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everyone and welcome to

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Episode Four Hundred, Depart

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to yeah. Technically.

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Episode Four Hundred And One. Med. Tech

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Technically well, Technically.

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Technically it is four hundred and one.

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but and you probably looking at a

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going but this is four hundred and

1:09

but it's not, It is Part two.

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Of. Episode Four Hundred: Can I ask you what

1:14

will come? What will next week be? Episode.

1:17

Four hundred and Two. I.

1:20

Don't know exactly what we're going to do. The.

1:23

Never what does that tell you about

1:25

this episode? It's

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like when there's a drawer when you've

1:29

got a top ten and like the

1:31

equal third. You.

1:34

Might skip. The. For the to,

1:36

that's weird because when there's a drop.

1:39

In. My house. I usually just put my socks and

1:41

undies and. Them. Dot

1:47

late though that Les Les I hadn't

1:49

and I dunno, why did that that

1:51

folks. if you're just joining the podcast,

1:53

if you've just a few just tuned

1:55

in. Way. We're

1:57

talking about the semantics of the

1:59

anti. Don't podcast up this sub.

2:01

Say whether it's four hundred pot

2:03

two or four hundred and one.

2:05

We put a very fair question

2:07

to Zach. then you did upon.

2:10

Why? Does. This. Is the avoid back

2:13

By the way by these it is noise not

2:15

is not a kennel economically been on. I

2:18

would. I. Lie. Down

2:20

and erotic. He I want to leave a

2:22

San Francisco So folks. yeah yep get over

2:24

that. So if you if you just turning

2:27

into my as act has walked out of

2:29

the podcast and I don't know if he's

2:31

ever gonna come back know I envy you

2:33

do. Can you do what you like? You're

2:35

being interviewed, lighter about it and like like

2:38

you know for like a reality show? All

2:40

right Yes. So. When I

2:42

was. Thinking of. How

2:44

joke kind of make a joke about draw draw

2:46

as I thought of my sock drawer this morning

2:49

does only this morning I went to myself door

2:51

and got my and these of mine and first

2:53

their success com wickets gotta be it's just a

2:55

little cut it it it. This.

2:58

Is edited in the. You.

3:00

Said do it like it was on reality tv in

3:02

reality T v how would look in the at it

3:04

go out looking the at it wouldn't. Say that.

3:07

Do it. I would vote in the of

3:09

raw material that a producer would then take

3:11

away caught up and six up or I

3:13

have a look at the added I only

3:15

one man. I can only do so many

3:17

things. I can only take so many directions.

3:19

Do a specific is one. When.

3:23

I said. All when.

3:26

I have a drawer of my house I usually keep

3:28

my sock and undies in it and Zach Zoc in

3:30

undies. One, your

3:32

words producer of us were you.

3:34

I'd not to repeat his humanity

3:36

same as may Maybe direct settled.

3:38

giving me shit. What? I say

3:40

that eight the shit. What did I said? It was

3:43

bad. Soak in undies. These.

3:46

Socks and undies only have one second they

3:48

abroad and will offer. Got your foot your

3:50

the foot mother is that. Wouldn't

3:55

miss that. would suck in that drawer.

3:58

What? do you have one so He's a

4:00

misheard misheard! Fucking

4:03

idiot! You're the foot, mister!

4:05

I can't believe I had to deal with this on the, uh,

4:07

either the 401st or 400 part 2 episode! Yes,

4:13

ES3 stuff. ES3 stuff. I

4:17

said whatever the fuck I wanted to say and if

4:19

that's what you heard then that's what you heard. I'm

4:21

questioning my ears. Did you say egg-puss-o-ed? Not

4:23

on purpose. But what did you say?

4:25

I was hoping not. I might have misheard

4:28

the mispronunciation. Lindsay, what did

4:30

you hear? I thought maybe I said egg-puss-o-ed or something.

