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Don't you love podcasts? You can literally listen

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wherever you are. Someone left us a

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review saying that they listen at the gym.

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So if that's you, right now, pick

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up the pace and one and two and

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and.

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The show is gonna start now.

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Are you guys sick of talking about

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tipping culture?

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I actually am.

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I know I am too. It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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in the Morning. But there's a story out today that could

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finally be helping out the common person who

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feels like everyone is asking for extra

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money these days. Okay, because Dominos

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is launching a brand new promotion called

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You Tip, We Tip. I

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Like It, where the company promises

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to tip customers who tip

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their delivery drivers.

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Oh so it's basically like, we're just gonna

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pay them an affordable wage.

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No, No, that's too generous, Brook, Okay,

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what does it mean exactly?

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That would make too much sense.

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Starting this month, customers who tip

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three dollars are More online will

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receive a three dollars coupon

1:03

to use on their following week's online

1:05

delivery order.

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I hate a following week coupon, and

1:12

it's just employing to get me back.

1:14

Did you think you were gonna get actual cash

1:17

back that you gave.

1:19

I thought that I could tip and then they would give me money,

1:21

and then it would be like they were actually just paying

1:23

their employees.

1:25

Broke you, fool, They

1:27

just want you to buy more pizza from them the next

1:29

week.

1:29

Yeah.

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According to Domino's Chief brand

1:32

officer quote, the pressure to tip

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these days is real, even when no

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extra service is provided. So we

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decided to flip the script and show our

1:41

appreciation by tipping customers

1:43

back. Okay, So now you're

1:45

stuck in a vicious cycle of constantly

1:48

being forced to buy pizza's NonStop?

1:50

And when does it end?

1:51

Okay?

1:51

And when you get the three dollars off your pizza, do you have

1:53

to tip on the price of the full price?

1:56

Business too much?

1:57

Now?

1:57

I get it what she's saying.

1:59

It's just confusing enough to work.

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The only person on this show who might fall

2:04

for it is someone who goes by DJ, which

2:08

stands for Domino Junkie aka

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Digital Jay. Give

2:13

us some trivia there, Pizza boys

2:15

did want say fall for something.

2:18

They say April showers bring May

2:20

flowers. But that's just

2:22

what the Illuminati wants you to believe. The

2:25

truth is April histories

2:28

spawn May Mysteries, because

2:32

May is actually National

2:35

Mystery Month.

2:37

Really, and to.

2:38

Celebrate properly, you're gonna be quizzed on

2:40

the top twenty most famous

2:42

unsolved.

2:43

Mysteries that are still fascinating

2:46

Americans to this day, like real life,

2:48

real life Brook.

2:49

It's a special double question

2:52

Marks edition of plenty

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of twenty. Okay, now,

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listen up, I have a list of the twenty

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great unsolved mysteries. Some

3:02

are places, some are people,

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some are famous crimes and events.

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Okay, like, for example, one not on the

3:09

list is the mystery of Captain Kidd and his Hidden

3:11

Treasure. Ohsure,

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might be a number twenty one in the list.

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We don't know.

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You just have to name the top twenty to

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stay in the game. And yes, the silver

3:21

save is in play. You can guess the number

3:23

one answer. We're gonna start with the woman

3:25

whose greatest mystery is her natural hair color.

3:28

Yes, that's Alexis.

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Jesus

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that intrigued the American public.

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Can you name one for me?

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Oh?

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So many to name. You're just going

3:41

through your role index deciding what's the best

3:44

one.

3:44

Right, so many treasure one?

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Uh huh, there's not a be.

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We hate to talk about Blackbeard's Treasure,

3:51

Red Beard's Treasure.

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Okah, sure Beard's

3:54

Treasure.

3:55

Alexis going for the mystery of Redbeard's

3:58

Gold. I'm sorry, not even

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our TikTok like that one. It didn't make the top

4:02

twenty yet, so close.

4:04

Let's go over to Brook twenty

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mysteries I intrigue the American public. Can

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you name even one?

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Name one? It's a huge

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mystery and it involves

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the one and only dB Cooper and

4:17

how he jumped out of a plane and stole

4:19

a bunch of money, and people don't know if he got away, if

4:22

he died, what happened.

4:23

I never heard of this.

4:24

Some people think that Brooke took him in for a

4:26

few weeks, became a secret lover dB

4:29

Cooper.

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It's number twelve on my list and

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his famous airline hijackings.

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Jose, we're over to you.

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I'm going to go more simple and I'm gonna start with

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the mystery of Bigfoot.

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Oh, Bigfoot is the

4:42

number one answer on my list.

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Jose, you save you get

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a free guest. Let's get get one wrong. We're over to

4:48

Jeffrey.

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Okay. I was thinking of like people too,

4:52

and the mystery of

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what happened to Amelia Earhart?

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That one comes up constantly. It was

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one hundred years ago, but we still can't let

5:02

it go. Found a body or anything. The Mystery

5:04

of Amelia Earhart. It's

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number six on my list. Jeffrey,

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you're still in it. We're over to brook again.

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Okay. Can some of these mysteries be like conspiracy?

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Yeah?

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Okay, because I'm wondering

5:17

right now, is Elvis still alive?

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Is Elvis still alive? Did

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not make the top twenty.

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I'm sorry, Brooke. We're back over to Jose.

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Okay.

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I love conspiracy theories because I like making fun

5:32

of them. So I'm gonna go with my big foot esque

5:34

answer and go with lock nests then, because that's

5:36

pretty big too.

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The Locknest Monster number

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two on the list. Jose has gotten

5:41

the top two answers. Jeffrey, we're over to

5:43

you. One, two, six, and twelve are

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off the board.

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I want to piggyback of what Jose

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said, because I heard him Little Caliphonia.

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The Death of Tupac Shakur. It's

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number ten on my list. My Mysterious

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Circumstances. To be sure, we're

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back to a Jose all right.

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Well, I'm gonna go with another one that I've

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liked to look into and I'm watched many shows about and I

6:09

want to visit there some day.

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The Mystery of Stonehenge, Stonehead?

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What is it?

6:15

Why did it come there? Why is it still there

6:17

today? That's number five

6:20

on my list. Jose's constant

6:22

trolling on Facebook has proven to

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help today's shot call.

6:25

We're back to Jeffrey. Okay, give

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me another spooky place

6:30

that we're like, what's really going on in there?

6:32

What is it?

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Area fifty one?

6:34

Yeah, Area fifty one, number

6:36

seven on my list.

6:37

Jeffrey, back to Jose boy going.

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Down the rabbit hole and tell

6:42

me why.

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It's been proven that Aliens

6:45

made the pyramids?

6:46

Jake, Where do the pyramids come from?

6:48

Jake?

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Where the pyramids come from? Did

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not make the top twenty, but with the silver save

6:54

hose, you're still in it. If Jeffrey

6:56

gets this one right, you're still in it.

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The pyramids come from my people, by the way, you're

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welcome. Okay. The

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JFK assassination and then

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who killed JFK? Number

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thirteen on the list.

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I'm just gonna say it, and if a Blankets

7:13

statement, the Earth is flat.

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Jake Fat

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Flat Earth not on the list.

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We'll get some restraints for Jose, but Jeffrey's

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one. Today's edition of Plante

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of twenty some mysteries you guys might have missed.

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Number three The Bermuda Triangle, Who

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was Jack the Ripper? Who was

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the Zodiac Killer? The Holy

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Grail? The Ark of the Covenant, Missing Malaysian

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Airlines Flight three seventy Surprised

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I did to come up. The nineteen sixty

7:43

two escape from Alcatraz. Were inmates

7:45

escape? Did they die in the waters? Did they survive?

7:47

The disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, The Lost

7:49

Colony of Roanoke, The Black Dahlia

7:52

Murder, The mystery of John Boney Ramsey

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murdered child, beauty Queen, and the

7:56

underwater city of Atlantis rounded

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out twenty.

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Ay those are good.

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Yeah, since I got it right, I'm going to be

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choosing who gets shocked, and I'm going with

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the person who has the mystery who let

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my husband out of the basement with that permission?

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Miss Brooke Fox, she's.

8:11

Going to be saying, I'm blue by iifel six, I'm

8:15

blue da.

8:25

Actually their secret coordinates to wear Atlantis

8:27

is was

8:29

the key Yeah, that's your

8:31

chocollar question of the day.

8:33

Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

8:36

What is it with internet trolls

8:39

hiding behind their screens saying

8:42

all the mean, nasty things they want

8:44

while staying quote unquote anonymous.

8:46

Yeah, that's the thing.

8:47

It's the anonymous one. Brook. You don't

8:49

agree with that type of behavior, do you.

8:53

That's right. Brook believes in saying nasty, judgmental

8:55

things right to people's face.

8:57

That's right, Jeffrey, stand up. I'm

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not scared.

