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you folks so much for joining us

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today! It's a very very very special

1:44

episode yesterday of grime and sports. We're

1:46

going to do the scarmeas the long

1:49

awaited scummy awards boil. Yes, this is

1:51

where do in this Christmas week. And

1:53

so we're trying to. We. want to

1:55

give you guys an episode we're going to take off and

1:58

we said you know all it's give them something i'm The

2:00

scummy awards are something that people have been

2:02

asking us about. We haven't

2:04

done it since 2000. Early

2:06

2022 was the last time we did it. So

2:09

yes, the pageantry is here. I am wearing my

2:11

tuxedo. I just got it out of the cleaners

2:13

too. I thought they were going to be late

2:15

today. Jimmy, you're looking sharp. I like that tuxedo.

2:17

You're both completely triggered. I thought you would enjoy

2:20

this. The

2:22

crushed velvet is time. Yeah, we'll straighten

2:24

that a little bit though. There you

2:26

go. That's better. Jesus Christ.

2:28

It's here for the occasion, for God's sake.

2:30

The scummy awards. Where

2:33

we take the worst people of the year

2:36

and we talk all about them. We hand

2:38

out awards. And if you're

2:40

new to the scummy awards, these

2:42

are as voted on by our

2:44

distinguished panel, including

2:46

myself and my three dogs, Frankie, Benny,

2:49

and Oscar, at about three o'clock in

2:51

the morning. So we've all

2:53

come to put our heads together and come to

2:55

this. And I will say this too. Normally,

2:58

we do from scummy to scummy. That's

3:01

the award eligibility period. But

3:04

for this, because there's two years, we're

3:07

going to do mainly the last year

3:09

and then basically dip back further than

3:11

that when it's convenient for us to

3:13

do so. That's

3:16

what we're going to do. Yeah, that's right. Only when

3:18

we need more. Tough shit. So that's

3:20

what we're doing there. You'll understand what I mean as

3:23

we go there. But let's get into

3:25

this right away. Oh my God. That's a

3:27

patentry. This

3:40

is just, oh my goodness, so many

3:42

guests, the red carpet outside. It's wild

3:44

stuff here. They're clamoring. They're clamoring. We're

3:46

not letting them in, though. No,

3:48

no, no, no. They sent all their

3:50

prison guard representatives to accept their awards

3:53

for them. That's right. Let's get right

3:55

into this with the first award. And

3:57

the first award is not a competition.

4:00

We just give it. We give it out

4:02

because it's... You deserve it. This

4:04

person definitely deserves it. It is the, but

4:07

not nearly as bad as award for

4:10

the most unbelievable doppelganger

4:12

of names. Where

4:14

you're like, where I'll say it and you'll go,

4:17

are you fucking kidding me? When I go, but

4:19

not nearly as bad as you go, seriously? There's

4:21

another one of them. That's too bad. And the

4:23

one we found is Maxim Novoselov. That's

4:26

him. That's him who is

4:28

the... Your parents tried

4:30

so hard to give you a unique

4:32

one. The one's a crazy Russian guy

4:35

with gangster ties and teaches battle acts

4:37

fighting in Russian prisons. He's this giant

4:39

bear of a man. And this is

4:41

Maxim Novoselov, CPA. Couldn't

4:46

be more opposite. Couldn't be more

4:48

opposite. A finance and reporting manager

4:51

here, which is fucking hilarious. And

4:53

he's in Russia as well. So he

4:55

definitely gets mixed up with that guy. I

4:58

mean, seriously, another man exists with this name is

5:00

shocking to me. So congratulations,

5:02

Maxim, on your award. You're

5:05

not a criminal or an athlete, but somehow

5:07

you walk away with a scummy. We give

5:09

one away every year like that. Enjoy your

5:11

life, Max. Yup. Next up here, let's do

5:13

this. This is an award we came up

5:15

with early. This is an early award. And

5:18

honestly, one of my favorites. I really enjoy

5:20

this. This is the Golden Gilreath Award. Oh,

5:22

what a lovely lady. For the mother

5:27

of who most

5:29

contributes and assists.

5:31

And comes to the

5:33

defense of? Yeah. And it's

5:35

named for Gilreath, who was the mother

5:37

of the guy from Baylor there, who

5:39

killed his roommate and cut his head

5:42

off and all that kind of shit.

5:44

And she was like, no, no, he's

5:46

fine. Carlton Dotson. He's a good boy.

5:48

He's a good, good boy. He wouldn't do that.

5:50

So in honor of Gilreath, we give away the

5:52

Golden Gilreath every year. This year,

5:55

here we go. Here are the contestants. Only

5:57

three nominees for this one here. Kerry

6:01

Pappas now, yeah, she

6:03

is the Taz and His

6:06

brother there those happens other skateboarders.

6:08

Oh, yes, and this is

6:11

for the specific and exclusive reason that

6:13

she contributed Not one but two criminals

6:15

in the past year No

6:17

other woman has had two crime and sports

6:19

criminals come out of her vagina in a

6:21

calendar year before ever Very

6:24

impressive. She's a contributor everybody She spreads the

6:26

ball around the field and who knows she

6:28

could be productive for years to come everybody.

6:30

This is a big Not

6:33

sure not sure next

6:35

up LeBron James's mom Not

6:39

for contributing to his criminality, but

6:41

for so thoroughly supporting not her

6:43

own son, but the Lante West

6:48

She went the extra mile much farther

6:50

than any other mother in the show's

6:53

history has been willing to go That's

6:55

we'll put it that way athletes mom

6:57

who corrupted another athlete. That's impressive. Not

6:59

that's not we've never had it before

7:02

That's why she's up for this name

7:05

one Telling

7:07

you LeBron's mom. She's gonna be tough to

7:09

beat in this category Let's

7:12

see here and then finally Sonny Liston's mom

7:15

as well Yeah for having the foresight not

7:17

only to forget his date of birth to

7:19

mix up the cops later on But also

7:21

to hook him up with his brother's identity

7:25

Making crime just a hop skip in a junk

7:27

bow and a jump away for this fine young

7:30

man to happen So she really

7:32

facilitated very easy to get him with

7:34

somebody else's name. She's a distributor These

7:36

are the assist people here. This is

7:38

a point guards of the situation and

7:41

The winner of this this was a tough one for the

7:43

panel, but I mean the winner here here we go the

7:46

winner here LeBron's mom she

7:48

wins Thank you Yes,

7:50

she may have actually contributed to

7:53

an on the floor success

7:55

by keeping Delonte limber loose and

7:58

motivated therefore making

8:01

him more famous and more his

8:03

criminal activity more interesting. That's nice.

8:08

That's nice to have. Next

8:10

up is another award. One of my

8:12

favorites, this one is. I love this.

8:14

This is the Skip Bailis Award for

8:16

the biggest liar in existence

8:18

in sports this year in

8:20

our purview anyway. So let's find out

8:22

who's the biggest liar that we have.

8:25

First up, Johnny Manziel. You

8:28

know, I'm not, yeah, he lied

8:31

about everything. He lied

8:33

that he's rich. He

8:35

lied about family money,

8:38

his height, his willingness to

8:40

watch film. When teams interviewed

8:43

him, he didn't

8:46

say, oh, I'm never gonna watch film. He didn't say

8:49

that. He goes, I work real hard. I watch film.