4:32

Egg-puss-o-ed. Egg-puss-o-ed? Um, can I

4:34

just say something guys? Zach's back. Yeah,

4:36

I've been back for maybe 30 seconds

4:38

now. And I thought, you

4:40

know, I wasn't expecting an apology

4:42

but I was at least

4:44

expecting an acknowledgement of

4:47

my return. Uh, but

4:49

all I got was you yelling at him. He

4:51

says shit fuck sometimes. You gotta cut

4:54

him some slack. You yelling at him

4:56

about egg-a-super-cos? I don't

4:59

think it was that mangled. It

5:01

was pretty mangled man. I'm coming into bat

5:03

for you but don't make it harder. Now... If

5:05

anything, I think it would have been X-puss-o-ed. Yeah. I

5:08

come in here. Well, when I

5:10

go into bat it's always harder.

5:13

No, it doesn't. Zach is walking out

5:15

for second time. Zach!

5:18

Mark, whenever you... Firstly,

5:21

Mark, whenever you make a pun, a silly

5:23

pun, it is triggering something for Zach. Well,

5:25

did you understand that one at the least?

5:27

Yeah, your masturbation. Yeah, when I go into

5:29

bat, like my cock. Now, do

5:31

the bit that would be cut in here for the

5:33

interview. When I said... No!

5:38

You gotta do... What am I asking? I did

5:40

it! I was doing it! No, it's... and Zach

5:42

just got up and left. Yeah,

5:44

you do that. No, cause you

5:46

do that. Bro, you can do it

5:48

too, man. But don't I need

5:51

to give the context of what happened? You

5:53

watch reality TV shows? Really? Love is blind.

5:55

That's the only one I watch. And Zach's

5:57

back, everyone. Everyone make a video.

6:00

You can be fucking too high about it. Not

6:02

really, I'm not really back. I'm just here to

6:04

help because neither of you know how to fucking

6:06

produce a reality show. Broden, you as the witness

6:08

can say, and then Zach just stormed out for

6:11

a second time. What I would do is I

6:13

would go to you saying that, I would then

6:15

come back to the shock, and

6:17

then I'd come to Mark more for his

6:19

emotional reaction. So if I can get from

6:21

you, Broden, and then Zach storms

6:23

out for a second time, and

6:25

then from Mark, what I need from you is just a

6:28

bit of a, like, what

6:30

am I doing wrong here? Just talk about how

6:32

you're feeling. Mark, here's my question for you. This

6:34

is incredible. This is an amazing direction. How are

6:36

you feeling? Can you tell the audience a little

6:39

bit succinctly about how you're feeling in that moment

6:41

when Zach walks out for a second time? And

6:43

lends a bit of like drama music, you know,

6:45

like a bit of that would be great. You

6:48

know, if you have it, if it's available,

6:51

maybe we need to bide a little bit of time

6:54

for you to find it, but maybe we

6:56

don't have to. Maybe we don't, and maybe we do. All

6:59

I know is we'll find out whether we gave

7:01

enough time to find that music right

7:04

now. Or in a little bit, depending

7:06

on... Did

7:09

you just see like three little horns? I

7:16

was like... Oh

7:21

yeah, no, this is actually fucking spot

7:23

on. Yeah, go. Oh

7:26

yeah, this is very Desperate Housewives here. Or

7:28

whatever, what is that? Yeah,

7:30

Zach, you better listen to this because... Yeah, you better... Zach,

7:32

we need you to... So, I

7:35

think you're referring to Real Housewives. Yeah, I

7:37

do. But that is a fair mistake to make.

7:39

Real Housewives was inspired by Desperate Housewives. There

7:41

was this sort of... The reality version of

7:43

it. Can I hear those sounds? Can

7:45

I hear those sounds? Oh, this is it. This is it. You can

7:48

go back to the start of the track. It

7:50

starts very sneaky. Yeah,

7:56

go ahead. I

7:59

know. What I need A man and

8:01

I know what I don't want from

8:03

my friends. some Lila yeah and you

8:05

say that and in a bit outside

8:08

get up. Walk out rodent yet. You.

