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We have a crazy ass episode. No

10:07

matter the length, Maxim

10:09

Novoselov. Why

10:12

are they all have to

10:14

Maxim. Yeah. Max was not six

10:17

first name? Via Cheslaws.

10:19

See that? There's another ops. Yeah. The

10:21

the ops are big, though. The ops and the

10:23

anything with ops. Pav and

10:25

Lava. Very big over there, Malatov.

10:27

It's all on on that shit.

10:30

Cocktails and everything. Yeah. This guy is

10:32

Russian born in Russia, and this man, if

10:34

you could if you could personify

10:36

a country. Oh, yeah.

10:38

Remember we said back in the Dazzic episode, we

10:40

said if you if four Chan was

10:42

a country, It would

10:45

be it would be

10:47

Russia. This guy is if

10:49

you turned Russia and

10:51

somehow, like a wizard, Yeah.

10:53

Did a thing and there was a big cloud with sparks

10:55

and shit and then poof, it came out a person.

10:57

It would be maximum Novoselov

11:00

a doubt. He is.

11:02

Russia as a human. He's born May

11:05

fifteenth nineteen seventy three. K.

11:07

And he's still MMA fighting, so that tells you

11:09

a lot about that. Oh, yeah. Oh,

11:11

yeah. Good Lord. Brain damage

11:13

isn't really the problem with this guy. Or

11:15

if it was, it happened at a young age because he's

11:17

always been a fucking maniac, a

11:20

fifty year old man fighting hand to

11:22

hand combat is a it seems

11:24

ridiculous. What seems

11:27

dangerous to himself more than anybody else.

11:29

When you see the guy though, you go, you

11:31

know what? Do whatever you gotta

11:33

do. He's a fucking He's

11:35

a beast of a human being. He's six

11:37

foot tall, two hundred fifty pounds,

11:39

and just looks like I can't

11:41

he looks like a bear, like a shaved

11:44

bear. He's he's

11:46

such a fucking beast this

11:48

guy. Now a lot of this a

11:50

lot of stuff that I couldn't find anywhere

11:52

else came from a couple of Russian articles

11:54

because he's Russian. So that's where he's

11:56

covered most of all, especially his background and some

11:58

of his criminal shit here. The

12:01

Russian article was written by

12:03

Vasily

12:03

Trunov. I couldn't tell what the

12:05

publication was. I don't even fucking

12:07

know. It's all in Russian. This Google

12:09

translate helped a lot here. Yeah. We're

12:11

gonna have a lot of fun with the translations

12:13

also because they

12:15

really sound they really sound

12:17

funny. Maxim's nickname Mad

12:20

Max is what everybody calls him, of

12:22

course. I feel like he should

12:24

he should be able to they should be a tournament of,

12:26

like, him and Vernon Max as well

12:28

and put all the other mad maxes

12:30

in and fight the staff. Anytime

12:33

max is in the name, mad is certain

12:35

it's like ninety seven percent Yeah.

12:36

Even the chick on stranger things is was Matt

12:38

Max on there on her video. Right. Right.

12:41

Yeah. Does it say that her maxi pad?

12:43

That's all you got. That's pretty all you're getting.

12:45

Yeah. You wanna be mad max or maxi

12:47

pad? Which one? This is

12:49

a red Ed, so that's that's

12:51

a given. Yeah. Look at you. Ultra

12:53

absorbent. Hey, she's

12:55

for heavy flow days. Right? Yeah.

13:01

What's happening in heavy flow? If

13:05

the girl's name is just security. The

13:07

girl's name is Flo. Is that what you call

13:09

her? Heavy heavy flow. Light,

13:11

light, light, light, light, light, light, and do all that kind

13:13

of shit. Now here

13:15

is the intro from the article

13:18

that This will give you an overview of

13:20

our fella here. Okay? Quote,

13:23

one hundred twenty three kilograms

13:25

of meat. Bald head,

13:27

scarred face, steel look,

13:29

Maxim is a

13:31

professional fighter without rules and a

13:33

versatile warrior. He throws

13:35

knives, fights with axes, and knows how

13:37

to shoot from any weapon, from a

13:39

mak makarov pistol to

13:41

an RPG. Why?

13:44

Because he's fucking psycho.

13:46

Dude, he was in like the Russian army

13:48

too. He did all sorts of crazy

13:50

shit training people had a hand

13:52

to hand combat with axes and

13:54

hatchets and shit. He's a fucking psychopath.

13:58

He's a psycho because his other shit, what

14:00

he does outside of MMA, is not

14:02

like he doesn't work at Target and

14:04

Stock Sean's and shit. No. He's

14:06

a fucking psychopath. Whatever you were

14:09

getting gold's gym -- cleaning up the

14:11

barbell. Whatever dark

14:13

shadowy Russian underground you're

14:15

picturing he this guy's the guy sitting

14:17

at the table

14:17

going, bring him to me. And then they come and

14:19

he rips the guy's head off his shoulders. Like,

14:22

that's that's him. He

14:25

he was from, I

14:27

guess,trek ...trekorni.trekorni. Trekorn.

14:33

Oh my god. T a Trekney Walk.

14:35

Trek HG0RNY

14:39

So he's that's where he's from, I

14:41

suppose. It's called

14:43

a closed paramilitary town.

14:46

That's where he's from. What?

14:48

Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of like

14:51

it's yeah. There's some weird shit. What do they

14:53

have there? There's some weird shit going on

14:55

in Russia. That's why. So you

14:57

you'd you'd like it you'd liken it to, like, a

15:00

Fort Bragg or something like that? No. Of

15:02

course. No. No. No. Of Fort Bragg is an

15:04

actual military installation. This

15:06

This is, like, growing up in a militia town

15:08

in Idaho. Oh, it's not

15:10

even sponsored. No. Sponsored Paramount.

15:12

Oh, God. This is like a bunch of

15:14

crazy assassins and Yeah.

15:17

And I'm hired out,

15:19

like, what's the word I'm looking for?

15:21

A higher track Not yes,

15:23

but contractors

15:25

for I guess it would be the best way to

15:27

put it, but he's he's one of those, like

15:29

a paid mercenaries.

15:32

That's the art. Mercenaries. These

15:34

these are like mercenary people from like an

15:36

eighties. People Chuck Norris would have to

15:38

shoot with a rocket launcher. You know what I

15:40

mean? Like, shit like that. So

15:42

very fucking strange. This

15:44

article also says that the local boys at

15:46

the time he grew up. Seventies

15:48

and eighties because Russia also was going down

15:50

fucking hill in the eighties. Things weren't great.

15:52

They had three options to be a

15:54

boxer, a wrestler, or

15:56

a hooligan. There were

15:58

-- Okay. -- no other nothing else to do

16:00

there, basically. All of those are

16:02

are people who assault

16:04

others. Deadwood is what he just described. Let

16:07

me just describe that one.

16:10

He says you could you

16:12

tried to be, like, guy they

16:14

had all these unsanctioned fights

16:16

is what they would do, like, these

16:18

unsanctioned crazy fights and you would to be,

16:20

like, the toughest guy in your area. It's

16:23

it's so strange, man. This is

16:25

like it sounds like a giant prison

16:27

camp is what this way sounds like.

16:29

So here is a quote

16:31

from Max himself. At

16:33

least once a month, our Cosmodrome

16:36

gang fought wall to wall

16:38

with

16:38

someone. He said they were

16:40

all could be simple

16:42

reasons. Some guy, one of their friends, got

16:44

pushed at a disco or,

16:47

you know, something. Any kind of any

16:49

kind of argument could cause a

16:51

giant gang brawl basically. He

16:53

said he said the guys would they'd

16:55

break each other's ribs, knock each other's teeth

16:57

out, but everyone left on their own

16:59

on their own feet. So

17:02

fist fights is what he said. Where? Yeah. Yeah. That's all.

17:04

Just fist fights. No. Nothing

17:06

nothing more than chains and knives.

17:08

We're we're going like nineteen

17:10

fifty nine rumble is what they're having

17:12

over

17:12

there. So -- Tea. -- in the rins. You

17:15

know, but that's okay. You can walk away.

17:17

You're still just because just because

17:19

you can stand doesn't mean that you

17:21

you're not very injured. Make

17:23

you mad Jimmy. That's problem.

17:25

You're not mad. I don't

17:28

wanna lose teeth over this. You

17:30

break ribs. Next time you breathe,

17:32

every time you think I should fight better

17:34

next time. That's all that's all

17:36

it

17:36

is. Every time you

17:37

really go, I bad fighter. I need

17:40

train harder. Yeah. I

17:42

got to be better. That's that's

17:44

a reminder. Yeah. You walk away.

17:46

Nothing broken. Next

17:48

time you come in, I I good fighter.

17:50

I good fighter. You get killed. See,

17:52

that's how work. I don't know what accent that is, by the

17:54

way. Sorry. The time you smile, you reminded

17:57

that you that you get suckered.

17:59

Okay. Protect face

18:01

more. More protect

18:03

face. Let's put arm down. See?

18:06

Remind. Missing it in size or maybe you

18:08

know. Maybe you'll drop the

18:10

left neck real world reminder to

18:12

keep hand up and defend self

18:14

at all time.

18:16

See, is

18:18

good. So

18:22

he got through school, I

18:24

guess. In his school, there was

18:27

military applied stuff. Of course.

18:29

It's like a part yeah. There was

18:31

like combat courses

18:33

you could take in high school also. I'm

18:35

not even shitting you, which is like shop

18:37

class, but shop class except with,

18:39

you know, artillery. That's if they were

18:42

working out. By

18:45

eighteen, he was a

18:47

dangerous man, essentially. I

18:49

would say so. Yeah. He's framed

18:51

that way. He's been fighting. He shoots with any

18:53

weapon accurately because he's been trained,

18:55

you know, kind of like ROTC

18:56

style, I guess. Yeah. And live

18:59

rounds. He can very

19:01

very happy and proud that he can

19:03

disassemble a machine gun in eleven seconds,

19:06

which -- Wow. -- we have not had a

19:08

whole lot of crime in board

19:10

subjects in three hundred and thirty three prior

19:12

episodes that had any they

19:14

didn't know what their time was in disassembling

19:16

a machine

19:17

gun. So Sub fifteen. That's not bad. That's we've never

19:19

given out that stat before. Disassembling

19:21

machine gun time. That's

19:24

the first. He had a he averaged

19:26

twelve point six points, four

19:28

rebounds, the three assists. He had a block and

19:30

a half a game. Oh, and he could disassemble a

19:32

machine gun in twelve point eight

19:34

and it's impressive too. We've never hundred

19:36

and eleven seconds is crazy. Yeah.

19:39

It's it's so he ended up going into

19:42

the army. Mhmm. And this is

19:44

when Afghanistan was

19:46

going on, if you remember. It was it died

19:48

out kind of in the late eighties and all that kind

19:50

of shit. Russia You know, when Russia

19:52

was bankrupt. Yeah. Asked deep in in

19:54

that. And then after that, there was

19:57

there's other problems. There's been

19:59

up Chechnya and things that they've been there's a lot going

20:01

on in Russia. If you're if you wanna

20:03

fight and shoot things, Russia was a good place

20:05

to be for you. So He

20:08

said, quote, we were trained for war in

20:10

elite companies by experienced men

20:12

who went through Vietnam and Afghanistan.

20:15

There was no lawlessness in the

20:17

military units. There are no grandfathers, spirits,

20:20

and scoops in battle. I don't

20:22

know what that means. Okay. But he apparently

20:24

that means something apparently. Your

20:28

boyfriend who harbors a grudge, I

20:30

guess, your friend who's a guy, bad

20:32

translation there. There In

20:35

Russia, the military is more of a brokeback

20:37

mountain type situation. It's

20:40

like the national guard, but you, you know,

20:42

you gotta you gotta get good at licking your

20:44

hand and making it happen. Hail

20:46

gunner means something special. It's

20:48

very different. It's a very very different position. You

20:51

can put it that

20:51

way. It is a position over there, but it's a Well,

20:54

it is. Yeah.

20:56

Totally different one. So He

20:59

says, where is it? Oh, your boyfriend Harper's a

21:01

grudge can push you into a mine

21:03

and you will return home legless

21:05

and disabled. Nobody wants

21:08

this. No shit. Yeah.

