0:00

What's the grossest thing you would say you eat? Do

0:02

you eat raw oysters? I eat raw oysters.

0:04

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Well, you don't eat raw

0:06

oysters? Uh-uh, I don't eat raw fish. No

0:09

raw anything? For real. No. No sushi? Only

0:11

thing I take raw is dick. I don't eat it

0:13

in vegetables. Dick in vegetables. Dick in

0:15

vegetables. I

0:17

don't serve raw oysters, but I serve

0:19

raw dick all the time. Hey,

0:22

something's burning. Something's burning.

0:26

Something's burning. Ladies and gentlemen,

0:28

brand new episode of

0:30

Something's Burning. My good friends, Tiffany

0:33

Haddish and Ryan Sickler. Something's

0:36

burning. Something's burning, and it's weed.

0:39

It's fucking weed. Mine's, yours

0:41

is burning. Both of you guys are burning. So now, here's the

0:43

deal. So I'm going to make homemade

0:46

hummus for you guys, because I know you're hungry right now. Oh,

0:49

oh, oh, yeah, bring that in. But I'm racing

0:51

ingredients.

0:52

Thank you, thank you, thank you,

0:54

thank you. I'm racing ingredients. So I'm going to try

0:56

to make my own tahini. Tahini?

0:59

Tahini. Tahini is an important ingredient.

1:02

And so what I have to do. What is tahini? I have no,

1:05

it's basically roasted sesames.

1:07

Oh, OK, cool. Did you know you could roast

1:09

sesame seeds and mix it with olive oil

1:11

and make you a nice hair grease that

1:14

will make your hair grow?

1:15

That's what I'm making. That's what I'm actually,

1:17

exactly what I'm making. We're having hair grease. Are

1:19

you burning the olive oil? No, no,

1:21

no, I'm toasting the sesame seeds. And

1:24

then I'm going to put them in this processor with

1:26

olive oil. And I'm going to grind

1:28

it up and turn it into a paste. Yeah. And then

1:30

I'm going to throw garlic, lemon, salt,

1:33

a little olive oil, and

1:36

some garlic.

1:37

Fuck, the tahini made it? Are you

1:39

shitting me? The hummus, you're

1:42

making hummus. OK, all right, I got real hummus. And

1:44

I'm going to homemade hummus. We're going to taste test. Do it all. You're

1:46

still racing the tahini, though.

1:47

I'm racing the tahini. I got real hummus.

1:50

OK, cool. I got to go see Dwight Yoakam tonight.

1:54

Who is that? He's a country,

1:56

Western artist. Oh my god! I know exactly

1:58

who you're talking about. Sorry. I do my rolodex

2:01

of people. Sling blade. He's in

2:03

Sling Blade. He's in Sling Blade. He's a, he's

2:05

a, like, he's the, they

2:08

say the Bakersfield sound. Yeah. So

2:10

he would be like, oh, like a, it's kind of honky tonk a little bit. Fast

2:12

as you was a real popular song. Yeah,

2:14

man loves him.

2:16

So this will be the. Those

2:18

country dudes, you never know those country dudes have

2:20

bald as shit till they take that cowboy hat

2:22

off. He is. He is. Tim,

2:25

what's his name? Rawl's bald as shit when

2:27

he takes that hat off.

2:30

Just roasting these. I don't know.

2:33

Is that how you roast? I'm guessing. I'm

2:36

guessing. What's that? He's patrolling.

2:38

I think that was a mistake. Did you watch him? I know

2:40

that, no. Yeah, I just watched all my hands. You know I

2:42

watched him again just for a reason. He said I watched all my

2:44

hands. He said all of them. I mean, cause that's on the

2:46

heat, so that's gone, you know, that'll be good.

2:49

That cookout shit is bullshit. It's

2:51

by the way. That's me a lot about my hands. That's me a lot

2:53

about my hands. That's bullshit. If you're gonna cook out,

2:56

get it Tiff, get it. Roast those seeds,

2:59

roast those seeds, scratching that fucking

3:00

pan all up. No I'm not.

3:03

It's it. Here, we'll throw it like this. I'm not using

3:05

the chili chives. It's rusting. Ooh, it's toasting pretty good.

3:08

I hear them popping. Yeah. Okay,

3:10

you making them. This is the first time I've ever seen this happen. You know,

3:13

do you cook Tiff? Yeah.

3:15

Oh, I bet, I think I've seen you on Instagram cooking.

3:18

Yeah, I cooks. Ooh,

3:20

these are roasting nice.

3:22

Yeah. Who

3:25

would be a celebrity that you'd be shocked if

3:27

I told you they cooked? Like if you were

3:29

like, that person definitely doesn't cook. Tim Dillon.

3:32

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

3:34

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

3:39

He's ordering. He's ordering. He's

3:41

ordering. I bet he doesn't have forcing knives in his

3:43

house. I bet he goes, just send the plastic

3:46

ones. All right, it's toasted.

3:49

It's not going in the way I think it is. No,

3:51

it's not. I need something to funnel

3:53

this into it. How

3:56

do I, that's not going to work the way I think it is. Probably spoon

3:59

it. That's what I'm talking about. I would do it. I would

4:01

spoon it. You could spoon it until you get it to a point where

4:03

you, well, regular spoon, not a wooden

4:05

spoon. Well, not a spoon, but okay,

4:07

that works too. Look at you,

4:09

innovative, creative.

4:11

It's still roasting while it's in the hot

4:14

heat. There you go. This

4:16

is. Nice. Heat

4:20

doing it. God damn it, I hear the fucking door opening. Heat

4:23

ready. I'm doing good, you're doing good. Yes, you

4:25

opening the door to that, you're

4:27

on to heat. Yup. Get

4:31

your roasted sesame seeds and then you're gonna put

4:33

the olive oil in there. Yup, olive

4:36

oil in there. This is all, I mean,

4:38

this is like, I

4:40

don't know what, I

4:43

don't know why I'd even buy olive oil, but it's this easy. That

4:46

part. It's so easy to make olive

4:48

oil, or make a, no, no, no, not

4:50

olive oil, easy to make to him. It's not that

4:52

easy to make olive oil. How

4:55

hard do you think olive oil is to make? It's hard as

4:57

shit. One, two. Jesus

5:00

Christ. Okay, okay, okay. Wow, we've

5:03

all made fucking hummus before, I guess, huh? Yeah. Jesus.

