There’s some nice banter early in this episode of Cameron’s weekend off the grid, but later on, we chew on some good topics: climate anxiety, existential anxiety, and the uniquely negative effect growing up evangelical can have on someone’s abi

Season 2 Episode 15 – Your Sherpa Through The Fields Of Malort

Jul 24th, 2019 59m 51s

Brock discusses microdosing Carolina Reapers, and teabags of Carolina Reapers, and the heat graph of Carolina Reapers. Cameron has a yard and a porch now. Everyone needs a novelty experience in their kitchen. This is a public episode. If you wo

Season 2 Episode 14 – We Are Still Having The Effects Of Having Been Hit

Jun 3rd, 2019 1h

Brock waxes hither and yon about the nuances of language and words, while Cameron mostly just talks about his upcoming procedure that will guarantee that when the aliens come in 10,000 years all that will be left of him is a pair of titanium cl

Season 2 Episode 13 - The Catalog Class

May 14th, 2019 1h 14m

Cameron and Brock talk about the ethical churn of capitalism, and it’s all very thoughtful and productive, but help me here: wasn’t there a gag on Arrested Development around the food/decor in their house being props of the brand name “Roomfill

Season 2 Episode 12 – Sleeping With The Dog

May 3rd, 2019 56m 48s

Here’s what I had written down during this episode’s recording: D&D Alignment, Not Those Friends, Brock’s Hand Gash, Wardrobe Is What You Wear, ONE DONGLE. Let’s just go with that! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this wit

Season 2 Episode 11 – Woe Is Us

Apr 21st, 2019 1h 7m

Cameron and Brock were good kids who didn’t hurt a damn fly. A spectrum of Star Wars is discussed, from the Celebration down to the complex and emotionally fraught “Star Wars Cards”. Brock takes a stand against playing a board game fifty times.

Season 2 Episode 10 – You're Describing Having Friends

Apr 14th, 2019 1h 2m

Cameron isn’t concerned with your junk being one hand away, but Brock is. Cameron generally blames the enthusiast ringleader. Brock has strong feelings about the incorporeal undead army in … look, this episode is mostly Star Wars and Lord of th

Season 2 Episode 9 – The Curve Kept Going And I Didn't

Apr 8th, 2019 1h 10m

We discuss Real Egg Percentage Numbers. In the middle ages, people were total jerks. Brock didn’t get any fancy medicine. When THEY did the pagan rituals, they were CURRENT. You’ve gotta bend your idea to the theme of the year if you want to co

Season 2 Episode 8 – Revolutionize Cities, They Told Us

Mar 29th, 2019 1h 15m

We discuss Brock’s gigabits and Cameron’s off-brand weighted blanket. We also discuss hoverboards, Segways, impostor syndrome, hashtags, meta-podcast-discussion-about-the-podcast, creating as its own reward, and Cameron’s son’s lyrical prowess,

Season 2 Episode 8 – Revolutionize Cities, They Told Us

Mar 29th, 2019 1h 15m

Season 2 Episode 7 – Moving The Bell Curve

Mar 19th, 2019 1h 14m

Loaded terms! Toxic online communities! Behavioral norms! Considering your fellow humans! Getting hit in the nuts! If I, your anonymous podcast description editor, were to rank Top Actually Useful And Serious Episodes Of Cameron And Brock Are T

Season 2 Episode 6 – The Impermanence Of Your Shoes

Mar 12th, 2019 1h 22m

Brock’s dog is a zen master. Cameron’s cat is going to be a fast follow. Listen: if you’ve been worried that CB2P has been too subserious and goof-ridden lately, have I got a treat for you! We spend the majority of this episode careening (earne

Season 2 Episode 5 – Son, Face The Corner

Feb 22nd, 2019 1h 3m

Cameron recounts Disney-related travails. Brock has learned to value the intangibles of the $20 hamburger. Cameron and Brock are not the target audience for the broke dad shirts. There are Jeep nods for lots of things,. Ultimately, it wasn’t so

Season 2 Episode 4 – Eat At Weird Times

Jan 31st, 2019 1h 2m

Cameron was a sheet sleeper. Brock speaks to himself in plural. Cameron went reverse shopping. Sumerian anti-piracy techniques are discussed. There was no timer on Cameron’s dinner. You stand on a street corner and throw a rock, you should be a

Season 2 Episode 3 – You Wanna Buy A Gallon Of Spaghetti?