21:10

That seems. So if you're with one

21:12

of your buddies and they are upset with

21:14

you for something, they can shove you into a

21:16

landmine, which is Yeah. A

21:19

terrible way to frag somebody.

21:21

We yeah. We used to shoulder

21:23

check people into the wall walking

21:25

down the hall. The locker -- Yeah. -- walker.

21:27

-- who makes a cool noise. You know he

21:29

likes? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something like

21:32

that. I've got a landmine. And then you

21:34

go Dick, How do you like that with legs

21:36

now, motherhood? Took you left,

21:38

didn't it? It'll teach you to steal my french fries

21:40

when I go to the bathroom.

21:42

I shove you

21:46

into a mine. Holy

21:48

shit. He's your Understolen, so that's not

21:50

much better. But It's Right? Yeah. It's, you know,

21:52

slightly but it's still that's the

21:54

that's the the devil, you know, is better than

21:56

-- Yeah. -- the devil with a Hitler

21:58

mustache, I suppose. Right?

22:01

how the saying goes? That's

22:03

exactly it. Devil you know is better than Hitler. I

22:05

think is how the saying goes. I

22:07

thought so. I think my grandfather used to say

22:09

that one. Well, the devil you know is better

22:11

than Hitler. I'm gonna be like, oh, okay.

22:13

That

22:13

might be just as

22:16

truthful. Yeah. I mean, it's

22:18

It is true. Whatever you got,

22:21

probably better than Hitler, you

22:23

know. My

22:30

god. Better than Hitler's gonna be

22:32

the name of this episode. That's

22:37

fine line there to draw.

22:38

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's hard

22:42

not to be better than Hitler. It really is. It's you

22:44

really gotta work. And especially when you

22:45

really look into World War two, you're like, wow.

22:48

What a dick? Not only just the horrible

22:50

things that we know of atrocities and

22:52

all the cost and

22:53

all that sort of thing, but he

22:55

was a douche bag also. Yeah. Let me

22:57

really And then when it's all found

22:59

out and all the facts come to

23:02

light, the cowardice.

23:04

Oh, yeah. Absolute cowardice. Well, he was

23:06

just a crack head. The last four years

23:08

or he was just a crack head.

23:10

He But why pull all that shit if you're not

23:13

gonna own it? You know what I mean? But at that point,

23:15

I mean, because he's a fucking narcissistic

23:17

maniac. That's why. He's a narcissistic

23:19

cycle path. That's why he can't see that.

23:21

And he kept himself so fucking insulated

23:24

that he didn't hear bad things. He

23:26

thought and even when he heard slightly bad

23:28

things, he was his doctor would give him

23:30

fucking give him opiates and inject them,

23:32

and then he'd think everything was great. And he'd go

23:34

out there and tell everybody that they were gonna win

23:36

the war. And they were he fucking is wrong with this

23:38

guy? What is he high? He's high. That's

23:40

what's wrong with. Read blitzed. It's

23:42

a book about it's they

23:44

they got a hold

23:44

of. Finally, it took forever to get a

23:47

hold of it, but they got a hold of Hitler's

23:49

doctors, journals. So it

23:51

has everything that he

23:53

gave Hitler all the drugs what dosages, what day,

23:55

his whole diaries with his

23:56

journals. Oh, shit. Dude, he was

23:58

giving him speedballs by the end.

24:01

He was just flying. In forty four, he

24:04

was getting coke meth

24:07

a coke meth opiate. Fucking

24:09

mixtures. Cove metamorphine basically

24:11

mixture together that he was getting those

24:13

injections multiple times a day. A day.

24:15

A day. A day. Correct. He's just a

24:17

fucking crack at. It's all he was as a crack at.

24:19

And, like, unbelievable. He called the doctor in the

24:22

middle of the night with, like, bullshit uses.

24:24

He was like because he's ancient. Because he's a Exactly. He

24:26

was a total cracker. He was just your

24:28

standard brand cracker. Yeah. His blood

24:30

inches and he's thrown up. Come over.

24:33

Yeah. So There

24:35

you go. He was Cassidy. But

24:37

even his even even everybody that was

24:39

around him, what the cowardice, the fucking That's

24:42

little running. Look. Yeah. Own it.

24:44

You fucking bitch. How dare you?

24:46

Nope. Not a lot of them dead, man.

24:48

Not a lot of them dead. A man.

24:50

Read the Nazi and the psychiatrist, you got to see

24:52

exactly how they all reacted when they got caught.

24:54

The ones who didn't kill themselves, they -- Yeah.

24:56

-- they're all in the same place in this type.

24:59

Months like Venezuela or some shit? No. They were all

25:01

in in in in

25:04

Europe still. It was still in Europe. Yeah. I think it was all It was

25:06

a bunch that went down to, Argent Oh,

25:08

they ran away, though. They were escaped. No. These were

25:10

people that were caught, I'm talking about. So they had

25:12

all the ones that were tried at the Nuremberg

25:14

trials. This psychiatrist over saw them at

25:16

the prison. Yeah. And then after

25:18

that, they caught a bunch down in -- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

25:20

Yeah. Yeah. -- everywhere. And they fly all over the world.

25:22

He does them.

25:23

Yeah. The fucking after their

25:25

hot they're in they're in court, like, just

25:28

the the towers. Crazy. What's his

25:30

name? Absolute Publicis. I think it

25:32

was Hess maybe that was the one that was

25:34

out like in the fucking he was he

25:36

just went up in the mountains and pretended to

25:38

be a portrait painter by the under a different

25:40

name. Like, still in another way that like Another

25:42

one went my was a farmer

25:44

in fucking like Argentina and went by

25:46

a different name. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The lot of Oh, dare

25:48

you. Yeah. Fussy. A fucking dare

25:51

you. Think about what they did. Conflict.

25:53

What they did, then yeah. Again,

25:55

that doesn't surprise me. They're a bunch of pluses.

25:58

World conflict. World ended up and own

26:00

it, man. Nope. Nope.

26:02

No. Wow. The Japanese were

26:05

were totally different than the way the Chinese

26:07

people. Yeah. You're not the German people. The

26:09

I'm talking about the leadership. Yeah. The

26:11

see you. Yeah. So either way, that doesn't

26:13

matter here. Sometime we get off

26:15

on there. Devil you know is better than

26:17

Hitler. Let's just put it that way. Let's

26:22

put a cherry on it. So It's really

26:24

good. That's a first. That's

26:26

it's gotta be a cherry. Right?

26:30

Conversations, that will start.

26:32

Yeah. What the fuck? I mean,

26:34

they're saying something better than Hitler,

26:36

I guess. No

26:38

picture of Hitler on

26:38

there, again, of that. No. Maybe it's like

26:41

a doubletcher thing through it.

26:45

No Hitler. You know? Double you know

26:47

is better than dot dot dot with

26:49

just just the jowls of Hitler with the

26:51

stash. Just the mustache out there

26:53

right now. Nobody

26:56

wants Hitler on their shirt in any

26:57

way, shape or form. I feel like you can't fuck

26:59

Hitler on a shirt. But

27:02

I'm

27:02

never here. Just this just that

27:05

mustache. Well, everyone knows the

27:07

mustache. People just hoping it's

27:09

Charlie Chaplin. Let's really

27:11

hope he's a big silence film fan

27:13

because this is The

27:15

deli knows better than Jeff. What?

27:17

People who I don't understand fan

27:20

that. My friends, but -- Cool

27:22

man. -- he didn't walk on it. Yeah. I guess he

27:24

was kinda goofy. Whatever. He did fuck

27:26

that on that young girl. So yeah. He'd fuck

27:28

up. Yeah. All of them. A

27:30

lot of them. Yeah. He was into that. But back --

27:32

Yeah. -- back then, that was, like, acceptable

27:34

societal behavior, which is

27:36

strange. There like she

27:38

bleeds monthly. What what's the problem?

27:40

That's how they would handle it back then.

27:42

I think one of them didn't.

27:44

Oh, I'm sure. He was yeah. He

27:46

was a pervert. Pretty sure it was thirteen

27:48

or four. Too late he was

27:50

a pervert. Yeah. Big time pervert.

27:53

So Novacevlov,

27:55

after he did these military training

27:57

and returned from a an

27:59

unnamed war that he doesn't wanna

28:01

talk about, because too painful. Who

28:04

knows what he's doing?

28:06

Or or or shame. Well,

28:08

he began to participate in

28:10

underground street fights. Oh,

28:12

boy. Yeah. Like hardcore,

28:15

like blood sport type fights

28:17

we're getting into. He hasn't had enough of

28:19

of the killing. He needs Yeah.

28:21

He's got a bloodlust for this guy. Yeah. He

28:23

just does. And a hands on

28:25

style. That's even crazy. Yeah. They

28:27

would gather apparently on

28:29

deserted beaches or in San quarries

28:31

to have these fights. They just go out to

28:33

the middle of nowhere where nobody was and

28:35

just have these fights. There'd be groups

28:37

they'd all put up all these different groups would have fighters that they

28:39

would put

28:39

up. And then the point was they'd all bet on

28:42

that guy. And then you try to make

28:44

money. So these are bare fisted,

28:46

by the way. This is no you

28:48

know, a little UFC gloves or anything. This is just not gonna ring.

28:50

No. Just crazy Russian guys and

28:53

and standing atop a quarry beating the

28:55

shit out of each other.

28:57

While other people bet on it. No one, there's

28:59

no medical staff, there's no anything

29:01

like that. They

29:03

would you know, knock a lot of knockouts with bare

29:06

fisted fights or they'd choke people

29:08

out. Yeah. It was it was

29:10

fucking crazy. I

29:12

don't know what that means. The

29:15

organizers would make money on that. There's

29:17

some about the object of

29:19

desire was the eight. I don't know

29:21

what that means. Uh-huh. I don't know. I don't

29:23

get that. The organizers made

29:25

money on bets and

29:27

there would be obviously they would

29:29

charge money then for people to come watch. It was

29:31

a total fucking Qumate

29:33

situation. So they people

29:35

didn't even know who they were fighting. You would your opponent

29:37

until you stepped into the circle to fight

29:40

them. That's that's

29:42

crazy. So you can't train

29:44

for them. He said usually

29:46

Max said usually, it's a guy about

29:48

the same size as you. They kinda imagine

29:50

by size. Yeah. He said the

29:53

big difference forty kilograms meant

29:56

that, you know, if somebody had forty

29:58

kilos on somebody, that would that's over

30:00

eighty pounds. So That's a lot. That's a

30:02

lot. They said that somebody who was

30:04

really good could actually kill

30:06

people, you know, here. Yeah.

30:08

He said, quote, Four

30:10

times I saw how the guys got

30:12

into the throat or temple and they

30:13

died. Four times I

30:16

watched people die. In the in this fighting.

30:18

He said the bodies were thrown there

30:20

in the quarry.

30:22

They just left them. They just toss them

30:24

in the quarry. It doesn't matter over there. Yeah.

30:26

They don't care. It's not even Oh

30:28

my god. He said that if the

30:30

fighter had his friends, then they

30:32

would resolve the issue with the

30:34

police maybe. And they would say

30:36

to the police though that some unknown

30:38

Hooligans beat their friend to death

30:40

and that's that. They wouldn't say like

30:42

we were in this fight and all that kind of shit. They

30:44

go out of our friend and got jumped and

30:46

now he's dead. Here he is and just dump him

30:48

on the doorstep of the

30:50

police. Why are his this

30:52

taped and why is he wearing don't

30:54

worry about that. Right.

30:56

Why do it short stay on it?

30:58

It's Halloween. Right? No. It's not.

31:00

Fuck. This is Russia. Okay. Never mind.

31:02

He doesn't get cold. That's the

31:04

thing. He's a very he doesn't like

31:07

shirts. Yeah. His

31:09

hands if he he's wearing shorts to say,

31:11

tap out across the crotch. He he's

31:14

very much afraid that if he doesn't tape

31:16

his hands up, that his fingers will off.

31:18

It's a it's a weird thing. He's just got

31:20

this phobia that he has. He's going to therapy

31:22

for it, but I don't know. I don't get it. Yeah.

31:24

He really

31:24

got prepared for this jumping. This is fun.