8:51

I got family money. I'm not 5'7",

8:53

absolutely not. I'm 5'11", I

8:55

got money and I watch film. I'm

8:57

a film-watching bastard. He gets

9:03

other people to lie for him

9:06

too. That's what's amazing. He's a

9:08

huge liar. He facilitates lying. He

9:10

is a liar's liar, Johnny Manziel.

9:13

Next up, Greg Hardy. Oh boy.

9:17

For multiple things. For claiming to be

9:19

a nice guy, for impersonating an MMA

9:21

fighter, and of course, for

9:24

pretending like he was working at Walmart

9:26

as some sort of sociological experiment, like

9:28

he was writing a college thesis rather

9:31

than trying to pay his fucking electric bill, which is

9:33

the truth of the matter. So

9:37

Greg Hardy is, he's

9:39

up there. Next

9:41

up, next contestant, there's a lot of

9:43

people up for this one. We got

9:46

four people here. Reginald Spears, one

9:48

of my favorite stories of all time, he

9:51

pretended to be cargo. He lied

9:54

that he wasn't even a person. He lied that

9:56

he was cargo in a box so he could

9:58

ship himself In a box. Gabi.

12:01

This. Is turning out this is already

12:04

I'll Firecracker. Is. A

12:06

winner and of an episode

12:08

of Next.another fun, one, most

12:11

apt nickname. Oh yeah,

12:13

this is about be one time.

12:15

The nickname matches were that's the

12:17

best. First up, Alex

12:19

The Hurricane Higgins. I'm

12:21

was. A human hurricane did as

12:23

much damage to his own body

12:26

as any Category Five get ever

12:28

dealt with. Just a fucking disaster

12:30

for a sense. Next up: Maximum

12:32

Mad Max Nova Seven Nova Sell

12:34

Off is he really is. Yeah,

12:36

his name is Max. He always

12:38

looked pretty mad. Yeah, and

12:40

he trained Russian prisoners in battle

12:42

axe combat. That's. Mad

12:45

Max Atlas of them has Sunder

12:47

Don't wasn't as danger of yeah and

12:49

looked like he was do fine in

12:51

a post apocalyptic landscape. He

12:53

looks like the model of a guy. like

12:55

if you are going into post apocalyptic times

12:57

and body would you put on drugs. That

12:59

guy's. One of the have

13:02

sung his theme song it's so

13:04

fucking crazy Next up might elway

13:06

Mike Richards said death. The

13:09

pretty good luck. To. Them like

13:12

it's his name is average buddy buddy

13:14

Ryan in a row while his actual

13:16

name is Mike so that's a start

13:19

on helps Yeah he's Ramallah also from

13:21

I like and according to coaches who

13:23

gave him the nickname he is also

13:26

a lazy ass. that's why we got

13:28

the nickname l a lazy ass Mike

13:30

so it works on three levels there

13:33

which is not bad at all and

13:35

he does exactly that. even after post

13:37

lazy ass off he's a lazy pieces

13:40

yet that allegedly shoot somebody. Just in

13:42

broad daylight in the parking lot of

13:44

a hooker motel of on a main

13:46

street and Phoenix's does very lazy Lazy

13:49

Man on video. Just

13:51

lazy eye. Next up, press of

13:54

the Canadian Trippler. Ben was. Technically.

13:58

You could consider his. It comes crippled due

14:01

to their dad this. Yeah, they're not going

14:03

to be to ambulatory. I bet. Rights.

14:05

Other is that add he also

14:07

is Canadian southerly that as I

14:10

bought up ads and next up

14:12

also last leads Joe the animal

14:14

Barboza. Who was a

14:16

murderer and mob hit man and

14:18

also a large headed ugly person.

14:20

Where. The animal seems to really fit perfectly

14:23

for him, where he looks like a flock

14:25

of animals. This is a close one. I'll.

14:27

Tell you what Again this was I

14:29

was really tore the judges apart here.

14:32

Ah winter on this one. It's

14:35

Mad Max. It's gotta be Mad Max.

14:37

If anyone is Mad Max, it's that

14:39

guy and Zoc. Complete lunatic and would

14:41

do well in a dusty partner lips

14:44

post apocalyptic landscape. and I think he's

14:46

good likeness attacks. I know that we

14:48

noticed he got them. We don't need

14:50

what's next up least at Dick and

14:52

Nickname. Oh. Yeah has again

14:54

as a bad nicknames again I'm a

14:57

line Isn't that doesn't even match, doesn't

14:59

match shit. First. Up here

15:01

Steve Dr. Death Williams. In.

15:03

A while while and awesome nickname

15:05

My Do A terrific nickname at

15:08

all time. Great for the wrestling

15:10

business. He's never been to medical

15:12

school. Or.

15:14

Obtained a doctor in any other field

15:16

and he's never killed a man, so

15:18

not once. But he did die So

15:20

in the end, though, you know, We

15:23

don't hours that next up.

15:25

Lucky Sam frame. Well,

15:28

no one name Lucky should be on

15:30

the South is that right away your

15:32

luck has run out. He shot a

15:34

guy who is playing a ukulele. what's

15:37

the fucking hilarious and I dragged himself

15:39

out of sports and then died of

15:41

cancer at Sixty One Lucky and other

15:43

words of Lucky Hats and didn't Or

15:45

one woman. did he

15:47

kill the woman or says the be shot on

15:50

one woman the as a geese and might have

15:52

some her up to that the i can't remember

15:54

the exact says he sucks lucky sam frame was

15:56

a deck all but that's that ukulele story was

15:58

pretty fiery on our of your shit. Not

16:00

lucky. Next up, and this guy's

16:03

up for a few scummies this year, Cedric

16:05

Spider-Man Marx. Oh.

16:08

Yeah, not Spider-Man. No.

16:11

Can't climb walls. No ability to shoot

16:13

webs. Not, as far as

16:15

I know, a radioactive mutant. Also,

16:18

never bang Kirsten Dunst, not Spider-Man.

16:22

End of story. That was unfortunate.

16:24

It's unfortunate. Next

16:27

up, Alexis the Exorcist

16:29

Vila. Exorcist.

16:31

The Exorcist. Failed

16:34

to rid anyone of a demonic spirit of

16:36

any sort. Also, a horrible

16:38

murderer. The only thing he exercised was

16:40

someone's life. So, kind

16:43

of a piece of shit there. That's a tough one. Like

16:46

I said, these are all really difficult

16:49

awards to give away. Winner

16:51

on this one, everybody. It

16:53

is Cedric Spider-Man Marx. He wins.

16:55

Yeah, fails to exhibit. Bad man.

16:57

According to the judges, fails to

16:59

exhibit any qualities of an actual

17:02

Spider-Man. Also, Spider-Man didn't

17:04

murder people. So, bury them in

17:06

Oklahoma. Right. He might have killed

17:08

a bad guy, but he wasn't like, now let's get rid of

17:10

the body afterwards. I don't even know if he killed him. I

17:12

don't think he killed bad guys. No. I

17:14

think he'd like to leave them in a web

17:16

sitting there so they can't move and then call the cops

17:19

on them or something. But if Spider-Man

17:21

did kill people, I don't think he'd

17:23

be like, I gotta go to Oklahoma

17:25

and dump the body. That'd be super

17:27

weird. Next

17:29

up, we have a new award. Oh. A

17:33

new award. Yes, we've waited. So, we're

17:35

having a new award. This is the,

17:37

I don't know how we hadn't thought

17:39

of this earlier, but this is the

17:42

worst childhood award. The award given

17:44

to the person with the worst childhood.

