Girls in

14:26

Can't Like Focus On You have figured

14:28

out that other than other guys are

14:30

don't even worry about that. The title

14:32

neither is so fucked. Up. Entertaining

14:35

or a we're. Not with garlic,

14:38

florida and pepper. It. Has

14:41

Elisa Hobby lobby. One.

14:45

Who. Use your Amazon account

14:48

on snacks I would

14:50

say is another red

14:53

flag Kristen. I'm.

14:57

Sorry I wasn't. Going to be getting

15:00

into religious or just in general synod I'd You

15:02

should notice a red flag is a bigger. Yeah,

15:06

I think so. so. I

15:08

think when I don't even pay saying is

15:10

a Fucking The Fox Macys hey in the

15:12

beginning I mean there's I think me on

15:14

a day. Intact. but

15:17

then they start to like moods. Moon

15:19

Pie I just took the corner of

15:21

the stove. Us can buy canned corn

15:23

or access the same way as brought

15:25

have frozen ones that's going to go

15:27

inside him and let that cool off.

15:29

Can don't mind the dishes over here.

15:33

Yeah. Assessed

15:35

yeah would do Beginning beginning before talk

15:37

to him out for talk about talking

15:39

says Pearson said when a when a

15:41

confluence half of other and oh when

15:43

they when they talk to you Oh

15:46

okay my favorite part is when I

15:48

talk to on tax and sat at

15:50

the same time with in there Always

15:52

are Going soundtrack now works as a

15:54

lot I can't stand south shots such

15:56

as my only like a your Taxes

15:58

as me that you. If you're calling

16:00

me and FaceTime and texting me, that

16:02

means you have somewhat interest in me. The

16:05

fuck are you Snapchatting 50 bitches next to

16:07

me for? I'm not trying to look at

16:09

your phone. I hate main communication as in

16:11

a relationship we're talking over Snapchat. That's so

16:14

old to me. I know they'd be doing that to

16:16

other bitches. And I've never honestly tracked someone's SnapScore, like

16:18

truthfully hand on the heart. But I

16:20

don't want to have to worry about that. Like, no,

16:23

hell no. But eventually though, if

16:25

they actually are serious about you, which I've only had like

16:27

one, so they

16:30

ask you out and then you know it's for real. But

16:35

also, when you go to like, going with couples

16:37

and like invite other girls like while you're with

16:39

them, it's crazy. Going with asking out, if they're

16:41

willing to respect, okay, for me a big thing

16:43

was meeting my family and I don't live with

16:45

my family, like near my family, waiting

16:48

for my family to meet them. And I gotta

16:50

meet your family, not just, I feel

16:52

like that's really mature, like if you want a

16:54

date to marry, meeting

16:57

families first before any serious relationship. But

16:59

if they're not willing to do that,

17:01

be patient about your... Not

17:05

standards. What's

17:11

the word? Not standards, but your, not

17:13

your walls put up. Guard? Guard.

17:15

No. You

17:18

say it in a sentence. Okay. Be

17:21

careful about your... So these are my... Standards.

17:25

Standards. No, but they're not standards. Expectations?

17:27

Expectations. If they can't meet your expectations for

17:30

a relationship, then don't make

17:33

excuses. Straight to hell. Okay, really quickly, let's

17:35

try it out because everything's done. So

17:37

we mix the cream cheese, salt, combined, fold

17:39

the chicken, corn, cheese and lime juice. Like

17:42

you walk out and you're wearing the cutest

17:44

dress and you're like, I look so pretty

17:46

and they're like, you're wearing that? I can't

17:48

stand for that. I don't like being told

17:51

what to do. Are

17:53

you like, you know that I'm hotter

17:55

than you or something? Like, is there a problem?

17:59

I'm with you, but... I don't know sure oh

18:01

when they don't post you oh Yeah,

18:05

that's a big end. I like being

18:07

not like overwhelming like Post

18:09

me every second of the day But even like talking stages

18:12

like we need people you want people to know that y'all

18:14

are together like that How do you meet your friends over?

