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You see Advani over
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there, still full
0:06
of himself now. You
0:26
see, I am not in it myself. I don't need
0:28
to own the mines, Jonathan. Do you know why? Because
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I own the man who owns the mines.
0:44
All he has I have. Same
0:46
with the supermarkets, the TV station, locomotive
0:48
plant. I don't need a podcast because
0:51
I own the men who do. I
0:55
don't remember that happening either. Now,
0:57
here's why I chose that. I
1:00
watched the movie maybe 16 hours
1:02
ago and I don't remember that. That's the longest one. I just
1:04
want to quickly read
1:07
through the other quotes on the page because they're not many. I
1:10
was excited to do a Chris Klein impression.
1:12
There were no Chris Klein quotes on this page.
1:14
He's too quotable. The first quote is attributed
1:17
to Chinese sports announcer. And
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the line is simple, about as simple
1:21
as using a name brand condom. Do
1:23
you not remember that line? Next quote,
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English sports announcer. And the other
1:29
rules, well, the other rules are
1:31
Russian and complicated. Paul Heyman. Great
1:33
Paul Heyman. There's the long Jon
1:36
Renau monologue I just did. Then
1:38
the next quote is English sports
1:41
announcer, Rollerball. Well, that's that I
1:43
remember in the movie, them yelling
1:45
that. And then there's an exchange
1:47
between Jon Renau and LL Cool
1:49
J that is, uh, Reed Lee, my
1:52
man, how are you? And then
1:54
LL Cool J says, I feel like Freddy
1:56
Kruger. Don't remember. I don't remember that either.
1:58
And did he get remembered? I didn't
2:00
understand it. Or did he get,
2:02
you know, was he subjected to
2:04
mob justice? Well, as the great Freddy
2:07
Krueger was. I'm sorry, Freddy
2:10
Krueger, the victim of the Vogue
2:12
Mindfire. The
2:15
radical left. These public school parents
2:17
think they could just be judged during
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an execution just because he killed their
2:21
children. They
2:23
think they can throw him in a furnace. There
2:26
should be like a wicked style reimagining of
2:28
Freddy with the- Freddy was not so bad,
2:30
actually. I feel like that was the take
2:32
they tried to have on the Jackie or
2:35
Haley movie that was, were they wrong? There
2:37
was definitely that movie tried to do the
2:39
thing of which the original movie has of
2:41
like, are they being punished for killing him
2:44
outside of the law? Right. Right.
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I always love how those movies- He killed 15
2:49
kids, but someone forgot to fucking file a piece
2:51
of paper. So he just walked free. He walked
2:53
free. The only other quote on the page is
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genre knows long. It's
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just so that you wrap it up. I'm not going to read it.
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The rant about being on channel 109. Oh, yeah.
3:03
Which I do remember. That was a quality
3:05
moment. That's a little fun. I will kill
3:07
you myself. I will disappear your whole family.
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Look, he's doing something. He is. Now,
3:12
I don't know if you found this, not to jump ahead, but
3:14
in the dossier that JJ put together, there
3:16
is a quote from John McTiernan promoting this
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movie who said, I think he's the best
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villain I've ever had in one of my
3:23
movies. Director of Die Hard and Predator. And
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Predator. Yeah,
3:31
like Medicine Man is a better villain than this
3:33
movie. Yeah, pulled the disease. Cancer.
3:36
The ultimate villain. I mean, whose third best
3:38
villain is Sean Connery in Hunt for Red
3:41
October? Even if I said he thinks John
3:43
Renau is beating Hans Gruber, Predator. The
3:46
Predator. Let's call Connery a nod. Connery's sort
3:48
of a hero. Sure. You
3:50
still got Jeremy Irons or whatever. Yeah,
3:53
exactly. Like, you still have very good
3:55
B tier villains. I would even say
3:57
Last Action Hero has two good villains.
4:00
That's not a problem of that movie. Both
4:02
Ripper and fucking Trolls Dance are great though.
4:04
If Jon Renau went up against the Predator,
4:07
he would win. He has
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the resources, he controls. He owns
4:11
the guy who owns the Predator. He
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would have no problem taking down the Predator. No,
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you're right. Well, I think it's like
4:18
Jon Renau is really easy to defeat.
4:20
Just don't move to Central Asia and
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sign a deal with him. Then he
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really can't mess with you. The
4:28
one way he'll get you is
4:30
he lures you to Rollerball. Right.
4:32
It's reverse vampire roles. Jon
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Renau is allowed to murder you
4:37
as long as you accept his
4:39
invitation to come to Kazakhstan. This
4:42
is another thing about this movie. So this film's obviously shot
4:44
in 2000. It's supposed to be released in
4:46
2001. It comes out in 2002. Yeah.
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Well, get into all of this. But Jon McTeeran says, I
4:53
need the film to take place in a country that no one's ever heard of.
4:55
So I picked Kazakhstan, a
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country that only four years
5:00
later will be forever tied
5:02
in comedy to one character. Like
5:05
a country that now most people think is fake,
5:08
but associate exclusively with. So
5:11
you can't watch this movie and not
5:13
think like, they're nice over and over
5:15
and over again every time Kazakhstan comes
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up. They
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mostly say Central Asia. They try not to
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think as it's too much. I didn't even
5:24
clock that. They show you a map. I don't
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even have one. I have
5:29
a big chicken in the castle. Jon Renau says
5:31
that at one point. My solitary social life. Griffin,
5:34
what's this podcast? Just blank check with
5:36
Griffin and David. I'm Griffin. I'm David.
5:39
It's a podcast about filmography. What
5:41
is happening? The most dangerous, important
5:43
world podcasting about filmography. I see.
5:47
You have people who have massive success early on
5:49
in their careers and are giving a series of
5:51
blank checks to make whatever crazy passion projects they
5:53
want. Sometimes those checks clear and
5:56
sometimes they go to the roller ball,
5:58
baby. Absolutely. this
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miniseries is called? It's
6:03
called Pod Hard
6:05
with a Vengecast. That's right. And it's
6:07
discussing the films of John McKernan. Now
6:09
look, the milk has been left out
6:11
and has spoiled at this point. We
6:13
talked about some bounces in our day.
6:15
This is the only film that bounced
6:17
someone straight to federal prison. And
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I want to say right up front, it's obviously a
6:21
big discussion point with this movie. It's a real reason
6:23
we wanted to do McKernan for so long, as it's
6:26
arguably one of the greatest falls
6:29
from grace. Even if not for
6:31
incarceration, the drop-off on the career
6:33
is so severe. But I will say, having
6:35
never seen this movie before last night, and
6:38
knowing that this film eventually leads to
6:40
him serving time, I don't
6:42
think it was worth it. You
6:44
don't think so? This is my stance. I think if you're
6:46
gonna go to jail for a movie, which I wouldn't recommend,
6:49
I would not recommend. This is not
6:51
the movie that is worth. But the question is,
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is this the version that he was fighting for?
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Well, we can dig into it.
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We need to dig into it. No.
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I mean, no. No, I was fighting
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for this. I think he ends up
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in jail indirectly because of him being
7:06
so terrified by how this movie turned
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out, right? I mean, the whole backbone
7:10
of the story is he is so
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convinced that there was a conspiracy to
7:14
ruin this movie that leads to him
7:16
being behind bars. I
7:19
don't think there's any version of
7:21
this movie that is worth staking your freedom
7:23
on. The movie is kneecapped from the beginning.
7:25
Yes. From the time you cast its leads,
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no offense to them. This is what's crazy.
7:30
They absolutely fucked with his movie, but also
7:32
in the quotes that JJ has pulled up,
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the four worst decisions in this movie were
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all seemingly made by John McCarran of his
7:39
own volition, and he explains why, and you're
7:41
like, that is the worst idea. We're gonna
7:43
talk about it. We're gonna talk about it.
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It's also never worth going to jail. This
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is my major take. I want
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to say it's an overriding take. First of all, let's...
7:52
a bottle of salt prison. Okay, any...
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Can we just... Can we just... Secondly, a
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bottle of rollerball. Now
8:00
bring rollerballs back. Actually, I'm interested in
8:02
being... I think there's a rollerball to
8:04
be done. I'm supposed to think rollerballs
8:06
the hero of this film? Rollerball is
8:09
problematic. And this movie is
8:11
presenting it to me like it's a good
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moral decent sport. I think rollerball is empowering.
8:16
Okay, I'd like this picture. We'll talk
8:18
about it. There's a version of rollerball I'm ready
8:20
to root for. I'm not sure it's this version
8:22
of rollerball, though. The sport or the movie? The
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sport. The movie. Well, this movie I'm not rooting for. Our guest
8:28
today, we're turning to the show. I'm
8:30
gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I
8:33
think one of our finest working character actors.
8:35
I think you have, in the last couple
8:37
of years, elevated
8:39
to being like one of the ultimate.
8:43
People are thrilled whenever you show up in
8:45
anything. I agree. Hey,
8:48
I'll take it. You should take it all the way to
8:50
the bank. I mean, you're recent character
8:52
work on Hollywood Handbook. Well, this
8:54
is the main strategy. Sexy Mummy. Outstanding
8:58
performance. Yeah, yeah,
9:00
certainly my most well-liked. I was gonna
9:02
say, I feel like you people stop
9:04
you in the street. Hey,
9:08
sexy mummy. I feel like you've elevated to
9:10
like the top tier of podcast guests. I
9:12
feel like you're one of the guys who's
9:15
like a Paul F. Tompkins high tide guest. Well,
9:17
I'll say it again. That stops today.
9:19
Okay. Well, you're gonna
9:22
grind this show to a halt. Oh,
9:24
big time. What I have heard
9:26
from so many people over the last year,
9:29
specifically calling out how much they love
9:31
the Yesterday episode, is like
9:33
seemingly the most well-liked episode we've had in
9:35
a while. And I messaged
9:37
you and said like, overdue to have you on
9:39
again. Here's the
9:42
exact text exchange. I said, we gotta
9:44
have you on again if you want to do
9:46
a McAtearin. Cannot tell you
9:48
how many people, how often people spotlight the
9:51
Yesterday app as their favorite. And then your
9:53
response is, I do think I had rollerball
9:55
on DVD possibly. Yeah. Yeah.
9:59
I'm now... confident I did. Did
10:02
you get it because like someone put out a
10:04
cardboard box of garbage and it was in there? So
10:08
here's my Here's
10:10
my Returning to the show
10:12
with the rollerball high and I didn't when you
10:14
mentioned McTearan and I was like well I don't
10:16
want to do like diehard. That's too like it's
10:19
that's such a Perfect movie, you know,
10:21
I love almost all the I
10:24
love his movies and I
10:26
do remember I don't remember it was probably
10:28
DVD because we were kind of post VHS
10:31
For the most part at the point eat DVD
10:33
movie So I'll be honest It was in
10:35
that era of my life where I was
10:38
fooled by the marketing of this is
10:40
the unrated version of a film That
10:42
it's that is important with the I
10:45
was I was a probably a freshman
10:47
in high school So I was
10:49
like hey, you know I
10:51
hadn't seen the movie but any chance to
10:53
get like more violence or more nudity I
10:56
was like I gotta at least check it
10:58
out and it probably took me You
11:01
know $150 worth of my
11:03
money to realize that it's always basically the same movie
11:05
and like there's maybe 30 seconds
11:07
more footage But in most cases,
11:09
yeah Yeah, that's actually
11:12
a good question. Where are the real unrated? Editions
11:15
where it was a thing versus like
11:18
the later gimmick of like a
11:20
throne one Like the big thing
11:22
they started doing was are rated
11:24
already raunchy comedies being released on
11:26
DVD with the unrated and out
11:28
of control Which very
11:30
quickly it became clear. These are not
11:32
scenes that were cut for extremity of
11:34
content This is they shot a couple
11:36
extra scenes specifically for the DVD It
11:39
became such a part of the business
11:41
model or someone like, you know
11:43
comes on a muffin or whatever, right? It
11:48
would feel like they've literally forced scenes
11:50
into the development process only for the
11:52
DVD later and oftentimes they wouldn't actually
11:55
This is another trick they would do you'd be
11:57
like these added scenes aren't dirtier than what made
11:59
it the R-rated cut and they went, yeah, but
12:01
we didn't resubmit the new cut to the MPA. Right,
12:03
but I do not rate it. Right, that was always
12:06
their argument. The only difference in this cut is a
12:08
couple alt takes of the same dialogue. Yeah, but we
12:10
didn't send it to get rated. It
12:12
is unrated and out of control. Rollerball
12:14
is a movie though where this is like
12:16
one of the things that McTyran and Faunover
12:18
is like, this is designed as a hard
12:20
R, we'll dig into all of this, it's
12:22
sort of neutered upon release, and then there's
12:24
this last minute like way too late attempt
12:27
to salvage it by being like, we're putting
12:29
the extreme shit back on the DVD. That
12:31
having been said, I dug deep onto the
12:33
internet last night, I was going through a lot of corners
12:36
and there was a detailed testimony I read
12:38
from someone who went to one of the
12:40
early R-rated test screenings and he was
12:42
like, what I saw was much more extreme than
12:45
what is ultimately on the R-rated DVD. Yeah, at
12:47
the end of the day they just put in
12:50
some boobs and what, a couple
12:52
like bloody hits maybe, that's it,
12:54
right? There's less boobs than there
12:56
were originally, possibly. So
12:59
I don't know what version I even
13:01
watched yesterday, I watched it on 2B.
13:04
Okay. So is that the unrated
13:06
version or is that the theatrical version? I watched
13:09
it on iTunes, what seems to be on iTunes
13:11
is the only option is now what was on
13:13
the unrated DVD. Yeah, I believe you probably also
13:15
thought the other day. It's a big way to
13:17
tell. That's mostly what's around these days, right? It's
13:19
a locker room scene. Yes. If
13:22
you see boobs, it's the R-rated version. And
13:24
when it was released in theaters, they CGI
13:26
tank tops onto them. Oh my God. It
13:28
is one of those movies where they like
13:30
painted black tank top. I quite shut situations.
13:32
Yes. So that's the one clear tell
13:35
of which version you're watching. I think the theatrical
13:37
version basically is no longer in circulation. I
13:39
do, like who would want it? I mean. I'm
13:41
going to be honest, I would love to see
13:44
it. Well, I'm sure you
13:46
could find it somewhere, at the very least you could
13:48
buy a DVD. I read those, I have another 47
13:50
hours on it. It
13:53
also was skipping kind of in moments
13:55
like they was this is poorly edited,
13:57
right? What are you talking
13:59
about? What do you mean? What do you mean?
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Okay, sorry. There are
14:04
no technical meddling. This is
14:06
sweat off of Materian Zone
14:08
editing table. It's a pure
14:10
cut. A consistent vision. I
14:13
try to, you know, look, I don't want to fall
14:15
into hyperbole with every movie we've covered
14:19
on the show. This might be the most
14:21
incoherent film we've ever discussed. I don't know
14:23
if it's the worst. Look,
14:25
I'll say it's not incoherent in that
14:27
like it follows the
14:30
formula of films that are coherent.
14:33
Yes. Guy takes job,
14:36
sports turns out to
14:38
be bad and rigged, rebels.
14:40
Yes. Okay?
14:43
Like that happens in the film. Agreed. Right.
14:46
That is the plot of the film. But the
14:48
only way you understand that that's what's happening in
14:50
the film is you're having seen other films. And
14:52
you're relating and you're like, I guess this must
14:54
be them attempting to do that kind of thing.
14:56
It only works by association of more functional movies.
14:58
Have you seen the original Rollerball? No, I haven't.
15:00
So in that film, which I have seen, which
15:02
is in my opinion, not a masterpiece, but is
15:05
both the functional film and a fairly influential
15:07
one in its way. And is on
15:10
paper, the exact perfect kind of movie to
15:12
remake 30 years later, 25 years later, where
15:15
you're like, this is a movie with
15:18
incredible concept, some incredible iconography. It
15:20
doesn't totally nail the execution. But
15:23
in the original movie, the sport of
15:25
Rollerball makes sense. It is. And
15:28
by the way, those sequences are thrilling to
15:30
watch. They're really cool. It's way simpler. There's
15:32
no ramp and tunnel. No. There's
15:35
no, none of that business. It's just
15:37
like a bicycle track. It's just a
15:39
ring. A lot of simple master shots
15:41
where you can- It's basically roller derby
15:43
with motorcycles. The game is legible. Roller
15:45
derby with motorcycles and like botry balls.
15:47
Yeah. You throw a ball at a
15:49
thing. I mean, like in roller derby, there's no ball. But like
15:51
it's the same basic concept. You're just trying to knock people over. Right.
15:54
It's like a combination of all this stuff. But
15:56
you're like, I get it. You watch it immediately.
15:58
This movie has a sequence. in which Paul
16:01
Heyman is explaining the rules to
16:03
you in detail, accompanied by a
16:05
CGI graphic meaning to
16:07
illustrate the rules of the game and it
16:09
doesn't make sense as they're taking the time
16:11
to stop it. I want to say, I
16:13
really like that part. And
16:16
I'm like, I think it's maybe the best
16:18
thing in the movie. I don't say that.
16:21
As I was watching, I was taking notes
16:23
and I was marking time codes as
16:25
to when I thought this was still an
16:28
incredible, brilliant movie. I
16:31
got to about 38 minutes in before
16:34
it started to show cracks for me. A
16:37
couple of hairline cracks. Yeah.
16:39
But the quote we talked about where he says
16:41
the rest of the rules are in Russian and
16:43
they're congregating, we're not getting into it. That's all
16:45
I needed to hear. Because then I know I
16:48
don't need to worry about what the rules are.
16:50
I didn't think I may have made the mistake
16:52
in even trying to give us any rules. I
16:54
agree. Because what he does, he's like, all right, here are the
16:56
rules. And he says 80 rules. And
16:58
then he's like, the rest of the rules. I'm like,
17:00
how can there be more rules? I believe he also
17:02
does double back. He's like, OK, you got to do
17:04
two laps. And then he's like, but first. He's
17:07
like, first you got to go through the tunnel. And
17:10
then he goes through the fucking tunnel. Why are these
17:12
rules out of order? Which, let me see the tunnel
17:14
happen one time, I think, in the entire film. They
17:16
do it right away and then they never talk about
17:18
the tunnel again. And he makes it sound like, and
17:20
it is hard to get to the tunnel. Chris Brown
17:22
goes to the tunnel. He walks into that tunnel. Yeah.
17:25
And he's like, I'm not interested in the world. That makes it feel
17:27
to me like this is a real sport and that someone was like,
17:29
those are the rules. We have to include
17:31
the tunnel because all the fans of real rollerball
17:33
will be upset if our
17:36
movie doesn't look like it. Yeah. There's
17:39
no tunnel in the original. But I feel like this is the point
17:41
you were trying to make. The cold open
17:43
of the original rollerball film is just a
17:45
game happening that you watch for basically 15
17:48
minutes uninterrupted where they do not stop to explain the
17:50
rules to you. And you're like, I think I get
17:52
this. It is all just communicated through
17:55
action. And you're like, I think
17:57
I get this. And also, this is really exciting to watch.
18:00
movie like does not drop you dead
18:02
into the middle of it it tries
18:04
to ease you into it and is
18:06
infinitely more confusing I love being
18:09
explained the rules of something fiction David
18:11
loves I love fictional
18:13
sports when I get like an NBA
18:16
2k game like one of those games I
18:18
don't play basketball and I immediately go to
18:20
like create League and then I'm like alright
18:22
we're moving the Rockets to fucking Omaha like
18:25
I just start messing with it the new
18:27
tutorial just arrived in
18:29
the mail tutorial I mean
18:31
that's what I call NBA like
18:34
I am all in if this guy is
18:37
like okay this is the Uzbekistan rough riders
18:39
you know they have a clown a devil
18:41
a chain guy I'm like yes that's what
18:43
I want instead it's just like he starts
18:46
explaining things 50 times and cuts himself off
18:48
in the middle being like I don't know
18:51
man don't worry about it okay like it's
18:53
they don't even have the guts to really tell
18:55
us how well they know their audience and their
18:57
audience is not you they're like dumb dumbs who
19:00
are like have an attention span that will last
19:02
15 seconds I think you need to see it
19:04
as they do have the guts to not explain
19:06
it sure it's like I don't into smart they
19:09
can if you ask me this movie this
19:12
movie is a direct spiritual
19:14
precursor to Fury Road hey
19:18
essentially lays the groundwork in that
19:20
motorcycles aren't where they should be
19:22
you mean like that and there's
19:24
like some shredding guitar at moments
19:26
where you weren't expecting it there's
19:28
like a guy carrying a little
19:30
puppet you know there's
19:33
just a lot going on really it's like
19:35
new metal yeah like it's like what is
19:38
not a road to come out so but
19:40
not pink in the movie yeah right away
19:42
been like
19:46
if so not don't sign on cancel felt
19:48
like they are the first phone call we
19:50
make executive consultants I remember
19:53
Griffin so I was 16 when
19:55
this came out I rose about 2015 yeah I was 13 and
20:00
Yeah, this was like, it was like John McChurnan
20:02
is remaking Rollerball with Chris Klein. And I was
20:04
like, those first two things sound good to me.
