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Adopt Don’t Shop

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0:00

The. Sandwich show. I'm watching that

0:02

for sure. Our behalf.

0:04

Of: I'm sorry I'm a female. I do

0:06

not do or I'm curious. We don't. Like

0:08

been. I'm not

0:10

going where I grew anything like that.

0:13

like more caught. In.

0:15

The last. Quarter

0:19

comeback bridges to another podcast,

0:21

more com and really? Were.

0:24

Not be on it and I know are not rely

0:26

on you Isn't two weeks we every I'm in a

0:28

remote speak. Accidentally got four dogs

0:30

to their. Father. Actually that

0:32

on podcast is gonna be. Rs.

0:35

Six more dogs know the name of there's always

0:37

going to be adopt or shops and under such

0:39

a horrible person. For buying.

0:42

Eight. Month old dogs it's in their crates

0:45

for life says I've been in there

0:47

should always all right. like know it

0:49

can't live on the don't shop shopping

0:51

as like what I'd I'd them regardless

0:53

right? So you're not shopping. I'm not

0:55

picking the cutest warm picking on it's

0:57

always add. maybe they mean like shop

0:59

wise like me are shop for my

1:01

dog friendly in Wednesday and I didn't

1:03

from raiders know I know I'm explaining

1:05

it you. A.you did the right thing

1:07

when it next. Day

1:10

I just I think I'm I think

1:12

I'm so like. Amount of my

1:14

first day with doubt. Naji.

1:16

Man. Yeah. And I'm

1:18

like walker on a genuine like high

1:20

five arguments. You know it's is Jeremy

1:23

I'm was hallucinating. I think I'm like

1:25

talking to a good great white walker.

1:27

alec. More. Up up up

1:29

to the top more are than. Juice.

1:33

And had a dance.on a worse

1:35

the jews it just didn't stop.

1:37

But I'm excited. For.

1:40

Actually, nothing because nothing's happening. But.

1:44

Just. Let

1:47

everyone know. Today. By time you

1:49

see this, it's really going to be close

1:51

to baby baby baby baby. So. More

1:54

still, I'm thirty two weeks right now. And

1:58

today's. I'm miserable

2:01

momentum nine and unlike other thing.

2:03

More than half way, but. And

2:06

second, miserable And I saw that you know

2:08

my recently when he. Saw that

2:10

two months do a while which only modest

2:12

home. Ice. Going

2:14

to have beginning of us has to more problems than.

2:19

Your tiny and here. Is

2:21

thirty really? They rose host. Of

2:24

fucked up. His team

2:26

are commonly massive My money to

2:28

live with his i usually just

2:30

like there's like our area. So.

2:34

Hey wait, optimism Someone ask questions that how do

2:36

you. Overcome. The

2:38

regret of having an abortion. I

2:45

have an orgasm winner or it.

2:47

So we i phone my story

2:49

because russia were no update because

2:51

really. Didn't

2:53

go up there of are days that I

2:55

would you do today. You.

2:58

Got five hour ride and do it. For.

3:00

The new shirt? Yeah, Ogres. Morning or

3:02

two weeks ago. We went

3:04

to that place. And we just walked in

3:06

Iraq as i just we're bored wrong or as jam on

3:08

he must have a just like settle down and like on

3:11

Largo. They. Are the ones you on

3:13

that? this the civic one. Yes,

3:15

They get their dogs and puppy mills like some

3:17

of them but lie me as a research the

3:19

breeders goulash will probably knows but I went like

3:21

actually look for the breeders but I'm not. I

3:23

was a joint as sharp as far as play

3:26

with the puppies. And

3:28

I saw like. They

3:30

had been returned from their owners like

3:32

they were. Taken. Put.

3:35

In a shelter the shelter calls them

3:37

as as hey your dogs here's a

3:39

day, go about and back and put

3:41

them in their place. So. We

3:44

went. And. Got the ones that.

3:47

Were. Rehomed. put in a shelter. And.

3:49

I rehomed. I'm. Sad

3:52

though, we've got three. my mom

3:54

has One is like really really

3:56

skinny malnourished. I have warms the

3:58

corgi Canada actually been really. But

4:00

whatever. And a third one. We

4:02

re home to a girl that drove down

4:05

here from Jacksonville. She's. Disabled

4:07

child? he's a little easier. cutest

4:09

thing ever. And. She

4:11

really really want to have Roger never her baby

4:13

and she's gone through a lot of shit so

4:15

it helps are a lot of blessing these people

4:17

are outing understand I'm so going in there. And

4:20

buying these dog but even have a seminar

4:22

at a student say I'm just a piece

4:24

of shit i those alter. All.