9:02

That's exactly what we're gonna do coming

9:04

up. No passive aggressive online

9:06

commentary here, just face

9:08

to face, brutal honesty when we

9:10

go around the room for a brand new

9:13

what's on your mind?

9:14

The only one scared, we're

9:18

gonna do.

9:18

It coming up. I tried

9:21

donating blood recently. That's

9:23

good, never again.

9:26

They take a thousand dollars a day.

9:27

They asked too many dumb questions like oh,

9:30

whose blood is this?

9:31

Where did you get it from? Why is

9:33

it in a bucket? It's like,

9:35

you know what, you're gonna be grateful.

9:38

I'll take my blood buckets somewhere else while

9:40

they're actually appreciated.

9:41

Okay, I

9:43

don't like dumb questions. That's why in

9:45

this segment I only ask one what's

9:48

on your mind? And we're gonna start with

9:50

Brook Brook what's on your mind?

9:52

Okay? So I recently got my hair cut.

9:55

I got lots,

9:59

but there was one member of this show

10:02

who's

10:04

just say. The first thing they said to me was

10:06

like, wow, how do

10:08

you feel?

10:09

I said, what?

10:10

Wait, I feel about I feel about what?

10:13

It wasn't me, but if I had said something, I probably

10:15

would have said it looks like a blonde Janet from

10:17

Three's Company and Digital

10:19

Jake, We'll split screen that later. Okay

10:22

put it up on our Instagram. Act wrote Jeffrey that I

10:24

don't keep going what were you saying about

10:26

your haircut?

10:27

The next saying this show member said to me

10:29

after it was how do you feel?

10:31

Like?

10:31

Well, did you mean to do that?

10:34

I could see what they're saying. I hope it wasn't

10:36

mean it doesn't know it looks like it like kind

10:38

of They stopped the haircut halfway.

10:40

Through

10:40

that, jeff

10:43

with did you cry? Oh,

10:47

I'm just going to take this opportunity now

10:49

to ask Alexis like

10:51

to give me some compliments

10:53

instead, you.

10:55

Know, I cried for you instead.

10:59

So you don't have to do at

11:01

least you don't have to put it in a ponytail anymore.

11:04

Okay, that's not what I was looking for.

11:06

You talked about wanting bangs.

11:08

You have them back.

11:08

Now, that's good.

11:13

That what you wanted to hear from Alexa.

11:14

I mean, I was kind of expecting her to say more like,

11:17

Wow, your jawline looks really snatched right

11:19

now because of the short haircut.

11:21

But what I think your son

11:24

had the same haircut.

11:26

That's probably

11:28

why my husband's like, he looks so much like you.

11:31

So funny.

11:32

Let's go to Jose. Jose, what's been on your mind?

11:35

Well?

11:35

I celebrated my birthday for the weekend

11:37

in a suite in a baseball Yeah.

11:40

Yeah, the one that he didn't invite us to remember, No, this

11:42

is by our.

11:43

Home radio station put this on. So it was

11:45

a bunch of listeners and fans, and there

11:47

was an adorable little girl.

11:49

Bah.

11:50

We did a take talk dance together.

11:52

Lets us work together. It

11:55

fun.

11:56

So we're sitting together.

11:57

And she's playing on her mom's phone and she goes,

12:00

hey, do you like video games?

12:01

And I'm like, I love video games. You know, I stream video

12:03

games, I play them every day, and she goes,

12:06

do you play Roadblocks? And I'm like, no, I don't really play

12:08

Roadblocks.

12:08

She's like, this is my third account. My other two got

12:10

banned, oh eight year

12:13

old.

12:13

Yeah, and normally when you ban something on

12:15

a video game, it's you're cheating, you're hacking, okay,

12:17

you're not playing.

12:18

The game, or being like extremely inappropriate.

12:21

Yeah, so what she do?

12:22

So I'm like, what, how did you get banned? And she

12:24

goes, I spend a lot of my mom's

12:26

money. And I go on what

12:29

she goes on Roadblocks money. I spent

12:31

over one hundred.

12:32

Dollars and I'm like, oh

12:34

my god, that is a lot of money.

12:36

It's her mom that kicked her off pretty much.

12:39

Yeah.

12:39

So while we're all saying goodbye,

12:42

I see the mom and I'm like, by the way,

12:44

I talk to the little one one

12:46

hundred dollars in Roadblocks? Oh that's

12:48

and shees, oh, I wish one

12:51

thousand, four hundred dollars

12:55

child.

12:56

Charged your mom's credit card. By

13:00

I was it was like she was my child.

13:01

I was like, young lady, you

13:04

did not And she's

13:06

like, she's so cute too, it's.

13:08

Hard to be mad. She's laughing.

13:09

Yeah, but I talked to the mom and apparently

13:11

roadblocks was cool and then we're able to get most

13:14

of it refunded.

13:14

Oh my god.

13:16

I was like, you shouldn't be in this suite.

13:18

You did.

13:20

Shout out to you and shout

13:22

out to your mom.

13:23

Okay, and shout out to

13:25

your mom's credit card coming.

13:26

Yeah, yeah, alexis what's been on your

13:29

mind. I've elevated my cooking game

13:31

recently.

13:32

How did you get a microwave?

13:34

Because I found this TikTok girl.

13:35

He goes to chair Joe, spends like fifty dollars

13:37

and makes meals with them like

13:39

that.

13:40

I've really been on this hype about it.

13:41

So the other day I was cooking, you know, my roommate comes home

13:43

and she's like, oh, that smells good.

13:45

What is it?

13:45

And I'm like, nobody ever says that, Oh, and

13:49

you could answer something besides mac and she exactly,

13:51

yeah, I'm not even like lying.

13:53

To my friends.

13:53

I actually made it this time. Yeah, wow was

13:56

Oh it was just something boring. It was like some pasta thing.

13:58

But anyway,

14:01

for me, don't worry.

14:04

She comes and tries though, she's

14:06

like, she's not.

14:10

Like oilata

14:14

smells one, you're doing great.

14:18

Okay, additions,

14:21

and then she had it for dinner, you guys

14:24

with me, and then brought the leftovers

14:26

to work the next day.

14:28

That's good.

14:29

And yeah, I was on a high of life. And now I'm gonna

14:32

cook for everyone, okay,

14:36

only you don't even know what you cook.

14:38

No, I need to go find the TikTok.

14:41

I'm sure.

14:42

Whenever it was, she's like, oh, it calls her Pepper and

14:44

girl like.

14:44

Yeah, you're I'm

14:47

just gonna yeah, I'm a chef.

14:51

Jeffy one's on your mind.

14:52

So lately, I've been getting mysterious packages

14:54

arriving at my door. And when

14:56

I say mysterious, I mean I

14:59

know who they're from. I just don't

15:01

know what's going to be inside, okay, because

15:04

they're always from my mom as

15:07

she gets older. Every week

15:09

I receive a mystery box every week

15:12

full of old stuff from her house that

15:14

she doesn't want anymore.

15:16

Dude, my mother in law is doing this to me too. I'm

15:18

like, I don't want my husband's third grade drawings.

15:21

But it's different than that. I'm not getting

15:23

like old memorabilia from my

15:25

childhood. It's just like random

15:28

stuff, like my most recent one was

15:30

a half a dozen old books,

15:33

a couple of brass candlesticks, a

15:35

rusty screwdriver, and

15:37

then this tiny ceramic sculpture

15:39

of a trumpet player that looks like it

15:42

might be haunted. So

15:44

like, no valuable items or family

15:46

heirlooms, just junk that's lying around

15:48

her house that she doesn't want cluttering up

15:50

the short.

15:51

Sure you're not renovating a secret library

15:53

in a basement that you needed to decorate.

15:55

Maybe maybe that's what she wants me to

15:57

do. But this has happened like seven times in

15:59

a row.

16:00

Now did you ever follow it up with

16:02

like this was your great grandfather's candlestick?

16:05

Never? No, No, she just

16:07

sends me a text like we sent you a box, tell

16:09

me when you got it.

16:10

Okay, that's

16:12

a lot of money in books to ship.

16:14

But I'm scared because they say you grow

16:16

up to become your parents. Is

16:18

this what I'm gonna be like when I'm old?

16:21

Brook?

16:21

Am I gonna be mailing you old bird feeders

16:23

and Alan wrenches that I found in my basement?

16:27

I could see it, I mean, and I don't

16:29

I see it not in that too far of the future.

16:31

Yeah, like next year, I'm

16:33

gonna start packaging some stuff up right now. You have to

16:36

send me your dress because you still won't give that up to us, because.

16:38

I'm yeah, and

16:40

I'm gonna take that away from her after the haircut.

16:42

In today, text in seven eighty

16:44

five nine two, tell us what's been on your mind?

16:46

It's Brook and Jeffrey in the.

16:47

Morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

16:50

People are texting it at seventy five nine two telling

16:52

us what's been on their minds, and it's so nice to hear.