8:10

Try You can I tell you that Allegra had

8:12

already satisfy my as the again tell me what

8:14

happened and then tell me have felt so not

8:17

gonna leave again. We've got that my million. We

8:19

also got me walking away. I

8:22

got great that when you're Adidas. And

8:25

Sectors good. something close to the

8:28

podcast. I was sauce and battle

8:30

but mostly I was rock hard

8:32

in the same way that I

8:34

made the pond about far enough

8:37

thing get and hard. I got

8:39

hot. When Zach will stay out of the earth.

8:43

And I felt sexy Okay as a coming back

8:45

and hornets Great Mark. Can I just get that

8:47

I'm a little cat that all his boots and

8:49

I just get a little more concise. Just tell

8:51

you feeling how you feel sexes walked out on

8:54

you? How does that make you feel Me. Such

8:57

as walked out on me and

8:59

I'm pissed but excited and sexy

9:01

and hard. My dick is hard.

9:04

To the has I forked and coming back

9:06

now as a great months did you have

9:09

any questions be self like how you feeling

9:11

about your own thing and is have you

9:13

done something wrong he not say that ah

9:15

no I haven't done anything wrong that makes

9:17

a you say the question in the answer.

9:21

The question in the answer is no,

9:24

I haven't done anything wrong. Sesame!

9:30

Are you back now The way to make a who

9:33

hire at you actually being backer you just producing there.

9:37

Are back. on both. I

9:41

acknowledge that. Now.

9:45

That's. To read this idea we got

9:47

take and this is a little the

9:49

team here have organized nice t cake

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for us wealth is t take this

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bunch guy off lt cake for us

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to sort of the office to have

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a celebration of. The four hundred episodes.

10:01

Four hundred one episode Verdun. I would

10:03

love use. And Zach. See.

10:06

Both to describe the density of this

10:08

case to our audience that on subscribe

10:10

to the anti donna club and other

10:12

than that I could be getting mad

10:14

round accomplish before before we describe it.

10:16

can I get used to just get

10:18

it up? C O camera really getting

10:21

funny we face get a real. Turn.

10:23

It around Mark is is turning

10:25

around the T cake disparate those

10:28

those that are subscribed to the

10:30

and he's on a club.com and

10:32

to say they get the visual.now

10:34

annoying said that though none of.

10:37

Don't. Join the in khyber like go to

10:40

Woolworths for fray and see it take their

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time is leaving crisis you are think this

10:44

is calls. Know. That is will

10:46

with I know that's what with relax it's

10:49

here to celebrate four hundred one episode to

10:51

the only gonna put I hadn't does ah

10:53

maybe that's what we can do for this.

10:56

So the pollen that's a really good I'd

10:58

in three months time near. Brighton

11:01

described the cake mean just the density of it.

11:03

It's a take a picnic and I had been

11:05

to take our i didn't or if you said

11:07

the may take a guy would have automatically thought

11:10

fuck intense is a brick Let me do lies

11:12

let me delays or eyes only with is no

11:14

I did. I realize that did when I do

11:16

descriptive lies. Ah Leia One. If

11:19

you know tic tacs, it's a

11:21

t cake. Beautiful. Leia. To

11:23

eye and say like liar of

11:25

knowledge latter day if you ah

11:27

have ever had like as a

11:30

slices and put it down Mark

11:32

thank you. If you ever

11:34

have had a slice of cake like are

11:36

takes last. Like. A like on

11:38

take like at your at your at an

11:40

airport. They've gotten glad rats and taken some

11:43

slices of cake to take on the plane

11:45

with you. Boost Jews are known to do

11:47

it yes glare at take carrot cake. Were.

