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episode here. All right, let's talk about this. Matthew

5:00

Lon Keough is his name.

5:04

Matt Keough? Matt Keough. Do you know

5:06

who he is? Swimmer? No. Major

5:08

league baseball player. Oh, no. Yeah.

5:11

He was around for a while too. He really was here. Yeah, man.

5:14

I can't believe I have another cold. This is insane. This

5:17

winter... What happened to you? This winter, I have

5:19

had... Every other week I have a cold. It's

5:21

ridiculous. It's driving me crazy. Well, listen. If

5:24

you get one, I get one. You get one, I'm due. Every time I

5:26

go on the road, I get a cold. So, that's how it works, basically.

5:28

I'm sweating. I'm sweating down. Every single

5:31

time I'm sick when I get home. So,

5:33

anyway, Matt Keough here. Let's get into this.

5:35

Born July 3rd, 1955. He's

5:38

a California guy from

5:40

Pomona, California. Hell, yeah. Yeah, we'll

5:42

talk about him a little bit

5:44

here. Not a ton about

5:46

his childhood. It seems like he had a

5:48

pretty good childhood, though, because he is the

5:50

son of Marty Keough and the nephew of

5:53

Joe Keough, both of whom also played in

5:55

the major leagues. Is that right?

5:57

Yeah, so his dad and his uncle played in the

5:59

major leagues. His dad played

6:01

for a couple of coffee

6:03

either. His dad played from 56 to 66. He

6:07

played on fucking years. 11 major

6:09

league seasons he had. He played

6:11

for Boston, Cleveland,

6:14

Washington, Cincinnati, Atlanta, and Chicago Cubs.

6:16

He played so long there was

6:18

a Washington team. Yeah, he played

6:20

for the Senators before they moved

6:22

to Minnesota there. So

6:25

he's been around here and not a

6:27

bad player here. Career, what's a 242

6:29

batting average. Here he's a lefty, a

6:32

outfielder, first baseman. Not

6:34

a bad player though, I mean honestly. Not

6:37

a starter, looks like a platoon guy, but got

6:39

to be pretty good to stick around for that long. For

6:42

sure. His Uncle Joe played from 68 to

6:45

73 for the Royals and then

6:47

for the White Sox for one year. And he

6:49

had a 246 lifetime

6:51

average. So, comes

6:53

from good stock here, good baseball stock. If you

6:55

want to be a baseball player, that seems like

6:58

a good family to be in. Matt

7:00

himself is just an athlete.

7:02

He plays four sports in

7:04

high school. He's a four sport

7:07

letterman and a

7:09

baseball, football, basketball, I think track. All the normals?

7:11

Yeah. Yeah, what everybody always does there. I don't

7:13

think one of them, it wouldn't be great if

7:15

one of them was like field hockey. He

7:19

was the only boy on the field hockey

7:21

team as well, it was amazing. There's

7:23

wrestling and soccer, he could have played either of those.

7:27

His grandfather Zeke apparently was

7:29

known as a San Gabriel

7:32

Valley sports legend in his

7:34

youth. Like he was set all sorts of

7:36

records in high school for three

7:38

different sports I believe. It's in the

7:40

jizz. Yeah, it's in the jizz man.

7:42

This is definitely, yeah there's been a

7:44

lot of amazing athletes that just leaked

7:46

onto a bed sheet somewhere I'm sure.

7:49

Look at sports-rez jizz. It's not bad.

7:51

So yeah, he's doing well. Later on

7:53

he's going to have three kids of

7:56

his own and not name any of

7:58

them after himself. How about it? Yeah,

8:00

Shane Karen Colton. And

8:03

Shane actually was a

8:05

professional baseball player as well, but

8:08

he only played for a single A, and that's as far as

8:10

he made it. Didn't make it to the majors. And

8:13

his daughter, though, married Kyle Bosworth,

8:15

the NFL player. So... The

8:18

Vods! They are going to make some more...

8:21

Imagine that. Let's put our stock together. We're

8:23

making athletes. Those kids... Everybody

8:26

in all sports now are kids

8:29

of athletes in every sport. This

8:31

is Kyle Bosworth's grandfather-in-law?

8:35

Brian Bosworth, I think you're talking. This is,

8:38

I think, Brian Bosworth's kid, isn't it? Wait,

8:41

what? You're right? You're right, it is.

8:44

Yeah. Yeah. Kyle

8:46

played for not the Seahawks, right? That's

8:48

Brian. Right, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,

8:50

yeah. Kyle played for somewhere else. Yeah, I don't remember who,

8:53

but yeah, I don't remember. Either way... Yeah,

8:56

played in the NFL. No, daughter married an NFL

8:58

player. So they're like, listen, we have generations of

9:00

baseball stock. You have Brian Bosworth's and this... So

9:02

here we go. Let's put it together.

9:04

That's all the leagues now are that. How

9:07

many guys are kids of athletes when

9:09

you watch an NFL game? It's ridiculous.

9:11

So much. And in baseball, the last

9:13

five years, the sport's been taken over

9:15

by kids of... Between

9:18

the Guerrero and the Tatis and all these... They're

9:20

all kids of... There's a

9:22

staff that there were seven people that got struck

9:24

out by Nolan Ryan that had children that grew

9:26

up to be struck out by Nolan Ryan. Yeah,

9:28

which... And they probably now have children that are

9:31

playing in the league now. He played 25 years.

9:33

Yeah, it's gotten way worse. It used to be

9:35

like a thing like, oh man, his dad was

9:37

a major leagueer too. Right. That

9:40

was like a, oh wow. But now it's

9:42

just so normal. Everybody is like that. They

9:45

marry some 5'11 model

9:47

who comes from some athletic stock and

9:49

then they make these giant athletic children.

9:51

It's ridiculous. Right. NBA

9:53

is the same way. It's every sport.

9:56

Yeah, it's every sport. Well, yeah, NBA would make

9:58

sense because I mean, you're the genetics. You

10:00

know, it's all right there. Some 6'10 guy

10:02

marries some 6'1 lady and he's

10:04

already a basketball player. They're gonna make this Super

10:07

basketball player and then you have Steph Curry and his

10:09

brother. That's what you end up with So

10:11

Matt though, he graduated from Corona

10:13

del Mar high in Newport

10:16

Beach, California in 73 and Yeah,

10:20

he is drafted by the A's pretty

10:22

quickly and Which

10:25

apparently the anywhere in Southern, California

10:27

because Rod Beck my friend is

10:29

from he grew up in Van

10:31

Nuys and He

10:34

said yeah weird. You don't think of

10:36

him as a Southern, California guy, right?

10:38

Yeah Yeah,

10:41

his dad did like his dad

10:43

built His

10:45

dad built camera rigs for Wow

10:47

major motion pictures and shit No, his dad

10:49

is in like the business and not like

10:51

a that way, but you know,

10:53

that's yeah So he grew up there.

10:55

He said the A's Have

10:57

Southern, California for years and years. I don't

11:00

know about now For years

11:02

and years they were like they had every baseball

11:04

player locked up Like if you were from a

11:06

certain areas you were getting drafted by the A's

11:08

because they were gonna they were the ones scouting

11:10

that Area the hardest so rod was

11:13

drafted by the A's originally Wow. Everyone was like,

11:15

oh, yeah Contracted by the A's big deal. Everybody

11:17

around here gets drafted by the A's literally that's

11:19

what it was. It was like, oh, yeah Fuck

11:21

he's gonna play across the bay. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah

11:24

So there's an article from a little bit

11:26

later on where Matt talks about by the

11:29

way He was also once he was in

11:31

the majors was going to UCLA as a

11:33

psychology student as well. Matt was Smart

11:36

kid, I guess he's sort of smart. Yeah, but

11:38

he is back then they would you know rather

11:40

than playing college He's gonna go and get the

11:43

signing bonus. He's gonna go play minor

11:45

league ball, so he said that he feels

11:48

the What he

11:50

calls the quote kids of meaning kids

11:53

of famous people Yeah, he said learn

11:55

at a young age to cope with

11:57

pressures that they'll encounter at a high

11:59

level of sports. He

12:02

said you learn about that much younger. It's not

12:04

a surprise to you because you're told about it,

12:06

whereas you wouldn't know to tell your

12:08

kid the pressures of major

12:11

league sports and neither would I. I wouldn't know what

12:13

to say to him. I have shit. Hang in there.

12:15

I don't know. I barely know the pressures of anything

12:17

I've ever done. Be

12:19

like, if you take mushroom gummies, they're really good to chill

12:21

you out. You should try those. I don't know what else

12:23

to tell you. Otherwise,

12:25

I don't know. He said that

12:28

that's kind of how he was. Oh,

12:31

his Uncle Tom, by the way, also

12:33

punted on the Cal

12:35

College football team, on the Rose Bowl team

12:38

that they went to the Rose Bowl. His

12:40

Uncle Tom and his Uncle Joe both played

12:42

or something. His grandfather Zeke

12:45

made a living his whole life

12:47

hustling golf, tennis, and bowling. Hustling

12:51

people in golf, tennis, and bowling.

12:53

He's like Bill Murray from Kingpin.

12:55

He's going around hustling for bowling.

12:57

Everywhere. That's what he did. Every sport.

13:00

Yeah. Wow. Country

13:02

Club Golf Hustler, as Robert De Niro would put it in casino.

13:04

Yeah. Now he says, Matt says, quote,

13:06

I played golf with my grandfather as a kid.

13:09

When you're 10 years old standing over

13:11

a five foot putt for a dollar. He's

13:16

hustling the kid. That

13:19

is amazing. You're

13:21

taking your 10 year old grandson out

13:23

and trying to make a few bucks

13:25

off of his outing. That is awesome.

13:28

I got to say, that's amazing. Holy

13:30

crap. For a dollar. He's going to get $18 out

13:33

of this game tonight. Yeah.

13:35

He said, that's more pressure than you got

13:37

playing this game, meaning baseball. You couldn't pound

13:39

a needle up your rear with a sledgehammer.

13:41

So yeah, your ass would be tight. Oh,

13:45

Jesus. That's fascinating. He

13:47

said, after a while you learn to enjoy that pressure.

13:50

The only time you can become a hero is when

13:52

there's a lot of pressure. You have to want the

13:54

ball when the game is on the line. The

13:56

important thing is that your motivation is greater than

13:58

your fear of failure. Yeah,

14:01

so yeah, and I think that's a thing I think and

14:03

that's a big part of the game that mental part And

14:06

if you're the son of a daughter

14:08

of a big-time athlete, you would probably

14:10

have that part a

14:12

little more Together than most how and yeah.

14:15

Yeah, absolutely So he said

14:17

one point quote This is

14:19

funny just talking about going to a game with

14:21

his dad and he said I remember hiding under

14:23

the bleachers at Fenway When I was three or

14:25

four years old He said Vic

14:27

Wertz who's a player Vic Wertz was going

14:29

to cut my hair off because he was

14:31

bald I didn't know how

14:33

that was going to work because I already had

14:35

a buzz cut but later on I realized he

14:37

was joking He was just

14:40

harassing a kid like hey kid you want to be you're gonna

14:42

make you bald like me What do you think it was like?

14:44

No, I don't want to be And

14:47

then how that works, but I don't want it

14:49

But that's his childhood is hanging out under the

14:51

bleachers of Fenway Park having some ball player fuck

14:53

with him You know what I mean? So he

14:55

grew up. It's a different thing. Yeah, it's

14:58

way different than how say we grew up

15:02

And how most people grow up anybody really who

15:04

the fuck has that experience growing up smoking

15:07

weed under the The

15:09

bleachers of the drag race strip is

15:11

a different It's a little different with

15:13

another piece of shit kid that's barefoot

15:15

and you're not supposed to be there and he's allowed to

15:18

be under the bleachers and That's

15:20

the other difference yeah, yeah We that's

15:22

this is like the dream childhood It sounds

15:24

like sincere like people like us are sports

15:26

fan kids growing up I shit to be

15:28

able to go to the ballpark and have

15:31

access to shit. So he was

15:33

drafted June 5th 1973

15:36

by the Oakland A's in the seventh

15:38

round of the amateur draft here So

15:41

he will he was signed as an infielder. He'll be

15:43

a pitcher later on We say around

15:45

signed as an infielder. Yeah. Yeah, which I mean there

15:47

was like 150 rounds back then So

15:49

seventh round wasn't that bad and a

15:52

lot of pitchers start out as short

15:54

stops. That's common. Yeah or other infielders

15:56

Yeah, huge that comment. Yeah a sick

15:58

arm. Yeah, Trevor Hawke and was a

16:00

shortstop for a long time. I remember, I don't know why

16:02

that one popped in my head, but there's been tons of

16:05

guys like that. Tim Wakefield. Tim Wakefield

16:07

couldn't cut it as a position player. Fucking couldn't

16:10

hit anymore. Didn't hit very well at

16:12

a certain level and switched to

16:14

throwing a knuckleball and next thing you know he's pitched it for

16:16

20 years. It

16:18

happened. Oakland drafted him to

16:21

replace Sal Bando who was their star

16:24

third baseman who had left. So

16:26

he was the guy who was eventually going to be their third

16:28

baseman of the future. That's why they drafted him, but

16:32

he plays in the California League at Modesto

16:34

which is a minor league affiliation

16:37

there in his second year of professional

16:39

baseball. In his first year he led

16:42

the California League, so the rookie league,

16:44

he led the league in batting average.

16:46

Great. Doing great. Then he goes to

16:48

Modesto and double A and hits 210,

16:52

which is you hit a wall

16:54

because that's when the double A is

16:56

when the serious shits happen. You're facing

16:58

really good pitchers. Guys have sliders now.

