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to understand why you are in the chair

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my point in on off the more what if

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i had one shot, you know, one opportunity

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to break through the curtain, you know,

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shine like a light, I

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bung this lot down the chute, whip off the coat and

12:08

fall into their arms. Oh, God bless

12:10

you, Madonna. Thank you. OK, well, you at

12:12

least, Andrew. Yeah, but I suppose what I

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do is I manage floors. Sure, that's definitely

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a Macwill house, but I also loosen

12:19

up lungs. I mean, look, Andrew, you're

12:21

wearing a headset. I mean, for

12:23

goodness sake, what does that tell you? Which

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lane do you think you're in, bud? I'm telling you,

12:27

I know what I am. Then tell me. A floor

12:30

manager. Good, you see. Who also happens to be hilarious.

12:33

Too right. She knows. She's been doing

12:35

it a long time. And when I say doing it, you know what

12:37

I mean. Stop it, you. Anyway,

12:40

thank you, Fay. Thank you, lads. I'll take my

12:42

newly polished Hizzog. Shall I go

12:44

and pan the flames? Floor

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manager. That's what. Floor bleeding manager. You

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know, Harrison Ford was a carpenter. He

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was. Thick, greasy trollex. He was an

12:54

actor. Bared the fellow with the whip. Right, you're up.

12:57

Oh, I am, am I? You sure you don't want to put

12:59

a bit of mascara on the chap in charge of sounds first?

13:01

Come on, we're on a schedule. Fun,

13:03

fun, fun. I feel sick. Have

13:06

you been on telly then? Should I know you from... You

13:08

should know us. You should know us. I've

13:10

seen stuff. Don't you worry about that, Fay. I've

13:12

met, well, not met, but Phil Jupiter's. I'm

13:14

not completely wet behind the ears. Oh, I

13:17

worked on Buzzcocks. Never mind the Buzzcocks,

13:19

I think you mean. Right. What

13:21

have we got here then? Just do your best

13:23

with them, Fay. Easiest assignment of your life, Fay.

13:25

I'll turn the salesperson to the pigs ear. The

13:27

pigs ear? Yeah. I love that. That's

13:29

excellent. You can have that. Everyone's

13:32

a comedian. Just bung a bit of moose

13:34

in or whatever the phrase is. Breathe a bit of

13:36

life into the lips. I am just

13:38

a little bit nervous about this. This?

13:42

This face. So... What,

13:45

what? I have nice skin. I have nice

13:47

skin. Everyone says so. Mmm.

13:50

It gets its fair share of talk, believe me. It's

13:53

your chins, really. Chin, I think we

13:55

mean. Say chin. No, do you know what? Say chin.

13:58

I'll work something out. You're me. it

14:00

sound like a diagnosis. You do realise that. It's

14:02

funny you should say that because situations like

14:05

this. Situations. They can feel a bit

14:07

medical, yeah. I better

14:09

just cake some of this one I reckon.

14:12

Cake? Right then. I'd love to

14:14

know why you were using little pots and tiny brushes for

14:16

him and now you're prising the lid off a huge tub

14:18

for me. This is safe

14:20

fudge. Comes in a bucket. Right,

14:24

you're up big man. They're dying to meet the star of

14:26

the show. Ah, right. So they're doing me first, is it?

14:28

Vote Mr. Bazden, the star of the show. In case you'd

14:30

forgotten, Andrew, I'm number one on the call

14:32

sheet. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Here's the new

14:35

call sheet. Oh. This

14:37

is insanity. And the new script. What? What?

14:39

What? What new script? Oh,

14:43

you're moving the goal post, man. Let's have a

14:45

look. Good evening. How art

14:47

thou? My name's Tom Bazden. And I'm

14:49

Tim Key. Welcome to... This

14:52

is insane, mate. It is what it is, mate. Barely. Faye,

14:55

you keep working away on that one. Boy Wonder, are you

14:57

following me? No,

15:00

get back! Sorry, Faye. That's all your make-up and

15:02

green juice gone everywhere. And they want to see

15:04

you, Faye. They do. They love a bit of

15:06

Faye. They've not suffered enough. Faye always wanders out in

15:08

her great coats. Hello. What are you going out of,

15:10

Faye? It's like a running joke. I just show my

15:12

face, wave my hair dryer. I'm sorry, Faye. And this

15:14

is no offence to you. But

15:17

why the hell is hair and make-up doing a turn? That's

15:19

lunacy. Worried I'll be better than you. Come on then, Mr. Bazden.