16:55

Someone texted in, I went to the same

16:57

high school as Lexus. Our mascot

16:59

is a paper met her.

17:02

It's weird. I actually know this about

17:04

you because I met somebody that

17:06

went to her high school and I saw a photo of

17:08

their mascot. It's super ugly and weird.

17:11

He's like, Hey, I think I'm in your hometown. Is this real?

17:15

After Google paper because

17:18

there's a mill that smells.

17:20

Another text came in says, I've been listening to

17:22

you all since I was in kindergarten. I'm

17:25

in high school now. I love

17:27

Granny Brook. That's

17:30

what we call her too.

17:33

I'm raising the.

17:33

Kids Onemore

17:36

Tech says, what's on my mind. My best friend left

17:38

and I got a new job, so the happiness at work

17:40

is hard to come by right now, but

17:43

listening to your show warms my heart.

17:47

Also, I'm the one who was homeless with my toddler

17:49

and ended up buying a house and now

17:51

I'm getting married. That's

17:54

from Lindsey.

17:56

That's amazing,

17:57

Lindsay.

17:59

You're an inspiration to all of our listeners.

18:01

Just a reminder, don't ever give up.

18:04

Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey

18:06

in the morning.

18:08

It's kind of exciting when you break

18:10

a rule or do something naughty

18:13

and are able to get away with it. Yeah.

18:16

The problem is if you're able to slide by

18:18

once, chances are you'll

18:21

do it again.

18:21

Oh for sure.

18:23

That's why every morning Jose drives to work

18:25

in the carpool lane all by himself.

18:28

I really do.

18:29

Though he tried it once, had no consequences.

18:32

Now he's never looked back.

18:34

Yeah.

18:34

It's also why Alexis buy Starbucks each

18:36

morning using money she stole from Brooks.

18:38

Purse oh offering.

18:42

Oh, I mean money from

18:44

her own bank account. That's totally hers that

18:46

she earned. Unfortunately,

18:51

some people have that mentality when it comes

18:53

to cheating on their partners thinking

18:55

they'll never be caught. But you know

18:57

what that ends today because

19:00

it's a brand new busted. She

19:03

was getting caught coming up right after

19:05

this. Sneaky husbands, two

19:08

lives, lived boyfriends.

19:10

And even worse girlfriends. They

19:13

thought they could get away.

19:15

With that, but now they're about

19:17

to get busted.

19:20

They say cheating is bad, nothing

19:23

good comes from it. But if there

19:25

was no cheating, where would Taylor Swift's

19:28

career be.

19:28

Oh come, onybody

19:32

true?

19:34

And if there was no If

19:36

there was no cheating, this segment wouldn't

19:39

exist either.

19:39

Going to after the Swifties come for

19:42

you know.

19:42

What boring content, our listeners would

19:44

be forced to suffer through. So thank

19:47

you cheating for giving us

19:50

where listeners come on to share the funny stories

19:53

about how they caught their exes being unfaithful.

19:55

Place to Jeff to bo please, how was he

19:57

less like than the cheaters?

19:59

You got people lined up to tell their stories.

20:01

We're gonna start with Carrie, tell us how you busted

20:03

jer significant other.

20:05

Oh my gosh, So my college

20:07

boyfriend and I went to different schools.

20:09

And already a bad sign.

20:12

Yes, but I thought we were doing a good

20:14

job at it. I thought So

20:17

his graduation was coming up, and I told him,

20:20

Hey, I can make it up there, and I'm so excited

20:22

to celebrate with you. But

20:24

then he said, don't even go through the trouble.

20:27

It really doesn't even matter to me. It's

20:29

gonna be I'm just gonna go up there and get my diploma

20:32

and that's it.

20:33

Yeah. I told my parents the same thing, like, don't

20:35

don't even come up here for your ceremony.

20:37

Like Jeff's friends

20:39

are like, but we just paid.

20:43

I wrote three jingles for this, and

20:45

I'm gonna work in radio after this, so good work

20:47

on that degree. Anyway, he told

20:50

you not to come to his graduation, Yeah,

20:53

and.

20:53

I'm gonna see him the next weekend anyway, So I decided

20:55

to go anyways to surprise him.

20:57

Yeah, and

21:00

this went well.

21:01

And when I got there, was like, oh, it's a good thing I

21:03

did, because he was up there giving a little

21:06

speech and he

21:08

ends the speech saying that he couldn't

21:10

have done it without the support of his lab

21:12

partner and longtime

21:14

girlfriend Zoe.

21:17

Whoa,

21:21

oh that wasn't a cute nickname that he had.

21:25

And then you know, when he was getting

21:27

off the stage, she was waiting for

21:29

him and then they kissed.

21:32

Wow did you call him out? Did

21:35

she find out he was cheating too?

21:37

I just I was so upset. I just got

21:39

in my car and left. I didn't tell

21:41

him that I showed up nothing. I just broke

21:43

up with him the next day via text.

21:45

Yeah, oh god, because you knew you couldn't compare

21:48

to Zoe.

21:50

You know, Zoe could be listening right now finding

21:52

out some real things about.

21:55

Yeah, let's keep going. We're going to go

21:57

to Greg. Tell us how you busted

21:59

your significant So.

22:02

My girlfriend and I had gone out of town for the weekend.

22:04

We had a dog sitter, okay, and when we

22:06

got back, she was still there.

22:08

That was kind of weird because wait.

22:09

The dog sitter or the dog, because that's usually.

22:11

A good day.

22:13

Well, they were both still there,

22:15

which is definitely good. The dog was still there,

22:17

but you know, the plan had been for her to put the key back in

22:19

the lock box, so you know, kind

22:21

of surprised that she was there.

22:22

And we got home and she

22:25

was concerned and she pulled me aside.

22:27

She said, she.

22:28

Talked to me about something that she felt

22:30

really guilty about.

22:33

She's sitting more than the dog.

22:39

What did she say.

22:40

Well, at my first thought was I was like, well,

22:43

oh, maybe she forgot to walk the dog, or maybe

22:45

she had it something she wasn't supposed to. Yeah,

22:49

but it turns out she felt guilty because when

22:51

she was there, she was bored and she started kind of rummaging

22:54

through our personal belongings.

22:55

Oh, I

22:58

mean, just be honest, all dogs understood.

23:00

I know you did it. Yeah everything.

23:05

Why did she feel what did she feel guilty about?

23:08

Well, my girlfriend's journal she

23:10

read.

23:12

I mean, yeah, she she read her journal and

23:15

it turns out she's shooting on me.

23:17

Oh, writes

23:19

it all down right there. I think you

23:21

would hide that thing if that information was

23:23

in it.

23:24

So I'm guessing you didn't love that news.

23:26

Did you tip the Dog Center for that?

23:28

Or I did not

23:30

for that?

23:31

But I did tip her.

23:35

That was that was not what I was expecting to

23:37

hear and not who I was expecting

23:39

problem.

23:40

I mean, even Alexis knows to stop

23:42

it. Reading the text return forms. You

23:44

don't go into the journal and the diaries don't

23:47

tell them that's what that's just personal.

23:50

Enjoy that. We've got time for one more. Let's

23:52

go to Emmy. How did you bust your significant

23:55

other.

23:55

Okay, So my boyfriend had been

23:57

working late hours and he was on his phone a lot,

23:59

so I kind of decided to play a prank on him.

24:02

So we're driving this car to some store,

24:05

right, So I reached down underneath the seat

24:07

and pretend to pull out a random bra and

24:11

by the way, it's mine. But I don't tell

24:13

him.

24:17

I'd be so like, No, I swear to

24:19

god, I'm not cheating.

24:20

That's a really good thing.

24:21

I mean, I don't know if it's a prank or a test. Yeah,

24:24

it sounds like your suspicion.

24:27

Do women take off their bras while they're driving

24:29

a lot? Is that what you girls do?

24:31

No, it's if you were messing around and held

24:33

it up in the pot.

24:37

There.

24:37

Oh my god, money, I'm not I

24:40

don't know.

24:41

I understand wanting to be comfortable on your

24:43

long st but this is insane.

24:48

Okay, So what was reaction?

24:50

So I yell, oh my god.

24:52

Who he immediately pulls

24:54

over, starts.

24:55

Crying and mixed cheating

24:57

on me with his coworker.

25:02

I mean, Jeff does bring up a good point. She went back to

25:04

the office. Brallis, yeah, I never

25:06

heard.

25:08

And the last thing I said was that's

25:10

my bra.

25:11

Yeah, you told him he didn't

25:15

just kidding.

25:16

I was a joke about the me cheating on anything.

25:20

I was playing into the prank.

25:22

No, Yeah, Lea's keep the bra though,

25:26

I never know who. Make

25:29

sure to handa our textboy at seventy five nine too.

25:31

If you have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating,

25:34

you could be on the next edition of Busted. Your

25:36

phone TAP's coming.