4:27

These dogs are the home regardless. Is.

4:29

Practically the same thing all these are not be as

4:31

a shelter would not give me dogs as a know

4:33

I had ten dogs are going to gone be like

4:35

all very home these. Well. I

4:38

feel like is the same thing because these aren't like

4:40

you see a facebook post is a breeder that breezy

4:42

certain lot of dogs always dogs have been there somewhat

4:44

trouble and there there and they need a new home

4:46

and they're they're in are sitting on craig's that don't

4:49

have a bar and they're shooting and of hissing and

4:51

never touch grass. I'm. Still gonna get

4:53

them are to go to a shelter tomorrow Be like

4:55

hey, let me get this dog and Umbria home. And.

4:57

It's reactive and it kills all that wrestler dogs.

5:00

says. We care for.said research: The dog either

5:02

foster it was takes all of it also

5:04

has to apply for these dogs but I'm

5:06

not. Going. To Shelters

5:08

yet? I just started this last

5:10

week so. Today. There's.

5:13

To groceries or to me that said, at a

5:16

loss or puppies, so are their dogs. I went

5:18

in there, we look at the dogs, There.

5:20

Had been for of that. Were there for

5:22

eight months. So. I got dozens. And

5:25

I was like for more but those the first

5:27

time ever been to the other place we went

5:29

to some places i be so I wouldn't mile

5:31

j to will come of I'll come home with

5:34

an alert on like are really really well as

5:36

like her she's pillow three Arizona. And

5:38

just you can't help but I cannot look at

5:40

the daughter you the ones that are there the

5:43

longest so as not as bad and then I

5:45

rehomed people that like know your by know the

5:47

people you're doing a great saying oil and yell

5:49

darling of areas how i get have like eight

5:51

morning and they'll kill each other and avoid you

5:54

are shares at literally and her house was like

5:56

a Petsmart like I'm Nine fucking joking when you

5:58

walk into it. and will hold the because that

6:00

kind of sound. But it is her garage, but it's

6:02

all it's all the dog on. It's air

6:04

conditioned. Everything. There's a

6:07

fucking dryer for a

6:09

dog. There's a whole wash system. There's

6:12

levels with stairs for these dogs to

6:14

go up and sleep. They all have

6:16

a crate. They boxes

6:19

of like late, like they

6:22

were labeled. Actually, I got a label printer

6:24

and I put them all on there. So

6:26

really, if

6:29

she wanted to fucking get five more

6:31

dogs, the yard she has could

6:34

fit Orlando's amusement park in there. I'm

6:36

just like, Disney actually called to see

6:38

if they could build a park in

6:41

her backyard. She said no, because

6:43

it's her dog's park. So really

6:45

y'all can fuck off. Yeah, really. But

6:47

realistically, if you guys are saying that you

6:49

can go adopt if you want to. Um,

6:53

I'm only one person. There's

6:55

about 100,000 of you, but each

6:57

one of you goes and buys a dog

6:59

right now, adopt the dog from a shelter.

7:01

We'll all make it. I just

7:05

bought four. You guys got one. And then

7:08

look at that. I'm confused. Like,

7:10

do they say you're not doing a good thing?

7:12

I don't know. Like, I'm actually so serious. Yeah.

7:15

They said I'm disgusting. But

7:19

regardless, I don't. And what I don't understand is

7:21

no matter what, the breeders are still going to

7:25

make the dogs. Like, the dogs are still birthed.

7:28

They're still there. They're still sitting in a crate.

7:31

They're still not fed. I went

7:33

to a store that has

7:35

these dogs that need help. It's not like pet

7:37

smart. Y'all at least don't think

7:39

it is. It's like really sad. It's sad.

7:42

There's shit piss all over them.

7:46

Um, and I'm giving them to people. I'm blessing

7:48

people. We can't afford the initial dog payment. So

7:51

I'll do it for you and I'll give you the

7:53

dog. You're expensive. And I said, if you can't handle the

7:55

dog, you give it back to me and I'll rehome it.

7:57

It's not that big of a deal. Really. Most

8:00

dogs around the only one person as I

8:02

can go. And adopt every single person dogs in

8:04

the shelter. I can't. The. Guy

8:06

does sound like eyes are next time

8:08

and we all do so anyways. My

8:10

day didn't really do much. What not?