17:01

When guys have breaking balls they can

17:03

throw for strikes, that's when the whole

17:06

game changes because you're not

17:08

just looking to time a fastball anymore. And

17:10

you've got a guy that had Tommy John

17:12

and is coming back up and he's got

17:14

a fucking sick fastball. Yeah, these guys, I

17:17

mean the minor leagues, there's

17:19

guys throw so hard. You go to these single A

17:21

games that I go to all the time and

17:23

those guys throw 98 on the regular. That cop's

17:25

disgusting. Yeah, it's there. You just can they get

17:27

a breaking ball to go with that is the

17:29

question. So he ends up

17:31

being converted to a pitcher. Like

17:34

listen, we like you. You're

17:37

a good player. You've got a good arm. We're running on to

17:39

you. Yeah. Like your third base. You've got to hit better than

17:41

210. So you're

17:43

hitting 210 here. We don't expect much better

17:45

in the majors when guys are way better.

17:49

111 up there. Yeah, that's not good. 105 isn't

17:51

going to cut it. So they converted

17:53

him to a pitcher and it's the best thing for

17:55

him because they converted him to a pitcher in 76.

17:57

He hit 210. and

18:00

by 77 he's on Oakland pitching. He's on

18:03

the A's and the majors pitching by

18:05

the end of the next year. So he caught

18:07

on quick to that business there. 77,

18:11

Oakland had a little dynasty in the early 70s. And

18:14

they had Sal Bando and Reggie Jackson and Raleigh

18:17

Fingers and Catfish Hunter and all these people. But

18:19

by 77 Charlie Finley, who's

18:21

the cheapest owner in sports history, had

18:23

let all those guys go to half of

18:26

them to the Yankees, Jackson and Catfish and

18:28

all these guys. We're gonna hang on to

18:30

Raleigh until he's in a fucking casket. No,

18:33

he left. He went to Milwaukee. He went all

18:35

around. Yeah. Yeah. And did he come back? Later,

18:39

I think. Yeah, cuz I swear

18:41

to fuck I've watched games with him there.

18:43

Charlie Finley sold the team and then it was

18:45

a different story. Once the new owners took over in

18:48

like, I want to say late 70s or like 80s,

18:50

something like that. They were

18:52

those guys, since Oakland

18:54

moved out of Oakland now and now they're in fucking

18:56

Las Vegas, it's interesting to talk about a little bit

18:58

of their history, but those guys, that

19:01

ownership group took it upon themselves

19:03

to, even if they lost money, they tried to

19:05

put the best team on the field because back

19:08

in the day, a lot of people who own these

19:10

teams thought of it as a civic responsibility. You

19:13

own the baseball team of this city,

19:15

so you can't put shit out there. It's

19:18

a matter of civic pride for them to

19:20

put a good product on the field. That's

19:22

why you ended up having those really good

19:24

late 80s teams because they were spending money.

19:27

Then they sold the team and then went

19:29

right in the cheap fucking back to the cheapness again,

19:31

and then you get money ball and all that shit.

19:34

Basically, they've destroyed the game with

19:36

horseshit analytics, and they've decided that's

19:39

better to look at. So

19:41

anyway, so 77, 63, and 98 they go. So

19:47

not very good. Manager gets fired during the

19:49

year and all that kind of thing. Yeah,

19:52

this is a not the same. They

19:54

still have VITA Blue, Doc Ellis,

19:56

a couple people we know about pretty well

19:58

here. 77

20:01

he goes one and three pitching 42 innings

20:04

pitched he only gives up 39 hits so that's

20:06

pretty good 485 ERA he's only 21

20:08

so oh they're looking at him as something

20:14

you know not bad so 78 there's 69

20:16

and 93 so again this is listen to this

20:22

okay they get they

20:25

have Jack McKeon I

20:27

guess in to begin the year in 77

20:29

as a manager they fire

20:31

him and Bobby Winkles is there

20:34

yeah Bobby Winkles okay then

20:36

the next year Bobby

20:38

Winkles is fired after

20:40

going 24 and 15 and Jack

20:42

McKeon has brought in again so I don't know what the

20:44

hell happened here but Jack have

20:46

surgery it's something I don't have he had

20:49

a heart attack or something but he's like

20:51

Lou Brown from major league to

20:53

pass a kidney stone or something some shit

20:55

here but he just

20:58

Matt's getting in the groove

21:00

of the majors here he threw a spitball

21:02

sometimes Oh back then which guys

21:04

still that's the end of the era of guys

21:07

throwing spitballs those they were Perry special and all

21:09

that kind of shit August

21:11

20th 1978 he threw

21:13

a spitball that

21:16

Boston second baseman Jerry Remy

21:18

missed and look

21:20

like he struck out but the

21:22

umpire saw that the saw

21:25

that the pitch had so much break on it

21:28

like a ridiculous amount that he assumed that

21:30

the guy fouled the pitch off Oh

21:33

he didn't think it was a swing and a miss

21:35

because he goes there's no way the ball broke that far

21:37

it must have he must have fouled it down or something

21:39

so he called he called it a fucking he called

21:42

it a foul ball and it's the state of two

21:44

strikes it should have been strike three on the next

21:46

pitch the guy hit a home run Oh

21:49

goddamn yeah which is like shit so

21:51

the spitter too much break on it

21:53

for the full the umpire yeah too

21:56

much spit so he actually is selected

21:58

78th is rookie year he didn't have

22:00

enough appearances for 77. So

22:03

78 is technical rookie year. He is

22:05

selected as an all-star in

22:08

his rookie year and he gets a 3.24 ERA that

22:10

year. God

22:13

damn good, not bad. He's only 8 and 15, his

22:15

record, but that's not his fault. The theme sucks. There's

22:17

nothing he can really do about that. He pitches 197

22:19

innings. Yeah,

22:22

if he's only allowing three and

22:25

they just can't get any fucking runs, that's...

22:27

And support matters for a bit of Jesus. Fuck

22:30

yeah. I mean, he started 32 games, 324

22:32

ERA and lost 15. That's

22:34

lost twice as many as he won almost. Yeah, there's

22:37

nothing you can do about that if you're a good pitcher

22:39

on a bad team. You can't make your team's score runs.

22:41

This doesn't work that way. So yeah,

22:43

he's a good pitcher though. 108

22:45

strikeouts, 85 walks, he's got more walks. Still

22:48

a little bit, I'd like that to be two

22:50

to one, but he's young though. He's

22:53

a kid, but he's an all-star, so good

22:55

for him. 79,

22:58

Jesus, Oakland is terrible this year. 54

23:00

and 108. Yikes.

23:02

Jesus, Charlie Finley. This is right before

23:04

the team. What's up? Over

23:06

100 games. He knew he was

23:08

selling the team, so he was not paying anybody. Didn't get

23:11

a fuck, yeah. Didn't care. The only... I'm

23:14

looking at this. Ricky Henderson is a rookie, Ricky Henderson on

23:16

this team, which is pretty fucking cool.

23:18

You got Ricky Henderson, Tony Armas is on

23:20

this team, Mike Heath. I'm looking at guys

23:22

who are even like good players. Mike Morgan.

23:25

Jesus, not a lot of good players on this team. Anyway,

23:28

he this year... Wow,

23:30

this is a rough year for all Matt here.

23:33

Yeah. Yeah, he ties a

23:35

major league record this year. Oh no, it's a

23:37

bad one. It's not a good one, yeah. Oh

23:39

boy. This is like Ricky Vaughn going fucking, hey,

23:41

four wild pitches in one inning. I set the

23:43

record. You made their hall of shame. He

23:46

sets a major league record at the time.

23:48

It's since been beaten, but he loses his

23:50

first 14 decisions of the year.

23:53

Ouch. Oh, and 14 to start? To

23:56

start the season. Oh, fuck.

23:58

He has a 2-17 record. record

24:00

to finish the year. Oh my

24:02

god, didn't win a game till

24:04

after the All-Star break. That's wild.

24:07

A 504 ERA. Yeah. It went

24:09

downhill. His winning percentage of 105

24:13

was the worst recorded by a major league pitcher with

24:16

15 or more decisions since

24:18

1916. It's not his fault, but

24:20

it's kind of his fault. No.

24:22

In fact then that was also

24:25

the A's, the team

24:28

mates Jack Nabors and Tom Sheenan

24:31

finished with winning percentages of .048

24:35

and .059. Oh

24:38

Jesus Christ. Holy shit. They were pitching

24:40

every third day too. They had so

24:42

many losses. But really it was just

24:45

every game they didn't pitch they lost

24:47

too. Yeah, it was everything. So from 78 to 79 Matt

24:49

made 28 consecutive starts

24:53

without winning a game. Oh

24:55

my god. That tied Cliff Curtis

24:57

who in 1910-11 had

25:00

the longest streak in MLB history at that

25:02

time. It was later broken

25:04

by Jojo Reyes or later tied by Jojo Reyes in

25:07

2008 to 2011. Really? Yeah. That's like that.

25:11

Remember Anthony Young, the Mets pitcher in the 90s

25:13

who lost all those games in a row. He

25:15

went like 28 games without winning a

25:17

game. And he was pitching well

25:20

too. He wasn't getting bombed. It's just the Mets

25:22

were terrible and he had bad luck. He

25:24

was losing three to four. Yeah.

25:26

Or he'd get no decisions. He'd be up four to

25:28

one and they'd lose the game when he came out.

25:31

So there's nothing he could do about it. The bullpen

25:33

blew the game. So he loses 17,

25:37

won two, which like we said

25:39

is not bad. So he said

25:41

quote, kids

25:44

later on he'll tell his grandchildren kids they must have

25:46

been some kind of pitcher. Only me and Walter Johnson

25:48

never got to start with those kind of numbers. Funny.

25:52

They thought I was doing pretty well here.

25:54

So 1980, Charlie

25:57

Finley sells the club in the middle of the

25:59

season. in here in August.

26:01

Billy Martin takes over as manager

26:03

this year. Fantastic. And we're going

26:06

to do a multi-part Billy Martin

26:08

episode, by the way, because his

26:10

whole fucking life is insane. He

26:13

has a long FBI file that I

26:15

found. Really? Billy Martin is... Wow.

26:18

Is he a story? I mean, everything

26:20

from the... Mop it up, right?

26:24

He knows a lot of people. Put

26:26

it that way. He's got a lot

26:28

of friends, Billy Martin. And he hangs

26:30

around bars exclusively. He started the Copacabana

26:32

brawl, the famous... I mean, it's all

26:34

Billy Martin setting it off, like he

26:36

is the guy. So Billy

26:38

Martin here takes over as manager. And

26:41

so they do a little bit better.

26:43

83 and 79, which that's just will

26:45

of Billy Martin. People afraid he's

26:47

going to fucking murder them if they don't play

26:49

better. And spitting in the face

26:51

of people as he yells at them. Yeah. And

26:54

what Billy did here is Billy

26:56

was famous for... He hated bullpens,

26:58

Billy. He just didn't like relief

27:01

pitchers. Wasn't a big fan of

27:04

relief. He wanted starters to

27:06

finish games. Really? Because in the 50s,

27:09

Whitey Ford would finish his game when he played.

27:11

You know what I mean? It's one of those

27:13

guys. Yeah. But Whitey's pitching six

27:16

to each batter. He's not fucking throwing 90

27:18

pitches by inning five. Whitey's also doctoring the

27:20

fuck out of the ball and getting

27:22

a nasty curve ball. And Whitey's doing a

27:24

lot of... And Whitey also has Mickey Manel

27:27

and Roger Maris and Yogi Baron, all

27:29

these fucking Elston Howard in his lineup. So

27:31

Whitey can give up four and still win

27:33

the game. A little

27:36

bit different here. So this staff,

27:38

the pitching staff, Billy made them throw 90

27:41

complete games during the 1980 season.

27:44

Holy shit. I assure you, 90

27:46

complete games weren't thrown in the

27:48

major leagues this year. I assure

27:50

you that. No way. No way.

27:52

No way that the entire league

27:54

through 90 games, just starting pitching

27:56

staff on Oakland through 90 complete

27:58

games. be... Oh,

28:01

but it's zero, right? No,

28:03

some... Because there's been some... Have there?

28:06

This year? Yeah. Oh, you're right, because there was a perfect

28:08

game. There's a perfect game. So yeah, there's been... There's the

28:10

Yankee game. There's probably 30 then? 40? If

28:13

that, yeah. But 90 on one staff...

28:15

That's insane. ...would never happen. I

28:17

mean, think about it. That's

28:19

every starting pitcher back then, a four-man

28:22

rota... I think it went to five

28:24

by then, but that's almost averaging 20

28:26

complete games per starting pitcher. ...per person.

28:28

Which is fucking insane. So, but

28:30

he said later on, Matt told the New

28:33

York Times in 1999, this

28:35

is Billy Martin's philosophy here

28:38

for going the distance for a starting pitcher. Quote,

28:40

he used to tell us, don't even look at

28:42

the bullpen. There won't be anyone down there. Ain't

28:45

nobody gonna be working out. It's you out there.

28:47

Get out, do it. And a team like this,

28:49

a shit team, they don't have anybody good in

28:51

the bullpen anyway. Yeah, what's the matter anyway? This

28:53

isn't the, you know, Billy Martin's Yankees from a

28:55

couple years before that Sparky Lyle and Goose Gossage

28:57

out there in the bullpen where you want to

28:59

go to those guys, they're fucking good. Your

29:02

tired pitch is probably better than your relievers

29:04

good pitch anyway, so it keeps throwing them.

29:06

And that's what it is. That guy sucks.