25:37

Up next Freaking Jeffrey

25:39

in the morning.

25:40

Today, we call a guy who's hosting a couple's

25:42

dinner party over at his house. That's

25:44

fun, So it's gonna be him and his girlfriend.

25:47

Yeah, they've invited her best friend,

25:49

Hannah with her new love interest. So

25:53

this is an important one because he's never met the

25:55

new guy before. All he knows

25:57

is the best friend's been dating an older man,

26:01

and he's about to find out older means

26:03

way way old as

26:07

an othogenarian. Alan winter

26:09

Yeah, keep

26:11

in mind this woman is in her late twenties,

26:14

so it's definitely an awkward pairing.

26:16

In your phone tap right now the

26:21

twenties.

26:23

Hello, Yes, Hello, is

26:26

this Nick?

26:28

Yeah? Who's this?

26:30

My name is Alan winter Bottom.

26:33

I'm Hannah's fiance.

26:38

Alan.

26:39

Yeah, I'm Allan. Nice

26:41

to meet you.

26:43

H Hannah's fiance, Hannah's

26:46

friend with my girlfriend Aubrey. Is that the

26:48

right one?

26:48

That's me? Okay,

26:51

I'm assuming you're saluting

26:53

me because I served in the war. Oh

26:56

oh, got your hand up there?

26:58

Yeah?

26:59

How long ago was that?

27:02

Let me count one.

27:05

Don't

27:08

don't don't be horri about it. Don't worry about it. We're

27:11

really excited to have you guys for dinner. But

27:16

uh,

27:19

are you sleeping right now? There?

27:22

Are you? Hello?

27:25

Hello?

27:26

Alan?

27:27

Do you know what I mean?

27:28

Who's there?

27:30

This is Nick?

27:31

Are there on the roof?

27:33

No?

27:33

No, daring burglars trained

27:36

to take my memorabilia?

27:38

You just you just called me?

27:40

You just?

27:41

Oh, I am sorry, this

27:44

is Nick again. Yes, yeah,

27:46

we're we're coming over for

27:48

dinner tomorrow. Your please?

27:51

Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm I'm just a little taken.

27:53

Aback Anna Hannah told

27:55

me she beat dating an older

27:57

guy. I just didn't realize.

28:00

You didn't realize.

28:01

What are

28:04

are you? An elderly person?

28:06

Excuse me? That's extremely

28:09

offensive.

28:10

No.

28:10

I may be a little older

28:13

than you, but it doesn't mean that I can't

28:15

hold my own gallpals

28:18

are yapping it up. I think you and me

28:20

should toss back.

28:21

A couple of bruise.

28:23

Uh yeah, maybe we can do that.

28:25

And I want the real stuff too, none

28:28

of that michoelo bultri fucking

28:30

bullshit. Oh I'll

28:32

bring over some cold forty five's.

28:35

You mean, don't even worry

28:37

about it. We have enough drinks.

28:39

They gotta be careful because my doctor says

28:41

I can't mix it with my sialish.

28:44

What yeah, Hannah and I

28:47

we're trying to have a baby. Oh

28:49

you can make a little Allan junior.

28:52

You're trying to have a baby. Wow, that's news

28:54

to us.

28:54

Okay, okay, don't go telling your girlfriend

28:57

or nothing else. Supposed to be surprised.

29:00

All the problem is we we just

29:02

never know when the darn pill's gonna kick

29:04

in. So you

29:07

know, it could be tonight, or

29:09

it could happen tomorrow over at your

29:11

house.

29:12

Oh no, no, definitely not at

29:14

my house.

29:15

It's not in your mic control. Really,

29:18

So you and I should probably

29:20

have some sort of secret.

29:21

Code word code word.

29:24

Let's say we're at the dinner table and suddenly

29:27

Old Glory pops up. Oh

29:29

god, the rageing salmon swimming

29:32

up streaming.

29:33

Maybe just a little too much information.

29:35

I'm just letting you know. Do you have a

29:38

preferred room in your house

29:40

that.

29:40

We could know?

29:41

No, let's just keep it respectful and cordial.

29:43

Okay, oh you mean like

29:45

missionary? No,

29:48

Old Allan, don't rule that way. Gotta

29:50

shake it up.

29:51

That's not what I'm saying. You guys can't

29:53

do it at my house. I don't care if the pills kick

29:55

in or not.

29:56

Well, we don't know how long the old Space Shuttle's

29:58

gonna stay ready for launch, so okay,

30:00

you gotta take advantage.

30:02

This is getting out of control.

30:04

Okay, fine, you can watch if

30:06

that's what you're getting at. No, I'll

30:08

show you how it's done up in the majors.

30:11

Stop it.

30:11

You're gonna be.

30:12

Glad you did, because I'll even pull out

30:14

my move, the angry tear decked.

30:17

I don't even know what that is.

30:19

I perfected it in the late sixties,

30:22

back when love was free,

30:25

restrictions on everything.

30:27

I gotta talk to my girlfriend about this. Okay,

30:32

Hey, what.

30:32

Are you trying to block me from

30:35

getting my whopper bacon wrappers?

30:37

No, okay, I need to talk to her. Okay,

30:39

this is this is a lot.

30:41

Look I already talked to your girlfriend

30:43

Aubrey and she gave me the thumbs up

30:45

and said we could use your room.

30:47

Didn't you didn't talk to her?

30:48

I sure did. It's where little Allen

30:51

Junior is gonna make his debut after I

30:53

tell you this is a prank phone call. What

30:56

we got you? Yeah,

30:58

you're on the radio right.

31:00

Now with the show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

31:02

My name is jeff This is a phone

31:04

tap. Dude, set

31:07

you up.

31:08

Oh my god.

31:11

Told us that you guys were hosting a dinner with Hannah

31:13

and you hadn't met her boyfriend Alan yet, so

31:15

we thought we could make it super weird for you.

31:18

Mission accomplished, guys, Alan is

31:20

super weird.

31:21

It's not mission accomplished. They haven't

31:23

even launched yet.

31:24

Oh my god, there you go again.

31:28

Wake Up.

31:28

Every morning was phone jabs weekday mornings

31:31

on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey

31:33

in the Morning.

31:35

Today's second date is straight

31:37

out of a reality show producer's dream

31:41

because it happens in an exotic location.

31:44

Drinks were flowing, romance

31:46

happens, and then plot

31:49

twist, the girl suddenly vanishes

31:51

for years.

31:52

No.

31:54

Years.

31:54

Yes, it's not going to work well with a reality show,

31:56

and.

31:57

We don't normally do these types where

31:59

people haven't been in in a really long time,

32:01

But there were special circumstances

32:03

today and we were shocked to find

32:06

out the true story of what happened

32:08

once we finally got the girl on the phone.

32:11

Oh my gosh, let's get to it, Jack.

32:12

You're gonna hear it in a special international

32:15

second date update right after

32:17

this second date updated.

32:21

Normally, when we do these second date calls,

32:24

people are asking for help with the person they went out

32:26

with a few days ago, maybe a couple

32:28

of weeks back, sometimes even up

32:30

to a month, and they're disappointed

32:32

the other person isn't responding. But

32:35

one of our listeners, Bo says

32:37

he wants to reconnect with a girl through

32:39

us that he hasn't seen or spoken

32:42

to in almost two years. WHOA,

32:45

So this is probably gonna be interesting.

32:47

I'm curious to know what the story is.

32:49

Yeah, Bo, welcome to the show.

32:52

Hey, thanks guys.

32:53

Now, Okay, I understand playing hard

32:55

to get, but two years it's

32:58

a little extreme.

33:00

Wait two days to call, I wait two years?

33:03

Well I wait that long to reach out.

33:05

Well, let me give you a little bit of background. Okay,

33:08

so this happened when I was on vacation

33:10

in Mexico two years ago, and

33:14

she was also on vacation. She was there with a friend.

33:16

I was there with a group of buddies. It was a cabo

33:18

and the whole place kind of had these like spring

33:20

break vibes.

33:21

Yeah, party party town.

33:24

Yeah, party city, lots of

33:26

booze, all that sort of stuff.

33:28

Okay, so this is already a lot different

33:30

than a lot of the second days where we do where people are meeting

33:32

on apps and stuff. You're meeting on a spring break

33:34

basically.

33:35

Yeah. So we go into this one

33:37

bar and I see these

33:39

two girls that are sitting down

33:41

at the other end of the bar. One of them I

33:43

thought was really cute. And the thing

33:46

about them that I noticed was they seemed like

33:48

kind of out of place because they weren't partying

33:51

like crazy like everybody else. And

33:53

Okay, I like that because I wasn't going

33:55

too hard either. That's not so much

33:57

my scene.

33:58

Like who said, Yeah,

34:01

so they were entering the wet t shirt contest.

34:04

They were just jure of themselves.

34:06

They were having a cocktail, they were being chill,

34:08

you.

