Our heroes delve deep into the multifaceted political world of the African savannah, featuring the musical stylings of our very own Rich! We learn that Matt has the hots for young adult Simba, and the rest of us are weirdly attracted to Mufasa.

A League of Their Own (1992)

Sep 7th, 2022 1h 54m

Our heroes attempt to figure out why this movie works as well as it does. Madonna an actor? Rosie O'Donnell an athlete? Regardless of these head-scratching decisions, this movie holds up. Listen to us as we discuss why!--- Support this podc

Pretty Woman (1990)

Aug 29th, 2022 1h 47m

(To the tune of Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman")Here's our heroesSitting in their seatsHere's our heroesTalkin' 'bout moviesHere's our heroesYou can believe all the stuff we sayWe looked it up online todayWhoaaaa Whoaaaaa...Here's our He

Jurassic Park

Aug 15th, 2022 1h 38m

In this installment, our heroes learn WAY more than they wanted to about dinosaurs. It's Jurassic Park! A glorious film about dinosaurs, adapted from the very famous novel of the same name, written by Michael... Crickton. You will not be disap

Dirty Dancing (1987)

Aug 9th, 2022 1h 39m

An episode that nearly lost to the technology trolls, but our heroes decided that it was worth the extra time to save all of these sweet sweet jokes for your listening pleasure! Dirty Dancing is our fourth Swayze film to date...so I guess you c

The Karate Kid

Jul 26th, 2022 1h 14m

If you ever wanted to do a deep dive into karate tournament rules but haven't had the time, oh, have we got an episode for you! And if you're confused on whether this episode is a review of The Karate Kid or a review of Cobra Kai, so is Matt.

Highlander (1986)

Jul 25th, 2022 1h 34m

In this episode, our heroes behead each other in duels until only one of us remains. That person shall be the one prophesied to explain this cult classic. Who will be the victor? You'll have to listen to find out!JK...It's Alex...obviously.

Wild Things (1998)

Jul 18th, 2022 1h 7m

In this episode, our heroes slog through the body-filled swamps of Florida while attempting to unravel the many twists and turns of this thriller from the late '90's. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cluster

Cool Runnings (1993)

Jul 4th, 2022 45m 54s

For this episode, our heroes watched the amazing almost kinda sorta based on a true story movie about the birth of the Jamaican Bobsled Team. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/clusterflicks/support

Road House (1989)

Jun 27th, 2022 1h 12m

This week, our heroes get Rich put on the FBI watch list with his new internet search history: "How to rip someone's throat out." That's right, you guessed it, it's Road House! The Double Deuce is the rowdiest bar in Missouri history, but don't

Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Jun 20th, 2022 1h 16m

G'day, mates! Join our heroes as they go Down Undah for the Australian Independent comedy that took the entire world by storm. If you don't know what is or isn't a knife, make sure to watch this informational video!--- Support this podcast:

National Treasure

Jun 16th, 2022 1h 5m

Albequerque! Meerschaum pipe! 2:22! FREEMASONS!This week, our heroes take a deep, deep, deep dive into the VERY authentic documentary, National Treasure. This "national treasure" details the very real story of how our country was founded. Plus

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Jun 6th, 2022 1h 3m

Our heroes in a half shell! Cowabunga! Never pay full price for late pizza! Insert other turtley phrases here. This week, our heroes dive down into the sewers to party with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We even have our very own card-carry

The Lost Boys

May 30th, 2022 1h 19m

If you've never seen a rock band in which not only is there a leotard-wearing, super-jacked saxophone player...but that saxophone player is ALSO the lead singer...then look no further than The Lost Boys!P.S. There are vampires too.--- Supp

Hard to Kill

May 23rd, 2022 1h 34m

This week our heroes must endure a cookie cutter revenge story starring the man who claimed that he fought the Yakuza with the help of the American Mob. He also pooped his pants when he was choked out by a real martial artist—none other than St

Twilight

May 17th, 2022 1h 47m

This week, our heroes tackle the movie that started it all... I mean, the vampire epidemic... Twilight! In this episode, we are joined by Bella Swan herself! Wait, no, that's just Rich doing an impression. Sparkles, heroin blood, and popsicle l

Stand By Me

May 9th, 2022 1h 23m

Our heroes talk about the classic coming-of-age movie, Stand By Me. It may surprise you to hear that one of our number is not a huge fan of this movie...it may not surprise you that another of our number tries and fails to NOT sing the titular

The Rock

May 2nd, 2022 1h 24m

In this episode our heroes learn that Atropine instantly reverses the effects of all chemical and biological weapons, that—in Michael Bay's world—everything is, at all times, on the verge of explosion, and that you don't need character developm

Big

Apr 25th, 2022 2h 20m

This week, our heroes take a deep dive into Epstein's flight records, Elizabeth Perkins' sex appeal, and inappropriate age gaps! What do all of these things have in common? Tom Hanks' iconic performance in Big! We are once again joined by sexy-

The Fast and the Furious

Apr 18th, 2022 1h 40m

In this episode our heroes put on their alpha-underpants and cranked that NOS to 11 until it torqued the ever loving heck outta every one of their chassis! If you understood any of that, then you are probably a fan of the Fast and Furious franc

Red Dawn (1984)

Apr 11th, 2022 1h 28m

Our heroes come out of their poorly made foxholes to watch a movie that does a fantastic job of perpetuating the fear of a probably not real cold war era Russian-Cuban army that is easily defeated by a ragtag group of untrained teenagers—It's R

The Fly (1986)

Apr 4th, 2022 1h 57m

Our heroes embark on probably the grossest journey in the history of ever, joined by a special guest! Wayne, from Florida Men on Florida Man, joins us as we dissect the nuances of The Fly (1986 remake). Warning: this movie is GROSS. If you hav

Bloodsport

Mar 28th, 2022 2h 25m

Our heroes delve into this 100% true documentary about one of the thousands of fighting tournaments that Frank Dux won during his storied career. This is the movie that launched JCVD into movie splits stardom. --- Support this podcast: htt

The Goonies

Mar 21st, 2022 1h 28m

The Clusterflicks kids are enough! At least, that's what we're telling ourselves. In this episode, our heroes embark on a perilous journey with The Goonies through the pitfalls of eviction court. Oh, and also treasure. Sparkly and totally real

Labyrinth

Mar 14th, 2022 2h 1m

Much like Sarah in the movie Labyrinth, in this episode our heroes travel down an unexpected path. This movie sparked in us an extremely interesting conversation. You should definitely give it a listen!--- Support this podcast: https://podc