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The. Sandwich show. I'm watching that
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for sure. Our behalf.
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Of: I'm sorry I'm a female. I do
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not do or I'm curious. We don't. Like
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been. I'm not
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going where I grew anything like that.
0:13
like more caught. In.
0:15
The last. Quarter
0:19
comeback bridges to another podcast,
0:21
more com and really? Were.
0:24
Not be on it and I know are not rely
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on you Isn't two weeks we every I'm in a
0:28
remote speak. Accidentally got four dogs
0:30
to their. Father. Actually that
0:32
on podcast is gonna be. Rs.
0:35
Six more dogs know the name of there's always
0:37
going to be adopt or shops and under such
0:39
a horrible person. For buying.
0:42
Eight. Month old dogs it's in their crates
0:45
for life says I've been in there
0:47
should always all right. like know it
0:49
can't live on the don't shop shopping
0:51
as like what I'd I'd them regardless
0:53
right? So you're not shopping. I'm not
0:55
picking the cutest warm picking on it's
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always add. maybe they mean like shop
0:59
wise like me are shop for my
1:01
dog friendly in Wednesday and I didn't
1:03
from raiders know I know I'm explaining
1:05
it you. A.you did the right thing
1:07
when it next. Day
1:10
I just I think I'm I think
1:12
I'm so like. Amount of my
1:14
first day with doubt. Naji.
1:16
Man. Yeah. And I'm
1:18
like walker on a genuine like high
1:20
five arguments. You know it's is Jeremy
1:23
I'm was hallucinating. I think I'm like
1:25
talking to a good great white walker.
1:27
alec. More. Up up up
1:29
to the top more are than. Juice.
1:33
And had a dance.on a worse
1:35
the jews it just didn't stop.
1:37
But I'm excited. For.
1:40
Actually, nothing because nothing's happening. But.
1:44
Just. Let
1:47
everyone know. Today. By time you
1:49
see this, it's really going to be close
1:51
to baby baby baby baby. So. More
1:54
still, I'm thirty two weeks right now. And
1:58
today's. I'm miserable
2:01
momentum nine and unlike other thing.
2:03
More than half way, but. And
2:06
second, miserable And I saw that you know
2:08
my recently when he. Saw that
2:10
two months do a while which only modest
2:12
home. Ice. Going
2:14
to have beginning of us has to more problems than.
2:19
Your tiny and here. Is
2:21
thirty really? They rose host. Of
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fucked up. His team
2:26
are commonly massive My money to
2:28
live with his i usually just
2:30
like there's like our area. So.
2:34
Hey wait, optimism Someone ask questions that how do
2:36
you. Overcome. The
2:38
regret of having an abortion. I
2:45
have an orgasm winner or it.
2:47
So we i phone my story
2:49
because russia were no update because
2:51
really. Didn't
2:53
go up there of are days that I
2:55
would you do today. You.
2:58
Got five hour ride and do it. For.
3:00
The new shirt? Yeah, Ogres. Morning or
3:02
two weeks ago. We went
3:04
to that place. And we just walked in
3:06
Iraq as i just we're bored wrong or as jam on
3:08
he must have a just like settle down and like on
3:11
Largo. They. Are the ones you on
3:13
that? this the civic one. Yes,
3:15
They get their dogs and puppy mills like some
3:17
of them but lie me as a research the
3:19
breeders goulash will probably knows but I went like
3:21
actually look for the breeders but I'm not. I
3:23
was a joint as sharp as far as play
3:26
with the puppies. And
3:28
I saw like. They
3:30
had been returned from their owners like
3:32
they were. Taken. Put.
3:35
In a shelter the shelter calls them
3:37
as as hey your dogs here's a
3:39
day, go about and back and put
3:41
them in their place. So. We
3:44
went. And. Got the ones that.
3:47
Were. Rehomed. put in a shelter. And.
3:49
I rehomed. I'm. Sad
3:52
though, we've got three. my mom
3:54
has One is like really really
3:56
skinny malnourished. I have warms the
3:58
corgi Canada actually been really. But
4:00
whatever. And a third one. We
4:02
re home to a girl that drove down
4:05
here from Jacksonville. She's. Disabled
4:07
child? he's a little easier. cutest
4:09
thing ever. And. She
4:11
really really want to have Roger never her baby
4:13
and she's gone through a lot of shit so
4:15
it helps are a lot of blessing these people
4:17
are outing understand I'm so going in there. And
4:20
buying these dog but even have a seminar
4:22
at a student say I'm just a piece
4:24
of shit i those alter. All.
