We’re having a raunchy picnic to start in this episode, with a dessert of learning about our colors. We also finally learn about something new that’s changed in Simmons’ life. This week for Tell Me About It, we talk about the album Government P

Too Pleasant To Listen To

Feb 7th, 2019 1h 34m

Hey, this episode’s a real “touchdown”!! That’s right, this episode is the “big ball game” special, and it’s jam-packed with “extra points”!! We discuss why Captain William Shatner (kind of the “quarterback” of the ship) is an absolute maniac i

British Teens React to Garfield and Friends

Jan 14th, 2019 1h 35m

The Cry Laugh Emoji Podcast welcomes you to 2019! We’ve got a healthy hour and a half of gags, goofs, reviews and Yahoo! Answers for your listening pleasure. This week on our review segment Tell Me About It, we cover the Marblelympics 2018. Qui

Mike check!

Dec 12th, 2018 1h 26m

Welcome back Crybabies! Ryan and I have tried many times to record with our college bestie Mike Pass. We finally got an episode that withstood the trials of luck and technical ineptitude. We do a spOoOoOoOoky Halloween/Witch Tell Me About it re

Computrella, My Heart Goes Out To Thee!

Nov 17th, 2018 1h 15m

Not gonna lie, this one’s kind of low-energy, folks. But we do have some good conversations about fast food, Alvin & The Chipmunks, and bitcorns. Plus, Mark shares his delicious peach pie recipe! Mmm, mmm. Kind of a food & drink heavy episode n

Peanut Butter Jar

Oct 10th, 2018 1h 9m

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another instant classic podcast episode. This time, our friend Kyle Meltzer joins us and we kick things off by discussing our recent trip to Hawaii and how we almost got seriously injured there. Then w

Pet ‘Em If You Got ‘Em!

Oct 4th, 2018 2h 42m

We of course would be talking about no other animal than the domestic cat, seeing as how it is the preferred domesticated animal and I’m certain no one would disagree. Joined by our music man Tony Camponovo, in this episode we get yet another

Gucci Gang

Sep 10th, 2018 1h 8m

After a short hiatus, the Cry Laugh boys are back! This is a special episode, with 4 pre-made ads (links below). The boys are finally getting paid for their hard work on this fresh copy. The Tell Me About It for this week is the movie “Tank Gi

Word To Your Mother(‘s Day)

Jul 6th, 2018 1h 14m

America’s beloved funny-boys finally make their return with the long-awaited-although-belated Mother’s Day special! The boys discuss their favorite fictional moms from television and give their advice on which cheese varieties would also mak

The wifi password is: SherryThatCrazyHoe

Jun 14th, 2018 1h 20m

Now with more New Logo™! Great-great-great-great-grandpappy Simmons once said “If you really love your friends, don’t make them be on your podcast.” And, to go completely against that, welcome to another podcast episode! For Tell Me About It: w

Epic Viral Clapback

Jun 2nd, 2018 1m 28s

The Simon & Garfunkel of podcasting are back at it again with their brand new folk ballad (but it’s a podcast)!!! The boys discuss Mr. Haribo, new hats, listening to music via algorithm, fast food burger joints, social media, energy drinks, the

Candy Coins in the Chocolate Kingdom

Apr 19th, 2018 1h 3m

We’re back! And now with more Squirt sponsors. Simmons reviews the Youtube series You Suck at Photoshop for the Tell Me About It segment. He rightfully gave it 3 laughs out of 7 cries. We cover our top 3 sitcoms, and after much thinking, we’ve

Why, a girly history, a genre

Apr 5th, 2018 1h 48m

Good afternoon, folks! It is Thursday and them boys are getting back in sync with their regular podcast schedule. What does this mean to you?! A new episode! We’re talking cat-traps, another installment in our Cheers series, plus Mark reviews t

This Is Our Podcast, Got It?

Mar 27th, 2018 1m 39s

The boys are all over the place in this episode, talking about the Cleveland Indians, Hitler’s English name, ranking the Cheers characters, aliens masturbating, the sin of astrology, the Descendents album “Milo Goes To College”, Mad Libs, the U

Your Mom’s Virginity

Feb 23rd, 2018 1h 25m

The ACTUAL 40th episode of Cry Laugh Emoji is kind of a Cheers-themed episode, as we keep coming back around to discuss the sitcom that Mark has begun watching and Ryan has seen every episode of. In between, we analyze Nathan For You’s most rec

The Final Fuccbois

Feb 13th, 2018 1h 22m

Welcome back to another episode (THE BIG 4-0), folks! We go over a couple new ideas: Dr. Simmons: The Therapist, the year of Cry Laugh Emoji (and a possible podcast of the year award), and DOCTOR malone: The Therapist. our segment Tell Me About

That Not In The Bible

Jan 9th, 2018 1h 28m

Welcome back folks! It’s been a while since we posted an episode, but this one is absolutely delightful. We discuss the great Joe Mande’s Award Winning Comedy Special, discuss the merits of fidget spinning, and dive into the realm of the Unknow

That will be $.99 to continue listening to this episode

Dec 11th, 2017 1h 25m

Holding your breath for guitar solos, eating ice cream when you’re lactose intolerant, reviewing the album Guided by Voices – Bee Thousand, a tryout segment using Stack Exchange questions, and a hot look at micro-transactions and the recent EA

You Mean The Demons?

Nov 25th, 2017 1h 28m

This one’s kind of a downer folks: we talk about a racist pizza purveyor (and how everything will almost certainly work out for him in the end), a movie all about a guy trying to kill himself, read some choice sad short stories from Reddit, and

The Terrifying Halloween “Spook”-tacular

Nov 17th, 2017 1h 10m

BOO!! Haha, just kidding folks. But now that I’ve got your attention, how about you check out this special Halloween episode? The boys relive a frightening trick-or-treating tale from Mark’s childhood and try to figure out what costume Ryan sho

The Terrifying Halloween “Spook”-tacular

Nov 17th, 2017 1h 10m

The Terrifying Halloween “Spook”-tacular

Nov 17th, 2017 1h 10m

The Sniffer

Nov 13th, 2017 1h 5m

This one’s a real doozy! We start with an ad read from a big-time new sponsor, then discuss the Netflix show American Vandal. Then we join Eminem on a journey to determine whether or not he should throw a coffeepot(??) at Donald Trump(??). Fina

The Bible, Part 2: The Bibleing

Nov 11th, 2017 1h 17m

Well folks, it’s podcast time yet again as your favorite boys are back to discuss Quentin Tarantino, which professional sports they would play, and which official Cry Laugh Emoji cats are about to have body parts surgically removed. All that….a

Live from Texas– Howdy Ya’ll!

Oct 26th, 2017 1h 12m

In this episode Simmon’s and Mark are live together in Mark’s new hometown of Austin, TX! They get into all sorts of shenanigans in this reunion episode including a review of the cult classic movie ‘The Bucket List’, professional commentary on