15:21

The star of the show. I'm going to be a bit of

15:23

a fan. I'm going to be a bit of a fan. I'm

15:25

going to be a bit of a fan. I'll be better than

15:27

you. Come on then, Mr. Bazden. The tick is clocking. They're going

15:30

to love you. I'm not a fan. Give

15:33

me that fan, sir. I

15:36

should be the bloody QM, Faye. Oh, well, I

15:38

mean, I stay out of the politics. You think I can't ask questions? Who's

15:43

the capital and what do you call it? Why did Bilbo

15:45

Baggins do X, Y and Z? It's not Rocket Fern. I'd

15:49

love you to take your coat off, Faye. I really

15:51

would. It's ear piercing. Can I say something? Oh, God,

15:53

no. Please. Just fudge my face and colour it pink.

15:55

I don't need you saying things. It's hard enough as

15:57

it is. I

16:00

think the pressure's getting to you, my love. No, no, no, no, no.

16:03

I think the pressure's getting to you. No, no. Because

16:05

this is your last chance. No, don't know what you mean. And

16:07

it's sort of a now or never situation that you've been

16:09

with. Never heard of it. Because, you know,

16:11

all of these young whipper snappers. I am

16:13

a young whipper snapper. They're feiness, you know,

16:15

they take risks. And

16:18

that can get you now. I mean, Joe Licep. No!

16:23

Pardon me. Right. Joe

16:25

and I are the same generation. You smashed a light bulb

16:28

with your can of vodka. I'm

16:33

not going to answer the phone.

16:35

Never. It could be good news.

16:39

Might be saying that your friend's doing well out there. It's

16:42

never good news, Faye. Oh.

16:46

What? Oh, dear.

16:48

What? What? Er,

16:50

no. Erm... No? No,

16:52

something's happening. I've never seen this before. What are

16:54

you talking about? It's... I

16:57

think because you're stressed, as

16:59

I apply the gait, your

17:02

skin is actually just absorbing it. Oh,

17:06

you've opened a second tub. I just feel I might need

17:08

to slop a tip of this on. OK. Er...

17:12

And then maybe just sort of squidge it about and see where

17:14

we get to. Bugger me, Faye. My head will be twice its

17:16

size by the time you've finished with it. It's understandable.

17:18

You know, I'd go out of my mind to sit

17:20

up there in the spotlight. I'm in my mind.

17:22

Thank you, Faye. If everyone would

17:24

just let me come and say... Sorry.

17:28

That's OK. It can't be easy. Your mate

17:30

out there killing it. Aww! You

17:33

should have another Fanta. That's how the greats

17:35

do it. Who are the

17:37

greats? Paul Daniels. Larry. Happy

17:40

Adaniels. Someone

17:43

call Biddy Baxter, cos this guy just blew

17:45

my mind into the middle of the Blue

17:48

Peter Garden. Oh, it went well then. Didn't

17:50

it go well? Ha-ha! This guy is Stardust.

17:52

Zowie, they loved him. He was like, erm...

17:54

He was like bloody Lee Evans out there.

17:56

Well done, man. Well, no, honestly. Best kept

17:59

secret in life. It was going to tap

18:01

dance when I couldn't ginger that I just

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did. I live via Mcgee ebay said the

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name and villa remember that they are going

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18:09

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18:11

didn't need nurse eighty bucks to tell suffered

18:13

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18:15

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18:17

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18:20

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18:22

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18:28

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18:30

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18:32

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18:34

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18:37

see you go. On then we'll be out

18:39

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18:41

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18:43

going on somewhere. Am I had any District

18:45

dance? My evening was a Cs. You have

18:47

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18:49

City A. Few months now I'm going on a

18:51

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is another world Whose hair and makeup? Kidney

19:45

or Milliken on what she saw? Macys honey,

19:47

Yes, he's funny. He's. Funny, he's

19:50

funny. You're funny everyone funny spread the funny

19:52

brother. Haven't even without the yet lord fulfilling

19:54

man C V So A Bleeding L this

19:56

is A D Gray the no mistake thought

19:59

oh. I don't know. There's

20:01

no no, that's what I want to know that.

20:03

Wanna know? Club Moon? I don't want to know

20:05

how wells he's doing a lot of pick up.