4:27
These dogs are the home regardless. Is.
4:29
Practically the same thing all these are not be as
4:31
a shelter would not give me dogs as a know
4:33
I had ten dogs are going to gone be like
4:35
all very home these. Well. I
4:38
feel like is the same thing because these aren't like
4:40
you see a facebook post is a breeder that breezy
4:42
certain lot of dogs always dogs have been there somewhat
4:44
trouble and there there and they need a new home
4:46
and they're they're in are sitting on craig's that don't
4:49
have a bar and they're shooting and of hissing and
4:51
never touch grass. I'm. Still gonna get
4:53
them are to go to a shelter tomorrow Be like
4:55
hey, let me get this dog and Umbria home. And.
4:57
It's reactive and it kills all that wrestler dogs.
5:00
says. We care for.said research: The dog either
5:02
foster it was takes all of it also
5:04
has to apply for these dogs but I'm
5:06
not. Going. To Shelters
5:08
yet? I just started this last
5:10
week so. Today. There's.
5:13
To groceries or to me that said, at a
5:16
loss or puppies, so are their dogs. I went
5:18
in there, we look at the dogs, There.
5:20
Had been for of that. Were there for
5:22
eight months. So. I got dozens. And
5:25
I was like for more but those the first
5:27
time ever been to the other place we went
5:29
to some places i be so I wouldn't mile
5:31
j to will come of I'll come home with
5:34
an alert on like are really really well as
5:36
like her she's pillow three Arizona. And
5:38
just you can't help but I cannot look at
5:40
the daughter you the ones that are there the
5:43
longest so as not as bad and then I
5:45
rehomed people that like know your by know the
5:47
people you're doing a great saying oil and yell
5:49
darling of areas how i get have like eight
5:51
morning and they'll kill each other and avoid you
5:54
are shares at literally and her house was like
5:56
a Petsmart like I'm Nine fucking joking when you
5:58
walk into it. and will hold the because that
6:00
kind of sound. But it is her garage, but it's
6:02
all it's all the dog on. It's air
6:04
conditioned. Everything. There's a
6:07
fucking dryer for a
6:09
dog. There's a whole wash system. There's
6:12
levels with stairs for these dogs to
6:14
go up and sleep. They all have
6:16
a crate. They boxes
6:19
of like late, like they
6:22
were labeled. Actually, I got a label printer
6:24
and I put them all on there. So
6:26
really, if
6:29
she wanted to fucking get five more
6:31
dogs, the yard she has could
6:34
fit Orlando's amusement park in there. I'm
6:36
just like, Disney actually called to see
6:38
if they could build a park in
6:41
her backyard. She said no, because
6:43
it's her dog's park. So really
6:45
y'all can fuck off. Yeah, really. But
6:47
realistically, if you guys are saying that you
6:49
can go adopt if you want to. Um,
6:53
I'm only one person. There's
6:55
about 100,000 of you, but each
6:57
one of you goes and buys a dog
6:59
right now, adopt the dog from a shelter.
7:01
We'll all make it. I just
7:05
bought four. You guys got one. And then
7:08
look at that. I'm confused. Like,
7:10
do they say you're not doing a good thing?
7:12
I don't know. Like, I'm actually so serious. Yeah.
7:15
They said I'm disgusting. But
7:19
regardless, I don't. And what I don't understand is
7:21
no matter what, the breeders are still going to
7:25
make the dogs. Like, the dogs are still birthed.
7:28
They're still there. They're still sitting in a crate.
7:31
They're still not fed. I went
7:33
to a store that has
7:35
these dogs that need help. It's not like pet
7:37
smart. Y'all at least don't think
7:39
it is. It's like really sad. It's sad.
7:42
There's shit piss all over them.
7:46
Um, and I'm giving them to people. I'm blessing
7:48
people. We can't afford the initial dog payment. So
7:51
I'll do it for you and I'll give you the
7:53
dog. You're expensive. And I said, if you can't handle the
7:55
dog, you give it back to me and I'll rehome it.
7:57
It's not that big of a deal. Really. Most
8:00
dogs around the only one person as I
8:02
can go. And adopt every single person dogs in
8:04
the shelter. I can't. The. Guy
8:06
does sound like eyes are next time
8:08
and we all do so anyways. My
8:10
day didn't really do much. What not?
