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Hey guys I'm Candy and I'm Sir and

1:00

you're listening to was it Confession is if

1:02

this is the first time you're listening to

1:04

the pot the simple premise is myself and

1:06

smoke either in my closet to get some

1:08

things of our just and you get something

1:10

of your chest. So buffers go You know

1:12

we gotta do these America Versa just were

1:14

not that are that are like a same

1:16

as you're gonna love sushi you got what

1:18

I will way these album. Had

1:24

a federal judge trap. That

1:29

we've. Got a live extra pressure

1:31

again of her. A title is

1:33

sorry but not sorry. I'm. Sorry.

1:37

I can be since around my husband

1:39

had an emotional affair while. Much

1:43

as pregnant. And I mean. Oh

1:46

wow, I was pregnant and during the

1:49

first few months of their birth I

1:51

found out about it when our child

1:53

was about one years old. My guy

1:56

for got on link is what's up.

1:58

From his laptop I noticed. When

2:00

I had used his laptop I don't

2:02

know that my spirit moved me and

2:04

I checked his message is why I

2:06

saw broke me. Ah,

2:09

here I was taking. on

2:11

a lot of the childcare responsibilities

2:13

because I was. The. One on

2:15

maternity leave. I know better now and

2:17

you best believe it will be different

2:19

if I choose to have a sick

2:21

to. Anyways,

2:24

We have hast for.and work to out.

2:27

Took a long time believe find the

2:29

in a healthy a space I too

2:31

have let alone as the resentment though

2:33

because it was not healthy for me

2:36

it would manifest in ways that made

2:38

me act out of character and. I

2:40

am not misbehaving for no man. Fast forward

2:42

a couple of years. my husband comes to

2:45

tell me the girl unexpected he passed away.

3:13

The key. To.

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Success. Music.

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3:27

he got sedated, Zero I. I

3:30

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3:33

Country be some as of now. I'm. Not

3:36

Doing this. Of

3:42

fossil had a couple of years for husband

3:44

comes to tell me. A

3:46

dull unexpectedly passed away. And.

3:49

He would like to do a social

3:52

media tribute. I

3:55

am sorry for her. Friends and Family

3:58

This list. I

4:01

am Not. Guys

4:03

will make it through this. I'm

4:06

sorry for her friends and family. this is

4:08

passed away, but there is a part of

4:10

me. Now also isn't

4:12

sorry. And I don't feel any same

4:14

about a good I told my husband he

4:16

has never as a. Pet me or

4:18

even a child on social. Was

4:26

I so I don't know? What

4:28

value? of

4:31

what values this is are being to

4:33

whatever he is feeling how he's expecting.

4:36

To. Suffer the insult either. am.

4:39

I. Have Never Ever told Anyone

4:41

this until you Guys. That might

4:43

turn suck prison opening. Laughing. I'm a

4:45

day. Festival.

4:48

Or Ip. Not,

4:54

you know what? I'm not

4:56

bad like Rest in Peace Yes

4:58

box professional. Mma. Problem as much.

5:03

All the time you know

5:05

my problem. So like recipes

5:07

are family can grieve and

5:09

peacefully but like doesn't That's

5:11

my story line. Your notes

5:13

also why. Am

5:17

I hate to be optimistic? make of

5:19

sorts as is actually doesn't know how

5:21

your marriage is gonna lesser this because

5:23

when you stop to that she plays

5:25

Las Dismember Very much in love with

5:28

this woman. Like. He's. Gonna tell

5:30

you whatever he wants to tell you now

5:32

but when you got a policy was that

5:34

he's never even put me all he's a

5:36

he's any social and i us pay a

5:38

social media he gets repeated the woman he

5:40

had an emotional affair way as solely a

5:42

most know I guess what there's only one

5:44

past know like to tell the story now

5:46

i gotta say why be a was I

5:48

say. And. He's in your

5:50

house. cry? It's either. Not real

5:52

clean ecstasies. Agree then. Losing.

5:55

Weight. Loss or

5:57

of do this. Hi

6:02

where do you have? Hands off with like a

6:04

little story. Senate and pressure on him. Every

6:07

Christmas my mom always pop cook

6:09

the chicken on Christmas Eve. And

6:12

leave the out to cool occur.

6:14

There was one year when my

6:16

sister came downstairs because she thought

6:18

she could say something in the

6:20

kitchen. She came downstairs to find

6:22

the Chicken Crawford a nod German

6:25

Shepherd saliva. with

6:27

a big chunk missing from. His. Mother

6:31

the next day. They.