5:06

You poured that like it was vodka, dude. I mean,

5:08

dude, you're just trying to get somebody

5:10

fucking out the olive oil. This

5:14

is gonna be real fucking homemade hummus.

5:21

This smells like roasted sesame

5:23

seeds, smells like dog's feet.

5:27

Well, it smells like a fart to me. It smells

5:29

like a white man's fart to me. It doesn't light, man.

5:33

Yeah, gassy, very

5:35

sulfury and plasticky. I

5:38

think. Oh, damn,

5:40

it smell like a little bit of a yeast infection, too.

5:43

Yeah, it does smell like a yeast infection. Oh my God. It

5:45

absolutely smells like a yeast infection. Here

5:47

we go. And yeast infection. This is my tahini.

5:51

I don't think I'm gonna eat that. No, it's, Tiff,

5:53

you're gonna be shocked at

5:54

how good this is. Okay, because it smells like a yeast

5:56

infection. It smells like a yeast infection.

5:58

It's gonna be a little bit of a yeast infection. All

6:01

right. What we're gonna do is

6:03

we're gonna... Okay. You ready?

6:06

You ready? It's happening. It

6:08

smells weird. It's very pungent. It's

6:11

very pungent. Very pungent. Put

6:14

a garlic clove, maybe two in there.

6:16

It smells chemically. Like you just... You

6:18

busting up some chemicals. I

6:22

wish this was just a tig picker. Add

6:24

the garbanzo beans, more

6:27

olive oil. And what, lemon juice?

6:30

It's very... Lemon. What?

6:33

It's giving it sulfur. Everyone

6:36

can smell it? It's giving it... It's giving, if I

6:38

light a match, it's gonna be a problem.

6:44

It's giving gas tonight. I'm

6:48

rooting for you, Mark. I'm rooting for you. It's giving

6:50

probiotic feel, but not probiotic, like, free

6:52

biotic. I'm gonna taste it no matter what. Is that just water? Is

6:55

that just water? Just to thin it out a little bit,

6:57

cause... Oh

7:04

my God. It's looking like hummus. I

7:10

mean, look out, Sombra. Look

7:12

out, boy's head. It looks

7:14

like hummus. First you have to have

7:16

your own

7:17

hummus line. You about to have your own hummus line, ain't

7:19

you? Oh, shit. What

7:22

did I do with my water? They gonna be selling it

7:24

in Walmart? Right next to the Patti LaBelle

7:26

pies. That's where I'm gonna be, right next to

7:28

Patti LaBelle pies.

7:31

Alright. You need to light some weed.

7:34

You need to light some weed just to clear

7:36

the air to sesame seed. Nothing.

7:41

Motherfucker. It's hard to

7:43

have a conversation when this thing's falling off. Nah,

7:45

but... Yeah.

7:49

Get it. Get it, bud. Get

7:51

it, bud. I'm rooting for it. That was

7:53

good, dude. That looks so hard. That looks

7:55

good. It's passing the

7:57

sights. It's passing the sights.

9:39

the

10:00

way it served in the middle of the list. Actually, I'm good, dude. Probably

10:03

could dial it back on that olive oil that I washed

10:05

and dumped in there, but outside of that. Yeah. I'm

10:08

going with an A-minus. Try that one and say it's

10:10

gonna taste door-bought. You're gonna taste,

10:12

that one's gonna taste like, like,

10:16

like your...

10:19

Wait, which one do you like? Okay,

10:25

I gotta try it now. I gotta try it, hold on. Okay.

10:28

It's the hot and the cold that's fucking with me. But

10:31

I'm going with yours. I'm going with yours. I don't even like

10:33

carrots, and I'm gonna fucking do it with a carrot. Why

10:36

are you doing that bad? Yours is not that bad. Let's

10:38

try the other one. Let's try the other

10:41

one. I'm gonna double, I'm gonna flip around, so.

10:44

This one's got a little bit more tang to it. Yeah,

10:47

yours has a very nutty flavor. And

10:50

the other has a more vinaigrette

10:52

type of... Yeah. Like

10:55

a little razzamatized. Got a little more,

10:58

maybe there's a creamy in there or something

11:01

in the store bar. There's something a little extra in the store

11:03

bar. It's probably just preservatives,

11:05

because I didn't use any preservatives in mine. Probably

11:08

a little vinegar. Yeah. Maybe

11:11

some garlic. I think, I could've used

11:13

more garlic in mine, probably. Maybe a little onion.

11:15

I bet, but I gotta be honest with you, if

11:17

you didn't know, and you were at a party, you'd be like,

11:20

that's not that bad. And if I was at

11:22

a restaurant, I wouldn't send that back. If they brought

11:24

it out, I'd be like, I guess this is how they do their hummus. I'm

11:26

gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest with you. Heavy

11:29

on the double-o, you know what I'm saying? I'm

11:32

gonna, mm, mm.

11:34

Got it up. That brown

11:36

one's a little nutty. Got

11:39

a little nut flavor to it, like, yeah.

11:43

All right. And then I just, this one I got, this

11:47

one got more beans in it. Yeah. You

11:50

think that's what it is? I bet if you did mix the

11:52

both, I bet they're good.

11:53

Did a little, well, half and half. A

11:55

combo. Well, I got you guys snacks, I know you're hungry,

11:57

but here's what I'm making you guys today. You ready for this?

13:51

You

14:00

just brought up, that's a good, I mean

14:02

if I'm at this car, you know, I'm gonna be there for 2025 at least. A

14:06

car wash with a strip club attached? I

14:09

mean, that could do well. Wait, are the strippers

14:12

washing the cars and they're covered in suds? No, the

14:14

strippers aren't washing the cars. They got like regular

14:16

car wash people and then you go into

14:18

the strip club, which is attached to the car

14:21

wash. And there's like gourmet

14:23

food too. It's like a five star restaurant

14:26

as well. So you got good food. You

14:29

got

14:29

gas shaking all around and

14:31

you got to get in your car wash. Send

14:34

these guys my way. This sounds like a great

14:36

business. Yeah, but that's what's popping in. That's

14:39

Atlanta. I've heard a lot

14:41

of ideas. I mean, I kicked a guy

14:44

out of my band and he started a band called Creed. Yeah,

14:47

I love it. Yeah, I'm the last

14:49

guy to have like great ideas. Or

14:52

even like, I think about some things too. Like

14:54

if you would have pitched me dancing

14:56

with the stars, I would have said, who the fuck

14:58

wants to watch stars dance? I

15:01

want to be on that show so bad. I

15:03

can make that happen today. Nah,

15:08

well. You'd be great on it. You'd be great on it because

15:10

your energy is pure. I'm here to be on the feed for it. Yeah,

15:12

and I've been wanting to be on that

15:13

show since it started. For real? Yeah,

15:16

and then I was trying to get on it and they wouldn't

15:18

let me do it. You can fucking sing.