8:13
A massage? How's that for your stomach
8:15
through a whole. Now
8:17
so I let my side and they have
8:19
a pillow saying i go for a saying
8:21
that holds up my stomach over here. Got
8:23
one on my back and then I got
8:25
a little are employed. Use it like a
8:27
massage, lay on your side says that that
8:29
isn't as actual wonderful. Was I can't lay
8:31
on my stomach. This is
8:33
and put out. They could definitely
8:36
make us table some places some
8:38
places do on. Have
8:40
like my chiropractor has the whole and
8:42
what not in it but has a
8:44
like us to taught assholes do. It
8:47
comes with answers to all at once.
8:49
It's or woman and her Marco I
8:51
went on. it. And. Pray
8:53
Anniversary to. And. And and
8:55
later my stomach. But it was. The.
8:57
Boop holders and the belly holder.
9:00
But it hurts for me to lay my some going
9:02
to her slam aside because when I lay on the
9:04
side earlier searches. For him. He's
9:08
her and me and I've got a minutes
9:10
ago and it's Reuters piss me to fuck
9:12
off like. New
9:15
than a minute? I've got a minute. I had a
9:17
dream last night I was pregnant. Or
9:21
John How assorted for me. And.
9:23
I'm having more dreams. And.
9:25
More dreams through I'll let you know
9:27
for having where I'm from the of
9:30
him losing their be i'm us so
9:32
we asked Earn shrimp started his own
9:34
i'm in my dad's car massage on.
9:36
Went to Junior Max. had a good
9:39
at outset clearly from Michigan tomorrow. We're
9:43
out for for what? It was conference
9:45
which is one a winning wedding I am
9:47
and of again when with heard it easier
9:49
us. Know. Because only forty degrees
9:51
there. So I was. Birds.
9:54
And for you, reserve. Your
9:57
babies and freeze. Guess.
10:00
Iran, Sudan look like a popsicle.
10:03
On my hands going a mile off
10:05
and home as thoughts a raise or
10:07
a pantsuit short sleeved the like? pants?
10:09
Where's I? Your sweater? something? What that?
10:13
Allows you to him. I got my it got my
10:15
hospital bad today to. And I saw
10:17
soak you. Must.
10:21
Love the updates for today! Okay
10:24
so I asked Instagram. She gave
10:26
me. Deep ask
10:28
questions, And
10:30
okay, so the first one was
10:33
what was the moment? You guys
10:35
realize you're going to be best friends
10:37
on. All say. Were.
10:41
Very first started hanging out with her answers.
10:43
Living out of Brothers was you've heard of
10:45
Sokolov. Thoughts are about the
10:47
ball the last. Ah, That
10:49
night we made so many fucking funny
10:52
ass videos and without where the finest
10:54
he will lie is like dead ass.
10:56
Last to say he up.of the same
10:58
so did the same shit as club
11:01
place for six it on. Calculators,
11:03
We thought we thought states or Syria.
11:06
as with anything until somebody goes out
11:08
the weeks later. The
11:10
guy they were rosier char online
11:12
we were. Crossing
11:14
actually like to roasting? Is that like? it
11:16
was like move neither of us are getting.
11:18
my word is like to go with it
11:21
like yours. looks like would have saved lives
11:23
lost or something. up. Summer.
11:25
That time that you and lived on a fight. And.
11:28
You came over this issue.
11:30
Me and really no idea.
11:33
Maybe yes, you know was today. I
11:35
just feel like fucking. Gonna.
11:37
Know breaking into somebody elses house
11:40
and going online Lesotho, Borneo with
11:42
no a sailboat look Dc or
11:44
is is that film. But.
11:47
Affairs Really fair
11:49
enough. Sir. Yes,
11:51
his ability. As
11:54
we can make me nauseous. I know,
11:57
It's just so physics only
11:59
inside. You're right, I've
12:01
not yet hundred here at worried like stretching you
12:03
the phone down here. He
12:06
is already my back or something of. Size
12:08
or season as a choice for them
12:10
and as knows me will move. Yeah.
12:17
Heard the song is only. Son.
12:21
Gets a swim over here.
12:23
swam so. He nostrils a two
12:26
year old tommy as is getting
12:28
cilic roundly. So back to our
12:30
deep questions, literally arm's length. Or
12:32
girth. To
12:37
go as those, It can't be a
12:40
fuckin' Strange. So again
12:42
and she has like. A
12:44
second. I mean seriously, like.