17:46

We encounter some of the most horrible

17:48

childhoods ever. And you got, I mean,

17:51

you got some of them,

17:54

how they wind up, you go, well,

17:56

yeah, obviously. But there's a Certain.

18:00

Eben. Flow to life. And.

18:02

Not there happens to ebb and flow

18:04

of much higher much much lower than

18:06

most people. Yeah the extremes are much

18:08

bigger and either way was later the

18:10

eps. It's like storms in the Middle

18:12

America Europe and with a know they're

18:14

going to be much more severe. They

18:16

an ugly. So let's see

18:18

first up here. Johnny Tapir. The.

18:21

Box or are very interesting guy. We had

18:23

a multipart or on him over this year

18:25

and I'm going to read from my. My.

18:27

Notes from the episode here to tell

18:30

you about his childhood and I suspect

18:32

whites Johnny Tapie as life began with

18:34

tragedy when Shoddy entered the world on

18:36

February Thirteenth, Nineteen Sixty seven, his father

18:39

had a purportedly already been murdered. Mom.

18:44

Was pregnant news murder at the age

18:46

of savagery. Was riding on a bus

18:49

that drove off a one hundred foot

18:51

cliff, curling a pregnant woman seated next

18:53

to him out the window to her

18:55

death. Yes, Hurled over

18:57

him. And died. On

19:00

he got of this is brain damage

19:02

Yes he was also thrown through the

19:04

window but luckily only had a concussion

19:07

like a severe concussion but this is

19:09

before he then box for fifty fights

19:11

F B M, I years and gosh

19:13

that's then if that wasn't bad enough

19:16

the next year a year later his

19:18

mother was brutally murdered with a shotgun

19:20

and found like an abandoned building. Somewhere

19:23

like smoking like a pile of garbage.

19:26

That. The rough childhood and that was

19:28

headed Sam's Come on, that was

19:30

Eight Thousand Eight kids. That's your

19:32

slate at eight. How the fuck

19:34

are you supposed turn around for

19:36

Madden? You know they made next

19:38

up baby. Hilton Junior. Year.

19:41

Boxing's. Must have a

19:43

family. A multi generation of

19:45

travellers and boxers. all

19:48

that all right yeah so a family

19:50

all boxers he's been getting punched in

19:52

the face since early development early early

19:54

development i'll go hop onto his alcohol

19:56

pledges that was as sexual stuff possibly

19:58

that happened. And when you find out

20:01

what he did, you go, yeah, he

20:03

probably had something happen to him. Next

20:06

up, Bernard Randolph. Okay,

20:09

Bernard Randolph here, a basketball

20:11

player. And I'll read from

20:15

just a paragraph from a newspaper article about him that

20:17

we had in the show. Bernard

20:20

Randolph's life began to unravel the moment

20:22

his mother Laura died of a heart

20:24

attack. She was only 48 and

20:27

her death had a profound effect on Bernard, a seventh

20:29

grader at the time. Tragedy had

20:31

a way of shadowing Randolph. His father

20:33

was often ill. His younger brother Emery

20:36

died at birth. Another brother Arnold was

20:38

killed in a 1979

20:40

fire. A third brother Moses Jr. was killed

20:42

in 1986. All

20:46

dead. Everybody's dead except

20:48

sick dad. Yeah. And

20:51

him. And him. Everybody else

20:53

dead as a fucking doornail here. Next

20:56

up, Sonny Liston. Yeah.

20:58

Yep. Poor. Real poor.

21:00

Very poor. Yeah. We're talking poor with Sonny

21:03

Liston. This isn't poor like, oh poor now.

21:05

Like I eat a lot of shit food,

21:07

you know, my apartment isn't that nice. Got

21:09

a lot of government

21:11

entities taking care of us. This is Great

21:14

Depression poor. It's when he can only say

21:16

that not to say oh, nobody's poor now,

21:18

but you're not Great Depression poor. That's

21:21

a different level of poor. There's no hope.

21:23

There's no anything. So poor, no one even

21:26

knows where he was born, and he's so

21:28

poor he had to share an identity with

21:30

his brother. Never mind sharing a

21:32

jacket, a pair of

21:34

jeans, a pair of shoes. We can't afford

21:36

another identity, Sonny. You got to share with

21:38

your brother. You can't, we can't

21:40

even afford you to have your own birthday. That's it.

21:43

We can't do it. You're

21:45

all the same person now. Enjoy. We

21:48

got one, enjoy. We got one kid and they're

21:50

still here. Fuck it. You got to

21:52

share everything. That is fucking hilarious.

21:56

So next up, Terry Glenn. But

22:00

Terry Glenn, as we remember, all he had was

22:02

... We called his episode a real dad fetish

22:04

because he was just like all he ever wanted

22:06

was a dad his whole life. His dad was

22:09

never around. And

22:11

here is from Terry Glenn's, from the notes from

22:13

his episode. Growing

22:15

up poor in Columbus, Ohio, Glenn,

22:17

his younger half-sister, Dorothy, and their

22:19

mother, Donetta, survived on welfare. Glenn

22:21

never met his dad who took

22:23

off. We had nothing, Glenn said.

22:25

Nothing at all. Sometimes we didn't

22:28

even have electricity or gas. Then

22:32

when he was 13, his mother was beaten

22:34

to death by a man she had

22:36

recently met. Oh dear Lord, that's right. Yep.

22:39

Kenneth Adams had an unrequited attraction to

22:41

his 29-year-old mother, Donetta. Adams

22:44

abducted her, beat her, and

22:46

left her to die in an abandoned

22:48

building in Columbus where the family lived.

22:50

Good Lord. Yeah. So that's

22:52

a fun childhood. Where did Glenn go to live with

22:55

his grandfolds or was he adopted? I think ... Oh

22:57

fuck, no, I can't remember. I think it was his

22:59

grandparents. I think it was his grand- Was it his

23:01

uncle or something? It was a family member. Yeah, a

23:03

family member. But that is ... And he's dead now

23:05

too, isn't he? Terry Glenn, is

23:08

he dead now? I don't remember. I think he's

23:10

dead too. I don't remember. That's another thing too.

23:13

The awards we give out, if

23:15

the person is dead, we won't give them

23:17

a may do something in the future award.

23:20

But they can win a posthumous award

23:22

though, otherwise, like an episode like this

23:24

because some of these people are dead.

23:27

Yeah. So this is

23:29

a tough one because it's hard to judge trauma. It's

23:33

a difficult thing because I mean- Aging

23:35

and weighing and monitoring

23:38

which is bigger. The three brothers equal a

23:40

mother? Yeah. I don't know.

23:42

I don't know. You know what I mean in

23:44

terms of death? It's a difficult one, but let's get the winner here. Winner,

23:48

Johnny Tapia wins it. He

23:51

took it. Having a pregnant woman

23:53

launch through the air and having your mother

23:55

killed in such a brutal way, then he

23:58

starts getting punched on a regular basis. That,

24:02

my loyal listeners, is a winner right there.