6:35

Said. See wants

6:37

us to see it. Pick.

6:42

Up around that see bit. Panties.

6:45

And suits invalid produce Cadiz Cadiz

6:47

can be produced and his colleagues

6:49

that ah. Without saying

6:52

a while, And

6:55

it wasn't until books day. That.

6:57

Have A! My sister came clean to the

6:59

whole. Family. To

7:02

with I don't care less. Listen,

7:05

how now how how how to the

7:07

not many of you know I'm seeing

7:09

dog. I got a dog. yeah yeah,

7:12

knows he's black and and would not.

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We need to be clear about something.

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said either Laden Boy dependencies, Bruno's subjects

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and.me to and on. Know bad numbers

7:25

and I'll be lucky. Know say no.

7:27

not in the kissy Kissy. We don't

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even put his bowl in the dishwasher

7:31

puts. the lifestyle is that we separate.

7:35

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7:39

Target my off of I thought of one

7:41

a lot c. O So

7:43

keep my ah yes I

7:45

agree or disagree. We know

7:47

what I know him but

7:50

some are you a distance

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law. The Dog

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yeah mouth the city for the

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doctor Philip Hi brow. We've.

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Got we've. Already got a strike for that.

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Can move a box of P a C

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around with the he could he know that?

8:09

I know, Who knows mummy don't play them

8:11

games. Ah don't play games and God forbid

8:13

that and to detach. Thought the

8:16

Bank that end of the skies. I'm not

8:18

saying it. But. If he saw

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has had ah I see Brixton has

8:22

died from natural causes. That

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no. One.

8:30

Has been. Doing. That

8:33

was a booming do this year old. Yeah,

8:35

we'll. Need.dot. Know

8:37

Than and know absolutely the fuck

8:39

sorry. Pause, pause, pause, pause. My

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problem might be my puzzle. I'm

8:44

a mom, a new system, and

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once you eat, that. Blink.

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be those semi things have happened here that

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we could. Number. One, the dumps

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never have been in the concept and

8:58

thought that number two this that know

9:00

I will stop are unable to live.

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me only understanding same. Guy.

9:09

With a bit like this could be a

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complete sense of know what does and what

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does that mean? On a par, what does

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that mean oils? What's so funny is. What

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makes us yesterday? I don't wanna a silo

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by says Conversations box office they will have

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been told that was the chicane. Now.

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kid. make up your mind, make up your

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mind because he said we shouldn't be watching

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for the content. To

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didn't do need at at it

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again. the desired outcome of Apart

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what's the end? what he's gonna'

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mentalities. Need along. With

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pot cooking? What's this? Listen. listen

9:48

when you fully cook a chicken.

9:51

You've. Fully put. Get when you pop

9:54

put it to then go back to

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fully. Was. Surely.

9:58

It dries out. Surely. The. It.

10:01

An ass play ball. I. Don't

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think it makes it sees me that I knew I. Know

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that the reason why that German shepherd

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felt so comfortable with business by somehow

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11:54

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went to this city and. I

12:10

went to the city near mine and messed with a day.

12:12

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12:14

decided to go on a date in the

12:16

city during the testing phase eastern to telling

12:18

me. He had depression. And.

12:21

Yeah, sorry but to get us. He

12:23

started telling me he had to depression when he.

12:26

Was younger you to the fact

12:28

he had erected so disillusioned. And

12:33

he then proceeds telling me that she is

12:35

the full We start speaking he went to

12:37

the ducks and got treatment so he was

12:39

quite inexperience in sex even though okay he

12:41

was his his mid twenties or about know

12:43

that's not as often as a bass even

12:46

though he was in his mid twenties. but

12:48

he was the happiest. see it as being

12:50

as he got his confidence back. Love I

12:52

was a bit unclear as to why or

12:54

meant by still wanted to go on a

12:56

date with him so on the day of

12:58

the date we went to dinner drinks with

13:00

sided to go back to minds we. Started

13:03

kissing and things started to get

13:05

started when order facade and this

13:07

man stripped naked. And

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stop pumping says fools the

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know what you mean pumping

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them with a must see

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on its advil. He got

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a full erection. Put.

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Something bill into his bowl. Say

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something. Have

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nothing. In the post.

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Office. I.

13:35

Was reading in. His

13:39

hands on I'm. Pretty

13:44

pumped up. his boss. He

13:47

gets a put her at said pets. His

13:49

hand on his hips. stop posing like superman.