31:26

This is crazy. Why does he have a casino's

31:29

advertisement on his shorts? What's

31:32

why is that? What

31:36

is that mgm dot com? I don't know what

31:38

that yeah. What's what's going on here? Hey, I'm

31:40

starting to get suspicious. I'm

31:43

starting to get suspicious, man.

31:46

So the nineties in

31:48

Russia too, gotta set the scene of

31:50

nineties Russia is a every

31:52

man for himself fucking

31:55

death race at that point.

31:57

After the Soviet Union collapsed,

32:00

Russia just into everybody

32:03

was making money off of they

32:05

had no regulation, so

32:07

there's just finance financial scheme after

32:10

financial scheme because they didn't have any of the shit

32:12

set up for that and or any

32:14

of that shit. Crime was

32:16

rampant crime bosses people

32:18

they were basically warlords that would run shit because

32:20

they hadn't the yeah. Because they didn't

32:22

have AAAAA -- Yeah. Think about a society.

32:24

-- a societal collapse and what would

32:26

collapse and unfold. That's terrible. Yeah.

32:28

It's yeah. It it it comes to power

32:30

at that point and and

32:33

guns and money and bribery

32:35

and shit lengths in your will. Imposing

32:37

your will. It's not good. It's a civilization

32:39

broke down completely over there for I

32:41

mean, they they would get McDonald's and now you could

32:43

buy Levi's, but Also, you could

32:46

be fucking robbed very easily on the

32:48

way home and nobody would do anything about it. So

32:50

it will take your Levi's and McDonald's.

32:52

Exactly. That looks delicious. Give me

32:54

those Levi's. Now,

32:57

he, on the other hand, you could

32:59

basically be a civil servant. Your

33:01

options at that time from what he said were

33:03

a civil servant, work for the government, or

33:05

rob people. Those are your options because

33:07

everything else was a was a crap shoot, and everything

33:09

else was crime. Every business was

33:12

crime. Basically. So

33:14

he said, well, crime obviously seemed

33:16

like the easy way out and easy money.

33:19

Later on, he'll say Whisman.

33:21

And this describes all of his shit

33:23

here. And his fighting

33:25

is out of the ring, everything. Quote,

33:27

you know what? Let's get him in a narrow words.

33:30

This is This is all of

33:32

it. Jesus Christ.

33:34

In their own words, quote,

33:37

I'm not Bruce Lee and I don't

33:39

throw turntables. I don't know

33:41

what that means. But

33:43

we'll get back to it. It was Lisa's d j.

33:45

No. I'm sorry. He's the

33:47

hottest d j out here. Bruce

33:49

Lee, Scratching and cutting and blending

33:51

tonight, baby. Holy shit.

33:54

Lee on the one's and two's hottest club

33:56

in March. Come on. My

33:58

rule is catch and break.

34:00

It's scarier, and horror

34:02

works better for people. I know

34:04

that from stories on the street, In

34:06

the nineties, I lived in Saint Petersburg when

34:09

he was still abandoned. There was

34:11

a barrel in the glove

34:13

compartment a barrel in the glove compartment, an AK forty seven in

34:15

the trunk, a fee for the

34:18

work done in the wallet. I'm sitting next

34:20

to the station. There are gypsies right

34:22

there. Let's guess. Okay?

34:24

Well, guessing they pulled out the

34:26

wallet. They run to their camp. I

34:28

follow them. I had to communicate from

34:30

a position of strength with their

34:33

men. The gypsies thought I was a passenger until

34:35

one of them got got a gunshot in

34:37

the leg. The blood gut is gushing, the

34:39

man is yelling, exuding vibes

34:42

of fear, and everyone around is terrified. I got my money

34:44

back and made a notch in my head.

34:46

I still use the intimidation

34:48

technique but only in

34:50

the ring. So

34:52

that's later on. So he was robbed. He chased him down and

34:54

shot somebody and shot him back. He

34:56

said wrong fucking guy asshole. Yeah. And

34:58

first of all, if you saw this

35:01

guy The last guy you would rob is this guy. Because

35:03

he doesn't look like he needs a gun. He looks like

35:05

he would grab you if you pulled a gun out and

35:08

twist the barrel into a

35:10

pretzel knot. Like in a fucking bugs bunny cartoon.

35:12

That's what it looks like.

35:14

He kind of yeah. The guy is a

35:16

monster. He looks like

35:18

a monster. He's fighting a bear

35:20

and you're like, which one is which? I

35:22

swear to God in this picture. If

35:24

the bear was shaved down, you would not be able

35:26

to tell. Who

35:28

was it? So that's one of the things that happened. And

35:30

then there was a showdown and

35:32

a big incident that happened here.

35:34

It's gonna land him in prison for quite a

35:36

long time. He

35:38

said that they met in the evening or

35:40

they yeah. They met the evening

35:42

on the outskirts among the

35:45

abandoned factory shops.

35:47

Oh, man. Who am I supposed to say? And and some

35:50

people. I don't know. It's a Russian translation, so

35:52

this is the best I got. We don't know

35:54

who they are. He said they

35:56

decided who would control the

35:58

privatized warehouses. Diplomacy

36:02

didn't work. Sorry.

36:04

That's an off air conversation we were talking discussing. That's

36:08

so funny. Well, there's a third lady

36:11

been used. There's another way to use that.

36:13

Yeah. Perfect. Okay. That's

36:16

hilarious. When the boiling

36:18

point in the negotiations

36:20

was reached, one of Nova Savlov's opponents

36:23

reached for a sports bag with

36:25

the machine gun. So it's

36:28

imagine aware think about

36:30

a movie with two rival gangs

36:32

of thugs coming in with their, you

36:34

know, fucking thigh length leather

36:36

jackets on. And they're

36:38

negotiating in a big warehouse and things get

36:40

tense and somebody reaches into a sports

36:42

bag to pull out a machine gun. So we've

36:44

all seen this movie. Because conversations just broke down. It's broke. This is the

36:46

usual suspect scene. You know? Someone's gonna

36:48

flick a cigarette and it's all gonna go off

36:50

here. So He

36:53

Max dropped him to the ground with a sweep, with a leg

36:55

sweep, drew his weapon

36:58

then, and fired several bullets into

37:00

his head.

37:02

In his head. So he just popped up up up up up and ended

37:04

that guy real quickly. Do you

37:07

think that's it? Then he

37:09

shot the other bandits Oh,

37:12

Jesus. On his re it

37:14

says here, quote, on reflexes as taught

37:16

in the army, and only then

37:18

he asked himself the question why.

37:21

He just reflexively killed everybody.

37:24

That's what that's what he does. Oh

37:26

shit. God. Fuck again.

37:29

Goddamn it. I ruined Christmas

37:31

last year. The whole family's dead.

37:33

I usually, I killed grandma so

37:35

fast. Everyone didn't even know what to

37:37

do. Lightning's been again. Reflexes. To

37:39

him standing there while he's

37:41

down bodies, not again. No.

37:47

I thought there was a No

37:50

more. It's just a sandwich.

37:52

It's it's got like an Italian combo

37:54

in there, wrapped in

37:56

saran wrap. Got, like, a thoroughness of Alphabet soup.

37:58

He was, like, oh, shit.

38:00

You guys are done talking. Alright. I'm

38:02

just gonna sit here and drink this

38:04

drink this soup. Yeah. It's

38:06

still soup. It's a good

38:08

thermos. It kept it warm. I'm not gonna fucking

38:10

let it go to waste.

38:12

So four people were injured and

38:14

two died. Out of this Jesus. So he murdered two

38:16

people in the middle of a crime

38:18

deal. Six people caught

38:20

bullets. Yeah. He said, he

38:22

said, quote, I opened fire first.

38:24

I think it was necessary. We

38:26

would Wow. We would not have parted

38:28

in peace, not at all. If I

38:31

didn't shoot, they wouldn't shoot me. Okay. I

38:33

mean, well, yeah, that's why you don't put

38:35

yourself in situations where you're having

38:37

a warehouse negotiation Showdown with another

38:39

gang because someone could get shot stupid. Yeah. That's the main reason

38:42

why. So he goes to

38:44

court. He was tried

38:46

in

38:46

Samara. And

38:48

the prosecutor's office demanded the dead sentence. Oh,

38:51

okay. But Russia was trying to get into the

38:54

council of

38:56

Europe and so they were trying to reduce the

38:58

number of executions they did.

39:00

Is it? Russia, besides

39:02

us, Russia is the Well,

39:05

we're this we're second place in in in

39:08

imprisonment in the world -- Mhmm. -- in terms of rates

39:10

of incarceration. We're second place

39:12

only to Russia who shovels people into the

39:14

fucking prisons like crazy over

39:16

there. Yeah.

39:18

So they ended up the

39:20

humane court, which is, I guess,

39:22

where you go after regular court, to

39:24

see if you deserve humanity. They

39:27

reduce the execution. They replace the

39:29

execution. I guess you can't reduce

39:32

an execution. We're --

39:33

Yeah. -- we're gonna almost kill you. We're only gonna

39:36

We're gonna shock you mostly dead.

39:38

Yeah. It's not quite the voltage that

39:40

would you

39:42

would need. We're gonna put you on that

39:44

Humper didn't have. Yeah. You will be

39:46

mostly dead. Mostly dead.

39:48

But they replaced it with you,

39:52

son. May fuck off fourteen years in

39:54

prison. Fourteen. Oh, fourteen.

39:56

Seven years a body that's not bad. It's not

39:58

bad at

40:00

all. He said, quote, in prison, I saw enough of

40:02

former suicide bombers because that's all

40:04

the checks and rebels and shit like that. There's a

40:06

lot of suicide bombings going on. He

40:10

said that one guy

40:12

got into his head before that

40:14

before death, you must definitely

40:16

eat a chocolate bar. Okay? This

40:18

is his theory. Chocolate before

40:20

death. He said that

40:22

sweets produce hormones

40:24

of joy and therefore it won't be so scary to die if

40:26

you've just eaten a chocolate bar

40:28

because all of your

40:30

all of

40:32

your shit in your brain will be going off while your sensors will be happy.

40:34

So you won't be sad

40:37

as your murdered. That's

40:40

snickers. That's how sad Russia

40:42

is. You gotta think, before

40:44

somebody murders me, what should I do to be

40:46

happy as I go out? Because it's gonna happen,

40:48

someone's gonna shoot So

40:50

before that happens, what should I do?

40:52

Somebody tell me a whatchamacallit.

40:54

Wow. That's fucking bleak. Who's got

40:56

a kit cat? I'm about

40:58

to croak. Is the weirdest

41:00

fucking thing ever. I've

41:02

never. So they

41:04

said that an executioner named Terminator

41:07

came for the suicide bombers. Holy

41:10

shit. What's his name? Terminator.

41:12

He's the a fucking executioner.

41:14

Yeah. How does he do it? Is what you're getting

41:16

at? Yeah. Probably with a giant ax, I'm gonna

41:18

say. Just a big ax.

41:20

Not necessarily your head coming off

41:22

either. Just big

41:24

Gallagher sledgehamat who's sledgehamat. Put

41:26

him on there. He's got the hat and the

41:28

suspenders. Hi,

41:32

everybody. I'm gonna say a bunch of shit that isn't funny for forty five minutes.

41:34

That's fire watermelon on you. You

41:36

dumb fucks that paid forty dollars for

41:39

this.

41:41

And now

41:42

the richest man in the world and then

41:46

he So have fucking

41:48

pod shows off. Yeah. That's

41:50

with them. I

41:52

may

41:53

cheer People are going, what are

41:56

they cheering for? They just smash

41:58

something. Who cares? And they're like,

42:00

yeah.

42:01

He told three bad jokes and then

42:04

did that. He's a fucking genius.

42:06

Genius.

42:07

And by the way, we know Gallagher

42:10

just died. And he's of the

42:12

guys I'm gonna say. No. There's a lot of people who are like,

42:14

oh, when I was a kid, my parents were actually

42:16

oh, I loved watching him as a kid. He was one

42:18

of the people who Nobody in

42:20

comedy has one fucking nice thing to

42:23

say about. Yeah. Not one. Not at

42:25

any comedian. He treats

42:27

people like shit, He's asshole to people. He was a

42:29

fucking misogynist. He's a fucking

42:32

racist. He was a fucking

42:34

asshole.