18:16

We need to put it on whatever these that's the way

18:18

yeah, cuz you have to cut them You

18:22

don't want to just use this we can oh my

18:24

god, ew, can we not this is the most

18:26

grossest It's

18:29

a nice fucking cutting They give

18:31

you one with it. I moved in and

18:34

you kept it Yeah, she's a paper towel right there and wipe

18:36

it and don't y'all see nothing. That's consumed

18:38

ain't none of y'all know shit chickens

18:40

cooked Is

18:45

there any other trade where you got any but that put that

18:47

in the truck over the trash No,

18:49

I was just gonna pick them up All

18:51

right, so now what we're gonna do is Well,

18:54

if you're feeding a family, you don't get a larger pan do

18:56

whatever We're supposed to spray

18:58

that yeah, where's it? Yeah,

19:03

grab the pen Sorry the pen

19:05

and the bowl spray your little thingies first. We're

19:07

gonna cut ours in half Sorry,

19:12

I left some over. All right,

19:14

we mix everything so oh,

19:16

that's cute one Okay,

19:20

um Now

19:24

we're gonna build our burritos that's eating a family

19:26

you want a bigger pan like enchilada type pan

19:28

But we're just feeding us. So I

19:30

do one by one. I'll say one by one. Yeah, I

19:32

did it once it's rolled Yeah, that

19:34

makes sense. So like you do that like this and

19:38

then do one. Yes, I spread and

19:40

I'll and you check it Okay,

19:43

good. Nice and beefy got it.

19:45

Nice and but we're spreading shit

19:49

Extra sauce. Yes Oh

19:53

my gosh, that looks wet like a white

19:55

little Okay,

19:59

so So if you're in a toxic

20:01

relationship and trying to leave, what advice

20:03

do you have? And they're cheating,

20:06

right? Is that what the question was? Just let's

20:08

say just abusive, verbally, physically,

20:11

cheating, and what

20:13

advice do I have? Well, leave,

20:16

obviously. I

20:19

know it's tough to stay in a, like,

20:21

stay in a relationship, but it's also tough

20:23

to leave. Why eat it? Because

20:26

you're scared of what they might do. Or do you genuinely,

20:28

like, really love the person? And that's

20:30

kind of what I love, though. Like if you, if,

20:33

realistically someone will love you and genuinely

20:36

accept you for who you are, and

20:39

will never ever put you in a situation where

20:42

you're having to

20:45

choose to leave. That is stupid, but there's

20:48

someone out there better usually, but I'd say to

20:51

leave. Yeah, fire. Oh,

20:54

it's right to put cheese in it. No,

20:56

cheese on top. Yeah, but cheese in it,

20:58

too. Oh, okay. Does that need to be

21:00

smaller? Probably. I would get out

21:02

now before it gets worse. Truthfully,

21:05

you will never

21:07

find yourself being with somebody that already did

21:09

enough to you. It's not going to ever

21:11

go back to the way that

21:13

you started. We definitely

21:15

need to do this tighter. Well, I didn't know

21:18

that's what we were doing, but yeah. Second,

21:20

um, let me get this

21:22

off. All right, we're trying to figure

21:24

out how to put the wheels. I didn't know we were

21:26

doing together and it looks like shit. Okay,

21:28

so we're kind of too distracted. I can't

21:30

really understand what I'm saying.

21:33

Okay. Um,

21:37

I didn't see that picture. Yeah. I

21:39

would have thought about, but at the end of

21:41

the day, no toxic relationship

21:43

is worth saying. And

21:46

if you have kids, if you have

21:49

a dog, get the fuck

21:51

out, run, leave, and then just block

21:53

them. Okay.

21:57

So basically if you can't block them, then find another way.

22:00

Stop talking to no contact works for

22:02

me mine actually just was cheating on

22:04

me It's like four different roles at the same time.