20:07
And I probably wasn't anti-Chris Klein at this point. I
20:09
don't know if I was like crazy for Klein. I
20:11
think we need to place ourselves in that day, which
20:13
is, at that moment, Chris Klein had a very good
20:15
comedy career. He had done election
20:18
and two American Pie movies. Yes. And
20:20
that's basically like a two out of three
20:23
ain't bad situation. Right. And you're like... It's
20:25
not like... But who walks out of American
20:27
Pie being like, you know who's fucking splitting
20:30
my sides with that Klein fella? I agree.
20:32
But he's made an election. Yes. And look,
20:34
this is not a totally fair comparison, but
20:36
you're like, no one
20:38
thought Bradley Cooper was going to go from
20:41
the hangover to American Sniper. You could see
20:43
them just being like, this guy undeniably looks
20:46
like a leading man. He can hold
20:48
the camera. He's given three good comedy
20:50
performances. Maybe this guy can move lateral.
20:53
It wasn't until they tried it... No, because he's a face. He's
20:56
like a guy you could be for him. It
20:58
wasn't until they tried it that it became so
21:00
apparent, no, he is good at playing one thing
21:02
and one thing only. You can play like a
21:04
hayseed, like a hot hick. He can play affable
21:07
doofus. Yeah. This was like his first pivot away
21:09
from... Yeah. His first action film. Right.
21:12
He did We Were Soldiers in the same year
21:14
where he's one of the, you know, soldiers. Not
21:16
like a lead character there. Which is like his
21:18
first drama. 202
21:20
is him trying to step out of
21:23
teen comedy, high school comedy for the
21:26
first time. And face planting basically. Yeah,
21:28
because then after that, who
21:30
is he in Just Friends? Is he like really
21:32
good in Just Friends? Is he really good in
21:34
it? I feel the need to defend this because...
21:36
Because I haven't seen Just Friends or if I
21:38
have, I don't remember. No, Just Friends, you're like...
21:40
That's the Ryan Reynolds movie I've seen. Ryan
21:45
Reynolds is so caught up in not
21:47
seeming like the sensitive, friend-zoned guy he
21:49
was in high school and trying to
21:51
be an aloof asshole to Amy Smart.
21:54
And Chris Klein plays the super
21:56
emotional sweetie pie guy that she
21:58
starts falling for Ryan Reynolds hates.
22:01
And he plays like the parody
22:04
of a soft boy. I
22:07
think he's good in it. It's like something he'd
22:09
be good at. I'm like, American Pie won, election,
22:12
just friends. I'm like, those
22:14
are three perfectly cast Chris Kye
22:16
applying uses. Have
22:18
you seen Street Fighter, The Legend of
22:21
Chun-Li? I have not. Is
22:23
he in that? So he plays, have you played
22:25
Street Fighter game? Yeah. You're familiar. So that game
22:27
is, that movie is like, all right, it's this,
22:29
there's a bit of a less about street fighting
22:31
and more about like cops trying to bust up
22:33
like a ninja ring. Okay. And
22:36
Chris then, everyone wants, everyone can play
22:39
my Street Fighter is that it's too
22:41
colorful and fun. What if we ground
22:43
this in hard reality and no one
22:45
really fights? So Kristen Craig, Lana
22:47
Lang herself plays Chun-Li as like a sort
22:49
of like undercover spy trying to figure out
22:52
the shady dealings of M Bison who's
22:54
like a businessman. And
22:57
Chris Kye plays Charlie, the Street
22:59
Fighter character Charlie as
23:01
a cop, like an inter-poll agent. And
23:04
it is, I think universally agreed to be the
23:06
worst performance ever given in film, right? And
23:09
there was a viral video that went around that
23:11
just is a super cut of every line he
23:13
speaks in the film. And it's, it's devastating to
23:15
watch. It's so tough. I gotta check it
23:17
out. Cause it's just him being like, well, I
23:20
guess this is the case for us. Like it's
23:22
like stuff like that. We're like, no, no, they
23:24
surely, like this isn't from the film, right? Like,
23:26
have you seen it? Super cut,
23:28
no. Have you seen Chun-Li, Street
23:30
Fighter, The Legend of Chun-Li? No. Would
23:33
we watch it, Griff, if we did Street Fighter as
23:35
a Patreon commentary series? Well, we have to wait for
23:37
there to be a third one. I have referred to
23:40
this line many times over the course of the show
23:42
and I want to properly credit and read it properly
23:44
cause watching Roll-Up All, I was like, I need to
23:46
get this line dead to rights correct and give it
23:48
proper credit. Alonzo Deralde,
23:51
writing a review for the Today Show
23:53
at the time on today's show's website.
23:55
It didn't even air, has the line,
23:58
I can't remember the last time I- I
24:00
watched an actor fail to walk
24:02
into a room convincingly, but Klein
24:04
does it. Look for a
24:06
YouTube montage of his Street Fighter performance to pop up
24:08
any day now, which is what happened. But I just
24:10
think about that all the time. Last
24:12
time I watched an actor fail to walk
24:15
into a room convincingly. Now I will say
24:17
his Street Fighter performance feels
24:19
like a years later overcorrection for
24:22
a feeling that he wasn't tough enough in
24:25
Rollerball, right? It
24:27
feels like he's like, fuck, I seemed a little
24:29
too corn fed in Rollerball. I need a chip
24:31
on my shoulder. I'm going like full Clint Eastwood.
24:33
And that movie is him slick back hair leather
24:36
jacket being like, give me the beat. Sounds
24:38
like Bison's behind this. I was like, I
24:40
just need your foot in this. He's Lucas
24:43
Lee from Scott Pilgrim. That's
24:45
what he's doing the whole time. Whereas
24:47
you're right, in this he barely like
24:49
registers as a guy. No, it is.
24:52
This is the thing. Street
24:54
Fighter is such a big swing that I
24:56
think became such a black mark on his
24:58
career. And it was like that followed by
25:00
the Mamma Mia audition video leaking out, turned
25:03
him into just like definitive punchline. This
25:06
drew like, I don't think he didn't say
25:08
wrong. He's not great. I
25:10
think he was horribly cast. It
25:13
is astonishing how little he registers as
25:15
the lead character. Not much
25:17
to the character. Like, maybe at
25:19
the end when they're like, and
25:21
now the most famous rollerball player
25:23
is Jonathan. Oh, no, Jonathan. Yeah.
25:27
Well, it's properly credited. What is he
25:29
called? Like rip quarters. Jonathan E. Jonathan
25:31
E. Jonathan cross, of course. Oh, the
25:33
character's name. But
25:36
like if you're doing pro wrestling, which is what they're
25:38
doing. Yeah. Why isn't he called
25:40
like fucking stars and stripes or whatever? Yeah.
25:43
His character also is like
25:45
not really coherent to me in that.
25:48
He's a man who
25:50
was almost like NHL
25:52
level hockey player, but who
25:55
is also into like X
25:57
game style. Into like, like,
25:59
freakluge. Right, which to me, it's like
26:01
if you're a hockey player, you start so
26:03
young and you get a, you know, like...
26:05
And you're from like Saskatchewan. Right. And you
26:08
like skate on a pond. But he would
26:10
like also had XXX like that.
26:12
But you gotta go full XXX. Before XXX,
26:14
which is wild, because it basically has
26:16
the same openings. Yes, yes. It is
26:19
wild and it isn't. Like it's, those
26:21
movies are tapping into what they sense
26:23
in the atmosphere. Right. They just
26:25
do it far enough in roller coaster. Right, XXX. XXX
26:28
was a big hit that no one liked.
26:31
Right. That absolutely benefit like it. XXX
26:35
III I will stand for all day and all
26:37
night. Maybe we should do all three XXX's with
26:39
Zach. We should just watch them. Yeah, I mean,
26:41
I like the first one. I do like two.
26:43
Like the third one. I have never seen the
26:45
second one. Two is wild. Yeah. The second one
26:48
is wild. I will say that. I have seen
26:50
the second one. It's really wild. Yeah. The second
26:52
one is a... It's like an out of breath
26:54
ice cube running from like Bulgarian parking lots of
26:56
Bulgarian parking lots. It's like a Washington DC political
26:58
thriller. And
27:00
so it's the weirdest supporting cast. Ice
27:02
cube. It's like he didn't even like really
27:05
hit a treadmill. He's just like right from
27:07
are we there yet? He's just like, yeah,
27:09
give me a fucking submachine gun. I'll run
27:11
around. And after the first movie, it's like
27:13
this is the most extreme guy. This
27:16
guy like snowboards to like get breakfast
27:18
or whatever. He's got
27:20
80 abs. Which commutes on a
27:23
hangdriver. XXX III does the same thing of
27:25
like, right. This guy is addicted to thrills.
27:27
He's doing the most extreme shit all the
27:29
time. But this is the end. Like the
27:32
end all be all for him is living
27:34
this way. This movie opens with Chris Klein's
27:36
street looging for 10 minutes. If
27:39
you want to break into the NHL, which I
27:41
think he does, right? My like, what if I
27:43
go to my manager and I'm like, yeah, so
27:45
I need, you know, the Ottawa senators get back
27:47
to me. Now they're thinking about it. Okay, I'm
27:49
gonna do street looging. Don't get hit by a
27:51
car, buddy. They never have the right. This
27:55
movie has two different character setups happening
27:58
simultaneously and they can't pick what. One
28:00
is either he's Xander Cage, this guy lives
28:02
through the thrill, but the cops are always
28:04
on his back. But then he would want
28:06
to play roller. Exactly. Then
28:09
he would leave to be talked to. He goes, there's a
28:11
foreign country where you can play a sport that's so extreme
28:13
and they'll pay you for it and make you famous. And
28:15
he's like, I'm in. The other version of it is, guy
28:17
who's always this close to get...
28:20
Right on the cusp of a professional athlete. And he's like, I
28:22
think this year I'm finally going to make it. L. Cole J.
28:24
is like, look, dude, let's face facts. You're
28:27
not making it. If you want to
28:29
be an athlete, there's only one option left. Now,
28:31
the sport's a little dangerous. I know you're not
28:33
a thrill seeker. You wanted to play legit sports.
28:36
But if you come over here, you'll have
28:38
a career. You've always wanted to be a
28:40
goaltender. But how do you feel about roller
28:42
skating in a rejected American Gladiator ring while
28:44
I ride a motorcycle next to you? This
28:46
movie is doing both at the same time.
28:49
It tries to argue that this guy is so... What am
28:51
I being paid in? You're being paid in a CopEx? You're
28:54
being paid in fake currency? This
28:56
movie's trying to argue that he's like one
28:58
hair away from making the Mighty Ducks, but
29:01
also he lives for the
29:03
thrill of death. Let's look up.
29:05
The Tenge is the Kazakhstan currency.
29:08
Now you could make this movie and it's like
29:10
they're on a fucking island in
29:13
the North Pole and they're being paid in Bitcoin
29:15
or whatever. We're ready
29:17
for Rollerball to be attempted again,
29:19
I think. I think so. Yeah.
29:22
Here's a thing that's kind of a mind blower. We're
29:25
now almost at the distance from McTiernan's
29:27
Rollerball. The McTiernan's Rollerball
29:29
was from Norman Jewison's Rollerball. That
29:32
makes sense. Yeah, we're ready. This
29:34
movie is 22 years old. It's
29:37
like cicadas. Every rollerball
29:41
goes to Norman and... David.
29:45
Yes? Ants. Ants.
29:49
Ants. Ants. Ants.
29:52
I hate getting cornered by him. We all
29:54
do. I knew that was going to be
29:57
a relatable conversation starter. Why aren't you getting
29:59
married? What's going on with that promotion? Why
30:01
haven't you moved out of mom and dad's basement,
30:03
Griffin? Oh, those were directed at
30:05
me? I thought they were... Oh, now I feel attacked.
30:09
Get out of the basement, Griffin! Uh,
30:12
I don't listen. She just judges, judges, judges.
30:14
You know, you're getting together with your family.
30:16
You might have to be in a barrage
30:18
with these kinds of questions. But... And
30:21
they're in grin and bear it. I don't
30:23
want you feeling that way when you talk
30:25
to your doctor about, like, a weird rash
30:27
or that you eat pizza when too many
30:29
times a week or something else. Unfortunately... Yeah,
30:32
I'm read for filth by this head copy right now. Unfortunately,
30:34
the twist to this riddle is
30:37
that the doctor is my aunt. Oh,
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what are the valuable attributes in
31:00
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31:07
I have an eagle! Hand of a hawk! It's
31:10
about the ear. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. The ear
31:12
and the heart. The doctor who can listen
31:14
and understand. Yeah, look, the whole
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Marie twice. Now,
32:51
I have a question about timeline, because I haven't seen
32:53
the first film. But I looked it up, and it
32:55
was made in what, 70... But
32:58
it was set in 2005. It
33:01
was set in the future. Zoc. Now, this
33:03
rollerball was set... 2018, to be clear. Was
33:07
set only a few years after it
33:09
was shot. They pulled the, uh, in
33:11
the near future with it. Yeah. Guess
33:13
whose decision that was? John McTiernan,
33:15
the man who claims they sabotaged his movie. All
33:17
right. Because I thought that was interesting. And I
33:19
also, I don't know if it really
33:21
qualifies as a sci-fi. Like...
33:23
Agreed. The movie that first one really
33:26
is. The first movie is more of
33:28
a dystopian film. It's set in
33:30
the future. The world is run by businesses.
33:32
Right. This is just like, yeah, it's like
33:34
two years later, and it's in Kazakhstan. Yeah,
33:36
exactly. Not really right. The first
33:38
one... And this is the thing.
33:40
Like, the first one has a lot of issues, right?
33:42
But you're like, the actual,
33:45
the sequences of rollerball are undeniably
33:47
thrilling. So same for this one.
33:49
James Coss. Perfectly. So
33:52
far, one to one. Perfectly enhanced. Perfectly
33:55
cast. No comments. Right.
33:58
Not a one to one there, maybe. Yeah, but it's
34:00
in like it's a head of like sort of
34:02
Robocop It's it's
34:04
I would argue very aligned with the purge
34:07
for the argument The sort of world
34:09
of the movie is that like we
34:11
have let big business take over
34:13
society We have our like
34:15
quote-unquote benevolent corporate oligarchs who run
34:18
everything and they've basically created
34:20
like world peace They've eradicated war
34:22
everything is civil and hermetic and
34:24
clean and rollerball is basically
34:26
the purge televised It's
34:28
the one place where aggression is let
34:31
out in society It's sort of like
34:33
the equivalent of public executions where people
34:35
watch the spreader cercus is shit We'll
34:37
get thrown into this, you know, bloody
34:39
mash and try to survive but it's like
34:42
this is where the the cultural anger
34:44
frustration violence gets released and When
34:48
they set out to remake this movie that was
34:50
they were like look it's even more There's a
34:52
way to evolve this and McTiernan went no, no,
34:54
no, no. No just put it in a weird
34:56
country Yeah, we lost a little bit of that.
34:58
We do this one. I crack
35:01
open this Dossier assuming I'm gonna read
35:04
MGM refused to pay to set it in the future Studio
35:07
said it was less relatable. It was in
35:09
the future. They were ready to go with
35:11
this movie takes place in the future It's
35:13
a collapsed society if I can shout out
35:15
one of my favorite movies of recent years
35:17
Please elita battle angel, which does
35:19
rollerball basically basically they which is a
35:21
futuristic film Obviously have you danced with
35:24
elita? Yes. Yes. I love to leave
35:26
it. I believe it's called murder ball
35:29
No, that's that's an actual sport. I forget
35:31
what it is. Whatever the rollerball thing they
35:33
play That's awesome Like and those sequences are
35:35
great and it's a movie right and it's
35:38
like underlining all of the like here's what's
35:40
happened to society Stuff right motor ball motor
35:42
ball, right? Murder ball, of course is paraplegic
35:45
basketball that is right in and
35:47
is crazier than any of the sports
35:50
we're discussed. Yes So,
35:52
okay. Yes 1975 Norman
35:54
Jewison is a follow-up to fiddler on the roof
35:57
and Jesus Christ super star made a movie called
35:59
rollerball sold bizarre that he made this. It's
36:01
information that pops out of my head because it
36:03
doesn't fit. Back in the day, it was like,
36:05
do a sci-fi every so often, right? Those
36:08
are hot, you know, especially in the 70s. And it was also a,
36:11
it was a talent sci-fi in a
36:13
way that was a little rare. Con
36:15
like three years after Guy Father,
36:17
he's big deal. Pre-Star Wars, it's kind of
36:19
interesting that this was such a major movie
36:21
from people at a major
36:23
point in their career. And the film
36:26
does well. JJ could not verify the
36:28
final gross. But it was a success. It
36:30
had sort of a cult following that lingered for a
36:32
while. Like that movie's got interesting ideas. That movie's kind
36:35
of effective. So this is interesting
36:37
that MGM, at
36:39
some point owns United Artists, who made the original. They
36:41
buy it in the 80s. And
36:44
at some point in the 90s, they're like, we
36:46
should do video games with our properties. GoldenEye,
36:49
the Nintendo 64 game, is
36:52
there one unqualified success from that initiative? But
36:54
it makes perfect sense. MGM is buying UA
36:56
at the way we watch all the time
36:58
now when these companies buy other companies and
37:01
immediately go what IP to exploit? They go,
37:03
what are the three properties we have that
37:05
are best suited for a video game? James
37:07
Bond, check. Rocky, check. Rocky and
37:09
Rollerball are the other kids. And then Rollerball's the
37:11
third one. And people, I think, went, Rollerball, that's
37:14
weird to be included. But you know what, you're
37:16
right. That movie does feel like it's built to
37:18
be a video game. But they eventually abandon it
37:20
and decide, let's do a
37:22
movie. Right. It seems like
37:24
the process of them considering it for
37:26
a video game made them realize why
37:28
wouldn't we just make a new movie?
37:30
John McChirnan had just remade a Norman
37:32
Jewison United Artists film to Thomas Crown
37:34
Affair. Yes, 34 Year comes out after
37:36
it, but he made that before it.
37:38
In the timeline of his career, yeah.
37:41
And they liked that movie. Do you
37:43
like that movie? Pierce Brazos, Steel and
37:45
Art? Haven't seen that one. Gentlemen
37:47
Criminal? Do you like it, Gentlemen Criminal? Sounds
37:49
right up my alley. Do you like it?
37:51
It's a wonderful film, but it's classic Hollywood
37:53
thinking of, we just worked with this director,
37:56
who did a good job remaking a different director's movie.
37:59
Why wouldn't we... We hire him to do
38:01
a different remake of that previous director's
38:04
other film. At that point, yes, he had made
38:06
two kind of bizarre flops, Last
38:08
Action Hero and The 13th Warrior.
38:11
But neither of them are, I
38:13
think, Fiasco's in the way this movie, I mean,
38:15
nothing is a fiasco in the way this movie
38:17
is. So they can kind of hand-wave it with
38:19
like, look man, he did Die Hard with the
38:21
Vengeance, that rocked, he did Thomas Crown, that was
38:23
so successful. I think Last Action Hero is seen
38:25
as classic studio like that. People
38:28
were sick of him. I think it gets
38:30
pinned more on this just Schwarzenegger's folly. I
38:32
think at the time of that movie, it's
38:34
pinned on Arnie. I think 13th Warrior, they're
38:36
like, well, that whole thing just went pear-shaped.
38:39
And then fucking Thomas Crown was one
38:41
of those movies that like, gets someone
38:43
back in good standing, where they
38:46
were like, this shouldn't have worked. He made a
38:48
solid hit late summer for grownups. And McJernan is
38:50
like, that's my favorite movie that I've made since
38:52
Hunt for Red October. I wanted
38:54
to make an adult love story. MGM let me. And
38:58
so I love MGM. Like I'll do
39:00
anything. Says a lot
39:03
of movies are radio plays with visual aids the way
39:05
television used to be. Rollerball
39:07
is entirely visual, completely different from anything
39:09
I've done before. You made Die Hard.
39:11
What are you talking about? All of
39:13
the quotes that JJ pulled up. The
39:15
fucking Black Box theater director. The temporary
39:17
and he keeps making these statements that
39:19
are incompatible with someone who has directed
39:22
Die Hard and Prez. He says that
39:24
we've counted the number of shots in
39:26
the film. Nearly nine thousand. Carhen's only
39:28
has four seventy. He says two things
39:30
about that. One Stanley Kubrick does long
39:32
takes. Everybody knows that. Two. Am
39:35
I supposed to be like excited that it
39:37
has nine thousand shots? No, it doesn't sound
39:39
good in terms of dollar per shot. These
39:44
shots are cheap. Also, here's a complaint I
39:46
have about this movie right off the dome.
39:48
Too many shots. Yeah, definitely would be my
39:50
first note. I found it disorienting and hard
39:53
to follow. I'm like, I'm launching
39:55
a new restaurant. Oh, OK, what's your vibe?
39:57
I'm like, so many restaurants.
40:00
50 menu items. I'm doing 5,000 right
40:02
off the bat. There will be like
40:05
30 second dialogue scenes in this
40:07
movie that I swear have 29
40:09
cuts and the cuts are between
40:11
angles that are 2 degrees off from each
40:14
other. Okay I feel
40:16
like it works for about the first 30
40:18
minutes. Look, I agree with you that for
40:20
the first 30 minutes I felt like I'm
40:22
like this is great. Yeah, but I am
40:24
following what's going on. I'm going okay I
40:27
kind of see what they're going for and then it go and
40:29
then I go oh They're not going
40:32
for what I thought they were going for basically
40:35
The broadcast is
40:37
great. That's the Best
40:40
idea. Yes, you know is like
40:42
this is pro wrestling plus roller
40:44
derby plus motorcycle graphics in
40:46
the aesthetics Yes Like
40:48
that was that was the only part of
40:51
the movie where they kept the original idea of like you're
40:53
getting those like Sponsored reads in the middle
40:55
of it like oh, this is a capitalism
40:57
thing. Mm-hmm that almost completely goes
41:00
away Like that specific
41:02
critique for the rest of the movie
41:05
Like McTiernan, I mean we're getting this but
41:07
like McTiernan being like you don't need to
41:10
set this in the future That's like a
41:12
distancing effect for the audience We're already close
41:14
enough to the society where this would happen
41:16
just set it in a country That's less
41:19
advanced than us in a way that feels
41:21
weirdly xenophobic. Oh, yeah. Yeah or Reductive.