8:13

A massage? How's that for your stomach

8:15

through a whole. Now

8:17

so I let my side and they have

8:19

a pillow saying i go for a saying

8:21

that holds up my stomach over here. Got

8:23

one on my back and then I got

8:25

a little are employed. Use it like a

8:27

massage, lay on your side says that that

8:29

isn't as actual wonderful. Was I can't lay

8:31

on my stomach. This is

8:33

and put out. They could definitely

8:36

make us table some places some

8:38

places do on. Have

8:40

like my chiropractor has the whole and

8:42

what not in it but has a

8:44

like us to taught assholes do. It

8:47

comes with answers to all at once.

8:49

It's or woman and her Marco I

8:51

went on. it. And. Pray

8:53

Anniversary to. And. And and

8:55

later my stomach. But it was. The.

8:57

Boop holders and the belly holder.

9:00

But it hurts for me to lay my some going

9:02

to her slam aside because when I lay on the

9:04

side earlier searches. For him. He's

9:08

her and me and I've got a minutes

9:10

ago and it's Reuters piss me to fuck

9:12

off like. New

9:15

than a minute? I've got a minute. I had a

9:17

dream last night I was pregnant. Or

9:21

John How assorted for me. And.

9:23

I'm having more dreams. And.

9:25

More dreams through I'll let you know

9:27

for having where I'm from the of

9:30

him losing their be i'm us so

9:32

we asked Earn shrimp started his own

9:34

i'm in my dad's car massage on.

9:36

Went to Junior Max. had a good

9:39

at outset clearly from Michigan tomorrow. We're

9:43

out for for what? It was conference

9:45

which is one a winning wedding I am

9:47

and of again when with heard it easier

9:49

us. Know. Because only forty degrees

9:51

there. So I was. Birds.

9:54

And for you, reserve. Your

9:57

babies and freeze. Guess.

10:00

Iran, Sudan look like a popsicle.

10:03

On my hands going a mile off

10:05

and home as thoughts a raise or

10:07

a pantsuit short sleeved the like? pants?

10:09

Where's I? Your sweater? something? What that?

10:13

Allows you to him. I got my it got my

10:15

hospital bad today to. And I saw

10:17

soak you. Must.

10:21

Love the updates for today! Okay

10:24

so I asked Instagram. She gave

10:26

me. Deep ask

10:28

questions, And

10:30

okay, so the first one was

10:33

what was the moment? You guys

10:35

realize you're going to be best friends

10:37

on. All say. Were.

10:41

Very first started hanging out with her answers.

10:43

Living out of Brothers was you've heard of

10:45

Sokolov. Thoughts are about the

10:47

ball the last. Ah, That

10:49

night we made so many fucking funny

10:52

ass videos and without where the finest

10:54

he will lie is like dead ass.

10:56

Last to say he up.of the same

10:58

so did the same shit as club

11:01

place for six it on. Calculators,

11:03

We thought we thought states or Syria.

11:06

as with anything until somebody goes out

11:08

the weeks later. The

11:10

guy they were rosier char online

11:12

we were. Crossing

11:14

actually like to roasting? Is that like? it

11:16

was like move neither of us are getting.

11:18

my word is like to go with it

11:21

like yours. looks like would have saved lives

11:23

lost or something. up. Summer.

11:25

That time that you and lived on a fight. And.

11:28

You came over this issue.

11:30

Me and really no idea.

11:33

Maybe yes, you know was today. I

11:35

just feel like fucking. Gonna.

11:37

Know breaking into somebody elses house

11:40

and going online Lesotho, Borneo with

11:42

no a sailboat look Dc or

11:44

is is that film. But.

11:47

Affairs Really fair

11:49

enough. Sir. Yes,

11:51

his ability. As

11:54

we can make me nauseous. I know,

11:57

It's just so physics only

11:59

inside. You're right, I've

12:01

not yet hundred here at worried like stretching you

12:03

the phone down here. He

12:06

is already my back or something of. Size

12:08

or season as a choice for them

12:10

and as knows me will move. Yeah.

12:17

Heard the song is only. Son.

12:21

Gets a swim over here.

12:23

swam so. He nostrils a two

12:26

year old tommy as is getting

12:28

cilic roundly. So back to our

12:30

deep questions, literally arm's length. Or

12:32

girth. To

12:37

go as those, It can't be a

12:40

fuckin' Strange. So again

12:42

and she has like. A

12:44

second. I mean seriously, like.