15:20

Did you ever see her

15:21

fucking, fuck

15:24

the fuck? Yeah, I worked on the show with you guys. I

15:27

was your producer. I

15:29

also saw her do it at the.

15:34

I also saw her do it at

15:36

the. He's doing good. OK,

15:39

OK. Oh, because you got an air line. Now I got

15:41

to fucking.

15:44

I got you. I'm trying to mix it. As long as

15:46

the flavor right, it don't matter how thick it is.

15:49

Well. That's

15:51

how I see. So wait, so

15:53

wait. Goddamn comedy jam. I

15:56

saw her also do it at the. What

15:58

was that theater called? over there on on

16:01

La Brea where we did it first. Didn't

16:03

they hold it? No, no, no, on La

16:05

Brea? She killed it there too. Dude,

16:07

you liked it. You

16:10

liked the show so much you even came in and you did

16:12

like a backup singing for Owen Smith.

16:15

That's how I got on the show. Yeah. I did it for

16:17

him first. I was watching. You were great. I

16:19

did a backup singing for him first. That's right.

16:23

And then,

16:24

Josh was like, Oh, how about

16:26

that? Yeah, you can do, you want to do this, perform, you

16:28

can perform here. So like we have a weird connection

16:31

me and Tiff

16:32

because well, first of all, we did reality by his back

16:34

back in the day. Yeah, way back in the day.

16:37

Way back in the day. But then randomly

16:40

Leanne said, I think it was when we were doing that show, Leanne

16:42

said to me, Do you know a comedian

16:44

named Tiffany Haddish? And I went, I do.

16:47

I go, I know you were doing the show. And she goes, really?

16:50

You know her? And I said, yes. She goes, I know her grandmother. I was like,

16:52

what? Her grand, Leanne and Tiffany's

16:54

grandmother. Is that right? Yeah, they work together. They work

16:56

together at a... Larry's Primary

16:58

Restaurant. Where? Larry's Primary

17:00

Restaurant. I'm Beverly Hills. Oh, out here. Yeah,

17:02

out here. Yes. And so Leanne

17:05

will

17:05

hear stories about Tiffany from her

17:07

grandma every night. So then we're

17:10

at home, you do goddamn comedy

17:12

jam. We're taking the girls to school and

17:15

I'm waiting for my episode. So I'm watching the new episodes

17:18

come up and Tiffany's episodes on. And

17:20

I go, hey, Leanne, here's

17:22

Tiff. She's doing a goddamn comedy

17:25

jam and the girls come out. We're getting ready to take her to

17:27

school. Oh my God. No. And

17:30

she does... No. Proud

17:33

Mary.

17:34

And the fucking cape comes off and

17:36

the stomping. That heavy ass

17:38

dress. That thing was heavy. Leanne's crying. Leanne's

17:40

crying. We're like,

17:41

this is fucking amazing. And Georgia

17:43

and I was like, who is she? Who

17:46

is she? I was like, it's Tiffany

17:48

Haddish.

17:48

It's fucking crazy. My girls

17:51

know people in a weird way. Like, they only

17:53

know Amy Schumer because she killed our hamster. Oh

17:55

my God.

17:57

That's a

17:57

good answer. It

18:00

was not totally her fault. It was a it

18:02

had an illness so it needed Insulin shots

18:05

and you're supposed to like pinch the skin and then put

18:08

the needle in the skin and she just shoved it

18:10

in his back into his spine and gave

18:12

it the shot. No And

18:16

died wait a minute yo, yo

18:18

hamster had diabetes You

18:20

have to give me insulin shot. Yeah I

18:24

also don't Prozac

18:30

and shit. What are we talking about? I'll

18:32

tell you what? No, I said

18:34

I'm hearing about people doing this shit. I'm saying

18:37

dogs today Wouldn't even

18:39

survived in the fucking 80s. None

18:41

of these dogs today. What no fucking been

18:44

able to hang in it Not

18:48

one not one. Oh, not

18:50

one. Let me tell you something. We

18:52

put our dog down yesterday

18:54

I'm sorry. I know it's talking about But

18:58

It was it's a weird conversation. So I said it's uh,

19:00

it's your kidneys I want to go she's 16

19:03

17 years old. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna

19:05

get a kidney transplant for her and I was like Saying

19:11

that cuz I was in front of you and she was like don't be a serious

19:13

I go Need

19:18

a wheelchair Transplant

19:27

no, what is she fucking?

19:30

Well, my dog died in

19:32

the top of 2022 That's

19:34

how new that they wanted 2022 She

19:36

died and my sister took her to the hospital

19:39

and I told my sister just let her be a piece Is she

19:41

doing whatever just let her do whatever? Like

19:44

how she gonna go? She's like no, I'm taking

19:47

to the hospital. She took it to the hospital. They revived

19:49

her like three times Giving

19:51

her the paddles

20:01

And like 30 minutes before I got there,

20:03

you

20:03

know, they call me and talk about, we about to revive

20:05

her again. I said, let my bitch die. Let

20:08

her be at peace. Why you

20:10

keep bringing her back? She 14 years

20:12

old. This a blue

20:13

nose pimple. She lived a beautiful life.

20:16

Let her be at peace. Now I got an American

20:18

bulldog. Cause all my black friends

20:20

like, you gonna sit up here and be sad about that one dog. You

20:22

got money. Go get another dog. Now

20:25

I got this other dog. This dog is a yeasty

20:27

bitch. She got all these

20:29

clothes. You got to clean all the foam. Oh

20:31

yeah. We got a bull mastiff. We got two

20:33

bull mastiffs. You got to get her nose. You got to get all in there. She's

20:35

like, I don't know. I

20:37

think I don't know what's wrong with this. I want to get

20:40

a pet psychic

20:40

now. I've been hanging around a lot of white women. They been

20:42

talking about pet psychics. Yeah, that sounds white. That

20:45

sounds very white. And I want to get one now. Cause she

20:46

keep peeing in the bed. I don't know what's

20:48

wrong with her. I got her

20:51

company, you know, I

20:53

don't know what's wrong with her. You take her to the vet. I

20:55

took her to the vet. The vet's like, she's healthy.