24:05

Congratulations, Johnny Tapia. Is that his second

24:07

award of the evening? No, Spider-Man beat

24:10

him out. He's

24:13

got one award. So far, no one is running

24:15

away with a ... It's not an Oscar sweep

24:17

here. No clear

24:19

winner. Next up is an award that's going

24:21

to be redefined this year for

24:24

next year, the top silver-haired middle-aged white

24:26

man award here. It

24:28

just loves to just ... It's

24:32

toss-weep it under the rug. Real

24:34

rug-sweeping son of a bitch. Rug-sweeping,

24:36

covering up for anything,

24:38

no matter the detriment

24:41

to society. If it helps their

24:43

bottom line by two fucking red

24:45

cents, they'll do it. They

24:47

don't care. We have

24:49

two people that are always nominated for it

24:51

and usually win it. One is

24:53

Dana White, who repeatedly saying the

24:55

UFC doesn't put up with crime shit

24:57

and then hiring assholes and then lying.

25:01

He's just a huge asshole, a perennial

25:03

contender in this, honestly. He's a

25:05

big winner. Then there's Vince

25:07

McMahon, who's obviously up for it,

25:09

for cashing in this year, for

25:11

cashing in on the Benoit tragedy

25:13

and staging a tribute on Monday

25:15

Night Raw the night fucking after

25:17

it came out that murders happened.

25:19

All this for one night of

25:21

cheap fucking ratings before they even

25:23

knew what happened. Then,

25:26

once they found out, just quietly

25:29

backtracked and just disappeared him from the

25:31

history of wrestling. That's

25:33

silver, baby, right there. Washed him. That's

25:36

silver. Winner of this

25:38

one, it's a tie. It's

25:41

a tie between these two. From

25:44

now on, neither of them can be nominated or

25:46

win. It has to be

25:48

different people. They're going to just

25:50

keep winning and instead, the award

25:53

will now be called the Vince

25:55

McMahon slash Dana White Memorial Silver

25:57

Scumbag Award. That's nice.

26:00

The Data Mcmahon Memorial Silver Scumbag awards

26:02

I will be given to the silver.

26:04

A Man of the Year who isn't

26:06

one of those jokes. Service at some.

26:11

Of. Mississippi. see today the Mcmahon a war

26:13

and I like that a lot. Ah this

26:15

is so much walk and fine I love

26:17

this Alive Yet. Many put

26:19

their home and Doctor Sir had his

26:21

company. It was once half a billion

26:23

dollars. Is research promised

26:26

groundbreaking treatments for Hiv

26:28

and cancer scientists, doctors,

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renowned. Experts were saying

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genius genius. Genius! People that

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knew him more convinced that he say they're

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being message us. Do Not

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this as a person who's

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willing to whole heartedly says

26:55

lie to people's faces when

26:57

dealing with an international fugitive

26:59

from wondering. The Makers of Over

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the winter? Yeah, Ah,

27:19

The next stop here is

27:21

longest fall from Grace. Oh.

27:24

Yes on when we do gracefully as a

27:26

So in that era their political and it's

27:28

about his humble and we lead for the

27:30

biggest Serbian. well we had a bunch year.

27:33

this year we have Sonny Liston number one

27:35

Air Heavyweight Champion of the World The world

27:37

when it meant a lot when it was

27:39

it out a bell said like that or

27:41

know it's some fucking Ukrainian guy or some

27:44

fuck him out Czechoslovakia guy that doesn't exist

27:46

anymore. use of sampling. We have no idea

27:48

who the champs are now back then you

27:50

could ask the average person on the street

27:53

who's the champ. And they merely. I.

27:55

Think it's still Tyson Fury, but I might be

27:57

wrong. That's a big who the fuck the I'm that's

27:59

one belt. But then there's others. that's

28:01

I mean, who knows. But he was

28:03

the champ. better at it then tumbling

28:05

all the way down to dying in a

28:07

mysterious man. Or are they don't even know

28:10

what happened to him as a flight?

28:12

The tumble there are. he was doing like

28:14

a lot alike. weird appearances to get

28:16

a few bucks here and there. and

28:18

he really somebody? Ellen Ellen was sorry

28:20

list and yeah, yeah, use. Mine

28:22

out how he went right down Health.

28:24

Next up the Latte West. Yeah.

28:27

Man ah I mean he was measured,

28:29

played with he'd yeah with Le Bron.

28:31

never a league Mvp but went from

28:34

being us highly paid and be a

28:36

player mixing Dna with the mom of

28:38

an all time great. Probably

28:42

to being homeless and pummeled in

28:44

the streets on video and having

28:46

more emotional breakdowns per quarter than

28:48

Amanda Bynes after having for drink

28:51

laced with math and jet fuel,

28:53

she's a fucking disaster is a

28:55

mass, is a mess. So that

28:57

Sam. Next up

29:00

Aaron Hernandez member of our

29:02

eyes upon us national champion.

29:05

Is like to. Is it two Super

29:07

bowls that he want? I bring a

29:09

nice I think he won one lives

29:11

on on on. yeah they lost the

29:13

one of the Giants, them arjun and

29:15

as national champion Super Bowl champion a

29:17

guy who could probably get Tom Brady

29:19

on the phone. No. Problem now

29:22

I throw to sell on. I got it's

29:24

I got to shout something. Anorexia from all

29:26

of that to a murdering gang banger with

29:28

a prison boyfriend who kills himself in the

29:30

South as is not a good tumble there.

29:33

that's different As a different that's a day.

29:35

It's a it's something. It's it's It's not

29:37

the image he was trying to put forth

29:39

of a murderer who kills and yes, of

29:41

jail. Next

29:43

up, Saudi Mans now. A.

29:46

huge drop their those guy was

29:48

man alive that went so fast

29:51

so fast if you don't remember

29:53

han f you don't remember what

29:55

a fucking tough i mean he

29:57

was everywhere may well yeah me.

32:03

It's getting hot in here award is what

32:05

that is. And

32:09

then now he now he went on

32:11

to sell like seven songs for 50

32:13

million dollars a year too. That's crazy.

32:16

He's doing fantastic. He's doing great. He's

32:18

like doing he's doing

32:20

like county fairs and shit with

32:23

a smile on his face. He's

32:25

making a shit pile of money.

32:28

Greg Hardy's clocking in a Walmart.

32:30

Oh man. So the

32:32

winner of this category, it's a

32:34

tough one. Delonte West was homeless.

32:36

That's a fall. You don't get

32:39

a bigger fall than suicide in

32:41

a prison cell. It's Aaron Hernandez

32:43

everybody. That's the fall. From

32:46

yo Tom where's the party at to

32:48

fucking I'm gonna I hope this is

32:50

sturdy on this bar up here while

32:52

I off myself. You don't get a

32:54

bigger fall than that. Is this enough

32:56

towel? Do I have enough sheet to

32:58

make this work? So

33:01

next up is the cracked egg

33:04

award. This is the award given

33:06

to the man with the most brain

33:08

damage or woman whoever the athlete with

33:10

the most brain damage here. This

33:13

is a tough one because it's tough too.

33:15

A lot of times you have to diagnose

33:17

by behavior. So we don't know. Let's see

33:19

here. First up, rockin' rebel

33:21

Charles Williams. Remember him?

