This is a long one, friends! Former Countess LuAnn de Lesseps taught us that elegance can, in fact, be learned, and she's here to teach us everything we need to know. Like stocking your closet with affordable labels like Givenchy and Chanel but not being afraid of a little Maxxinista moment at your local discount chain. And super useful information like what to do if you ever meet a King or Queen. Hint: Do NOT put your arm around the Queen and if she's not eating, neither should you. Lastly, it wouldn't be a Bravo self-help book without a guide on how to land a man (even if you end up divorcing him, dating a French man who you cheat on with a pirate *allegedly* and then race to the altar with a short bald fella who's been hanging around your circle of friends waiting to snag literally any one of you and then divorce him a few months later too). It's a wild, elegant ride and we hope you learn a lot!

Also, we discuss both parts of the RHOA reunion so far, the Summer House reunion and how Carl keeps getting hotter and hotter, and then RHONJ....kinda. Theresa has a secret boyfriend that she's keeping a secret for literally no reason and that's all you need to know. Enjoy!