20:58

You know, she just, maybe

21:01

that's her thing. She sent you a message. And so now this mother thing.

21:03

Is it like when you come home after you've been

21:05

gone for a minute? No, she just do it. She'll

21:08

look at me in my eyes and sit in her

21:10

bed and pee. She be looking at me like

21:12

this. And

21:16

she peeing. Is she getting really drunk?

21:18

Cause I piss in the bed if I get really drunk. I

21:21

don't

21:23

think she getting drunk. We got

21:25

a Cavalier King Charles, a

21:27

spaniel. This dog's one and a half. You have it

21:30

now? Yeah.

21:30

Cause I, look, I really

21:32

love this dog. But if I'm being honest, I'm

21:35

a, I'm a devoted single dad.

21:37

And then having a dog and

21:39

traveling is a lot, right? So

21:42

always looking for a dog sitter. Somebody helped

21:45

me, whatever. And this

21:47

fucking dog, my daughter was like, dad, can we get

21:49

a dog? And it was during the pandemic. And

21:51

I just, you know, I got all hyped up. And I said,

21:53

if the government says you can't have friends,

21:56

we're getting a dog. And I was like,

21:59

storm the wrong.

22:00

There's so many gods in the town right now. There's

22:02

so many gods in

22:02

the town right now. So we

22:04

went to the pound. We went to the pound first.

22:08

And during the pandemic, the three pounds we

22:10

went to, they come outside

22:12

and they tell you, you have to go to the website and

22:15

you have to pick your top five dogs. And

22:17

I said, why five? And they

22:19

said, well, one could be taken, one could have behavioral

22:22

problems, one could have health problems. And

22:25

I was like, we are not taking our fifth choice rescue dog.

22:28

We're going to eat our face off in the middle of the night. What

22:30

you looking for, bro? I'm looking for...

22:32

A fork? No, the grits. What

22:35

do I do with the grits? We're

22:37

going to have to make them. They're

22:39

right here, bro. Oh, here we go. What, you thought there

22:41

was more poppy seeds? Is that how

22:43

many grits I put in? How many? Six

22:46

cup of water. Oh,

22:49

yeah. Oh, where's the box? The box

22:51

tells me how to make it. You know how to make grits? No.

22:54

Oh, yeah, I do. Have you made grits before? Come

22:56

on. Three-quarters cup

22:58

water. Watch this.

23:00

One. And

23:04

then this will be... If you did

23:06

another three-quarters cup water... Are you using tap

23:08

water? No, it's bottled. One

23:11

half.

23:14

That's the sound of bottled water

23:16

over there. That's

23:19

under the sink, you kidding me. Like I'm dead. Three.

23:24

He's yelling over. He's trying

23:26

to get three. It's bottled. Three-quarters

23:29

cup of water.

23:31

And he over there... One and a half. Don't

23:33

waste the two gallons of water already.

23:35

You better

23:37

be better off pouring one bottle of bottled

23:40

water. Wait, do you think grits

23:42

are supposed to be made not with tap water? No,

23:45

you don't make them with tap water, bro. What do you make

23:47

them with? Distilled water? Spring water.

23:50

But see, now hold on. You're boiling that, right? The

23:52

grits? You're boiling that water, right? Of course.

23:55

That will boil out. That's fine. That

23:57

hand print he put on... That's motherfucking bird's

23:59

eye.

23:59

seeds they gonna cook out. Yeah I mean it's

24:02

just gonna be a little chlorine in there.

24:05

That's good for it. It should boil out. It should

24:07

be fine. It should be fine. Chlorine don't boil out.

24:09

I don't know.

24:10

You ever look at your pots after you cook it? Yeah,

24:12

they get all white. You

24:15

use tap water. Me? That

24:17

looks fucking good. This bacon

24:20

looks fucking great. Is it just bacon you put in there? You

24:24

know what would have been really great if you had just took

24:26

one strip of that bacon and cut it up into a

24:28

few pieces. And wrap it around some shrimp.

24:32

And put that on the top. Use it as garnish

24:34

on the top of your... The one like poppish shrimp? I

24:37

mean I'm just saying use it as garnish on

24:39

top of your plate but now your shit gonna look ugly.

24:42

Tiff, what do you say? If anything

24:44

I'm about presentation. Okay we're

24:46

gonna see. You're gonna be like... Amen to that.

24:48

Okay but Tiff you

24:49

have wrapped one out of shrimps

24:51

in bacon. Just one? And just

24:53

put it on top. Do we have another piece of bacon?

24:56

I'll wrap one shrimp and bacon. Oh my god

24:58

that would be so good. Who's your favorite

25:00

celebrity you ever met? And

25:03

be regular Tiff right now.

25:06

Remember when you met them as a celebrity? And not like...

25:08

Like you might meet someone?

25:10

Like Snoop's my favorite. Snoop's my

25:12

favorite. He'll always be my

25:14

favorite because he was Snoop when the

25:16

second you met him. Him and Orange Sports and Egger

25:18

blow me away because they are the thing

25:20

you want them to be and they let you have

25:23

the moment you want to have. That's nice.

25:25

It's the coolest fucking thing. Yeah.

25:28

Dang it. I might have to say Snoop too because he's

25:31

always been... He loves you. I

25:33

love

25:33

him too and he's always been

25:36

exactly what... Like

25:39

he's always been himself. Like

25:42

he's real to me. So I

25:45

guess I would be my favorite. Yeah

25:48

that's definitely my favorite rapper too

25:50

when it comes to favorite celebrities

25:52

and rappers and whatnot. Mine's

25:55

Woody Harrelson.

25:57

Really? Yeah I got the smoke weed with him. It

26:00

was a weird thing. It was the late... I smoked weed with him

26:02

till he's cool too. He likes Snoop! Yeah.

26:05

It was the late 90s. And

26:07

he was in the movie with Matthew McConaughey back

26:10

in the day called EdTV. You remember that? Yes,

26:12

when they was letting us know when reality TV was supposed to

26:14

come to be. The College Bar Futurists are about to be like... Beginning

26:17

of that. 100%.

26:18

So a friend of mine from college, his name's Mike,

26:21

he moves out here and he gets

26:23

hired at CNN as a cameraman.