33:24

His wife who he ended up murdering was

33:26

scared of him. He would

33:28

get lost. Had so much brain damage he'd get lost

33:30

in his own neighborhood. Not remember

33:33

where he was. Family fears him, kills

33:35

wife in a murder-suicide. Okay so that's

33:37

a lot of brain damage. Johnny

33:41

Tapia had

33:43

severe concussion just from that bus accident

33:45

when he was seven years old before

33:47

he ever thought about being punched in

33:50

the head. His brain was fucked up.

33:52

Single jab. Then fought way past the

33:54

time that his brain should have allowed him

33:56

to do so. He Was so

33:58

brain damaged that he was. Fooled by the

34:00

fake dna test? Remember that the guy said

34:03

it was his father when he wasn't as

34:05

he wanted. His moneys loses like hanging out

34:07

with them. Get money from an hour. That's

34:09

how fucking brain damaged he was. That's a

34:11

lot of brain damage. Next up, Bill.

34:13

Roman Ascii. Denies.

34:15

Fucked up. He definitely ain't right in

34:18

the had. I'll say that ya say

34:20

the I R S E so I'll

34:22

have a lot. And yeah when when

34:24

you mix and eighty's wrestlers worth of

34:26

steroids and Hgh and this brain damage

34:28

to gather it becomes particularly troublesome. made

34:31

him a jerk and made his wife

34:33

a huge twat. Also some house and

34:35

I'll add either but it is right

34:37

there was so at recently ran a

34:39

sex way rubbed off on his wife.

34:41

Allow that app and here next up

34:43

Aaron Hernandez. Ah again. He's always a

34:46

contender here. Death: Tons of brain damage,

34:48

was probably too mushy in the old

34:50

noggin to play even after college, but

34:52

persisted and became a C I S

34:54

All star. So congratulations to hence next

34:56

up. I'm not sure if we have

34:59

no documentation on this, but judging by

35:01

his actions dino Cicero rally I'm gonna

35:03

put on the list. Air. Played.

35:07

Hockey for a long time. It must have

35:09

gotten hit the had a great deal because he

35:11

forgot to whereas pants outside of his house.

35:13

That's why I'm going on math. Dun.

35:16

Dun plain old. Forgot my pants done

35:18

plum, Forgot the pants. Didn't

35:21

wasn't there a rape and I have

35:23

alleged rape in a limo that oh

35:25

yeah multiple players add is like I

35:28

don't know what happened South feel like

35:30

he's been at the Hannibal a timer

35:32

to and finally press bad. Why. Scans

35:35

showed he had the brain of an

35:37

eighty five year old man with Alzheimer's.

35:40

Disease afterwards I killed his family

35:42

seem to have a complete big

35:44

break from reality, Not to mention.

35:47

all the chair shots he took any was

35:49

dropped on his head the one time broke

35:51

his neck and the dynamite kid flying had

35:53

but he did at the end of all

35:56

of this fucking matches which didn't help either

35:58

ah for all this so there's all this

36:00

is big pile of brain damage here. We're

36:02

talking a petri dish

36:04

full of brain damage and a very crowded

36:06

category too. One, two, three, four, five, six

36:09

contestants here for this category. Six

36:12

nominees. This is a lot. The

36:15

winner here everybody, winner is it's

36:17

Chris Benoit. It's got to be.

36:20

It was close between him and Aaron Hernandez

36:22

but none of the others had to this

36:25

level the actual medical proof of their

36:27

totally decimated brain and his actions and

36:29

really his actions are the most important

36:32

thing because the proof is in the

36:34

pudding brain. It sure is. That's

36:36

what it is right there. You

36:38

got to know that. Also, he killed a fucking

36:41

child. His child. That was a

36:44

little child. He killed

36:46

his only son. My God man. He

36:48

killed his only son. Imagine that. His

36:51

only child. In a

36:53

personal manner. In a very

36:55

personal manner. Jesus. Next up

36:57

is actually a positive award.

36:59

One of our few. It

37:01

is the Mandy Malone Award.

37:04

Yeah. Actually contributing something positive

37:06

to the world. Not just not being

37:08

an asshole anymore but actually turning

37:10

the tide around and reversing their karmic

37:13

destiny. Open to the new book. Yes,

37:15

Mandy Malone was someone we did early

37:17

on and she is just a fantastic

37:20

person who we still like to this

37:22

day. Great lady. First

37:24

up here, William Bedford.

37:27

Okay. Yes. That's not his first

37:29

up. He wins it. It's a giveaway award. Yes. Give

37:31

it to him. Sorry. William

37:34

Bedford. He's a basketball player. Drug

37:37

use, drug dealing and being known

37:39

as these two specific nicknames which

37:41

is my favorite. He's known as

37:43

both the worst driver in Detroit

37:46

which is just a great title.

37:48

I'm the worst driver in Detroit.

37:51

Also, from his coach the laziest

37:53

kid in America which I think

37:55

is wonderful. In the

37:57

whole country. Ten of millions of kids.

38:00

He's the laziest. He's only the worst

38:02

driver in Detroit but he's the laziest

38:04

kid in the country. In the whole

38:06

country. That's a lot here. National Powerhouse.

38:09

He now does nice things for troubled

38:11

kids. He's like Mr. Community Center. Here's

38:13

a quote from him in the

38:16

last few years. You've got to humble

38:18

yourself. Obviously there's something that you're not

38:20

doing. You went wrong somewhere. You've been

38:22

doing it your own way so many

38:24

times. Try it another person's way. My

38:26

message is to not go backward after

38:28

you've done your time. Not bad.

38:31

He tells that to kids and he's

38:33

a big giant guy so kids listen

38:35

to him. As far as

38:37

this year goes, so many people are either

38:39

in prison for life or dead from this

38:41

year. I'm amazed we found fucking anybody. It's

38:44

really shocking. It's shocking here. Next

38:46

up, most likely to have

38:48

a second crime and sports episode. Oh my. This

38:50

is a tough one. A tough one because most

38:52

of the bad ones, like I said, are either

38:54

dead or in prison for life this year. It's

38:58

difficult but we did find a few. Number

39:00

one, Delonte West. I

39:03

hate to say it. We're

39:06

rooting for Delonte West because he's just

39:08

a mess. Much like

39:10

Amanda Bynes, that illness is always hiding

39:12

around the next corner, waiting to bludgeon

39:14

him with a lead pipe. It's a

39:16

problem here. The other point is that

39:19

a lot of people are willing to help him and he

39:21

can't do it by himself. Handouts

39:23

oftentimes keep the cycle going.

39:25

A lot of times too he

39:27

hasn't wanted help. He'll disappear. He's a tough one.

39:29

He hasn't found a way to fix it on

39:31

his own. No. Longevity going

39:33

of fixing it. Yeah, no,

39:36

absolutely. Next up, Gene the

39:38

Snowman Snow. He's

39:40

an older fella here but he's a race

39:42

car guy. Remember him? Diddler

39:45

of Young Boys. Got

39:47

minimal time and is still allowed around

39:49

the sport with zero social consequences. People

39:51

just hang out and pretend it never

39:53

happened. Statistically he'll do it again

39:55

and we'll have to fucking talk about him

39:58

again. Just statistically. If there's no

40:00

consequences. Why not fuck more kids?

40:02

Yeah. Next up, Johnny

40:04

Manziel. This is a dark horse, but

40:07

yeah, he's young, dumb, and full of

40:09

shit this guy. He's still a

40:11

young man. Gambling and gambling. Gambling.