12:47

A. Can't be like a thicker like says that

12:49

have been and the signs rival for nobody

12:51

on a bar or a long and skinny.

12:53

The hose reaching some I read said still

12:55

just as uncomfortable I was yelling. And.

12:59

So on but I heard about

13:02

like a street spaghetti noodles. Like

13:05

the skin like he goes and hair and as as wiggle.

13:07

Her own. and

13:10

finds room and out across. I

13:14

think it's like it's noodle is like right?

13:16

if? What? if it's like, what? if it

13:18

was like this and like like this long?

13:20

Like at least. You.

13:22

Know I think just per. Twitter.

13:25

Has one of those. Such. Things

13:29

and need. Says

13:33

is so soon curls up the nerve. A.

13:38

Long and skinny can you

13:40

show your milk? Or one time.

13:44

You. Wouldn't want Sam. I

13:46

didn't see him so. Have

13:49

you could get. I would lay out

13:51

our special videos the at last night.

13:54

And to see how small and

13:56

beautiful my nipples were. Just

13:59

pisses me. fuck off. Have any

14:01

of us had an STD before? I

14:04

have. My

14:07

boyfriend cheated on me. I mean like for

14:09

the fucking what gonorrhea's one guy? No, I

14:12

don't even know what gonorrhea's. Chlamydia.

14:14

Oh yeah. They, well

14:17

my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with

14:19

the girl. Came

14:22

to me. That's disgusting. I

14:25

got checked after. You

14:28

could see how that worked out for me. Well I thought I did

14:30

but Whitney told me if I had chlamydia it would have never gone

14:32

away. Right? If it wasn't

14:34

treated. So I must have had like a really

14:36

fucking bad like yeast infection. What's

14:38

BV? Right? Same thing. It's just, it's just...

14:40

Came out like that. Yeah. We could probably

14:42

blame it on people but we're not gonna

14:44

point any fingers or anything. But...

14:46

When you fuck another girl then fuck that

14:49

girl and not tell them. And then fuck multiple other

14:51

girls. Not just one. But not even just fucking like

14:53

come in them. Yeah. Like it's bound to happen and

14:56

when we're clueless. Like when they're like when you're stroking

14:58

it doesn't there... Liquids

15:00

get in their pee hole? Yes

15:03

that's how you get, that's how you get bacteria. So

15:05

then... Then bacteria builds up and that's how they get...

15:08

Exactly. So let's just... And then they give it to

15:10

us because we have a gaping fucking hole. Honestly I'm

15:12

just gonna look back and thinking of the girls that

15:14

they were fucking at that time and I'm like holy

15:16

shit that's a widen. That

15:19

probably was a hot dog down at hallway and he

15:21

still got the clap and gave it to me. I'm

15:26

pretty sure he's still with her. What

15:29

is so crazy is they do it for only

15:31

fans and I'm like well if you fuck them

15:34

for money how many fucking people have they fucked

15:36

for money? That's how the fuck I got my

15:38

yeasties. They weren't even getting any

15:40

money though. I haven't had one since. Yeah. That

15:42

has. I have not had a UTI. No. I

15:45

have not. Well okay I take that back because

15:47

of my pregnancy because of the sugary drink. Did

15:49

you get a hickey? No.

15:51

Did he leave one on me? Yeah. He's like dead ass.

15:54

Uh-huh. Oh it's little. This

15:57

is looking like scratch marks. I'm like... What

16:00

up in there? We did. About two

16:02

hours ago. That shit hurt. Um, I can't do it.

16:04

I can't do it no more. I

16:06

can't. I try. I try to

16:08

do it. Yeah. I feel like I'll give it one

16:10

more shot. I try. It's been like two and a half

16:12

weeks. No

16:15

urge. I, I, I, like there

16:17

is an urge, but then I'm

16:19

like, he's not feeling it. Can you lift it up

16:21

and just peek or no? Okay.

16:25

So, I'm gonna, we're gonna

16:27

do a little demonstration. So,

16:30

you know, you're

16:32

doing it. Either they're doing the

16:34

licky, licky, ticky down there, you know, something before they

16:37

stick you in it, you know, you

16:39

like to look down at them, right? So imagine

16:41

you're, you're laying here. Okay.