26:25

And one day Ron Howard comes in

26:27

and he's looking for cameramen who

26:30

also look good because they're going to be on camera

26:32

in this movie following Woody

26:34

Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey. And

26:36

he gets the gig. Boom. Like that's the... Like,

26:39

you know, that bullshit where you just got here 10 seconds

26:41

ago and you're already in a Ron Howard fucking movie. Like,

26:43

go fuck yourself.

26:45

So... I love when that happens. They're at a

26:48

little bit of a little aftershoot and

26:50

they're at Barney's Beanery in Hollywood. He's like, yo,

26:52

Woody wants to smoke weed. I told him you have

26:54

some weed. Come over. Let's smoke weed with Woody.

26:57

I said, boom. I jump in the car. I drive over.

27:00

And Woody goes outside. It's just three of us.

27:02

This homeless dude comes bouncing up to

27:04

Woody Harrelson. He's like, Woody Harrelson, give

27:07

me $20. And Woody goes, I'll tell

27:09

you what, I'll give you $20 right now. If

27:11

you can name three movies I've been in and

27:14

you see this dude's eyes like the fuck

27:16

up. He starts that, you know, that little run in place,

27:18

you know, you know, all the time. He's like, all right. He goes,

27:20

money train. And Woody Harrelson's like, that's one.

27:23

He goes, white man can't jump. He goes, that's two. And

27:25

he goes,

27:26

cowboy way. And Woody Harrelson

27:28

goes, how in the fuck do you know cowboy

27:30

way? And he goes, I slept underneath your billboard on sunset.

27:37

Woody Harrelson, that was $20 and

27:39

he rolled out. That was

27:41

fucking

27:41

great. That was fucking great.

27:44

That's fucking great. I

27:46

love it. So good.

27:48

I put my crab cakes in the freezer. Because

27:51

to get them colder faster. Is

27:54

that a bad idea? I don't know. I'm not about to

27:56

find out. I haven't been in there that

27:58

long. They're good. They've all been in like. 10 minutes.

28:01

I like to call

28:02

my friend for six minutes. She's like the

28:05

person who wants to do it. How oldies look good.

28:08

I don't live. Do you live by yourself? I live with

28:10

success. With what? Success. Oh,

28:13

where does she dance? I mean,

28:15

I like that. I didn't like this when I fell. I

28:17

was born by myself. She dances at the carwalk to Tiffany.

28:21

No one got that fucking banger of a fucking

28:23

joke. I live with success.

28:26

Oh, where did she dance? At

28:28

my house. At your car wash. She danced

28:31

in my heart.

28:33

You seem like, I feel like if

28:35

I was you, I would have a huge house and then

28:37

family living in there. But

28:44

then I go, I forget you're also just a regular

28:46

person. It's hard to separate. It really

28:48

is. To watch

28:51

you live your life, because it's all

28:53

over the place right now. And

28:56

then to separate the two and go, that's

28:58

the same

29:00

Tiffany. It really is

29:02

fucking crazy. Living in a little three bedroom house

29:04

with a hundred

29:06

square foot, maybe a little more

29:08

than a hundred square feet. I was going to say a little more than

29:10

that. How big is the current kid? A garden, my garden,

29:13

my garden. Bigger. Let

29:16

me see that. That's good. That's

29:18

not bad. You just

29:20

want to mold it so it cooks evenly through

29:22

there. That's nice.

29:25

That looks delicious. It looks good. Well

29:28

done. Bacon.

29:32

Mother fucker. Look at what Instagram

29:34

does. Come in here and get your flowers. Who just did

29:36

that? Noelle, get in

29:38

here. You just

29:40

made Tiffany Haddish's fucking night. Yeah, you did. Yeah,

29:43

you did. Let me help you. She

29:45

all right?

29:47

And

29:51

I washed my hands before I sat down. Unless

29:54

y'all want to see me wash my hands. No.

29:57

Is that a thing? No, some of you like it down. By

29:59

the way, I'll drink off your hand.

29:59

My hands dirty. We can breathe. Oh,

30:02

I got it, boo. Bird, have you ever

30:04

walked by a table with food left on

30:06

it and eaten food off that table? I was like, hang

30:08

on. I thought you were gonna say, have you ever walked by a table with

30:10

food left on it? No.

30:14

Have you ever eaten food off someone else's table? I

30:16

got fired from CDB.

30:18

It's fired. I got fired.

30:20

I got fired. I got my dad. It was

30:22

a big fight with me and my dad.

30:24

You didn't just do it

30:26

walking out of a spot. It was fried

30:28

green tomatoes and I hurriedly heard about them and they weren't

30:30

making them for us because

30:33

we worked there.

30:34

That's a lot of bacon to... No, no, no, no, no, no. On one

30:36

piece of shrimp. It's like putting fork

30:38

on the bone. You're not gonna feel it. You're

30:41

not gonna feel it. If you do tell them to get

30:43

it on the side. Hey, let me help you with the knife. No,

30:45

I'm not. Let me help you with the knife. Let me help

30:47

you with the knife.

30:50

Here, here's a knife. Okay.

30:54

Alright, now I'll fix this for you. Watch,

30:57

watch. This is what you do, Tiff. Ready? Girl,

31:00

like, oh, you did cut it.

31:01

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I

31:03

know it looked bigger to you because it was in my brown hands,

31:05

but it's not that big.

31:09

It wasn't that big. Okay.

31:12

Yeah, small hands. I got fired. And

31:14

my small brown hands. That was a lot. He

31:16

thought it was a lot. Hey, where's another

31:18

pan, Stace?

31:26

You know, I used to work at this retirement

31:28

community. They refused to call it an old age home.

31:31

Because them bitches was trying to fuck. No,

31:34

they were like, some of them were

31:36

healthy enough and stuff. So I was a busboy.

31:39

But the first part of my

31:41

evening was to show up to the kitchen.

31:44

You're passing me one up, correct. And I would get the meals

31:46

for the people who couldn't make it to the cafeteria, whether

31:49

they were disabled or just weren't going to dine

31:51

in this evening, you would deliver food to their

31:53

house. They called it

31:55

a cottage. And I started doing the same thing,

31:57

Bert. I was like, I figured out a little.

33:58

You're fucking... Get right

34:01

there. It's Christina Colano. Oh, you rich,

34:03

rich! Oh, you

34:05

super

34:06

rich! Oh, but he's in my pants. You got like,

34:09

you got the ice in the counter. That's

34:11

the first time I've seen that, too. Christina

34:13

put a cat, I was like, this ice is hot. You

34:15

got counter ice. I got counter ice! Counter

34:18

ice. Yo! You got

34:20

counter ice, bruh! He

34:23

ready! The one thing when I got money,

34:25

Leango is, what? Like, we're going to build

34:27

these kitchens out. What do you want in them? And

34:30

I said, here, let me get you more. And I said, I

34:32

want good fucking ice.