20:07

may I just want to stick to radio? Now

20:09

I don't want this or that like it here.

20:11

Lord I'm scared I'll be right up. Answer: As

20:13

he's gonna say faceless Probably don't know what she's

20:15

gonna say. My

20:18

God Say when cause. What

20:22

you do that you-my foot into the mirror or

20:24

to the eighth said lord. His

20:27

astronomers detained the troops after years of hard

20:29

bleeding work. Mind you that every man jack

20:31

stood up as if is the most natural

20:33

thing in the world and it ain't fair.

20:36

A fair calm down your heads, your heads.

20:38

Was. Was swollen up. Permit has swollen

20:40

right up. As like an

20:42

onion on the cocktail stick. Say his lack

20:45

of my head with clay. Oh my God.

20:47

A compromise of it seemed inevitable. Me. I'm

20:50

amazed you can stand up onto the linear has this

20:52

oh my for the weight of you. Their.

20:54

Played in the life of the audience, Law does for

20:57

yourself for get up on a. High

21:00

know, I know, Death. I

21:02

know. I

21:05

could go a kindly to go. Okay

21:07

it was like whims centre court. Sue

21:09

Barker keeps ordinary. Come on them young

21:11

man I'm I up Am I? Come

21:14

on in the waters hot pot pot

21:16

said he turns around brother the. Key

21:18

is keep on saying again and again

21:20

in the head on. Mustn't seen anything

21:22

like. Why did back there and there were has

21:24

Since I listen to anything I must do and

21:26

in your head and I go ahead to in

21:29

this in your head is of we can do

21:31

is. And has he done was

21:33

an anaconda and magic dust to settle at

21:35

another much he does to come out to

21:37

put me in the kill for twenty minutes.

21:39

within us he said he could ahead of

21:41

play er litt like David Dickinson and the

21:43

great Donald Trump of Dumb God Knows What

21:45

mother Most and the resulting don't miss. Andrew.

21:49

Andrew it were to the wise don't say things

21:51

like that when you're on the telly. Hundred and

21:53

good. I'm confident I'm a little boy and let

21:55

me tell you how is gonna go or are

21:58

you going to pop a very gonna say higher

22:00

oil business? Granted that's it. You gotta love is

22:02

good for expats, it keeps. I'm choosing the tank

22:04

and I'm going to come back in here. but

22:06

a scoop up the good looking boy one day

22:08

of the oh and then roll credits, half hour

22:10

of Tv platinum and then your friend of mine

22:13

we got here on our hands I demand for

22:15

saving all gone as go. That's gonna go. Oh

22:18

god I'll god dollars are gonna get

22:20

em out. As

22:24

a sign is this isn't an assisted in

22:26

that way he looked yeah I couldn't really

22:28

see I was up with respect to the

22:31

make up to subsequently casino our that say

22:33

thank you I will have a whole thing

22:35

that's come out of to Canada sense does

22:37

it was month Clinton's yeah America the thing

22:39

is your news on T E to me

22:41

as well as was me. As

22:43

and handle. Humanist er twenty three

22:45

years and. Was

22:49

going on Allah When get down is the

22:51

waiting around Fi the waiting around or to

22:53

get Bahama podium interact with the audience. This

22:55

is my future Fi I'm on the homes

22:58

of Tv, one foot balancing on the was

23:00

ready to push off says i'll So what's

23:02

the lure of the T They were meanwhile

23:04

the comedic of the glamour by See Them

23:06

the moolah, the pretty costumes to Been I'm

23:09

A Cold Intervals and and radio you just

23:11

what are you The belief in outer space

23:13

This is to bleep. To

23:15

this has to go Weldon. Oh. God you know

23:17

asked if I. See

23:20

nerve wracking because him you know, Tim's

23:22

Club particular flavor sills audiences lot of

23:25

that. They get Isla so fun out

23:27

might have taken a lot and I

23:29

was in effect us exactly as as

23:32

one of those two. Yeah yeah. Well

23:40

hello Mr. Best reaction yet. This

23:42

his Me: I have to go

23:44

to my place How is that?

23:46

A lot of old ladies? It's

23:48

a says crash less alone old

23:50

lady's voice how the how does

23:52

it go home and little wooden

23:54

boy lot of okay sick I

23:56

well as Megan didn't cool. No.