11:50

In That realm. Bread. banana bread or

11:52

banana bread is what i was gonna say

11:55

i was gonna say imagine the density of

11:57

a banana bread without that the non i

11:59

am By the way, banana bread,

12:02

more like banana cake. It

12:04

is, it is more like,

12:06

what's your stance on that? Like

12:09

they call it banana bread. Where's

12:11

your stance? That's not bread mate,

12:13

that is cake. That

12:16

is like, come on. Oh.

12:19

You know I think the way that people are

12:21

munching down on banana bread and they think they're

12:24

having some healthy, they've got banana, they've

12:26

got bread and it's like mate this

12:29

is stacked with the kels, the macros

12:31

are out of whack and

12:33

that's why I like your banana bread

12:35

zero out of ten. Ring ring ring

12:38

ring. Hello. Oh hi,

12:40

you just talking about the banana bread? Well

12:43

yeah banana bread or banana cake mate?

12:45

Well I'm on your side mate, I

12:47

reckon it's, I reckon it's cake. I'm

12:49

sorry though, this is denser than

12:51

banana bread. Yeah I can't see it, I'm

12:54

just driving down, I'm from going between Gold

12:56

Coast and Brisbane. What have you done? Well

12:59

I work, I live in Gold Coast, it's

13:01

cheaper living and I've got a nice Metricon

13:03

house but I work just outside

13:05

of Brisbane. Not what do you do? What

13:08

have you done? Today? Wow.

13:11

Today? No, with your life,

13:14

what have you done? Well

13:20

we went, last year we went to Alice

13:22

Springs. He's not getting it.

13:24

He's not getting it. He's not getting it. Can

13:27

I do a new character as well once he's done with

13:29

his character? Yeah absolutely, yeah. We're getting people to call out

13:31

today. Do you want me to go? No no this is

13:33

a good character. We're getting people to call out today. Do

13:36

you want me to go? Because we want to know. Can

13:38

you pass me a little bit of that tea cake? Yeah.

