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Introducing Pretendians

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Hey it's are shoo man host of

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Commons and we have an incredible new

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show here at Canada Land for you

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to listen to. It's called Pretend Years

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and it's hosted by Robert J. Go

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an Angel, Alice. Each episode takes

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a look at stories of indigenous

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identity fraud. Now, these are jawdropping

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stories about the bold fraudsters who

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have achieved huge success in academia,

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politics, in the arts. But all

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of it was based on a

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lie. This. Show will frustrate you,

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shock you, make you laugh, make you

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cry, and most importantly challenge you to

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rethink everything that you thought you knew

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about identity politics. This show is like

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nothing else you've heard before. And

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we've got a sneak peek to share

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with you today, so please take a

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listen. Hello and welcome to pretend

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he owns. This is a show where we talk

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about people who impersonate us natives and explain why

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they're doing it and who it hurts. Has

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just don't go. Angel Elisha How just

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get us hello. I'm Angel Alice a

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writer and a citizen of the Muskogee

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Creek Nation located Oklahoma. Are

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we doing a. Yeah. You gotta get

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all secret with it. Is

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wild his he I ravaging at the squeak. My

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name is Robert Jego and I'm a writer from

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the Qual and First nation and knock sack Indian

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tribe in the Pacific Northwest. So. The

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show is all about pretend to and pretend. The

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Indians it's a pretty new term and I know

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that even a lot of native people don't know

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what it's like. One of the social media think

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that's kind of taken over and got into the

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press. So many people pretend to be Indian. You.

1:30

Will not believe how many of these figures

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are out there. We don't pretend the ins

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and Hollywood. Pretend the ins and government. Even

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pretending ends in prison in every episode

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will tell you a wild story about

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who they Hoechst and what they got

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away with. Rubber off the top

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your mind course. I'm the pretending and

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that you can think of Dino Rachel.

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Dollars or less? maybe? Rachel

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Dollars all the Naacp chapter later

1:54

accused of lying about her raise

1:56

their I am Black, haven't had

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a dna tests. She was

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clearly a blonde lady, but she told everybody she

2:03

was black and she, you know, got a spray

2:05

tan and put her in cornrows and stuff. Oh,

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I do remember this. Before

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she did that, she was native. Really?

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I mean, she was never native, but before she did that,

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she tried out being a pretendian first. Oh

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my God. Rachel used

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to call herself Faith Eagle

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Nebula. What about Elizabeth Warren? Yeah,

2:23

she's like the daughter of the Cherokee

2:26

princess or something like that. Pocahontas,

2:28

she of the great tribal

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heritage. What tribe is it? Let me

2:33

think about that one. I am sorry

2:35

for harm I have caused. When

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I was growing up, those were our

2:40

family's stories. Some other famous

2:43

ones recently. I mean, Buffy St. Marie. Oh,

2:45

it does, uh, where we fall.

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Oh gosh, Buffy broke my heart a little bit. A

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little bit, yeah. That hurt. I

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don't know how or when she started to create

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her story, but she's just raised

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in a Caucasian

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family. I mean, that's

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one that I never would have guessed. What

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makes the mob crowd like go with

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it? I don't understand. It's

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kind of wild. I mean, how many

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people are really listening to natives when we talk

3:15

about anything? Oh, that's true.

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Pretendians as a story are really important right

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now, where we're rebuilding our nations and making

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serious strides as people. Because with

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that rising, there's opportunity. And it seems

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that like for every three opportunities, pretendians

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take two of them. So

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I'm definitely not a pretendian, but Robert, how

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do I know you're not? You

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can look at my credit score. Oh

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shoot. I've

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got the sacred laminated

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card. I've got one

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from Canada and one from the States,

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because in Canada, I'm registered as a

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Status Indian at the Kwantlen First Nation.

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And in the States, I'm enrolled with

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an Exact Indian tribe. That's me. What

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about you? How do you

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know that I'm Native? Well, I have

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my sacred laminate card that enrolls me

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as a citizen of the Muscogee Nation.

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Just pull out the card, right? Registered?

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Angel, at a minimum, and I mean

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at a bare minimum, you would

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hope that people would actually ask to see a

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sacred laminate card before giving somebody a job or

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another opportunity that's been set aside for a Native

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person. These cards are important

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when it comes to figuring out who is legit

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and who is a pretendian. Not

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every truly Indigenous person has one, but

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these days, only truly Indigenous people can

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get one. So imagine the damage it

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would do if someone started printing up

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fake Indian status cards. Today's

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episode is about a man who did something a lot

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worse than merely pretending to be Indigenous. This

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guy isn't simply a fake Indian. According

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to many Mohawk leaders and others, he's

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a fake Indian Chief. And

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in that role, he's created tens of

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thousands of pretendians by sending them fake Indian

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status cards that look almost like the real

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thing. Angel, we're not

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going to just talk about this guy, I'm

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going to talk to him. But

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first, you need to know who he is. So

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allow me to tell you all about his Excellency,

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Grand Chief Guillaume Carl. Guillaume Carl.