13:52

I just started busting out. Last thing I. Didn't.

14:00

It hurts. The most the real

14:02

thing I've ever experienced. The eventually we

14:04

sat down to talk and he explains

14:06

he went through private surgery where he

14:09

ended up getting. Upset him. And

14:17

his based in his penis

14:19

to listed new follows: What

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are you say the right now? what

14:27

other? while I am reading. So.

14:29

He has to squeeze the bulls to inflate

14:31

the willie. The.

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Procedure Cost. Twelve.

14:36

Thousand Man Great British Society for

14:39

you can depend on. I'll tag.

14:42

Worth every penny staring at Simony.

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14:48

society? As a service

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as know the play in

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a rock pop. Pop President.

14:54

but it's. Really?

14:59

Think. Oh,

15:01

it costs to while thousand pounds. Yeah,

15:04

and it's normally pacelle things in older

15:06

men. So he was one of the

15:08

few young men in the Uk with

15:11

the by you know offices see the

15:13

weaknesses of that. She caught a bionic,

15:15

did this. This is it. That's what

15:18

me and my friends corners sex did

15:20

they have says go with a couple

15:22

of paragraphs, have a whole. Even

15:25

off the most we'd first date.

15:28

As. All we still continue to

15:30

see each other for what I

15:32

actually think pause that's actually very

15:34

cute sixty when I think that's

15:36

very yes and. We

15:39

started we can see seats are them

15:41

for a while until one day he

15:43

decides to tell me that he has

15:45

told his mum about first encounter. That

15:47

he told her that once. Who.

15:50

Ice Who? Who.

15:53

Once I said his com

15:55

tasted. Have met so. They're

16:03

like. This

16:05

you can watch. This

16:08

is a while and. This is

16:10

cool. Case and behavior says eight know

16:12

when. You're. Saying sure what?

16:14

mother? She said

16:17

excited about. His.

16:19

Yeah, his procedure working in

16:22

his favor. Design

16:25

mass home from the accordion.

16:28

From the why you didn't view or did.

16:35

I was horrified that he said such

16:37

a thing with his mom, but the

16:39

horrid didn't stop. I told him that

16:41

he shouldn't have done that because I

16:43

wouldn't be able to me how without

16:45

dropping dead if embarrassments to what he

16:47

proceeded to say the i would probably

16:49

never meet her because his parents don't

16:51

agree with him. A split the Uk

16:53

season though I knew. I

17:01

thought I'd. Rather than man with a

17:03

blow up, the tell you. That

17:06

as parents, alive, immigrants, Came.

17:09

On Sunset above him and sit and listen.

17:11

I thought it a mom was why. I

17:14

told you. Do.

17:18

Okay, That's still more

17:20

of even though I'm white European, I'm

17:22

very dark said that would wouldn't go

17:25

too well either. Said there. It was

17:27

my first experience of the British Months.

17:29

Not only. Oh,

17:32

that's not only. Has

17:36

he the most? Pings

17:39

his uncooked chicken. Color of a

17:41

penis would talk to them. Effect.

17:44

Com read. A

17:48

bionic. Pump in his balls and

17:50

he and his family or Tories

17:52

I less that relationship. it was

17:54

a relationship is this. A

17:56

bit traumatize, but at least I came out with

17:58

a cold and fun. I know. I

18:03

couldn't see it is I know

18:05

we like detail. But.

18:08

I feel like this is this is excessive.

18:10

I really sat on a twelve K did.

18:13

Have an indecisive vote Tory but my

18:15

energy often this period of my life

18:17

has been high and have achieved so

18:20

much: Five hour. To

18:22

take that bionic big our a sauna.

18:24

think both. If you've been. Imagining

18:29

with months without even knowing.

18:31

I take your motherly advice.

18:34

And you'll kill a person said like

18:37

take your sense of humor and how

18:39

you always speak facts get tell your

18:41

truth was no one I love you.

18:44

Take your confidence. I'm I love

18:46

anywhere I. Go. Your.

18:57

V A confession title is I let

18:59

his mother know he cheated than last.

19:02

Already. Is a lot of us

19:04

of holocaust reading of that? See you on about

19:06

not that I am analysis that attacked the two

19:09

best and my ex partners to is cheating on

19:11

me with his work colleague still by seats his

19:13

school and I learned that his. Ex

19:15

before me sinister things with him off

19:17

the seven years because of the same

19:20

as ah. Ok

19:22

with this can other hand war.