41:24
Yeah. Yes. I mean, I
41:27
don't think I'll see if this
41:29
comes up I don't think McTiernan like went to Kazakhstan and
41:31
spent a month there being like, let me really soak it
41:33
up here Lawless
41:40
country that no one cares about with
41:42
basically his line of thinking which I
41:44
mean is also pretty much what led
41:46
Borat to be You know like Borat
41:49
is a hundred percent. I'm being like, let's
41:51
just find a country with a funny people
41:53
have no cultural Associations with this
41:55
place. It's just a name they vaguely heard
41:57
they'll believe anything we tell them We
42:01
need to introduce a figure who is important
42:03
as much as you're going to regret it.
42:05
Harry Knowles is very important at various
42:07
steps of the legacy of this movie. Obviously
42:10
this film is also being developed at the
42:12
peak of his power, of his influence over the
42:14
movie. You know who Harry Knowles is, obviously. I
42:16
know none of the context around this movie to
42:18
the point where when I told Gervin I wanted
42:20
to do it, then I texted him like two
42:22
days later going, Holy shit, I just
42:24
looked at the Wikipedia. I didn't know there was a prison
42:26
in the hall. You
42:28
were thinking like, oh, Rollerball, that's like a piece
42:31
of junk that we can have some fun chatting
42:33
about. Yeah, I just remember it was some crazy,
42:35
you know, over the top movie. And
42:38
the tech texted me, I just got to
42:40
the controversy section of the Wikipedia page. So
42:42
I also know nothing about what we're about
42:44
to learn here. If you think about it,
42:46
like 2000, post Phantom Menace, Harry Knowles is
42:48
king of the nerds on the internet 1.0.
42:52
98 and 99 are Batman and Robin
42:54
and Phantom Menace, which are the two
42:56
movies where studios start to step back
42:58
and going, is this guy actually having
43:01
an effect on the
43:03
reaction to these movies? Right. Is him like
43:05
badmouthing our scripts as he gets them linked,
43:08
badmouthing the movies when they come out, like
43:10
actually depressing interest in these films? Are people
43:12
actually looking for these kinds of bellwether? Now
43:14
the answer now, I could go and tell
43:16
them is, no, Phantom Menace was hugely successful
43:19
and Batman and Robin didn't do well because
43:21
it wasn't what the
43:23
culture wanted at the time. Like, you
43:25
know, I actually enjoy things about that
43:27
film, but, you know, it was not
43:29
meeting the culture, right? But he basically
43:31
was a one-man Twitter at that point,
43:33
where it was like the industry looking
43:35
online and being like, people are making
43:37
fun of us. But beyond that,
43:39
are we not in on the film? Are we
43:42
not in on the film? That's a sci-fi film.
43:44
That's where he's going to flex his power the
43:46
most. He was such a big, like, 70s genre
43:48
guy, and this is an era where things are
43:50
getting remade all the time, that I feel like
43:52
he was a guy where Blank Studios
43:55
announces remake of Blank starring Blank.
43:58
He would just do the all caps fuck you. don't
44:00
do this then would write a soliloquy
44:02
acting like rollerball was the greatest American film of
44:04
all time there was a lot of that shit
44:06
of him being like don't touch my class but
44:08
not with rollerball the thing is he get why
44:10
it's fascinating he gets his hand on the first
44:12
script for this remake written by David C Wilson
44:15
and that film was set in a post-apocalyptic
44:18
future that film was not doing what this
44:20
movie that script era where they're like there
44:22
will be potential remakes that
44:24
are floating around he'll get the script early
44:26
he will badmouth the script so hard on
44:28
his site that they're like hard reset back
44:30
to development movie canceled if he gives us
44:33
a bad review of the first draft we're
44:35
done he says in every
44:37
single facet the scripts are an
44:39
improvement on the original right and
44:41
I actually tried to hunt around for it I have
44:44
not been able to
44:51
find it it doesn't seem to be
44:53
viewable no it sounds like
44:55
a fairly hard sci-fi script that
44:57
yes it's set in this like
44:59
mega corporate like post you know
45:01
apocalyptic future there are no
45:04
books anymore everything is visual like
45:07
but it sounds cool it sounds
45:09
cool Mcchurnan comes on he's like
45:11
boring Kazakhstan yeah like genuinely yeah
45:13
right and then and then
45:15
they're like well who do you want like
45:18
for the leak like who's the modern-day James
45:20
Khan and his response is I think it
45:22
should be some goofy deeply uncool simpleton he
45:25
basically says he picks Chris Klein cuz
45:27
Chris Klein feels like Jimmy Stewart not
45:30
the guy who would be in an action
45:32
movie so you're just like wait a second
45:34
they hit him a script that's like hey
45:36
this is tailor-made for any of the great
45:38
current action stars and it's set in a
45:40
cool post-apocalyptic future a dystopia and he's just
45:42
like no foreign country he I mean Oz
45:44
from American like you said he's like do
45:47
you need to go in the future to
45:49
make it plausible that people get hurt some
45:51
of the others get rich nonsense all you
45:53
have to do is get it out of
45:55
North America Western Europe I
45:57
you know I understand like
46:01
Being like look these post-soviet republics like there
46:03
is a lot of like Gangster
46:06
is it like you can make a movie about
46:08
that if you really want to make a movie
46:10
about that If that's you can't just shortcut to
46:13
like Mad Max is happening over there essentially, which
46:15
is what they have done Yeah,
46:17
and also like You
46:20
know, it's very plausible that that would
46:22
be happening here. Yeah, so That's
46:25
the thing him saying like it's just not
46:28
in America I'm like cuz then this point
46:30
is like also the WWE and you're like
46:32
that's in America, right? And I
46:34
know that that's the day that I think is
46:36
rude for him to be like this could only
46:38
happen in a less developed country Yeah,
46:41
you lose a lot of the teeth of the
46:43
commentary by being like well, you know America's
46:46
immune to this like but yeah,
46:48
this thing is whatever Harry
46:51
Knowles is saying about this original
46:53
script had like commentary built-in this
46:55
film does not have comments apart
46:58
from like But
47:07
it's like rich guys will will do
47:09
anything to make a buck but like
47:11
that's about it Well, there was one
47:13
point that they really drove home. I'll
47:15
call it the nightcrawler effect Go
47:18
ahead where they have the live
47:20
global ratings number and they
47:22
don't say it out loud ever But if you're
47:24
you're a really nuanced to film monster You
47:27
will notice that when the violence
47:29
happens number goes up. It is but it's
47:31
what it's called like the global rating I
47:33
think that is global radio and it's literally
47:36
just like 20 and then something gets punches
47:38
like 21 Like
47:40
all right, it's like cigar and when they're
47:42
just playing like a really good game of
47:44
rollerball. It's that like seven Yeah,
47:47
so, you know, there's a little commentary
47:49
in there about they cut to that
47:52
appetite for violence. Yes They cut to
47:54
that ratings number so many times. I
47:56
like it. It's like it's whatever any
47:59
given Is a film that came
48:01
out like a couple years here That's a
48:03
movie that I feel like is trying to
48:05
thread this need a little bit right obviously
48:07
in a American context I I want
48:09
to I just want to get this out of the way a
48:12
movie that I feel successfully
48:14
achieves What this
48:16
movie is kind of trying to do and
48:18
it's also a remake of a beloved 70
48:21
genre movie I think
48:23
Paul W.S. Anderson's death race. Uh-huh
48:25
is very similar to this Where
48:28
it's like a pretty loose remake that goes
48:30
like prison states We
48:33
care so little for the incarcerated. We
48:35
force them to play like Mario
48:37
Kart with spikes Yes,
48:40
I mean and it's all about like,
48:42
you know, Joan Allen as the warden
48:44
slash mogul There's another kind
48:46
of get ratings beat racing film that
48:48
race Yeah, that is does this better
48:51
speed racer, right which is also basically
48:53
set in a dystopia just like a
48:55
colorful one I think there's something
48:57
to I mean talk about like, you know, it
48:59
may be being time to remake this movie again
49:02
there is a cross section in terms of
49:04
like real life issues of Like
49:07
a the like college sports
49:09
system, right? That
49:11
like modifies. Yes these young men and
49:14
especially football where it's like are we
49:16
pushing people into potentially life-affecting
49:19
injuries for the sake of like our own
49:22
Enjoyment and Jersey sales and whatever
49:24
and also I feel like there's
49:26
something in the idea of
49:28
remaking rollerball of like the
49:31
the Pipeline to the military
49:33
in the United States of like the only
49:35
way so many people in this country are
49:37
given any chance of freedom For their future
49:39
is like you got to do something really
49:41
barbaric and dangerous for a couple years And
49:43
if you survive it on the other end
49:45
you built a life for yourself There
49:48
there's something about shipping people off to
49:50
rollerball. Well, there's also a
49:52
version of remaking this one not
49:54
the original Yes, where the modern
49:56
conversation around sports washing and like
49:59
the Saudi wealth fund is like
50:01
buying up every American sports league and
50:03
all the Americans are going over there
50:05
and basically blending legitimacy to that effort.
50:08
It's like stuff that's weirdly in the
50:10
suit of this version that isn't in
50:12
the original that's almost ahead of
50:14
its time but the movie fucks up. There's
50:16
a Mcterney quote where he
50:19
says, this is from a movie line interview in August
50:21
2001. So this is when
50:23
I guess before the movie got pushed back when
50:25
he was promoting its original release. He
50:27
said, I might be so far out there on Rollerball
50:29
that this could be another time I get my head
50:31
handed to me. He was right in a sense. But
50:35
lack of failure is clear evidence of either
50:37
being an absolute genius or being a coward.
50:39
I know Rollerball is exciting for me. I
50:41
hope it's exciting for the audience and it
50:44
is enormously political. Someone
50:46
said recently this movie is about
50:48
your Hollywood bosses. Yeah,
50:51
look, in the
50:54
90s obviously he tussled with a lot of
50:56
CEOs. And I think with a lot of
50:58
big name stars because he also says like, best
51:01
thing about making a genre movie, you don't need
51:03
a $20 million guy. Genre sells
51:05
the movie. So I don't need
51:07
to knock on the door of a big star
51:09
like a Mel Gibson, whatever. Remakes where he's like
51:11
two movies where the IP is the star. Pierce
51:14
Brosnan is obviously a big deal and he's bonding someone
51:16
he's worked with. But
51:18
it's very different than working with an Arnold or
51:20
a Connery or someone like that. And he like
51:22
loves the fact that this movie he's like, I
51:24
can pluck a guy who's not. It's
51:27
funny though, but he's like, I can pluck this
51:29
Yokel to play this moron. Like Chris Klein's like
51:32
sitting there like, oh, okay. He's like this fucking
51:34
guy. You know how cheap he is? He's
51:36
saying these quotes while promoting this. He's paying
51:39
me to be in the movie basically.
51:42
Look, have you seen Say It Isn't
51:44
So? The other film that Chris Klein
51:46
did. I think he's good in that. You
51:48
are clearly the biggest Chris Klein fan
51:50
in the world. I think Chris Klein's
51:53
comedy career in its first wave was
51:55
pretty good. I think he has a
51:57
charming presence to him. Yeah. Give
52:00
you that yeah, there's there's something interesting
52:02
to him as a character type In
52:06
the right roles right where he is
52:08
so guileless He feels like
52:10
the type of guy you should hate this guy right here
52:13
what and Chris
52:16
Pines Instagram here's a picture of
52:19
him making what I guess you
52:21
would call a goofy face I Was
52:25
to get a laptop making a goofy
52:27
face the jerk would we call it
52:29
kind of the thing? I feel like
52:32
he seems guileless to this day Yeah,
52:34
guys right where it was like incredibly
52:36
like handsome corn fed sort of jockey
52:38
types where you're like god I fucking
52:40
hate this guy. This guy's probably such
52:42
an asshole. He's like hey, how's it
52:44
going? And you're like there's something disarming
52:46
about how nice and sort of
52:48
like clueless he seems to be There's
52:50
something very like puppy dog about him. He seems
52:52
lovely He's also in this room, you know, he
52:54
said he was 21 years old when
52:56
he made this movie He's like a group baby and
52:59
this is like he's like it was a hundred million
53:01
dollar project He's being directed by the director diehard and
53:03
predator I did my best the movie doesn't work who
53:05
wasn't for lack of effort on my part if
53:08
he's making an effort You don't really notice
53:10
it. But it's yes. He's it's
53:12
not really his quote-unquote fall No,
53:15
like election is kind of
53:17
famously Alexander Payne spotted
53:19
him when I think they were scouting the high
53:21
school and he's just brilliant in that but it's
53:23
like, you know You're like this like the natural
53:26
right? You're like, is this just the one Use
53:29
of this guy, right and then I think
53:31
the fact that he replicated a couple times
53:33
to lesser degrees He's terrible in American pie.
53:35
You keep acting like America. He's look I
53:37
think he's good in American pie one That's
53:39
in that is actually an opinion. You need
53:42
to think about you need to go and sit down and
53:44
think about it American okay,
53:46
so of the four the four boys
53:48
are him Jason Biggs Thomas Ian Nicholas
53:50
and Eddie K Thomas, right? Yes, cuz
53:52
stifflers kind of adjunct member. There's obviously
53:54
the biggest success of American price. Let's
53:56
set it in the first movie still
53:58
there's kind of a He's
54:00
an antagonist who slowly becomes a friend. Right,
54:02
and like any drinks come and runs into
54:05
a wall. You've seen American Pie. Yeah. Spoiler
54:08
for any of our listeners who haven't
54:10
seen American Pie, simpler drinks come and
54:12
walk into a wall. So if I'm
54:14
ranking the boys of American Pie, the
54:16
only thing I know is that Klein
54:18
is bottom. Finch, that's Eddie
54:20
K. Thomas, or is that Thomas the Iniculous? I
54:23
always pick those two up. Eddie K. Thomas is
54:25
Finch. He's the best. He's the best
54:27
one. He's the best one. Right. And then I
54:30
think Biggs is a comfy number two. And
54:32
I'm gonna... What, you think Klein over Thomas the
54:35
Iniculous? I'll give you that. What is blanket in
54:37
the world? Yeah, all right. You know what? All
54:39
right. Rookie of the Year goes bottom.
54:41
Because Klein in American Pie is the one of the group... Rookie
54:43
of the Year is the one that... He's
54:45
the one who tarot reads. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:48
Because his dilemmas are like... Biggs has no
54:50
girlfriend, masturbates into a sock, his dad won't
54:52
shut up about sex, he
54:54
fucks up pie. Yes. And
54:56
eventually he ends up with Valus and Hannigan.
54:59
Right. Right. In
55:01
the second move. But that's when they fall in love. He does
55:03
live in the third move. Klein is like the alpha jock
55:05
but no one wants to fuck him. I can't remember why.
55:08
What I kind of like about it. What's his
55:10
arc? Klein is like super jock football player
55:12
where you're like, why is he hanging out with these
55:15
nerds? But it's like he's such a
55:17
sweet guy, he doesn't think about social strata. He is
55:19
the one in the group who has had sex. No,
55:21
he hasn't. No, none of them have had sex. He
55:23
describes it like apple pie. The warm man. No, no,
55:25
he's talking about blow jobs when he says that. Griffin,
55:27
you clearly don't remember. Let's talk about blow jobs. Let's
55:29
talk about fingering. Whatever. Yes. He's
55:32
talking about sex sex. Stop fighting. He's talking about non- I wish I
55:34
had crap. He's talking about how the fuck I had no idea this
55:36
was going to come up. I rewatched this
55:38
movie like a year ago. In my memory, Chris
55:41
Klein has had sex and that's why. They're virgins! That's
55:43
the whole point of the movie. The point is that he
55:45
is not really part of it. At the end of the
55:47
movie, he is the one person who doesn't sleep with his
55:49
girlfriend. That is correct. What you are
55:51
construing here is that he is the one who actually
55:53
is like, I didn't do that. And
55:56
who cares? Like, that's what you're- I've always read that he has
55:58
had sex before and that's why Part of it
56:00
their whole pact is the four of them. They're all virgins.
56:02
Okay, we will Let's
56:05
start watching American pie right now. It's
56:07
going on the bracket talking any
56:10
K Thomas's Tara read Who's the
56:12
fourth? Oh and then no any K Thomas
56:14
sleeps with Jennifer Coolidge. Obviously the pretentious one
56:16
is mom. He's funny He's
56:18
got a flask. He's the best and then Thomas Ian
56:20
Nicholas is with Tara read, right? Like
56:24
you're just in a serious relationship like you're gonna have
56:26
a sec You don't need to be making any goofy
56:28
packs like the whole thing is that he's a jock
56:30
He's trying to make himself seem like more of a
56:32
nerd because mean a Savari is not into him Right,
56:34
so he has to join the chorus Right.
56:37
He sings. Yeah He's
56:46
I think we might also be right for
56:48
an American pie reboot. Yeah, we start from
56:50
the bottom and we are in us I
56:54
Guys we're a bunch of dudes that are
56:57
30s. Let's lose our virginity. I Will
57:00
never forget Spike Lee being like the guy
57:02
sticks his dick in a pie. That's a
57:04
movie like like some like interview The
57:07
other thing with that movie, this is why Thomas
57:09
Ian Nicholas's character one to be clear this almost
57:11
directed by blank checks Chris
57:14
white Chris white. Yeah, but I can
57:17
remember the other characters names. I can't even remember Thomas
57:19
Ian Nichols character Here
57:21
Oz Oz It's
57:23
William Jim, of course you have gypsies
57:25
that of course And
57:29
I forget what the other guys like the Sherman
57:32
aider Nadiya
57:35
nadiya. I'm happy to tell you
57:37
that Thomas Ian Nichols is characters
57:39
called Kevin. Oh What
57:42
a guy it's a clear case like caddy
57:44
shack where he was supposed to be the
57:46
lead of the movie He's the
57:48
normal guy Yeah,
57:53
and the whole thing
57:55
is that Casey F like hands him the book of love Casey
58:00
Affleck plays Kevin's brother who says
58:02
there's a book that I've hidden
58:04
that has all the secrets about
58:06
I have sex and the
58:08
second movie they call up Casey Affleck again in
58:10
Casey Affleck's like the secret is in the summer
58:12
After your first year of college. You have to
58:15
rent a house with Stifflin The
58:18
secret is your contract said you were obligated
58:20
to do this in an expanded role. He's
58:22
now second bill. Oh Boy,
58:26
he's clearly supposed to be like the audience
58:28
surrogate central meeting man normal guy Sure rookie
58:30
beer right and then everyone else pops in
58:32
that movie where he's just kind of the
58:34
boring guy in the movie and then They
58:36
don't bring Klein back for American wedding, which
58:38
I think is a combination of he had
58:41
gotten too big while also bombing He
58:44
was not worth the amount of money. It would have
58:46
cost to have him play the fourth guy When
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also he was on a bad run What
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a great noise Boy
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hello, really David, you're not gonna say anything What
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am I supposed to say? How healthy? Oh
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you're glowing Well,
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it took a while to get that out of
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you. Why do you look so
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healthy? Why am I glowing green? Yes
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Bright green. I'll tell you why yeah, it's
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because of the healthiest thing I do every
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day and I want you on this journey with
59:21
me David, which is the journey. Here's the journey I
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wake up We're
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cutting past the part where I hit my snooze button
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15 times, okay, I wake up Okay
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I'm drinking field of green. Oh, it's the healthiest
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thing you do every day. It is what I
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said All
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right, let's completely improve my life David.
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It's nutrition the way that nature intended
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It gives me more energy throughout the
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day scummy sleeping better throughout the night
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knows I need help in that
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yeah feels better feel better and healthier overall
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are some of the choices there's the original?
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if you like to live on the edge Charge
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let me make it clear that original and raw
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are two different things insight
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they've got lots of different options Each
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it's not wrong David Look
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that instead of clearing your throat various times by
1:01:51
mimicking pouring water Maybe that's a spoiler for what's
1:01:53
coming and next ad read, but just quickly
1:01:55
if you don't mind, let me just do something We
1:02:06
should also shout out that of course this film has
1:02:08
L. Cool J in it. It does. Much
1:02:10
like Ice Cube who I was just
1:02:12
being mean about but is kind of similar to LL
1:02:15
Cool J where you're like, they're always
1:02:17
going to be fine. Those guys sort
1:02:19
of know how to behave somewhat charismatic.
1:02:21
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like Cool J is
1:02:23
always compelling. Like they don't usually get
1:02:25
much to do in any of these
1:02:27
movies. Like the rappers turned actors of
1:02:29
the 90s like but you know, but
1:02:31
like they're fine. Yeah.