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His Majesty Guillaume Carl, whatever he

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calls himself. Who refers to himself

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as his Excellency. Guillaume Carl was

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claiming to be Algonquin

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at one time, another time he was claiming to be a

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Huron. Prove to us what

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your language, what your culture. I can

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tell him what mine is. The people that

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don't believe I'm Native, they can kiss my

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Indian ass. From Canada Land,

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this is Pretendians. Guillaume

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Carl was born around 1960. I

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found very little information out there about his

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childhood or his upbringing. There doesn't seem to

6:14

be any native community that said anything about

6:17

knowing him or his family. We

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did trace his family tree, though, back to

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his great-grandparents. From what we can

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find, his family are all French Canadians. His

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great-grandparents were dairy farmers in a small town north

6:28

of Ottawa. One of his grandfathers seemed

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to have been fairly wealthy and found at a hospital.

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His other grandfather was a cop. We

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found a wedding photo in an old newspaper

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that shows his parents Gaston and Pierrette. They're

6:40

a very handsome couple, very Caucasian. It

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looks like Shirley Temple and Norm Macdonald.

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Oh my gosh, it does look like

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Shirley Temple and Norm Macdonald got together.

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Once he reaches adulthood, Guillaume Carl joins

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the military, where he serves as a

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military police officer. He tries his luck

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as a country music singer, he studies

6:56

computer science, and he models for a department

6:59

store. Here, Angel, take a look at him. Very

7:02

much wearing the leather

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vest and the beaded necklace.

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He's got the ponytail braid.

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He also runs a number of technology companies. It

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wasn't until he's in his 40s that he shows

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up in any public record I can find, presenting

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himself as a native person. And

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when he goes for it, he really goes

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for it. He runs for leadership of the Native

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Alliance of Quebec, a group that represents native

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people who do not live on reserves. I'm

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pretty familiar with off-reservation natives. There were a

7:30

lot of programs in the US that

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intentionally took natives off

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the reserves. That's not pulling any alarm bells

7:37

for me. Keep in mind, this is a legitimate

7:39

group he's working for at this point. How

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does he come from nowhere and win

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the support of natives to become

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a leader in a native organization?

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Well, he campaigns on the

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strength of his education. He says he has a

7:53

PhD. He boasts of his

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many university degrees and his business background.

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And he wins. But

8:00

the degrees these degrees or from a school

8:02

called Ask For The University is one of

8:04

those online universities. He says that he did

8:07

a Ba and Am A and appeared steed

8:09

Computer Science. Over. A period of

8:11

three years. When. A reporter from

8:13

La Presse question Carl about them. He

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said that he didn't need to attend

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classes, but that he did publish a

8:19

thesis and unfortunately is no longer possible

8:21

to access it. Ah, Three.

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Years later, he is engulfed in controversy.

8:26

He's under audit by his own organization

8:28

for mismanaging their money, is accused of

8:30

awarding contracts to his own company, And

8:33

not telling the whole truth about the university

8:35

degrees. According to press reports he gets driven

8:37

out of the Alliance in two thousand and

8:40

five. The guy who are places coral calcium

8:42

a wannabe who can prove his made of

8:44

now this is the first time record the

8:46

summers excuse young Carl of being an imposter

8:49

and a mopping the last. So

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offers kicked out of a native land's

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expect carla support a start their own

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group and call it the Confederation of

8:59

Aboriginal People. This one is not recognized

9:01

by the government of Canada or any

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First nation. This new group has no

9:05

a license. com supporters give him the

9:07

title his excellency grants sheath and a

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stall him for life. Carl

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says that is going to be sees us all

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the non status Indians out there, all the indigenous

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people who don't live on reserves and who don't

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have any A status cards from the government of

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Canada. His idea of

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what it takes To me indigenous is

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at all you need is the native

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team. He says any amount of Dna

9:29

makes you a native space with precision

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of honor percent or precision that we

9:33

ever lost or noted of. It's non

9:36

the made modern for as the Indian

9:38

Jean and Am Pt Indian team okay

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already okay. He estimates that they're over

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five hundred thousand indigenous people in Canada

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for join his group of start paying

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him fees he says plumbing, theatrical stats

9:49

he writes and horseback through downtown Ottawa

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with five. In a protesters to the mass

9:53

of the Governor General. If you don't know

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who that essential, that's the official representative of

9:57

the Queen. it's and when you get enough

10:00

with the Governor General Thompson or

10:02

the Queen directly or the Queen

10:04

directly what is your request? we

10:07

need our land back the

10:09

95% of Canada we're

10:11

not going to leave until we get it done

10:13

it doesn't happen but he does get an extraordinary

10:15

amount of media attention does he get

10:17

like good press? at first

10:19

yes but it's not all

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positive and in light

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of some negative stories he decides to

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sue the media for an absurd $930

10:28

million for

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allegedly defaming him and he