29:08

At least you're decent. You're tired but good.

29:10

He's fresh. That guy can't even start. He's

29:13

in there because he's not good. It wasn't

29:16

like guys are specialty acts as much

29:18

back then. You had some of them, but I

29:21

mean like a Goose Gossage throwing a hundred out of the

29:23

bullpen back then was a lot. For

29:25

the most part, it's just a bunch of guys that

29:27

got two, three innings in them. Just

29:29

run those nine and we'll get out of

29:32

here. Yeah, so those middle guys are middle

29:34

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29:36

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said, Billy's whole philosophy was, why should I bring

31:27

in someone from the bullpen, lefty or righty, when

31:29

they're not as good as the guys I have

31:31

on the mound now? And there it is. So,

31:34

and it wore everybody down. Multiple

31:37

guys had career arm injuries

31:39

that fucked up their career and

31:42

all of that. But Matt said that,

31:45

you know, he said, it's not

31:47

Billy's wasn't trying to hurt people.

31:49

He said, we were all naive to it. We all

31:51

just thought it was a matter of toughing it out.

31:53

It wasn't a matter of, you know, oh, you literally

31:55

can't make your arm do that for that long. We

31:59

didn't know. And he said, everybody

32:01

looks at it as negative, but Billy didn't

32:03

get us hurt. I don't think the complete

32:05

games cause the injuries, the way we were,

32:07

uh, the way we were used after we

32:10

got hurt. Billy convinced us to keep pitching.

32:12

Our egos bought into it. It

32:15

was a big tough guy thing back then. Yeah. If

32:17

you're hurt, you play through it. And then all the

32:19

guys on the team go, man, that's one tough son

32:21

of a bitch. There they go. And that's, that's, that

32:23

was baseball. That's what they

32:25

wanted. That's what Nolan Ryan was too, for a long time.

32:27

Every guy. Wow. This guy's a

32:29

fucking animal. You can't pitch for 10 years

32:31

and not have some stuff hurt. It's just

32:33

not possible. So nowadays the guy's stuff hurts.

32:35

They shut them down. They limit their earnings

32:38

back then. They just wouldn't tell anybody that

32:40

stuff hurts because they didn't

32:42

want to be put on the bench and they didn't want

32:44

to be thought of as shit for their next contract, the

32:46

damage goods and all that. You know,

32:48

it's a different game. He pitched until he

32:51

literally could throw no more balls. And he

32:53

knew it was arm just said no more.

32:56

And they've done that. They did this for a long time.

32:58

This didn't go away in 1979. I

33:01

mean, when Rod was pitching in the nineties,

33:03

they destroyed his fucking arm. He

33:05

set the record for consecutive days with

33:07

appearances, Rod. Dusty Baker brought him out

33:10

11 straight days. That's not a good

33:12

thing. 11 straight days,

33:14

dude. Think about that. That's not a, that's not a

33:16

good step and record to own. I was watching an

33:18

old game on YouTube and they were saying this is,

33:20

he came in and they were like, this is Rod's

33:23

ninth appearance in a row. So they

33:25

were like, you know, if he does, the announcers actually said,

33:27

if he doesn't look sharp, don't blame him for it. This

33:29

is his ninth night in a row pitching. So it's

33:32

crazy that he's even doing, this is, yeah, this was

33:35

on San Francisco. So he wore him out. And then

33:37

in Chicago in 98, they did the

33:39

same thing. I mean, he pitched, he had 51 saves. So

33:42

think about his appearances and

33:44

they just threw him out all the time. And they just,

33:46

he had to have his whole arm reconstructed when he went

33:48

to Boston. Elbow, fucking shoulder, all

33:50

of it was fucking destroyed. Rotator

33:52

cuff tendon. Dusty's been

33:54

in so many, I think it was like, uh, 9% of

33:58

all games ever played. Dusty

34:01

Baper's been involved in that. I

34:04

don't think that high but still. I think it's like 30%

34:06

or some shit. But it's been around

34:08

a long time. It's a lot. He's been in

34:10

so many games. And he's been

34:13

continuously in a dugout since then.

34:15

Until fucking yesterday. So

34:18

1980 though, Matt has a comeback year man.

34:20

I mean the previous year he had a

34:22

504 ERA and he went 2 and 17.

34:25

This year he goes 16 and 13

34:28

with a 292 ERA. Through

34:30

250 innings which you'll never see again

34:33

in Major League Baseball. You'll never see

34:35

250 innings again. Ever. I think the

34:37

guy... I don't think anyone

34:39

pitched 200 innings this year. Which

34:42

used to be like the baseline for a starter.

34:45

Say you need a guy who can give you a good 200 plus

34:47

innings. That was like what you said. Per season. Per

34:50

season. Now it's like 175. They're like

34:52

shut him down. Rest him. So

34:55

I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I'm not a doctor so I

34:57

don't know what the fuck's going on with people's arms. I have no

34:59

idea. So this year though

35:01

he does so well that he wins the

35:03

AL Comeback Player of the Year honors. Really?

35:05

Yeah big deal. So he's only been in

35:08

the league three years. Three

35:10

whole years. He's already winning comeback player.

35:12

He's already Rookie of the Year. A

35:14

piece of shit and a comeback already.

35:16

Yeah. Think about that. Or not Rookie of

35:18

the Year but an All-Star. All-Star. Yeah. Should

35:21

we kick him out of the league? Okay he's all the

35:23

way come back again. He's had this career of like a

35:25

41 year old man. He's 24 years old. Three

35:29

years. Comeback Player of the Year.

35:31

Wow. So 81 Oakland they

35:33

go 64 and 45. Oh first half second half. Is

35:38

this... Oh was there a strike in 81? I don't know.

35:40

I think there was a strike in 81 that

35:43

shortened season. I was born. I have no fucking

35:45

clue. So they go to the playoffs this year

35:47

though and they lose

35:49

to or they win the divisional

35:52

series. They sweep the Royals and then lose

35:54

to the Yankees. They get swept by the

35:56

Yankees that year in the ALCS

35:58

and the Yankees go on to lose. lose too.

36:00

So there you go. And that

36:03

year though, he's 10 and 6, 340 ERA. He only throws 19 games,

36:08

but yeah, he finished 10 and 6. The

36:11

Oakland won the AL division and

36:14

yeah, he does very well here.

36:16

In the game three of the

36:18

ALCS, he gave up one earned run over

36:20

eight and a third innings. Wow.

36:23

But then he came out and somebody else gave up

36:25

three runs in the Yankees won four nothing. So if

36:28

you score zero runs, you can't

36:30

win. Yeah. No matter how well you pay, he

36:32

threw eight and think about that. That's, he came out in

36:34

the ninth with one out giving up

36:37

one run. Yeah. You only got six

36:39

strikes, throw them. That's as good as you

36:41

can ask from your starter. You can't ask

36:43

for much more than that from a starter.

36:45

That's ridiculous. So he does very, very

36:47

well. Now 1982, 68 and 94 again. Now they suck again. Billy

36:54

Martin is the manager

36:56

now still he's remaining. And this year

36:58

he goes 11 and 18, 18

37:02

losses leads the AL by the way with

37:06

a 572 ERA. Okay. So not

37:08

good. 209 innings pitches. He

37:12

leads the league in earned runs allowed and

37:15

home runs given up. Really? He

37:17

gave up 38 home runs

37:19

that year. Holy shit. That is a

37:21

lot of home runs. He's thrown batting

37:23

practice out there. Holy shit. He

37:26

walked more batters and he struck out. Yeah.

37:29

This isn't good and gave up a lot of

37:31

home runs and everything else.

37:33

So he is estimated

37:35

to have thrown 131 pitches

37:38

per complete game in 81 by the way.

37:41

That is fucking wild. So that's

37:44

a, he had 10 complete games too

37:46

that year. So. Oh my God. Holy shit.

37:49

What is that? 1200 pitches in

37:52

a year? Yeah. In the 1980 season,

37:54

he had 20 complete games. Oh

37:56

my God. So in the last three years, he's

37:58

had 40 complete games. That's

38:01

a lot. 83,

38:03

new manager, same result, 74 and 88. Oakland's

38:07

not that great. Ricky Henderson's doing great though. They still

38:09

have him. Sure is. This

38:11

year for Oakland, he goes... What

38:15

is this? Oh, less. Okay, yeah.

38:17

He gets traded. That's right. He's

38:19

traded by the Oakland to the Yankees that

38:21

year for Marshall, Brent,

38:24

Ben Callahan and some cash. Billy

38:27

Martin must have liked him because Billy Martin was the

38:29

new Yankee manager and they traded for him. Oh.

38:32

So he must have liked him. Yeah. If

38:35

Billy likes you, if you're one of Billy's guys, he'll love you forever and

38:37

try to get you on any team he has. That's how he is. And

38:39

if he hates you, he fucking hates you and will

38:41

try to get rid of you, basically. That's it. So

38:44

this Yankee team in 83, this is a

38:46

rookie Don Mattingly on this team. Goose

38:49

Gossage, Oscar Gamble still there. Steve Balboni

38:51

with his bald, big, giant Italian ass.

38:53

Looks like he's making pizzas. Wow.

38:56

Dave Winfield is on that team. Dave

38:58

Forgetty, Willie Randolph. This is like

39:00

a lot of the team of my youth. You know

39:02

what I mean? This is, wow,

39:05

they had Otis Nixon. That's right.

39:07

Jesus. They had Otis Nixon back

39:09

then. Oh, my god, one face. Holy shit. This

39:11

year, this is one of the only years we could find salary for

39:13

him. He made $420,000 for the Yankees. Okay.

39:18

Which is good money back then. Yeah, sure. Real

39:21

good money. In the 80s, fuck yeah. He's

39:23

released. In the 70s, right? Yeah. This

39:26

is 83. He's released by the Yankees November 5th of

39:28

84, so after the season. He

39:30

doesn't pitch very well anyway. He's

39:33

got a 517 ERA for the Yankees.

39:35

So he's released, but

39:38

in 84, he's having a bad

39:40

career time, but he also is

39:42

having a good marrying time. He

39:45

marries the 1980 playm... The

39:48

November 1980 Playboy Playmate of the

39:50

Month. What? Yeah.

39:53

He's himself a model. That's why you have athlete

39:56

kids and girls who can marry NFL players

39:58

because you're marrying... Playboy Playmate.

40:00

You got naked gal. Yeah. Jenna

40:03

Ellison Thomasino. Oh. Yeah.

40:05

So the Playmates of the month though

40:07

were also like models too.

40:09

They were like, yeah. Yeah. They were all very.

40:11

They were doing all kinds of shit. Pretty. So.

40:13

It worked. He has a sore arm for the

40:15

next couple of years. In 85 he's

40:17

assigned as a free agent with St.

40:19

Louis, with the Cardinals. Lucky

40:22

for him, they go 101 and 61 and go

40:25

all the way to the World Series that

40:27

year. Wow. Yep. Losing in a seven game.

40:29

Series to the Royals. That was a classic

40:32

series there. So pretty

40:34

cool for him. He

40:37

has a 450 ERA. He's 0 and

40:39

1. Only pitches 10 innings though. So

40:41

that's all right. November 12th, 1985. He's

40:43

granted free agency again. Really?

40:48

So in 86, he is

40:50

on the Cubs

40:52

sign him here. So

40:54

they're not a good team either. They have three

40:56

managers that year. That's not a good sign. That's

40:59

bad. They go 70 and 90 the

41:01

Cubs and yeah, he

41:04

doesn't really contribute very much there. 497 ERA. So. You

41:09

know, Andre Dawson's there. Yeah. Yeah. He

41:11

makes a hundred thousand dollars that year.

41:14

Okay. So June 14th, 86 though,

41:16

he's released by the Cubs. So halfway through

41:18

the year. Then he signed as a free

41:20

agent by Houston. Also

41:22

has a good year that year. Is he bouncing

41:24

around? He's, but yeah, now he's just looking for

41:26

anything and he doesn't pitch very much

41:29

for Houston either here. He has

41:31

a 309 ERA with 35 innings

41:33

pitched. So. Get it together, Matt.

41:35

It's, it's not going very well.

41:37

October 24th, 86, he is released

41:40

by the Astros. So yeah. That

41:42

playmate's about to leave. Well,

41:44

no, I will find out. She's going to stick around

41:46

a long time. Really? Yeah. Gonna get a,

41:48

she's going to get a TV career out of it as

41:50

a matter of fact. Okay. Oh

41:52

yeah. Hold on everybody. There's a lot coming

41:54

up here. I know it's been baseball for

41:56

a while, but it's coming up

41:59

here. 87,

42:01

after Cardinals and

42:03

Cubs and Astros debacle here, this

42:05

is the year, by the way, 87 is when

42:07

the owners were colluding against free agents.

42:10

It was a court thing. They had to pay out millions of

42:12

dollars. It happened. It's

42:15

not a conspiracy theory. They paid

42:17

millions of dollars out in fines

42:19

and penalties, deplores and retribution because

42:23

they just said the salaries are getting out of

42:25

hand. Don't sign guys. We

42:27

can't afford it. Andre Dawson,

42:29

who was the MVP that year, got fucked

42:31

over. Nobody would sign him. What a most

42:33

likable guys ever. Had to sign for no

42:35

money because nobody would sign him because they

42:38

were colluding. Then they found that out later

42:40

and he got paid. They

42:43

were doing that. He gets a half

42:45

a million dollar offer, Matt does here,

42:48

to play for the Hanshin Tigers of

42:50

Japan. Yeah. He

42:52

takes that, right? Yeah. His father

42:54

played there as well. Oh. Yeah.

