We're heading to the principal's office on this one. The boys discuss pizza by the slice shops, Paul and Phil's favorite rapper Gawne, and Paul's failed alter ego. The duo then tackle two advice columns on serving time in the big house (saturday school detention and out of school suspension, that is). They end off with a third segment where they decide which historical figures deserve detention, once and for all.

Article 1: Dr. Wallacehttps://thebrunswicknews.com/opinion/advice_columns/can-couples-kiss-at-school/article_d12e3cd0-e892-5ec4-bb80-b216cd4efd11.html

Article 2: Care and Feedinghttps://slate.com/human-interest/2021/11/should-parents-bribe-kids-parenting-advice-care-feeding.html

Third Seggy: Interview with jazz legend Louis Armstrong