40:14

And as the novelty of his infamous

40:16

name value wanes, he'll no longer be

40:18

able to be booked for like weird

40:20

parties and casinos, you know,

40:23

second rate casinos and canyo bullshit.

40:26

He'll try to parlay that into a living,

40:28

resulting in terrible things. I can also see

40:30

him killing somebody with his car like Sonny.

40:33

He also is not a good partner

40:35

in relationships. I can see him being

40:37

frustrated and beating the shit out of

40:39

a woman again. Absolutely. I can see

40:41

that. Yeah, because she distracted him and

40:44

he lost control of the car and bashed

40:46

into somebody's grandfather like Sonny. I can see

40:48

all that happening. Absolutely. Next

40:52

up, finally, Bill Romanowski. I

40:55

just feel like he isn't done in the field of

40:57

crime. On the field of play, he's

40:59

done. On the field of crime, he's laying in

41:01

the weeds, you know, but I really think he's

41:03

got one more big run in him. You know

41:05

what I'm saying? I feel like

41:07

it's going to be financial though. Yeah, it

41:09

says it. Maybe a pyramid scheme based around

41:12

like distribution of a shady supplement mixed in

41:14

Chinese prison camps. Something like that. You know

41:16

what I mean? It all comes out in

41:18

the crumbles and that's

41:21

the type of thing. Not just your

41:23

everyday stuff, but something bad. He needs money.

41:26

Winner here, winner,

41:28

sadly it's Delonte West. Unfortunately,

41:30

it really is. Menzel

41:33

has a better chance of getting away

41:35

with his horse shit because he's

41:37

got it together more where

41:39

Delonte will end up straddling the double yellow

41:41

line while swinging the corpse of a golden

41:43

retriever over his head on video. That's what

41:45

he'll ... You know what I mean? He

41:48

stole from the mall. Yeah, he stole from

41:50

the pet store at the mall. Just reached

41:52

into that little cage and grabbed him. Started

41:55

taking bites out of him or some shit. So

41:57

there you go. That's the

42:00

way. of that one, Delonte West, is

42:02

the most likely to have a second episode.

42:04

That's sad. Next up,

42:06

the person you'd least want to

42:08

date your daughter. Oh. No

42:10

murder included though. I mean, the

42:13

whole fucking cast. The whole cast, the whole

42:15

cast. But this is the least. That's what

42:17

I mean. That's why these scummies are difficult.

42:20

They're difficult. First up,

42:22

Greg Hardy. Yeah. Oh. Yes.

42:25

Will not only beat your daughter senselessly, but doesn't

42:27

even have the means to pay some of the

42:29

bills. He's not

42:31

even beating her going, bitch, I pay the bills. He's like,

42:34

bitch, give me $20 and I'm going to beat you.

42:36

This is crazy. Your daughter will

42:38

work all day, then get beat up by this

42:40

idiot after he gets home from his gig at

42:43

Walmart. You don't want this to happen. And then

42:45

she'll have to go to an urgent care with

42:47

her own health insurance because he, they can't afford

42:49

it. Yes. Next up,

42:51

Gerard Mustaff. Jesus

42:54

Christ. Neither him nor his father

42:56

were quote, in favor of pregnancy.

42:58

And we found out his father

43:01

almost made that award and

43:03

would do anything that the wort said, baby, including

43:05

kill your daughter. So watch out for him. Murder.

43:07

Yeah. Murder. Next up,

43:10

Louis Billups. A

43:12

new one. He's our newest episode, but

43:14

he came in with a fury. A

43:16

bad man. Never met a lady. He

43:18

didn't want to punch, rape, or threaten

43:20

her NBA brother's career over. Just never

43:23

met a real one. He's a piece

43:25

of trash. He really sucks. Next up,

43:27

Alex Hurricane Higgins. This isn't

43:29

who you want your daughter to marry. Drank himself

43:31

toward an early grave at a tremendous rate, smoking

43:33

four packs a day with no money and hanging

43:36

out at pool halls. You don't want

43:38

that guy. So that's fine. Winner

43:40

here. Here we go. Here is the

43:42

winner. Louis Billups.

43:44

It's Billups. He came in.

43:47

It's sad because Hardy really thought he had

43:49

it wrapped up. He Thought the

43:51

award was his, and then Billups came in

43:54

in the last week of eligibility and just

43:56

snatched it, snatched it from him. All The

43:58

others may do what he does. But

44:00

none of them will have the balls to

44:02

try to extort a rape victims by using

44:04

the evidence that can convict him of rape.

44:07

It's mind boggling to get

44:09

your money. Plus. He's just a

44:11

real asshole and I wouldn't want to have to hang out

44:13

with him at Christmas dinner years I am. Fuck off. Next

44:17

up here this award. we have a

44:19

few more left, only a couple more.

44:21

Next up is these Please Turn It

44:23

Around award or V Rom The Floor

44:25

Memorial we call it as well Say

44:27

he was a guy whose idea we

44:29

got this from. This is because Won't

44:31

Run The Floor turned it around and

44:33

actually did well with his life. and

44:35

ah so this is of people we'd

44:37

like to turn it around or been

44:39

rooting for them. Okay first. Dot L,

44:41

A, Mike Richards and. I

44:45

don't think there's any way it's on that

44:47

around. I do with this is a

44:49

guys with the best chance of turning

44:51

around and this allies he may be that

44:53

murder rap. Okay so the other man

44:55

in the hooker motel parking lot may

44:57

have a stick in his hand and a

44:59

may end up and sacrifice yourself. Know

45:02

city embraces past sports heroes like Chicago.

45:04

There is not what on earth that does.

45:06

He could move their, get a job

45:08

and still go to all the Eighty

45:10

Four Bear Eighty Five Bears functions, the forty

45:12

Year anniversary coming. Up in two years south

45:14

sell on sit down on Navy Pier. He

45:17

could be fine if he just had annoyed

45:19

and stops hanging out at the fucking with

45:21

Johnson's on Van Buren. Some.

45:24

Next stop, Lose the right? Are we

45:26

all rooting for Luther right? How are

45:28

you not rooting for Lisa right? I'm

45:30

poor guy. Forget last toes of sees

45:32

as he seven foot to with no

45:35

toes that's wobbly. you

45:38

are wildly the we will pay as people

45:40

wanna help him but he just loves crack

45:42

and taking your shoes off and the windsor

45:44

while outdoors he loves those do things that

45:47

again up can't be helped the thought of

45:49

a man that large squeezing himself into the

45:51

back seats have abandoned cars to try to

45:53

get him sleep zoc and depressing please turn

45:56

it around pleased with the now here we

45:58

beg you know the third one a different

46:00

take on this category. Okay,

46:02

normally this is reserved for people we like,

46:04

this award, or we root for. Gene

46:07

Snowman Snow here. For

46:10

the sake of fucking society. For

46:12

the sake of society, yes. Normally this is

46:14

people we like who maybe have a personality

46:17

that shines through their stupidity, but this one

46:19

is just for the greater good of society.