13:42

On a little plate? Oh. Not

13:44

a fucking Neanderthal. Mark's just picked up it,

13:46

close, picked up it. Just a little bit

13:48

more. Just ripped out a clump of the

13:51

tea cake and just put it on a

13:53

Nespresso saucer for Zach to have. I'd

13:56

love to see that. Well

13:58

you can't. question for you what

14:01

have you done well

14:03

this morning had vital Brits no

14:05

mate no

14:08

what did you eat for breakfast oh I see what you're

14:10

saying I see what you're

14:12

saying tell me what have you done

14:15

started as a as

14:17

a apprentice nailed

14:19

it on the side nailed it

14:21

all right next caller all right

14:23

we're bringing what have

14:26

you done what have you done

14:29

not what do you do

14:32

not where have you been today what did

14:34

you have for breakfast what have you done

14:36

you want to know and think about that what have you

14:38

Linden done what is

14:42

that a person you played for Melbourne Collingwood right

14:45

what have you Linden done call

14:50

us up

14:53

we got a first caller well second

14:56

oh thanks Lee

14:59

I second hi who do we have

15:01

on the line hi you've got Lynette Lynette

15:04

Lynette no

15:07

Lynette I'd like to leave

15:09

my last name I know for privacy no it

15:11

would never we would never we would never betray

15:13

what's that with L

15:18

Lynette Lynette

15:20

Linden Lynette Linden is it

15:22

Lynette Lynette Lynette Lynette Lynette

15:25

Lynette Lynette are you a

15:27

Collingwood Melbourne supporter no

15:29

I am a demon school

15:31

I love the Melbourne demons

15:34

my father supported Melbourne demons I said

15:36

you were Collingwood Melbourne supporter you said

15:38

no I'm a demon fan I

15:41

didn't hear the Melbourne part I thought you didn't

15:43

hear it or you don't know what you're talking

15:45

about it's Lynette listen I thought you thought what

15:47

have you Linden done I didn't hear the end

15:49

what have you Linden done so I want

15:51

to get to the next call I live

15:53

in a I live in a sort of

15:55

a rural area and I noticed they weren't

15:58

showing the movies I wanted to see at

16:00

the cinema. This was in the

16:02

early 2000s. And I

16:04

got together with a few of

16:06

my friends. We started a film

16:08

club. So every second Wednesday we

16:10

had people. So we got we

16:12

showed them the we got

16:15

the old real. This is back when we got

16:17

on what area. What country area do you live

16:19

in? I live just north of just

16:21

north of Bunyip. Okay, right. So that's

16:24

interesting, right? You came in. I want to keep it

16:26

private, but I now know your full name and what

16:28

area you live. You see how I've done that? Fuck

16:30

man. I got

16:32

you in it. I fucking got you in it. You

16:34

give me the vibe of someone who would have fucking

16:36

loved 3000 years of longing. Do

16:38

you want to know? Well, like literally

16:40

or a movie? Now the movie. Yeah. Well,

16:42

we didn't screen that one. We did

16:45

Chicago. We

16:48

did the hours. We

16:51

did more recently we stopped doing it

16:53

after about two years because no one

16:56

was coming. And then we started up

16:58

again recently and we did that

17:00

strange one with the

17:03

sort of time traveling

17:05

laundromat lady everywhere, everywhere,

17:08

everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. We

17:12

didn't care for that one at all. That was

17:14

why didn't you like all the things everywhere, everywhere,

17:16

everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, everywhere,

17:19

time traveling laundromat lady. Um,

17:22

I just didn't understand

17:25

what was going on. I didn't like

17:27

the dildos. I didn't like the long

17:29

fingers. Do you find in community, small

17:31

communities, these clubs, these nights are so

17:33

important to staying connected? Absolutely. Because otherwise

17:36

you just die in your house and

17:38

no one finds you, the dog and

17:40

cats that you know. Absolutely. You're so

17:42

right. That happened to my husband. Um,

17:45

I was the only one that knew we were

17:48

dead for years. Really? Yeah. And no one discovered

17:50

the body. It was just rotting away in the

17:52

bedroom. Why didn't you do something about settling net

17:54

Lynette? What are you talking about? Why didn't you

17:56

fucking get somebody come pick the dead body up?

17:59

Because I would wear his. suit and a wig

18:01

and go around killing people. Oh, I see. And

18:04

I was able to pin it on him. Who's your

18:06

favorite team out of Adelaide or the Crows? She's

18:11

a demons man. You said

18:13

nothing for Melbourne. But

18:16

you didn't say Collingwood or Melbourne. You were

18:18

like Collingwood, Melbourne. And I just

18:20

missed the Melbourne part. Where is the team called

18:23

the Collingwood Melbins? No,

18:25

there's not. You got me. That

18:27

was good though. That was a good bluff.

18:29

Lynette, but before you go, what have you

18:31

done? She killed her husband. I know that.

18:34

I killed my husband. Yeah, but I'm talking

18:36

more in a film club. I

18:38

think my film club. What? My

18:40

film club. I killed my husband and then

18:43

used his identity to commit serial killers. And

18:45

I understand that. But my question is, it's

18:47

a bit broader than that. It's a bit

18:49

bigger than that. My question is, what

18:52

have you done? I'm a mother of three. There

18:55

you go. That's what

18:57

we're trying to get to today. What have

18:59

you done? Linden done. Linden done. What have

19:01

you... Well, kicked a couple of rippers, I

19:03

reckon. Keep a couple of goals. Ring, ring,

19:06

ring. Don't go. Don't

19:08

go. Linden done. Football,

19:10

he used to play for going when he played for

19:12

Melbourne now. Broden's left.

19:14

And he's really left. Well, if I were

19:17

to ask Linden done, what have you... We're

19:19

going to do the talking heads now, man.

19:21

All right, so... Can you give me some direction? Yeah,

19:23

well, I'll do mine first. All right, go ahead. I

19:25

don't need direction. I know I just need a moment.