34:34

Because good ice will make you feel like you're really here. Amen.

34:37

Yeah! Good ice makes you feel rich. Give me ice and outlets.

34:40

Give me some mullagoe and outlets. I mean, my

34:42

ice still coming out of my refrigerator. I got to

34:44

step it up. I got to get some counter ice.

34:48

I'll tell you what, I got this ice,

34:50

right? I got, these are big block ice. I

34:53

got popcorn ice. Popcorn ice!

34:55

Yeah, popcorn ice is nice. That's the best. Yeah!

34:57

It's like the kind you get when you get a... Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A

35:00

ice. I got popcorn ice. I got cubed

35:03

ice. And

35:06

then I got rectangle ice. You

35:08

got all the ices. Rectangle's

35:10

my least favorite. Sometimes they

35:12

slide perfectly into drinking. And then you don't get

35:14

the tag of family. You got the big

35:16

rectangle ice? Well, I got those. That's the Japanese.

35:19

The ball ones. The ball ones. I don't

35:21

like them because it's like you're trying

35:23

to not

35:24

let a dick in your mouth. You're like,

35:26

well, how do I get this in? I

35:28

like it in the summertime because it cool your

35:31

lips. And then you breathe in cool air.

35:33

Oh, yeah.

35:34

In the summer, one of them big balls on

35:36

a big cube. Yeah. And you're doing like this.

35:39

It's like cool air coming in your nose,

35:41

cooling your lip. It feels so good.

35:43

And sometimes the ice hits your

35:45

lip just a little bit. And it's like a kiss.

35:49

A cool. Oof. Tsk,

35:51

tsk, tsk. What's the like, what's the hottest

35:55

you've ever been in your life? Do you have a point

35:57

where you remember just being the hottest you've ever

35:59

been? I feel like I'm gonna fucking die. So

36:02

many times. I mean, why are you

36:05

still living with my grandmother and her little row

36:07

home in Baltimore? We had no air condition. The same

36:09

thing. It's 100 and we used

36:11

to put a thermometer in the house and get up to like 106.

36:15

My dad did, he put this thing in called an

36:17

attic fan. Have you ever heard of an attic

36:19

fan? Where it sucks wind through a window. It

36:22

didn't work at all though. It's supposed to pull the

36:24

hot air up into the house and cool

36:26

the house down by just getting rid of the hot air, but it

36:28

didn't work at all. Those attic fans,

36:30

I lived, so I lived

36:32

in an attic one time that had an attic fan and they'd

36:35

turn it on and you'd

36:37

get all the fucking hot air from there. Yeah,

36:39

yeah. Damn. That's

36:43

probably

36:43

the hottest you've ever been. Just the hottest you've

36:46

ever been. You was probably so skinny. 165 degrees

36:48

up there.

36:49

That was so

36:51

funny. Super skinny. He's

36:55

always dehydrated. Po,

36:57

baby. That's what you sure

36:59

was. I

37:00

think the hottest I've ever been,

37:02

I don't know, I've been to California most of my

37:04

life, so I would say

37:07

when I went to New Orleans for the first time,

37:09

I've never

37:11

been hot like that. I've been in that dry

37:14

heat like in like Palmdale or in Nevada,

37:16

that Lancaster heat, whatever, but I

37:19

thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to drown

37:21

in, like I thought I was

37:22

going to boil to death. But

37:25

we're just standing here and I feel like I'm

37:28

in the ocean, like I'm drowning

37:31

in my own sweat.

37:34

It's like wearing somebody else's skin,

37:36

that fucking humidity. That humidity

37:39

plus the heat, man, I don't know. I

37:43

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39:25

Is there supposed to be heat under the shrimp? Not

39:28

yet. I'm letting them soak in that grease. There's

39:30

fucking water over here as a soldier.

39:32

This son of a bitch won't boil over a God bear

39:35

today. It's boiling. But he don't have it on super

39:37

high. I don't have it on super high. It's not centered.

39:39

He got it on center. It's not centered. It's

39:41

not centered but he also doesn't have

39:43

it on um. Here we go. We're about

39:45

to cook this bitch up. He don't got it on the hottest

39:48

of cavities. Here we go. But now we

39:50

get ready to stir some grits. Stir

39:53

some grits. Put in some cheese. Did

39:55

you put some?

39:55

Put in some seasoning. What kind of cheese

39:58

do you use for your grits? I do. Uh,

40:01

Cheddar. Can I tell you my favorite

40:04

cheese is American cheese? I'm trapped.

40:06

I'm with you. You can't have American cheese too, especially

40:08

government American cheese. American

40:11

government cheese is my favorite. Did

40:14

you ever have that? Mm-mm. You never

40:16

had American government cheese? I do

40:18

not believe I have. You ever had a government

40:20

cheese? I'm going to craft singles of pride at the same

40:22

day. Tiffany, I grew up with a little bit

40:25

of privilege. Okay. Not a

40:27

ton. Like, not a ton, but I think if you... I

40:29

think if you saw a highlight reel

40:31

of my childhood, you'd be like, oh, that must have been

40:33

nice. Yeah. I

40:40

can't deny it. It's silly

40:43

to deny it, because you watch

40:45

people go... You watch people try to lie

40:47

about it and go, no, I had it tough.

40:50

And then you're like, no, you didn't. These

40:53

grits are going to be done pretty quick, huh? Yeah, they

40:56

don't take long. So

40:58

you can put the cheese in now?

41:01

I'm going to

41:03

turn it on a very low simmer and get it taken

41:05

off. Yeah, you probably have to turn it on. You can take them off.

41:08

I would agree with that. Yeah, and let it

41:10

sit for just like a minute or two. And

41:12

we've got shrimp with bacon in the oven, crab cakes

41:14

in the oven. Crab cakes in the oven. Everything's about to be played. Britz

41:17

are going. Shrimp's about to hit last.

41:20

They press it for

41:20

like one minute. I should

41:22

put the cheese in now, huh? Mm-hmm. With

41:25

some seasoning. And all that.

41:28

You need a top to this. Do you have a top to this, do you think? I'm

41:30

just going to do this. Watch this. Put

41:32

a plate on it.

