This week Amber and Dave dig into deceptive videos, conspiracy theories, and the downfall of critical thinking. Also, Amber contemplates life inside a small animal pen and eventually gets breakfast. Push play or download and learn the secret to

27 – Buttermilk Sea Shanties

Apr 8th, 2021 40m 56s

This week, Amber and Dave have show and tell. Amber shows Dave the Tik Tok sea shanty phenomenon. Dave disturbingly shows Amber a dairy cookbook from 1954. It, uh, a lot.

26 – Happy Rodent Times

Mar 4th, 2021 34m 43s

This week, Dave and Amber discuss rodents in their various forms. As pets, protein, and prognosticators. Dave has quarantine guinea pigs (hawgs for those who like their pigs more vicious) and participates in a Groundhog Day ceremony. Amber has

25 – Cocaine Hippos

Feb 17th, 2021 24m 45s

This week, Dave and Amber discuss cocaine hippos. Dave discusses what they are, and Amber discusses what they aren’t. They also tackle a very sensitive Pellets of Wisdom question in a way that only they can.

24 – How to Create a Successful Dating Profile

Feb 3rd, 2021 17m 10s

In this mini-owls episode, Amber and Dave continue their exploration of the stagnant waters of the internet swamp. This week, they delve into name-generator.org.uk. They create gamer names, rap names, pizza poetry, and some truly inspired datin

23 – Staying in the Nest

Jan 20th, 2021 38m 44s

Amber and Dave reflect on a long year spent quarantining indoors. We aren’t sure that we want to go back out into the world, at least in the ways that we used to. While owls don't normally hibernate, we are willing to make an exception!

22 – Glorpong

Dec 23rd, 2020 38m 48s

This week, Amber and Dave welcome a guest into the studio. They’ve never had a guest before, and their first one is a big one. Glorpong is an alien from another galaxy who traveled to Earth as an infant in a spaceship made from Doritos.

21 – Morel Madness

Dec 9th, 2020 37m 28s

This week, Amber shows Dave morelmadness.com a bizarre and primitive fan site dedicated to Larry ‘Tree’ Lonik. They discuss fandoms and doing what you love, which leads to a discussion of unhealthy social media habits.

20 – Workplace Theft

Nov 25th, 2020 29m 38s

Amber hides the dream gold that she stole from work in the lake of mayonnaise on Dave’s butt, which is guarded by a cursed fish. Amber creates a magical altar of fat.

19 – Amber’s Three Step Plan for Success

Nov 11th, 2020 42m 36s

On this week’s episode, Amber creates a life philosophy for us all. Dave and an internet fish both have a vaguely recognizable human face. Amber gets honest about cannibalism.

18 – Tonight On A Very Special Owls

Oct 28th, 2020 35m 4s

Content Warning: Suicidal Ideations. The jokes are really light this week, y’all. Dave and Amber discuss the hiatus and exactly how Dave’s life imploded.

17 – The Rehootening

Oct 14th, 2020 36m 4s

Together, Amber and Dave grow along the path of life’s long journey and buy new underwear. Amber updates Dave on the condition of her head and fingers. Dave finds a chimera monster that proves that the movie Annihilation is real.

16 – Owlvember

Nov 8th, 2018 30m 18s

Content Warning: Self Harm. Amber starts off with a joking request for Vampire Doctor Dave, but it turns into a real discussion about how to overcome the effects of her anxiety. In the vein of self improvement, Dave and Amber come up with their

15 – The Human Body is a Nightmare

Oct 25th, 2018 27m 37s

Disclaimer: There is a lot of body talk in this episode; sweat, hair, Morgellons. Then there is quite the nose dive into NSFW territory. A new segment, Pickle Time, is introduced.

14 – Co-Presidents

Oct 11th, 2018 35m 21s

Tomato talk. Pondering presidents. Halloween hijinks. Pellets of Wisdom: Skor Bars FTW.

13 – Get Wreckt Joyce

Sep 27th, 2018 31m 57s

Dave enjoys destroying old people...at Trivia Crack. Amber is confused about crystal healing. One day they might figure out how to end a podcast.

12 – The Devil’s Dipstick

Sep 13th, 2018 37m 20s

Dave shares a romance novel. They discuss the movie Annihilation [SPOULERS!]. Amber runs across a horrifying type fungus.

11 – Tru Fakz

Aug 30th, 2018 31m 11s

Dave and Amber are exhausted and grumpy. They set the record straight about NASA. Spoiler alert: they don't actually.Pellets of Wisdom: Cowboy Cookies > All Other Cookies

10 – Thank You Chainsaw Burn

Aug 16th, 2018 42m 50s

The Maverick consumes Amber's iPhone 6. Dave gains confidence from a chainsaw burn. They discuss crimes that would give you jail cred. PSA: Don't do a crime. Content warning: Some slight discussions about personal injuries.

09 – Sincerity is a Warm Cowboy Cookie

Aug 2nd, 2018 45m 44s

Amber lines her soul with a Cowboy Cookie. Dave shares a dark secret. Content warning: Some slight discussions that borderline body horror re: Phineas Gage. Pellets of Wisdom: They Give Real Advice?

08 – Pour Some BBQ On Me

Jul 19th, 2018 42m 50s

Dave wants to sell snake oil. Amber cries tears of joy. They are terrible at ending an episode. Pellets of Wisdom: Don't Choke.

07 – Welcome to the Nest

Jul 5th, 2018 40m 29s

Amber shares what she did for her 30th birthday. Dave has the heart of a 72 year old man. They talk picture books and weird eats. Pellets of Wisdom: Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime

06 – There’s a Sandpiper in My Butt and He is Handsome

Jun 21st, 2018 45m 56s

In what is probably the most NSFW episode yet, Amber prepares for a vegan brunch experience. Dave learns about Chuck Tingle. They make up (not so great) double entendre names for beach houses. Pellets of Wisdom: Lucky Pete is haunted.

05 – How Many Times Do You Google

Jun 7th, 2018 37m 8s

Dave thinks the internet is cool and Googles at least 4-5 times a day. Amber berates Dave for not knowing how to segue and gets high off a smoothie. They discuss ridiculous names and what kinds of professions get the most hugs.Pellets of Wisdo

04 – Curls for Girls

May 24th, 2018 38m 1s

Dave wants to be the wheelman. Amber meets a lot of NPCs in the real world. They discuss how to get rid of unwanted deer legs.Pellets of Wisdom: Sawyer’s Mom Keeps Forgetting His Name.