19:27

Broden... Sorry, I'll just let him come back

19:29

in. He's going to come back in, but fake it. Fake

19:31

it. You stay back there. Fake it. Broden's

19:34

come back into the studio... We're gonna

19:36

fake it. Yeah, fake it.

19:39

All right, it's at this moment that

19:41

Broden stormed out and I'm like, uh-oh

19:43

minced done it again. Yeah,

19:46

Linden done it again. Okay,

19:48

Mark, Now, can you just sort of talk

19:50

about... Now, this is a different person, right?

19:53

So I've just got Linden Done Energy Now,

19:55

that's what she locked in. Linden, Linden, Linden,

19:57

Linden. Done Energy's more like, get around the

19:59

back, mate! Your number oh

20:01

that's funny. Full solid game Nora

20:03

So when Ronin stormed out there

20:05

had them Macys if you can

20:07

come back him to which is

20:09

doing talking heads when brought in

20:11

stone that had of them at

20:13

Wimbledon and there I felt ah.

20:16

Do I have to feel anything in particular?

20:19

Not eat? Just need to tell us exactly

20:21

how you felt in that moment when bottom

20:23

of their in that moment I felt to

20:25

simply what are you thinking In a moment

20:28

I was thinking ring ring ring Now. We

20:30

have a cola so there's no

20:32

time to thinking hello. Yes,

20:35

Yes, Yes this.

20:37

Ah yeah, Who's this?

20:41

Year is this. Year.

20:45

Who. Who is this? Year.

20:48

Sorry. Boy is also sponges on assignment

20:50

that it is a sponge cake. Who is

20:52

this? Hi? Who's this? Who the fuck is

20:54

this? Year. Oh.

20:57

Okay I whereas in call is what

21:00

have you done. Yeah

21:02

over guy. Who. The fuck is

21:04

this? Who is this? Who Are you? Yeah.

21:10

Sidewalk. Near. These

21:17

microphones are I'm. Not.

21:21

As directional as I'd hoped. That being

21:23

said Walmart is doing this be dramatic

21:25

scene which I want you to continue

21:27

it it I didn't really me to

21:29

and on the sponge cake hours area

21:32

I was enjoying that. I

21:34

that I think it adds to the the

21:36

the drama gripe but I still will move

21:38

away from the microphone. But I think my

21:40

dead Dead by the West always thought it

21:42

was yeah I thought it was Brodard or

21:44

that said I is that a better twists

21:46

it is me about any I do the

21:48

drama think. Of

21:51

I'm a pair of pants. You're.

21:54

A Pair of pants. Are you the

21:56

pair of pants that I lost. A

21:59

Huge the pair of. Like.

22:01

A vote he doesn't know that I'm

22:03

I'm not, I'm not feeling is a

22:05

dramatic say the anymore because like you

22:07

started doing something very polite and then

22:10

you did and then you addressed the

22:12

politeness was made of less polite new

22:14

and then he says the ads he

22:16

added, dialogues, vagina, them not going dragged

22:18

into the Margaret I'm I'm I'm putting

22:20

it of I can still hear it

22:22

as a problem saga. On

22:25

you're saying yeah. Within. Like

22:27

thirty centimeters of the more about like where

22:29

he was doing dead dead moving said you were

22:31

saying yum yum yum yum Eat cake Yeah

22:33

I'm just about the find out that my dad

22:36

dad was a pair of pants. We found

22:38

that out. Yet I

22:40

was doing that Pixar movie. What?

22:42

Was pence. Pants.

22:46

Said. Pants I give it

22:48

a human. For. This.

22:51

Write this down. Within.

22:53

Ten years while they're already the personally

22:56

I rarely go to said there is

22:58

already a Pixar movie co pays this

23:00

avid that the deadpanned pants that that

23:02

what does that movie codes Did that

23:05

been that deadpans? What's that deadpan sold?