12:47
A. Can't be like a thicker like says that
12:49
have been and the signs rival for nobody
12:51
on a bar or a long and skinny.
12:53
The hose reaching some I read said still
12:55
just as uncomfortable I was yelling. And.
12:59
So on but I heard about
13:02
like a street spaghetti noodles. Like
13:05
the skin like he goes and hair and as as wiggle.
13:07
Her own. and
13:10
finds room and out across. I
13:14
think it's like it's noodle is like right?
13:16
if? What? if it's like, what? if it
13:18
was like this and like like this long?
13:20
Like at least. You.
13:22
Know I think just per. Twitter.
13:25
Has one of those. Such. Things
13:29
and need. Says
13:33
is so soon curls up the nerve. A.
13:38
Long and skinny can you
13:40
show your milk? Or one time.
13:44
You. Wouldn't want Sam. I
13:46
didn't see him so. Have
13:49
you could get. I would lay out
13:51
our special videos the at last night.
13:54
And to see how small and
13:56
beautiful my nipples were. Just
13:59
pisses me. fuck off. Have any
14:01
of us had an STD before? I
14:04
have. My
14:07
boyfriend cheated on me. I mean like for
14:09
the fucking what gonorrhea's one guy? No, I
14:12
don't even know what gonorrhea's. Chlamydia.
14:14
Oh yeah. They, well
14:17
my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with
14:19
the girl. Came
14:22
to me. That's disgusting. I
14:25
got checked after. You
14:28
could see how that worked out for me. Well I thought I did
14:30
but Whitney told me if I had chlamydia it would have never gone
14:32
away. Right? If it wasn't
14:34
treated. So I must have had like a really
14:36
fucking bad like yeast infection. What's
14:38
BV? Right? Same thing. It's just, it's just...
14:40
Came out like that. Yeah. We could probably
14:42
blame it on people but we're not gonna
14:44
point any fingers or anything. But...
14:46
When you fuck another girl then fuck that
14:49
girl and not tell them. And then fuck multiple other
14:51
girls. Not just one. But not even just fucking like
14:53
come in them. Yeah. Like it's bound to happen and
14:56
when we're clueless. Like when they're like when you're stroking
14:58
it doesn't there... Liquids
15:00
get in their pee hole? Yes
15:03
that's how you get, that's how you get bacteria. So
15:05
then... Then bacteria builds up and that's how they get...
15:08
Exactly. So let's just... And then they give it to
15:10
us because we have a gaping fucking hole. Honestly I'm
15:12
just gonna look back and thinking of the girls that
15:14
they were fucking at that time and I'm like holy
15:16
shit that's a widen. That
15:19
probably was a hot dog down at hallway and he
15:21
still got the clap and gave it to me. I'm
15:26
pretty sure he's still with her. What
15:29
is so crazy is they do it for only
15:31
fans and I'm like well if you fuck them
15:34
for money how many fucking people have they fucked
15:36
for money? That's how the fuck I got my
15:38
yeasties. They weren't even getting any
15:40
money though. I haven't had one since. Yeah. That
15:42
has. I have not had a UTI. No. I
15:45
have not. Well okay I take that back because
15:47
of my pregnancy because of the sugary drink. Did
15:49
you get a hickey? No.
15:51
Did he leave one on me? Yeah. He's like dead ass.
15:54
Uh-huh. Oh it's little. This
15:57
is looking like scratch marks. I'm like... What
16:00
up in there? We did. About two
16:02
hours ago. That shit hurt. Um, I can't do it.
16:04
I can't do it no more. I
16:06
can't. I try. I try to
16:08
do it. Yeah. I feel like I'll give it one
16:10
more shot. I try. It's been like two and a half
16:12
weeks. No
16:15
urge. I, I, I, like there
16:17
is an urge, but then I'm
16:19
like, he's not feeling it. Can you lift it up
16:21
and just peek or no? Okay.
16:25
So, I'm gonna, we're gonna
16:27
do a little demonstration. So,
16:30
you know, you're
16:32
doing it. Either they're doing the
16:34
licky, licky, ticky down there, you know, something before they
16:37
stick you in it, you know, you
16:39
like to look down at them, right? So imagine
16:41
you're, you're laying here. Okay.