42:58

He said, at one point to the

43:01

Los Angeles Times, we are the first

43:03

American father-son combo to have played in

43:05

Japan. A lot of Japanese

43:07

fans mention how they remember my dad

43:09

over here. How about that? Yeah. There's

43:12

not a ton of Americans, so the ones that

43:14

are there stand out. Shit that. They remember them.

43:16

Also, his name is weird. A lot of hours.

43:18

If you'd have a kid, I'd know who he

43:20

is. Exactly. Exactly.

43:22

He pitches four seasons in Japan,

43:25

which isn't bad. He

43:28

was the last former Major League pitcher to

43:30

win double-digit games in Japan at the

43:32

time. He said that, at

43:35

one point, quote, the key to

43:37

being happy over here is to arrive

43:39

with the spring training here and doesn't

43:41

make the roster. Oh. So

43:44

he tries again in 92. He

43:47

tries it and made in 92

43:50

and he makes the California roster.

43:52

So ... Really? Yeah.

43:55

I think he's another comeback player of the year here. Just

43:57

the fact that he made it back is incredible. Twice. twice.

44:01

So this is fucked up. Okay.

44:04

It's one of the last exhibition games

44:06

of the year. And he's

44:08

made the roster. They told him he's going to be

44:10

on the roster. He's very excited. He is sitting in

44:12

the dugout. In the spring

44:15

training, they'll tell guys, you're going to go four, then

44:17

he'll go two, then he'll go two. Because they're not

44:19

trying to win. They're just, it doesn't matter. It's just,

44:21

you need this much work, everybody. Okay. Even if you're

44:23

getting shelled. So they told him you're going to pitch

44:25

later. So just so you know.

44:27

So he's pitching later, but he's in the

44:30

dugout hanging out when the

44:32

San Francisco Giants, John Patterson,

44:35

rips a foul ball into the dugout.

44:37

Oh no. And hits him in the

44:39

right temple with it. Oh

44:42

shit. Yeah. Hits Matt in the right

44:44

fucking temple with the ball and fucks

44:47

him up royally, as we'll talk about.

44:49

Forever? Oh, he's not. He's fucked

44:51

up. Yeah. He has to have a- He's

44:53

scrambled him. Emergency surgery to relieve the pressure

44:56

on his brain after he was struck in

44:58

the right temple by a foul ball. Yes.

45:02

They said the doctors have given the angels

45:04

no reason to believe that the injury is

45:06

life threatening. They're not talking about playing. They're

45:09

talking about living at this point with that.

45:11

What the fuck? Yes. They said he's resting

45:13

in intensive care and tests are scheduled. Oh

45:16

my God. He was listed in

45:19

critical condition at Scottsdale Memorial Hospital.

45:22

Oh my God. Wow. This is at spring

45:24

training. I know about this. I know about

45:26

this. This is against the Giants. Fucking Rod

45:28

was there. He told me about this. Really?

45:30

Yes. Yes. This was when- It's the same

45:32

park in

45:35

Old Town Scottsdale. Because they had moved though. They

45:37

used to play at the other park and they

45:39

moved to this park and they said it saved

45:42

his fucking life because it was close to the

45:44

hospital. Right across the street. Yeah. Right there. Holy

45:46

fuck. Rod told me about this 15 years ago.

45:48

Wow. And he said spring training is due. He goes,

45:50

man, we're lucky we moved that fucking stadium because they

45:52

got him right to the hospital. Otherwise, it would have

45:54

been- Wow. He got hit in the head part and

45:56

blah, blah, blah. That's what he was talking about. Just

45:58

clicked in my head now. Because that place

46:00

is between Indian School and Camelbak and I

46:03

think that's on Indian School or

46:05

on, it's on Osborne. Yeah, it's on Osborne. It's right there.

46:07

It's literally in the parking lot. It's

46:09

literally right there. Like I don't even think they took him

46:11

and I think they wheeled him on a fucking stretcher to

46:13

the hospital. There's no point in getting in a car. It

46:15

would take longer. Unbelievable. Yeah,

46:18

that's wild. Okay. He

46:20

took a line drive, well, it's

46:23

a bouncer probably, to the dugout. Oh no, the dugout.

46:25

Oh my God. Right off his head.

46:28

Right off his head. Oh, not the

46:30

bullpen, the dugout. The dugout liner. Shit.

46:33

I mean bam, from here to there. That's

46:35

why they have those screens up now. Yeah, that's fucking

46:37

40 feet. Yeah, it's not far.

46:39

The liner would scare the shit out of you.

46:42

Absolutely. Hit him right in the fucking head.

46:44

So yeah, they said he was there. They had to

46:47

perform an emergency craniotomy. Sounds

46:52

like they're taking away his head off. Yeah,

46:54

they're taking his whole cranium, I think, is

46:56

what that means. We'd decranium.

46:58

That's it. He's going

47:00

to be a few

47:02

inches shorter now, but

47:05

his hat's going to fit funny, but we think it's going to

47:07

work. The

47:09

Angels got one side show, may as well have two.

47:11

Fuck it. Side show.

47:14

Side show. There's a shout out for

47:16

my cousin there for screaming side show

47:19

as a disabled man, pitches in the

47:21

major leagues, incredibly. And for

47:23

us, for going, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my

47:25

life. A

47:29

one handed man is incredibly

47:32

throwing a baseball and flopping

47:34

the mitt and you're screaming side show.

47:36

Side show. Hey, side show. But

47:38

not like in a mocking way, like that was

47:41

his name. Hey, side show. Side

47:44

show. Hey, side show. Did

47:47

you pitch two more side show? That's

47:50

fucking... I can't imagine. There's

47:54

a baseball card of him with the hand on

47:56

the bat. That's the thing. We're going to do

47:58

a Patreon one of these days about... Disabled professional

48:01

athletes because it's incredible some of the guys that you're

48:03

like how the fuck did he play the majors with

48:05

you know half A leg what's up with that we

48:07

can leave the stories out of that We've

48:09

already done that yeah, yeah,

48:11

definitely he's out by the way now

48:13

unbelievable right that's fucking crazy Yeah, they

48:15

let that guy out after 10 years

48:17

that is He

48:20

is springing away on his bouncy bouncy

48:22

legs whatever the other run We

48:26

know he's fast, but he's wow that's

48:28

um I'm kind of blown

48:30

away by that they let that dude

48:32

out serve sentences faster than he runs

48:35

evidently yeah apparently so Unbelievable a brain

48:37

scan for Matt here had revealed an

48:39

epiderm Epidural hematoma

48:42

a blood clot inside the skull

48:44

yeah, that's a problem a

48:46

brain blood clot Oh my god fucking

48:49

bash in the head He

48:51

appeared to be the report after the

48:53

game was he appeared to be on a

48:56

good road to recovery, but then Complications

48:58

developed after that as well. We have a

49:00

stroke so he has to have further brain

49:03

scans Jesus Christ a third

49:05

base dugout holy fuck that is brutal is

49:07

the bottom of the first inning too Jesus

49:09

so he was I just getting his sunflower

49:12

seeds together and everything you probably even paying

49:14

attention. That's brutal Yeah,

49:16

he was taken via ambulance to the hospital

49:18

across the street right thank fuck there

49:21

Luckily Marty his dad was working as a scout

49:23

for the Cardinals and happened to be there while

49:26

he was being treated Which the Cardinals don't even

49:28

play there so I don't know how that happened,

49:30

but they played on the floor either way Other

49:33

family members were flown by the Angels

49:35

to Scottsdale They said he

49:38

seemed woozy and lost consciousness for a

49:40

few seconds according to the trainer Christ

49:42

I would imagine you'd be woozy The

49:45

manager of the Angels Buck Rogers is

49:47

the best manager name in baseball history

49:50

He said quote it was awful. It sounded

49:52

like it hit a squash. Oh Geez,

49:56

why I say like that

49:58

man Jesus. I mean I that's very

50:00

descriptive. I'll give him that. You know

50:02

what? Don't say that. He's going for

50:04

accuracy, not listener comfortability here, I think.

50:06

Oh, God. What's going on here? He

50:09

heard a squish. He said Matt

50:11

was scared, real scared. No shit.

50:14

And then Don Robinson, an Angels pitcher, said it hit

50:16

him flush in the face. He didn't have any chance

50:18

to get out of the way. Oh,

50:20

Christ. Holy fuck. That is such

50:23

a shame, dude. That's

50:25

terrible. What a shock. The guy

50:27

makes it all the way back. He

50:29

pitched twice in the spring. He allowed one run

50:32

in five innings. He was invited and only pitched

50:34

a little bit before he had shoulder

50:36

problems last year. Now, this is

50:38

a mess. His wife, though, said, quote,

50:40

the minute he got injured in 1992,

50:42

he was not the same person. Oh.

50:46

As fucked up as whole brain, dude.

50:48

This is- Not the same pitcher, not

50:50

the same person. This is, you know

50:52

how we're going to say grace here

50:55

before, because this is where it all

50:57

goes. He was doing great. Fine. Yeah.

50:59

And to me, making it all

51:01

the way back, that's grace. You know what I mean?

51:03

That's grace. And then this hit

51:05

in the head sent his life

51:07

on a completely different path and trajectory.

51:10

Who hit it? Not the same at all. Who

51:13

hit the ball? Remember? Yeah. And the guy

51:15

that, let me look again here. John

51:17

Patterson. Doesn't

51:20

matter. So yeah. She said,

51:22

quote, he was not the

51:24

same person. From 1992, he

51:26

woke up. He didn't like

51:28

me. I'm kind of not what

51:30

he wants. He needs-

51:32

What? Yep. He needs peace and quiet. And I

51:34

had a house full of crazy kids and their

51:36

friends. And he's been alone for

51:38

a long time. He prefers the company of

51:41

himself. That's what she said 10 years later.

51:44

Oh my. He woke up

51:46

and said, I don't like you anymore and

51:48

I don't like our life and I just

51:50

want to be alone. Holy. It fucked his

51:52

brain up, man. He got hit in the head.

51:54

I mean, it's, this is- Turned him into a

51:56

wild man. Turned him into a different person completely.

51:59

I don't want- My children

52:01

and my fucking playmate of

52:03

a wife. Yeah. No get

52:05

out Okay, I can't deal with it. I

52:08

want to sit by myself. Oh Yeah,

52:10

he prefers the company of himself So

52:13

but they're still they were still together for

52:15

a long time. They were together for another

52:17

12 years We just had different

52:20

households after that. Yeah, they were they were together

52:22

But she's I guess they were just trying to

52:24

figure it out He from 92 to 99

52:28

He worked for the A's and the Angels as

52:30

a roving pitching coach They called it and he

52:32

was an executive from 92 to 99 as well

52:34

after that He

52:37

was a scout for Tampa Bay for the Devil

52:39

Rays and then he was an

52:41

executive for the Oakland Athletics for a while as

52:43

well So he had

52:45

a bunch of jobs in baseball So that

52:48

means he's well liked in baseball if they

52:50

people people seem to look out for him

52:52

and make sure that he stays in The

52:54

game, you know what I mean? You'll for

52:56

him for the trajectory was on and then

52:58

the trajectory that changed and they people feel

53:00

bad about that Yeah, open them do

53:03

things that are I mean, it's

53:05

it's pitching adjacent. It's it's in the realm.

53:07

He's aware of so that's yeah That's that's

53:09

what I'm saying. So it's something that you

53:11

know That's how it works

53:13

in baseball. Basically that the jobs go to

53:16

guys who are well liked Yeah,

53:18

you hang out with guys there your teammates then

53:20

they get jobs in front offices and they hire

53:22

guys They like you know what I mean? That's

53:24

why they want to work with a guy who's

53:26

baseball philosophies They talked out the dugout and they

53:28

he agrees they agree with them. Yeah, it's that's

53:31

how you get it It's all you know, circle.

53:33

You can see that you can see that as

53:35

like personalities are likable and liked by the organization

53:37

But there's also the guys that are loved

53:39

by fans and they just get work because the

53:41

fans like to see they want to see them

53:43

Yeah, yeah, and that's the other thing about baseball.

53:46

It's also a game of attrition. It's a long

53:48

season, right? Right hundred sixty two games.

53:50

These guys are to get it's not like these

53:52

guys are together every fucking day for like

53:54

eight months You know what I mean? So a lot of

53:57

it has to do with do you like

53:59

this person? they get along, harmony

54:01

is a much bigger deal in

54:03

baseball because you need it every single day.

54:07

Sure. So it's a big deal.

54:09

People despise fans, despise Matt Williams as like

54:11

a complete dick, but he was a third

54:13

base coach forever. Yeah, because

54:15

the players like him. Afterwards, because the players like

54:17

him, right? No, the players love him. Rod said

54:20

when they played for San Francisco was him and

54:22

Matt Williams and like two other guys that would

54:24

sit in the fucking, in the clubhouse after games

54:26

for two hours just drinking beer and talking about

54:28

baseball. They just played baseball all day. They just

54:30

did all this and they just sit around talking

54:32

about baseball. They were that into baseball. That's

54:35

why they like him. So April 6th, 2005. Okay.

54:40

He's driving, Matt is,

54:42

cruising along. He rear ends a car

54:44

that was at a red light. Okay.

54:47

Nothing. So rear ends a stopped

54:49

vehicle here. That car is

54:52

then pushed into a pedestrian who was

54:54

in the crosswalk and knocks

54:56

them over and hurts their knee pretty bad. He

54:58

was moving them. Yes. So

55:02

he is going to plead guilty to drunken

55:05

driving later on. He's going to be sentenced to some

55:07

jail time and all that, but that's

55:09

not the fun part. Okay. No.