46:21

Stop diddling kids. That would be best

46:23

for everyone. For

46:28

innocent buttholes everywhere, leave them alone. Leave

46:30

them alone. So the winner here, let's

46:32

be here, it's a good one, the

46:34

winner. Oh my

46:36

goodness, in an upset. And

46:39

for the greater good of society, Gene, no. Him

46:43

turning it around means less molested

46:45

kids. That's worth the sacrifice of

46:47

one award. Sorry, Luther Wright. We

46:50

apologize. You were definitely the front

46:52

runner. You sacrificed toes and shit

46:54

for this. Yup, absolutely,

46:56

man. So next up here,

46:58

a couple more left, we

47:00

have the worst father award. This

47:03

excludes the obvious choices of fathers who

47:05

fuck their kids and things of that

47:07

nature. Okay, so those are like that

47:10

now. First up,

47:12

Deshaun Stevenson's dad strangled

47:16

Deshaun's grandma to death,

47:18

pleaded guilty to

47:22

second degree murder, was given the maximum punishment

47:24

of 15 to life, and then died of

47:26

cancer at age 36. The

47:29

last thing he did was have a tattoo

47:31

on his chest saying Deshaun put on there.

47:35

Not a good dad. Next

47:38

up, Luther Wright's dad. Beat

47:41

him with an industrial hose until he thought he

47:43

was going to die. That's not

47:45

a good dad at all here. And he

47:47

had knots and shit, so he ... Oh yeah. Not

47:49

even in the middle of the hose. No. He

47:52

was like whippin' him. He was crackin' him. Jesus.

47:56

Next Up, Charles Rockin' Rebel Williams.

48:00

The old his wife and himself

48:02

and let his small children discover

48:04

them in the morning. Thanks Dad

48:06

Said That is not only the

48:08

as parents scarred for life now

48:10

fuckers Enjoy! Thanks a lot I

48:12

the next up is very simply

48:14

Sonny Liston Dad for having twenty

48:16

five kids yet twenty five kids.

48:18

So. Bad that you can't take care of.

48:21

Twenty five know Ted's eyes and on

48:23

his are other when nobody eats especially

48:25

if you're a sharecropper which he was

48:27

ads is not good so got to

48:29

and I'm a mediocre death death death

48:31

may not have you haven't killed any

48:33

of them are how they all have

48:35

either on identities they november that days.

48:37

never missed a meal of their own.

48:39

Great So the winner here not even

48:41

close in a blow out. Rocket Rebel

48:43

wins this one. is it that we

48:45

often ask is a better for Dad

48:47

to take off and never. Come back

48:49

or sick around a beat the living

48:51

shit out of everyone within arm's reach.

48:53

Well, we'll never know the answer to

48:55

that, but it's definitely better not to

48:57

kill mom and yourself and leave yourselves

48:59

to be found by the children that

49:01

are not yours for we know that's

49:03

bad parenting it back. next up. Love

49:06

this is another one. This is one

49:08

of my favorites categories most likely to

49:10

find and kill me personally for compiling

49:12

this shit on them, in them telling

49:14

the whole story First stop and this

49:16

is a surprise or because he wasn't

49:18

in this year's. Running Arms

49:20

Adam Pacman Jones. And.

49:23

Yes, The. Episode

49:25

allows there now he's these run it around

49:27

get in trouble. The episode wasn't this year

49:29

but we keep doing updates and I'm very

49:32

afraid of running into him in an airport.

49:34

Say. The Cincinnati airports you're not allowed it

49:36

you won't find of in the since the

49:39

airport because it's not allow allowed now. Know.

49:41

That when I look back at them. so

49:43

I'm worried about having someone see him, then

49:45

see me and start making a ruger. What

49:48

jobs? Until he beats me to death with

49:50

a second in front of Gates sex. I

49:52

don't need that shit. That's.

49:54

Possible Highly possible. Another

49:56

one that's highly possible. Lawrence Taylor.

50:00

While he's not a murderer and more

50:02

of a crack-headed prostitute frequenter, he

50:04

would have the easiest road to me because

50:07

I'd be so shocked and happy to meet him that

50:09

he could run me through with a butcher knife if

50:11

he felt like and I'd be like, holy shit, it's

50:13

LD. That's crazy. He could

50:15

totally get, he's got 10

50:17

seconds of leeway with childhood worship

50:19

time of, you

50:21

know, that sort of thing. Next up,

50:24

Brandon Browner. Oh. And

50:26

this is a tough category because, no, football, the

50:28

Seahawks guy. Oh, that guy. The

50:30

offensive back. This is a tough category because most of

50:32

the most dangerous people are in prison for life, so

50:34

I couldn't put them in here. So

50:37

Brandon Browner escalated all the way to breaking

50:39

into a woman's home and beating her half

50:41

to death. Remember that? He's

50:43

got all the needed moves for

50:45

a night stalker-style revenge murder. He

50:48

could do it. He's still in prison, but he'll be out

50:50

soon. He's got it all, everybody. He's got all the makings there.

50:52

He's a deep sleeper. I'm

50:54

a real deep sleeper. And then

50:57

finally, Maxim Novoselov. He's

50:59

crazy. He's Russian. He has organized

51:01

crime connections and enjoys fighting with

51:04

he-man-sized battle axes. Always

51:06

a threat in the murder department. Could probably

51:08

do it, then eat a huge lunch afterwards.

51:10

He wouldn't even worry about it. So the

51:13

winner here, it's a tough one, the winner here,

51:15

LT was a strong candidate, but he's so much

51:17

of a mess. I don't even think he'd remember

51:19

to be mad at me, even if he knew

51:22

we existed, which I'm sure he doesn't. Winner is

51:24

Brandon Browner in an upset. Yes.

51:28

All the other guys have something else going

51:30

on. Brandon will get out of San Quentin

51:32

and look to settle scores, I feel. Good

51:34

God, San Quentin, too. Oh, yeah. No one

51:36

cares about him anymore, so he'll go all

51:38

the way down the score, all the way

51:40

down the line, score settling time, until

51:43

he gets to us and murders me. So

51:46

finally, everybody, do you have

51:48

your bow ties straight? Is

51:51

everybody here ready for this? It's

51:54

the biggie. It's the big one, everybody. Hope

51:56

you got your drinks ready. You should, because

51:58

it is time for... the

52:00

most anticipated award in the

52:03

history of awards, the most

52:05

pageantry, the scumbag of

52:07

the year, everybody. Here it

52:09

is. Oh baby, the big finish. Remember,

52:12

by the way, because people go, oh, well this

52:14

person is just all murderers. No, no, no, no.

52:17

It's not just what you did, but how you did

52:19

it. You did it. Why you did it? A

52:22

complete disregard for decency and general human

52:24

nature, maybe even having a little bit

52:26

of a lawn while you do your

52:29

drive. Selfishness, yeah. Some selfishness. Let's

52:31

see here. This year, we're going to break

52:33

these categories down into three different divisions. Oh

52:36

boy. Okay. First up, in

52:38

our serial killer division, our serial ... What

52:40

do they call it in the tournament? The

52:43

brackets. In our serial killer bracket, we

52:46

have Cedric Spiderman Marx. It's

52:49

pretty bad, yeah. He's a fucking serial killer.

52:51

He killed any woman who was

52:54

inconvenient to him, dismembered, dumped people,

52:56

made other women

52:58

give alibis. I mean, he is a-

53:00

Stayed married to one while dating others.