42:35

Nobody liked Jimmie. We don't

42:37

have anything to go ahead. No. No. Go ahead.

42:40

No, please. My favorite story that I

42:42

read on Twitter afterwards was that he

42:44

would approach comics afterwards and give him

42:46

pointers of how to

42:48

make make them better if they

42:49

were, like, just bad advice. Yeah. I

42:51

heard you. One guy. He would give

42:53

you the jokes.

42:54

Hurt me, like, uncle jokes, like, bad office jokes.

42:56

He told one guy you should you should

42:58

take a basketball up there for no reason

43:00

at all. Mhmm. If what? Why?

43:03

Just have it under your arm until you're

43:06

done. Drivel

43:08

it on your punchline. I think Oh.

43:10

I think Gallagher just liked

43:13

fucking with people. Yeah. He's

43:15

a nobody likes him though in

43:17

the business. I've heard from a guy that

43:19

we both know who has been

43:21

in this business a long fucking time and ran clubs

43:23

and everything else and -- Yeah. -- can find

43:26

something nice to say about every

43:28

comic. Even ones that we

43:30

know that they've had to run around get Yeah.

43:32

It's just said, what

43:34

a piece of shit Gallagher was. And

43:36

he's like, what up? I had quote,

43:40

In prison, I saw enough of former suicide

43:42

bombers because that's all the checks and rebels and

43:44

shit like that. There's a lot of suicide

43:46

bombings going on. He said that

43:49

one guy got into his head before

43:52

that before death, you must

43:54

definitely eat a chocolate bar.

43:56

Okay? This is his theory. Chocolate

43:58

before

43:58

death. He said that sweets

44:00

produce hormones of joy

44:03

and therefore it won't be so scary

44:05

to die if you've just eaten a

44:07

chocolate bar because all of your all of your

44:09

shit in your

44:10

brain will be going off while your sensors

44:12

will be happy. So you won't be

44:14

sad as your murdered.

44:17

That's snickers. That's how sad

44:20

Russia is. You gotta think, before

44:22

somebody murders me, what should I do

44:24

to be happy as I go out? Because it's gonna

44:26

happen, someone's gonna me.

44:28

So before that happens, what should I

44:30

do? Somebody tell me a watchable call

44:32

it. Wow. That's fucking bleak.

44:34

Who's got a kit cat? I'm about

44:36

to croak. Is the weirdest

44:38

fucking thing ever. I've

44:40

never. So they said

44:42

that an executioner named Terminator

44:46

came for the suicide bombers. Holy shit.

44:48

What's the name? Terminate. He's

44:50

the a fucking executioner. Yeah.

44:53

How does he do it? Is what you're getting at? Yeah. Probably

44:55

with a giant ax, I'm

44:57

gonna say. Just a big ax.

44:59

Not necessarily your head coming

45:01

off either. Just a big Gallagher sledge him out. Sledge

45:03

him out. Put him on there. He's got the hat and the

45:06

suspenders. Hi,

45:10

everybody. I'm gonna say a bunch of shit

45:12

that isn't funny for forty five minutes. That's fire watermelon on you. You

45:14

dumb fucks to pay forty dollars for

45:17

this. And

45:20

now the richest man in the world and then

45:24

he So The

45:26

the

45:26

witnesses all have fucking pod shows

45:28

off. Yeah. That's with them. And

45:32

they cheer People are like,

45:34

what

45:34

are they cheering for? They just smash

45:36

something. Who cares? And they're like, yeah.

45:38

They told three bad

45:40

jokes and then did

45:43

that. He's a fucking genius. Genius.

45:47

And by the way,

45:49

we know Gallagher just died. And he's

45:51

one of the guys I'm gonna say, you know, there's a lot of people who are like, oh, when I was a

45:53

kid, my parents were

45:53

like, oh, I loved watching another kid. He was

45:56

one of the

45:58

people who Nobody in comedy has one fucking

46:00

nice thing to say about. Yeah. Not

46:02

one. Not at any comedian. He

46:04

treats people

46:06

like shit, He was

46:08

asshole to people. He was a fucking

46:10

misogynist. He was a fucking

46:12

racist. He was a fucking

46:14

asshole. Nobody

46:16

liked him. We don't have anything to go ahead. No. No. Go

46:18

ahead. No, please. My favorite story that

46:20

I read on Twitter afterwards was that he

46:22

would approach comics afterwards and give him

46:24

pointers of

46:25

how to make how to make them better if they were,

46:28

like, just bad advice. Yeah. I heard

46:30

you on one guy. You would go on

46:31

the jokes. Hurt me, like, unful jokes, like, bad office

46:34

jokes. He told one guy you should you

46:36

should take a basketball up there for no

46:38

reason at all. He said,

46:40

what? Why?

46:42

Just have it under your

46:44

arm until you're done. Dribble it

46:46

on your

46:46

punchline. I think Oh. I

46:50

think that

46:50

you're just like fucking with people. Yeah. He's

46:52

a nobody likes him though in

46:54

the business. I've heard from a

46:57

guy that we both though

46:59

who has been in this business a long fucking time and ran clubs

47:01

and everything else and -- Yeah. --

47:03

can find something nice to say about

47:05

every comic even

47:08

ones that we know that they've had to run around and get drugs

47:10

foreign shit. Yeah. It's

47:12

just said, what a piece of

47:15

shit Gallagher was. And he's like, what a fucking

47:18

disrespectful asshole? What a

47:20

piece of shit? And I've never

47:22

heard him say a bad word

47:24

about anybody except for

47:25

Gallagher. I think I that's what I think. I

47:28

think I truly believe that Gallagher

47:30

just was, like, I don't have a anymore. I

47:32

sold this career to his brother. Yeah. Yeah.

47:34

Yeah. Yeah. He's brother was doing his

47:38

act. I

47:38

think Alex was done, so

47:39

he just he just started fucking with people. I think that's

47:41

what he did. Douche

47:44

bag. What a fucking

47:46

tool. This is fucking amazing

47:50

stuff. So the Terminator came

47:52

from this. Just not

47:54

care at all, just to be willing to

47:56

give that give away your everything

47:58

and just let people know you as a

48:00

fucking bitch. As an asshole. Who's

48:02

a dickhead to other comics? Yeah. What a what a terrible

48:05

That's the plan. Maybe that's the fucking business

48:07

model of this is make

48:09

enough money to where you don't have to work

48:11

anymore, and then just be a piece

48:13

of shit. But you don't have to

48:15

be. No, man. That's a thing. You

48:17

don't have to be.

48:19

I can't be afraid of Terminator anymore because now

48:22

I'm picturing him with fucking strikes

48:24

certain suspenders and a

48:26

stupid kangal hat

48:26

on. Now I'm picturing that with and

48:29

his pants too short. Hi, guys.

48:31

And the kangal hat is just to

48:33

cover up this horrible hair. Looking like a

48:35

fucking kid toucher.

48:38

If you saw that guy in the park, would you let

48:40

your kid go anywhere near him? No. God. Fuck no. Hell no. Stay

48:43

away from that, man. Giant

48:45

pants, tiny, shirt

48:48

rainbow suspenders -- No. -- go away. Go away.

48:51

Stupid smile. No. So

48:55

that's Terminator. His gallagher comes in with his big

48:58

sledgehammer. And I want

49:00

that sloping. He was

49:02

described it by Max as a

49:04

tall scary man. So if Mac says you're

49:07

tall and scary, you're scary. He said he

49:09

looked down at the prisoners and dryly

49:11

through to someone. I don't know what

49:13

that means. Oh, he'd say let's go. Just

49:15

say, let's go when it was time for you to

49:17

die. There was no, like, what's your last

49:19

meal? Let's bring your mom in. He just comes in

49:21

and he goes, Let's go and you have to go and he's

49:23

gonna kill you now. Put head on put head

49:26

on thing. So hold

49:28

on, I have to do

49:30

something

49:30

first. So the other day,

49:32

I'm in grocery store.

49:35

Right? Lady in front

49:38

of me pull out checkbook. I'm like, why do you

49:40

pay with check? Why not

49:42

go to bank first? Now we

49:44

all have to

49:46

wait for her bad

49:48

planning. Right? Right? Okay.

49:51

I smash. Now you'd

49:53

see

49:53

her. Yeah. I got them back. I

49:56

got the audience back.

49:58

A wave of blood right

50:02

now. If your

50:05

punchline is smashing

50:08

a watermelon, that's pretty easy. So

50:10

he said that they that the people he knew understood that it was

50:13

a one way path that you were going and

50:15

not coming back. He said every day

50:17

my friend trembled as

50:20

he listened to footsteps in the hallway. It's the coffee the the

50:23

chocolate bar guy did that. Yeah. And

50:25

then one day, the cell

50:28

door opens and on the threshold of the gloomy

50:30

looks at him and is silent,

50:32

I guess, that's his friend. The

50:35

boy turned pale ran to the

50:37

bed to look for a chocolate

50:39

bar, but fainted from horror. He went

50:41

to slam. Where's

50:44

my He's like Danny DeVito and fucking. He's like Frank and

50:46

Ollie's son, he's slamming down a can of cat

50:48

food before he passes out real quick.

50:51

Oh my god.

50:54

This is all fucking horrible.

50:58

Yeah. That's that that is what that's what you imagined the

51:00

worst place on Earth is like. So

51:02

this this guy's just laying

51:04

on his

51:06

back with a mister Goodbar on his chest fucking -- Yeah. -- unable

51:08

to eat it, passed out. And he said the

51:10

Terminator just walked over and dropped

51:12

a piece of paper on

51:14

Jimmie. That said they replaced the execution with a fifteen year prison

51:16

term. So he didn't even die.

51:18

He just you're not die. Just

51:20

through the pit. That crackle.

51:23

He

51:23

woke up and he's like, what? And Max is eating the crackle just going.

51:25

How's it going? We got

51:28

good news. I

51:31

saw you at a special dark, but I don't eat that shit. That's

51:33

what I was saying. I want the crackle. I

51:38

at the good bars too because I like

51:40

Venus. Good news,

51:41

bad news. I'm eating your chocolate.

51:42

That's the bad news. I'm

51:44

sorry about that. The

51:47

good news is You don't even need one

51:49

at anymore. You're good. Yeah. I I could need it soon.

51:52

So he said they said, in prison,

51:54

he continued to participate

51:56

in underground

51:58

battles. Because they had -- Big war.

52:00

-- prison fight clubs, they would pay them with prison cryptocurrency.

52:03

They had their

52:06

own prison. Wow. Yeah. Crypto is always a Russian thing.

52:08

That's, you know, because they had to figure out

52:10

ways to sell fucking arms to people and

52:12

not have a retraceable and shit. So that's

52:15

when it's something that That's that's what that hey,

52:18

let's let's go Jesus.

52:20

People in this country are

52:22

like, yeah, wanted to be untraceable. When I go

52:24

by a dirt bike, I don't want uncle Sam to be crawling

52:26

up my ass. I was like, no. No. No. It's

52:29

not. No. We do that,

52:31

so people can't sell. Nuclear missiles to somebody who lives

52:33

in a cave. That's what we're trying to avoid here

52:35

and never mind. Fuck it. You know what?

52:37

Sell it over to whoever. I don't fucking

52:39

care anymore. Don't care.

52:41

I don't even go fuck up.

52:42

What are you using? Fuck you.

52:45

I'm not my terrified. Some

52:48

shit you made on MS paint fine.

52:50

I don't care. That's money now. That's money now.

52:53

Great.

52:53

Cool. Great. Nice. Now your

52:56

chimp rides a dirt bike. Yeah.

52:58

You like that? So

53:00

he said they played them

53:03

they paid them with that,

53:05

but actually cryptocurrency in

53:08

prison meant met just like pat like a

53:10

contraband. Contraband. That's all.

53:12

Yeah. That was what they called cryptocurrency

53:14

because that that that means

53:16

not real. So that's,

53:18

you know, value placed on

53:20

these in that thing. Exactly. Well, track suits

53:23

shit. You can't get in prison. Track

53:25

suits. Fer boots. Gotta have fur

53:27

boots, Jimmy. You're not you ain't shit unless

53:29

you got fur boots on. In

53:32

prison? Yeah. Who is this? Cenita? Bucking

53:34

Isaac Hayes in the mid seventies. Who are

53:36

they? Who's in this present? And

53:38

rabbit hats? Gotta have

53:40

rabbit hats. I imagine it's

53:42

called warm though. Yeah. Yeah.

