In news, intrigue abounds in the secret underground tunnels (sanctioned by the Department of Information Technology and Telecommunications) connecting the Jehovah's Witnesses' properties that are up for sale. Also, our snapchat-obsessed generation claims another victim as the Brooklyn Heights Association shutters its house tour initiative.Our one-star Yelp review of Clark's Restaurant features breaches of both restaurant and Yelp review etiquette.For the Craigslist item of the week, Alyssa and Joe question the relevance of rocking horses in a modern world.