Does your kid have an Instagram? Do you run an Instagram for your kid? Why do you do it? Are you starting your child an Instagram so that they have the clout that you did not? Are you starting your child a Instagram so that they can make money?

CTC: Episode 12-Drugs. To do them or to not do them. That is the question.

Jun 19th, 2020 59m 1s

Life may not always be nice but life is always attainable. This episode taps into all of my mental disorders that I face and have dealt with my entire life.I have spent some time researching these things that I have faced to help me understand

CTC: Episode 11- The 7 super simple things that I have done to be a better mom and less of a degenerate.

Jun 12th, 2020 29m 30s

These 7 things have drastically changed my life and honestly have made me a better mom and less of a degenerate. They will make most people laugh at how lame and simple they are but hopefully there are some of you out there that might be able t

CTC: Clubs to Cribs- Episode 10- I was Ratchet before Ratchet was cool

May 17th, 2020 38m 26s

You cant have a podcast called "A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood" without having some very degenerate stories. Here is a couple of stories that I have experienced before (and sadly after) that I became a mom. I am sure that I will do another o

CTC: Episode 9- Happy Belated Mother's Day to all the NON Mom-Shamers

May 12th, 2020 23m 57s

MOM Shaming- JUST STOP DOING IT EVER!!!!! Motherhood is hard enough1 Lets not make it harder for each other! Every single circumstance of parenthood is so specific and so different that no one has any right to say anything about how someone par

CTC: Episode 8- Interview with my three year old Emma

May 5th, 2020 20m 54s

She may not be Kevin Heart but she is pretty funny. This episode consists of our first WTF moment submitted by a fellow listener and some random shit AND the first of many interviews with my three year old daughter Emma Grace. I will continue t

CTC: Episode 7- Problems of a Workin Momma

Apr 30th, 2020 25m 57s

PARENTS! I am looking for WTF moments that you have had as parents! Please go to my website and submit the forum at the bottom of the page with your moments that you have had while doing this parenting thing that has had you think either, "Why

CTC: Episode 6 Part 3!- My Long List of Failures

Apr 28th, 2020 35m 1s

We have reached the end of my long list of failures FINALLY!!! This episode concludes my list of failures that I have reached so far in my life. I am sure that there are more to come but this is the majority of them for the past ten years of my

CTC: Episode 6- Part TWO: My Long List of Failures

Apr 23rd, 2020 33m 19s

I spent the majority of my life chasing attention and validation from everyone else but myself. Doing so caused me lots of failures and lots of life lessons learned. This is my extremely strong opinion of what I went through. This does not mean

CTC Episode 6-Part ONE: My long list of failures

Apr 19th, 2020 14m 3s

I have spent a lot of my life figuring out what I DONT WANT TO DO. I have failed or quit many many many things but they ended up being all huge blessings in my life. Them being blessings don't take away the humor of them though! There is multip

CTC: Episode 5- Surviving (Venting about) Quarantine

Apr 13th, 2020 27m 59s

Reach out if you know where to get masks or if you know a crafty bitch that makes them! Also just reach out if you need to talk to someone other than your signifingant other, your kids, the wall, or yourself in the mirror because I will gladly

CTC: Episode 4- You know you're a parent when....

Apr 8th, 2020 16m 6s

There are very certain things that happen in life that you only understand as a parent. I would love to have you reach out and give me additions to the list I have come up with. [email protected] @ashhelise

CTC: Episode 3- What you should be feeding your kid!

Apr 6th, 2020 9m 54s

Stay in touch! Just don't send me hate mail. I wont respond. [email protected]://www.clubstocribs.comInstagram @ashheilse

CTC: Episode #2-Blissful Marriage

Apr 6th, 2020 15m 24s

Feel free to reach out and tell me your marriage issues and solutions to problems! [email protected]://www.clubstocribs.comInstagram: @ashhelise

CTC: Episode #1

Apr 6th, 2020 32m 21s

Thank you for listening! Please feel free to reach out to me about any questions that you have or just stay in contact with me so we can be friends. Dont send me hate mail though. I wont read it. [email protected] Clubstocribs.com @ashheli