34:08

Know, And Jeff's so bored right now.

34:10

Well, now someone has to babysit. I understand

34:13

responsible people.

34:14

Yeah, yeah, that's a good point too. So did you go

34:16

talk to him? I assume, yeah.

34:18

Yeah, So I go over there, I sit down. Let's start talking

34:20

to the girl that I think is really cute,

34:22

Shayla. Yeah, and we sort of bonded

34:25

over that we were both the two lame ones in

34:27

this crazy group.

34:28

It's kind of funny.

34:29

So we talk, you know, we learn like where we're

34:32

from and like what we do and all this stuff.

34:34

And it turns out we're staying at the same

34:36

hotel.

34:37

Okay, whoa are

34:39

you guys from the same city or no?

34:41

Don't I mean, are we going to try to get a hold of her across

34:44

the country.

34:45

She's from a different state. She's from a different state.

34:47

Oh okay, interesting, Okay.

34:49

I don't know what I was thinking. I was just I was into this girl,

34:51

and so I told her my room number and I

34:53

was like, hey, why do you hit me up tomorrow and let's

34:56

go get lunch.

34:56

Okay, that's cool, very sober

34:59

way to ask somebody out to Cabo.

35:00

Well, it's not very forward. I mean, like honestly,

35:03

like you're in cabo your party, and even if

35:05

you're not going as hard like I would just think hook

35:07

up right, Like, that's what I say.

35:09

I thought the story was not like a lunch

35:11

date. The following you say,

35:13

here's my room number that Yes, yes,

35:16

there's some implication there, but maybe not

35:18

with bow and shade.

35:19

Would you like to go get some fresh squeeze juice

35:21

in the morning.

35:23

So ways say good night.

35:25

Middle of the night, he called my room.

35:27

Yeah, exactly what you were hoping for, being.

35:29

Honest, Well, yeah, but it

35:32

didn't turn out that way.

35:33

So she called the room.

35:34

She is freaking out. Why,

35:37

He tells me there's like these drunk dudes that

35:40

are banging on her door and scaring

35:42

her and a friend.

35:44

Oh my god, that's scary.

35:45

Yeah. So I get dressed, I go to her room.

35:48

Oh you went good.

35:49

Yeah, you're just gonna go back to bed.

35:52

I'm gonna I'm not going to intervene.

35:54

I'm gonna get like hotel security or something.

35:56

I don't want to get involved.

35:58

That is a smart thing to do, is hell security

36:00

one dude against a group of men,

36:02

like, you're not going to jack.

36:05

That.

36:07

One of the most romantic things you could do is get beat up

36:09

for a girl before, So

36:11

how many bones should try to fight?

36:13

How many bones did you break? Bow when you went and

36:15

tried to stop the drunk guys?

36:18

Well, no bones were broken. There were There were

36:20

like four or five dudes and they were

36:22

just being told I guess that

36:24

they'd like seen them earlier in the

36:26

day in the room.

36:27

And they were that's scary.

36:29

Yeah, it was super weird. So I go

36:31

down, I tell them to get the hell out of there. They did,

36:33

They left nice.

36:34

Okay, I bet she was so grateful.

36:37

Did you talk to her?

36:38

She was, yeah, you know. She of course heard the whole

36:40

thing through the doors. She liked that,

36:43

and she asked so she

36:45

could come back.

36:45

To my room.

36:47

He did, and and then we ended

36:49

up making out.

36:51

Yeah you did,

36:53

You're a hero.

36:57

It was a good makeout set. But that's it. That's

36:59

all we did.

37:00

Okay, that's cute.

37:01

So I got her number and that was

37:03

it. But the thing is, I didn't see her the rest

37:05

of the trip at all. I tried,

37:08

but either she wasn't in a room

37:10

when I tried calling a room, or she didn't and she

37:12

never texted to be back. And

37:15

I called her one time after I got

37:17

back home and she didn't

37:19

pick up and I left her voicemail and

37:22

that was that.

37:24

And I was two years ago.

37:25

Are you sure she was single? You

37:30

know, like she got

37:32

wrapped up in the moment she only kissed

37:34

you, and then she was just like, oh my god,

37:36

I did something terrible that.

37:37

Happened on Brooks last Mexican and.

37:40

My husband was with me. Yes, did

37:43

you ask her if she was single?

37:45

Well, no, No, I

37:48

just sort of assumed if she wasn't, she wasn't going.

37:50

To do anything two years now, so even if she

37:52

got single, she's.

37:54

I mean, and I think the rule in Cancuon

37:56

is everybody is single.

37:58

He was in Cabo Off.

38:00

Well that's a different that's a whole different business.

38:03

Yeah, we

38:04

need.

38:06

They have a different rules.

38:08

This is crazy, though, because you haven't seen

38:10

or spoken to her in two years, and now we're going to

38:12

reach out randomly out of the blue to see if

38:14

she remembers you.

38:15

Yeah, how are we even going to say? Like Nick from Cobo?

38:17

Do you think that's it?

38:18

Well, well, yeah, his name's Bo, so that would

38:20

help.

38:21

Maybe she also had a Nick in Cobo. Maybe that's why

38:23

she's not calling.

38:25

Oh no, she's like, oh, my god, love, that's the

38:27

one that Brooke made out with on her family.

38:30

They can sorry, okay,

38:33

you.

38:33

Know, look, I know it's a long shot. It was

38:36

so long ago, but I figure

38:38

if anybody can do it, you guys can.

38:39

So okay. And she wasn't drinking, so she should

38:42

remember. I think she was drinking. She wasn't drinking

38:44

as hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:46

It wasn't like that.

38:47

She wasn't crazy like that.

38:48

She was.

38:50

Just injecting stuff. It was fine. So we're

38:52

gonna come back. We'll call Sheila and try

38:54

and get you your second date up date two years

38:56

after you last saw her. Right after

38:59

this, she's still in now. Hold

39:02

on second date update.

39:06

For most young single people,

39:08

a trip to Cabo is all about tequila

39:11

shops and wet T shirt

39:13

contests, getting your wallets

39:15

stolen on the beach.

39:18

But I have my passport to not shoot.

39:20

It's not an authentic Mexican trip if you're not

39:22

robbed somehow. But that wasn't

39:25

the case for our listener Bo. The only

39:27

thing stolen from him was his heart

39:31

when he met a woman named Shila at

39:33

a bar there two years ago. And

39:35

the craziest part they were both sober

39:38

when this all happened.

39:39

Sober ish Jeff. They both were drinking cocktails.

39:41

They just were as wasted as their friends.

39:44

Even still, that's shocking, and

39:47

Bo has thought about her ever since that trip

39:49

has never been able to reach her. That's

39:51

why he wants us to try and do it for

39:53

him today.

39:54

I don't know that we asked what motivated

39:56

you to finally take this step.

39:58

I you know, I just I've had a birthday

40:00

and I went I'm not getting any younger.

40:06

Tell her that desperation

40:09

us all at some point

40:12

ticket there, Bo, Okay,

40:14

we're just gonna go with the more romantic version

40:16

of that story.

40:17

You have yet something, I'm

40:21

still of your hair or whatever it is? No,

40:23

no, no, je Well somewhere in the middle

40:25

of those is what we're gonna go with. Yeah, okay,

40:28

you ready to do this?

40:29

Man?

40:29

You haven't talked to her in two years, And.

40:31

Don't be insulted if she doesn't remember who

40:33

you are.

40:34

Yeah, Brooke doesn't even

40:36

remember who you are and we talked to you five minutes

40:38

ago.

40:38

So is right, John,

40:42

strong and strappy and is what he told us? You

40:44

remember that he's a hero that took on four to

40:46

five men.

40:48

It's a little much, but I like it.

40:50

Here we go.

40:50

I'm dialing Shla right now. Hello,

40:58

Hi, we're looking for Shayeah.

41:03

Yeah, this is she who's.

41:04

Called It's okay. You don't have to be afraid.

41:06

Oh, I don't know. This would be such a weird call to

41:08

get.

41:08

We're just a friendly

41:11

morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey

41:13

in the Morning.

41:14

Hey, Sheila, Hey,

41:20

this again.

41:21

I can do that. We

41:24

have to get there first, so I'm really

41:26

sorry to interrupt you whatever you're doing, Sheila,

41:29

but we're trying to help out one of our listeners with

41:31

a segment called second Date Update. Okay,

41:34

okay, And this is a guy that

41:37

you met two years ago on a

41:39

trip to Mexico. We know that.

41:41

While she says, wow, yeah,

41:43

you were in Cabo.

41:45

Yeah that was that was a long time ago.

41:48

Oh oh my god,

41:53

Oh my god.

41:55

So there's this guy named Bo that

41:57

you hung out with a little bit.

41:59

Yeah yeah, Oh

42:01

my god.

42:01

He's the guy who rescued you from all those

42:04

men pounding on your door, which I can't believe

42:06

would be so scary.