Jan 25th, 2019 1h 11m

Cameron has respect for the brick press. Brock should be careful about the scale of his meatworking shop. Cameron is at home with his unfounded fear of microwaves. Brock doesn’t want to pick a genre for his kitchen. Cameron got the big peanuts.

Season 2 Episode 2 - Future Puddles of Tupperware

Jan 18th, 2019 1h 1m

Cameron's daughter's stuffed cat needs a living will. We workshop a service that pre-relics childrens' toys. Brock's not going to go out and buy a 12-spatula gift set. Cameron brought two cubes of dishes. Consumption happens when you purchase s

Season 2 Episode 1 - I Do Cyber For The Country And Nobody Pays Me

Jan 8th, 2019 1h 7m

Dust off your zoot suit, get your knees ready to Charleston, and let season 2 of Cameron And Brock Are Two People ever so gently lead you through this weird nothing year and back into the Roaring Twenties. After discussing exactly HOW many fat

Episode 42 - A Similar Log

Dec 12th, 2018 1h

Brock has a dayshift headache. Cameron may have hallucinated a Disney raccoon. Cameron and Brock are too old to be lifting humans. The secret to getting older is to raise the floor and lower the ceiling. We discuss the possibility that we’re al

Episode 41 - The Men's Drapery Section

Dec 8th, 2018 49m 42s

Cameron has a bowtie he’s never tied. Brock wants to wear a cape. Hang onto your hats you carry around just to look fancy, folks – we’re here to revolutionize the world of mens’ comfortwear. Somebody get Duluth Trading Co. on the horn – we need

Episode 40 - You Blew Your Watch's Mind

Nov 29th, 2018 1h 2m

Don’t ever use a possessive noun before the word “dongle”. We discuss how much more existential anxiety your personal devices COULD be providing. Cameron had to get snow before coffee. Brock was an instant grits family. Cameron wants to run mor

Episode 39 - Turn Up The Color Meter

Nov 21st, 2018 1h 3m

We start breaking ground on a transformative new holiday experience. When dozens of very affordable briskets arrive at your grocery store around the summer solstice, you’ll know we’ll have won over the beef cabal and/or consortium. Brock provid

Episode 38 - Send The New Stadium Up

Nov 8th, 2018 1h 4m

Take a trip back to life before the midterms with this episode, recorded just before all that business. Brock invents the word "rerefer". We both express hope that jingoism isn't the final form of patriotism in America, and that progress exists

Episode 37 - Curve That Sheen

Nov 1st, 2018 59m 23s

This podcast is best viewed at 1024x768. At some point, cars got blobby, and we’re not sure why. Cameron reminisces back to the heady days of the button spritesheet. If you’re looking to get into design, just say “holistic” a lot and that thing

Episode 36 - Hot Ball Of Hair

Oct 27th, 2018 1h

The ideas keep flowing this week, as we invent a sort of device ecosystem of parental sentinels for keeping children in their beds at night. Comforting body heat? Programmatically generated existential rhetoric? Bluetooth connectivity? Cheez-it

Episode 35 - Prescriptive Large-Scale Noises

Oct 18th, 2018 1h 1m

Cameron uses coffee to swallow a pill, live on microphone. Brock survived another hurricane. Cameron doesn’t understand why they cut holes in new road. Your two 140-decibel timeouts a day can be a gift you give to literally everyone around you.