55:12

His blood alcohol was more than twice the legal limit. That's

55:15

not fun at all here, obviously. He

55:17

also left the scene of the accident. Oh,

55:19

Matt. So bashed into somebody who bashed into a

55:21

pedestrian. There's a pedestrian laying on the ground in

55:24

the crosswalk, a car with a fucked up rear

55:26

end and he pulls out and around and keeps

55:28

going. Bye.

55:31

How fucking away you guys. So

55:33

he's charged with DUI and hit and run at

55:36

this point, which are both felonies.

55:38

That's not great at all. Where

55:40

is this at? This is in

55:42

California here. Okay. Yeah. He,

55:45

wow. The other thing that he did,

55:47

which is interesting, is he didn't get a breathalyzer

55:49

until three hours later because that's when they finally

55:51

caught up with him and it was still twice

55:54

the legal limit, over twice the legal limit. He

55:57

was shit out. Three hours later. My

56:00

god. And he probably went and started drinking water

56:02

and eating fucking bread and stuff. And it's still...

56:05

Imagine how shitfaced he was when he ran into

56:07

this person. Doesn't... Wow.

56:12

It makes sense why he didn't see the car

56:14

or whatever. Right. Yeah, he was driving a sport

56:16

utility vehicle, driving an SUV. It's 9.50 p.m. So

56:19

you can see taillights in front of you. He

56:22

has a red light at Villa

56:24

Serena and Santa Margarita Parkway in

56:26

Rancho Santa Margarita. And...

56:31

They hit an un... The pedestrian was

56:33

a 31-year-old unidentified man. I

56:36

guess he didn't drive away. He started... He just got

56:38

out of the car and started walking away, Matt. Oh,

56:41

he left the car. Yeah, so somebody had to go,

56:43

like, track him down and, like, oh, no, no, no, no,

56:45

no. Come back. He's eating it. He threw it in the

56:47

gutter and was, I'll buy another. Oh, yeah. That's what he

56:49

did. So they bring

56:51

him... They bring him back, right? Yeah. Picture him

56:54

wanting... Because, I mean, he's been dinged in the

56:56

head. Now he's shitfaced, too. Right. He's drunk and

56:58

with a head injury, stumbling off some sort of...

57:00

Somewhere. So they bring him back and

57:02

say, no, you got to stick around. So then the

57:04

sheriff's deputies arrive and they're like, where the fuck did

57:06

that guy go? He took off again. Whenever

57:09

nobody was looking, he just walked off. He

57:12

walked off. So then they had to go find his

57:14

ass and he wasn't arrested till 1 a.m. So

57:18

you imagine how shitfaced he was. I

57:21

imagine you'd just run the plate and be like,

57:23

go to that address. Yeah, he wasn't near. He

57:25

just wandered off somewhere. He was probably hiding behind

57:27

a bush sitting down. So,

57:29

yeah, he's a bit of a mess here. So,

57:32

oh, by the way, 2005 in June is when

57:34

his son is drafted by the Oakland A's in

57:36

the 36th round. His

57:38

career minor league stats are this, his

57:40

son. 214 batting average, 244 batting

57:42

average, 235, and then 223. All

57:48

high... He made it to high A ball

57:50

is the highest he made it to. And

57:52

then he's done. So the

57:55

best part is about him... We'll

57:58

talk more about Matt Kiyo's drink. later because it's

58:00

gonna come back. It's gonna

58:02

come back. He's gonna have a fun court appearance that

58:04

we're gonna talk about for a while because it's fucking

58:09

funny. So March 21st 2006, Real Housewives of Orange County premieres.

58:17

Get out of here. Yep, and she

58:19

is on the show. His wife is on

58:21

it. His wife is on the show. In

58:24

the first episode, Gina's son,

58:26

Jenna's son Shane, their kid, faces

58:29

the stress of high school graduation

58:31

in the baseball draft where he

58:33

feels pressured to become the third-generation

58:35

Kiyo to play pro baseball. Shane's

58:37

sister Kara feels the sting of sibling

58:40

rivalry and things get ugly when she

58:42

demands a new car. That's

58:45

a show that people watched. People

58:48

turned that on and said, oh I want to

58:50

watch a fucking teenager demand a new car. And

58:53

another one trying to make the majors.

58:55

Yeah, the other one talking about the

58:58

stress of high school graduation. Well

59:00

she demands a car. Well one other

59:03

one demands a car. Demands

59:05

a car. A new

59:07

car. Not just a car, a new car. A

59:09

new one. I don't think that sounds like she

59:11

already has a car. Probably has

59:14

one. That

59:17

is gross. That's a show. Oh,

59:19

so relatable. That show has been

59:21

on for 17 years. How the

59:23

fuck is that still going? With

59:25

plot lines like that. What

59:27

the fuck? They figured out somewhere between

59:29

then and now that if in the

59:31

middle of a kid bitching about a

59:33

new car and another kid doing this,

59:35

if one of the ladies just throws

59:37

wine on another one, then people will

59:39

watch it. You can come back another time. That's

59:42

what it is. It's literally what they figured out.

59:44

When rich ladies throw

59:46

wine at each other, everybody wants to watch it for

59:48

some fucking reason. I guess the

59:50

morbid curiosity of how the rich live

59:53

is what's getting people to tune into

59:55

that shit, right? What

59:57

ridiculous wasteful shit are they doing? I

1:00:00

think that was gotta be that's the original I

1:00:02

guess look at it But then when you watch

1:00:04

it you go none of this is real so

1:00:06

this is right. It's not it. This is all

1:00:08

scripted This is all broke But

1:00:11

you see this is their house. You know I

1:00:13

mean ooh, they drive a nice car This is

1:00:15

what it looks like when they have a party to

1:00:17

the hill fancy bitches Like

1:00:19

everybody else right they're more fancy than we

1:00:22

are appearance wise but they do

1:00:24

the same white trash hillbilly bullshit that I do

1:00:26

I and a lot of

1:00:28

this is like very intricate like plotting

1:00:31

between Women like oh so and so is

1:00:33

having a party, but she didn't invite this

1:00:35

one because last she Did

1:00:39

something with one of the towels in the bathroom

1:00:41

and put it askew and so now I'm gonna

1:00:43

stab I'm gonna have a party myself that same

1:00:45

night No, let's see who shows up and then

1:00:47

they have to court, you know get the

1:00:49

parts like what are you? What are we watching?

1:00:52

court guests court Vendors to bring the

1:00:54

fucking fondue pot bring it yeah, I'll

1:00:56

send not her fuck I've

1:00:58

never seen the Real Housewives of Orange. I

1:01:00

have any this is I assume I've seen

1:01:03

like a little bit of the Potomac

1:01:06

one I've seen that really yeah,

1:01:08

that's black ladies. That's black ladies arguing with

1:01:10

each other. That's fuckers. I'm Erwin It's

1:01:12

Marilyn. Yeah, it's DC, Maryland. So that's that's that's

1:01:14

black ladies who are mad at each other That's

1:01:16

fun shit cuz they at least their arguments are

1:01:18

fucking interesting. You know what I mean? They're not

1:01:20

like At least

1:01:22

they're funny, you know what I'm saying like

1:01:25

they have personality under unlike these like fucking

1:01:27

plastic California ladies

1:01:29

bug-eyed. Yeah eyebrows Touching

1:01:33

their cheekbones. It's gross. I hate it

1:01:35

so much Sarah put on

1:01:37

the Utah one one time Oh like

1:01:39

City one and it's just a bunch

1:01:41

of Mormon women talking about like it's

1:01:44

so boring dude They're all Mormons and

1:01:46

owing it's so fucking boring. Yeah, they're

1:01:48

all boring. So anyway, yeah April

1:01:51

18th 2006 so

1:01:53

a month later on tonight's episode

1:01:55

Jenna's son Colton breaks his hand

1:01:57

in a fight about drugs What

1:02:00

i'd like to know what happened there was it

1:02:02

doing my arm fighting for drugs.

1:02:06

Fight for your right to do drugs with

1:02:08

the fight for against them what you want

1:02:10

somebody stole his drugs and he put them

1:02:12

in the back he stole some drugs from

1:02:14

somebody else by punching them what happened how

1:02:16

do you break over those

1:02:18

are my drugs and he started talking people

1:02:21

i don't know. December

1:02:24

14 2007 here

1:02:26

this is from a TMC

1:02:28

here okay what is

1:02:30

going on this is the movie channel

1:02:33

no TMZ not TMZ. Oh

1:02:35

TMZ okay. Yeah the TMZ cameras

1:02:38

caught Shane Keogh the

1:02:40

quote hot son of Jenna and

1:02:42

baseball player Matt Keogh from Real

1:02:44

Housewives last night making out with

1:02:47

some check here. Oh

1:02:50

some random approached him and asked him if

1:02:52

he was K fed Kevin

1:02:54

Federline. And

1:02:57

he said yes and they said

1:02:59

well most people would take offense Shane actually embraced

1:03:01

it and was proud to be called K fed.

1:03:06

Yes I am let's fuck. Oh

1:03:08

my god that is holy shit it's better

1:03:10

than are you on that show where your

1:03:13

mom drinks wine and throws at other ladies.

1:03:15

Where you fought for drugs? Jesus where your

1:03:17

brother fought for drugs that was the Colton

1:03:20

the other one. Oh the other one yeah.

1:03:22

So December 20

1:03:25

2007 this article is funny reality has

1:03:27

set in for Real Housewives of Orange

1:03:29

County husband Matt Keogh. Oh no

1:03:31

now he's not even

1:03:33

ex major league baseball player Matt

1:03:36

Keogh he's yeah a real fucking

1:03:38

husband of Real Housewives. The next

1:03:40

line says the former MLB star.

1:03:43

Oh no second credit.

1:03:45

Second credit first credit is my wife

1:03:48

throws wine on ladies on television. Wow

1:03:53

well he's arrested again. Yeah

1:03:56

here he's arrested in Newport

1:03:58

Beach after officers. Found

1:04:00

him drinking at the bar at the local

1:04:02

Marriott hotel which violates his probation He's not

1:04:04

supposed to be doing that not supposed to

1:04:07

be drinking So he had pleaded

1:04:09

guilty to felony DUI charges in 2005 and

1:04:11

now he is uh, you know Not

1:04:14

doing well here and that's fascinating because you

1:04:16

know, the cops weren't looking for him if

1:04:18

he was drinking He's probably causing a problem.

1:04:20

Somebody called them. Yeah Probably

1:04:23

like he's not supposed to be drinking guys

1:04:25

shouldn't be causing a scene like he's doing

1:04:27

He's either drunk or has a head injury

1:04:29

or both. We can't figure it out We're

1:04:32

not sure we're not sure what's going on here So

1:04:35

the terms of his probation was he's not

1:04:37

to consume any alcohol none at all. Not

1:04:39

not supposed to be drunk He's supposed to

1:04:41

be a fucking, you know sober as a

1:04:44

monk here So yeah, the cops arrested him

1:04:46

after a cop recognized him and knew he's

1:04:48

not supposed to be drinking That's

1:04:50

what you know, you're a problem That

1:04:53

is very When

1:04:56

we in a quarterback did the same

1:04:58

shit Yeah, when cop individual cops just

1:05:00

walking by happen to know the terms

1:05:02

of your probation Hey,

1:05:04

he's not that's Matt. He's not supposed to be drinking You

1:05:08

know, you're not supposed to be drinking that's

1:05:10

fucking Oh

1:05:13

my god, yeah, the the Lieutenant

1:05:16

said the officers recognized him They know he's

1:05:18

not supposed to have alcohol and they arrested

1:05:21

him even a sip of alcohol would be

1:05:23

enough to violate his probation Yeah

1:05:26

Holy shit. Yeah

1:05:29

this assume I've seen like

1:05:32

a little bit of the Potomac

1:05:34

one I've seen that really? Yeah,

1:05:36

that's black ladies. That's black ladies arguing with each

1:05:38

other. That's fucking Maryland. It's Maryland Yeah, it's DC,

1:05:41

Maryland. So that's that's that's black ladies who are

1:05:43

mad at each other That's fun shit cuz they

1:05:45

at least their arguments are fucking interesting. You know

1:05:47

what I mean? They're not like At

1:05:51

least they're funny, you know what I'm saying?

1:05:53

Like they have personality under unlike these like

1:05:55

fucking plastic California ladies

1:05:58

bug-eyed. Yeah eyebrows,

1:06:01

touching their cheekbones. It's gross. I hate

1:06:03

it so much. Well then, Sarah put

1:06:05

on the Utah one one time, the

1:06:07

Lake City one, and it's just a

1:06:09

bunch of Mormon women talking about, like,

1:06:12

it's so boring, dude. They're all Mormons. It's

1:06:15

so fucking boring, yeah. They're all boring.

1:06:17

So anyway. April

1:06:20

18th, 2006, so a month later,

1:06:22

on tonight's episode, Jenna's son, Colton,

1:06:24

breaks his hand in a fight

1:06:27

about drugs. What? I'd

1:06:29

like to know what happened there. Was the kid doing drugs? Yeah,

1:06:31

was he fighting for them? Was he fighting for drugs? Fight

1:06:35

for your right to do drugs? What was he doing?

1:06:37

He was fighting for or against them. What'd you want?

1:06:39

Somebody stole his drugs and he punched them and took

1:06:41

it back. He stole some drugs from somebody else by

1:06:43

punching them. What happened? How'd he break his...

1:06:46

He was fighting over drugs. Those are my drugs! And

1:06:48

he started stalking people. I

1:06:50

don't know. December 14th, 2007, here, this is

1:06:52

from TMC here. Okay.