41:34

That's what I would do. Perfect.

41:38

That's a damn good one. You have to turn your fire off, though. Turn the fire

41:40

off. I got it. Okay. All

41:43

right. Shrimp.

41:44

Shrimp's almost fucking done. Does

41:47

it make me gay if I hook up with somebody

41:49

that was born a man, but then they

41:51

turn into a woman, but they keep their penis, and

41:54

I get pregnant by them?

41:55

Nope. First

41:58

of all, I think gay is a slippery slope. these

42:00

days. I think there's a lot of shit you can do

42:02

that people don't think is gay anymore. Oh,

42:04

yeah. And so, uh, so I'm just saying,

42:07

if they, so will we both be the mama

42:09

or

42:09

would I

42:12

just, I'd be the mama and they ain't a daddy, but

42:14

they the mama daddy. No,

42:17

you know, if you birth, I'm

42:19

not getting into there. I

42:23

did a podcast with a woman named Rachel Hollis and

42:26

she was talking

42:27

about periods, but she didn't want to offend people.

42:30

So she was calling women

42:33

just referring to them as to make it clear

42:36

bleeders. If you're a leader. Yeah,

42:38

that's I hate that.

42:39

That's what I'm saying. Like, I hate that. Like, cause

42:42

what if it would have been a minute, they make something

42:45

where if you do say I'm a woman

42:47

all the way,

42:47

you do that.

42:50

I mean, if you get transplan, you can transplant

42:53

some ovaries

42:55

and a uterus. If you can do that,

42:59

I would get on that operation immediately

43:01

and start having more kids. You, you would

43:04

do it. I

43:09

thought you meant that. Would you do it right now?

43:12

What if you could have a kid, another kid right

43:14

now? Okay,

43:17

I got a proposition for you, Brett. How

43:23

much to buy one of your eggs? I

43:26

hear eggs myself. I have

43:27

put, let me tell you something. I

43:29

had donated eggs, but they paid

43:31

me $10,000. I don't know how I donate

43:33

them. I feel like I sold them. Wait,

43:35

you donated them to, I

43:36

feel like I sold them because they gave me $10,000 to science.

43:41

No, to a, to a fertility clinic.

43:45

Are you serious? So hold on. I have Orange County.

43:47

Wait a second. Is that, so

43:50

if someone has a baby with

43:52

that egg, I

43:54

was supposed to get five more thousand dollars. Hold

43:56

on. I'm not even talking about the money. If you, someone

43:59

you- Her baby. Is

44:01

that your baby? The same way if we donated

44:03

sperm to someone, they have a child, that's our

44:05

baby, technically. Is that the same? I'm

44:08

ignorant to a lot of things, but if you're donating an

44:11

egg and that person has a baby with that egg,

44:14

is that DNA still yours? Later,

44:16

would they be able to test down the line and match back

44:18

to you? Of course, of course. That's fucking wild.

44:21

So someone has a child?

44:23

Not because I've never got my $5,000 more dollars. No,

44:26

I bet you're right. And they got 28.

44:28

You gave them 20 bucks? I

44:32

need that money. 10 an egg? 10 an

44:34

egg? Uh-uh. 10 for 20? Yeah,

44:38

I like that. 10 for fucking 20.

44:41

It was not that, it was literally flat

44:44

right 10, but let's go

44:46

with 10 an egg, yeah. But if one took,

44:49

then it was a plus five? Yeah,

44:51

so it was $10,000. Yeah, escalators in the clause. That's

44:55

fucking great. And you never got the five,

44:57

so you have to assume they never had a baby. Nobody got

44:59

none of my eggs. And then I went over

45:01

there to check it out like a year ago.

45:05

What do you mean, where do you go? I went back over

45:07

there where I ate my eggs, I was just to see if

45:09

they were still there. What do you mean

45:11

to see if they're still there? What do you mean,

45:13

you can go see? I went to

45:15

see if my eggs was there. Were they there?

45:18

No. What do you mean, no? They

45:21

was gone. It turned into

45:23

a mental health facility. Where the

45:25

fuck are your eggs? I don't know. You

45:27

just got random eggs out there, moved from a facility

45:30

that you no longer know where.

45:31

They probably did, that was over 20 years ago, bro.

45:34

This is the only time I've ever been bummed

45:36

that I'm not listening to a conversation. If

45:39

I'm not mistaken, you sold eggs to a mental

45:41

facility? Yeah, that's about right. That's

45:44

pretty accurate. They barreled. That

45:46

fucking sounds like it. It ain't farreled.

45:51

All right, I think we're really

45:53

close. I was 21, bro. I'm not judging you at

45:55

all, I just want to understand how it works. Thank

45:58

you. Y'all say y'all. Listen.

45:59

Hold on, same age. I

46:02

can't sell my sperm for 25 bucks. Give

46:05

us money I had in high school. I called 21 places

46:09

to donate my sperm. Nobody wanted it. My

46:11

grandmother. What, you called your grandmother?

46:14

My grandmother was pissed because she was saying

46:16

the whole time, these are still your children

46:18

if you do this, I'm against this. But I was like,

46:20

I need the fucking money. But what I learned in

46:22

doing that is that you can't

46:25

donate sperm more than two times

46:27

in a certain mile radius. Yeah,

46:29

because

46:29

even though it's not probable,

46:32

it's possible those two humans could

46:34

get together and then unbeknown to them

46:36

have, you know, incest

46:38

babies. Funny with that. And

46:40

I was like, well, there goes the money. Oh, you know that dude right

46:42

now with that dude, he got like 800 kids or something. And

46:44

he's a doctor. He was a doctor at this fertility

46:47

clinic. And he was just, anytime anyone wanted

46:49

to get pregnant, he just gave him his sperm and then Johnny

46:51

Appleseed at his whole town.

46:53

And they're all related? They're all related. No.

46:57

And his community. Yeah, that's fucking

46:59

I was like, oh, damn, is he

47:01

black? No, he's a white guy. Oh,

47:03

well, same shit. He's

47:06

dead. You see them. What are

47:08

you looking at? The shrimp over there. But

47:10

it's gonna be delicious. It's gonna be good. Is that an apple

47:13

time? Yeah. I came out of nowhere.

47:16

It's gonna be, it's gonna be, you guys, we have enough for

47:18

you want to try one? Yeah,

47:23

of course.