16:44
I can't even see my toes. I want to see. Come,
16:46
come to my, so you
16:49
can't like, you can't, no,
16:51
I can't. So, or even when they're in it,
16:53
so they had their legs up and you're like, oh my God, stop.
16:58
Listen, listen. So they have your
17:00
legs up and you try to like, look, could you try to, you
17:02
want to look too, you know, you're like, yeah, you fucking like that.
17:05
Are you in
17:07
it? I can't see shit
17:10
and it's so uncomfortable. I
17:13
want to hide myself. I literally take a
17:15
blanket and hide my stomach because it's embarrassing
17:17
because I can't imagine he looks up. He
17:19
can't fucking see me besides here up. So
17:22
it's embarrassing. Yes. So
17:25
like I'm like moaning and he's like, why are your
17:27
eyes watering? I don't know. Because it fucking hurts or
17:29
something. Okay. So it's not,
17:31
it's not cute. Sex,
17:34
why are you probably, you can only do one fucking position. I talk
17:36
about this all the time. No,
17:38
you, I can barely even
17:40
get into that position. Yeah, I can do
17:42
it. There's
17:46
a baby in there, bro. It hurts,
17:48
bro. There's a baby in there and the
17:50
fucking grabbing pulls all the, actually, this feels
17:52
great. This actually feels wonderful on my back. I
17:55
won't lie. But
17:57
no, no, no, no, it's, it's simple together. in
18:00
the position. We're not getting fucking
18:02
in here. We're in the back. I'm
18:04
not kidding. Your
18:07
tailbone probably hurts too. Your tailbone.
18:09
Because I ain't got
18:11
much back there. No, it's not about slow
18:13
because the motherfucker has to
18:15
reach from behind and curve up in
18:17
here. You know? It hurts.
18:22
Your belly button moved. It
18:25
just moved. Yeah, when I sit
18:27
up it moves, right? Yeah.
18:31
It's like
18:34
a boys wiener when they move it. I
18:36
forgot the question. What
18:39
are my STDs? And then
18:41
we just start talking about it's embarrassing because
18:43
I can't see. I just stare at her
18:46
stomach. And it's just more humbling
18:48
and I'm like, can you
18:50
get off the game so you can come shave my
18:52
vagina? Please. I'm
18:54
talking. I'm like this. Pull
18:58
on like this. He's in there like
19:00
swimmer. He's got to get
19:02
fucking goggles. What's
19:05
your leverage? Something. But
19:07
yeah, it's intense. Because
19:09
you shaved it. Even my legs, I can't
19:11
not. I can't. It
19:14
hurts. I can't fucking get down there.
19:17
And I can't lift my leg up on the shower like
19:19
I normally could. When do you say? Oh, that was another
19:23
question. When are you going to have a baby to be honest with my
19:25
two years? You'll be your
19:27
next one. I'll probably have one with you. We
19:30
got a planet though. We got a fucking planet.
19:32
You know, I gotta get off. You gotta give
19:34
me like four months at least ahead. That's fine.
19:37
Sometimes it takes up to like, yeah, but I'm scared
19:39
that one time he knows I'm getting
19:41
pregnant. Like you understand.
19:43
Did you get pregnant faster after you first?
19:45
In the first four months.
19:47
Yeah. Yeah, you do. Cause you don't even have
19:49
a period yet. So you
19:51
don't know. I'm not doing
19:53
it. I'm not fucking having sex
19:58
because condom or no sex. It makes
20:00
no makes sense now. says he can't
20:02
do quantum grandma's of it was decided
20:04
whether. To pull out
20:06
Posner Anyways. Can you pull out
20:08
now? Yes. This
20:11
is our. He. Has
20:13
a smart thing and that listen to that
20:15
amp know madness say you're pregnant case. They
20:19
can not. You are fucking nine months because you
20:21
can't Must have two years as you can't really
20:24
get pregnant again. Thanks I get so mad and
20:26
I you can imagine you these to Tyler Not
20:28
a new you know enough. Nine Smooth.
20:31
You. Tell me if he could just pull out the
20:33
first. Okay, so even though you're not having a baby,
20:35
you still have it. For
20:37
opinion on this do believe in
20:40
circumcise and yes yes on for
20:42
some are muslims something. Very,
20:45
very nice talking people that lists. My son
20:47
has seen about a generation and I hope
20:50
to God this disposing of shit on me
20:52
put it on animals Generation is that men
20:54
or boys, whatever you are say have been
20:56
getting circumcise since the. Day.