23:08

Pence. I don't know I

23:10

fell off ice the know everything about

23:12

panda physical like magical or some shit.

23:15

Dead. Dead Pants did that

23:18

Bans there's a Pixar film

23:20

or. Some. With the

23:22

summer like put like the spirit of the dead that

23:24

is in the pie never saw that. Did I bring

23:26

back on sad and then they bring back the dead

23:28

that laws yeah on would. Hide

23:31

it on would say said pen a haze

23:33

it on would. Ring. Ring Am!

23:35

I bought a Higgs are and stripped

23:37

it for parts. They.

23:39

They tell you that Clinton was like the

23:42

thing you know it's hard to know. Pete.

23:45

Play. Bought it in two thousand and six

23:47

cars came out that year. Not a great

23:49

film but then off because you had. Read.

23:52

To li. He. Had some

23:54

pretty good films. com and prime wasn't so good. Takes

23:56

a long time no either The Netherlands. The thing is

23:58

that most of those are probably already impair. Within

24:00

three or four years Disney got good pigs

24:02

I got shit. Yeah Yeah,

24:05

Broden you calling in. Hello. How are

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you man? Oh, hi. How are you? Hello? See

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I wore what I heard you've been having

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some of our delicious cakes for

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lunch today celebrating 400 episodes so

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from the time Woolworths 401

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even better So from the

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you a great 401 episodes and here's to

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another 400 for you now There's

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a guy who's a part of who used to be a part

24:32

of a big Sort of group

24:34

that studies this stuff. He reckons that you're doing

24:37

some bad shit. What are your thoughts on him?

24:39

Excuse me There's a guy that

24:42

used to do some stuff and he reckons you're no

24:44

good and he reckons that what are your thoughts on

24:46

him? Look, I'm happy to answer

24:48

any questions. You have it does sound a

24:50

bit vague though What can you be a

24:52

bit more specific about the issues and try

24:54

because that Woolworths weather fresh food people asked

24:56

The new CEO the old CEO would

24:58

have gone. Can you cut that but a new see? Oh

25:01

wait, they change did he change? Oh,

25:03

yeah, he stepped away from the one that went on

25:05

you cut the new CEO for worse And I'm so

25:07

excited to be here on the under on a podcast

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We've got savings coming at the wazoo for

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our everyday rewards customers down. What have I

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done? Nothing? I'm running a

25:16

wonderful Wonderful home

25:19

for your fresh food. Now, what do you do? And

25:22

what do you do? What do you do? What have

25:24

you done? Well, I'll tell you what I've done I've

25:26

sent those prices back where they belong No,

25:29

no, that's not what we're looking for. What have you

25:31

done? Hmm, you got kids.

25:33

Oh, yeah, great. All right next caller Fuck

25:39

I did it's true right because I don't think someone's

25:41

a human till they got some kids That's

25:44

we haven't done anything worthy Until

25:46

you have kids. Do you have kids? Yeah, I

25:49

didn't know mark. Congratulations Well, I keep I'm

26:00

a detective and I just heard that

26:02

Mark's got kids. Yeah, can I speak

26:04

to mark? Yeah Hello, my

26:06

detective. What's your name? My name's Ron

26:09

sit down mate. You want your surname?

26:12

No, my last names are on it Or so

26:14

I run it all run it all wait on

26:16

Ron in all right. You're a journalist run it

26:18

all so you Always

26:20

had a homicide for 30 right now you

26:22

write books. Yeah, that's up. I

26:24

wrote a book I just think

26:26

of you as a writer not a detective. That's so funny

26:29

So funny. Yeah, that is funny. You write

26:31

about being a detective. That's crazy of me

26:33

to think that I write things

26:35

like eggs milk butter That's

26:38

your shuttle list. Eric. I write a shopping list candles.