22:06

So I just up and left and never talked to him again I

22:09

didn't know we're doing pinwalls. We could have done a radar. Yeah,

22:12

that's why I like it's okay. That's funny How

22:15

you want to roll this one? Yeah. Yeah really

22:18

tight All right, you roll

22:20

and cut because oh that might be too big actually

22:22

now Yeah,

22:25

I'm gonna make into laws with like a toe We're

22:31

so distracted we're still on the same level of

22:38

I know they ain't honking at me Okay,

22:41

guys these are actually question real quick

22:43

person. Okay. Have you ever

22:45

been in a toxic relationship? Yeah How

22:48

did you leave? I just stayed at Whitney's Hospital

22:50

year I want picked her up and

22:52

she was no she was not a lot of I refuse to go

22:54

home I literally refused to go home because I felt like if I

22:56

kept going back I was gonna keep going back to the same routine.

22:59

You know, I mean, you have to definitely do a

23:01

little bit The cycle literally goes on and goes on

23:03

it was literally Hey

23:09

Hang out during the week do something fun

23:11

with them We

23:13

can go by they want to get drunk and they want to sleep with other girls

23:17

the week the next

23:19

week goes by They're

23:21

fine. They want to stay with you and do shit with you

23:24

and cuddle with you and then Next

23:26

weekend comes by and hang out bitches. Yeah We're

23:30

still stuffing these in the casserole dish. Why

23:33

Christian lets out her animal

23:35

sea lions. Could we double stop?

23:39

Let's go. Wait, wait, let's put cheese on that side

23:41

real quick. Let's put cheese on. Yep. Yep.

23:43

Yep make a layer. Oh My

23:48

god I Some

23:52

confusion why everybody keeps copying us Is

23:54

there like a reason I do we

23:56

do we just got more successful. We're successful

23:58

in talking shit Everyone else doesn't need

24:01

to be successful in

24:03

talking shit when all you do is talk shit

24:05

about the two successful people What

24:07

the fuck is that gonna get you that no

24:09

I mean the only reason that you're fucking successful

24:11

is because of us You're fucking welcome and

24:15

Where I can you put him this way? Like

24:17

that. Yeah. Yeah, it's getting you

24:19

absolutely the fuck everywhere because of us

24:22

you're fucking welcome so

24:24

do we get 10% or All

24:30

right, let's

24:32

stick these bad boys in go wash your hands Take

24:38

a bite Already

24:43

about eight all of it. I know You

24:47

know what? Bar

24:50

you get all the work we're sticking in these bad

24:52

boys at 400 for about 10 minutes wait for the

24:55

cheese to get crispy brown

24:58

Have you guys wanted a funny story today? I'm

25:03

looking at a boat It

25:06

was a great time No,

25:12

actually if you guys really want to know the story We've

25:16

been DMing this guy for like four or five

25:18

days about his boat. Where did

25:20

you find that like Facebook marketplace? Yeah, thanks with my place

25:23

And And

25:25

we've been damned as a sky and this guy was like

25:27

out here like oh, yeah Well, we can put on top

25:30

with first of all the boat was on What

25:33

was on Facebook marketplace for 10 fucking months? Okay,

25:35

there's obviously there's something wrong with it or your

25:37

price is too high for Whatever

25:39

shit you have Dammit,

25:42

so we've been DMing this guy. He's like, oh

25:44

I'm gonna meet up with some With

25:47

you guys when you get back and we could take

25:50

you out for a ride whatever else it okay, and

25:52

then me to find out he's Lives

25:54

in Kentucky and he's just gonna have his

25:57

friends take us out right? Okay, that's

25:59

weird But it's fine. Um,

26:02

go ahead. This guy who

26:04

has lived in Kentucky for two years told us that

26:06

he had like the

26:08

boat service and blah blah.

26:12

We get there. The boat's way too

26:14

fucking big for me. I'm like, okay, this is like

26:16

a ginormous type shit. He keeps stepping on this fucking

26:18

cash. Me too. And rice. And

26:20

he lied about everything.