53:44

Not a lot of money though. They said

53:46

that for the opportunity to get things

53:48

from the outside,

53:50

they would they beat each other to death over there. The conditions were horrible

53:52

in this fucking prison. The fights were

53:54

organized in the evening. They

53:56

would have you know,

53:58

shadowy little nooks of the prison and

54:00

industrial workshops they'd have in

54:02

there. So like tango and

54:04

cash, like a picture like a workshop with sparks go and sweaty

54:06

shirtless Russian men fucking fighting each

54:08

other and people sharing and a and a

54:10

pair of furry boots as they were wore.

54:14

What a scene, man. That's

54:16

a fascinating outfit. That sounds like Wes

54:18

Brook at a fucking point of the

54:21

news conference. Yeah. It

54:24

is. It's Camp New -- Unmanned a fucking

54:26

hell of a game. Yeah. --

54:28

for boots, a track suit, and a

54:31

rabbit He just started dressing like Craig Sieger and I

54:33

was like, what's happening? What are you

54:35

wearing now? So

54:38

he said quote, in the zone, the

54:40

rates are higher. The prisoners do not

54:42

see the price of money. Okay?

54:45

He said previously food and

54:47

clothing were the currency but now virtual rubles are in use.

54:49

So now they do use cryptocurrency -- Mhmm. --

54:51

which can be transferred to a phone or

54:53

web money number, which is another thing they have

54:55

in prison is like these

54:57

electronic accounts because they have that in some

55:00

prisons in America too, where you can they

55:02

can basically give each other cards

55:05

for things and it's as good as cash. He said

55:07

there was a lot of wealthy people in

55:09

prison because, you know, they're trying

55:11

to get bribes from these people. That's what it was. That's how it

55:13

did back then. And also wealthy people because they were crime

55:15

lords -- Right. -- and ninety

55:17

collapse. They had all sorts

55:19

of pyramid schemes and financial schemes and all

55:22

that shit. They looked at whatever we did in the eighties

55:24

and they were like, do that now. It's

55:26

okay. They did all

55:28

that shit. They said

55:30

that there was a a lot for

55:32

financial crimes. He

55:33

said, but there was a lot of

55:36

also, you know, hard ass people

55:38

in there. So the first couple years behind bars, he said he

55:40

resolved any issues he had with

55:42

anybody through a position

55:44

of strength. I beat the

55:46

shit ahead of anybody who I had

55:48

problem with. He says he never

55:50

realized the value of life and the

55:52

prospect of getting out

55:54

on parole he never really thought

55:56

about it. So for cruelty, beating people

55:58

unmercifully, the court sent

56:00

him to the prison regime a

56:03

couple of times, which is a zone

56:06

within a zone that's popularly

56:08

called the covered area, and

56:10

it says there's fifteen of them in Russia.

56:12

This is like a Supramax

56:14

for the worst of the worst they'd send them to.

56:16

And I guess there's fifteen of these and they said

56:18

the most dangerous and notorious

56:20

recidivismists get sent here. This is your worst

56:22

people. The worst of the worst

56:24

here. They said that they would get

56:26

in these fights in prison, they try to get

56:28

a a decent lineup of, serious

56:30

wrestlers, boxers that were really good,

56:32

actually, former special forces guys

56:34

that were great at hand to hand combat

56:37

and all that kind of

56:39

shit. He says, quote, the strength is above

56:41

the law there, and there are even

56:43

more fights than in a normal zone.

56:45

Only at stake is not the currency,

56:47

but the status and significance.

56:49

I showed myself on the good side there, I

56:51

was probably the strongest fighter. So

56:54

they had these fights there, not even

56:56

for shit, just for bragging rights of being the the best of the

56:58

worst

56:58

person, the toughest of the worst people

57:00

there are. That's a TV show.

57:03

That's up, go, Amazon. That's what I mean.

57:06

Somebody put that Hulu, where are you?

57:08

Netflix, put it together. Put that shit

57:10

on TV. Holy shit.

57:12

A lot of the people didn't like him in prison

57:14

because they said other prisoners said he was

57:16

too brutal and dangerous and they didn't they

57:18

were scared around Basically. Bad people thought

57:20

he was too bad. Too too mean. And

57:22

so he was ended up being like

57:24

kind of a marked man. He had a lot of people

57:26

pissed off at him because he would be fucking

57:29

people up all the time. So he was always

57:31

worried about getting attacked from behind. He set

57:33

up he set up

57:36

booby traps. In his cell. So in

57:38

case people tried to come get him while he

57:40

slept fishing lines with alarm, you

57:42

know, all that kind of shit, he said

57:44

that he had a nice sharpened up toothbrush

57:46

that he kept with them all the time to stab somebody,

57:48

you know, one of that sort of thing. And

57:50

he said that he took place in a riot.

57:53

There as well. Of course, you're good.

57:55

Yeah. He goes okay.

57:57

Here's one here. I don't know what

57:59

this means. If anybody knows what this means,

58:01

I'd love to know. Musk invites were brought

58:03

to the zone. Okay? This is when he's

58:05

in the when he's in the shoe basically here

58:07

-- Mhmm. -- in the

58:10

hardcore one. Muscovites

58:12

were brought to the zone who did not share

58:14

their interests with euros and

58:17

siberians. Okay. The

58:19

different sect of Russians is what we're talking about

58:21

here. It all started with a one

58:23

on one fight, and after a half

58:25

hour, they fought ten

58:28

on ten. Imagine fighting for a straight half

58:30

hour. One on one and then

58:32

everybody else jumped in because it's taking too long.

58:34

Not everybody.

58:36

Starts with foot one on one, then goes to ten on ten

58:38

after that. Then when

58:40

after ten on ten,

58:43

he says soon GUFSIN which

58:45

is probably one of these prison units of the,

58:48

like, the cops or something, brought

58:50

0M0N

58:54

these are on capital letters too. So they mean something -- Yeah.

58:56

-- and internal troops into the

58:58

territory to somehow calm down the

59:01

prisoners. So they had to

59:03

because now it's a fucking riot. Yep. He said

59:05

about four hundred people from both

59:07

sides participated in the riot. So

59:09

turned into of

59:12

mass riot. Stone's iron pieces from

59:14

beds and stools were

59:16

used. Yeah. That's a pretty fucking This isn't right.

59:18

Fucking right.

59:20

I saw a man who had a stool stuck on in his

59:22

head in his head.

59:25

Rick from from fucking in

59:27

his head. Anchor me. Yeah. A stool

59:30

stuck caught on fire. I stabbed a man with a

59:32

Trident. In his head,

59:34

a stool. You're not you're not hard yet

59:36

to hit someone with a stool to stick it in their head. Yeah. There's like a story

59:38

of a tornado that threw a piece of

59:42

draw through a wall. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

59:44

And that's what this is. It's so

59:46

fucking umbilical

59:48

for your head. That's wild.

59:51

He walked with him like that until

59:53

he died. A week

59:56

later, stools with sharp edges

59:58

were banned. Maybe they should have never had sharp edges in prison. What do you

1:00:00

think? Maybe. Holy shit. Of

1:00:02

the

1:00:02

worst. You put

1:00:02

anything sharp in there. But the

1:00:06

fuck man, two thousand three, he's

1:00:08

released. Okay. He's released from prison

1:00:09

on parole, and

1:00:12

he was trying to figure out

1:00:15

what's going on. At this point, there's large

1:00:18

organized crime groups being

1:00:20

sprouting up everywhere -- Sure. -- you know,

1:00:22

taking over everything here. So

1:00:24

again, underground fights and quarries aren't around anymore.

1:00:27

Now they actually have tournaments.

1:00:29

Right. The same guys were in the

1:00:31

white In the quarries were were

1:00:34

here. Yeah. So they were that's what

1:00:36

they they were doing. He said

1:00:38

in prison, I watched the fights on the

1:00:40

TNT channel

1:00:42

and videotapes. They had TNT in Russian prison. How does that

1:00:44

work? Turner network television?

1:00:46

Turner network television, I assume,

1:00:48

or it's some Russian

1:00:50

thing. It's actually TNT. It it blows up if you don't watch

1:00:52

what they want you to watch. I don't

1:00:54

know. And videotapes, he said

1:00:56

I noticed that

1:00:58

the tech the technique had

1:01:00

changed, a clear set of rules had

1:01:02

appeared. Yeah, there's rules now. You

1:01:04

can't murder a man and throw them in a quarry. You

1:01:06

actually have to The referee

1:01:08

is a big addition to that.

1:01:10

They stop fight at one point.

1:01:12

Yeah. They stop fight. A

1:01:14

week after his release, he's fighting for money.

1:01:16

Here as we'll talk about for Saint Peter's in Saint Petersburg for some

1:01:18

M and A tournament where he replaced

1:01:21

an injured athlete here.

1:01:24

April tenth two thousand four. Now there's different sites

1:01:26

that have different amounts of fights

1:01:28

that he has, but some of them aren't

1:01:30

really, like, sanctioned properly. So we're

1:01:33

gonna go with the sure dog listings -- Okay. -- which

1:01:36

gives him, like, fourteen fights or some shit. I

1:01:38

can't remember. So very quickly, we're

1:01:40

gonna go through these because I don't I don't see

1:01:42

any of this shit. April ten two

1:01:44

thousand four at m one

1:01:46

MFC mixed fight. He fights

1:01:48

Milko

1:01:48

Vorn. Vorn, V00RN

1:01:51

It's a second round decision. It's only a two

1:01:53

round fight. And he loses my

1:01:56

decision. So he's 011

1:01:58

Yeah. That's two thousand four. August twentieth

1:02:00

two thousand five is his next, like,

1:02:02

fully sanctioned fight. Yeah.

1:02:06

This is in Russia as well, verse Everett Fyatt, FYEET

1:02:10

Fyatt. This is ATK0

1:02:12

win for him in the first round for Max.

1:02:15

One and one. August twenty ninth two thousand

1:02:18

eight, three years later. What?

1:02:20

Yeah. August twentieth two thousand five,

1:02:22

August twenty ninth two

1:02:24

thousand eight, three year

1:02:24

window. What's he doing for three years? You gotta let that you gotta let

1:02:27

that win simmer too. Well, you know, it's

1:02:29

you had a big dinner.

1:02:31

So, you know, Let that

1:02:34

settle. This is in perm,

1:02:36

Russia, perm, very curly.

1:02:38

A fight's Carmelo Molina, and it's

1:02:41

ATKL loss. So he's one two November sixth two

1:02:43

thousand eight, so he's sticking with it

1:02:45

now. He fights Telman Sherafah

1:02:48

Sherafah This is a draw.

1:02:50

So he's one, two, and one.

1:02:52

He's one lost and a draw in his last three fights.

1:02:54

So He's not good at this.

1:02:56

Is not doing great. Well, like he said, the technique could He's trying to figure

1:02:59

it out. Plus, he's rules and shit. Yeah.

1:03:01

Not to mention, he's almost forty.

1:03:04

Awesome. So it's a kind of a weird time to

1:03:06

start MMA fighting professionally when you're

1:03:08

forty, thirty seven years old

1:03:10

in two thousand ten. Because his next

1:03:12

fight's in two thousand ten. A year and a half

1:03:14

later, May sixth. This

1:03:16

is at the World Academy of

1:03:18

SAMBO in

1:03:20

Mitsy in oh, Custavo,

1:03:24

Nitsi, Norvgorod,

1:03:25

Oh, blast Russia. Wow.

1:03:28

Yeah. I had to read that all out because it's a

1:03:30

long name.

1:03:32

He fights Vlad, of

1:03:35

course, Abulotov. Abulotov.

1:03:37

It's probably Abulotov. This

1:03:40

is a submission win with a north south

1:03:43

choke. And that's what it's listed

1:03:45

as. It's two and two

1:03:47

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1:05:02

about Japan here at this point

1:05:04

because he's two, two, and one now. He

1:05:07

says in nickname Mad Maxx

1:05:09

for two reasons. Jesus

1:05:12

one. My name

1:05:14

is Maxx. Two,

1:05:16

they're not real good at English, so that's the first thing they came up with.