20:58
That there's even been babies made. More.
21:02
Is a wired sister six coming out? Now that
21:04
it's like all is so bad want you to
21:06
such What's bad about it? Cause
21:09
more bacteria. You
21:11
can be worse and all that shit you
21:13
guys. I'm offering me a girl. Nasrallah, All
21:16
those type of stuff that a flap of
21:18
skin is is, but the flap of skin
21:20
can also. Cause. Incessant? Yes.
21:23
But why are people like getting so anal
21:25
about everything? Now we have an origin or
21:28
every everything. You should do this with your
21:30
maybe he should have ears are a mess
21:32
but it's over. But we grew up in
21:34
the great How Blue the Kill and pink
21:36
sucking car seat carriers that barely had no
21:38
stress testing and use it to play there
21:41
was in the late or walk in there
21:43
wasn't on what not plus religious a boost
21:45
the strap. Know.
21:47
That the car seeing the Sat there was no
21:50
I would love not all holders are Muslim faith
21:52
in a says nothing. We.
21:54
Fucking dark. I used to make salads
21:56
with dirt that are you my debt
21:58
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22:01
And. That has had. Our
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front one of our friends actually
22:06
uncertain sides to every are mighty
22:08
of on really enjoyed saw that
22:10
asks. Me
22:17
feel like is that knew about
22:19
that a new war. And
22:22
what's going on Never enjoyed as on
22:24
the campus with no has this fitness
22:27
newborn babies not gonna remember Ten years
22:29
down the road of okay let's say
22:31
that doesn't listen mostly whereas I will
22:33
that why are we tend dogs? Tell
22:35
them. Where.
22:38
We need to avoid ice. Okay,
22:40
we're cotton penises off his for
22:42
China's. Was actually.
22:47
Going to have my son get made her
22:50
Okay, no no, but if you guys will
22:52
even. Believe. In supporting
22:54
was on point. Where you want more natural
22:56
here is okay. If we're unnatural, it's okay.
22:58
Crop dog's ears. Don't cut their tails off,
23:00
Don't. What? I do have you
23:03
wouldn't have until people died. You need to
23:05
not do it. I'm I'm going to
23:07
do my son what I'm going to do it.
23:09
eighteen years old? hopefully. Hey what it out? he
23:11
does it. Help when you're chasing her diaper to
23:14
not piss on you. Does.
23:16
It deflects test. Is it new One of his.
23:20
Illness and and have never seen of. The.
23:22
The answer me this like does. So.
23:26
I don't I wouldn't assume, but it's like a
23:28
shield that. Specker
23:30
and underscores. Useful when my son
23:32
eventually down the road get sexually
23:34
active. Whatever. I refuse to
23:37
not have a daughter in law because
23:39
at a top his penis. I'm
23:41
serious. No
23:43
other a bruiser like. Churches.
23:47
Do like owns. Know.
23:49
You know that any know about I went to
23:51
do it. I'm going to do it. It allows
23:54
nothing with me and you can never talk side
23:56
of the like I think usual the things that
23:58
you know you're having a boy she wrote. Like
24:00
Revive It this is invented on the on
24:02
a girl's dazzle. And
24:04
I was like a beast. curtains. And
24:07
you had an extra long beef curtains and
24:09
you and your mom and and shoes and
24:12
it was hanging on. Talking on Falcon this
24:14
is this looking? There's no and a flat
24:16
isn't flopping down here on talk and wow
24:18
what a flop a learning that thing will
24:21
fly away to flat sell. Your
24:24
town Right now there was an option
24:26
for your mom to cut off the
24:28
slots. Will. You. Would
24:30
do we want it because he only
24:32
this will call to the roast beef
24:34
or flat be for beef curtains or
24:36
whatever the shit maybe we know a
24:38
you be Britain's I. Want
24:41
to pull my pants? Sounds a holy
24:43
fuck and moly that's it or obese
24:45
image hims on my Harvey says like
24:47
this when your life on a boat
24:49
ride your very soon as. He
24:52
doesn't know. If. There was an
24:54
option for that would you want? Their
24:58
actually the surgery known as Big Dogs and get
25:00
your shit Brickhouse Don't you get like sex lies
25:02
it cut off or that has it is talked.
25:05
For. Like holy shit this almost different a severe
25:07
than is it. Whatever.