16:44

I can't even see my toes. I want to see. Come,

16:46

come to my, so you

16:49

can't like, you can't, no,

16:51

I can't. So, or even when they're in it,

16:53

so they had their legs up and you're like, oh my God, stop.

16:58

Listen, listen. So they have your

17:00

legs up and you try to like, look, could you try to, you

17:02

want to look too, you know, you're like, yeah, you fucking like that.

17:05

Are you in

17:07

it? I can't see shit

17:10

and it's so uncomfortable. I

17:13

want to hide myself. I literally take a

17:15

blanket and hide my stomach because it's embarrassing

17:17

because I can't imagine he looks up. He

17:19

can't fucking see me besides here up. So

17:22

it's embarrassing. Yes. So

17:25

like I'm like moaning and he's like, why are your

17:27

eyes watering? I don't know. Because it fucking hurts or

17:29

something. Okay. So it's not,

17:31

it's not cute. Sex,

17:34

why are you probably, you can only do one fucking position. I talk

17:36

about this all the time. No,

17:38

you, I can barely even

17:40

get into that position. Yeah, I can do

17:42

it. There's

17:46

a baby in there, bro. It hurts,

17:48

bro. There's a baby in there and the

17:50

fucking grabbing pulls all the, actually, this feels

17:52

great. This actually feels wonderful on my back. I

17:55

won't lie. But

17:57

no, no, no, no, it's, it's simple together. in

18:00

the position. We're not getting fucking

18:02

in here. We're in the back. I'm

18:04

not kidding. Your

18:07

tailbone probably hurts too. Your tailbone.

18:09

Because I ain't got

18:11

much back there. No, it's not about slow

18:13

because the motherfucker has to

18:15

reach from behind and curve up in

18:17

here. You know? It hurts.

18:22

Your belly button moved. It

18:25

just moved. Yeah, when I sit

18:27

up it moves, right? Yeah.

18:31

It's like

18:34

a boys wiener when they move it. I

18:36

forgot the question. What

18:39

are my STDs? And then

18:41

we just start talking about it's embarrassing because

18:43

I can't see. I just stare at her

18:46

stomach. And it's just more humbling

18:48

and I'm like, can you

18:50

get off the game so you can come shave my

18:52

vagina? Please. I'm

18:54

talking. I'm like this. Pull

18:58

on like this. He's in there like

19:00

swimmer. He's got to get

19:02

fucking goggles. What's

19:05

your leverage? Something. But

19:07

yeah, it's intense. Because

19:09

you shaved it. Even my legs, I can't

19:11

not. I can't. It

19:14

hurts. I can't fucking get down there.

19:17

And I can't lift my leg up on the shower like

19:19

I normally could. When do you say? Oh, that was another

19:23

question. When are you going to have a baby to be honest with my

19:25

two years? You'll be your

19:27

next one. I'll probably have one with you. We

19:30

got a planet though. We got a fucking planet.

19:32

You know, I gotta get off. You gotta give

19:34

me like four months at least ahead. That's fine.

19:37

Sometimes it takes up to like, yeah, but I'm scared

19:39

that one time he knows I'm getting

19:41

pregnant. Like you understand.

19:43

Did you get pregnant faster after you first?

19:45

In the first four months.

19:47

Yeah. Yeah, you do. Cause you don't even have

19:49

a period yet. So you

19:51

don't know. I'm not doing

19:53

it. I'm not fucking having sex

19:58

because condom or no sex. It makes

20:00

no makes sense now. says he can't

20:02

do quantum grandma's of it was decided

20:04

whether. To pull out

20:06

Posner Anyways. Can you pull out

20:08

now? Yes. This

20:11

is our. He. Has

20:13

a smart thing and that listen to that

20:15

amp know madness say you're pregnant case. They

20:19

can not. You are fucking nine months because you

20:21

can't Must have two years as you can't really

20:24

get pregnant again. Thanks I get so mad and

20:26

I you can imagine you these to Tyler Not

20:28

a new you know enough. Nine Smooth.

20:31

You. Tell me if he could just pull out the

20:33

first. Okay, so even though you're not having a baby,

20:35

you still have it. For

20:37

opinion on this do believe in

20:40

circumcise and yes yes on for

20:42

some are muslims something. Very,

20:45

very nice talking people that lists. My son

20:47

has seen about a generation and I hope

20:50

to God this disposing of shit on me

20:52

put it on animals Generation is that men

20:54

or boys, whatever you are say have been

20:56

getting circumcise since the. Day.