1:02:33
Now he has nothing to do
1:02:35
with this film. Like really he's basically a come
1:02:38
to rollerball after this his work is done. I
1:02:40
was watching it assuming the twist was going to
1:02:42
be that he was in on it. Right.
1:02:45
Yeah. And he was setting Chris Clamp
1:02:47
for the fall and instead halfway through he's like, hey man
1:02:49
I got a heart out on this project. You the guy
1:02:51
who kind of. Can you help me in the tape so
1:02:53
I can move on to another line what's happening throughout. He's
1:02:56
like hey man. Have you noticed that
1:02:58
something's going on? But
1:03:01
also you look like those numbers go up
1:03:03
when we get punched. I cannot like I
1:03:05
just want to restate this movie opens with
1:03:07
extended street looging sequence that this article
1:03:10
I read said was much longer than the
1:03:12
original R rated cut cops are chasing him
1:03:14
you think they're going to swarm around him.
1:03:16
LL Cool J pulls up in a luxury
1:03:18
sports car opens the door. He's like hey
1:03:20
man get in pulls him in you're
1:03:22
like who is this guy? He's like hey man
1:03:24
I'm pitching it to you one last time you
1:03:26
should do a rollerball. He's like I don't know.
1:03:28
I don't know if I want to do rollerball.
1:03:31
He's like please do rollerball hard cut to Kazakhstan.
1:03:33
They're both playing rollerball. This all happens within like
1:03:35
five minutes where this movie isn't. This is
1:03:37
the other thing you imagine the part of
1:03:39
the setup in both versions that I said
1:03:41
the one where it's like this guy lives
1:03:43
for the edge. You want to do
1:03:45
the most dangerous sport in the world or the one where he wants
1:03:48
to make the NHL and it's like dude you're not going to
1:03:50
cut it. Your only option is to
1:03:52
play rollerball. In both cases you
1:03:54
imagine that scene starts with like hey
1:03:56
man I heard about something. It's
1:03:58
a little underground. It's a little underground. Sure, Yeah, yeah,
1:04:00
right right. You're not supposed to talk about
1:04:02
it, but right. And instead he's pitching. It's
1:04:05
a him like it's pickle ball. Yes,
1:04:07
You read this thing is on the verge of
1:04:10
breaking out. Probable I pitched to five times. a
1:04:12
you can accept at this time will yes I
1:04:14
guess I will. Dermis Lambeau. Yeah. It's
1:04:17
an era of people being like critically
1:04:19
plus up with Broward. a little bit
1:04:21
like the Tv road bike Tv version
1:04:23
yes exactly what the fuck is Lamboy
1:04:25
but was basketball with trampolines and sang
1:04:28
a paint. Okay, Yeah,
1:04:30
it did. Don't for stage was shit like
1:04:32
five. If you are super five seconds you
1:04:34
are like they've invented the perfect score. A
1:04:36
bit after five worse I give you a
1:04:38
job is done lots of the same. sort
1:04:40
of like roller gang could add a similar
1:04:42
arts and seven fraternity. or ever like Sfl
1:04:44
with the same thing where you were like
1:04:46
love this sounds like it could be really
1:04:48
cool and then ten minutes and it's Jack
1:04:50
Donaghy standing behind a monitor going shut It
1:04:52
down. The thing where you think it's a
1:04:54
good pitch in the second you watch it
1:04:56
actually happened when all the money's been spent.
1:04:58
Your like I. Failed to recognize the fatal
1:05:00
flaw if all of the floor a
1:05:03
sample his know wouldn't want. That
1:05:07
would set off a for it's just a
1:05:09
horse see a movie get out there six
1:05:11
Total dream but ah on the floor but
1:05:13
it's true that was restarted of it's Her
1:05:15
believes it's you know they be Was a
1:05:17
little bit of control of their bodies but
1:05:19
I don't bring up in the air with
1:05:21
another reason why Two Thousand Two is like
1:05:24
the perfect time for rollerball. Reason is this
1:05:26
era where everyone's like. It's been awhile since
1:05:28
there was a new sports. And the
1:05:30
future of sports is exploring extremists.
1:05:33
Were. You in extreme sports guy in the
1:05:35
oil thousand I was a x the he
1:05:37
gives viewers I was there. You. Know
1:05:39
you tell your heart I air yeah did
1:05:42
you ever do any that stuff is of
1:05:44
no no no same. No no,
1:05:46
I might vote no majority. hawk. I love
1:05:48
my bones. Or
1:05:51
third phone so I don't want a grip
1:05:53
on Sunday but it's dry them. Again
1:05:55
in his opening scene. yeah. I. Had
1:05:57
a brief vision of I. so I
1:05:59
did. I have no memory of the
1:06:01
movie from when I owned it and
1:06:04
I started just it's a bit off this because I
1:06:06
should have asked this question earlier Yes, you bought it
1:06:08
rather than rented it because of the R rated thing
1:06:10
which I felt prey to a bunch to you're the
1:06:12
right age You see there's an R rated cut of
1:06:14
a move by unrated cut you go. I'm probably
1:06:17
gonna see boobs, right? It's probably a grocery
1:06:19
store, you know, like yeah, things on the
1:06:21
character. So an error I mean, this is
1:06:23
why DVDs exploded is like they went way
1:06:26
down in price really quickly Where
1:06:28
suddenly it was worth it to just own
1:06:30
40 DVDs. Yes, but wait So
1:06:33
you have no memory. This is my follow-up question
1:06:35
Did you watch it a lot or did you watch
1:06:37
it one time and then go like now I shouldn't
1:06:39
have bought that put it on I think I watched
1:06:41
it once and just okay was like that wasn't my
1:06:44
favorite. Yeah Yeah, you had
1:06:46
14 year old. Yeah. Yeah. No, I have
1:06:48
definitely not seen it since well But
1:06:50
in watching that opening scene I was
1:06:53
like is this movie about to be good
1:06:55
and also is this movie about to be?
1:06:58
Fast and furious because I could
1:07:01
see a version of this movie where you slow
1:07:03
play it much more Yeah, you start with kind
1:07:05
of a a you know Indie
1:07:08
drama about this street long border
1:07:10
lonely falls into this world then
1:07:12
then we're cooking with get has
1:07:14
yet But they they really they
1:07:17
went for like fast five But in
1:07:19
the 20th minute of the first movie,
1:07:21
I mean this is jumping way ahead.
1:07:23
Oh Oh, no.
1:07:25
Well, we're gonna ruin the Really
1:07:28
stiff midsection of the film. This
1:07:30
was a movie that among other
1:07:32
legal issues Led
1:07:34
to a lawsuit between studios because they
1:07:36
tried to advertise it as from the
1:07:38
filmmakers that brought you fast and the
1:07:40
furious After this movie was pushed back.
1:07:43
It ended up coming out the year after fast and
1:07:45
furious even though it was Connected
1:07:47
to the fast and furious John
1:07:49
there wrote rollerball but only served
1:07:51
as an executive producer on fast
1:07:54
and furious in Response
1:07:56
to the ads Universal sued MGM and
1:07:58
federal court calling for reasons restraining order
1:08:00
that would remove the ads from
1:08:02
circulation. Relax guys. Come on, who
1:08:04
cares? But they were so badly
1:08:06
trying to make people think. Hey, it makes sense.
1:08:09
A movie that's made in a silo separate from
1:08:11
Fast and Furious, but after Fast and Furious, they're
1:08:13
like, this is the way people want the story
1:08:15
told. Now, this is my
1:08:17
second trailer-based lawsuit film covered
1:08:21
on blank check. And
1:08:23
that taste did finally settle? Yesterday?
1:08:26
We've done the episode.
1:08:29
I think the resolution was the judges like, go away.
1:08:31
Get our infamous heads, get their justice. Because
1:08:36
as I said, I've always been very pro the entity
1:08:39
army. Of
1:08:41
course, you don't want them on your bad side. Those
1:08:43
guys will sue you into oblivion. Yeah. Quote,
1:08:46
a self-inflicted injury. Judge
1:08:50
dismisses lawsuit claiming yesterday trailer tricked
1:08:52
on a dolomisense. A self-inflicted injury.
1:08:54
That's cold. He has thrown out
1:08:56
the five million dollar lawsuit. Right.
1:08:58
And now they tweet about him
1:09:00
every day and they're going to
1:09:02
like, you know, swat his house
1:09:04
or whatever. OK, we
1:09:06
should also mention this film features Rebecca
1:09:08
Romaine, who coming off of
1:09:10
X-Men, where she played Mystique and had
1:09:13
delivered one line. But is,
1:09:15
in my opinion, good in X-Men? I agree.
1:09:17
And it's very good in X-Two, where they
1:09:19
actually give her shit to do. I think
1:09:21
she's great in both of those movies. I
1:09:23
think she's better than Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique,
1:09:25
at least. I would agree with that. Like
1:09:27
Jennifer Lawrence is fine as like the hero.
1:09:29
Yes. Right. Well, they just morph that character
1:09:31
into such a weird thing in order to
1:09:33
suit the fact that they had America's biggest
1:09:35
movie star playing that role. Off of that,
1:09:38
she got Rollerball and Femme Fatale. Now
1:09:40
Femme Fatale is actually an awesome movie and
1:09:42
she's really good in it. But flopped really
1:09:44
hard. Big flop. This film is not awesome
1:09:46
and she's not as good in it, I
1:09:48
would say. Again, a tough
1:09:50
role. Tough role. Tough role. In
1:09:53
2002, I like all
1:09:55
four of these people, right? And my...
1:09:57
Sure. You mean including the John
1:09:59
Renown. Yeah, yeah in 2002. I'm like I
1:10:01
have seen all of these people in movies recently
1:10:04
where I enjoyed them I think that's also probably
1:10:06
why I bought it. I was like I love
1:10:08
LL Cool J I like Rebecca
1:10:10
reminds day, you know, I like you know, and then
1:10:12
yeah, I just I remember being I think you were
1:10:14
saying this David I remember being very excited for this
1:10:16
movie when it came out even though the buzz around
1:10:19
it was so bad I was excited
1:10:21
too because I was like that's a can't
1:10:23
miss I was like even the junkiest
1:10:25
version of this movie I will find entertaining And
1:10:27
I was also like, you know, what's a great
1:10:29
title rollerball? What's better than that? I like all
1:10:31
four of these people and other shit I don't
1:10:33
think I cared about that but I was just
1:10:35
kind of like John Mecurnan's remaking rollerball How bad
1:10:38
could it be and then the reviews were so
1:10:40
toxic that I was like I shouldn't go I
1:10:42
actually you've talked me out of it So I
1:10:45
probably was into this cast on paper you take
1:10:47
half a step back and you're like those four
1:10:49
people in the same movie Is not gonna work.
1:10:52
That's a bad combination Let me
1:10:55
now read from the dossier for a little bit
1:10:57
about the production of the film. Okay number one
1:10:59
calm. No, I'm Mecurnan Mecurnan's
1:11:01
first thing as it's coming out as he says
1:11:03
the film is decapitated the third act was supposed
1:11:05
to be Spartacus Yeah, they didn't let me shoot
1:11:07
They didn't let me shoot a big banding because
1:11:09
they you know at the end of the film
1:11:12
the uprising in this film is basically Just like
1:11:14
he roller skates into John Reynolds office and shoots
1:11:16
him right the end Which
1:11:19
just Cuz
1:11:24
in the original film that's what happens like the
1:11:27
whole point is That the
1:11:29
powers the beer like James Khan's getting too famous.
1:11:31
He'll will be able to control the audience, right?
1:11:33
We got to take him out Mecurnan
1:11:36
in 2023 Griffin, so
1:11:38
still doing interviews about this movie says
1:11:41
like Ford versus Ferrari, right?
1:11:43
I thought the movie that that's what
1:11:45
I wanted to do a movie,
1:11:47
you know a movie that's about racing
1:11:49
But it's really about business and about
1:11:51
the movie business, right and like about
1:11:53
this in our Ferrari episode But like
1:11:55
that that movie is this incredibly durable
1:11:57
metaphor for like being a filmmaker studio
1:12:00
system trying to
1:12:03
make above-average entertainment.
1:12:05
What's the line here? He says, a
1:12:07
film director is like the racing driver. He isn't the
1:12:09
one who makes the engine work or makes the car
1:12:11
go fast. It's a whole team of other people. But
1:12:13
somewhere in there, you need this madman who will try
1:12:16
to control the whole machine. It's something they say in
1:12:18
the movie several times every now and then, the driver
1:12:20
just doesn't make it out. You wish he
1:12:22
could. I'm pro a movie
1:12:24
like that. That's not present in this
1:12:26
film. Would you agree? I would agree.
1:12:30
But every now and then, the baller doesn't make
1:12:32
it out. But like you could apply that. Zach
1:12:34
has already identified the extent to which that's in
1:12:36
that film, which is there's a scream that has
1:12:38
a number on it. That's the only way
1:12:41
this film weighs in on it. And at
1:12:43
the end, Chris Klein rollerballs into Jon Renau's
1:12:45
face. And the
1:12:48
Vida enters his face. Yes. Yep. To
1:12:51
just jump to outcome stuff before we get
1:12:53
into the plot of the film, as it
1:12:55
were. We said, you
1:12:57
know, Harry Knowles reads the script is
1:12:59
like thumbs up. This is fucking good.
1:13:01
I'm excited. He's also like, it's McTiernan.
1:13:03
Yeah. This will probably with
1:13:05
this script in McTiernan, this should work. Right.
1:13:08
They fly Harry Knowles out to a test screening.
1:13:10
This is the era where the studios are trying
1:13:12
to court him knowing
1:13:15
that like, if he doesn't like
1:13:17
it, he's going to write about it. But
1:13:19
the other thing in this era is like,
1:13:21
Sony flies him out for the Godzilla premiere
1:13:23
at mass in Square Garden. And
1:13:26
he's like, this movie rules. It was the best
1:13:28
night of my life. The things that triumph the
1:13:30
audience was losing their minds. Then the movie
1:13:32
comes out, people dislike it. A
1:13:34
week or two later, he goes pays to go
1:13:36
see it at a mall, writes a second review,
1:13:39
and is like, I was wrong. The studio kind
1:13:41
of like buttered me up. They got
1:13:43
me in the spirit of the thing. I was
1:13:45
swayed. So Harry Knowles already in this zone where
1:13:47
the studios are like, we might
1:13:49
be able to curry favor with him enough that
1:13:52
he'll give us an easy pass on anything. And
1:13:54
his audience is starting to question
1:13:57
his reliability. They fly him out to give him
1:14:00
VIP treatment. I think they put him up at a
1:14:02
nice hotel. He writes about all this shit in his
1:14:04
piece because he's a great journalist And
1:14:06
then he's like this movie sucks so fucking
1:14:08
hard I sat next to McTiernan and everyone
1:14:10
was nice to me. They paid my travel.
1:14:12
This thing is dog shit This movie has
1:14:14
two good things going for it. It has
1:14:16
tits and blood Everything else
1:14:18
in it is a fucking disaster and
1:14:20
MGM's responses. We should cut the tits
1:14:22
and the blood out He's
1:14:25
just doomed this movie with his negative review
1:14:27
We should make it a PG-13 so
1:14:29
it at least can appeal to younger children So
1:14:32
they immediately say like this review doesn't even
1:14:34
apply anymore Yeah you can't even and then we
1:14:36
can sell the R rated DVD to Zach
1:14:38
at a Supermarket a year from
1:14:40
now and make the money back called it
1:14:42
the worst conceived series of nonsense collection ever
1:14:45
seen McTiernan it is
1:14:47
so funny to imagine McTiernan
1:14:49
this like grizzled grumpy Juilliard
1:14:51
graduate Seeing next to fucking
1:14:53
Harry Knowles like at the height
1:14:55
of his little nerd king, you know Like
1:14:57
like what do you think and knowles is
1:14:59
like, you know, like what
1:15:01
a weird moment in pop culture now
1:15:05
Internally clear Harry Knowles is like a
1:15:07
bad dude. Like yes As
1:15:09
much has been written about With
1:15:12
bad taste cool. That's also a bad
1:15:15
writer But this because he's so
1:15:17
in the crosshairs and this is also I think
1:15:19
around this time Revolution Studios
1:15:21
announces like a three-picture development deal
1:15:24
with Harry Knowles That was
1:15:26
the first time a studio was like, well, why
1:15:28
don't you like you consult on other films? Why
1:15:30
don't we let you develop your own projects because
1:15:32
you seem to know what Hollywood should be doing
1:15:34
and the thought was oh They're paying him and
1:15:36
now he's not gonna give any revolution movie a
1:15:38
bad review. So his like Honesty
1:15:40
is very much in question. And when
1:15:42
he attacks this movie McTiernan
1:15:45
the studio all say like he's doing
1:15:47
this just to prove that he can't
1:15:49
be bought. He doesn't actually hate it
1:15:52
We think this movie tries to do the double
1:15:54
negative and it's you know, you made a shitty
1:15:56
movie the other sign Obviously apart
1:15:58
from the fact that yes, they really recut it to
1:16:00
get a PG-13, they delayed the release, all
1:16:02
this stuff, is that there
1:16:05
was this issue, and we can discuss this
1:16:07
more on our basic episode as well, that
1:16:10
McTernan hired private investigator Anthony Palakano
1:16:12
to conduct an illegal wiretap on
1:16:14
the producer of the film. Yes.
1:16:18
So that's simply a sign of like behind
1:16:20
the scenes drama. There's a little bit of
1:16:22
an interesting narrative. One could argue more interesting
1:16:24
than the film itself, where he was convinced
1:16:26
that the big corporate powers of the entertainment
1:16:28
industry were trying to ruin his movie. But
1:16:30
I think you have to factor that in
1:16:33
when you watch, that's the meta movie. It
1:16:35
is. When you watch the movie,
1:16:37
you know, he was just on theme about corporate
1:16:39
power. We've got to get inside
1:16:41
every fucking tunnel. They're
1:16:44
all, they're trying to mess with me. The
1:16:46
numbers go up and down, am I right?
1:16:48
This is the movie that happened on. It's
1:16:51
so crazy. I mean, we there's
1:16:54
this big conversation between Palakano
1:16:56
and McTernan, that is what brings McTernan down,
1:16:58
correct? Like there's some wiretap. There's like a
1:17:01
20 minute phone call that I believe they
1:17:03
played in its entirety in court. By
1:17:06
the way, we're doing an entire Patreon episode
1:17:08
on Palakano. We're doing an episode on Sin
1:17:10
Eater, the Crimes of Anthony Palakano, the documentary.
1:17:12
And that will be the episode because we're
1:17:14
obviously touching upon it here. We'll touch upon
1:17:16
it on basic. It's too big a story
1:17:19
to fit into episodes on the movies themselves.
1:17:21
Especially when we have to talk about Rollerball.
1:17:23
We have to talk about Rollerball. So
1:17:25
you got to go into enemy
1:17:27
territory, then up through the tunnel.
1:17:30
Yeah. Then down.
1:17:32
Yeah. Then around
1:17:34
again. And then you throw the ball into the gong
1:17:36
thing. And I remember he specifically says you have to
1:17:38
throw it hard enough that it sets off the pyrotechnic.
1:17:41
You got to make sparks. Never an issue. Then
1:17:43
no one ever just like lightly touches it and doesn't score.
1:17:46
You can't just go like this. You got
1:17:48
to go, whoa. We wouldn't know if you
1:17:50
could. It's a hard cut from LL Cool
1:17:52
J going, come on man, do a little
1:17:54
Rollerball and Chris Klein going fine to Kazakhstan,
1:17:57
Chris Klein in the ring. I
1:17:59
don't know if he's been. playing for five years
1:18:01
if this is his third game, but
1:18:03
he seems to already be a superstar. The
1:18:06
thing is about 40 minutes later, he's
1:18:08
called the most famous role baller ever.
1:18:10
So when they try to immediately like
1:18:13
set up like, you know, this long
1:18:15
standing rivalry he has with evil scarface
1:18:17
lady, everyone thinks they hate each other.
1:18:19
I'm like, I'm not getting any of
1:18:21
this, but he
1:18:24
within the first game you see him play
1:18:27
his friend. What's his friend's name again? Toba.
1:18:30
Toba. His friend's helmet
1:18:32
comes off and while he's
1:18:34
scrambling looking for his helmet trying to get
1:18:36
it back on, he's like fucking
1:18:38
murked. He gets, he
1:18:40
gets a ball to that dome. Basically.
1:18:42
Why was Toba on the team? Toba
1:18:45
seems bad at rollerball. We are already
1:18:47
in trouble here. I feel like I
1:18:49
know, like I don't even know what
1:18:51
little positions are like roller skates
1:18:54
or motorcycle. Right? Like
1:18:56
if you know a little bit about murder, a little derby. There's,
1:19:00
you know, yes, exactly. So I think
1:19:02
he's playing that type of position like
1:19:04
he couldn't barely skate. Correct. That
1:19:07
is the problem with Toba. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:19:11
Pretty big too. As soon as his
1:19:13
helmet came off, he started doing almost
1:19:15
like, you know, in, in like
1:19:18
paid ads where someone shows that you
1:19:20
can't use a thing. Yes. Like
1:19:22
it was like he was paid to prove that
1:19:25
roller skating is impossible. You and he gets exactly.
1:19:28
Like the arm goes around. Covered
1:19:30
in orange. Let's be
1:19:32
generous here. Toba is, I think, fine athlete.
1:19:34
He just has one Achilles heel, which is
1:19:37
being terrible at rollerball. It's his
1:19:39
only problem. It's like when there's the NBA
1:19:41
draft and they're like, this guy has got
1:19:43
the whole package. Can't dribble. He can't dribble?