1:06:58

What is going on? This is... The

1:07:01

movie channel? No, TMZ, not

1:07:03

TMZ. Oh, TMZ, okay. Yeah. The

1:07:06

TMZ cameras caught Shane Keough, the,

1:07:08

quote, hot son of Jenna and

1:07:10

baseball player Matt Keough from Real

1:07:13

Housewives last night, making out with

1:07:16

some check here. Oh.

1:07:19

Some random approached him and asked him if

1:07:21

he was K-Fed. Kevin Federline.

1:07:23

He was like, what? And

1:07:25

he said yes. And

1:07:27

they said, well, most people would take offense.

1:07:30

Shane actually embraced it and was proud to

1:07:32

be called K-Fed. Yes,

1:07:35

I am. What's fuck? Oh

1:07:37

my God. That is fucking

1:07:39

funny. Holy shit. It's better than, are you on

1:07:41

that show where your mom drinks wine and throws

1:07:43

it at other ladies? Where you

1:07:45

fought for drugs? Jesus. Where your brother fought for

1:07:48

drugs. That was the Colton, the other one. Oh,

1:07:50

the other one, yeah. So December 20th,

1:07:52

2007, this article's funny. The

1:07:55

reality has set in for Real Housewives of

1:07:57

Orange County husband Matt Keough. No.

1:08:00

Now he's not even

1:08:02

ex-Major League Baseball player, Matt Keough.

1:08:04

He's a fucking

1:08:06

husband of Real Lighthouse Wives. The

1:08:08

next line says the former MLB

1:08:10

star. Oh no.

1:08:12

Second credit. Second

1:08:14

credit. First credit is, my wife

1:08:16

throws wine on ladies on television.

1:08:21

Wow. Well, he's arrested again. Yeah.

1:08:24

He's arrested in Newport Beach

1:08:27

after officers found him

1:08:29

drinking at the bar at the local Marriott

1:08:31

Hotel, which violates his probation. Yeah, he's not

1:08:33

supposed to be doing that. Not supposed to

1:08:35

be drinking. So he had

1:08:37

pleaded guilty to felony DUI charges

1:08:39

in 2005, and now he is

1:08:42

not doing well here. And that's fascinating because you

1:08:45

know the cops weren't looking for him if he

1:08:47

was drinking. He's probably causing a problem. Somebody

1:08:49

called them. Yeah.

1:08:51

Probably. He's not supposed to

1:08:53

be drinking. A guy shouldn't be causing a

1:08:55

scene like he's doing. He's either drunk or

1:08:57

has a head injury or both. We can't

1:08:59

figure it out. We're not sure. We're not

1:09:02

sure what's going on here. So

1:09:04

the terms of his probation was that he's not to

1:09:06

consume any alcohol. None at all. Not

1:09:08

supposed to be drunk. He's supposed to be a

1:09:10

fucking sober as a

1:09:12

monk here. So the cops arrested him after

1:09:15

a cop recognized him and knew he's not

1:09:17

supposed to be drinking. That's

1:09:19

when you know you're a problem. Yeah.

1:09:22

He was very... We

1:09:25

had a quarterback. He did the same shit. Yeah. When

1:09:28

individual cops just walking by happen to

1:09:30

know the terms of your probation. Hey,

1:09:32

he's not... That's Matt. He's

1:09:34

not supposed to be drinking. He's not supposed to have drinks, Matt. Matt,

1:09:36

you know you're not supposed to be drinking. That's

1:09:39

fucking insane. Get in the car,

1:09:41

Matt. Oh my God. Yeah. The

1:09:45

lieutenant said the officers recognized him. They know

1:09:47

he's not supposed to have alcohol, and they

1:09:49

arrested him. Even a sip of alcohol would

1:09:51

be enough to violate his probation. Holy

1:09:56

shit. Yeah. This

1:09:58

is the problem, though. He

1:10:01

had just gotten out of jail because

1:10:04

seven weeks earlier or he spent seven

1:10:06

weeks in jail He got

1:10:09

out on December 12th and then gets

1:10:11

re-arrested on December 20th The

1:10:13

reason why he went to jail was

1:10:15

violating his probation for getting drunk at

1:10:17

his home So

1:10:23

yeah, he

1:10:25

goes to dude you don't go to the Marriott

1:10:27

in the town you live unless you're

1:10:29

hiding That's like the

1:10:32

place you you get you get some anonymity

1:10:34

because nobody nobody knows anybody there

1:10:36

You're fucking a woman who's not your wife Yeah,

1:10:38

or you're getting drunk when you're not supposed to

1:10:40

and no one knows who I am and a

1:10:42

cop walks by and sees him Which

1:10:45

is fucking crazy? Yep

1:10:48

at home that was a probation officer

1:10:50

did a surprise popping on I'm

1:10:54

not drunk. I'm fine. I got here

1:10:56

ahead a while ago. It's okay Wow

1:11:01

the family released a statement

1:11:04

the Kio family asks that the media

1:11:06

Please leave the family alone while they

1:11:09

work to get Matt the help he

1:11:11

needs to defeat this unfortunate disease Do

1:11:14

you want our attention or don't you yeah,

1:11:16

you're on a reality show right? Hey Don't

1:11:18

leave us alone except for this Thursday when

1:11:20

you have to tune into the Real Housewives

1:11:22

And I'm gonna throw wine on a lady.

1:11:24

Yeah, did we find out if my

1:11:26

son gets drafted or not? My

1:11:28

son gets drafted. How's my hand my

1:11:31

son's fighting hands for drugs? It did

1:11:33

my daughter get that car And

1:11:36

will that wine come out of that lady's

1:11:39

blouse? These are what we're handling and into

1:11:41

my husband's liver Oh my

1:11:43

god Jesus fucking Christ,

1:11:45

so he was originally supposed to

1:11:47

go for a hearing on the

1:11:49

probation violation charges that week But

1:11:51

they since he got arrested again,

1:11:53

they had to delay it to

1:11:55

January He admits that he

1:11:57

was drinking wine in the hotel in court

1:12:00

here. That's fucking

1:12:02

funny. Yeah wine I guess yeah and

1:12:05

he gets you sir they fuck off

1:12:07

180 days in jail. Okay.

1:12:10

Here so yeah that's fucking fun. That's

1:12:12

six fucking months man. That's six months

1:12:14

yeah I mean he blew it hard

1:12:16

though let's be honest here I mean

1:12:19

he probably wouldn't have got that just to drinking

1:12:21

at home but then getting out and eight days

1:12:23

later going out to drink more and did he have

1:12:25

his car with him? Right how'd you get

1:12:28

there? The other thing I'd like to know so

1:12:31

yeah the TMZ spokesman TMZ spoke

1:12:33

with the Orange County Sheriff's Department

1:12:35

spokesman who confirmed that Matt was

1:12:37

arrested yes and they said that

1:12:40

Matt's family are working together to get Matt

1:12:42

into a treatment center to obtain the help

1:12:44

he needs so even the cops are chilling

1:12:46

for him. Yeah. Even

1:12:48

they're fucking chilling for him. Somebody help this

1:12:51

fucking man. February 10th 2009 on tonight's

1:12:54

episode of Real Housewives of Orange

1:12:56

County. Yeah. Jenna and her daughter

1:12:59

Cara drive up to Berkeley to

1:13:01

move Cara into her apartment her

1:13:04

apartment at college and find

1:13:06

themselves strangers among among the

1:13:09

quote bums and hippies. Berkeley

1:13:15

especially is kind

1:13:17

of known for hippies a little bit a little

1:13:20

drop just a touch of hippieism up

1:13:22

there. Right. You think in Berkeley? Yeah.

1:13:25

For fuck's sake that's been what they've done there for less 55

1:13:27

60 years or so Vietnam

1:13:29

protest. Head up to the

1:13:31

Heyd Ashbury area. There's

1:13:34

no hippies there anymore. There's junkies but no

1:13:36

hippies. They

1:13:38

used to be hippies. Yeah. Turned into

1:13:40

junkies. They're going hard now. Oh

1:13:43

my god so that's what they're that's the

1:13:45

big oh no what do we do this

1:13:48

girl's having the easiest fucking ride

1:13:50

into college possible but there's hippies

1:13:52

around god forbid. 2009 it's

1:13:55

a lot of guys with mustache. That's all

1:13:57

it is. Yeah. They're hipsters probably more than

1:13:59

hip. Like

1:14:02

for the mother to go, hey, you know what

1:14:04

you can do? You can get a fucking job

1:14:06

and go to community college and drive a 10-year-old

1:14:08

Toyota Corolla like every fucking other kid your age

1:14:10

or shut the fuck up and enjoy. Live

1:14:13

above my garage and shut your fucking

1:14:15

mouth. You spoiled bitch. You know what

1:14:17

this fucking apartment costs a month? Right.

1:14:20

Asshole. So August 15th,

1:14:23

oh Jesus, August 15th,

1:14:27

2009, he runs a

1:14:29

stop sign about a quarter mile from his

1:14:31

home. Why

1:14:33

is he allowed to drive? He shouldn't be allowed to

1:14:35

drive, I don't think. A

1:14:37

sobriety test and

1:14:40

blood alcohol tests determined his

1:14:42

alcohol level was, buckle up

1:14:44

for this shit, .30. Man,

1:14:46

why? .30, that's about four times

1:14:49

the legal limit. How

1:14:55

did he start the car? Dude, that is... That's

1:14:57

Amdog. Yeah. That is

1:14:59

fucked up. I don't care who you are. Boy,

1:15:01

oh boy. Some people go .12, I'm not fucked

1:15:03

up. .30, you

1:15:06

are fucked up. You're hammered. Yeah.

1:15:08

That is messed up. Wow, that

1:15:10

is something else. In 2009 or 2012? In

1:15:14

2009. Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:17

You can get a ride by then. Oh my

1:15:19

God, that's... Dude, there's fucking, yeah, there's rides

1:15:22

in the ridesharing. Cabs, cabs are there. Get

1:15:24

a cab. Dude, what are

1:15:26

you doing? .30, this is your life. And it's

1:15:28

not like it's going to go under the radar,

1:15:30

no one will know. Your wife's on fucking TV

1:15:32

every week. Everyone knows

1:15:34

about this. And you've got several unbelievable

1:15:37

high-profile interactions

1:15:39

with police after alcohol already. So

1:15:42

I guess, yeah. And I find

1:15:44

it probably a little curious, honestly.

1:15:47

Something tells me if we can get a hold of his detailed,

1:15:50

of his police record. He

1:15:52

probably had DUIs before 2005.

1:15:55

We just didn't know about it because his

1:15:57

wife was on a fucking reality TV show

1:15:59

where TMZ would report. husband of reality star

1:16:02

like It wouldn't have been real

1:16:04

big news that some relief pitcher hasn't pitched in

1:16:07

the major league since fucking You

1:16:10

know got a DUI that cares

1:16:12

rambled in 1992 Yeah,

1:16:15

so they postpone a court sentencing

1:16:18

because his attorney determined he was

1:16:21

too drunk to report ah Too

1:16:24

shit house to be here Literally

1:16:26

he can't come to get sentenced for

1:16:28

being shitfaced because he's too shitfaced He's

1:16:31

too drunk to stare a judge in the eye

1:16:34

Wow, he won't be able to sit in a

1:16:36

chair. He won't be able to fixate on you

1:16:38

judge. He'll be really So

1:16:41

he pleads guilty on July 20th or 12th 2010 to

1:16:43

felony DUI And

1:16:47

he is sent to the California

1:16:49

Institution for men in Chino for

1:16:52

a 90-day Diagnostic program

1:16:54

so mental health experts could determine if

1:16:56

he was eligible for probation or not

1:17:00

How fucked up are you is that they're

1:17:02

asking basically yeah? Wow,

1:17:04

that is amazing so then September

1:17:08

22nd 2009 Okay,

1:17:11

that was a the 15th. He ran the stop

1:17:13

sign September 22nd he is

1:17:15

charged with drunk driving again. Oh

1:17:18

my god So he gets

1:17:20

out of jail does his diagnostic they must have let

1:17:22

him out and then he gets picked up again How

1:17:25

many times has he driven drunk? How

1:17:27

many times he driven sober? Not

1:17:30

a lot I feel like oh and baseball

1:17:32

players used to do that kind of shit all the time

1:17:34

because All these guys books in like

1:17:37

the 70s and like the early 80s if you got pulled

1:17:39

over you just go hey I get you some tickets to

1:17:41

the ballgame in the shops to be like yeah Sure, then

1:17:43

we have an autograph for my kid, and they let you

1:17:45

go yeah that shit doesn't happen anymore, so If

1:17:49

it didn't happen La Russa wouldn't have

1:17:51

tried at that one time you know I made

1:17:53

one he got arrested like what eight times for

1:17:55

the he'll be An episode he got arrested yes,

1:17:57

so many DY's Tony La Russa, holy shit Oh

1:17:59

my God, he's the king of them. I don't

1:18:01

think he's been allowed to drive since the fucking

1:18:03

eighties. I think he's been banned from

1:18:06

driving for decades. It was very recent that

1:18:08

he got the, you know what I mean?

1:18:10

He's had so many lures. He's famous for

1:18:12

them. Oh yeah, absolutely. And if it didn't

1:18:14

work, then we wouldn't know that he tried

1:18:16

it. Absolutely. Yeah. He wouldn't

1:18:18

have, he wouldn't have been like, I'll give it

1:18:20

one shot. And he keeps doing it. I've heard

1:18:23

this works. Oh my God.

1:18:25

So November 19th, 2009. On

1:18:29

tonight's episode of Real Housewives of Orange

1:18:31

County, Jenna Keough

1:18:33

makes the gut wrenching decision to,

1:18:35

okay, I'm going to leave it up.