20:58

That there's even been babies made. More.

21:02

Is a wired sister six coming out? Now that

21:04

it's like all is so bad want you to

21:06

such What's bad about it? Cause

21:09

more bacteria. You

21:11

can be worse and all that shit you

21:13

guys. I'm offering me a girl. Nasrallah, All

21:16

those type of stuff that a flap of

21:18

skin is is, but the flap of skin

21:20

can also. Cause. Incessant? Yes.

21:23

But why are people like getting so anal

21:25

about everything? Now we have an origin or

21:28

every everything. You should do this with your

21:30

maybe he should have ears are a mess

21:32

but it's over. But we grew up in

21:34

the great How Blue the Kill and pink

21:36

sucking car seat carriers that barely had no

21:38

stress testing and use it to play there

21:41

was in the late or walk in there

21:43

wasn't on what not plus religious a boost

21:45

the strap. Know.

21:47

That the car seeing the Sat there was no

21:50

I would love not all holders are Muslim faith

21:52

in a says nothing. We.

21:54

Fucking dark. I used to make salads

21:56

with dirt that are you my debt

21:58

As an advocate for ave. People.

22:01

And. That has had. Our

22:04

front one of our friends actually

22:06

uncertain sides to every are mighty

22:08

of on really enjoyed saw that

22:10

asks. Me

22:17

feel like is that knew about

22:19

that a new war. And

22:22

what's going on Never enjoyed as on

22:24

the campus with no has this fitness

22:27

newborn babies not gonna remember Ten years

22:29

down the road of okay let's say

22:31

that doesn't listen mostly whereas I will

22:33

that why are we tend dogs? Tell

22:35

them. Where.

22:38

We need to avoid ice. Okay,

22:40

we're cotton penises off his for

22:42

China's. Was actually.

22:47

Going to have my son get made her

22:50

Okay, no no, but if you guys will

22:52

even. Believe. In supporting

22:54

was on point. Where you want more natural

22:56

here is okay. If we're unnatural, it's okay.

22:58

Crop dog's ears. Don't cut their tails off,

23:00

Don't. What? I do have you

23:03

wouldn't have until people died. You need to

23:05

not do it. I'm I'm going to

23:07

do my son what I'm going to do it.

23:09

eighteen years old? hopefully. Hey what it out? he

23:11

does it. Help when you're chasing her diaper to

23:14

not piss on you. Does.

23:16

It deflects test. Is it new One of his.

23:20

Illness and and have never seen of. The.

23:22

The answer me this like does. So.

23:26

I don't I wouldn't assume, but it's like a

23:28

shield that. Specker

23:30

and underscores. Useful when my son

23:32

eventually down the road get sexually

23:34

active. Whatever. I refuse to

23:37

not have a daughter in law because

23:39

at a top his penis. I'm

23:41

serious. No

23:43

other a bruiser like. Churches.

23:47

Do like owns. Know.

23:49

You know that any know about I went to

23:51

do it. I'm going to do it. It allows

23:54

nothing with me and you can never talk side

23:56

of the like I think usual the things that

23:58

you know you're having a boy she wrote. Like

24:00

Revive It this is invented on the on

24:02

a girl's dazzle. And

24:04

I was like a beast. curtains. And

24:07

you had an extra long beef curtains and

24:09

you and your mom and and shoes and

24:12

it was hanging on. Talking on Falcon this

24:14

is this looking? There's no and a flat

24:16

isn't flopping down here on talk and wow

24:18

what a flop a learning that thing will

24:21

fly away to flat sell. Your

24:24

town Right now there was an option

24:26

for your mom to cut off the

24:28

slots. Will. You. Would

24:30

do we want it because he only

24:32

this will call to the roast beef

24:34

or flat be for beef curtains or

24:36

whatever the shit maybe we know a

24:38

you be Britain's I. Want

24:41

to pull my pants? Sounds a holy

24:43

fuck and moly that's it or obese

24:45

image hims on my Harvey says like

24:47

this when your life on a boat

24:49

ride your very soon as. He

24:52

doesn't know. If. There was an

24:54

option for that would you want? Their

24:58

actually the surgery known as Big Dogs and get

25:00

your shit Brickhouse Don't you get like sex lies

25:02

it cut off or that has it is talked.

25:05

For. Like holy shit this almost different a severe

25:07

than is it. Whatever.