1:19:45
Is Toba going to teach him? Yeah.
1:19:48
He's fucking 20 years old. He's
1:19:51
got, you know, explosiveness. Can't dribble.
1:19:53
Can't shoot. Yeah. He
1:19:56
has not heard of basketball. He's
1:19:58
a bruiser. Like, you know. We've got all
1:20:00
the tools. Like, I guess that's totally- The
1:20:03
only thing we see him do is lose
1:20:05
a fight. Yeah, that's true. I mean, he
1:20:07
gets sucker-smacked, but like- The object
1:20:09
of the game is to throw the ball at
1:20:12
the gong. Yes. But
1:20:14
if they get the ball through the tuba,
1:20:16
but they're two tubas? No, you have to-
1:20:18
you have to go through that to be
1:20:20
like in scoring mode. Okay. If
1:20:22
that makes sense. That's like the Super Mario star.
1:20:25
I don't know how- That makes you powerful enough to score.
1:20:27
Right. And that's why it keeps track
1:20:29
of that on like television. Yeah. Because
1:20:31
like in Roller Derby, the Jammer has a star
1:20:33
on their helmet. And so you're like, that's the
1:20:35
Jammer. I get it. Like, that's
1:20:37
the one. But in this, it's
1:20:40
chaos. Like, and they also
1:20:42
like- they kind of have uniforms, but they're
1:20:44
all basically just like in black leather and
1:20:46
red plastic. These sequences are incoherent
1:20:49
visually. Which I love. I
1:20:52
kind of love. I'm new. I'm not kidding. I
1:20:55
love. No, because- Because the characters are
1:20:57
incredible. Yeah. You have your-
1:20:59
every team has seems to have some sort
1:21:01
of mask costume character. Yeah. Like
1:21:03
total. Person. And
1:21:05
once he said the rules are in Russian,
1:21:07
we're not going to get into it. I was like,
1:21:09
oh, okay. So I'm not supposed to understand this. I'm
1:21:11
just like- You are correct. Cool. Motorcycles.
1:21:14
And there was one point where someone picked up their
1:21:17
friend and used them to knock a guy off a
1:21:19
motorcycle. That stuff I was into. If
1:21:21
I were- We're like- We're
1:21:23
an extra. A background actor on the
1:21:25
production of Rollerball and I was playing
1:21:27
an audience member in
1:21:29
the stands of the Rollerball Arena. Yeah.
1:21:32
And I was watching all of this play out. I
1:21:34
think I would be entertained. I'm not even
1:21:36
saying in the world of the movie. I'm
1:21:39
saying if I were watching these stunt performers
1:21:41
do these routines from my own views. Sure.
1:21:43
I think I would be entertained. When I
1:21:46
tried to argue for
1:21:48
the strength of John McTiernan at his best
1:21:50
as a filmmaker, what made him such a
1:21:53
transcendent action filmmaker, I felt the two things
1:21:55
that everyone goes to are unbelievable
1:21:57
sense of visual geography. Yeah. Action
1:22:00
sequences are so coherent, yeah. An incredible
1:22:02
juggling of ensemble cast, right? Where you
1:22:04
have like Predator in the jungle and
1:22:07
you're constantly keeping track of where everyone
1:22:09
is in relation to every tree. Or
1:22:12
Die Hard, which is dealing with multiple
1:22:14
floors of a building and the circuses
1:22:16
of people outside on the street and
1:22:18
the cops and the helicopter. You constantly
1:22:21
know where everyone is, you're constantly keeping
1:22:23
track of what everyone's doing, and then
1:22:25
you're just like on paper, yes. John
1:22:27
McTuren doing rollerball sequences should be unbelievable.
1:22:30
This is the 75 roller ball arena. It
1:22:32
almost all plays out in Master Shop. That
1:22:34
looks good. That's too easy. To
1:22:37
be clear, it's a circle. It looks
1:22:39
like a roller derby. Here is
1:22:41
the fucking rollerball court. Yeah. But
1:22:43
like Zach, I agree with you, where like
1:22:46
I like the WWE being like funneled into
1:22:48
this. I like the costumes, I like the
1:22:50
personas, I like the music. I love more
1:22:52
of that. I wanted more of like who
1:22:54
are the costume guys. I literally would have
1:22:57
enjoyed a two hour feed of
1:22:59
a roller ball game with no plot. You're
1:23:02
sitting next to John Renau. He
1:23:04
can occasionally basically tell you stuff. But once the
1:23:07
plot kicked in is when I started to be
1:23:09
like, huh, but beyond me not understanding
1:23:11
the rules of the game and the
1:23:13
universe of the movie, I think the
1:23:15
way this is shot and edited, I
1:23:17
cannot figure out what is happening in
1:23:19
any single frame of this. Oh yeah.
1:23:22
It does not at any point seem like the
1:23:24
teammates are working together. They're
1:23:27
all sort of cool days
1:23:29
just on a motorcycle. Chris
1:23:31
Klein gets the ball throws it at the thing, but yeah,
1:23:33
I don't see how anyone's helping him really. No, I
1:23:36
don't see how the motorcycles are riding around
1:23:38
each other and not crashing into each other. Well,
1:23:40
it's such a tiny little ring. It's
1:23:43
very small. They're very talented actually. Both
1:23:45
of these, that's what it is. Also
1:23:47
have the plot twist of like, and
1:23:49
now they're like no rules and the referee.
1:23:51
And I'm like, there were rules before? There
1:23:54
was a ref? Like, sorry, what? They
1:23:57
undercut that moment by having no coherent
1:23:59
rules. Look now it's anything
1:24:01
goes that it seems to be anything goes
1:24:03
from minutes zero in this movie spatially incoherent
1:24:05
when it mostly takes Place in a circle
1:24:08
in a small circle.
1:24:10
Yes Well, that's
1:24:12
the beauty of the ball You
1:24:15
know what that's the beauty of the ball you
1:24:17
got to get your ass the Kazakh state You
1:24:19
haven't seen rollerball until you've been there you gotta
1:24:21
be there You know you've been there with like
1:24:23
a shift from the mind Right some kind of
1:24:25
like aluminum tycoon is next to you lighting cigars
1:24:28
with a hundred dollar bill Yeah, halls great. They
1:24:30
got a fuku Yeah,
1:24:32
right nuts the other thing they really upgraded
1:24:34
on that front. They got a shake. They
1:24:36
have a shake shack The
1:24:38
film it's these four people we've mentioned with
1:24:40
you John Renau. Obviously is the evil bond
1:24:43
villain parents ever
1:24:45
put Naveen Andrews coming off of
1:24:47
the English patient and such is
1:24:49
his like smarmy assistant I'm
1:24:53
always in favor of him. I always like
1:24:55
him, but I'm watching this movie take down
1:24:58
people I usually find entertaining left and right
1:25:01
and the V in every time it comes
1:25:03
on screen I'm like I'm watching a vaguely
1:25:05
legitimate movie for these 15 seconds. He has
1:25:07
a clear like type to play Yeah, you
1:25:09
know like yeah, he is playing his
1:25:11
role so well It is not complicated, but at
1:25:13
the end when he gives his like well,
1:25:16
you don't attack the head you always have to take there
1:25:18
I'm like, yeah, this is like the shitty version of this
1:25:20
movie. I wanted to see when I was 13 Sure,
1:25:23
so we easily aid the grimo
1:25:25
worm tongue to genre
1:25:27
knows Jacqueline businessman or whatever
1:25:29
his name is Everyone
1:25:31
else in the film is basically
1:25:34
like a stuntman a you know
1:25:36
Hungarian kickboxer there's
1:25:39
Andrew Brinyarski.
1:25:41
Oh is one of the
1:25:43
big dudes who of course played leather face and In
1:25:47
the Texas Chainsaw remakes and Zangief in the
1:25:49
Street Fighter and the original Street Fighter Of
1:25:51
course is the man who said cancer is
1:25:53
worse than haters suck my nuts Yeah,
1:25:56
we we you've literally in the higher learning
1:25:58
episode. He got in a few with
1:26:00
the original Leatherface kind of hard. Over
1:26:02
whether cancer was worse than haters or
1:26:05
not? I guess, it
1:26:07
was, oh, sorry, it was when Gunnar
1:26:09
Hansen, the original Leatherface, died of cancer,
1:26:12
he said boo. Boo? Okay.
1:26:16
And when a fan yelled at him, he was
1:26:18
like, could give zero fucks, suck his dead nuts.
1:26:21
Okay. Well, he basically- And he was
1:26:24
mad because they had feuded, I guess, I see.
1:26:26
I believe the background was that he
1:26:28
was still taking pot shots at Gunnar
1:26:30
and Elkin after he died. And then
1:26:32
earlier I said, I agree. I
1:26:37
think his defense was, why are you getting
1:26:39
mad at me? Cancer is worse than haters.
1:26:41
Okay, okay. Right, which was maybe right on
1:26:43
the front. But he
1:26:45
was maybe wrong. And then you do have Paul
1:26:47
Heyman, who is a well-known WWE
1:26:50
figure. I feel like one of the
1:26:52
most beloved managers in the history of-
1:26:54
And probably the best cast role in the
1:26:56
film. Yeah, it's great. And he did
1:26:58
right there. Yes. And
1:27:01
that's an important job. Yeah. Now- He
1:27:04
maybe has the most dialogue of anyone in the movie.
1:27:06
Now, could he have done a better job explaining what
1:27:08
was going on? Maybe. But that's on the third. I
1:27:10
don't know. Not on the performer. Yeah. You've
1:27:13
also got Janet Wright, who's a British
1:27:15
actress as Coach Olga, who's ever
1:27:18
present in the film. I never really even knew if
1:27:20
she was Chris Klein's coach or not. No, couldn't figure
1:27:22
it out. But she's always there. Yes. Going
1:27:25
like, ah! Yeah, a couple kind of
1:27:27
vocalizations. A lot of that.
1:27:30
Now, we haven't talked about- So, they do rollerball
1:27:32
for a bit, and then they start to realize,
1:27:34
huh, some of these accidents seem to be staged
1:27:36
or whatever. I did while watching the movie. I
1:27:38
kept turning to my wife and saying, I think
1:27:41
something's afoot. Because there were so many- You
1:27:43
made your wife watch this. No, okay. She was
1:27:45
into it. And for the first 30 minutes, we
1:27:47
were both like, this is kind of fun. And
1:27:49
we had looked it up and been like, oh,
1:27:51
this is one of the worst reviewed movies ever.
1:27:54
And we were both like, I don't know, we're enjoying it.
1:27:56
And then she did not finish it. My wife was begging
1:27:58
me to watch Rollerball. I didn't even want- to watch
1:28:00
it she signed up then there is
1:28:02
a sequence where they
1:28:04
decide a Aurora Rebecca
1:28:07
remains character like the most kills sure I want to
1:28:09
go to both fucks are
1:28:12
you backtracking we're forward tracking because they would
1:28:15
they fucking review the tape and I realized
1:28:17
the cameras were already in place someone
1:28:19
cut his strap on his helmet the death
1:28:21
was orchestrated to boost the ratings to make
1:28:23
it go from a 20 to a 20
1:28:25
we know he dies or I delete wheels
1:28:28
off in a bloody math yeah not with
1:28:30
them for the rest of the season doesn't
1:28:32
come back going I feel great
1:28:34
yeah they they decide they
1:28:36
need to flee the country the sequence
1:28:38
plays out in night
1:28:40
this is one of the more baffling sections of
1:28:42
all of cool days like I know I staked
1:28:45
our friendship on you coming and playing rollerball with
1:28:47
me but we gotta stop playing rollerball right now
1:28:49
so I was not prepared I
1:28:51
had not seen this film switch the lights
1:28:53
off for this part of the podcast yeah
1:28:55
let's do night vision record let's also say
1:28:57
that at this point we've also had Chris
1:28:59
Klein goes into you see like
1:29:01
a very kind of Starship Troopers RoboCop
1:29:03
for a hovin ask oh the
1:29:06
men and women share the locker rooms and
1:29:08
there's casual nudity right as we're saying in
1:29:10
the star-rated version of Starship Troopers vibe and
1:29:12
then he goes into like the back room
1:29:14
where fucking Rebecca
1:29:16
Romain is pump an iron shirtless sure we're
1:29:18
just talking about the boobs okay yes they've
1:29:20
been trying to set up that they're like
1:29:22
rivals within the league and then he comes
1:29:24
up behind her they immediately start doing it
1:29:26
in a steam room they do do it
1:29:28
in the steam room and he's like you
1:29:30
got to get me to a bed sometime
1:29:32
yeah she's like all in good time I'm
1:29:34
French they also earlier
1:29:38
they set up another character on the team
1:29:40
was like hey I want to hook up
1:29:42
with her and Chris Klein was like I
1:29:45
think she's playing for the other team right
1:29:47
because they're hiding their relationship for some reason
1:29:49
I don't know there's also a
1:29:52
story right yeah that in the green sport
1:29:55
of there's like a Broadway Phantom of the
1:29:57
Opera thing where she's like I'm so disgusting
1:30:00
Oh, well, I'm a phone guy because she has
1:30:02
a scar on her face and this is also
1:30:05
there in the press Yeah, they love to do
1:30:07
this. Yeah, we're maturing. It's like yeah, I gave
1:30:09
her a scar and Rebecca Like she really reacted
1:30:11
to how she was treated differently formed I got
1:30:13
a beautiful woman so she has a scar people
1:30:15
are throwing exit around the street I'm like three-quarters
1:30:18
of an inch you never see it because she's
1:30:20
always wearing a helmet, right? It's like it's like
1:30:22
the fucking Broadway Phantom where it's like she's got
1:30:24
one scar Who would
1:30:26
tell right and he's like I noticed the
1:30:28
way you always tilt your head to the right
1:30:31
your shame to be seen Yeah
1:30:34
but no, yeah, he was like She
1:30:37
didn't want to hide her looks and I
1:30:40
was insisted that we put a scar on
1:30:42
her because I had to transform her as
1:30:44
an Actress I had to get that bikini
1:30:46
beach bunny out of her system He wants
1:30:48
to credit himself for like this Transformative
1:30:51
performance where he unlocked an actor that no one
1:30:53
saw there when she had been good and stuff
1:30:55
up until this point Let's also acknowledge Austin Powers
1:30:57
to its by her shagening and which she plays
1:30:59
herself She does like a woman who Austin does
1:31:02
not want to have sex with no. Well, he's
1:31:04
too busy with them I've on a hump
1:31:06
a lot. Yeah, that's seen but then yeah,
1:31:08
he was like she liked the scar so much She
1:31:10
would wear it out to the clubs at night. So
1:31:13
they fuck and she's ashamed by how
1:31:15
she looks and then You
1:31:18
know she said that they have their thing Ella
1:31:20
Colgate comes to him says you got to help
1:31:22
me escape tonight now Sorry, not to back but
1:31:24
there's one other thing we've missed for
1:31:26
some reason there is about Five
1:31:29
to ten references to whether or not Chris
1:31:32
Klein is wearing his spine protector Which
1:31:35
I believe that came up a few times Like
1:31:39
you need to wear that there are
1:31:41
motorcycles on the arena floor and he
1:31:43
says they can't hurt me They can't
1:31:45
catch me But
1:31:48
then he does wear it But then I
1:31:50
don't know but I think spine protector is maybe
1:31:52
the only sci-fi element of I would have Looks
1:31:55
like you know, whatever
1:31:58
like a giant shin guard. Yeah Like
1:32:00
that he's kind of like loosely strapping to
1:32:02
his back or whatever. But it protects the
1:32:04
spine, you know You gotta protect your spine.
1:32:06
It's a right and then I don't
1:32:09
think it really is ever relevant whether he's wearing
1:32:11
it or not No, this is a classic movie
1:32:13
that sets up things where you're like, oh, wow
1:32:15
They're really telegraphing that hard and then you're like,
1:32:18
oh no, they weren't right There's no moment where
1:32:20
he is like Tim Riggan or not Tim Riggins.
1:32:22
Who's the guy Jason Street? Yeah There's
1:32:25
no moment where he's like, I wish
1:32:27
I had that spine protector I like
1:32:29
never really fact one thing pays off
1:32:31
beautifully, which is that eventually Roika remain
1:32:33
a sense to Bringing
1:32:35
Chris Klein to a bed. Yeah, and that's the
1:32:37
moment of the movie where Right
1:32:40
freeze frame on turn is staring at Harry Knowles
1:32:42
being like, why aren't you whooping and cheering at
1:32:44
the bed line? Yeah Look
1:32:47
the night vision sequence. Yeah, I Had
1:32:50
at this point begun to disassociate. Yes
1:32:52
this is where I started to fully
1:32:54
check out and then this sequence plays
1:32:57
out now on Wikipedia a citation
1:32:59
needed paragraph says that truly they had
1:33:01
just underlit this
1:33:03
scene and Then didn't
1:33:05
have like the time to reshoot it because
1:33:08
it's a big complicated action sequence So instead
1:33:10
they were like, let's throw a night vision
1:33:12
tint on it. I don't think that's true
1:33:14
I don't it I don't think
1:33:16
it is either because that sounds fucking ridiculous
1:33:19
But also it feels like a choice
1:33:21
the camera placement in this sequence it's
1:33:23
like they are dashboard Security,
1:33:26
right? Like it's all it's not just that's in
1:33:28
night vision. It is filmed as if it's like
1:33:30
stolen footage I will say this I think it's
1:33:32
the one thing in the movie that is interesting
1:33:34
and somewhat audacious You gave this movie half a
1:33:36
star on letter by give it one and a
1:33:38
half You give it one and a half and
1:33:41
your your long live an extra star for them.
1:33:43
I'm wow I'm I
1:33:45
give it one star for night vision. I think this
1:33:47
is a half-star movie without the night vision I'm taking
1:33:49
a star away for the night vision, but you were
1:33:51
starting at five Because
1:33:55
I you want to talk about a scene where
1:33:57
I couldn't understand what was happening like, you know
1:34:00
So that's my note. I don't
1:34:02
know what's happening. Hello cool J
1:34:04
dies in this sequence I did
1:34:06
not really realize exactly you depicted
1:34:09
from a distance It's like
1:34:11
my mom watching force awakens where I'm like, he's just
1:34:13
really not in the second half this movie His mom
1:34:15
famously went to the bathroom when Kylo Renko on solo
1:34:17
And then she was like, it's weird that they just
1:34:19
don't have Harrison Ford do anything in the last He's
1:34:25
not even in the final scene when
1:34:27
everyone Think about it. What was that
1:34:29
weird emotional hug that Leia did? It's
1:34:32
not defensible In
1:34:34
terms of making a commercial film that makes sense
1:34:36
to people. Yeah, it is just
1:34:38
unusual Yes, I agree. And so I
1:34:41
was kind of like like
1:34:43
you said like this is a choice.
1:34:45
That's my thing I'm like none of
1:34:47
the action sequences are visually coherent. This
1:34:49
one feels almost intentionally abstract It
1:34:52
actually has the most like appropriate feeling
1:34:55
of like we are in a Sort
1:34:58
of like semi lawless state Yeah, like
1:35:00
you know Like forgetting the
1:35:02
whole like did John Mclurney even like Google
1:35:04
Kazakhstan before he made this movie Like
1:35:08
you at least you're kind of like damn
1:35:10
like it really does feel like they're like
1:35:12
being smuggled out of somewhere We the series
1:35:14
7 the contenders, of course, right where it's
1:35:17
like a brutal sort of like to the
1:35:19
death reality show And it's filmed as if
1:35:21
it's like kind of hidden camera. It's like
1:35:24
a DV early Big Brother style It's like
1:35:26
weirdly. This is the one sequence action sequence
1:35:28
in the movie that is not supposed to
1:35:30
be televised And yet
1:35:32
it's filmed as if it's like stolen
1:35:35
from multi-camera setup well
1:35:37
televised but He does
1:35:39
die in this sequence and no one ever really acknowledges it
1:35:41
or even seems that upset about
1:35:44
it No, and once again, I'm like at this
1:35:46
point the movie I'm like the reveal is gonna
1:35:48
be that LL Cool J's in on it and
1:35:50
he set up Chris Klein because they also start
1:35:52
saying like There's a drama no has some
1:35:54
line at the beginning and this is sort of why McTiernan
1:35:57
wanted to cast a Chris Klein type is
1:36:00
he's in the boardroom with all the other fat cats
1:36:02
and they're like, this guy's good. And
1:36:04
they're like, he has no idea how
1:36:06
angry we're supposed, we're about to make
1:36:08
him or something like that. Like Jean
1:36:11
Renau's into the arc of corrupting this
1:36:13
like, goody two shoes, all American boy,
1:36:15
right? But he's like, we're gonna break
1:36:17
him and make him violent. There was
1:36:19
something interesting to the sort of American
1:36:22
obliviousness. Like, you could have gotten into
1:36:24
that in the movie of like
1:36:26
these two Americans show up and they're just
1:36:28
like, Yeah, this is pretty sweet. Like, you
1:36:30
know, it's like a hostile type thing going on
1:36:32
there. But yes, it feels like especially
1:36:34
for how magically LL Cool J just appears,
1:36:36
pulls him into a car and says, hey,
1:36:38
join me over in Kazakhstan. You're like, is
1:36:40
LL Cool J getting money to like recruit
1:36:42
other people? Like in this game kind of
1:36:44
situation. Right. There at least, right. The some
1:36:47
reveal of like, yeah, he got a fat
1:36:49
bonus because he brought over Chris Klein. Instead,
1:36:51
it's just like he seems to just genuinely
1:36:53
think like, this is a great professional opportunity.