1:18:37

What does everyone think the gut wrenching decision is going to be

1:18:39

for her? So her home

1:18:42

and, uh, live in a smaller home

1:18:44

because she doesn't have any money. Nope.

1:18:47

Uh, the gut wrenching decision to

1:18:49

not to, you know, stop

1:18:52

doing a reality show and concentrate on

1:18:54

helping your family or whatever, know it

1:18:56

to pull back from spending so much

1:18:58

time with the housewives in

1:19:00

order to concentrate more on, not

1:19:03

her family, her real estate

1:19:05

business. Which

1:19:12

is struggling in the sagging economy of 2009.

1:19:14

Not a good time to be a real estate agent. But

1:19:17

she wants to put all that effort into

1:19:19

it. Really double redouble her efforts. Pump

1:19:22

it in there. On shit that nobody's

1:19:24

buying. Okay. Oh my God. Oh,

1:19:28

she also want to start really, uh, getting

1:19:31

into the reevaluation of her Beanie baby collection.

1:19:33

She's going to check that out. She's got

1:19:35

a lot of those. She

1:19:38

invested so much in Hummel figurines. They're

1:19:41

going to be worth something someday. So,

1:19:45

but I mean, I guess that's a good thing

1:19:47

to do because it turned around in California eventually

1:19:49

pretty quickly and whatever. So July of

1:19:51

2010. All right. It's

1:19:53

court for Matt. He plans to,

1:19:55

they've become an agreement to enter a

1:19:57

guilty plea with

1:19:59

no. No guarantees on punishment. So

1:20:02

a plea that has no ... He's

1:20:04

just entering it basically mercy of the court.

1:20:06

Mercy, please help. Because holy shit, obviously I'm

1:20:09

a disaster. So he

1:20:11

does this. He

1:20:14

shows up at court. His

1:20:16

attorney says he's too drunk. Don't come

1:20:18

in here. Sends him away. Again, this

1:20:20

happened again now. Oh my

1:20:22

God. Tells him to stop. Go

1:20:24

away. He's begging for mercy, hammered?

1:20:27

Hammered. Oh my God. Then

1:20:30

he comes back to court for

1:20:32

the second time, now another hearing,

1:20:34

they reschedule, and

1:20:37

he showed up again and his

1:20:39

attorney said he still smelled of

1:20:41

alcohol on another appearance. But

1:20:44

was quote, sober enough to enter

1:20:46

a plea. They

1:20:49

can't get him sober. They just got to

1:20:51

get him in court sober enough to say

1:20:53

gillsy to a judge. Yeah. It's

1:20:56

five letters, man. That is

1:20:58

wild. Six. Sorry. He

1:21:00

can't go to court sober? How do you not

1:21:02

... This is your livelihood, man. How do you

1:21:04

not go to a judge and take this dead

1:21:06

ass serious? That's

1:21:09

not even a point of trying

1:21:11

to just be a good person. That tells

1:21:13

me his chemical dependency is so much that if

1:21:15

he did come in sober, he'd look like he's

1:21:17

having a seizure. He'd be shaking and throwing

1:21:19

up on the floor. Yeah. He

1:21:22

needs that to even out probably. Right.

1:21:24

Holy shit. On

1:21:26

October 14th, 2010, the

1:21:29

judge here, not too thrilled with him obviously, his

1:21:32

lawyer said he had

1:21:34

a good career as a baseball player

1:21:36

and was affected by low self-esteem and

1:21:38

losing his family. That's

1:21:40

what the ... I would also put it, he's

1:21:42

been hitting the head and not ... He's a

1:21:44

little loopy up there, but they didn't put that

1:21:46

in there. Yeah, I would just give the low

1:21:48

self-esteem and be like, the man had a traumatic

1:21:51

head injury. Yeah, he had a bad brain injury.

1:21:53

His wife here, the Real Housewives lady, asked the

1:21:55

judge to give her husband probation. Give

1:21:57

him probation. She said he'll have a strong ...

1:22:00

support network here, including their two college-age

1:22:02

sons who live at home, we'll all

1:22:04

keep an eye on them. Everyone

1:22:08

else. The worst people for an alcoholic

1:22:10

to be around is two college-age boys.

1:22:12

No, no. They're going to keep

1:22:14

an eye on them. Everything's fine. They're going to make

1:22:16

sure there's no booze anywhere. A fucking...

1:22:20

A washed-out baseball prospect and a

1:22:22

college kid. They're going to make

1:22:24

sure everything's fine. A baseball product.

1:22:27

Two guys that find new ways

1:22:29

to drink alcohol every day. Every

1:22:33

day. Holy shit. His

1:22:35

lawyer told the judge that he's not a threat to

1:22:38

society, which I beg to differ. If

1:22:40

you're driving around with a .30 fucking

1:22:42

blood alcohol level, you are a threat

1:22:45

to society, motherfucker. And that is after

1:22:47

hitting a vehicle and a

1:22:50

pedestrian and then leaving. And then leaving,

1:22:52

wandering off. Dangerous. He

1:22:55

said, get probation. Come on. What

1:22:57

are we doing here? Evaluators

1:22:59

at Chino were actually split

1:23:02

here. One psychiatrist thought

1:23:04

that he should get a prison sentence

1:23:06

and another counselor recommended

1:23:11

probation. So the judge says, well,

1:23:13

I'll... Let's see here. You,

1:23:15

sir, may fuck off a

1:23:17

year in jail. A

1:23:20

year he gets here. And

1:23:22

three months probation as well. Okay.

1:23:26

Here, they said that he'll end up

1:23:28

serving about three or four months of

1:23:30

the time because he was already given

1:23:32

194 days of credit for

1:23:34

time served while he was sitting waiting

1:23:36

for all this because they couldn't let him out because

1:23:38

he'd have been shitfaced again. Yeah.

1:23:41

The judge said, I don't think taxpayers need to

1:23:43

pay any more for him. He doesn't need to

1:23:45

be in the prison system for any longer. And

1:23:49

he's had a lot of problems here,

1:23:51

obviously. His

1:23:53

wife again told the judge that his

1:23:56

driving drunk was a stupid infraction and

1:23:59

that she wasn't aware of it. that he had started drinking

1:24:01

again. Are you kidding me? Again?

1:24:03

I don't think he's kidding. Again? I

1:24:06

mean, when did he stop? She said he's not a

1:24:08

threat to society at all. I

1:24:11

think he certainly is. So

1:24:14

February 9, 2014, it's a banner day on the

1:24:16

Real Housewives of Orange County. What

1:24:23

happened? As Cara Kio, who

1:24:25

grew up right before our eyes on

1:24:27

the Real Housewives of Orange County, is

1:24:30

now a married woman. Oh. Oh

1:24:32

boy. She said, I do.

1:24:35

I'm reading from this article to NFL

1:24:37

player Kyle Bosworth. Right. Wow.

1:24:40

It was so perfect. She gushed. Best

1:24:42

day ever. Best

1:24:45

day ever. Holy shit. The

1:24:47

ceremony, as well as the reception, took place

1:24:49

at Real Housewife Mom's

1:24:51

House. Of course, yeah. Guests feasted

1:24:54

on In-N-Out Burger and Barbecue. What?

1:24:57

Ugh. Get it together, people. I

1:25:00

know everybody loves In-N-Out Burger. That's not wedding. I thought

1:25:02

she was doing well. Yeah. What's going

1:25:04

on here? The Real Estate Business is hurting, sweetheart.

1:25:06

I'm telling you, it's bad. So much for best

1:25:08

day ever. This is how bad it is. It's

1:25:10

very rough. Yeah. They said

1:25:12

that she had a big thing. Her bridesmaids

1:25:15

included soccer star Alex Morgan.

1:25:19

Okay. Look who that is. Yeah,

1:25:21

whatever. He said, oh, my

1:25:24

beautiful wife, perfect day, love. That's

1:25:27

what she said. So, yeah,

1:25:29

they're very excited. November 15, 2019,

1:25:33

Jenna says that she's finally signed

1:25:35

her divorce papers 16 years

1:25:37

after separating. They've been

1:25:40

married this whole time. Yep. Since

1:25:43

2003, she's been hanging on. Yep.

1:25:46

She apparently, by this time, is a successful

1:25:48

real estate agent. Yeah. She

1:25:51

was on five seasons of The Real Housewives, by

1:25:53

the way. Can you imagine being

1:25:55

like, I bought this house for my housewife?

1:26:00

people quote people magazine

1:26:02

who if you listen to

1:26:04

your stupid opinions you'll know why

1:26:06

Jimmy's laughing people are very angry

1:26:08

at that magazine seriously listen people

1:26:10

were forced to read this article

1:26:12

force motherfuckers as they read it

1:26:14

I didn't ask for this meanwhile

1:26:17

there's some poor people sitting in their houses

1:26:19

going what's going on with Jenna Keough I

1:26:22

have not got my people in six months somebody

1:26:25

tell me somebody else is getting four issues a

1:26:27

month going I didn't ask for any of these

1:26:29

I never ordered them they sent me four a

1:26:31

month Trisha Yearwood's got

1:26:33

a pot of boyo

1:26:36

puppies. Man

1:26:40

so she said this quote

1:26:42

he'd been asking for a

1:26:44

divorce for years and I felt like he

1:26:46

was well enough to let him go I

1:26:49

didn't divorce him because he wasn't well enough

1:26:52

to be divorced for me pardon

1:26:55

I got a feeling he's still not

1:26:57

well enough Wow she

1:26:59

also said that quote he's engaged

1:27:01

to someone I think he wants

1:27:03

to get married again so it's

1:27:05

like okay he's

1:27:08

getting remarried so he's not

1:27:11

even divorced and he's already engaged to somebody

1:27:13

well she said quote we haven't been together

1:27:15

in probably 15 or 20

1:27:17

years so he's been single he's been

1:27:19

on his own but now he's already engaged to

1:27:21

somebody well she said quote we haven't been together

1:27:23

in probably 15 or 20

1:27:26

years so he's been single he's

1:27:28

been on his own but now he's ready to

1:27:30

get married it was hard I'm from Wisconsin I'm

1:27:32

a fighter you don't let go of things those

1:27:35

sound like complete non sequiturs together I'm a

1:27:37

fighter you don't let go of

1:27:40

this Wisconsin known for fighting

1:27:42

they're known for not fighting

1:27:44

right they're

1:27:48

known as a mild-mannered people up there

1:27:50

aren't they they're very chill they're

1:27:53

very chill I'm a fighter that's that

1:27:55

famous Wisconsin attitude that everybody talks about

1:28:00

He's got a real attitude on him. He thinks

1:28:02

he's from fucking Madison or something. That's

1:28:04

why he's ... Maybe

1:28:08

that's why she likes him so much. She's just

1:28:10

used to people smelling like that. Yeah, that's what

1:28:12

it is. She's like, ah, it smells just like

1:28:14

my childhood basement. The smell

1:28:16

of beer farts. I love it. Ah, beer

1:28:18

farts. She

1:28:21

said, though, that definitely

1:28:24

it's been different since 1992.

1:28:27

She said he prefers the company of himself. He's been

1:28:30

alone for a long time, so much so that he

1:28:32

wants to be remarried. Maybe he didn't like you.

1:28:34

Right. Yeah, all set. There's certainly

1:28:37

something, though, that he doesn't like. Yeah.

1:28:40

During the Real Housewives of Orange

1:28:42

County Bravo Con panel ... What?

1:28:45

They had a fucking Bravo Con

1:28:48

that would have all convention. You have to be shitting

1:28:50

me. These cons are the biggest thing where they just

1:28:53

have everybody come there and ... It's a con, all

1:28:55

right. It's a con. It's something's a con. Somebody's getting

1:28:57

cock. She said,

1:28:59

last week I signed the divorce papers. Fourteen

1:29:01

years later. We were really apart for our

1:29:03

27 married ... no, 32 married years. We

1:29:07

were apart for maybe 22. I

1:29:09

wanted to be there for him if he didn't have

1:29:11

a voice. I wanted to give him a voice. I

1:29:14

don't think it's half. Wow.

1:29:16

That would be hilarious. He is. It's

1:29:18

California. It's community property. Yeah, he's getting

1:29:20

half. Unless he just acquiesces and lets

1:29:23

her keep whatever she wants. That's possible.

1:29:26

She said, the judge has to sign it.

1:29:28

Maybe he did this week. I haven't heard.