26:23

The day before he said that he took somebody

26:25

out and they had already offered 130,000, but

26:29

they were going to have a loan. How much was the book originally?

26:31

Like, what were they saying? They're

26:33

saying it was like, well, at first it

26:35

was on a market for 160 and they

26:37

dropped it to 135 and it's 28 foot. It's

26:41

pretty fucking big. Two motors, three fifties. And

26:44

it was like, okay, that's a nice deal.

26:47

We get to see in the boat, which has

26:49

not been serviced. Whole thing. The whole

26:52

motor is rusted. He said, wait, two tops all

26:54

like bent and has

26:56

like chips in it. And it had

26:58

like refiber glass. So

27:00

that means that either something happened to it, got

27:02

a storm or it got ricocheted by a tree

27:04

or something. I don't know. Everything

27:07

in the boat was not working. I feel

27:09

a pump. The speakers, none of the stereos

27:11

were. Damn, the speakers worked and I'm sitting

27:13

here like, okay. So

27:15

I have to put all this work into it.

27:17

Then like three days ago, he's like, yeah, I

27:19

spent five grand getting new, new motors and new

27:22

props. Props were, it looked like they

27:24

had been run through a

27:26

whole Chevy of rocks. Like it like full

27:28

on just, it was actually driving on the concrete.

27:31

Like I would have seen that thing running through an

27:34

intersection type deal. The

27:36

whole bottom of the boat just looked fantastic.

27:38

No paint, nothing. It looks great. I,

27:42

I don't know nothing about boats. So I invited two of these

27:44

guys that knew everything about boats and it was awesome because if

27:46

I were to step foot on the boat, it was like, oh

27:48

yeah, it's amazing. That's kind of how I feel. I'd be like,

27:50

yeah, it looks great. I'm like an idiot. And

27:52

then we ended up trying to get

27:55

him down to like one 10 with the

27:57

trailer. He was like, nah, nah, I ain't getting that.

28:00

I'm like, okay, whatever. We

28:03

go to a whole nother marina, fire them boat

28:05

there. Shit, fire, fire boat. Great, I'm so glad.

28:07

And once it is, didn't you get it for

28:09

lush too? And it's way better. Yeah, way less.

28:13

100, it's still the same exact size,

28:15

but it's like more of like a skiff

28:17

kind of boat, bay boat, is that what they're

28:19

called? Skiff, more like a flat boat. I

28:24

would have been driving around like a fricking

28:26

Rolls-Royce, like not

28:28

knowing where, I would have drilled a seawall probably. I

28:30

didn't have my boater's license. So we got

28:34

a boat. Turns

28:36

out the previous boat owner

28:39

guy calls Tyler, hey

28:41

buddy, you still with this boat? And Tyler's like, no,

28:43

we actually just went an hour later and got a

28:45

new one because you suck and didn't offer us shit.

28:48

Nobody wants to have a boat that you lie about in service and

28:50

you don't even drive. I've been here for two years. No one wants

28:52

that. That's why it's still in the market, whatever. But the fact that

28:54

all that shit's still wrong with it, you still have to put it

28:56

in the store. Yeah, I know. Okay,

28:59

I'm not getting speakers. You

29:01

told us there was new props. The whole thing was

29:03

served. No, I'm not doing it. T-top, no.

29:07

If your bitch has been like halfway sunk, I wouldn't even

29:09

know. You said the title was

29:11

in there, it wasn't in there. You said all the records

29:13

of services was in there. No, it didn't get shit, really?

29:16

So how the fuck do they expect anybody? I don't know.