1:36:56
And then on a dime one day, he's like, I need to get out
1:36:58
now. I
1:37:02
will. Bill Simmons, the
1:37:04
famed podcast mogul back in the day was just
1:37:06
a sports columnist. Roll the ball is one of his
1:37:08
favorite movies, the original. Not. Yes. And
1:37:10
he wrote a column about this film and over the
1:37:12
night vision sequence, he said, one
1:37:14
of the strangest experience I've ever endured in a movie
1:37:17
theater. I would say that everyone in
1:37:19
the theater was glancing around trying to figure out what was happening.
1:37:21
But I was only one of three people. His
1:37:24
other incredible. It is a good one. The
1:37:27
other line is really funny. It's Hollywood really
1:37:29
this dumb. That's what I kept asking myself
1:37:31
Monday as I struggled to remain conscious during
1:37:33
a screening of the reprehensible rollerball. Just
1:37:36
so you know, the previous sentence took nearly
1:37:38
20 minutes to write. I wanted to be
1:37:40
absolutely certain that reprehensible was the best possible
1:37:42
adjective. Simmons was in his bag back then.
1:37:44
I hunted down my thesaurus buried under a
1:37:46
phallic, some magazines of pictures and searched for
1:37:48
the perfect word to describe one of the
1:37:50
worst movies I've ever seen. Dreadful,
1:37:53
appalling, putrid atrocious,
1:37:55
heinous, excrement, odious,
1:37:57
apollonal, rancid, horrific, ghastly. None
1:37:59
of them fit. And then I found
1:38:01
it reprehensible perfect this movie was
1:38:03
reprehensible the other one I want to
1:38:05
read Roger
1:38:08
Ebert's point five star review. That's why I thought
1:38:10
you gave it a point point five. I gave
1:38:12
it a 1.5 He
1:38:15
said someday this film may inspire a long
1:38:18
thoughtful book by John Wright It's after my
1:38:21
guess is that something went dreadfully
1:38:23
wrong early in the production maybe
1:38:25
dysteria or mass hypnosis And the
1:38:29
director John McTernan die hard
1:38:31
a case of making someone's credit almost
1:38:33
feel like an in-home John
1:38:36
McTernan parentheses die hard was unable to supply right
1:38:38
with the shots You need to make sense of
1:38:40
the story and then this is the real money
1:38:43
I saw a Russian documentary once where
1:38:45
half of the shots were blurred and
1:38:47
overexposed because the KGB attacked the negative
1:38:49
with x-rays Maybe this movie
1:38:51
was put through an MRI I The
1:38:55
signifiers have survived but not the
1:38:57
signified we gotta bring this back
1:39:00
man Well,
1:39:03
yeah, let's bring in you got a
1:39:05
byline Man
1:39:08
there's being like I need to take rollerball to
1:39:11
the cleaners It's been too long So
1:39:14
we 20 years old, but I'm ready if
1:39:16
you put me in the room to your
1:39:18
editors I want to write a
1:39:20
looking back 22 years later Rollerball
1:39:23
thinks look the 22 year
1:39:25
anniversary is in about three weeks. Look
1:39:27
it's coming up. Yeah, it might be
1:39:29
time So anyway, yeah,
1:39:32
oh cool Jake gets wasted You
1:39:34
know from you know two miles away Sure
1:39:36
you watch on the surveillance camera and Chris
1:39:39
Klein finally starts to get wise But perhaps
1:39:41
dragged back the company wants people to get
1:39:43
injured playing rollerball things up with that number
1:39:45
to the cuz I print down Should we
1:39:47
check in with it? Some things afoot You're
1:39:53
paying attention look I
1:39:55
watch a classic game of rollerball and I
1:39:57
think normal. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but the media
1:40:00
Six of my friends. The closer
1:40:02
I watch, the more I think about
1:40:04
Rollerball, I do think there's something a little
1:40:06
askew there, right? I, as a viewer of
1:40:08
Rollerball, am starting to wonder if the reason
1:40:11
I watch the show is because I have
1:40:13
an unquenchable source for blood. Now see,
1:40:15
I'm a purist. I like the sport as
1:40:17
it is, but once violence happens, I call
1:40:20
my buddies. Because
1:40:23
they need to know, you know? Right. You
1:40:25
like it for the tactic. I'm in for
1:40:27
the tunnel and the ball and, you know.
1:40:30
But once blood is shed, then it becomes a social
1:40:32
activity. Oh yeah. I'm like, everybody get over here. First
1:40:35
turn on your TV so the global ratings number
1:40:37
goes up. We gotta get it up. We gotta
1:40:39
get it up. It's so funny that there's not
1:40:41
even like a little M next to the 20.
1:40:45
Yeah. We don't know what that unit sets in. Right.
1:40:48
Is that a share? Yeah,
1:40:50
Nielsen. Nielsen puts one of those on every
1:40:52
show's set. Yes. You know, when they were
1:40:55
doing Frasier back then, you know, and then
1:40:57
Frasier would like say Sherry Niles, the
1:40:59
number would go up. Right? They'd be like,
1:41:01
yeah, good. I
1:41:03
actually, this makes, I have a logistical
1:41:06
question about, obviously Chris Klein
1:41:08
isn't in on it. But many
1:41:10
of the players have to be because they get a signal
1:41:12
from the evil guys of like Time to Do Violence.
1:41:15
If it's a player who say until recently was toiling
1:41:17
in a mine, that guy might be in on it.
1:41:19
Right? I was wondering how much, like, how deep does
1:41:21
this go? Yeah. Is it 80% of the players know
1:41:23
that we're doing WWE? I'm
1:41:26
going to give you at least 75%.
1:41:28
It's like mostly the Americans and like the high
1:41:30
profile. Hot shots were left out. There
1:41:33
is this feeling where it's like this movie, part
1:41:35
of him just at a present day in a
1:41:38
less developed country, quote unquote, right?
1:41:41
Is the idea of making this like analogous
1:41:44
to like sex trafficking or something where you're
1:41:46
like, well, in a desperate culture, people
1:41:48
get sucked into a field with no better
1:41:50
prospects. That line in the
1:41:52
club early on where his big,
1:41:55
Chris Klein's big teammate is like, you
1:41:57
make way more than me. Yeah.
1:41:59
Right. Yeah, and is that
1:42:01
these two Americans are actually being paid well
1:42:04
and promoted as the faces of the sport
1:42:06
everyone else is basically in Like what indentured
1:42:08
servitude right? They're being paid where we just
1:42:10
want money and where do they spend it?
1:42:12
There's the scene that almost sticks out feels
1:42:15
jarring because you're like whoa This is almost
1:42:17
like a commentary on something where Chris Klein
1:42:19
is like speeding in his sports car And
1:42:22
he is like weird no one else on the highways and
1:42:25
his like assistant is like yeah Well, no one else in
1:42:27
this country can afford cars And
1:42:30
you're like, oh, there's almost something here
1:42:32
to like being big fish
1:42:34
in a small pond But the pond is
1:42:36
like a third world nation and
1:42:38
you're the only person getting to live
1:42:40
a luxury life And you're part of
1:42:42
the reason why the pond is is
1:42:44
fucked up Which like you talking about
1:42:46
like fucking like, you know These these
1:42:48
like Middle Eastern like rulers investing money
1:42:51
into like giant American businesses while they're
1:42:53
like citizens You know
1:42:55
star and this weird gulf between
1:42:57
like crazy Skyscraper development
1:43:00
and like slums. Yeah, this could have
1:43:02
been a very interesting movie All stuff
1:43:05
is weirdly there. I looked up Kazakhstan
1:43:07
and their favorite sport is actually soccer
1:43:10
Oh, not rollerball. Their second favorite sport
1:43:12
is hockey. Mm-hmm. Okay, I would like
1:43:14
yeah, they would like Jonathan
1:43:19
Their third favorite sport is boxing. Okay, a
1:43:21
little closer to rollerball, but that's actually popular
1:43:23
globally now something I have brought up on
1:43:26
the podcast before is of course the world
1:43:29
Nomad games It's
1:43:32
been around since 2014 by
1:43:34
Captain America when he had given up Takes
1:43:38
place in
1:43:41
Central Asia Asia Kazakhstan
1:43:44
being Kazakhstan being one of
1:43:46
the countries included some of
1:43:48
the sports include horseback wrestling.
1:43:50
Okay, that is cool belt
1:43:54
wrestling What
1:43:56
that you rattle the belt or with them? There's a
1:43:58
mixed event,
1:44:00
which includes falconry, mounted
1:44:03
archery, and a hunt
1:44:06
assisted by a dog. So
1:44:08
it's like taking
1:44:10
these primitive nomadic
1:44:12
sort of activities and then
1:44:16
making them into a sport. And this
1:44:18
is real? This is real. There's also
1:44:20
a sport called, I believe it's called Cockburoo,
1:44:22
which is like fighting for a goat carcass.
1:44:24
Yes. I'm on the
1:44:26
Wikipedia page, founded six months
1:44:28
ago by Ben Harsley. This
1:44:30
is one of those things
1:44:32
where you're like Kyrgyzstan,
1:44:35
which is Kazakhstan is
1:44:37
like fucking, you
1:44:39
know, Singapore compared to Kyrgyzstan's Jupiter or
1:44:41
whatever. You know, like Kyrgyzstan is a
1:44:43
is a moral country. Perfect analysis. I
1:44:45
mean, I was just trying to make
1:44:47
a very different, like, Kazakhstan
1:44:49
is a, is a petro. The
1:44:52
hardest I've seen Ben laugh at anything in a
1:44:54
while. I mean,
1:44:56
I could not have predicted what would
1:44:58
hurt. Yeah. What would come.
1:45:01
He's really trying to go far away. His face is
1:45:03
fully red. Like Kazakhstan is like
1:45:05
people in berets smoking and not
1:45:07
to insult Kyrgyzstan. It's just like,
1:45:09
that's a super rural country of
1:45:11
farmmen. Keep going.
1:45:15
And Kyrgyzstan is like the
1:45:17
most dominant like country by like
1:45:19
so much. They're so good at
1:45:21
the Nomad game. Russia
1:45:24
is like number three. Russia is like
1:45:27
junior compared to the Kyrgyz, you
1:45:29
know, goat wrestling and all that.
1:45:33
One of my, one of those I've seen the most
1:45:35
in the last few years, the film called Babies. I
1:45:37
don't know if you guys have ever heard
1:45:39
the French documentary, of course, produced by a
1:45:42
lot of. Yes. And it's
1:45:44
the one that's just like, it's just
1:45:46
babies. Correct. You got
1:45:48
it. It's a nature documentary about four. I
1:45:50
saw that opening weekend. I was so amped
1:45:53
for that fucking movie. It's got four babies.
1:45:55
I can. That film has no dialogue.
1:45:57
They are not talking now. The
1:46:00
babies? No, they're babies. They're
1:46:02
like babies. Ben, I'll tell you to
1:46:04
look when they're talking. It's from basically
1:46:07
zero to one year old, right? Like,
1:46:10
and it's an American baby. The Mongolian baby is
1:46:12
the one I remember popping. Exactly.
1:46:15
There's a Japanese baby. Very
1:46:17
cute. They're all very cute except for the American baby who
1:46:19
you're kind of like in your room. Funny Jow? That's
1:46:23
Funny Jow, who I believe is from Namibia.
1:46:26
I just want to say you... That's a huge pull that you just
1:46:28
got the name of the Namibian baby. I've not seen that movie since
1:46:30
it came out. Me
1:46:32
and my friends were so fucking amped for it.
1:46:35
I remember Pony Jow. Yes,
1:46:38
and the Mongolian baby. I just remember... That
1:46:42
Mongolian baby is like a nomad game-ass baby.
1:46:44
He's just climbing up like rusty buckets and
1:46:46
like, you know, like poking a yak and
1:46:49
all that. This might be actually rules. Yes,
1:46:52
babies. I'd forgotten about it. Check it out. No,
1:46:56
make sense. They're our babies. The trailer was
1:46:58
set to... It
1:47:00
was also like kind of a big hit because
1:47:03
it translated in every country. It's got no speaking
1:47:06
and no narration or anything. You're just watching Slice
1:47:08
of Life. But you're watching like parallel development. Like
1:47:10
he'll just cut between like now they're all kind
1:47:12
of learning to do this. Like you just see
1:47:14
the different ways they're learning to do that. It's
1:47:16
a good movie. I like babies. Babies
1:47:19
is good. I remember there's a part in the trailer
1:47:21
which is set to some Sufjan Stevens song. Yep. And
1:47:24
then there's the inner cuts. It cuts between all four
1:47:26
babies like crawling. And then in big
1:47:28
letters, it just says the babies are
1:47:31
coming. It's a good
1:47:33
movie. And I turned
1:47:35
to my friend like Emily St. James's dad and went,
1:47:37
I'm seeing that. Ben,
1:47:40
should we get you to cover the next
1:47:42
World Nomad games? Absolutely. Fly out to... Well,
1:47:45
let's see. Man on the beat. Uh-oh.
1:47:48
I was going to say, where is it happening? Oh,
1:47:50
fuck. Now
1:47:53
that's in September. We were seeing up Ben. Yeah. September
1:47:56
8th to 15th. Yes. In
1:47:59
Astana. Which is the capital of
1:48:01
Kazakhstan. Pretty easy to fly to, I think.
1:48:04
Oh yeah, maybe probably one layover. Maybe a
1:48:06
layover in Istanbul or something won't be so
1:48:08
bad. We could probably get you press accreditation
1:48:11
through this podcast. Any editors
1:48:13
that listen to the show? I don't
1:48:15
know, afar, trying to think of
1:48:17
some travel publications. You
1:48:19
have been saying, Ben, it's been too long since
1:48:21
we've done a quote-unquote documentary episode. Like
1:48:24
going to Six Flags or Atlantic City. And every year
1:48:26
you pitch, like, is there a fun place we could
1:48:28
go to and record? Well,
1:48:30
my friend, maybe it's time for you
1:48:32
to tape a Zoom recorder to your
1:48:35
chest and fly solo to Kazakhstan. Embed
1:48:37
yourself in the Nomad game. They also
1:48:40
play like Mancala, you know, that like
1:48:42
board game. Like they both play these
1:48:44
crazy physical things and these like ancient
1:48:46
board games. But you have to play
1:48:49
like Mancala on the back of a
1:48:51
bowl. They strap you
1:48:53
to a donkey. Is it like the
1:48:55
Olympics where you don't compete in every event? Or
1:48:57
is it like, no, everyone does it. All I can
1:49:00
tell you is that there's like one winner. 81 gold
1:49:02
medals. Okay.
1:49:05
Kazakhstan is 40. Like that's a huge
1:49:07
drop. Mongolia has
1:49:09
got three gold medals in its
1:49:11
history. Just a shout out to the
1:49:13
Mongolian baby. US
1:49:15
zero golds. Have
1:49:17
they sent anyone to the Nomad games?
1:49:20
I'm seeing here they have, yes,
1:49:22
because we have three silvers
1:49:24
for bronze. All right. Good
1:49:27
for us. I want to watch babies again.
1:49:29
I forgot this existed. Dude, I don't know that I
1:49:31
can throw it on me. Maybe we take babies. Uh
1:49:34
oh. We set it in
1:49:37
another country. Like
1:49:39
a Central Asian, sort of post-Soviet. We
1:49:42
had some motorcycle. A little bit
1:49:44
of rollerball. We do even less
1:49:46
dialogue explaining what's happening. Rollerball babies.
1:49:48
I think I agree with you.
1:49:52
What if the film was just like opening
1:49:55
credits? Rollerball is about
1:49:57
to begin. And we just watched this game.
1:50:00
Rollerball is come. Yeah, I want to I
1:50:02
want to read The
1:50:07
Jewish and film does that yeah But then
1:50:09
of course the Jewish and film goes into
1:50:11
the bathroom that gets into a more interesting
1:50:13
story But the first 10 minutes are just
1:50:16
give me noises off Yes, give me rollerball
1:50:18
the whole game and then you can show
1:50:20
me what's happening behind the scenes during the
1:50:22
game I'm just imagining David. I'm in the
1:50:25
pitch as an exec at MGM watching the
1:50:27
first cut of rollerball and going John John
1:50:31
give me noises all you see noises off
1:50:34
Seen that the death Broadway common.
1:50:36
Oh, you want on stage
1:50:38
act to backstage Katie
1:50:41
Finneran You know from
1:50:43
her John Man wanna
1:50:45
Tony. Do you know what else I think this
1:50:47
movie was missing what I think
1:50:50
it was missing the
1:50:52
sports movie style and
1:50:54
Credits little paragraphs that tell you
1:50:57
what the players are up to now For
1:51:00
like me tell me what happened to be
1:51:02
assassin Yeah,
1:51:05
that would have felt so right
1:51:07
in the moment to just see like the
1:51:10
black widow or whatever Yes,
1:51:13
what happened to that guy recover toba recovered
1:51:15
and is you know now Unfortunately
1:51:19
back working in the mine. I do right
1:51:21
some of them. It's like mine mine mine
1:51:24
this guy's coaching mine You
1:51:27
brought up that the the killer Hilarious
1:51:29
ending of this film is Rebecca Romain
1:51:31
James Bond style thing How about we
1:51:33
get you to a bed free stream
1:51:35
on Chris Klein basically going? What
1:51:39
a reaction shot pulled straight from sad is
1:51:41
excellent to be clear a lot of times
1:51:46
Like always on the cold hard to steal of the
1:51:49
sauna rumor I think in theatrical
1:51:51
version the sex scenes basically cut
1:51:53
out. Yeah and Her
1:51:55
quote-unquote nudity is so thoroughly obscured by
1:51:57
a doe and steam where you can
1:51:59
see And in the R-rated cut now, you can see her
1:52:01
naked, but there is still a lot of shadow. Sure.
1:52:08
Right. Apparently when they filmed it, it
1:52:10
was just like crazy full font. They
1:52:12
screened it that way. The sex scene
1:52:14
was far more explicit. Sure. It is
1:52:16
insane in 2002 to be like, we
1:52:18
have footage of Rebecca Romain so naked.
1:52:21
We have to get this far away
1:52:23
from viewers. Well, we'll save it for
1:52:25
the DVD. No, we're going to kind
1:52:27
of cloud it in the DVD as
1:52:29
well. But apparently the ending, even though
1:52:31
McChidren didn't get to shoot his full Spartacus
1:52:33
thing, it sounds like at some point
1:52:35
the intention of the ending was supposed to be
1:52:37
that they feel like they've
1:52:40
won. They've beaten the game. He shot Jon
1:52:42
Renau and Avina Andrews. They win. And then
1:52:44
the sort of like ominous. Didn't he kill
1:52:46
Jon Renau with a table? You're right. Yeah,
1:52:48
he tables with a table. He tables him.
1:52:50
Okay. Tables his ass. And
1:52:52
he should have said, let's table this discussion
1:52:55
for a later time. But
1:52:58
that the ominous note at the end of the movie
1:53:00
after that joke was supposed to be like, oh,
1:53:02
but him turning on
1:53:05
the exact and
1:53:07
killing them up
1:53:09
the rating and has now legitimized the
1:53:11
ball as a sport. That's more interesting.
1:53:13
I like that. Right. That it's like
1:53:15
they kind of like won the battle,
1:53:17
lost the war. Right.
1:53:19
Rollerball is too big to be stopped. Yes. Yes.
1:53:22
It's kind of a good ending. You guys
1:53:25
are idiots. Stop thinking. Rollerball can be big.
1:53:27
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What if
1:53:29
we add a third level? We
1:53:35
didn't really talk about the final
1:53:37
sequence where Chris Klein skates out
1:53:39
of the ring, kicks through the glass. And
1:53:41
then most of that is in slow
1:53:44
motion for some reason. They try to
1:53:46
make it like Chris Klein is having
1:53:48
this Mandy-esque breakdown where it's like now
1:53:50
he's covered in blood and he's lost
1:53:52
his mind. They finally broken this guy,
1:53:54
which was that was McTiernan's intent in casting
1:53:56
him is like, if you start out with this
1:53:58
guy being so and got
1:54:00
a little high fellas. Yeah, right, yeah,
1:54:03
he's kind of the dark side. Yeah.
1:54:06
Where's this line? Instead he has like a
1:54:08
black eye and he's got like some goo
1:54:10
on his face. Yeah, Chris was perfect for
1:54:12
Rollerball because he's an absolute straightforward American boy
1:54:14
without an agenda or a cool bone in
1:54:17
his body. You rarely hear directors say that
1:54:19
about the leading men. Chris Clunty next to
1:54:21
him. They hired for their
1:54:23
own action movie. Cool. And
1:54:25
then he said he's as earnest as Jimmy
1:54:27
Stewart, another weird comparison for a sci-fi action
1:54:29
movie. So that when he finally gets angry,
1:54:31
you believe it. He's right in
1:54:33
an abstract sense that if that worked,
1:54:35
it would be very satisfying and disturbing.
1:54:37
I didn't even really feel like he
1:54:40
was that angry. No, he's not. I
1:54:42
felt like it was just kind of like, well, here's
1:54:44
the next step of what
1:54:46
I got to do, you know? He's
1:54:48
doing okay, right? He was on the
1:54:51
Flash. Chris Cline? First season. What'd
1:54:54
he play? He played a villain,
1:54:56
but like a big villain. It
1:54:59
was with a really embarrassing name. Let me look it up.