42:07

Oh my god. Yes, that was such a

42:09

long time ago. I hadn't really thought

42:11

about this guy forever.

42:13

Oh that's okay. Well, now

42:15

you're thinking about him now, and you sound you

42:17

sound happy that the memory.

42:20

Kind of, but like so much has happened

42:22

since then.

42:23

Okay, okay, what is this about.

42:26

Well, this whole segment is about

42:29

seeing if you remembered bo because

42:31

I don't know if you know this. But after your trip

42:34

ended, both said, he tried to reach you.

42:36

Right right.

42:37

Yeah.

42:37

But like back then, everything was so complicated.

42:40

I mean, you were in a

42:42

relationship, weren't you.

42:44

God, I was engaged

42:46

at the time.

42:47

Oh god, oh

42:51

my god, girl, Well you were engaged. Wait

42:53

does that mean you're married? Are you married?

42:57

No?

42:58

I was engaged with two.

42:59

Guys actually at the same time, so

43:03

casually.

43:04

Okay.

43:05

So like back then, I was a hot met and I

43:08

did a study abroad in Italy and

43:10

I met this guy and we hit it off

43:12

and he ended up proposing and I said, yes,

43:15

I felt bad.

43:16

Oh wow, you said yes because you felt

43:18

bad?

43:19

Yes, yes, I

43:22

was going to say, I mean I was leaving, and

43:24

I was like, yeah, I'll marry you, and then

43:27

you know, I left and then I never talked to him

43:29

again. Oh okay,

43:32

I did get that was a

43:34

nice gratuity from my track

43:37

American culture.

43:38

That was one proposal? How did the where is

43:40

the second proposal?

43:41

So I leave Italy and I

43:43

go home to my other

43:46

boyfriend and

43:51

you missed me, and he proposed,

43:53

and I, you know, I

43:55

said yes.

43:56

Yeah.

43:58

Wow.

43:58

So then you went to Cabbo while you're engaged to two

44:00

men and made out with Bo.

44:02

Yes, which made things even more complicated,

44:04

and I felt so horrible about

44:06

it.

44:07

Well, you're lucky Boden proposed to you,

44:09

because you probably would have said yes to that too.

44:11

Maybe maybe in

44:15

my life.

44:15

Wait, did you end up getting married to anyone?

44:18

I know?

44:18

They both fell through like karma eventually

44:21

caught up to me.

44:21

I guess.

44:22

Wait, okay, so what's your relationship

44:25

status? Now?

44:26

I'm casually dating someone. It's

44:28

nothing serious.

44:29

Yeah, but to him, he's like mom, dad,

44:32

Wait, just casual relationship with my husband.

44:34

It's like not that scenious.

44:36

It's hard. I mean, honestly though, it's hard to

44:38

trust you.

44:39

Yeah it is, I guess, but I told

44:41

you the truth. I'm an open book.

44:43

Now, Okay, why would you make up all that

44:45

embarrassing stuff about yourself?

44:46

I believer?

44:47

Yeah, Well, you know what the radio

44:49

that is definitely kind of an embarrassing

44:52

story. It's nice that you were able to tell us

44:54

the truth here, So now it's our turn

44:56

to tell you the truth. Oh

44:58

God, the

45:01

truth is we want to help you bring

45:04

back some of your past right

45:06

now by fling

45:12

bow is on the phone right now listening

45:15

to this conversation, wanting to talk to you.

45:17

All right, Should

45:19

I hang up right now?

45:20

No?

45:23

You there? I am here.

45:25

Yes, you're acted like bo is going to be excited

45:28

after hearing all of that, Like, yeah, Bo.

45:31

That was that was a lot. Uh So

45:34

let me get this straight. So when we

45:37

hung out two years ago, you

45:39

were engaged to different

45:41

guys, one of whom you weren't even really

45:43

talking to anymore.

45:46

Well, right, I'm no longer talking

45:48

to any of them. But Hi, by the way,

45:52

Hi, it's.

45:53

Very good to hear your voice. And I

45:55

really like hanging out with you. And

45:57

I know it's crazy because, like you said, literally all we

45:59

did was make out one night, But I just

46:01

I can't. I can't stop thinking about

46:03

you, and I guess.

46:05

You're still about me?

46:08

Did you just laugh?

46:09

Wait off? I mean, but

46:11

like, can I ask did you even like me?

46:13

Like?

46:13

Were you actually into me, or was this just nothing

46:16

thing?

46:16

Or I mean I like

46:18

you enough to make out with you.

46:22

I mean, this is a lot right now.

46:25

It's hard because you were you weren't just the other guy,

46:27

bo, you were the other other guy?

46:28

Yeah, so you were you were

46:31

mister right now, you know what I mean.

46:34

It hurts so bad, but it's true.

46:36

Yeah, I get it.

46:38

It's really sweet of you. I thought

46:40

about you.

46:42

And he's gone, like he's gone through all of this

46:44

effort reaching out to our show that this is a pretty

46:46

complicated process in order to get this done.

46:48

I mean, honestly, we probably should have done this as a closure

46:51

call.

46:51

Well, think about it. He kept your number for years

46:54

just in case, hoping he could.

46:55

Use it any number who deletes

46:57

a contact. I mean that happened, yeah.

47:00

Friends, I mean, but

47:03

sorry, I guess I was just gonna sort of ask Sheila,

47:06

you know, I mean, I I did take

47:08

in the fact that you were single. Yes, that

47:10

did register.

47:10

With me, and yeah

47:13

it wasn't like fully single.

47:15

Yeah, I guess in this whole scenario,

47:17

kind of single is essentially single.

47:19

Yea casual

47:26

relationship?

47:26

Sure, no, no, no,

47:30

I guess I was just going to say, like this whole thing

47:33

has been the biggest long shot ever. And

47:35

I know we don't live in the same city and all

47:38

that, and I don't know about logistics

47:40

or any of that stuff, but like, would

47:43

you be open to like some

47:45

kind of a long distance.

47:48

Dating thing, And if you're open to that

47:50

idea of possibly making it work,

47:52

then we would love to help facilitate that

47:54

by paying for your official first

47:57

date, I mean, not the fun.

48:00

I've also been told long distance relationships

48:02

don't need too much trust.

48:03

Oh yeah,

48:06

very relied.

48:08

Just their type.

48:08

Yeah, ask Sheila

48:11

this. You've had two failed proposals,

48:13

but the third times the charm is what they say.

48:16

Rush to that.

48:18

Okay, she'll say yes.

48:20

Yeah, lesser casual relationship proposes

48:22

first the fourth.

48:28

You know what I say, Let's give it a shot.

48:30

I bet.

48:33

He enthusiastic. Yeah

48:37

good, I'd like to follow up.

48:39

So we're getting rid of the side guy.

48:40

Right by the time we go on a

48:42

day, he'll be history. Don't worry about it.

48:48

Great, Thank you, Thank you guys.

48:50

Congratulations Bo you're mister right now

48:53

again.

48:53

Yeah, they'll take it.

48:56

Take look Jeffrey

48:58

in the morning. There

49:00

was a children's fairy tale about

49:02

their story and there really should

49:04

be. It would be called the girl

49:06

who Couldn't say No. She

49:09

went into the fraternity house late

49:11

at night. This frat bro is

49:14

too swoll, this frat

49:16

bro is too thin. This

49:19

frat bro is just right. I'm

49:21

gonna marry them all

49:24

and they all lived happily. She

49:26

left. Where

49:31

is that children's fairy tale book?

49:33

Please don't write it. And you guys were so

49:36

glossing over the fact that she's

49:38

not even single.

49:40

Yes, so casual.

49:43

When you have a person who was engaged

49:46

two people at once and making out with another

49:48

one, I don't know how much she

49:50

would trust her reception of casuals.

49:55

I feel like they need to go back to Cabo together

49:57

and finish what they started. Officially, she

50:00

the.

50:00

Show live, yes, because

50:03

of their day.

50:03

Someone has to translate Spanish for me.

50:04

Though, I

50:07

mean, you never know. It could actually work out.

50:10

But make sure you go check out all of our second

50:12

dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook

50:14

and Jeffrey Brook.

50:15

And Jeffrey in the Morning.

50:18

Here's a little behind the scenes peak for

50:20

our listeners, because when I walk into the

50:22

office every day, my co hosts

50:24

all look at me and go, dang,

50:26

that's a man who knows fashion. It's

50:30

Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

50:31

Usually go hey, Jeffrey, there's a hole in the back of

50:33

your shirt. Don't think you saw it. And you've

50:35

wore that shirt four days in a row.

50:37

If there was a red carpet for you, it would also have holes.

50:39

It's my sex appeal holes and

50:42

looking my outfit today and I

50:44

hout couture or.

50:45

What you literally look

50:47

like? You do everything you have worn that? How old

50:50

is that shirt?