25:11
Or whoever you want to shake of
25:13
have a nine inch dick. I got
25:15
a clue. Who have
25:17
fucking question is that they want to know
25:19
or it for sit? As someone who lost
25:21
their dad as well, how did you cope
25:23
with their loss? Ah,
25:29
Therapy as a real answers of it
25:31
and losing parent or guys can be.
25:33
Different same as
25:35
losing friends, parents,
25:37
grandparents, friends, Relationship.
25:40
Foreigners. It's really awesome.
25:43
Arm. He. Learns is remember
25:45
that they're in a better place. Cove.
25:47
Was like therapies. Rise of good
25:49
People friends. Just. Remember
25:51
the good memories you have all them.
25:56
Go. Anybody talk to use? I was about.
25:58
It ever are making. Sure, there's
26:00
a lot of other. Guy Yao.
26:04
Your. Dad's up and down union is as
26:06
good as a really of us Ago is
26:08
a is in a form of lot of
26:10
lifeline or of on around like area so
26:12
and he loves I have aging dogs. Seriously.
26:15
Yeah but he just remember that
26:18
he's there are watching and they
26:20
love you. And
26:23
therapy. Talk about it. Wouldn't
26:27
have a question for you are would you
26:29
ever try my breast milk? Yes! Actually
26:31
sell some good. Some are everything
26:33
he wanted. me and my shoes
26:35
Southeast Asia is. I played okay.
26:42
So. Actually, Rollover? Not okay, so
26:45
a basis of when you start
26:47
leaking, Sit on a lot of
26:49
God. Knows. I
26:52
was watches tv show actually you can sell
26:54
your Placentia for my. Money
26:59
to make them as issue visit able to
27:01
do hundred and put them in pairs and
27:03
I do for like new terrain is due
27:05
for. User. It's good to percent of
27:07
was all the babies new. Everything you eat
27:09
is pretty much stuck. that presented as a
27:11
baby sucks out tambocor to start the placenta
27:13
rate. And. All
27:16
the nutrients at a baby needs to grow
27:18
is in that placenta. What is a different?
27:20
A bigger human? It's all the nutrients
27:22
you am so and you're pregnant so his my
27:24
last than I will be like and I have
27:26
mine site straight up likely dance french fries i
27:29
think some so when. I.
27:31
thought some of on okay well imagine.
27:34
Also my placenta. Sell.
27:37
It also myself. If
27:39
I hadn't. Well. Was.
27:42
You could do Whoa. What?
27:45
Was the question summer breast
27:48
or vice? Versa I. So when
27:50
you start with Acer com and outta here.
27:54
you isn't he wants or man to try it
27:56
is like okay or what would you rather have
27:58
a thought daughter are gay son Gay
28:00
song. Gay song. I can imagine at times two
28:02
of us. Can't do it.
28:05
I can't do it. I like gay men. Actually,
28:09
we're not thoughts. I just like fucking... Yeah,
28:11
definitely gay though because I couldn't... I
28:14
personally... Everyone
28:19
says we've been around because they truly don't know
28:21
that like... We know prostitutes.
28:24
What? I
28:30
don't know a single... I just
28:32
mean like we actually physically
28:35
know prostitutes. Compared
28:37
to us. Everyone's like, oh they've
28:39
been around but like y'all couldn't
28:41
name... I've been around the sun and moon and
28:43
the stars. Yeah, I don't know.
28:45
I definitely gay song. Definitely,
28:48
because they're fun. But
28:51
the male, the female, female, boy boy, whatever you
28:53
want to fucking do, but please to God, do
28:55
not come home with the cat tail on. Then
28:57
you're up. They have those butt plugs with
29:00
cat tails that I've seen at parades. I
29:02
have and I want to pull them out and I want to
29:04
see if this shit runs out of them. Wait, there's... There's anal
29:06
beads. They shove into their asshole and then have the cat tail.
29:09
And they wear it? Yeah, and they... And they
29:11
wear it in public? Yeah. And
29:13
the skirt comes out right out of the skirt. I
29:15
sometimes want to pull it and see if it just shits everyone. Oh my God. All
29:18
over it. Oh my God. You guys do this before
29:20
you put it in there. Like genuinely wondering. I've actually never
29:22
used anal beads, but I've used an anal thumb. It
29:26
was different. I can't. I...