1:05:20

He said, firstly, I had a habit

1:05:22

of strangling my opponent on the

1:05:24

ground while simultaneously

1:05:26

breaking his arms. Jesus Christ.

1:05:28

What is it? How does he do

1:05:31

that? That sounds the horrifying. That's

1:05:33

a giant cocky Well

1:05:35

One hand demands me back and In

1:05:37

Russia, we have three arms.

1:05:40

Americans soft people have no three

1:05:42

arms. That's the

1:05:44

only thing. He said that yeah. He said,

1:05:46

secondly, I did not allow myself to be

1:05:48

thrown for money. Meaning meaning he wouldn't throw

1:05:50

fights for money. He wouldn't allow the fixes to

1:05:52

be in.

1:05:54

They paid five to seven thousand dollars for fights,

1:05:56

but sometimes the promoters disappeared

1:05:58

with the money. Well, it's

1:06:01

Welcome welcome to comedy and

1:06:03

boxing and wrestling and

1:06:06

any any performance for

1:06:08

play and music. Well, welcome

1:06:10

to performing. He said if

1:06:12

this happened, I found them and

1:06:14

beat out the fate.

1:06:16

Oh. That you did. That you

1:06:18

beat out more than the

1:06:20

fate. Unbelievable. The next morning, I was returning to my homeland on the

1:06:22

plane as not to thunder

1:06:24

in jail, so he'd escaped to

1:06:26

not be

1:06:28

arrested. So he said that now

1:06:30

he said at one point he became or this article

1:06:32

says that at one point he became the European

1:06:34

champion, but I don't have that listing

1:06:37

for that. And winner of the World Cup

1:06:39

in combat Sampo. What is that?

1:06:41

I don't know. He

1:06:43

said tremendous word, I

1:06:45

guess. the dozen battles he said that happened

1:06:48

in Turkmenistan that's especially

1:06:51

memorable. Because every time you

1:06:53

go to Turkmenistan, it's not memorable.

1:06:56

He says, quote, weird

1:06:58

show. The organizers laid a

1:07:00

carpet, and instead of the corners of the

1:07:03

ring, they put burning torches. That's

1:07:05

weird. I would say, yeah. What?

1:07:08

Instead of

1:07:08

putting, like, corners up, they have,

1:07:11

like,

1:07:11

a burning torch as your as your

1:07:13

ring post, I suppose. That is frightening. That's what we're about

1:07:15

to do some seance or something. It sounds like you're

1:07:17

in Turkmenistan and something weird. It's gonna go

1:07:19

down here. You're about to be taken

1:07:21

to a pla. You're thought to be

1:07:23

taken to a black site and ask questions about

1:07:26

Isis. I feel like

1:07:28

Poor's Jean Claude Van Damen movie is being

1:07:30

taped after that. This whole thing is

1:07:32

kumatei. This whole thing is mudsport. We fought at

1:07:34

dawn. Why fight at dawn? Why

1:07:36

not a different time of day?

1:07:39

About sunset? It's a nice color.

1:07:42

Everybody throwing at those

1:07:44

nice r and g purple things going

1:07:46

on. Sunrise, who fights

1:07:48

a dog, Each fighter represented one or another

1:07:50

competing clan. There were

1:07:52

bias or babe baby's

1:07:54

eye. Sitting around the carpet.

1:07:56

I don't know what that is. BAAIS.

1:07:58

I don't know what that is.

1:08:00

Sitting around the carpets,

1:08:02

families, fifty people each.

1:08:05

Families watching blood sport. Yeah. I I

1:08:08

remember that I won easily but not

1:08:10

that sparklingly. The dude

1:08:12

kept the carpet damp and

1:08:14

the fight Spectan. Well, yeah, it's morning. you at too.

1:08:16

only full of

1:08:18

fucking pancakes right now.

1:08:20

Jesus. I

1:08:23

was afraid to fall and acted confidently without

1:08:25

making sudden movements. In general, it's

1:08:27

more convenient for me to fight in

1:08:29

a cage than in a ring. Apparently, the

1:08:31

prison passed is taking its toll. I don't

1:08:33

know what that means. So then he

1:08:36

decides, what

1:08:38

about showbiz? I'm kind of crazy What

1:08:40

about showbiz? So he tried to

1:08:42

produce pop groups. This guy trying

1:08:45

to put boy bands together. You. You. You.

1:08:48

Very

1:08:48

handsome. Sing and dance.

1:08:50

Good. We put out

1:08:53

the record. Let's go.

1:08:55

On your naked

1:08:55

patchy. Let's go. That's

1:08:57

It has no hook. What's

1:08:59

the hook?

1:09:03

What's the hook? Make it about the

1:09:05

earworm. You get, like, earworm. Make it the the song, the name of a dance that

1:09:07

the girls can do once they

1:09:09

hear

1:09:10

song. Do that. That worked very

1:09:12

good. He

1:09:15

said that where

1:09:18

is this? Okay.

1:09:21

Yeah. He he said then he all he did was lose

1:09:23

a bunch of money. So then he

1:09:25

got In POP. Yeah. That's

1:09:28

yeah. He said, I

1:09:30

brought my project to the bride in a pretentious

1:09:32

Moscow hotel. Oh, that's right. He's

1:09:34

trying to do he's trying to

1:09:36

do something else here. I don't know

1:09:38

what he did, but sold to some sort of service to this wedding. Okay?

1:09:40

So he said it's at

1:09:42

a pretentious Moscow hotel where

1:09:45

you're only allowed

1:09:48

by

1:09:48

Which is pretty standard with

1:09:50

weddings usually, as far as I know, generally. Yeah.

1:09:52

He said in the hall,

1:09:54

everyone is sweet, glamorous, and Brio

1:09:58

aligned. I don't know what that means. He says they look at me from under their browse quickly

1:10:04

look away. And I look like

1:10:06

a typical bandit, healthy and bald. So thick and bald. With a thick gold

1:10:08

chain rings and

1:10:11

a gold watch, I had

1:10:13

to sit on the sidelines at

1:10:16

a separate table, so as not to embarrass

1:10:18

anyone. Five minutes later, ala boris Boris Sonova

1:10:22

comes in, looks coldly at the local public, comes

1:10:24

up to me and asks, are you free?

1:10:26

I told her sit down, of

1:10:29

course. He considered her a

1:10:31

pretentious FIFA, FIFA, and she is a clear and stern

1:10:36

ant. I don't know what the

1:10:38

fuck this means. I don't know what any of this means, but if you're Russian, maybe you have

1:10:40

any idea what

1:10:43

that translate came from. So

1:10:46

then he started being an instructor in private military companies and special forces

1:10:48

type situations. He started being

1:10:50

an instructor for many people. He

1:10:55

says, quote, Europeans are soft and weak. That's his

1:10:58

first line. The most Russian thing he

1:11:00

could say,

1:11:02

Europeans weak and

1:11:03

soft. He sounds like Nikolai Volkov talking about. Sounds like

1:11:05

a a wrestler from the eighties.

1:11:08

That's fucking

1:11:11

hilarious. He says somehow my partner and I showed the

1:11:13

Austrian's contract work contact work

1:11:16

sorry. Show the Austrian's

1:11:18

contact work with edged weapons.

1:11:20

After the first lesson, they packed their things and got

1:11:22

on the bus. They told me, Max, you are very cruel.

1:11:24

How can you beat each

1:11:27

other with blunt acts during

1:11:29

exercises. But sorry, it's your job. Russians react more easily.

1:11:31

Behind the shoulders of the

1:11:34

special forces are the army

1:11:38

and hand to hand combat sections,

1:11:40

rough men. They understand that the seminar

1:11:42

can save them from the knife

1:11:44

or help a civilian from a

1:11:46

knife or help save a civilian from a knife. For the

1:11:48

sake of someone's life, you

1:11:51

can endure pain. Yeah.

1:11:54

It's not this this isn't like a thing that you do, like, on your lunch break. When

1:11:56

you work in an office to go, like, I'm gonna

1:11:58

go train with my trainer, and I'll be

1:12:01

back. Like, no. You're coming back with edged weapon

1:12:03

wounds, so be careful. But that's how you

1:12:06

that's how you listen. You what

1:12:08

do you you're not gonna get tough

1:12:10

unless I cut That's what it is. Well, wait to hear later on what happens.

1:12:12

So -- Oh my god. -- he's trained in somebody

1:12:14

and it's weird that he has an accident

1:12:17

with an accident. He ends up

1:12:19

going back to jail. Goes

1:12:21

back to the prison, the prosecutor's office accuses him of

1:12:23

patronizing the drug business. So he's selling drugs

1:12:25

and he went back

1:12:28

to jail this time,

1:12:30

Youssef may fuck off three and a half years in jail again. He

1:12:33

said a

1:12:36

complicated story The court proved

1:12:38

that I knew about the drugs. The first time they let me go right out of the courtroom, but

1:12:41

the prosecutor's

1:12:44

office, Emil, immediately filed an appeal

1:12:46

to a higher court. The process was covered in the media so they could not lose

1:12:48

face. It was a matter

1:12:50

of honor to shut me down.

1:12:54

So it's a guilty verdict against

1:12:56

him and two other guys, a guy named

1:12:58

Yuri and a guy named Ruslan, of

1:13:01

course. They were committed found

1:13:03

guilty of committing daring crimes. Wow. Wow. I

1:13:08

mean, That's very vague, vague, daring. The

1:13:10

Kurgan regional court announced the guilty verdict here, and

1:13:12

they were found guilty of doing

1:13:14

this in the city of Kurgan.

1:13:17

From two thousand eight to two thousand nine.

1:13:20

It was established in the fall of two thousand eight, a group of

1:13:22

people in the in a country house in the gardening partnership

1:13:24

Gorgas drank

1:13:27

alcohol. During the feast, the quarrel broke

1:13:30

out between them as a result of

1:13:32

which Sar

1:13:34

Baushev. I think that's one of the

1:13:37

guys he is arrested with. Yeah. That's Yuri

1:13:39

Shar Baushev. And Novaslov, Novoselov, severely

1:13:42

beat two men. That's not surprising.

1:13:45

After which, Novacellov set

1:13:47

fire to the things

1:13:50

lying around the victims and left the house and closed

1:13:52

the door from the outside, locking

1:13:54

it, leaving helpless people to die

1:13:56

in a burning room. Oh my god.

1:13:58

Beat men unconscious and lit the house on

1:14:01

fire. And then locked it from

1:14:03

the outside. Oh, god. It

1:14:05

should that's fucking

1:14:06

insane. Who does that? Who

1:14:08

does that? That's What did

1:14:10

they call that? What was the

1:14:13

crime? Daring crimes. That's a daring. That's daring. Alright. I

1:14:15

would say. It said it also,

1:14:18

it should be no that

1:14:20

before the commission of the crime,

1:14:23

the criminals robbed an elderly man stealing a TV and

1:14:25

food from

1:14:28

his apartment. Come on, man.

1:14:30

Jesus Christ. A few

1:14:33

months later, his

1:14:35

two cohorts there. Yeah. Again embarked on

1:14:37

a path of crime, having come to

1:14:39

visit a neighbor of one of

1:14:41

them while drinking alcohol on the

1:14:43

basis of personal hostility, they beat

1:14:45

the elderly owner inflicting state fatal stab wounds to his

1:14:47

neck and then stall

1:14:50

things from his house.

1:14:52

Wow. Holy shit. Maxim The

1:14:54

man in the neck. Oh my god. Maxim was found guilty of

1:14:56

committing these crimes

1:14:59

under paragraph d part two

1:15:02

of Article sixty one paragraph a part two

1:15:04

and of Article 105 part two and

1:15:07

of Article one sixty seven of the

1:15:09

criminal code of the Russian

1:15:11

Federation which is robbery murder of two persons

1:15:13

and arson. It's clearly not accepted by society. If that

1:15:15

is not accepted by society.

