Nick and Ash are back to discuss not only the political status of America (ahhhh!!!), but a fun little diddy of an anthology movie which includes mystery octopus monsters, awkward spousal murder, red eyed, cremated demon children, and most impo

67: Zoom Seance (Host, 2020)

Oct 19th, 2020 23m 34s

We have a little tidbit of horror here for you where Ash and Nick review the first film shot during the COVID Pandemic. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

66: Evil Home Owners Association (Spiral, 2019)

Oct 12th, 2020 59m 39s

Ash and Nick are back! Finally! With Spooky Season already well underway, they catch up and dive into a new episode about a new Shudder Original for your hearing pleasure. (Not sponsored by Shudder, but hit us up BBs!)--- Send in a voice me

65: Just A Bunch Of Massholes (Session 9, 2001)

Aug 10th, 2020 1h 27m

The boo crew is back and discussing Session 9! Ash & Nick have an impromptu but completely necessary therapy session, they reminisce on life before the pandemic, and they wonder - truly wonder - if Chinese food is any good in the greater Massac

64: Space Hellraiser (Event Horizon, 1997)

Jul 20th, 2020 1h 13m

The Ghouls are back discussing 1997's weird time in space - Event Horizon. It's like Hellraiser, but in space!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

63: Backyard Bunghole (The Gate, 1987)

Jul 6th, 2020 1h 9m

Nick and Ash are back with their first film in a long time! Be gentle, they're trying.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

62: Just Checking In

Jun 22nd, 2020 1h 11m

Hi Pumpkins,We're back with an update episode during these stressful times. No movie, just an important conversation.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

61: What is Even Reality? (Cabin Fever, 2002)

Jun 1st, 2020 57m 11s

Nick and Ash have crawled out of their respective holes to take down Eli Roth's Cabin Fever. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

60: The Black Plague

Apr 27th, 2020 50m 13s

Welcome back to Paranormal Pansies! Is Coronavirus this generation’s Black Plague? Perhaps. Let’s discuss. Nick and Ash get down to the nitty-gritty-icky-sicky science and history of The Black Plague. --- Send in a voice message: https://po

59: What Day Is It? (Tourist Trap, 1979)

Apr 20th, 2020 1h 23m

Ash and Nick take a trip down “vintage highway” and address what they feel is arguably the original “gayest film ever made.”--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

58: Weird NJ

Apr 6th, 2020 1h

Hey Pumpkins,Sorry for the short hiatus but things have been CRAZY over here at CDF. Big news: Paranormal Pansies is coming over to CDF as a permanent biweekly rainbow-colored paranormal fixture. This week, listen in to the latest Paranormal P

57: The Witching Hour (Ft. Bree NicGarran)

Mar 23rd, 2020 1h 1m

In these unprecedented times, we have a very special guest episode for you! This week, we sit down with real-life Witch and all-around lovely human, Bree NicGarran! We tackle two of our favorite witchy films, The Craft (again!) and Practical Ma

56: Wendy's For Breakfast (Cabin In The Woods, 2011)

Mar 9th, 2020 1h 35m

You requested it, and we listened! Nick and Ash take a stab at one of their all time favorite campfests!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

55: A Real Judy Talk (Dolls, 1987) feat. Caleb from Horror Soup Podcast!

Feb 24th, 2020 1h 21m

Caleb from Horror Soup Podcast is in the audio lab with us this week discussing his pick, Dolls! We’re talking about Judy and her night of toy terror with some good Judy’s! Judy’s talking Judy!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters

54: Human Pudding (Hellraiser, 1987)

Feb 3rd, 2020 1h 29m

Finally! A movie Ash really, really, REALLY hates! That’s all. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

53: Death Drop Gorgeous! (Spookies, 1986)

Jan 20th, 2020 1h 37m

For this VERY special episode of CDF, we hang out with our new best friends - the men behind the upcoming film Death Drop Gorgeous! We discuss their movie, all of the spooky gay things it will deliver (drag queens and death!), and then we all s

What Is This Gay Shit?

Jan 13th, 2020 1h 7m

OMG, Pumpkins! It’s the first official episode of Paranormal Pansies! Ash takes a dive into the history and inner workings of Ouija boards! Nick is scared of them. Find Paranormal Pansies on Instagram @paranormalpansiespod and on all podcast pl

52: Ham Good (The Exorcist, 1973)

Jan 6th, 2020 1h 24m

HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY TO US, PUMPKINS! That’s right, it’s CDF’s 1 year pod-iversary, and we thought the only way to properly celebrate was to cover the other movie we discussed in our first episode - The Exorcist! It’s one of our all-time favorite

CDF 51: I Can Feel All My Pores (New Year’s Evil, 1980)

Dec 30th, 2019 41m 17s

Happy New Year, Pumpkins! Let’s ring in 2020 with the last CDF episode of the decade! May we be able to leave husbands with no background checks, sub-par police work, harsh blush, and emotionally disturbed children with mommy issues in 2019!

CDF 50: Weird Christmas (Santa's Slay, 2005)

Dec 23rd, 2019 33m 41s

Christmas is here, Pumpkins! Welcome to the first ever Copulators Die First Christmas Episode! Naturally, things aren’t completely merry and bright...--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/me

CDF 49: Is That What We Just Watched? (Gingerdead Man, 2005)

Dec 16th, 2019 45m 42s

Pumpkins, the title speaks for itself. This week was a real doozy of a film for Nick and Ash. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

CDF 48: Something's Wrong With Nana (The Visit, 2015)

Dec 9th, 2019 1h 30m

What else says “Holiday Cheer” like spending time with your estranged grandparents while your mom goes on a booze cruise? Let’s up the ante - Pop Pop has a dirty diaper collection and Nana might be possessed by little lake aliens? Oh, and let’s

CDF 47: Consumerism & Lasers (Chopping Mall, 1986)

Dec 2nd, 2019 1h 16m

The holiday season is in full swing, and what better way could Ash and Nick (with special guest Sarah!) get in the spirit than discussing the horrors of Black Friday, on an episode that drops on Cyber Monday? Consumerism, man. What an ugly beas

CDF 46: Kill The Turkey (Thankskilling, 2009)

Nov 25th, 2019 55m 16s

Join Nick and Ash for their first ever Thanksgiving special! Problematic film aside, dig in and enjoy the content!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message

CDF 45: Ring My Bell (The Autopsy of Jane Doe, 2016)

Nov 18th, 2019 48m 12s

Nick and Ash cut right to the chase with this one. It’s a special night radio version of CDF, and they’ve got no time to waste and no shits to give. Who would you Boink, Marry, Kill if your choices are a 300 year old witch, a cat, or a boring o