29:29
From every... If I'm hammered, that shit, you better fish my
29:31
ass. There's
29:34
times if your hammer... Okay, well, when
29:36
it's feeling good, you don't even realize
29:38
that there's one, two thumb up through
29:40
fingers and... And he's like, yeah, dude, I
29:42
was fluttery. I don't know what. You
29:45
were doing that? Like you were... Did
29:47
you feel... My question was... My question
29:49
was, did you feel any shit?
29:51
No, like, do you... Do
29:53
you like smell? Get
29:56
the fuck out. I Cannot. The
30:00
I've heard all around raises are you
30:02
online of the times you know. Quick.
30:04
Summary: When beyond what our and so
30:06
I guess I'm a bad shots. could
30:08
you imagine the backside. Cassidy.
30:12
When. He pulled out. On straight
30:14
of do. As far as
30:16
you would if I. Sit
30:19
for there's no. Bring
30:22
myself to do anyways So that kind
30:24
of rounds at Ces courses or nobody
30:26
else for really at this point it
30:29
has were. Running. As
30:31
shit talk about we are this has nothing
30:33
has happened with them getting apart as overweight
30:35
know because it know it might we don't
30:37
charge Romany more is worse. Boring. Boring.
30:40
There's nothing like what are you talk about
30:42
sucking. Voided. Men that
30:44
we don't have offers a wide array of
30:46
ruins. I can every single one
30:48
of the that's watching this right now or of his
30:50
and Eclipse. Why are you doing?
30:52
Your neck is there are these Head. Your.
30:55
Battery showing you what what much
30:57
no not really be doing like
30:59
in where we were and your
31:01
balls you are a small. You.
31:03
Didn't listen. If a bitch wage I
31:06
wait here to you're done working on
31:08
your off your cycle. you're gonna look
31:10
like a saggy or been. Is.
31:13
Hop and you're going and it would anger
31:15
issues I couldn't tell you. One guy decides
31:17
honest to god Jacob retired that are non
31:19
right that we know like I swear to
31:21
God every time you see a snapshot of
31:23
us oh imposed gym. Workouts?
31:26
Oh wait, hold on No one of them
31:28
that worked on his body's three times the
31:30
size. Music. Human.
31:33
Than it is in the Sand Castle Day. How.
31:35
He had think I don't think either Fisher
31:37
vigor and stand with has to have one
31:40
conversation. About. A guy that my general and I
31:42
can't wait to be. This was this one Honey, you're not going
31:44
to be with. The roads are taken. You're.
31:46
Not in build a brief for different businesses.
31:48
They were both referring to same. moment
31:52
because he knows what happens is men
31:55
whose and like the need is fucking
31:57
has and in my early fifties But
32:01
that whole group. Yeah, we got maybe post
32:03
an extra like R K L. I'm
32:06
like, what are we doing? Okay, okay.
32:10
Say B L M M. And
32:12
then I'll buy you. No, but for real, you guys got
32:15
to stop. Stop the Roy. This
32:17
is the main headline of the podcast. Stop the
32:19
Roy. Stop the Roy. It doesn't
32:21
make you look hot either. Like honest to God,
32:23
I'll sit there and they're probably like, oh, my
32:25
muscles are so big. But no, no, no, things.
32:28
The thing is, you guys want to take it
32:30
away from the thing. The question is, you
32:33
look like you could push a boss, but can you actually push
32:35
a push of us? No, no,
32:37
it actually makes you stronger. What
32:40
I'm saying is here, you don't want to take
32:42
advice from Whitney and I fine. But for some
32:44
people that have seen hot girls and are friends
32:46
with a lot of hot people, friends,
32:49
mutuals, I don't really call them friends. They're
32:52
zooming in on the back knee. They really are. And you
32:54
know what else is in it on your
32:58
neck? You know what else is in it on from
33:01
here up being absolutely massive.
33:04
And then you're a little bit
33:06
you want to happen to the light. Yeah, just
33:09
like walking. It's like a little asparagus walking
33:11
around. I can't gain weight and muscle. It's
33:13
okay. No, take Roy. That's
33:16
all we've got for you today. You guys
33:18
have great vagina, but not too good of a
33:20
vagina because then you're pregnant. Or
33:22
honestly, even if you have a good vagina and
33:24
end up with the roided bro, you ain't get
33:27
pregnant anyway. The
33:29
bigger the dick, the bigger the chick. You know what
33:31
I'm saying? Yeah. Well, at this point, their balls are
33:33
so shrunk that they don't even there's no
33:36
more sperm in there. Yeah, another girl scouts. Love
33:38
you.
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