VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 319 Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Oystein Berge, Cannabis Records, ChadF, justlistenin, LyonStyles, test toker, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, NetNed

Listen to the Mouseybear and Tjunta Bowls With Buds if you missed it live.

Tune in this Friday at 8pm Central for a StevenB back in the Bowl!

Check out A Walk to the End of the Block to hear a tale of sexbots and fatties.

Intro/Outro: Ghostrifter - Deflector

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Helipad 0.2.0 (Github) 

Federal prosecutors are (still) 'investigating' Jack Dorsey's block for alleged gaps in compliance (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

zkSNACKS to suspend Coinjoin June 1st (No BS BTC)

Senator Cynthia Lummis (WY) slams DOJ for hyper-aggressive stance on self-custody software (No BS BTC)

Block to invest 10% of BTC profits into BTC each month for the rest of 2024 (Bloomberg)

OpenSats receives additional $21M from #startsmall initiative (Philanthropy News Digest)

Emessbee: Construct coinjoin transactions without a coordinator (No BS BTC)

TOP THREE 33

Hamas to release 33 hostages, living and dead, in proposed deal (The Jerusalem Post)

At least 33 tornadoes reported in Oklahoma this weekend (WeatherNation)

Former NBA player Darius Morris dead at 33 (TMZ)

NOAA researchers announce 33% increase in gray whale numbers, end investigation into die-off (Oregon Capital Chronicle)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill concerning "hemp" definition (CO.gov)Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signs hemp regulation bill (Capitol Beat)

Missouri judge rules counties, cities can stack pot taxes on top of one another (Missouri Independent)

New York regulators sued again (Times Union)

Austin, Texas cops claim to find fentanyl-laced pot (FOX)

METAL MOMENT

TONIGHT, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Alestorm's Keelhauled.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

This week, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had the wind knocked out of them.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a recurring dream.

Call/text NOW: (816) 607-3663

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Canadian woman finally receives postcard from Galapagos -- 33 years later (Vancouver Sun)

Pennsylvania man's emotional support alligator Wally goes missing (Associated Press)

To fend off tourists, Fujikawaguchiko to build big screen blocking view of Mount Fuji (AP)

Kittens dropped off at Arizona Humane Society turn out to be something else (FOX)

Kentucky fisherman in Texas hooks prehistoric 200-pound alligator snapping turtle, monster alligator gar (FOX)Researchers discover 1909 shipwreck at bottom of Lake Superior (FOX)

North Carolina child hears monsters in walls, turns out to be 50,000 bees (FOX)

Rare bird photographed, never seen in US before (FOX)

TSA finds bag of snakes in passenger's pants at Miami airport (FOX)

Grandmother welcomes 4 new grandchildren on the same day (KXAN)

Tune in FRIDAY at 8PM Central for StevenB back on Bowls With Buds!