23:59

support laughing to his heart. You

24:01

never spoke to Megan? No. No. It

24:05

went well. Oh. Oh. It

24:07

went very well. Amazing. Oh yeah mate.

24:10

Oh good. Yes. Yes. Tell me right

24:12

again. Let's do it. He certainly does.

24:15

Oh Megan. Oh there were some problems. There were some

24:17

problems. There were some problems. Hello

24:20

Megan. Pete are you okay Tim?

24:23

Perfectly good. Cheers. Hey Duggus. I

24:25

don't think we're a very good audience. That's all.

24:28

You sound wonderful. What happened?

24:30

All good. Nothing to see. Have a nice day then. Look,

24:33

a comedian's behind your podium now. Andy's behind

24:35

the podium. Which is a scandal by the way.

24:37

He stayed out there. They'll never stand for it.

24:39

He can't do that. They will never stand for

24:41

it. Oh, it's a Mexican wave. Goodbye then Duggus.

24:47

Oh dear. You've crumpled like a ragdoll pull thing.

24:50

Here Tim, he takes some Fanta. Oh

24:52

my goodness. What happened to you? Did you freeze

24:54

up? He told me to come back

24:57

here. He said fetch you. That's all he said. You're

24:59

wearing his headset. Why did you put

25:01

his headset on you? Oh I was jelly Faye.

25:03

He could have put armbands and a tutu on

25:05

me. Oh mate. He's turned you into a floor

25:08

manager. That's what. You switched lanes. He switched

25:10

me into a different lane. It was the lights

25:12

Faye. They were unforgiving. The knees locked. Oh where's

25:14

all your makeup gone? Fell away in clumps. Give

25:17

him more Fanta Faye. No more Fanta. And

25:21

now? Podium one. The

25:24

big man. Andrew. Living the dream. Podium

25:26

two. Well there's room for a

25:28

little one basically. I

25:30

mean I. You're good

25:32

to go once you're Basmos. You look prettier

25:34

the picture. Bless you. But I mean. Just go. No come

25:36

on. Go. But I mean. You

25:39

have to go my little Basmos. But

25:41

without you. Fly. Oh hang

25:44

on. Megan. Good.

25:46

Mr. Bastam. Bastam yes. You coming out or

25:49

what? There's a podium waiting for you here.

25:51

Oh. Oh. He's got

25:53

my phone. Lord. He's amazing.

25:55

We're 90 seconds till three

25:57

two one action stardom. Let's

25:59

go. Honorary I'm a

26:01

raise rates. Are pro choice

26:03

I have your voice will look

26:05

out because I have a very

26:07

particular set of skills and take

26:09

of these and yes emotions. Assess.

26:12

Assess the Grammys a roofing air

26:14

for the stay because you're screwing

26:16

this for you Be my for

26:18

you to be stars my hosts

26:20

pools just go but can't go

26:22

it says house. How. Can

26:24

I sit on the Sony floor without

26:26

a polymer hip a lifetime targeting the

26:28

podiums and when I arrive when I

26:30

finally scale a high, it's a look

26:32

around and my Edmund Hillary isn't this.

26:35

A month. Ago galore. Couldn't do

26:37

it. He brother. So.

26:40

Was that will all of you podium and the

26:42

more of us has a podium nobody will You

26:44

don't go well as is a little bit personal.

26:46

Know what? They. Don't once more into

26:48

the breach dear friend in a missile lock

26:50

again. We don't know that if the as

26:52

a oh my goodness, useful against the fridge.

26:56

A podium mc a big break

26:58

in bits. The. Dream. Spunk.

27:01

Up the wall, Oh.

27:04

Systems. Oh

27:06

sauce with accounts I can learn that

27:08

has a full senior of me and

27:10

asked him to this moment all my

27:12

life. This. Is my destiny. The.

27:15

Case. with

27:18

arthur few tips know. Who

27:21

I look much as notice. Have

27:23

a guy. Because.

27:28

I. Would.

27:30

We didn't sneak into the back, chat

27:32

on some popcorn sale was don't know

27:34

with isn't this what we do load

27:37

we listen movie. My. First

27:39

love his radio Lord. Since.

27:41

Listen. You

27:48

can imagine and both companies behind all

27:50

podiums. I can imagine it perfectly. He

27:52

has so much more. just the sound.

28:09

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28:12

it? I think the tongue vast

28:14

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28:16

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28:18

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28:20

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