In the first UNEDITED & UNCUT episode in podcast history, Phil and Seth perform a post-mortem on a season that was DOA, discussing Ari's decision-making, what is fair game to show on-camera and what the future holds for Becca & the Bachelor Fra

The Bachelor S22 Ep4-7: National Buffoon's European Vacation AKA Adventures in Babysitting

Feb 14th, 2018 1h 3m

After Seth gets in his "Must See TV" reference right out the gate the dudes welcome back Courtney to catch up on this dud of a season (although Courtney just seems interested in plugging another Bachelor podcast). We run down the list of ladies

'The Bachelor' S22 Ep1-3: Crash Test Dummy AKA The Slow and The Spurious

Jan 18th, 2018 1h 27m

After an extended hiatus Seth and Phil are BACK with their unique two dudes perspective, and this time they're doing things even MORE just a little differently. We take a macro, longview look at Arie Luyendyk as the latest Bachelor, and compare

'The Bachelorette' S13 Finale: Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game and the Player

Aug 8th, 2017 1h 19m

And so CISYFAS:ABPWTD's watch has ended. Seth & Phil (from different states!) discuss the shocking ending to what has been an underwhelming, disappointing season. Throwing their notes out the window (figuratively!), they try to make sense of th

'The Bachelorette' S13 Ep9: The Rules of Engagement AKA 50 Shades Peter

Jul 25th, 2017 1h 20m

Courtney Deary makes her long-awaited return to CISYFAS:ABPWTD to recap the penultimate in chapter in Rachel's journey. After a brief chat about love and engagements, we talk about love and engagements, discussing the surprise visit to Rachel's

'The Bachelorette' S13 Ep8: Hardhome

Jul 18th, 2017 1h 26m

Bachelor Fantasy League Commissioner Liz Stevenson returns to CISYFAS:ABPWTD to discuss her favorite episode of every season, the hometowns. After a brief chat about a returning favorite, we head to a warm place with cold feelings, we're talkin

'The Bachelorette' S13 Ep5/6: Every Rose Has Its Thorn AKA Copen Mechanisms

Jun 29th, 2017 1h 33m

CISYFAS:ABPWTD returns to its classic two dude configuration to discuss FOUR hours of The Bachelorette, including Lee's last stand, Kenny's tears, Eric's watch, Peter's moves, Bryan's keys, and Will's love of architecture. Plus, Phil gives Denm

'The Bachelorette' S13 Ep4: Dean's List AKA You Don't Bring Respect to a Grandfather's Knife Fight

Jun 20th, 2017 1h 25m

Friend of the pod Sam Allen brings her keen insights to CISYFAS:ABPWTD to discuss the recent sad day in Paradise. Then (@ 19:10 if you want to skip ahead) Seth, Phil and Sam finally return to Rachel, lizard person Lee and the cocktail party tha

'The Bachelorette' S13 Ep3: Cut to the Feeling AKA The Fred Zone

Jun 7th, 2017 1h 19m

After a "brief" discussion about today's pop stars, Seth and Phil dive into the latest episode of The Bachelorette, saying goodbye to their highest up and two of their lowest downs. Later, Seth talks about his own personal connection with Ellen

'The Bachelorette' S13 Ep2: Swish, Swish, Bish

May 30th, 2017 1h 21m

Seth FINALLY weighs-in on one of the greatest debates of our time, and then Courtney joins the two dudes to play "3 Up, 3 Down" and recap Episode 2 of The Bachelorette with Rachel Lindsay. We talk baby showers, gap teeth, messed up make-up, DeW

'The Bachelorette' S13 Ep1: Whaboom and Bust

May 24th, 2017 1h 23m

Seth & Phil return to CISYFAS:ABPWTD HQ to recap the premiere of The Bachelorette with Rachel Linsday and provide some snap judgements on their first impressions. The two dudes revisit a couple of their signature segments, Seth offers a caution

'The Bachelorette' S13 Preview: 1 Up, 12 Down

May 22nd, 2017 1h 15m

Seth and Phil (and Courtney) return to CISYFAS:ABPWTD HQ to preview 'The Bachelorette' with Rachel Lindsay and wildly speculate about the cast based solely on wholly unscientific questionnaires. Plus, Seth & Phil play "Rapid Red Flag Rundown,"