29:18

That's why I probably had to call. I could have gotten

29:20

you. It's been at the assignment shop for like six months

29:23

and no one told it. And the assignment

29:25

shop's like sitting on the lot and people try and

29:27

sell it and no one was about it. Yeah, that's

29:29

okay. There's your cash. So

29:32

we're just waiting. We'll come back in about probably three minutes. Taste

29:38

test. All right, we're back, bitches. I mean,

29:40

for y'all, it's not really back. I don't know why people do

29:42

that in like YouTube videos. They're like, oh, we're back. And then

29:44

they're already back. We're back, Vanna. It's

29:47

done. And they look

29:49

gas. Are they done? Maybe a little bit more. Look

29:52

at the cheese crusting, I guess.

29:57

Do you want to wait? Maybe one more. question

30:00

and then we can wait and we can eat it. Honey the cheese is

30:02

already burning on top. Oh okay.

30:04

I don't want burnt cheese but we

30:06

can. This is for like two seconds.

30:09

Okay answer a question. Brie give us a

30:11

question. How can couples effectively communicate

30:13

to strengthen their relationship? Well I

30:15

mean wait

30:17

the answer's right in the question.

30:19

Communicate. But effectively

30:22

that was good. But

30:24

how? I mean honestly talk. Even such

30:26

a simple like it's not controlling if you're not

30:28

really asking your partner you can go somewhere but

30:31

be like hey do you mind if I go

30:33

do this or when you're out

30:35

and about just keep them updated throughout the day. I'm not

30:37

the type person that needs to talk to you on the

30:39

phone all day please don't text me please don't call me

30:41

throughout doing something have the fuck fun because I can't do

30:43

the whole I don't want to drown myself

30:45

with you. If you're

30:48

ever in an argument this is a huge thing for Jacob and

30:50

I honestly is no

30:52

matter how mad we get we we just let it

30:54

be for like a minute and then before we go

30:56

to bed we I'm like okay yeah you're not going

30:59

to sleep without talking to me. Well they're

31:01

good in the same way yeah when Tyler.

31:05

I can't do it I'm not gonna sit in bed with you because then

31:07

I'll go to the other room I'll go to sleep quickly fine. I'm like

31:09

Tyler I'm sorry that I yelled

31:11

at you. Sometimes

31:16

I get frustrated Tyler. I

31:18

have really bad ADHD. I love too when I

31:20

do apologize Jacob like you don't actually need

31:22

I'm like I don't but like I'm trying.

31:24

I mean mine just like I'm definitely bipolar

31:26

I just haven't gotten medication to fix it.

31:28

Oh shit. But communicate for

31:30

sure and don't

31:33

be loyal seriously the fuck is this cheating

31:35

shit like you're not gonna the grass

31:37

is not greener on the other side. Unless

31:40

you have to restart. Unless they're abusive and

31:42

shit like obviously leaving the grass is

31:44

probably way greener it's probably growing trees

31:46

and plants and pine. Honestly what I

31:48

think of that is Adam and Eve's

31:50

garden at that point because. Well I

31:52

was on a track and then the

31:54

dogs ran and interrupted me so I

31:56

remember. Oh shit that looks. Yeah,

32:02

um, if it is a good relationship

32:05

or anything that is worth staying, fight

32:07

for it. Don't be stupid. Be

32:10

loyal. But there doesn't

32:12

need to be unnecessary arguments. Me,

32:14

okay, me and Jacob have stupid

32:16

arguments, but it's one of those things

32:19

that where you just, you

32:21

learn to compromise with your other person. You don't

32:23

agree with everything, but in a relationship you've got

32:25

to work with people. And

32:28

it's huge to talk

32:31

about it and figure out, okay, we just made you

32:33

upset. Yeah, so we can change this. What can I

32:35

do next

32:38

time? But then sometimes you're stubborn,

32:40

also like me and Whitney that don't give a fuck. There's

32:43

times when Jacob's like, that bothers me. I

32:46

don't like when they try to project. Okay,

32:48

I can't talk shit, but

32:51

I make it clear like 50,000 times. I

32:54

don't care if you go to the bar by yourself and the boys. No,

32:57

please actually go. But why are you making it

33:00

seem like I should care? Yeah. Why

33:02

are you making it seem like you're not going to be

33:05

loyal? And they're like, yeah, but that also made me an

33:07

insecurity thing with them. That's what Jacob, he

33:09

was like, but I'm telling you 50,000 times. I

33:13

trust you. Now

33:15

if you give me a reason not to. We're putting on our own

33:17

toppings to this. That's a different story. Want some more sour cream? Yeah.