1:55:01
Okay. I want only the best for him.
1:55:04
Wait a second. What? This
1:55:06
is crazy. His villain's name was Cicada.
1:55:09
Okay. Which Zach mentioned
1:55:11
Cicada. That's pretty fun. That's pretty
1:55:13
good. And he's currently on the
1:55:16
Netflix show, Sweet Magnolias. Okay. Which
1:55:19
is one of those shows where you're like, well,
1:55:21
that doesn't exist, does it? What do you mean?
1:55:23
Three seasons worth. Biggest show in America. So he's
1:55:25
okay. I just want to be making a living,
1:55:27
you know? I also call out the other thing
1:55:29
is, you know, he hits very quickly, right? Election,
1:55:31
American Pie, probably best comedic performance
1:55:33
of the 1990s in American Pie is, ah,
1:55:36
as a character we all love. Sure. Then
1:55:40
starts dating Katie Holmes. Yeah, yeah.
1:55:42
And they're kind of like a teeny bopper
1:55:44
power couple where it's like, holy shit. The
1:55:47
guy from American Pie is dating the girl
1:55:49
from Dawson's Creek. Shortly after
1:55:51
this movie, they are engaged to be married and
1:55:53
then she dumps him for Tom Cruise. It
1:55:56
is so bizarre to jump from Chris Klein to Tom
1:55:58
Cruise. It's kind of like a Kyrgyz stan. and
1:56:00
a Kazakhstan type disparity. It's
1:56:03
like being so close to the NHL and then
1:56:06
fighting up for murder balls. I've
1:56:08
always liked the flag of Kyrgyzstan
1:56:10
because it has a yurt on
1:56:12
it. It's a red flag
1:56:15
with a yellow yurt in like a sunburst. I'm
1:56:17
a big flag nerd. Okay. And
1:56:19
my friend went to Kyrgyzstan and
1:56:21
recently he mailed me a flag because he knew I
1:56:24
was such a Kyrgyzstan flag. Wow. Yeah,
1:56:26
yep. My friend went to Kyrgyzstan because Russia,
1:56:28
where he lived declared war on Ukraine. I
1:56:30
don't know if you heard about this. And he took the only
1:56:32
flight he could out of Russia, which was to Kyrgyzstan. Wow. Should
1:56:35
we do the box-up this game? Not a fun reason
1:56:37
for getting a great game. But you know what? He
1:56:39
got out of there. He got out of there. He
1:56:41
hopped all the way over. Is there anything else in
1:56:43
the dossier? No, no, we did the dossier. I
1:56:46
promise. I looked, I promise. David?
1:56:52
Yes. Moo-be. What?
1:56:55
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1:56:57
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1:58:44
if it was number one at the box office, but it was
1:58:46
mentioned in the dossier, it was spoiled for me, one of the
1:58:49
movies that opened against it because part of
1:58:51
the lawsuit where Universal sued
1:58:53
MGM for using Fast and Furious
1:58:56
is that they claimed they were deliberately
1:58:58
trying to sabotage Universal's big release that
1:59:00
same weekend. Which was? Big
1:59:03
fat liar. Big fat liar. A movie that,
1:59:05
it's one of those things where all
1:59:07
of it's in this room a little bit too old for
1:59:09
that movie, right? I saw and loved it. I'm not saying
1:59:11
I didn't see it, but I
1:59:14
feel like when I talk to people who
1:59:16
are like four to five years younger than
1:59:18
us, that movie is so
1:59:20
totemic. I'm 25. Yeah,
1:59:22
you're 25. I forgot you're 15. My
1:59:25
friend Claire, who is similarly in
1:59:27
her late 20s, her letterbox review
1:59:30
for the Holdovers was move over to
1:59:32
Big Fat Liars. There's the best new
1:59:34
Paul Giamatti performance just dropped. I think
1:59:36
it's the same. The amount of Paul
1:59:39
Giamatti memes that have been circulating post
1:59:41
Holdovers feel very tied to people really
1:59:43
feeling connected to Giamatti and Big Fat
1:59:45
Liar when they were a child. And
1:59:48
then he was on his incredible episode of
1:59:50
WTF. I haven't listened to that yet. But
1:59:52
he's also obviously doing those like YouTube
1:59:55
talks about his whole career, talks about being
1:59:58
an orangutan. It's coming up a lot, but it's one. of
2:00:00
those things where it went from being like, isn't this
2:00:02
funny that Paul Giamatti, a couple of
2:00:04
years away from being accepted as one of our
2:00:06
finest actors, the Zach Cherry of his moment.
2:00:08
Got painted blue by Frankie Dude as Amanda Byes.
2:00:11
Right, within this silly kids movie. And
2:00:13
he's like, I've accepted that's like kind of one of the
2:00:15
tatemic works of my career and is like one of the
2:00:17
things that will be on my tombstone. And
2:00:19
he talks about like in the WTF episode where he's
2:00:22
like, I'm starting to come to terms with the fact
2:00:24
that like, I occupy a
2:00:26
weird place in like a generation
2:00:28
psyche. You know, I haven't,
2:00:30
I'm going to confess, I haven't seen Big Fat
2:00:32
Liar. I was too old for it. I
2:00:34
was 16 years old, like I said, or, you know, about
2:00:36
to be. It must have been like
2:00:38
one or two when it came out. Right,
2:00:41
I forgot Zach is five. Is
2:00:44
it good? Our youngest Zach. I
2:00:46
remember it being fun. You know, it's like a
2:00:48
kid's, yeah, get up to the beginning. Yeah,
2:00:51
it's the first Sean Levy movie. The man
2:00:53
who now, of course, is our modern Spielberg.
2:00:55
Right. And it was written by
2:00:57
Dan Schneider, normal. I see here
2:00:59
that it's based on. What is that?
2:01:04
It's basically based on the boy who
2:01:06
cried. OK. Oh,
2:01:08
yeah, I guess my memory. It's like, you know,
2:01:10
Muniz and Bynes are really big at that moment.
2:01:12
Characters called Marty Wolf. OK,
2:01:14
that makes. Ah, wow. And he
2:01:16
plays a big, big fat liar.
2:01:18
He's a blowhard Hollywood deal
2:01:21
maker. I can't remember if he's a producer. He's an exact
2:01:23
he's a. And then he
2:01:25
gets the better of them and they proceed to prank him
2:01:27
for like 90 minutes or
2:01:29
whatever. It's kind of classic Ben Sinema,
2:01:32
Bushwacked, Home Alone, where
2:01:34
Giamatti is in the Daniel Stern position of
2:01:36
being tortured and embarrassed in any number of
2:01:38
ways. And I just remember watching it
2:01:41
on cable some point years later and being like, yeah,
2:01:43
Giamatti is giving this a lot. It is
2:01:45
undeniably funny to watch these things happen to
2:01:47
Paul Giamatti. We
2:01:49
got to get him in a home alone now
2:01:51
that I think of it. How about
2:01:53
you reboot Paul Giamatti, but he's the
2:01:55
one stuck in the home alone. Oh,
2:01:58
yeah. And it's a bunch of kids trying to. break
2:02:00
in yeah I just pause your money
2:02:02
like drop-kicking seven-year-old violence the kids so
2:02:04
this is February 8th to be clear
2:02:06
big fat liar is opening to
2:02:09
a healthy
2:02:17
11.5 million at number two okay so
2:02:19
what is number one it is a
2:02:22
delayed film it was supposed to come
2:02:24
out on 9-11 yes it was a 9-11 late because it's a you
2:02:28
know the the characters fighting terrorists I
2:02:31
think it's not like a
2:02:33
collateral damage it's Arnold Schwarzenegger in collateral
2:02:35
damage I mean that's an interesting you
2:02:37
could do sort of screen series of
2:02:39
the 9-11 affected movies yes and it's
2:02:41
a suit lander yes oh that one
2:02:43
did come out it did come out
2:02:45
yes Donnie Darko big big trouble big
2:02:47
trouble big trouble is the one where
2:02:50
they're like oh shit a plane
2:02:52
gets hijacked in our movie that has nothing to do
2:02:54
with you know terrorism that's the
2:02:56
third act is a couple dumb it's
2:02:59
Tom Sizewarn Johnny Knoxville bring a bomb on
2:03:01
a plane and try to hold it hostage
2:03:03
the other insane one but they somehow picked it
2:03:05
by the way my name was only the trailer
2:03:08
they had to reshoot or you know they had
2:03:10
to get rid of it because the trailer was
2:03:12
all stuff that was shot just for the trailer
2:03:14
not by Sam Raimi the
2:03:17
one that's interesting is Lilo and why
2:03:20
just Lilo do that the movie was
2:03:22
supposed to be hitch hijacks a plane
2:03:24
and starts flying it at a low
2:03:26
altitude on it bitch you
2:03:28
said it's my voice yes hijack
2:03:36
the plane and flies a low altitude over
2:03:38
Hawaii through the city and people are freaking
2:03:41
out right right and they had animated it
2:03:43
that way but had not he goes to
2:03:45
the Pentagon right people are freaking out that
2:03:47
the like the airplane supposed to be on
2:03:50
a commercial airliner that he's hijacked and
2:03:52
they freaked out and they were like this is like 15 minutes
2:03:55
of the movie the whole third act is built around
2:03:57
this we've animated it we can't start over and make
2:03:59
our Release Day and some fucking genius
2:04:01
who better have gotten the greatest bonus
2:04:04
was like make a spaceship And
2:04:07
they like reanimated over only the vehicle
2:04:09
and cut like two lines of dialogue
2:04:12
out and made it that the bad
2:04:14
guy Lands with his spaceship and
2:04:16
stitch hijacks it and when it's a spaceship. No one
2:04:18
gives a shit very true In
2:04:21
the original version the bad guy
2:04:23
was just landing on a commercial
2:04:25
like I think in the original
2:04:28
version stitch is Chasing another spaceship
2:04:30
with a plane and in
2:04:32
this one somehow he gets his hands on a
2:04:34
different spaceship or something But you can watch online
2:04:36
the version of it with the plane. That's like
2:04:38
half finished Hazard you've
2:04:40
seen collateral damage. I never have I
2:04:43
think that's the one where he's like a
2:04:45
firefighter, but it turns out the end inside.
2:04:47
Oh, he is if I'm
2:04:50
not kidding I think that's he's
2:04:52
a firefighter who sets charges I
2:04:54
think that's truly why the movie
2:04:56
got delayed. It's that feel beam.
2:04:58
He's a fireman, but there's some
2:05:00
conspiracy No, it's
2:05:02
like his family dies. Yes a
2:05:04
masked man called el obo the
2:05:06
wolf Claims responsibility
2:05:08
and says that he is in
2:05:11
Colombia Okay, and so because
2:05:13
of the red tape so
2:05:15
annoying when there's red tape Yeah, he
2:05:17
and of course he's called Gordy Brewer
2:05:19
real Schwarzenegger name. I'm Gordy Brewer.
2:05:21
I'm a Blue-collar. I'm
2:05:24
Irish. I passed the firefighter
2:05:26
exam He
2:05:28
just goes to Columbia himself and you know throws
2:05:30
people into trees or I don't know what he
2:05:32
throws a fire axe at them That's like it's
2:05:35
an Andrew Davis movie, which is with the reason
2:05:38
I've always wanted to say it But I've never
2:05:40
seen some experience like looking across the aisle and
2:05:42
being like if I had just made that movie
2:05:44
Yeah, that would be fine because like that movie
2:05:46
was not like successful, but it did well It
2:05:48
was pretty actually did pretty badly collateral
2:05:50
damage, but it made more than rollerball Yeah, and
2:05:53
you know what else happened Andrew Davis didn't
2:05:55
go to prison. Well, you know It
2:05:58
all comes out in the wash, right? That's true Rollin'
2:06:00
Ball is opening at number three to nine million
2:06:02
dollars. It will end up at 18. So
2:06:05
it has a two multiplier. That's not
2:06:07
very good. Number four at the box
2:06:09
office is a big hit. Its total
2:06:11
domestic haul was 18. 18
2:06:14
mil. And it costs over a hundred? Yeah, and
2:06:16
like that's not even... There's
2:06:19
nothing here telling me what the global rating was though.
2:06:21
I don't know what that number actually ended up. Yeah,
2:06:23
how did you know? How does it stand? Well,
2:06:26
it probably made like one or two for the
2:06:28
first ten minutes. And then as soon as the
2:06:31
violence started it got up to 18. You
2:06:36
know how sometimes like... We're adjusting how
2:06:38
many millions of dollars it was making
2:06:40
in real time tracking. There's like an
2:06:42
Italian villain. But then you learn like,
2:06:44
oh in Italy that villains actually Portuguese.
2:06:46
Like right? Like they... Is that the
2:06:48
thing? Like in Kazakhstan they're actually like,
2:06:50
yeah, we're going to Uzbekistan. Like they...
2:06:54
I don't know. Like in Toy Story 3... Where
2:06:57
there's the bit... I'm sorry, but you teed it
2:07:00
up. I didn't tee anything up. Toy
2:07:02
Story 3 where they reset buzz and he
2:07:04
becomes Spanish buzz, right? Yeah. And
2:07:06
the question was how do we translate this
2:07:08
joke to Spain? Right. And they made it
2:07:10
hyper regional. Right. They made... He's like a... Bask
2:07:13
buzz or something? Yes, they made it like a
2:07:15
specific dialect where it's like we all agree this
2:07:18
type of spanish is silly. Number
2:07:20
four at the box office, Griffin. It's a big hit. From
2:07:23
the, you know, sort of leftover
2:07:25
from Oscar season. It's a war film.
2:07:28
It's a war film. It's a Black
2:07:30
Hawk... Black Hawk Dan. Black Herc Dan.
2:07:32
Black Herc Dan. In
2:07:34
my opinion, a very
2:07:37
good movie. One of the simplest
2:07:39
movies of the 20th century. You've seen Black Hawk
2:07:41
Dan or at least got Black Hawk Dan? Oh
2:07:43
yeah, I used to love Black Hawk Dan. Yeah,
2:07:45
obviously, you know, somewhat problematic movie for some people.
2:07:48
I think it's the point of the movie. But
2:07:50
it's an argument we had because obviously the movie
2:07:52
is about them shooting Somalians,
2:07:55
essentially. Yeah. I
2:07:57
think it's about, you know, how war turns us into like video games.
2:08:00
characters basically but certainly of
2:08:02
an era of war movies that
2:08:05
didn't necessarily interrogate that you know
2:08:07
I think the interrogation has to
2:08:09
happen with you mostly because
2:08:11
Ridley Scott's whole thing is like it's just
2:08:13
really as it fucking gets mate even
2:08:15
though of course my other favorite thing about
2:08:17
Black Hawk Down is like 90% of the
2:08:19
actors are British yes where it's like all
2:08:22
these Americans being like yee-haw let's go get
2:08:24
a boys I'm just like British British British
2:08:26
British I wake up Australia's and then Josh
2:08:28
Harton it's like hey in
2:08:33
the defense Josh Harton was about as American as you
2:08:35
could get at that moment by
2:08:37
the way he looks like a jarhead
2:08:39
and also is like who miktirnan should
2:08:41
have hired for rollerball yeah right if
2:08:43
you're looking in that age range you
2:08:45
know what I kept thinking I
2:08:48
want to see this with Keanu I mean
2:08:50
that just sounds like a good movie yeah
2:08:52
I mean make that now yeah you would
2:08:55
probably have to play the genre no now
2:08:57
or he could be like the aging yeah
2:09:00
that like cool like I know yeah used
2:09:02
to be the king of rollerball but it
2:09:04
ruined me or just like one
2:09:06
last NHL superstar who like can't hack it anymore
2:09:08
in the NHL well you know what I was
2:09:11
thinking you got to bring the NHL and that's
2:09:13
the main part Michael
2:09:15
B Jordan very aligned with MGM right because
2:09:17
they do the Creed movies with him yeah
2:09:19
when he did without remorse correct
2:09:22
now now MGM and Amazon
2:09:24
company or whatever he for the last
2:09:26
10 years since Creed hit about
2:09:29
10 years now has been trying to
2:09:31
remake Thomas Crown Affair a movie they
2:09:33
claim is maybe close to actually happening
2:09:35
I'm like if you're gonna remake a
2:09:38
miktirnan Jewish and movie Michael B
2:09:40
Jordan would work well in a rollerball I think he's
2:09:42
got to do both he's so
2:09:44
athletic and he's so angry I'm not
2:09:46
opposed right the only reason I think
2:09:48
people won't remake rollerball is yes
2:09:52
which is not only terrible but someone went to
2:09:54
jail what if they call the baller rolls and
2:09:56
pretended it was original that sounds
2:09:58
bad That sounds like
2:10:00
a spin-off of the HBO show Ballers. Number five
2:10:02
at the box office is a family film, Griffin.
2:10:05
It's not Big Fat Liar. No. Re-f
2:10:12
And the ball is blue. It's from
2:10:15
Disney. It's 2002. It's
2:10:17
a family film. It's live action or it's
2:10:19
animated. Live action. It's a live action family
2:10:21
film from 2002. Stars
2:10:24
an Oscar winner. Stars an
2:10:26
Oscar winner in The Lead Role? The
2:10:28
Lead Role. This film is called Snow
2:10:30
Dogs. It stars Cupid and
2:10:50
Junior and James Covert. I actually don't know if I
2:10:52
ever saw that. I remember it being so present
2:10:54
as an idea. Yeah. I feel like
2:10:56
the trailer was everywhere. Get ready for
2:10:58
Mush Hour. Yeah, but no, I don't
2:11:00
know if I saw that one. I
2:11:03
did learn. I learned to speak from watching the
2:11:05
trailer. That's the one win the Pulitzer prize. In
2:11:08
the Library of Congress. Yes. The rest of the film was 11. They
2:11:11
kept it out. My favorite thing
2:11:13
is that the billing on that film for children
2:11:15
about a bunch of Huskies doing what do they
2:11:17
do? They raise. Is
2:11:20
Cupid Junior and James Covert. Two
2:11:23
Oscar winners above the title. Just
2:11:26
imagine a seven year movie. Hey, Coburn's in this
2:11:28
one. I'm going to see it. That
2:11:30
movie's a two hander. Coburn is all over it. Do
2:11:32
you know who Coburn plays? I
2:11:35
don't. Cuba's father. Interesting.
2:11:37
Two very similar men
2:11:39
with identical energies. Cool.
2:11:41
Hey, I'm Cuba. I'm Junior.
2:11:43
Looks like Cisco. Bing's Coburn. Cisco is also in
2:11:45
this film. Cisco, yes. Because I think at the
2:11:48
beginning of the movie, Cuba's a dentist. He's
2:11:51
playing his dental hygienist. Dr. Rupert Brooks.
2:11:53
And then he's like, we've discovered your
2:11:55
long lost father. Here's your lineage. You've
2:11:57
inherited a bunch of dogs, but also
2:11:59
your dad's. still alive and you need to
2:12:01
race together. I think
2:12:03
that's what the movie is. That
2:12:05
movie is paired with Kangaroo
2:12:08
Jack, which does the same thing a
2:12:10
year later and both movies do it
2:12:12
to pretty wild success or both hits.
2:12:14
Yes, Snow Dogs did fine. 81 mil.
2:12:16
There's no dog racing in Kangaroo Jack.
2:12:19
Kangaroo Jack and Snow Dogs both did the same
2:12:21
thing where the trailers feature a bunch of footage
2:12:23
of the animals talking and saying funny things. And
2:12:25
you're like, oh, this is a funny talking animal
2:12:27
movie. And then you see it. And in both
2:12:29
movies, there is one scene where the human being
2:12:31
is knocked out and has a nightmare where the
2:12:33
animals talk to them. Right. Otherwise they
2:12:35
don't talk. Right. So Snow Dogs has a scene
2:12:38
where... That's because the long note was avoided because
2:12:40
they do talk to them. ... it was avoided.
2:12:42
But Snow Dogs has a scene where Kibagoong Junior
2:12:44
is concussed and then he sees all the Snow
2:12:46
Dogs sitting in barcloungers and they're like, these humans
2:12:48
are silly, huh? And they're like toasting cocktails. And
2:12:50
I remember seeing the trailer at some movie with
2:12:52
Romly, my little sister at that point who's five,
2:12:54
and she's like, gotta see that. And then we
2:12:56
sit there the whole time. She's like, when the
2:12:59
dogs going to talk? Yeah. And Kangaroo Jack, same
2:13:01
thing. The trailer was all him rapping. That's
2:13:03
one nightmare sequence that Jerry O'Connell has. See,
2:13:06
this is why that Ana de Armas fans
2:13:09
have a point. And in my opinion, a
2:13:11
case. I think it's the self-afflicted picture. What
2:13:14
if you suddenly like check your socials and I'm
2:13:16
like, Zach's tweeting a lot about
2:13:18
Ana de Armas. Yes. It's
2:13:21
just like a picture of her getting Dunkin Donuts and you're
2:13:23
like, looking good, queen. I mean, look,
2:13:26
Zach made some bad real estate investments and
2:13:28
he needs to be rewarded $5 million in
2:13:30
the yesterday case now. Also
2:13:33
in the top 10, you've got The
2:13:36
Count of Monte Cristo, the pretty robust
2:13:38
Kevin Reynolds. I like that movie. Could
2:13:40
be Usal and Pierce. Yeah. Just a
2:13:42
fun, old-fashioned sword movie. Sure. Watch that one.