Ep 11: These Viallent Delights Have Viallent Ends

Mar 14th, 2017 1h 4m

Mercifully, we have come to the end of our journey of self-loathing. Courtney rejoins Seth & Phil to recap the finale of The Bachelor Season 21 and to learn if Nick finds love, if love finds Nick, or if he just decides to be on television forev

Ep 10: Taking the Reins AKA Hello Lapland, I'm Listening

Mar 7th, 2017 1h 16m

The Overgrown editor Jesse Mechanic joins Seth & Phil at Can I Steal You for a Second HQ to discuss the not-so-shocking conclusion to Nick's visit the fantasy suites. Plus Jesse provides some expert insight into cross-country skiing, Seth refer

Ep 9: The Big O-scar Surprise AKA The Itchy Turtlenick

Feb 28th, 2017 1h 10m

After a brief - and unnecessary - visit from the Brandi, Nick and the remaining ladies go up into Finn Air and we learn a lot, maybe too much, about Raven. Meanwhile, Seth & Phil are joined by friend and avid Bachelor fan Tia Hanke-Hills to dis

Ep 8: Nick Tested, Mother Approved?

Feb 22nd, 2017 1h 30m

It's two dudes, a lady, and four hometowns, as Courtney rejoins Seth & Phil to recap Nick's travels across North America (except for Mexico) to meet 68 or 70 of Vanessa's family members but zero of Rachel's dad. Courtney also breaks some exciti

Ep 7: Viallentines Day AKA An Enickma Wrapped Inside a Mystery Wrapped Inside Short Shorts

Feb 15th, 2017 1h 40m

In their longest podcast yet, Seth & Phil - two dudes - react to the news that Rachel will be the next Bachelorette. Then they are joined by Seth's brother Scott - their first-ever remote guest - to breakdown this week's trip to Bimini and to a

Ep 7 Preview: Breaking Bach

Feb 14th, 2017 12m 56s

Before going deep into Episode 7 of The Bachelor, Seth & Phil react to the breaking news about the next Bachelorette. Full episode coming Tuesday night!

Ep 6: Taking the Nickst Step AKA The St. Thomas Massacre

Feb 9th, 2017 1h 24m

In classic "raw" style, Seth & Phil breakdown this week's Bachelor bloodbath, say a fond farewell to their favorite sharkphin, and ask the question "which one is St. Thomas?" Producer Courtney also makes a miceo to add her unique feminine persp

Ep 5: Dumb and Dumber

Feb 1st, 2017 1h 25m

Seth & Phil welcome back Courtney - their first ever returning guest! - to recap the long-awaited showdown between Corinne and Taylor, and to talk fashion, politics and ghosts. Also, Seth unveils his Kermit the Frog impression, and Courtney rev

Ep 4: Imagine Being Magically Whisked Away to...Milwaukee

Jan 24th, 2017 1h 16m

Fantasy Bachelor League Commissioner Liz Stevenson joins Seth & Phil and takes them inside the exciting - and sometimes dangerous - world of Bachelor Brackets. Then they recap Episode 4, talk about Nick's homecoming trip to "the Good Land," Cor

Ep 3: Everybody...in the pool!

Jan 17th, 2017 1h 20m

Seth & Phil are joined by their first ever guest - their producer (and Phil's wife) Courtney - to ask the tough questions about The Backstreet Boys, sports bras, nannies, Apollo 11, and Nick's intentions.

Ep 2: Behind the Viall

Jan 10th, 2017 1h 4m

This week Seth & Phil discuss the 3 faces of Nick Viall, and the women who bring out these different sides. They also sing the praises of the Buick LeSabre convertible and offend the good people of both Detroit and Secaucus.

Ep 1: Sisterhood of the Traveling Daisy Dukes

Jan 3rd, 2017 50m 20s

Seth & Phil recap the premiere of The Bachelor with Nick Viall, talk about his abs, lament the uselessness of Chris Harrison, discuss little moments of douchery, and make their early picks for The Bachelor in Paradise.