25:11

Or whoever you want to shake of

25:13

have a nine inch dick. I got

25:15

a clue. Who have

25:17

fucking question is that they want to know

25:19

or it for sit? As someone who lost

25:21

their dad as well, how did you cope

25:23

with their loss? Ah,

25:29

Therapy as a real answers of it

25:31

and losing parent or guys can be.

25:33

Different same as

25:35

losing friends, parents,

25:37

grandparents, friends, Relationship.

25:40

Foreigners. It's really awesome.

25:43

Arm. He. Learns is remember

25:45

that they're in a better place. Cove.

25:47

Was like therapies. Rise of good

25:49

People friends. Just. Remember

25:51

the good memories you have all them.

25:56

Go. Anybody talk to use? I was about.

25:58

It ever are making. Sure, there's

26:00

a lot of other. Guy Yao.

26:04

Your. Dad's up and down union is as

26:06

good as a really of us Ago is

26:08

a is in a form of lot of

26:10

lifeline or of on around like area so

26:12

and he loves I have aging dogs. Seriously.

26:15

Yeah but he just remember that

26:18

he's there are watching and they

26:20

love you. And

26:23

therapy. Talk about it. Wouldn't

26:27

have a question for you are would you

26:29

ever try my breast milk? Yes! Actually

26:31

sell some good. Some are everything

26:33

he wanted. me and my shoes

26:35

Southeast Asia is. I played okay.

26:42

So. Actually, Rollover? Not okay, so

26:45

a basis of when you start

26:47

leaking, Sit on a lot of

26:49

God. Knows. I

26:52

was watches tv show actually you can sell

26:54

your Placentia for my. Money

26:59

to make them as issue visit able to

27:01

do hundred and put them in pairs and

27:03

I do for like new terrain is due

27:05

for. User. It's good to percent of

27:07

was all the babies new. Everything you eat

27:09

is pretty much stuck. that presented as a

27:11

baby sucks out tambocor to start the placenta

27:13

rate. And. All

27:16

the nutrients at a baby needs to grow

27:18

is in that placenta. What is a different?

27:20

A bigger human? It's all the nutrients

27:22

you am so and you're pregnant so his my

27:24

last than I will be like and I have

27:26

mine site straight up likely dance french fries i

27:29

think some so when. I.

27:31

thought some of on okay well imagine.

27:34

Also my placenta. Sell.

27:37

It also myself. If

27:39

I hadn't. Well. Was.

27:42

You could do Whoa. What?

27:45

Was the question summer breast

27:48

or vice? Versa I. So when

27:50

you start with Acer com and outta here.

27:54

you isn't he wants or man to try it

27:56

is like okay or what would you rather have

27:58

a thought daughter are gay son Gay

28:00

song. Gay song. I can imagine at times two

28:02

of us. Can't do it.

28:05

I can't do it. I like gay men. Actually,

28:09

we're not thoughts. I just like fucking... Yeah,

28:11

definitely gay though because I couldn't... I

28:14

personally... Everyone

28:19

says we've been around because they truly don't know

28:21

that like... We know prostitutes.

28:24

What? I

28:30

don't know a single... I just

28:32

mean like we actually physically

28:35

know prostitutes. Compared

28:37

to us. Everyone's like, oh they've

28:39

been around but like y'all couldn't

28:41

name... I've been around the sun and moon and

28:43

the stars. Yeah, I don't know.

28:45

I definitely gay song. Definitely,

28:48

because they're fun. But

28:51

the male, the female, female, boy boy, whatever you

28:53

want to fucking do, but please to God, do

28:55

not come home with the cat tail on. Then

28:57

you're up. They have those butt plugs with

29:00

cat tails that I've seen at parades. I

29:02

have and I want to pull them out and I want to

29:04

see if this shit runs out of them. Wait, there's... There's anal

29:06

beads. They shove into their asshole and then have the cat tail.

29:09

And they wear it? Yeah, and they... And they

29:11

wear it in public? Yeah. And

29:13

the skirt comes out right out of the skirt. I

29:15

sometimes want to pull it and see if it just shits everyone. Oh my God. All

29:18

over it. Oh my God. You guys do this before

29:20

you put it in there. Like genuinely wondering. I've actually never

29:22

used anal beads, but I've used an anal thumb. It

29:26

was different. I can't. I...