1:15:18

You wrote it down. He is

1:15:20

found guilty of these things. Yeah. He beat them down

1:15:22

and set shit on fire and locked it from the outside

1:15:25

so they could burn to death. Do you

1:15:27

know how crazy that is? That's,

1:15:30

like, the worst. That's fucked

1:15:32

up. They did that. They weren't even

1:15:35

dead. That's why they did that

1:15:37

John Wilkes booth. Yeah. And

1:15:40

he doesn't care. Kill a president for

1:15:42

me. He fucking deserved it. Yeah. This is

1:15:44

bullshit. Yeah. He

1:15:46

is sentenced to use May

1:15:48

fuck off nineteen years in

1:15:50

prison. For booth in a guy in Georgia tumor.

1:15:55

Booth twice. then runaround too, nineteen years. You

1:15:57

can move the man and get

1:16:00

nineteen I guess, eight and a

1:16:02

half. What is a nine and a

1:16:04

half? That's all it's all

1:16:06

it is. So he's in there. He's in prison and trying to figure out his next

1:16:09

move. What does

1:16:12

he do? What's he gonna

1:16:14

do? More show biz. More boy bands? Fighting isn't working. He is. As the

1:16:16

most fascinating life of

1:16:19

all time. Yeah. It's fucking

1:16:22

crazy. So it gets even crazier because

1:16:24

he's sitting there in prison, and there's

1:16:26

a shadow on the threshold again as

1:16:29

he

1:16:29

says. And people think it's the terminator

1:16:31

but it's not the Terminator. It's Vince McMahon.

1:16:35

And he says,

1:16:47

is that you've come to arrive here. Oh my god.

1:16:50

You beautiful bastard look

1:16:52

at you. Oh,

1:16:54

god. Oh my god. He sells

1:16:57

drugs. He beats people to death. Are you hearing this? Where's

1:16:59

Bruce Pritchard? He beats people to death. Hunter, He's

1:17:03

beating people to death. Do you understand, my

1:17:05

god. Look at you. Tell you

1:17:08

what. Do it for put these over

1:17:10

all sign. Yeah. There you go. Put them

1:17:12

on for me. Two

1:17:14

for daddy. I tell you to get that shirt

1:17:16

off, but you haven't owned a shirt in five years. That's okay. It's

1:17:18

negative eight degrees Celsius outside your shirt, listen. I love it.

1:17:23

I love it. Oh god. Look at you. I know what you're gonna

1:17:25

do. I'm gonna talk to the people over here.

1:17:27

Believe me. Me

1:17:30

and the people in charge over here and in Russia, we we have

1:17:32

an understanding. We're the same type of folk, if

1:17:35

you know what I mean. So I'll

1:17:38

get you out of here, buddy, and we're gonna take

1:17:40

you somewhere where they're gonna appreciate

1:17:41

you. Oh oh, are they gonna appreciate

1:17:44

you? Oh, god. He's gonna

1:17:46

fight Brock Lesners. I'm gonna come, oh my

1:17:48

god. And poof, in a

1:17:50

cloud of excitement in Jizz,

1:17:53

Vince McMahon

1:17:54

disappears. And He's Max is very excited for his new career. He said

1:17:56

though he gets out. He says, I

1:17:58

did my time and paid for

1:18:01

my sins. In the zone, he worked in a

1:18:04

gym he taught young guys. He

1:18:06

said yesterday's drug addicts is the way

1:18:08

he put it. He taught them sports.

1:18:10

So he said my conscience is clear. Well,

1:18:12

that's fair. He killed a couple people,

1:18:14

burned them alive. He's killed four people.

1:18:16

He taught some kids sports though, Jimmy.

1:18:18

It's okay. He taught sports. What does he what does this man to do to

1:18:20

earn your forgiveness? This is unbelievable. What

1:18:23

do you made a fucking

1:18:26

stone? He taught sports

1:18:27

to have some drug addicts done.

1:18:30

That's the same. Right? He's

1:18:32

killed four people. He's

1:18:34

killed a lot of people,

1:18:36

man. He has YouTube videos that are very,

1:18:38

very, very popular. He has he's kind of was kind of an Internet

1:18:40

sensation for a while --

1:18:42

Right. -- because yeah. He

1:18:46

he would train people in prison

1:18:49

and do training. They let him

1:18:51

there's pictures of him training in

1:18:53

prison. There's fucking armed guards all

1:18:55

around and

1:18:56

shit. Training people with axes

1:18:58

and hatchets. There's prisoners fighting each other with

1:19:04

not not fucking battle axes, man, like

1:19:06

a an actual nightmare. Like, what came with me, man? Like

1:19:08

one of those,

1:19:11

a battle axe. Like an ex a

1:19:13

Humana accessory and and hatchet. It's like a big hatchet. Like, they're going

1:19:16

after each other. MERS are are

1:19:18

doing this, and the cops are

1:19:20

just standing there looking

1:19:22

like, well, what's worse that could happen? They kill each other. And that's the end of it. Unbelievable.

1:19:28

So there's all these videos of him training from

1:19:30

prison that are they're out there. Look it up on the Internet. They're everywhere on YouTube. So,

1:19:33

yeah, he's in prison

1:19:35

and he's, you know, There

1:19:38

he is. So he gets out, Jimmy.

1:19:41

When do you think? First of all, he's killed

1:19:43

all these people. They let him

1:19:45

out in two thousand sixteen. Was a five

1:19:47

years. He did like five years.

1:19:49

He taught sports to drug

1:19:52

addicts though, Jimmy. What

1:19:54

are you talking

1:19:55

about? What's what's the fucking problem here? He he locked two unconscious

1:19:57

men in a building and lit it

1:19:59

on fire. Five years. And

1:20:01

and locked it from

1:20:04

the outside. Right. He didn't say, like, maybe

1:20:06

they'll stay unconscious and die. He said, that ought to kill them and walked away.

1:20:08

That's what he said. That'll

1:20:10

burn them alive. Holy shit. So

1:20:14

two thousand sixteen, he's freed. He took three a half years did. Unfucking

1:20:19

believe. Jesus Christ. So

1:20:23

then he

1:20:24

starts doing some MMA. He did a

1:20:26

tournament. Hey, Kreiner got nine

1:20:27

years. Yeah.

1:20:30

Yeah. Three and a half,

1:20:32

turned two people alive

1:20:34

while running a while

1:20:36

running a drug gang

1:20:39

by the way. So This is, like,

1:20:41

you know, organized. Yeah. This is if you got a a head

1:20:43

of a a drug gang who killed

1:20:45

people with their hands and

1:20:47

burned them alive, and

1:20:49

you got three and a half

1:20:52

years ought to correct everything. That

1:20:54

ought to correct the problem. Holy

1:20:56

balls. So He got an MMMMMA

1:20:59

tournament and beat somebody and knocked him out cold, actually. Made

1:21:03

a submission there, so he was all excited. He ends up

1:21:05

on September ninth to fight against an

1:21:08

American named

1:21:11

Jimmy Ambritz. At the Tractor Theatre in

1:21:16

Chelyabinsk. Sorry. So September

1:21:18

nine two thousand sixteen, Jimmy

1:21:20

Ambrts Jimmie I.

1:21:22

He wins by TK0 in the first round with a doctor stoppage. So they come in. I

1:21:25

don't know.

1:21:28

They fuck. I didn't know they had

1:21:30

doctors in Russia. That's strange, but he knocked the shit out of Jimmy. Yeah. They had to stop.

1:21:32

The rep didn't even stop it.

1:21:34

So he's three, two, and one.

1:21:37

April twenty second two thousand seventeen some months go by. He

1:21:39

fights at the alliance bat fighting championship's battle of

1:21:42

the Titans. He fights Evegeti

1:21:46

Cybakov. And knocks him out in thirty seconds with a head kick.

1:21:52

Shit. Jesus. Brings

1:21:54

him to four two and one,

1:21:56

April thirtieth two thousand eighteen, so a year

1:21:58

later, not April thirtieth two thousand seventeen, at

1:22:00

FightPro Suri

1:22:03

Sarai Chev power Expo battle for Moscow.

1:22:06

Yeah. Which sounds like a Call

1:22:08

of Duty

1:22:09

game, I believe. That's

1:22:11

a really tough. The Sarajevev power

1:22:14

esque expo battle for Moscow, Call of Duty, fucking black ops

1:22:20

versus Igor Koon's net of

1:22:21

abs. Oh, Jesus. It's so easy to make up a Russian name.

1:22:23

You can make off any just an

1:22:25

off and a net and

1:22:27

a noons and some

1:22:29

immune shit going on. This is a knockout with punches in the first round, a win for him.

1:22:32

Five doing one. He's on

1:22:34

a streak, baby. He sure is.

1:22:38

May fourth two thousand eighteen,

1:22:40

he beats Ardheim Shukin

1:22:43

at the professional combat Sambo,

1:22:45

the day of victory in the Great Patriotic War. That's the name of the

1:22:47

card. Great Patriotic

1:22:52

War. Professional combat

1:22:54

Sambo the day of victory in the Great Patriotic War. Fascinating. I don't know what that but

1:22:56

he wins by his

1:22:59

submission here. Giatain choke at

1:23:03

fifty three seconds into the fight. Give him credit. Very

1:23:05

few people find their stride in a

1:23:07

very physical thing in their

1:23:09

late for Forty five

1:23:12

years old. It's rare. Rare.

1:23:14

Most guys buy a vet at this point in their lives. Something A brand new

1:23:17

one or like

1:23:20

a fucking Yeah. They can

1:23:22

get a hair piece or they

1:23:24

marry their secretary or something. I'm

1:23:26

gonna choke more people. You know, I've

1:23:28

got I keep going to jail for

1:23:31

choking people. Maybe if there's a way I could, oh, legally perfect. Nexty fights at wolf fights.

1:23:33

That's the name of the

1:23:35

card. Wolf fights. It's

1:23:38

just September eighth two thousand eighteen. So he's fighting at least in the same year. Yeah. It just it be

1:23:41

the gray to

1:23:44

the grass. He beat

1:23:46

Alexander Zuckerbergov. Zuckerberg Zuckerberg reads him.

1:23:48

Next up, he's

1:23:51

supposed to fight our

1:23:53

guy, Vyacheslav Ditsik. His next day. On his, for two thousand

1:23:55

nineteen, supposed to fight

1:23:58

him, Novoselov challenged You

1:24:03

said, I heard you on crime and sports. I beat

1:24:06

you good. Now

1:24:09

you guys can can Jimmie they can

1:24:11

compete over who had the crazier episode. There you go.

1:24:13

Who do you root for in this?

1:24:15

Root for them both took at

1:24:17

least some of the sellers. Punch each other in the head and they

1:24:20

explode. At least Novacella isn't an open

1:24:22

Nazi. So you know what? I'm gonna

1:24:25

go with the guy who's not hiling

1:24:27

things probably. Whoever's not gets my fucking root. How's

1:24:29

that? We're beating prostitutes in the

1:24:32

street. Yeah.

1:24:34

We Exactly. That's what he was doing there. Yeah. Dazzic,

1:24:37

obviously. He these

1:24:39

two obviously have had

1:24:41

some some problems though. But No.

1:24:43

Maxim has some words about that. He says quote,

1:24:45

Dazzic has a similar path. Yeah. I'm glad

1:24:47

you recognize that.

1:24:50

Cool. I have crime and sports episode some day also,

1:24:53

and I look forward to it.

1:24:55

James and Jimmy, please, you

1:24:57

know, go easy guys, you know. So

1:24:59

I burn a guy. I burn two guy. I burn I

1:25:01

burn I burn so what? You know,

1:25:03

come on. You don't

1:25:05

know those guys. Very

1:25:08

bad people. You make fun. You don't

1:25:10

know. Not a Russian accent. I don't know what to know. So

1:25:14

vehicles are not something over there. I don't fucking know. He

1:25:16

said, he was also in prison,

1:25:18

but he didn't break down. He

1:25:21

says now Via Cheslava

1:25:23

ranges more raids on rothles,

1:25:25

nightmares of prostitutes, and shoots it on video. So he's calling him a

1:25:27

jerk off, basically. He says, but he is

1:25:29

a gladiator and a

1:25:32

gladiator mucks must take

1:25:34

on challenges and fight. I think Dazzic will agree when everything is in order with the law,

1:25:36

Whisman he stops getting in

1:25:38

trouble. Otherwise, what's the point? Life

1:25:42

has taught us not to hide from a good

1:25:44

fight. So he's supposed to he

1:25:47

goes over for a tournament

1:25:49

in Asia called the

1:25:52

Azlan Challenge. And it's for a

1:25:54

organization called fight championship, Azul. And they

1:26:00

explained that they were talking this is the guy

1:26:02

who arranged it. He said, Aslan is a lion, and we have a lion everywhere.