1:29:30

We at least agreed to everything in properties

1:29:32

are all divided and everything's done. They agreed

1:29:35

to everything. They're not fighting about everything here,

1:29:37

which whatever I have now, we haven't

1:29:39

been together for 15 years. Let's just say, whatever you have,

1:29:41

you have. Whatever I have, I have. What are we fucking

1:29:43

talking about here? That's what they did because he's a man

1:29:46

and he'll just do that. It

1:29:48

stops. I don't want to deal with this anymore. Yeah,

1:29:50

I don't want to do this anymore. Plus he's

1:29:52

lazy. He's like, I'm shit-faced. I don't have time to

1:29:55

read all these paperworks and shit. Talk to lawyers

1:29:57

and stuff. You take what

1:29:59

you got. And I'll keep what I

1:30:01

got and we We fight

1:30:03

as an pedestrian

1:30:24

Grand Theft Auto style. I

1:30:26

hate laughing at it so much who's so serious,

1:30:28

but that is so fucked up But

1:30:30

he did it at all fucking ridiculous. Yeah,

1:30:33

so Wow She

1:30:35

said yeah They spent a lot of time apart Cara

1:30:37

the daughter said my dad was on the road a

1:30:39

lot and my mom was always working So no one

1:30:41

was really at home when we got back from school

1:30:43

It was good to have the dogs there a familiar

1:30:45

face to come home to Why

1:30:48

yeah, she announced that she was

1:30:51

listing her home by the way

1:30:53

that year also her five-bedroom Six-bath

1:30:55

Orange County mansion listed for two

1:30:57

point nine million dollars Well,

1:31:01

that's impressive that's a place 2019

1:31:04

Okay, no before it spiked a

1:31:06

little bit before a kovat real estate craziness

1:31:08

and all that kind of shit She

1:31:11

said she was gonna split her time between the West

1:31:13

and the East Coast. Yeah, but not 2.9 with him

1:31:17

That's not with him though. I'm keeping that for me

1:31:20

Was what my time with the coast I gave him

1:31:23

a bottle of Thunderbird That's what he asked for the

1:31:25

divorce and he got it. I see he said it

1:31:27

was fine My daughter Cara

1:31:29

Bosworth and my beautiful grandbaby Decker

1:31:31

live in Jacksonville, Florida Oh god,

1:31:33

so I'm going he was flying

1:31:36

for the Jaguars. Yeah, so I'm

1:31:38

going to be bicoastal. Nope I

1:31:42

Get that technically ones on the East Coast

1:31:45

ones on the West Coast. You're not bicoastal

1:31:47

if one of your coasts is Jacksonville That's

1:31:51

not what that is That's

1:31:54

not an ocean that sometimes I live

1:31:56

in LA and sometimes I live in

1:31:58

Jacksonville. That's not I'm bicoastal at

1:32:02

all. Sometimes I live in LA,

1:32:04

other times I fight gators. Yeah,

1:32:06

I fight gators and fucking just

1:32:08

live in Navytown. At the public.

1:32:11

Holy shit. So I'm going to

1:32:13

be bicostal. That is really... That

1:32:16

is culture shock, going from Orange

1:32:19

County to fucking Jacksonville.

1:32:22

Wow. I mean, there's

1:32:24

oranges. Yeah, and I do not apologize

1:32:26

for anything we're saying about Jacksonville. It's

1:32:31

not a great place at all. Oh

1:32:33

my. She said Cara and Kyle are

1:32:36

expecting their second child as well. Oh

1:32:39

man, so they're expecting a second child and

1:32:41

Jenna said, I'm in the process of getting

1:32:43

licensed in Florida so I can flip houses

1:32:45

with Kyle Bosworth, my son-in-law. You're

1:32:48

not trying to start a reality show, are

1:32:50

you? Between your real housewives and he's an

1:32:52

NFL player and we're going to start a

1:32:54

house flipping business. That sounds like a reality

1:32:56

show. In Jacksonville. And she

1:32:58

said, I'm ready to date. Oh.

1:33:00

She's going to date

1:33:02

in the Jacksonville pool? I'm going

1:33:04

to go. That's

1:33:06

going to be good. I can't. I'll watch that

1:33:08

shit. Well, there is a guy that owns his

1:33:11

own gator wrestling farm. Yeah, he's going to date

1:33:13

a lot of one-armed men. He's got potential. Well,

1:33:15

he's got two. One of them's

1:33:17

fine. Okay, it's cut off at the forearm, but it's

1:33:19

still most of an arm and he uses that nut

1:33:21

better than most guys use a full hand, man. I'm

1:33:23

telling you. Owned

1:33:27

his own farm. I think it's going to be good.

1:33:30

They said, what are you looking for in

1:33:32

a man? And she said this, he needs

1:33:34

to be brilliant and funny and he needs

1:33:36

to have enough money to travel. I don't

1:33:38

want to have to support somebody in my

1:33:40

old age. Don't look in Jacksonville. Brilliant

1:33:43

and funny and rich. Okay. And

1:33:45

he's going to go out and you're 68 years old right now.

1:33:48

That's what he's looking for. I'm looking

1:33:50

for Jerry Seinfeld. No, you're not. You're

1:33:52

not. You're looking for, no,

1:33:54

that guy is like, if a guy is in his late sixties

1:33:57

and he's brilliant and funny and rich, he's like, I'm going to

1:33:59

get a full hand. 45 year old. That's

1:34:02

what he thinks. Or younger. But that's one

1:34:05

who's keeping it. I think I

1:34:07

could swing a 45 year old here. I thought

1:34:09

I could get a 38 year old, watch me. A

1:34:11

65 year old lady, they'd be like, no

1:34:13

that's funny. No, no, no.

1:34:16

What's your daughter up to? Yeah,

1:34:18

you got any kids? You got any kids? They

1:34:20

hot? So April

1:34:22

14th, 2020, yikes. Kara's newborn son, McCoy,

1:34:30

dies after

1:34:32

experiencing, I've never heard of this before,

1:34:34

a compressed umbilical cord. Oh,

1:34:37

while he was in the womb? Yeah,

1:34:39

we'll find out here. Afterwards. Shoulder

1:34:44

diastasia and the compressed

1:34:47

umbilical cord during birth.

1:34:51

Oh no. Died during birth.

1:34:53

Yeah. So they

1:34:55

didn't know that he was pressing, somehow the

1:34:57

umbilical cord got pinched somewhere. Like

1:35:00

a water hose pinched off, yeah. She gave birth on

1:35:02

April 6th at 3.10 AM and

1:35:05

the kid, Jesus, the kid was huge

1:35:07

too, the dead kid here. That sounds

1:35:09

awful, but kid died. Was

1:35:13

11 pounds, 4 ounces. Holy shit. That's

1:35:15

a fucking enormous guy. That's a one

1:35:17

year old. That's a future

1:35:19

defensive lineman, is what that is. Oh my

1:35:22

God. And yeah, and

1:35:24

they said that McCoy, she said, quote,

1:35:26

McCoy surprised us all with his size

1:35:28

and strength and overall perfection. He joined

1:35:30

our heavenly father who will live forever

1:35:33

in the hearts of his loving parents,

1:35:35

his adoring sister, and those that received

1:35:37

his life saving gifts because they donated

1:35:39

his organs. Yeah. So

1:35:41

there's babies that need them. Yeah,

1:35:44

that's fucking- Poor little guy. Poor

1:35:46

little guy, that's rough. Jesus

1:35:48

Christ. So yeah, that's

1:35:51

wild. See then, there's

1:35:53

a bunch of Bible quotes in here that I'm not going to

1:35:55

get into. She just went on

1:35:57

a Bible post-quote and fucked it up.

1:36:00

and rant here. There's a John 1620. No,

1:36:02

I was going to say 316 didn't come

1:36:04

into this one

1:36:08

here, which would have been funny. If

1:36:11

she posted Austin 316, I would have

1:36:13

been laughing my ass up. Wow. Good

1:36:19

thing. That's got to be

1:36:21

horrendous. To go

1:36:24

full term, healthy baby.

1:36:26

Go to deliver it

1:36:30

and he's so big that he pinches

1:36:32

the cord. Oh my God. How much

1:36:34

worse does it get? Probably took

1:36:36

a while in birth maybe to get him out

1:36:39

because he's so big. That's how this happened here.

1:36:41

Sitting on that cord too long, did it? Yeah.

1:36:43

It's half in and half out. Fucking, I don't

1:36:45

know. May 1st, 2020 here. 64 years old Matt

1:36:48

is at this point in time here.

1:36:50

He dies

1:36:55

this day. What? Yeah. May

1:36:57

1st, 2020. He dies

1:36:59

here. Yep. They said, here's the

1:37:02

president of the Oakland A's. Said Matt was

1:37:04

a great baseball man and a proud Oakland

1:37:06

A. He had an incredible passion for the

1:37:08

game and we're lucky to have him and

1:37:10

his wealth of knowledge alongside us for the

1:37:12

years. He worked as a special assistant. So

1:37:15

the daughter I feel terrible for, her kid

1:37:17

fucking died on April 14th

1:37:19

and then her dad died on May 1st.

1:37:22

Get out of here. Two weeks fucking

1:37:25

weeks. Think about that shit. He lost

1:37:27

her kid and her dad. Yeah. That

1:37:29

is, it was a blood

1:37:31

clot apparently that happened. In

1:37:34

his brain probably? Pulmonary embolism in

1:37:36

his lungs. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just

1:37:38

a freak thing. Yeah. They

1:37:40

said, Jenna said he

1:37:42

wasn't sick. Yeah. He just died.

1:37:44

It was fine. Everything was fine. She

1:37:46

said he was so young and pretty

1:37:48

reasonably healthy. That's a guy who never

1:37:50

ate sugar and ate really healthy and

1:37:52

he has no family history of pulmonary

1:37:55

embolism. This is just out of the

1:37:57

blue. It can happen to anybody. put

1:38:00

enough booze in him that turns directly

1:38:02

to sugar. He ate really healthy when

1:38:05

he was what not drinking his dinner? Give me

1:38:07

a fucking break. Stop it. .30

1:38:10

is bad for you. Every part of

1:38:12

your fucking body that's bad for. If

1:38:14

you're doing that on a regular basis

1:38:17

it doesn't matter what you're eating. He

1:38:19

didn't do it just once. There's no

1:38:21

way that was the only time. You

1:38:23

could be eating nothing but kale and

1:38:25

gluten-free eight-grain fucking seed bread and you're

1:38:27

still gonna be a disaster physically. .30

1:38:29

internally you're fucked. That is no good here

1:38:31

but I don't know if that causes pulmonary embolisms

1:38:33

or not. That just seems like a freak thing

1:38:35

here. I know alcohol is

1:38:37

not good for your respiratory system. It's

1:38:39

not good for anything. Any of your

1:38:42

system is just really poison. That's

1:38:44

why it fucks you up. Yeah it's literally bad

1:38:46

for you. Let's have enough to be fun but

1:38:49

not enough to kill me. What do you say?

1:38:51

All right. The precarious balance man. The precarious balance

1:38:53

man. That's what we're doing. So

1:38:56

yeah they said the cause of the blood

1:38:58

clot was not immediately clear and she said

1:39:00

Jenna that leading up to his death

1:39:02

he was having a really hard time

1:39:04

adjusting to staying at home and

1:39:06

this was during COVID. This was the

1:39:09

beginning of COVID. Right in 2020.

1:39:11

Yeah this was

1:39:13

May 1st 2020. It was the heart

1:39:15

of it. So she said

1:39:17

he just wasn't used to staying at

1:39:19

home. She said quote he was used

1:39:21

to riding his bike 30 miles a

1:39:23

day or 20 miles a day so

1:39:25

probably the inactivity didn't help him. He

1:39:28

went from doing that always to just

1:39:30

sitting on his ass. So she

1:39:33

said that he had signed

1:39:35

the divorce papers though. They were like are you gonna

1:39:37

get that done? They said

1:39:39

that he was apparently eating lunch with

1:39:41

his girlfriend Claudia and Jenna

1:39:43

said quote he was watching the races. His

1:39:45

favorite thing to do every day. He would

1:39:47

watch the races and I guess his

1:39:50

fiance left the room for a few minutes

1:39:52

and when she came back she thought he

1:39:54

might be sleeping but then realized he was

1:39:56

dead. There's no snore happening. No snoring and

1:39:58

no breathing and his eyes are wide open.

1:40:00

So that makes a... I don't know

1:40:02

if that's true. So this is,

1:40:05

like I said, two weeks after that.

1:40:07

That is horrible after

1:40:09

the grandson died. Yeah,

1:40:12

that's hard. Jenna said, quote,

1:40:14

you know what? To lose a grandchild and

1:40:16

an ex-husband in less than three weeks has

1:40:18

been rough. Yeah. Jenna

1:40:21

said that the kids are, quote,

1:40:23

they're all taking it badly. I

1:40:26

would think Kara's probably taking it

1:40:28

horribly. Yeah, I'll bet several of

1:40:30

them are hammered right now. A

1:40:32

hammered. Let's have one of the

1:40:34

dads. There we go. So

1:40:37

yeah, she

1:40:40

put a... Oh boy, she put a

1:40:42

post up saying, daddy, please take care

1:40:44

of my son. Teach him the circle

1:40:46

change up and how to find forever

1:40:49

friends. You're on grandpa duty in heaven

1:40:51

now. Holy fuck, man. Jesus Christ. Oh

1:40:55

my God. Ouch. That

1:40:57

was on Instagram. She posted that. Jesus. That

1:40:59

got some likes. I bet. Holy fuck. She

1:41:01

went to that motherfucker. Man.

1:41:05

She then said that, quote, it's my

1:41:08

favorite place was always on your shoulders.

1:41:10

It makes me smile knowing McCoy will be there

1:41:12

with you right there on your shoulders. It wasn't

1:41:14

always perfect, but I wouldn't change it for the

1:41:16

world. You taught me more than you'll ever know.

1:41:18

And I hope that I make you proud. Kick

1:41:21

back and enjoy the eternal sunshine. We just gave

1:41:23

him a baby to watch now. He's got responsibility.

1:41:25

I'm up at two a.m. He's a fucking kid.

1:41:27

What are you talking

1:41:29

about? I'm enjoying shit. Sunshine. I'm up all

1:41:31

night. He's got a newborn the

1:41:34

size of a six month old on his shoulders. He doesn't

1:41:36

have time to relax. Christ, you're going to drive the man

1:41:38

to drink. Wow. That's

1:41:46

amazing. So. So May 29th. 2001.

1:42:01

Let's talk about Shane a little bit here. How's

1:42:03

he doing? Okay. Well, I mean, he's his

1:42:05

mother's a Playboy model, his father's a professional

1:42:08

baseball player, he grew up in a big

1:42:10