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argues that he's being persecuted in the same

10:35

way that Martin Luther King Jr, Nelson Mandela

10:37

and the Jewish victims of the Holocaust were

10:40

persecuted the judge throws out the

10:42

case it doesn't stop with that

10:44

though he starts his own brand new First

10:46

Nation he calls it the Micanac tribe and

10:48

says anyone with even 1% native DNA can

10:50

be a member now

10:54

this group is totally unrecognized and members don't

10:56

get any of the rights or benefits the

10:58

status Indians are entitled to such as hunting

11:00

and fishing rights or different tax benefits to

11:03

get that stuff you need to be from

11:06

a real recognized First Nation and have an

11:08

actual legitimate government issued status card and

11:10

most of his members can't get those so

11:12

he starts issuing his own status cards fake

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status cards according to CBC News here's

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what an actual government issued status card

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looks like those with status can be

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entitled to a range of benefits including

11:24

tax exemptions now this is

11:26

the card being passed off to

11:28

unsuspecting shopkeepers that's a fake card these

11:30

are all fake cards they're pretty well done the

11:32

CBC does this incredible undercover investigation here's how

11:34

that goes their reporter, a very white lady,

11:37

goes to Chief Carl's group posing as someone

11:39

who wants to join it she's charged $250

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for a DNA test that's

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administered by Carl's own vice chief to

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get into the tribe you have to pay

11:49

and you have to do a DNA test

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you don't have to like prove matrilineal

11:54

descent from that tribe or anything

11:56

like that that is the shape

11:59

of it yes and About that DNA test.

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Okay, first, all of this is caught on hidden

12:04

camera, and the vice

12:06

chief tells the reporter not to worry. Everybody

12:08

gets into the group. Everybody's

12:10

test comes back positive for native

12:12

DNA. Do you ever have people take

12:15

the DNA test and they just come back

12:17

non-native? I never saw it so far. Once

12:19

that happens, you pay $80 more for your card.

12:22

And according to Karl, over 50,000 people

12:24

have done this. It's absolutely insane.

12:26

A disgruntled former member of Karl's

12:28

group sees that something's wrong with

12:30

the test. And so

12:32

he decides to swab his chihuahua.

12:34

He sends in his chihuahua's DNA

12:36

to the same company that Guillaume

12:38

Karl used for the membership of

12:40

the Confederation, and guess what? Is

12:42

his dog a res dog? His dog is 20%

12:45

res dog. It

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comes back 20% indigenous. 8%

12:50

Abenaki and 12% Mohawk. More

12:54

media investigations are done into Karl and

12:56

his organization. This time into an investment

12:58

scheme, the police investigate and

13:01

fraud charges are laid against his excellency,

13:03

Grand Chief Guillaume Karl. And

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then it gets even worse for him. In

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2019, Guillaume Karl is charged with three sex

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crimes. Oh. For

13:11

an incident that took place decades earlier with

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a 12-year-old boy. And he's

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convicted. And that's it.

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That's where the record ends. There are

13:20

no news stories about what became of the fraud

13:22

charges against him, and no racket of him going

13:24

to jail or being sentenced for sex crimes. Nobody

13:27

seems to have spoken to him in a few years, which,

13:30

Angel, is why I

13:32

was so surprised when he actually responded to

13:34

my email and said he'd give me an

13:36

interview. Oh my God. Like, I

13:38

am just so curious. Like, what are

13:40

you going to ask him about? Where

13:42

do you start? Well, what would you

13:44

ask him about? The first thing I really

13:47

need to know is how is the guy walking around?

13:49

It's financial fraud,

13:51

identity fraud, and sexual

13:54

misconduct with a minor. That's

13:56

insane. I think that's where I want to end up. But

13:59

first, I want to fill... the gaps about his

14:01

background. Angel, this is an

14:03

incredibly tough person to interview. There

14:05

are so many court cases. I've been buried

14:07

reading about this guy forever, and I can't

14:09

get to the bottom of anything with him.

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But I don't know where he's from. I

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don't know what his childhood was.

14:16

I don't know when he decided to

14:18

become an Indian. It's been years since

14:20

he sat down for a proper interview,

14:22

and that happened before all of this

14:24

stuff with the sexual charges and the

14:26

fraud. I want to use this

14:29

time to have him stand here after

14:32

everything seems to have fallen apart and explain

14:35

to me how he got himself in this

14:37

position. He's obviously someone who

14:39

can manipulate press, but maybe

14:41

he'll want to explain his

14:44

story now that it's all kind of unraveled. Maybe he's

14:46

ready to go on record and spill it all. That

14:51

was a sneak peek of

14:53

pretendians. Robert and Angel have

14:55

an unbelievable season in store

14:57

with wild stories about prisons,

14:59

about Hollywood, about pretendian hunters,

15:01

about the sitting governor of

15:03

Oklahoma, and so much more.

15:06

To hear the rest of this

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and all upcoming episodes, just search

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