33:21

And she's, but we're making enchiladas. You

33:24

should have just done. Yeah. Yeah.

33:27

Cause we could have added sauce. Do you want taco

33:29

sauce? That was fucking good. Oh yeah. And

33:31

the taco sauce. Get the miles off. Yeah. We're

33:35

adding tomatoes, onions, sour cream. My lettuce just went

33:37

bad. So we don't want to, we don't have

33:39

a lot of, but we have, we're taking a

33:42

mild original taco sauce. We're going to put on

33:44

top just to do

33:46

just to juicer up a little bit. Oh,

33:49

give me some of that too. Oh

33:51

my God. Oh my God. This looks wet. So

33:54

the pinwheels, the pinwheels are more for

33:56

decoration. I won't be able

33:58

to get it. They're compulsive. I'm completely like

34:01

destroyed. Here we go. I need

34:03

a knife, I think. Okay,

34:07

I'm gonna smoke this shit. All right, this is gonna be my

34:09

big bite right here. Me too. Oh, this

34:11

hella sour cream right there. Cheers. Cheers. You

34:23

can never go wrong with anything to do with tacos. Like I

34:25

literally don't think you can ever go. That's

34:28

fucking good. I'm gonna make Jacob a

34:30

bite. Mmm. Yeah.

34:35

This is basically enchiladas. But

34:37

with chicken. Without the enchilada sauce. Yeah,

34:40

but sour cream and cream cheese. Which

34:43

makes it more wet. Yes. Actually,

34:45

no, it doesn't because it does. But it's not fried,

34:47

but it's not fried. And

34:49

corn in it. I love corn. Yeah.

34:55

It's actually the best one so far. Mm-hmm.

35:01

I still love her French toast sausage. Mmm.

35:04

That might've been my top. Because I think I, because I

35:06

think because- I ate them this morning, actually. I

35:10

did. It's because I was craving syrup. You

35:13

were awesome again, Miss. There

35:15

was an option for jalapenos. But

35:18

I don't really- Me and Christian aren't very

35:20

spicy fans. I do, but

35:22

I don't like jalapenos. They're too spicy. Like,

35:25

they're not even like, no. No. But

35:27

what I did do guys too, because I

35:30

did put taco seasoning also in the sour

35:32

cream and cream cheese mix. It says

35:34

to use like cumin and paprika and

35:36

stuff, but I just didn't.

35:38

I got the idea of wanting to taste more

35:41

like tacos. And it didn't even

35:43

say to season the meat, but I did with taco seasoning and

35:45

water. With the waters to make

35:48

it more not dry. But,

35:50

come get a bite, come here. Do

35:54

you like tomatoes? No, but I'll eat

35:56

it. Well, no, you don't have to. No,

35:59

but I'll eat it. I'll feed it to you open

36:01

your mouth big and she likes that she's practicing for

36:04

her babysitting booty What

36:06

do you think? Mm-hmm? Was a pretty fucking

36:08

fire? Yeah No

36:13

one's gonna say no because You

36:18

want to try yeah, oh yeah, it's a good bite

36:26

Oh, yeah I

37:00

Don't step a little On

37:14

that note on that fucking hot fucking

37:16

others is gassed 100% to

37:18

just making us fire Please make

37:21

this Mexican corn chicken fajita roll-up

37:23

salad Yeah, and go

37:26

get yourself a boat Don't

37:28

settle just for the right price, you know, okay for

37:31

the right price. All right, bet you will. Thanks for

37:33

coming We love you. Have great

37:35

vagina Peace out. Love

37:38

you