1:26:05

There is a lion on the belts, all symbols with a

1:26:07

lion. That's why it's called Azelon. So now

1:26:10

we know. So they signed a

1:26:12

two fight contract with Dazzic

1:26:14

this organization, which is crazy. To

1:26:17

with him twice, to project him being sane and kind ready

1:26:20

to do things in

1:26:23

six months. That's crazy. Two

1:26:26

times in a row. Yeah. It's supposed to take place at the Yatarni Palace in

1:26:32

Kaliningrad and seven

1:26:34

thousand people are gonna come. Twelve days before the fight, there was they

1:26:37

still had fourteen

1:26:40

hundred tickets left, but they sold over five

1:26:42

thousand tickets. So -- You're gonna get a -- -- impressive. -- you're gonna get a walk up of that -- Yeah. -- day up, you're gonna get bunch

1:26:45

there. So

1:26:48

the audience By the way, the

1:26:50

poster says it's a six plus. So age is six and over. You can bring a seven year old to watch

1:26:56

this. Come on, kids, a man might die tonight.

1:26:58

Let's go. Well, if one of the guys one of the guys loses, he might

1:27:02

set us all on fire. You might just lock the doors and blazes

1:27:04

out. I don't know. Throw a

1:27:06

mob handle through the handles of

1:27:08

the door. Who knows? He

1:27:10

learned that in prison kids. So

1:27:13

they both take part in a true gym fight tournament on June sixteenth, which is

1:27:15

just before the fights, like two

1:27:18

weeks before it's supposed to happen.

1:27:22

And Dottzig fought two opponents,

1:27:24

and Maxim fought three.

1:27:26

Okay. Maxim finished without

1:27:28

any

1:27:29

injury, but dotsic as it gets a broken jaw

1:27:31

out of it. He gets his jaw

1:27:34

broken. And yep. So he won't

1:27:36

be able to fight for at least

1:27:38

two months and the whole fight falls apart. We never get

1:27:40

to see these two Prime and Sports

1:27:42

Legends go against each other here.

1:27:45

He said, This is the promoter said, I

1:27:47

can't understand. He has the main fight of the evening

1:27:49

on June twenty ninth. They were the main event, those

1:27:51

two. He said there are so many people who

1:27:54

bought tickets here to watch this fight, which of Maxim. If it doesn't work, then

1:27:56

we can cancel the contract. So

1:27:58

they're gonna shit can dott sick.

1:28:03

He said, Lawyers are working now. I thought that in Moscow, I

1:28:05

would fight him, oh, this is Maxim. But most

1:28:07

likely, I no longer need his services.

1:28:09

Oh, no. This is the the

1:28:11

guy. Okay. I repeat. He had

1:28:13

the main fight of the evening, he says. And

1:28:15

so he let down people who wanted to see him. I just have no words.

1:28:20

They

1:28:20

fought in some side tournament for money. Yeah. Somebody probably offered him ten

1:28:22

grand to go over there and put on a show for the day. Broke broke

1:28:24

his fucking jaw -- Yeah. --

1:28:27

ruined the ruined the fight. That's

1:28:29

right. So they're saying he's gonna

1:28:32

fight somebody else who knows. Yes. They have

1:28:34

no idea who's who's gonna fight. They said

1:28:36

that quote,

1:28:39

an unnamed Bulgarian will most likely

1:28:41

come out against Maxim. Oh.

1:28:43

An unnamed so many Bulgarian

1:28:45

references lately, what I've never

1:28:48

heard whenever. They said they want to bring

1:28:50

us fights to Moscow. Who cares? So

1:28:53

he didn't get to fight

1:28:55

that really punch I bad. I kinda feel bad for him with that.

1:28:57

I mean, he's talk he's a hard guy to

1:28:59

feel bad for, but in this

1:29:01

particular case, I kinda feel a

1:29:04

little bad

1:29:05

for but not nearly as bad. Look

1:29:07

at it. As I feel for Maxim Novacellov, CPA,

1:29:13

CP is a fucking accountant. He's his picture, he's just a dorky guy with

1:29:15

no. Doesn't look like he'd fight you

1:29:18

or hit you with an ax or

1:29:20

anything. He

1:29:22

went to the University of Texas. Oh, he's American.

1:29:24

Well, he's I think he's he

1:29:27

lives in Russia

1:29:27

now. Was it easier? Oh, he's in

1:29:30

Russia now. Yeah. A finance and reporting manager

1:29:32

and CPA, and that's what he's

1:29:34

doing. So there you go. My life.

1:29:38

That's fucking hilarious.

1:29:40

So instead on June twenty ninth,

1:29:42

he fights Max fights Alexander

1:29:46

Alexic. Alexander Alexik. Wow. The

1:29:48

first five letters of his first and last

1:29:50

name are the same. That's a trip.

1:29:52

That's a trip. Nice. A l no.

1:29:55

ALEKS is

1:29:57

how they both start. Oh.

1:29:59

Alexander Alexik. This is at

1:30:01

fight championship Oslo and as we

1:30:03

discussed. TK0 in the

1:30:05

first round, one minute ten seconds

1:30:08

-- Yeah. -- for Maxim here.

1:30:10

July two thousand nineteen, he's got

1:30:12

this this fighter who is he's really, really

1:30:14

fat. Looks like he weighs about four hundred pounds. I don't know if he had a surgery or something and he's

1:30:17

trying to get

1:30:20

into shape. So Maxim is

1:30:22

working this guy trying to get him in the shape. And and in this, of course, you need to break out,

1:30:24

you know, edge weapons

1:30:27

to properly lose weight. You

1:30:31

can't lose weight without Edge weapons, Jimmie, clearly, obviously. That's

1:30:33

the problem in this country. We

1:30:35

put you this is what

1:30:37

we do. Week Americans, you'd be going

1:30:39

to die at and we expect

1:30:41

weight to fall off. Edge weapons are the only way.

1:30:43

So he's doing this.

1:30:46

He was fighting with

1:30:48

him. He ends

1:30:50

up he ends up kind of slicing his arm with an ax, maxing the guy's arm. Maxim

1:30:52

kind of gashes this guy's arm

1:30:54

open with a fucking ax, I guess.

1:30:59

The incident occurred when the two were swinging axes in each other's

1:31:01

directions. Well, that's when it generally

1:31:04

happens. Yeah.

1:31:06

Which seemed harmless. When was two people swinging accesses at each

1:31:08

other ever seeming harmless ever? How? In

1:31:11

the history of mankind, how

1:31:13

is that? Same perfectly harmless to

1:31:16

throw blades at each other. This

1:31:18

is this article. Until the Russian

1:31:20

struck the shield of his

1:31:22

training partner, the blade of the axe sliced through the

1:31:24

shield and directly into the exposed skin

1:31:26

of his right arm instantly pouring

1:31:29

with blood. It was one of those

1:31:31

credibly sharp shield. Yeah. You have the shield on your

1:31:33

forearm and went through it and got his forearm

1:31:35

on the other side. And the incredibly

1:31:37

sharp ax. Like, it it

1:31:39

went through a fucking shield one.

1:31:41

That's the act so sharp. What's what I mean? Have a blunt one. Well, what fun is

1:31:44

that? That's

1:31:48

dangerous. Devil you know is better than

1:31:50

Jimmie Put an edge on there. What are you gonna do? Yeah. So

1:31:55

his next fight he's talking about he said, quote, I don't want

1:31:58

the world's top league because he's talking

1:32:00

about fighting and they're talking about, hey, let's get you in

1:32:02

with some big guy. Have a big famous fight because you're

1:32:04

kinda Internet famous.

1:32:06

Let's make you Kimbo slice and he says, quote, I don't want the world's top league.

1:32:08

I fight for my

1:32:10

pleasure. I have enough money.

1:32:14

Business is more than fighting. I'm preparing for

1:32:16

the battle with smoke a

1:32:18

small small smallly aiakov in

1:32:20

the usual

1:32:21

mode. So he says, Not even thinking about that

1:32:23

shit. Don't care. I do this for for

1:32:25

the for the love of the gang. I do

1:32:27

this. I'm almost fifty and I

1:32:29

like to get punched in the head for fun.

1:32:31

That's what this guy said on a professional level by people half my

1:32:33

age. Shockingly. So he fights at

1:32:35

the World Total

1:32:38

Combat Federation five against Eigor Kuznetsov. Tko

1:32:41

with punches. He wins

1:32:43

that fight. He

1:32:46

fights Andre Drago Marteski.

1:32:48

Drama Maritzky. Sorry. In

1:32:50

MMA series twenty two, fighting

1:32:55

champion ship pancration. We've had those before, pancration. That's what Dotsik

1:32:57

would fight in. Right. Tko with

1:32:59

punches in a

1:33:02

minute and thirteen. So these are all under

1:33:04

two minute knockouts, so he seems like he

1:33:06

just overwhelms you with punches until he finally

1:33:09

beats you to the ground. You know, it's fascinating

1:33:11

that why would he not wanna fight does

1:33:13

does he know that it's probably because

1:33:15

he he'll suffer the same

1:33:17

fate as Kimball. It it it'll be

1:33:19

terrible. It'll be embarrassing for him. Yeah. Why do it?

1:33:21

And you have to train a different way for that.

1:33:23

He likes being this guy. He likes being

1:33:25

this guy. Different guy. The whole idea of Kimbo being the

1:33:27

underdog, but, like, also the favored underdog. Yeah. Yeah. It's a

1:33:29

big deal. But -- Yeah. -- he got the

1:33:32

fuck kicked out

1:33:34

of him. He fights on. Prison, and he's from the special forces. He'd

1:33:36

have a crazy story. He fights bears.

1:33:38

He wrestles bears, Jimmie. There's things that him

1:33:40

wrestling bears, which it could be a show

1:33:42

bear, like, in wrestling they used to do.

1:33:44

When you add all the axes in,

1:33:46

I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe it's not. Does he give a bear ax? Imagine a

1:33:49

bear with an ax. What's

1:33:51

more terrifying than that? Just

1:33:54

shape it to his giant fucking A

1:33:57

bear to shark several axes on his fucking

1:33:59

paws. Well, like a shark with a

1:34:01

gun would be the really scarier thing than a

1:34:03

barrel with an ax. Right? Like, how does he

1:34:05

use it? I don't know, man, but

1:34:07

he's got an AK to

1:34:10

his doarsal. Yeah. Let him

1:34:12

go. Next up, he fights, who is

1:34:14

this Ivan Visich here -- Yeah. -- in Russia

1:34:16

again. And he wins with a

1:34:18

submission this time. An arm bar

1:34:22

at a minute seventeen in the first round. These

1:34:24

fights are not going a long time -- No. -- which

1:34:26

is probably good for him because he's a lot older

1:34:28

than all these guys. Next up, MMA

1:34:30

series forty seven, he's the he's the main event, fighting Adnan Alsik, not

1:34:36

Adnan Saad. He's

1:34:39

fighting out nonsense. He's

1:34:41

beaten and he's using it. He's

1:34:43

using it outright. He fights

1:34:45

Aetna, Alsik. This is a knockout

1:34:47

at two minutes and nineteen seconds for Maxim. that's January twenty

1:34:50

ninth twenty twenty two.

1:34:52

March twenty

1:34:54

twenty two. He has arrested uh-oh, rape Now

1:34:56

Maxim's he says, I don't

1:34:58

know what you're talking about. I think

1:35:03

something I think somebody put something in my drink that night, so I'm

1:35:05

not sure what you're even talking about.

1:35:07

Hold on. So they were trying

1:35:10

to rate me, actually, was thing. I

1:35:12

was a

1:35:13

drug. I just participated really hard.

1:35:15

Really hard. Yeah. This, by

1:35:17

the way, it's an eighteen

1:35:20

year old young lady -- Oh.

1:35:22

-- he's accused of raping here. He said he didn't know how the girl ended

1:35:24

up with him at