53:04

Bad, bad, bad, bad man, Cedric

53:06

Marx. He's a strong contender. Next

53:09

up, Aaron Hernandez. He

53:11

killed at least several people that we

53:13

know of, at least three or whatever,

53:15

with more planned. He had more- Oh

53:18

yeah. In the other list.

53:20

Yeah. Yeah. Was the

53:22

most Jekyll and Hyde existence that anyone ever heard of. By

53:25

day- Oh God. Name

53:28

another person that presented one thing and

53:31

was the- To that extreme. To that

53:33

extreme. Yeah. By day, hang

53:35

out with Tom Brady. By night, murder your friends

53:37

and cousins and relatives and brother-in-laws or whatever the

53:39

fuck it was. Oh, make sure not to remember

53:41

that the inside of your home is all surveillance

53:43

cameras, so you're alibi shit too. Remember

53:46

that part. As you hand a murder weapon to a

53:48

man. With a ... while wearing

53:51

a bloody shirt or whatever it was. Now,

53:53

in any other year, a serial killer would

53:55

be a shoo-in, obviously. But this

53:57

year, the field is Loaded with true scum.

54:00

Ready. To get their accolades, let's move

54:02

on to the child molester division. or

54:04

right. Here we have

54:06

our first up.north away. Their.

54:09

Now the reason for this he only you

54:11

know he molested a couple kids or whatever.

54:13

but the reason is on here is because

54:15

it's his position of power. Via. An

54:18

Olympian, a minister and a kid

54:20

swim teacher. Everything he did was

54:22

set up to be trustworthy every

54:24

to get more kids. Fucking Thing

54:26

he did was to sweeten that

54:28

flower to get the be used

54:30

to land on it and thence

54:32

venus flytrap their asses, arms put

54:34

in a position of power over

54:36

children and uses it to diddle

54:38

a neighbor, not a scumbag trolling

54:41

the streets in a rape than

54:43

a true predator cloaking himself in

54:45

the robes of thrust bad man.

54:48

Next up, Christmas alums. Another

54:50

recent guys fuck this daughter

54:52

three years. Oil raped his

54:55

daughter for years starting at

54:57

age eight. Then.

55:00

To. Make it worse if you could. Repeatedly.

55:03

And to this day denies that

55:05

it ever happened even though there's

55:07

physical medical proof. Puts.

55:09

This further destroys his daughter's life

55:12

who has recently come out publicly

55:14

with their name and everything to

55:16

try to save him into it

55:18

mitigates which he wants. He calls

55:20

his daughter a liar. so not

55:22

only did he do that now

55:24

he'd probably calls are a liar

55:26

and I always sets that's a

55:28

scumbag right That yes that's fucking

55:30

proof Ny that is some that

55:32

salon boy next up daily. Hilton

55:34

Junior. Again,

55:36

fucked his own daughter. Yes,

55:38

but he molested more than one of

55:41

I'm Caesar did so right away. He's

55:43

ups melons because of that of more

55:45

than one. Also kept them out of

55:47

school and drag them on the road

55:49

with him with the whole family crabbing

55:52

into Super eight fucking disgusting motel rooms

55:54

or the Tribes or bad enough to

55:56

would make some a real contenders his

55:58

ability to come. We deny

56:00

these convicted grind to this fucking

56:03

day again. Oh and he got

56:05

remarried and had another daughter. After

56:07

all the still it's which frightens

56:09

me even more here. Next up

56:12

and last in this bracket of

56:14

this category is Sergio meets Re.

56:18

Yeah. He's a

56:20

real front runner. People are an

56:22

abusive lunatic who not only killed

56:25

his girlfriend's babies, didn't only rape

56:27

his girlfriend's baby, but raped a

56:29

baby to death. If

56:32

you said what's the worst thing a human

56:34

being could do am I a rape

56:36

a baby to death As as that

56:38

such as like an extreme example, nobody does

56:41

that. That's crazy. The

56:43

absolute depravity disregard for really anything

56:45

that a half decent society hold

56:47

sacred makes him one of our

56:49

most accomplice scumbags in the history

56:51

of the shelves. But will one

56:53

huge cry be enough to since

56:55

it that's the thing talking about

56:57

multiple murders we don't out air

56:59

and finally the family. Annihilate or

57:01

Class. Here are other in the

57:04

western family: Annihilate or bracket here.

57:07

We. Have two people Charles both wrestlers

57:10

by the way but he C

57:12

W will here odds Charles Rock

57:14

and Rebel Williams number one. Not.

57:16

Only to the kids get to know the

57:18

dad killed mom and then didn't even care

57:21

enough about them to stick around to protect

57:23

them from the world's Also gave them a

57:25

lifelong image of seeing their horribly dead parents.

57:28

Nice. Job Charles at a real

57:30

A one fucking move Jack asks

57:33

then finally. Press Ben was.

57:35

Yeah. Again again killed his wife.

57:38

Fine adults have problems and

57:40

kill each other. We've.

57:42

Heard things on small town murder were like I

57:44

could see it. As Uribe like I

57:46

don't know I could see the has been widely

57:48

zip builds up over years. Whatever.

57:51

Puts the have the brain damage and

57:53

ego to think that your kid couldn't

57:55

possibly make it without you. Around

57:58

so you kill your kid. But

58:00

then you don't even have the balls to make

58:03

up a story about home invaders dead set on

58:05

destroying his life because of that Time he beats

58:07

Sid vicious for the fucking title in WCW No,

58:10

he pussies out and kills himself

58:13

and in the most pussy way possible

58:15

with a nice soft towel around his

58:17

neck So his skin wouldn't chafe so

58:19

he wouldn't hurt himself. They wouldn't hurt

58:22

himself This is

58:24

a tough one everybody. Yes, this is a tough one

58:27

Let's get into this. This was the

58:29

toughest call of any scumbag of the

58:31

year so far by far Myself

58:34

and our esteem panel debated over

58:36

a multi-minute period it really took

58:38

a while Frankie and

58:40

Benny wanted a guy who fucked his own kid

58:42

to win the prize They were disgusted by that

58:45

but Frankie picked Nellums and Benny decided Davey

58:47

Hilton's other violent crime sent him over the

58:49

top So they ended up canceling each other

58:51

out in the kid fucking department So

58:54

after much deliberation Oscar and I

58:56

came to the obvious choice and

58:59

it's the only choice everybody Sergio

59:02

Maitrei, congratulations You're

59:06

the worst person who's ever fucking walked

59:08

the earth scumbag of the year and

59:10

possibly the decade Of

59:14

a lifetime. Yes while killing your whole family

59:16

killing multiple people You aren't related to and

59:18

trying to get away with it for the

59:20

purpose of killing more and the raping of

59:22

your own children Are all abhorrent? terrifying

59:25

acts of shit raping a

59:28

baby to death is a phrase that

59:30

will never cease to shock

59:32

amazed and discuss Everybody Sergio

59:34

you're the worst ever This

59:37

is both the life to our scumbag

59:39

of the year and a lifetime scummy

59:42

for the person Who I'd most like

59:44

to kick the living shit out of

59:46

the most Congratulations Sergio

59:48

you are the big winner

59:50

tonight. Oh my goodness.

59:52

Thank you for participating And

59:55

being the biggest piece of shit ever

59:57

and that poor fucking baby. So yeah

1:02:00

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1:02:03

miss all the scum, everybody. So

1:02:05

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