2:13:45
You got A Beautiful Mind, which won the Academy Award for
2:13:48
Best Picture. A big hit.
2:13:51
Big hit? Huge hit. I just want you to
2:13:53
note the pause I took of self-restraint. Good job,
2:13:55
buddy. Thank you. Number eight,
2:13:57
A Walk to Remember, the Mandy
2:13:59
Moore. Shane West
2:14:01
yes second I got Chris
2:14:03
claim is in that but Chris claim is
2:14:05
in a different season a different one spark
2:14:07
seeing ask Romantic drama
2:14:12
Ben's about to perk up because useful
2:14:15
about some prophecies
2:14:17
involving the Mothman Film
2:14:22
Ben has pitched no less than five times
2:14:24
for an episode we have to do it
2:14:26
on Ben's choice That is really delightful. It
2:14:28
was delightful is the first word I think
2:14:30
of The
2:14:32
Mothman properties are when that film starts. It's like
2:14:35
Richard Gere and Laura Linney, right? Like it's like
2:14:37
a you know pretty rope, you know kind of
2:14:39
20 aji cast Yeah, and they're like
2:14:41
you ever heard of the Mothman and I'm just
2:14:43
like leaning forward like the Mothman Number
2:14:48
10 I am Sam maybe one of
2:14:50
the more misguided films ever made yeah
2:14:53
Yeah, that movie was I believe written
2:14:55
and directed Yes,
2:14:58
okay by Molly Gordon's mother Jesse
2:15:00
Nelson, yes, okay. Yep. You're right
2:15:02
who also married to Brian Gordon
2:15:04
Another director. It's a big TV
2:15:06
director. Yeah, but she also Originated
2:15:10
I went down a rabbit hole of
2:15:12
watching a bad holiday movies over the
2:15:14
holiday season once I hadn't seen before
2:15:16
But I had avoided Karina Karina, which
2:15:18
is a pretty good movie.
2:15:21
She originated the premise for Fred Claus
2:15:23
because it started out as a bedtime
2:15:26
story She told now star Molly Gordon
2:15:28
and in Fred Claus Molly Gordon is name-checked
2:15:31
There's a scene where being good or bad or
2:15:34
whatever and he's like, okay, let's get a bike
2:15:36
from all another movie with a big fat liar
2:15:38
himself Geomony is blazing
2:15:40
that thing, right? He's oh, he's
2:15:43
lays in the sleigh in that thing Can
2:15:49
I just listen to play both that movie features
2:15:52
Academy Award nominee perhaps winner by the
2:15:54
time this episode comes out. It could
2:15:56
happen Paul Giamatti Academy
2:15:58
Award nominee Miranda Richardson Academy Award
2:16:01
winner Kathy Bates. Yep Academy
2:16:03
Award winner Rachel Vise. We're getting
2:16:05
to a but. But
2:16:08
two time Academy Award winner Kevin Spacey. Yeah,
2:16:11
that thing is like fucking loaded. It was
2:16:13
Fred Claus. Fred. It was follow up to
2:16:15
Wedding Crashers right for David Dopkin. Yeah. It
2:16:18
was he had he had the juice. It's
2:16:20
a blank check movie. Never seen. Have you
2:16:22
seen Fred Claus? I know you're like negative
2:16:24
two when that came out. Yeah, I wasn't
2:16:27
allowed to watch Fred Claus. That movie is
2:16:29
a nightmare. Yeah, you're not a fan. Right?
2:16:32
No, it's a it's a night. It's the
2:16:34
weirdest combination of like, isn't it time to
2:16:36
give Vince Vaughn his elf like that was
2:16:38
clearly the calculation. Right. Jesse Nelson written that
2:16:41
script and sit around for a while sat
2:16:43
around for a while and Vince Vaughn they
2:16:45
were like, we'll pay you 20 million dollars.
2:16:47
You've reteamed with the Wedding Crashers guy. Bring
2:16:49
your edgy rat-a-tat. leather
2:16:52
jacket fucking asshole
2:16:54
energy. But
2:16:58
they're really trying to go for like, this is
2:17:00
a Santa Claus. This is his elf. It's gonna
2:17:02
start out a little nasty and it's gonna win
2:17:05
you over with charm. And the style is so
2:17:07
incompatible. They also like 90% of
2:17:11
the elves in the movie are played by
2:17:13
little people. But then John Michael Higgins is
2:17:15
also like ludicrous. There are
2:17:17
a couple big actors who they do tiny
2:17:19
face replacement on. And
2:17:21
the effect is not there. Yeah,
2:17:24
also, Elizabeth Banks is also an elf, but
2:17:26
she's just regular size, normal size. And John
2:17:28
Michael Higgins wants a piece. And a lot
2:17:30
of movies, Fred Claus trying to teach
2:17:33
him how to be more of an aloof asshole. So
2:17:35
she falls from him. You're
2:17:38
like, wait, that I remember laughing at.
2:17:40
So strange. Okay, well, it received
2:17:42
negative reviews I'm seeing here. But why are we even
2:17:44
talking about it? Because that didn't come out. Yes,
2:17:47
and also director of IM Sam. Yeah.
2:17:49
And I am Sam was that Dakota
2:17:51
fanning? Yeah. Yes. That's the film where
2:17:53
Sean Penn is sort of intellectually disabled
2:17:55
person although they don't really get into
2:17:58
it. Who's also a single father. Who
2:18:00
is also a single father to an
2:18:02
adorable child put by a decoder reaching
2:18:04
the age where her mental capacity is
2:18:06
exceeding his and it Becomes a custody
2:18:08
battle in the state and she is
2:18:11
Genuinely like astonishing in it like everything
2:18:13
else about the movie is god-awful, right?
2:18:16
And she's so natural and right
2:18:18
that she almost got an Oscar nomination and said
2:18:20
they gave Sean panda an Oscar nomination Yeah, which
2:18:23
is a little I
2:18:25
mean it's really it literally becomes the
2:18:28
Tropic Thunder, but yes The
2:18:31
backbone of the tropics thunder. Yes,
2:18:34
I have heard L fanning plays baby Dakota
2:18:36
in that movie I have heard their voices
2:18:39
so much over the past week because I had
2:18:41
kovat my entire family had kovat My daughter is
2:18:43
obsessed with my neighbor Toto Roger. Oh Which
2:18:46
is just Dakota the English dub of the
2:18:48
most recent Wow is just Dakota and L
2:18:50
I thought that whole time you must been
2:18:53
right around that time kids. Yeah both kids
2:18:55
and they're both very good in it I
2:18:57
mean, it's a totally well I could do
2:18:59
obsessed with equalizer 3 and she's just fucking
2:19:01
obsessed with equalizer 3 and who is the
2:19:04
great? Yeah, exactly playing them on the split
2:19:06
screen No,
2:19:08
just every every you
2:19:10
know Six hours
2:19:12
total. I won't watch total. Oh, I'm like,
2:19:14
all right Dakota kind of eats an equalizer
2:19:16
3. Yeah, you finally watch the three And
2:19:21
the fact that it is a Denzel
2:19:23
Dakota man on fire reunion is like
2:19:25
sweet And then you're like, they're
2:19:27
not really doing enough with it. And then the ending kind of
2:19:29
gets you back. Yeah I'm
2:19:31
not gonna spoil it for the listener, but I told you this and
2:19:34
you were skeptical That the twist
2:19:36
kind of gets you twist is good.
2:19:38
The closing you feel silly for not seeing it
2:19:40
coming But did you see that every one of
2:19:42
those movies they make for like 75 million and
2:19:44
they make like 250 million lock work Look
2:19:47
and we're definitely gonna get another one better, but it hurts
2:19:49
I will I want to tell you something back and then
2:19:51
we should wrap the up Okay, and I know you couldn't
2:19:53
see who I was or wanted to in theaters because you
2:19:55
were too young. Yeah I only
2:19:57
just was allowed to start watching So
2:20:01
the equalizer made $101 million domestically,
2:20:03
just America, on release. How
2:20:08
much did it open to, David? Oh, that's a great
2:20:11
question. It's also important to what you're about to think. Its
2:20:14
opening weekend was $34 million. Okay.
2:20:17
34 of 101 equalizer 2. The
2:20:19
equalizer 2 made $102 million. It
2:20:24
opened to? 36 mil. Okay. Okay.
2:20:28
So it's like the fact that this is
2:20:31
a character so committed to equal.
2:20:33
Equal. Yeah. That
2:20:35
he's like, if I make a 2, we
2:20:37
add $1 to the total, essentially. Here's what's
2:20:39
frustrating. Equalizer 3 opens to? $34
2:20:41
million. Basically the same opening
2:20:43
as all the others. It splits the difference
2:20:45
between the two. It made 92. I
2:20:48
just needed to make an extra $9 million.
2:20:50
They need to re-release that thing in iMacs now.
2:20:52
They need to re-release it on 40,000 screens
2:20:55
so that people are just fooled into buying tickets
2:20:57
somehow. They need to promise everyone who goes to
2:20:59
see it that they will be refunded $100. Just
2:21:04
so we can get this thing to one of
2:21:06
the... The revenue. It's fine. It's fine
2:21:08
if you pay it back. Because I need
2:21:10
equalizer 4 to happen. I agree. He needs
2:21:12
to die making these movies. He needs to
2:21:14
make them for four more decades. I think
2:21:16
he wants to. I think he's basically the only
2:21:18
thing... The only people he's ever made, right? Yes.
2:21:21
And that we've made three of them. I think he's
2:21:24
like kind of the only thing holding society together at
2:21:26
this point. Robert McCall. This
2:21:28
man is so good at fucking equalizing
2:21:30
shit. Especially in equalizer 3, he's like...
2:21:32
He's living in a small Italian town.
2:21:34
But this is... And it's truly...
2:21:36
It feels like he's like, yeah, Home Depot. That was
2:21:38
pretty good. Yeah. Right? Being
2:21:41
friends with Orson Bean or whatever equalizer 2 was about, that was pretty good.
2:21:43
Right. This is the most equal
2:21:45
way of life. Yeah. Like living
2:21:48
in this town where I go get my fish. Oh, yeah. Go
2:21:50
talk to the lady making coffee. Once I finally got equal
2:21:52
pill and I was trying to sell you on these movies,
2:21:55
David, I'm like, each one of them features 40 minutes
2:21:57
of just Denzel even...
2:22:00
Heals daily routine trying to go about it day
2:22:02
and the third one just nails the formula cuz
2:22:04
you're like, you know what this guy does He
2:22:07
has a nice espresso every afternoon talks
2:22:09
to the coffee lady and then
2:22:12
some guy comes in He's like I am a gangster
2:22:14
and I'm like if Denzel doesn't rip this guy's throat
2:22:16
out right away I'm gonna be so mad this guy's
2:22:18
got to die. I will say about spoiled about a
2:22:21
third equalizer Robert McCall
2:22:24
Becomes so violent. Yeah that
2:22:27
he may be becoming the monster This
2:22:30
is interesting territory for equalizer for yeah,
2:22:32
he's unequal I think that would be
2:22:34
interesting to explore because he no
2:22:37
longer he He
2:22:39
starts really working out some issues with with his
2:22:42
Look this man. He's experienced a lot of tragedy,
2:22:45
right? I think there's some unresolved emotional issues with
2:22:47
him Big time he's looking for a sense of
2:22:49
peace. He cannot find it ever equality, right? This
2:22:53
man he demands equality. Yeah, I wish I
2:22:55
do feel like they lose the watch thing
2:22:58
I'd like to watch thing that this feeling that
2:23:00
he's like Steven Soderbergh where he's like I'm in
2:23:02
competition with myself I'm trying to equalize
2:23:04
things faster than I did last time There
2:23:08
maybe you know, maybe he's shuffling 69
2:23:17
my friend I don't forget me like that I
2:23:22
Was trying to be polite so I
2:23:24
said 70. Yeah. No, no fan. My
2:23:26
dude is partying this year He's
2:23:30
trying out some different orientations of his body we're
2:23:32
done Can I just say one last thing because
2:23:34
he brought up Dakota and Elle fanning? Do
2:23:37
you know they were making an adaptation of?
2:23:41
It gives me called the nightingale some best-selling book
2:23:44
That they were gonna star in together the first time being in
2:23:46
a movie as adults that Melanie Laurent
2:23:48
was directing as a
2:23:50
big Columbia Pictures production that
2:23:53
got halted during the pandemic I
2:23:56
think they may be filmed a week. They got
2:23:58
shut down. It has never resumed filming weird
2:24:01
isn't it it was like
2:24:03
a big announced thing of like we bought this
2:24:05
best-selling but we're reaching them out Mellie Ross quietly
2:24:07
been making very good films in France as a
2:24:09
director this was sort of her step up and then the
2:24:11
movie is just they keep delaying
2:24:13
it anyway
2:24:18
sorry I'll turn the lights back on I know
2:24:20
that was kind of weird yeah we did that way
2:24:22
too long in the dark to be a fair we
2:24:24
couldn't afford to keep the mics on in
2:24:27
in light so we had to
2:24:29
it was a production work around and that's
2:24:32
no citations on Wikipedia for that you needed
2:24:34
yeah that fact Zach you're the best in
2:24:36
the best thank you for watching
2:24:38
rollerball oh I was I was happy to I was
2:24:40
thrilled did you did you know you watch on to
2:24:43
be you said I was gonna ask if you bought
2:24:45
I watch on to be and honestly
2:24:49
the jarring commercial
2:24:51
interrupting I was gonna ask some what worked
2:24:54
for the theme of this I could see
2:24:57
the naked commercialism of to be just like
2:24:59
in the middle of someone saying a line
2:25:01
being like erect all this function okay sure
2:25:03
yeah here we go yes it to be
2:25:06
also does the thing where they're like there's
2:25:08
no ads for 45 minutes and then there's
2:25:10
eight ads for the next 45 minute
2:25:13
no you can't get a rhythm yeah they're also
2:25:15
there's no one like trying to
2:25:20
design ad breaks deliberately they're just like yes just
2:25:22
pick it up they'll happen in the middle of
2:25:25
a line in the middle of a word brief
2:25:28
to be aside please for Christmas my wife
2:25:30
got me a poster of 100 like
2:25:32
essential horror films it's a scratch off poster it's
2:25:35
amazing one of the best gifts I've ever received
2:25:37
we've been going back or something wonder how to
2:25:39
it off and then you watch it you you
2:25:41
watch it then scratch it off because often like
2:25:43
a reveal that you wouldn't get
2:25:45
until you've seen the list and they're giving
2:25:47
you the tidbit you wouldn't yeah now that
2:25:49
you you're on the other side you can
2:25:51
learn it might be like the twist is
2:25:53
revealed behind the scratch off whatever right but
2:25:55
we've been going back from the beginning chronologically
2:25:58
and watching like What
2:26:00
is it? Dr. Dr. Pefna
2:26:03
Dr. Bose? No, like Dr. Something's
2:26:06
Cabinet of... It's like considered the first... Caligari.
2:26:09
Yes. Oh, yeah. Dr.
2:26:11
Caligari. Yeah. It's like considered the first
2:26:13
horror movie. So we've been watching all these 1920s silent movies, but
2:26:15
on 2B. And if
2:26:17
you want joy, you
2:26:20
go from Dr. Caligari straight to music,
2:26:22
straight to like a man and woman
2:26:24
being like, we don't have enough money
2:26:27
for growth. And just
2:26:29
like slapping stuff on the table.
2:26:31
Are you depressed? It's amazing. Amazing.
2:26:34
That is really funny. Have you had...
2:26:36
have you watched stuff online that is
2:26:39
interrupted by your own ad breaks? Because
2:26:42
you had a bus commercial campaign where
2:26:44
you were popping up regularly on show.
2:26:46
I was getting fed your ad-a-lide. I
2:26:48
watched like the US Open, you know,
2:26:51
so... But not like in
2:26:53
a 2B style. I was getting it...
2:26:55
I was definitely getting it online because
2:26:57
like I don't have cable. I don't
2:26:59
watch anything on broadcast anymore. And
2:27:01
I definitely remember watching shit online having interrupted by
2:27:03
you saying I'm a very big deal. The
2:27:07
US Open, yes. But that was like, you
2:27:10
know, linear TV. Okay.
2:27:12
If I watch Bosch Legacy on Free V,
2:27:14
I've never watched a Free V show. That
2:27:16
one, I have to watch ads, right? Like
2:27:18
there's no way to pay... Yeah, right. Say
2:27:20
listen. Free V is Amazon's ad
2:27:22
supported streaming service. Like Amazon Prime Video, a
2:27:24
streaming service that they've now decided to add
2:27:26
ads to. Yep. But
2:27:29
it at least... They know it. Right. They're
2:27:32
actually placed with some... Yeah. It's
2:27:34
designed with intent, with purpose. Right. Right.
2:27:38
Zach, you're the best. Best in the biz.
2:27:40
Best in the biz. Ever watch Severance, whenever
2:27:42
that happens. You're so fucking good in
2:27:44
You Hurt My Feelings. Oh, thanks. You
2:27:46
are so good in You Hurt My
2:27:48
Feelings. So fucking good. Thank you. Was
2:27:51
that fun to make? Yeah, it was great. It
2:27:53
was fun. I love her movies, so
2:27:55
it's like super psyched to get to do that.
2:27:57
I'm always a fan of everything you do. I
2:27:59
think you all... You always kill it, but
2:28:01
that role is just like straight three-pointers.
2:28:03
You really hurt twice, Mitch. Yeah, you
2:28:05
really do. Yeah,
2:28:08
it was fun. It was fun. Is
2:28:11
there anything else you want to plug? I'm trying to think of
2:28:13
what else. When's
2:28:16
the baking show coming back? Baking
2:28:19
show, the celebrity holiday
2:28:21
special, the second one of
2:28:23
that is already out on Roku channel. Who
2:28:26
are the celebrity contestants? There's a bunch, and
2:28:28
I could list them off the top of
2:28:30
my head, but I'm not allowed. I'm too
2:28:32
young to... It
2:28:35
looks like DeAndre Jordan was part
2:28:37
of it, NBA center, DeAndre Jordan.
2:28:39
I only follow Roblard Ball, I
2:28:41
don't know whether... Ego
2:28:43
Mwahnam from... The Great. I go on. Phoebe
2:28:46
Robinson, Joel McHale. The Great. Some fun bunch,
2:28:49
our cast. Yeah, it was great. It was
2:28:51
a lot of fun. And then the main
2:28:53
season, I think, will be out sometime
2:28:55
in... I don't know. Casey Wilson
2:28:58
this season? Yes, Casey Wilson is co-hosting this
2:29:00
season. You were filming while
2:29:02
we were doing George Lucas stuff in Edinburgh, so we got
2:29:04
to hang out with you. Yeah, that
2:29:06
was fun. You stopped... You jumped
2:29:08
across the pond. Yeah, hopped on
2:29:10
the old choo-choo and made
2:29:13
my way up to Edinburgh. It was great.
2:29:15
Edinburgh. Edinburgh. We'll
2:29:17
have you on again soon, Zach. The
2:29:19
next time we find a movie whose trailer
2:29:22
led to a lawsuit. There must be trailer-based
2:29:24
litigation. Maybe that... What
2:29:26
was that movie Zach Galifianakis was in right
2:29:28
after the hangover? Lumineers
2:29:30
or something? No, not Lumineers. Visioneers. Visioneers,
2:29:33
where he was in the trailer a
2:29:35
lot. And that was his only... So
2:29:38
I'll sue someone about that and then we can
2:29:41
talk about that. You sue the hell out of
2:29:44
poor indie filmmakers to slap that movie
2:29:46
together. You need to make your next
2:29:48
episode happen by starting your own lawsuit.
2:29:50
Happy New Year. Thank you. You're the
2:29:52
best. And, you know, who else is
2:29:54
the best? Our listeners. I
2:29:56
would never say none toward word about
2:29:58
them. We love them unabashedly. and they've
2:30:00
never driven us crazy. Thank you all
2:30:03
for listening. Please remember to rate, review,
2:30:05
and subscribe. Thank you to Marie Bartier,
2:30:07
our associate producer on the show, AJ
2:30:10
McKeehen, production coordinator, Alex Baron for our
2:30:12
editing, Lame Montgomery and the Great
2:30:14
American novel for our theme
2:30:16
song, Joe Bowen, Pat Rounds for our artwork, JJ
2:30:18
Birch for our research.
2:30:21
As we said, more McTuren
2:30:25
crime info coming next
2:30:27
week on Basic, but also, if
2:30:29
you go to blankcheckpod.com links
2:30:32
to some real nerdy shit, including our
2:30:34
Patreon blank check special features where you're
2:30:36
doing commentaries on the Terminator franchise, but
2:30:38
also doing a full episode
2:30:41
on Pelicano. Yeah, best episode
2:30:43
on Sin Eater, the documentary about this,
2:30:45
the crimes of Anthony Pelicano. Yep. That'll
2:30:48
be posting. Oh, you know what? That's already posted.
2:30:50
Okay. Well then just posted. Look, go listen to
2:30:52
that. Yep. Tune next week for
2:30:54
basic. Yep. The finale.
2:30:57
That's it. Yeah. Uh,
2:30:59
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2:31:03
again. No other things
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to say about it. And as
2:31:07
always, Trit Pines should have gotten
2:31:10
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