50:51

No comment? Look, I

50:53

get it. I'm not your traditional product

50:55

Gucci Louie Boy. Yeah, okay,

50:57

that's just not me. I like to blaze my own rail.

51:00

Yes, so I can appreciate.

51:02

An up and coming designer clothing

51:04

brand in the UK called Jordan

51:07

Luca Oka. They

51:09

debuted a brand new, unique fashion

51:12

item that immediately sold out once it

51:14

hit their website, really despite them

51:16

selling it for eight hundred and ten dollars.

51:20

I'm talking about pre stained

51:23

jeans that make it look like

51:25

you peed your pants.

51:28

I'm showing a picture right now.

51:30

This is real.

51:31

We're gonna have this up on our instant stories at Brook

51:33

and Jeffrey. Can you guys see

51:36

me in a pair of those rocking a pair

51:38

of pre pea stained jeans.

51:40

Why solid urine on the right leg? Yeah,

51:43

so I think it's where it was.

51:44

Yeah.

51:45

Also maybe the running at the time, so it was

51:47

moving all over.

51:48

I feel like this would be helpful for kindergarten

51:50

teachers, just to make the rest of the class feel more comfortable.

51:53

They also have a pair of six hundred dollars

51:56

lighter wash jeans where the stain

51:58

isn't so obvious more. I

52:00

peed my pants yesterday. Look,

52:02

you decided to still wear it.

52:04

Somehow you'd put these on wrong backwards

52:07

chef.

52:07

Yeah.

52:07

Everyone, Like.

52:09

The cheap ones are also sold out. You can't

52:12

get them right now, So if you want

52:14

your pea stained pants, you better

52:16

get on the wait list or drink about eight

52:18

to ten beers and see what happens. I

52:20

don't feel like.

52:21

They did the peace staying wrong, Like there's nothing

52:23

running down the inner leg.

52:24

It's all up.

52:25

It's like it's high ped your pants

52:27

and then you sat in it.

52:28

Called fashion Brooks, Oh my bad, get

52:30

on it. Maybe

52:32

more will make sense when we do laser stories

52:35

right after this. It's

52:41

the radio segment that invented Hollywood's

52:43

hottest new cosmetic procedure spider

52:46

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52:48

swap out your two arms for four

52:51

extra legs so you can walk the

52:53

red carpet like an arachnid with attitude.

52:57

Get your free consultation with

52:59

Laser Store their segment where

53:01

we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

53:03

else does, except we've got a laser. Those

53:06

other Webby Downers just don't this first

53:08

Lazer Stories Out of North Carolina. Ashley

53:11

Class and her husband owned a picturesque farmhouse

53:14

out in the country. Not too long

53:16

ago, their three year old daughter had started

53:18

to complain about monsters in the

53:20

wall.

53:23

Poor baby.

53:24

She had just watched the Pixar film Monsters

53:26

Inc. Okay, so her parents thought it

53:28

was just the little girl's imagination running wild.

53:31

Oh my god, I watched that when my kids were toddlers and

53:33

it was scarier the.

53:36

Bad.

53:37

So they gave her a little squirt bottle

53:39

with water in it and told her it was

53:41

monster spray to keep them away

53:46

kids. The

53:49

thing is it didn't work. She

53:51

became more and more insistent there was

53:53

something in her closet. Eight

53:55

months later they finally found out what

53:57

it was. Sixty

54:00

thousand honeybees. We're living in

54:02

the walls and ceiling in the little girl's

54:04

room.

54:04

Oh my god, I say sixty

54:07

thousand.

54:08

This is where nightmares come from.

54:10

Bees.

54:10

So when do you apologize to your little girl? Like,

54:13

well, so sorry about that.

54:15

You were wrong. They're not monsters,

54:18

they're just bugs. So the insects

54:20

had spent eight months building a monster

54:22

hide. When the workers opened

54:25

up the wall, it revealed a one hundred

54:27

pound honeycomb behind it, whole

54:30

city skyscraper in there.

54:32

Did you imagine what her room must have sounded

54:34

like?

54:34

Oh?

54:35

Yes, buzzy and just smelled

54:37

like honey.

54:38

Yeah.

54:38

Actually, luckily a beekeeper was

54:40

able to safely remove most of the bees

54:42

and take them to a honeybee sanctuary.

54:45

That's awesome.

54:46

Unfortunately, the houses electrical wiring

54:49

was damaged and insurance wouldn't cover it. Oh,

54:51

their pairs cost a family around twenty thousand

54:53

dollars. But their little girl is sleeping

54:56

much better now that the monsters are finally gone.

54:58

Yeah, and she's like, hey, you would have looked

55:01

into this seven months ago.

55:03

This next lazer stories out of the open roads.

55:06

If you have spaghetti phobia, your morning

55:09

commute could become even more

55:11

of a mind.

55:11

Feet is that the technical term?

55:13

I think so. I say that because last

55:15

week there was a story about road rage where a woman

55:18

threw spaghetti at another car. You

55:20

remember talking about that, Well.

55:22

Do you think it was her lunch? Did we ever find out why

55:24

she had spaghetti in the car?

55:25

You always need spaghetti in the car.

55:27

Yeah, it's yeah.

55:29

Right now

55:32

there's this happening. A forty six year

55:34

old man in Florida named Nolan Gons

55:37

got into a road rage incident recently over

55:39

glaring headlights.

55:41

Oh, I will say, some of the new especially

55:44

the electric cars, like those led lights

55:46

are just like oh my.

55:48

So stick to gas cars here, even

55:51

the gas ones that led. According

55:54

to the police report, Nolan was so upset

55:56

he threw pasta with red sauce from

55:58

the passenger seat of his vehicle, striking

56:01

another driver through his open window.

56:04

The pasta

56:07

Is that that really is a thing?

56:08

Is it like?

56:09

Pasta?

56:09

First?

56:10

Then ladle, then throw the.

56:12

I think it's all together not a

56:14

deconstructed pasta.

56:18

Tell me tell me when.

56:21

The pasta hit the victim in the arms, legs

56:23

and torso but disappointment,

56:26

true tragedy. Nolan also got the

56:28

spaghetti on himself, neither

56:31

man was seriously injured. Afterwards,

56:33

he was charged with misdemeanor battery

56:35

and got booked into the county jail

56:39

weapon of choice. If you're wondering, he's not

56:41

an Italian chef. Nolan is

56:43

a painting contractor whose rap

56:45

sheet includes convictions for selling

56:47

drugs, obstruction, and battery

56:50

with basil or garlic mixte.

56:53

At least he didn't try to smoke the basil.

56:54

I guess

56:56

one a little. Let's go to your next laser story out

56:58

of food.

56:59

News, but he's already been

57:01

there.

57:01

Yeah, even better food news.

57:03

Each day, it seems as if we get closer

57:05

to human employees being completely

57:08

replaced by artificial intelligence.

57:10

And we don't want this, Jess. This isn't

57:12

good news.

57:13

Like a bad thing. And we know this because a

57:15

video from a Wendy's drive through was

57:17

recently posted a TikTok work out

57:19

more than thirteen point six million views.

57:22

Tell me they're using AI the drive through.

57:23

The person at the drive through was shocked to find

57:26

out she had to tell her order to an AI

57:28

rather than a person. Oh my, and here's

57:31

how it went.

57:34

Welcome to Wendy's. What would you like?

57:37

Can I have a chocolate Frosty.

57:40

Which size for the chocolate FASTI?

57:42

Medium?

57:44

Can I get you anything else today?

57:46

No?

57:46

Thank you?

57:49

Great? Please pull up to the next

57:51

window.

57:53

WHOA, I don't like that at all.

57:55

I know only forty five seconds

57:57

to order a medium frist.

57:59

Yeah, I'm way more annoying than

58:01

we realize.

58:02

Yes, spit it out. I know it makes.

58:04

It gives me road rate anxiety.

58:06

Unsurprisingly, the video went super viral,

58:08

and for good reason. For many people, fast

58:11

food is their first job that they

58:13

never had.

58:13

It's my first job.

58:16

Yeah, but the burger Burger Heaven.

58:20

Welcome to Burger Heaven. May I take your order?

58:24

A better?

58:26

Wendy sent out a press release saying it's artificial

58:28

intelligence can understand casual conversation

58:31

and customize orders to your specifications.

58:34

That means it can alter its response in

58:36

real time.

58:37

Yeah.

58:38

It's already been launched at four locations

58:40

in Ohio and

58:44

has since expanded to other cities. You're

58:46

probably gonna see one in yours coming

58:48

up search pricing

58:50

AI.

58:51

I used to Yeah, well that's do the

58:53

searge pricing. It's not cheap to get AI.

58:56

This next Lazer story is out of survey land.

59:00

Recent Pohl asks thousands of gen zers

59:02

to name the most outdated acronyms

59:04

they think are cringe now. For

59:07

example, lol is number.