47:24

Thanks. Because

47:26

we're hungry. To throw together here, it came out. Look at these

47:28

little tongs we got. Here,

47:31

I'll put them over. Oh, fuck. Oh, well,

47:33

that one's. That's all good. They ain't

47:35

that juicy. They look good. You know what they say about

47:37

the shrimp? They say they the roaches of the sea. Yeah.

47:40

Yeah. Let's eat them up. In that

47:42

case, serve me a fucking roach. So we about to go to the bottom of the room. I

47:44

can't wait. You are what you need. Get ready for the

47:46

bottom of the room. Get ready for the bottom of the room. Bring it

47:48

out. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat

47:51

it. I'm gonna eat

47:51

it. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna

47:54

eat it. Give it up. I

47:56

got a peasants pallet. I'm ready. I

47:58

got a peasants pallet. name of a fucking

48:00

cooking show. Oh,

48:04

thank you. Mm

48:07

hmm. That's damn

48:10

good. What? That's what

48:13

I didn't make. Are

48:15

you cooked? Ready for I'm gonna plate it. I'm gonna plate it. Here

48:18

we go. I'm gonna plate it. That's

48:20

all right. Fucking great. We got

48:29

grits.

48:33

Oh shit. Yeah,

48:37

right. God damn that bacon is good. Okay.

48:39

I feel like the trap eggs could be cooked a little

48:41

longer. You think? I don't know. They look pretty

48:43

good to me. Okay. There

48:47

we go. Now we

48:49

got, this

48:52

is what I'm gonna do.

48:53

A smattering of

48:56

these shrimps on here.

49:02

I'm over here sinning. Sinning.

49:07

No, you can put some regular ones. Here, wait, try some

49:09

regular ones. And then what you gonna do with

49:11

the crab cake? And then hold on, hold on. You're

49:14

gonna go like this. Got about the bacon bits.

49:16

Shame on me. This fucking

49:19

looks fantastic.

49:19

It

49:22

looks good, right? It looks good. Hold on. It

49:24

got better. It got better, Ryan. It's

49:26

better. It's better. Okay.

49:32

See, that's how you get

49:34

your titties sucked. Damn.

49:44

Oh shit. And

49:47

those crab cakes, shrimp

49:49

and grits here. Get rid of the,

49:52

you gotta get a shot

49:54

of that. I'm gonna take. Yes.

49:58

And then.

49:59

So I'm gonna do it. I don't have another pole like

50:02

that. Here, check in here. Yeah,

50:04

because these are the ones with the bacon. Cheers. Cheers.

50:06

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Bon appétit. Cheers.

50:09

Bon appétit. Here, let's get the whole bacon. Bon appétit. Bon appétit.

50:12

Yeah. Get that out of here.

50:15

I'm gonna bite all of

50:17

it at once. All right. That's it. Try

50:19

to... Grab cake.

50:22

Whoa. Okay.

50:24

Okay. That's

50:29

pretty fucking good. That's

50:31

pretty... The fucking shrimp. It's really good.

50:36

It's really good. Baby. Mmm.

50:40

You're just right, dude. Did

50:44

I surprise you? Mmm. Bye.

50:47

Yeah. It's fucking delicious.

50:50

It is, dude. This is fucking delicious. And

50:52

I'm... Oh, I'm getting my bacon shrimp

50:55

right now. I'm gonna tell you right now, it's better

50:57

than the hummus. Ha ha

50:59

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

51:02

ha ha.

51:06

It is better than the hummus. Mmm

51:08

hmm. Oh my God. I

51:13

am proud of you. You

51:16

are talented. Yeah,

51:19

I do. You are kind. You

51:22

are a star. You shine.

51:25

Oh, I say it all. I'm drinking

51:27

it in, Tiff. And your food

51:29

makes me happy. Mmm. Ah.

51:32

You're only using my cook. Thank

51:36

you. That is fucking great. This is my dinner tonight,

51:38

dude. This is fucking great. It's fucking

51:40

great. I'm not eating anything when I go home.

51:43

I'm gonna have to cancel that date I was supposed to

51:45

go home. Who's going out with tonight?

51:48

Somebody. Somebody. I

51:50

hear, man. Anyone

51:53

we know? No. No.

51:56

I like small business owners.

52:01

Are you doing Haunted Mansion with Rosario? Yeah,

52:04

that's coming out. I just saw the trailer for that today.

52:07

It's got Owen Wilson, Rosario Dawson,

52:10

you... Wait, is that off Disney?

52:12

Danny DeVito, Lakeith Stanfield,

52:15

yes. Shut the f... Tiff,

52:17

that's fucking huge. That's a big

52:19

deal. Yeah, congrats. That's

52:21

a big deal. What other projects you got

52:23

coming out? I have After

52:26

Party season two coming out July 18th. There's

52:29

a Landscape of the Invisible Hand coming

52:31

out, I believe August 18th?

52:33

Oh my God. Or August 8th. And

52:36

then there's another movie

52:39

called Back on the Strip that's coming out at

52:41

the end of August. You're the busiest woman show

52:43

business. No, I'm not. But

52:46

I do have my album dropping this summer.

52:49

You have an album dropping on? What's your album? No,

52:51

it's She Ready Music. She Ready Music?

52:53

Ryan, you just made your own special. I

52:56

did. I directed and produced my own special.

52:58

It's called Lefty Sun, thank you. It's on my

53:00

YouTube. Go check it out and just come see

53:02

me on tour. Tickets are available at ryancichler.com. See, he

53:05

said not himself in his name, Winnie.

53:10

Subscribe to the podcast, The Honeydew. Have you done The

53:12

Honeydew? No. Tiff,

53:15

it is the best podcast out there. His

53:17

podcast

53:17

legit gets views and

53:19

is fuck the best interviews

53:22

you've ever done. Why the fuck am I here?

53:28

This is a fantastic episode. Very well done.

53:30

Thank you so fucking much. I'm beyond impressed. Tiff,

53:32

I love you. We'll be on the road together for full of that. Are

53:34

you coming to the premiere? Did they hit you up? Wendy's.

53:38

Wendy, who's Wendy? Premier what?

53:39

Hey, this is a great episode. Thank you guys

53:41

so much. I love you. I love you, brother. Love

53:43

you. Thank you. Cheers.

53:46

I love you. I love you. I

53:49

love you. I love you. I love

53:51

you. I love you. I love you.

53:53

I love you. I love

53:55

you. Thank you. Cheers. Awesome

53:58

job, guys.

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