19:24

Two years in he tells me

19:27

he's surprisingly with a birthday trip

19:29

I stay at his for few

19:31

months before said trip, working from

19:33

home while he's at work and

19:35

peep the old laptop in his

19:37

office and unattended. ah I snooped

19:40

to find out where The Beat.

19:42

A trip is I would have been

19:44

less. Bought to get more than

19:46

I bargained for. I'm fine. Thousands

19:48

of messages, how says, thousands of

19:51

messages and face times to another

19:53

woman she works in his school.

19:56

Best believe. I was furious

19:58

beyond police I'd. Don't let

20:00

him know what of the vaccine.

20:02

And long story short with two

20:04

weeks passed me finding out. Why

20:08

best believe. I was furious

20:10

beyond belief. I don't let him know what

20:12

I've seen. And long story short with two weeks

20:15

passed me finding out like a as he's writing

20:17

this. It was. Petty.

20:20

Revenge Time. He

20:23

inherits a house from his gun

20:25

that I let him install a

20:27

new kitchen, bathroom, carpet, Rewriting.

20:30

We rewiring x x at Trump. On

20:33

we one weekend he's at

20:35

the football. And I'm at the

20:38

house renovating. Note: You guessed it.

20:41

Not. Netherlands in the desert of do that

20:43

of the map is I don't do that. I'm.

20:47

Destroying and leaving all the evidence

20:49

in my wait. To.

20:52

See, mess up the house Sanders you

20:54

mess up the whole world will block

20:56

Block Med Sci. let him renovate his

20:58

kitchen, bathroom, carpet and rewiring and dead

21:00

at that. just doesn't mess up the

21:02

place. Love that. You love that see

21:05

you are printed out. Let's. Say

21:07

a some key file worth of

21:09

messages, screenshots, Nude imagery of

21:11

both was the location on

21:13

maps. They'd been together

21:15

and he told me one thing.

21:18

But. Was with her except but oh it's on

21:20

one the what he was with her etc etc

21:22

I pinned to all over the wall was of

21:24

the house is like Regina George when she loses

21:27

the first. And

21:29

lo and behold Jesus took the will

21:31

because the next person at the house

21:33

off the myself was his mods are.

21:36

I was long gone. With. Him and

21:39

his somebody block from social media

21:41

on contact yet seen on. oh

21:43

he could do that psychologically. tried

21:45

to call me on know caller

21:47

id and he voice messages. I

21:49

stand this behavior. I'm sorry I

21:51

said ahmed I'm at a pie

21:53

eyes. And

21:55

the thing is, for me to get to that

21:57

point of a pisces you haven't even even. That

22:07

is Meet us Senate! One son

22:10

is incredible. Free media, incredible. A

22:12

son in games and what? You

22:14

gonna? Let me tell you something

22:16

for free? Yeah, because I've been

22:18

around enough she is to know

22:20

I am also that piled of.

22:22

A relationship. Where

22:25

the managed to the pick someone else and

22:27

not broken the woman's heart of the pile

22:29

of that I let me tell you something,

22:31

the mom knew what he was fucking old

22:34

and moral I go away on I'm not

22:36

I'm I'm always say this they always there

22:38

has she was smiling your face and interstate

22:40

it all go. Ah and I hate to

22:42

make it up. L A C email saying.

22:46

It's of because I'm not a bad so

22:48

I don't have to dissect i experience but

22:50

as a as as a woman yeah, Avatar

22:53

my mom yeah that's my worst nightmare. To

22:55

inflict that on a novel on someone else

22:57

is yeah. Yeah, I see. I've

22:59

always said it. should he bring Barbara

23:01

on Monday cities on to say that

23:03

it was game ball out. Everyone has

23:05

launched an attack. Everyone says we're automatic

23:07

Paid off Yeah, says. was Gabi know

23:09

yet? If you man a saint Oprah

23:11

relationship, someone has gained support. Yeah, an

23:13

egg. The woman that I don't want

23:15

to start by what's my son's put

23:18

a novel woman said rude and as

23:20

absurd. As for all the evidence you

23:22

have, yeah, we're. Not.

23:24

I'd. Say sun at least sense

23:26

mess and he had haven't heard from his. glad

23:28

that you feel spirit work so see what was

23:31

planned that on what would you do and it's

23:33

get thousand he says it will cut see what

23:35

may one of us he would normally pay for

23:37

his sins of says it was by far this

23:39

is the mother of the mother saw that pole

23:41

vaulted with god. I

23:47

love you divide. Selling

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