29:29

From every... If I'm hammered, that shit, you better fish my

29:31

ass. There's

29:34

times if your hammer... Okay, well, when

29:36

it's feeling good, you don't even realize

29:38

that there's one, two thumb up through

29:40

fingers and... And he's like, yeah, dude, I

29:42

was fluttery. I don't know what. You

29:45

were doing that? Like you were... Did

29:47

you feel... My question was... My question

29:49

was, did you feel any shit?

29:51

No, like, do you... Do

29:53

you like smell? Get

29:56

the fuck out. I Cannot. The

30:00

I've heard all around raises are you

30:02

online of the times you know. Quick.

30:04

Summary: When beyond what our and so

30:06

I guess I'm a bad shots. could

30:08

you imagine the backside. Cassidy.

30:12

When. He pulled out. On straight

30:14

of do. As far as

30:16

you would if I. Sit

30:19

for there's no. Bring

30:22

myself to do anyways So that kind

30:24

of rounds at Ces courses or nobody

30:26

else for really at this point it

30:29

has were. Running. As

30:31

shit talk about we are this has nothing

30:33

has happened with them getting apart as overweight

30:35

know because it know it might we don't

30:37

charge Romany more is worse. Boring. Boring.

30:40

There's nothing like what are you talk about

30:42

sucking. Voided. Men that

30:44

we don't have offers a wide array of

30:46

ruins. I can every single one

30:48

of the that's watching this right now or of his

30:50

and Eclipse. Why are you doing?

30:52

Your neck is there are these Head. Your.

30:55

Battery showing you what what much

30:57

no not really be doing like

30:59

in where we were and your

31:01

balls you are a small. You.

31:03

Didn't listen. If a bitch wage I

31:06

wait here to you're done working on

31:08

your off your cycle. you're gonna look

31:10

like a saggy or been. Is.

31:13

Hop and you're going and it would anger

31:15

issues I couldn't tell you. One guy decides

31:17

honest to god Jacob retired that are non

31:19

right that we know like I swear to

31:21

God every time you see a snapshot of

31:23

us oh imposed gym. Workouts?

31:26

Oh wait, hold on No one of them

31:28

that worked on his body's three times the

31:30

size. Music. Human.

31:33

Than it is in the Sand Castle Day. How.

31:35

He had think I don't think either Fisher

31:37

vigor and stand with has to have one

31:40

conversation. About. A guy that my general and I

31:42

can't wait to be. This was this one Honey, you're not going

31:44

to be with. The roads are taken. You're.

31:46

Not in build a brief for different businesses.

31:48

They were both referring to same. moment

31:52

because he knows what happens is men

31:55

whose and like the need is fucking

31:57

has and in my early fifties But

32:01

that whole group. Yeah, we got maybe post

32:03

an extra like R K L. I'm

32:06

like, what are we doing? Okay, okay.

32:10

Say B L M M. And

32:12

then I'll buy you. No, but for real, you guys got

32:15

to stop. Stop the Roy. This

32:17

is the main headline of the podcast. Stop the

32:19

Roy. Stop the Roy. It doesn't

32:21

make you look hot either. Like honest to God,

32:23

I'll sit there and they're probably like, oh, my

32:25

muscles are so big. But no, no, no, things.

32:28

The thing is, you guys want to take it

32:30

away from the thing. The question is, you

32:33

look like you could push a boss, but can you actually push

32:35

a push of us? No, no,

32:37

it actually makes you stronger. What

32:40

I'm saying is here, you don't want to take

32:42

advice from Whitney and I fine. But for some

32:44

people that have seen hot girls and are friends

32:46

with a lot of hot people, friends,

32:49

mutuals, I don't really call them friends. They're

32:52

zooming in on the back knee. They really are. And you

32:54

know what else is in it on your

32:58

neck? You know what else is in it on from

33:01

here up being absolutely massive.

33:04

And then you're a little bit

33:06

you want to happen to the light. Yeah, just

33:09

like walking. It's like a little asparagus walking

33:11

around. I can't gain weight and muscle. It's

33:13

okay. No, take Roy. That's

33:16

all we've got for you today. You guys

33:18

have great vagina, but not too good of a

33:20

vagina because then you're pregnant. Or

33:22

honestly, even if you have a good vagina and

33:24

end up with the roided bro, you ain't get

33:27

pregnant anyway. The

33:29

bigger the dick, the bigger the chick. You know what

33:31

I'm saying? Yeah. Well, at this point, their balls are

33:33

so shrunk that they don't even there's no

33:36

more sperm in there. Yeah, another girl scouts. Love

33:38

you.

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