59:09

One, of course, loll

59:12

jeff.

59:12

Yeah, if you text it to someone in their early twenties,

59:14

they're gonna think you're a boomer, even if you're

59:17

not totally. Here's the other outdated

59:19

terms and what a gen zer might say

59:22

instead. Number five instead

59:24

of yolo right, dift

59:26

tip DFTP. It

59:29

means do it for the plot.

59:31

Oh yeah.

59:32

The idea is you're the main character in your life, so

59:34

don't avoid things. Do what it takes to move

59:36

that story along.

59:37

It sounds like the new trendy tattoo for everyone,

59:40

Yet they're gonna regret in about six months.

59:41

Dift tip. Number four instead of

59:44

lmfao right, IJBOL

59:47

short for I just burst out laughing. Number

59:51

three shorten the word great

59:53

by spelling it g R. And the number

59:55

eight not everything.

59:57

As much as you can ye. Kind of annoys me because

59:59

it's actually not shorter because then you have to go to the numeric

1:00:01

keypad to get to the eight, and you

1:00:04

know it's not working for me.

1:00:06

I jbeld to that, but

1:00:08

don't say that slaps. Okay,

1:00:11

that's old now I

1:00:13

say that number two, stop calling

1:00:15

things fire fire,

1:00:18

fire, fire fire. It's

1:00:21

already lame. Unless it's an actual fire, then

1:00:23

I think you're like to call that. But

1:00:25

linked is back in style.

1:00:27

Now, okay, I never stop.

1:00:29

Everything is back around twenty years.

1:00:31

Yeah, and the number one slang chains that gen

1:00:34

z ers want you to know about is stop

1:00:36

calling crazy people cray or

1:00:38

cray cray. In

1:00:41

twenty twenty four, their Delululu

1:00:45

short for delusional. This

1:00:48

guy is so Delulu

1:00:50

for to shoo sho. It's

1:00:52

crag. No, it's not, it's not crag.

1:00:54

It's g eight.

1:00:59

It means Laser Stories is over for the

1:01:01

day and we're gonna do it again, same time

1:01:03

on Friday.

1:01:04

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1:01:13

Today we got Henry on the phone,

1:01:16

who works in the real estate. It's

1:01:18

kind of a tricky business. But Henry has

1:01:20

a saying about the real estraate industry.

1:01:23

He says, sellers are yellers,

1:01:25

buyers are liars.

1:01:27

WHOA that's wow, pretty negative.

1:01:31

I don't know exactly what do you mean by that, Henry.

1:01:34

If you know, you know, it's just one of the things

1:01:37

people get emotional. It's very trying times.

1:01:39

It could be gaining, losing family

1:01:41

members, just a number of things. So it's

1:01:44

a function of the emotion.

1:01:45

That's like someone going, excuse me, my grandpa

1:01:47

built this house.

1:01:48

It should be worth five million dollars.

1:01:51

I thought somebody was trying to off a husband.

1:01:55

The selling process, people are falling

1:01:57

down left and right.

1:02:00

Usually they just give you some free you know,

1:02:03

pamphlets.

1:02:03

Yeah, cookies or something, or

1:02:06

just kids going off to college.

1:02:07

Oh doubt more normals. Okay, not giving

1:02:09

away chiltern.

1:02:10

I see. Yeah,

1:02:13

but just the mention of real estate usually puts

1:02:15

Brook into a really really good move.

1:02:17

Yeah, she's gonna send you like seven zillow winks.

1:02:19

And I'm telling you, look

1:02:21

at this.

1:02:22

It's so fascinating to look how people live.

1:02:26

Maybe go'll be fascinated out of the studio for a second,

1:02:28

Brook, because we got to talk to Henry about the rules. You got

1:02:30

thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.

1:02:32

If you don't know when, you can say pass. But you do have to beat

1:02:35

Brook outright if you want to win. Are you ready, Henry?

1:02:37

Yes, sir, good luck, my man. Your time starts

1:02:40

now. Charlie Demilio celebrates

1:02:42

a birthday today. She's the most followed woman

1:02:44

on what social platform Instagram

1:02:47

at over fifteen hundred miles wide.

1:02:49

The eight Ken basin is the largest What

1:02:52

on the Moon cretor?

1:02:54

What is the best selling video game console

1:02:56

of all time? Original Nintendo or PS

1:02:59

two.

1:03:01

PlayStation?

1:03:01

How many sides does the home plate in

1:03:03

baseball have? What?

1:03:08

What character did Michael J. Fox play in the

1:03:10

movie Back.

1:03:11

To the Future, Marty

1:03:13

McFly.

1:03:15

You said with confidence? There, well done.

1:03:17

Henry Brook's gonna come back into the studio

1:03:19

here. No, she's looking at Zillow. No she got

1:03:21

off, Now she's back. Actually,

1:03:24

this is interesting, It says on my screener Henry

1:03:26

is planning on going on a vacation soon

1:03:28

to Ireland. Cool, Brook, didn't

1:03:30

you go to Ireland recently and offend all the locals.

1:03:33

To Scotland both of Youtland.

1:03:38

What are you looking forward to doing in Ireland? Henry

1:03:41

sisty?

1:03:41

Sisty, I'm bringing golf clubs.

1:03:45

Drive.

1:03:45

You're going to drive to Ireland?

1:03:47

Well, no, get rent the car, ah.

1:03:51

I believe you could drive there enough,

1:03:54

you can do it, Henry. Okay, the

1:03:56

Irish You ready? Brook? Yeah, your time starts

1:03:58

now. Charlie Melio celebrates

1:04:01

a birthday Today. She's the most followed

1:04:03

woman on what social platform talk at

1:04:05

over fifteen hundred miles wide. The

1:04:07

Apeken Basin is the largest What

1:04:10

on the moon?

1:04:11

Uh crator?

1:04:12

What is the best selling video game console

1:04:14

of all time? The original Nintendo? Or

1:04:16

PlayStation two?

1:04:17

PlayStation two?

1:04:18

How many sides does the home plate in

1:04:20

baseball have?

1:04:21

Uh?

1:04:22

One?

1:04:22

Two? Five?

1:04:23

What character did Michael J. Fox

1:04:25

play in the movie Back to the Future?

1:04:29

What is his name? Lloyd?

1:04:32

Lloyd. We're

1:04:34

gonna get to that in the second. First we gotta

1:04:36

go to the scoreboard with Jose.

1:04:39

You're ready let the dogs out?

1:04:40

What do what?

1:04:41

Let the dogs out?

1:04:42

You know what?

1:04:42

Who let the dogs out?

1:04:44

Who?

1:04:45

Who? Belanos?

1:04:46

Henry, you got four correct today?

1:04:49

Pretty good?

1:04:50

I think we tired though tied.

1:04:52

Well, Brooke got in the same amount of.

1:04:54

Questions and and Henry,

1:04:57

you're right, you're tied b.

1:05:01

Four as well.

1:05:02

Yeah, okay, and Ty does go to

1:05:04

the house on the Sorry, Henry, but let's go over

1:05:06

the answers for everybody. Charlie Demelio

1:05:09

celeberrates a birthday. She is the most followed woman

1:05:11

on TikTok with one hundred and fifty

1:05:13

million followers, three million

1:05:15

Brook and jeffri a close second thing. Yeah.

1:05:18

At over fifteen hundred miles wide,

1:05:20

the eight Ken Basin is the largest crater

1:05:22

on the Moon. It pretty much takes up

1:05:24

the entire south pole of the Moon.

1:05:26

Oh wow God.

1:05:27

The best selling video game console of all

1:05:29

time is the PlayStation two, over one hundred and

1:05:31

fifty nine million units sold. Home

1:05:33

plate in Baseball has five sides on

1:05:35

it shaped like a pentagon, and Michael J.

1:05:37

Fox played Marty McFly in

1:05:40

the Back to the Future films. You're thinking

1:05:42

of Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumb. Christopher

1:05:45

Lloyd plays Doc Brown.

1:05:46

That's what it is the.

1:05:47

Last name of a different actor?

1:05:48

Is there?

1:05:49

We go? Yes, I got it,

1:05:53

Henry.

1:05:54

Unfortunately, it was not enough to beat Brooke

1:05:56

today. But the good news is just for playing

1:05:58

you do get a fifty Melting

1:06:01

Pot gift card. Enjoy quality

1:06:03

time together while creating unforgettable memories

1:06:05

at Melting Pot with a romantic four course

1:06:07

experience every Thursday for a thursdate

1:06:10

complete with rose petals and candles. Make

1:06:12

a reservation today at melting

1:06:14

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1:06:15

I think you should bring one of your buddies there.

1:06:17

Yep, you're invited.

1:06:19

Hey, there, is one place.

1:06:21

Hey, I think perfect.

1:06:23

There we go.

1:06:23

We're going to be back to do Windbrooks Bucks the same

1:06:26

time tomorrow

1:06:27

Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.