26:40

I put on it the other day What for don't

26:42

tell my landlord apparently and I learned to have candles

26:44

and I let out candles in you know Yeah, cuz

26:46

it's open flame. But how else am

26:48

I gonna keep the place smelling fresh? Yeah,

26:51

all right. Bye get all that fire and get

26:53

out. So why are you going ring ring ring?

26:55

Oh, we've got an first caller first caller for

26:57

the day You've joined

26:59

the annual bookhouse. What's your name? And what

27:02

have you Linden done? What have you Linden

27:04

done? Hi? I'm a fitness influencer Instagram

27:08

Instagram tick-tock nice What

27:11

can you bench I can

27:13

you know look I can mention lots But that's

27:15

not the point what I do is I do

27:18

the the chill ones, you know I

27:20

do those videos or it's like chill out if

27:22

you want a slice of pizza have a slice

27:24

of pizza Just make sure you have a salad

27:26

with it and what's on your bench What's

27:29

on my bench kitchen bench? Just

27:32

so much protein powder. No,

27:34

yeah, just piles and piles of you have a bowl

27:36

for your keys Do

27:39

you have a bowl for your key

27:41

answer the question? Just stop

27:43

avoiding a basket What

27:48

else is in that basket, yeah, it's not

27:50

just the keys how big is this fucking

27:52

basket Oh,

27:54

yeah, more importantly how big your case I

28:00

got my tar keys. Do you have like British

28:02

ones like this doors from the 1920s kind of

28:04

keys? You know what I mean? I

28:06

got one one big British one for the thing out

28:08

the back the room out the back Yeah, if I

28:10

had the technology of honey, I blew up the kids.

28:13

I would make my keys bigger and the

28:15

lock bigger Why

28:18

then I'd never lose my key. I've been wanting

28:20

to rewatch so drop a character for a second

28:22

I've been wanting to rewatch honey. I shank the

28:24

kids for like four months now. I think

28:27

they get too small That's my biggest

28:29

complaint about that. Yeah, they get fucking time They

28:31

get way you reckon they should just go to

28:33

it like a five foot two. Yeah, just like

28:36

Save off a couple of centimeters. They

28:38

are too small. They are too small

28:40

way too small in that movie I

28:43

just I can't they get like the ant nearly kills

28:45

them. Yeah, like I don't know

28:47

I get killed by bugs Yeah, we'd be

28:49

just like microscopic if he

28:51

if he just took off like 10 20 centimeters He

28:55

still could have gone to his missus

28:57

and gone honey. I shrunk the kids. She

28:59

would know how much like

29:01

I just a bit Not

29:03

as big of a not as long of a movie

29:05

but still a great premise executed Well, you know what?

29:08

I would love to say I would love to see

29:11

They're owned by different studios So it'll never

29:13

happen But I would love to see a

29:15

crossover of tall girl and honey. I shrunk

29:17

the kids Yeah Where she tries to use

29:19

that technology to get to five foot three

29:21

so she can get the boy of her

29:24

dream But then she

29:26

shrinks herself too small and

29:28

then is in the backyard goes

29:30

into cereal fights bugs Yeah, it's

29:32

really just like the first five minutes is tall girl

29:35

and then it just becomes very similar to honey I

29:37

shrunk the kid but then would she deal also deal

29:39

with like the ants and stuff laughing

29:41

at her for being too tall Because

29:43

even what then yeah, right. Yeah, what's interesting

29:45

about that to me is that she can't

29:47

escape How tall she

29:50

is and what she learns Through

29:52

being shrunk down to ant size is

29:54

that she's a loser It doesn't matter

29:57

if she's normal to size or small

29:59

no small I

30:01

think what happens is like there's like the cool guy

30:03

at school who's never met her a new guy All

30:05

right And he meets her when she's

30:08

one inch tall and he gets the hots for

30:10

a full And my dick's gonna

30:12

look so big against the one inch tall person

30:15

Yeah, and he's really really into her

30:17

and then she's like I got some

30:19

news. I'm actually like five five eleven

30:22

And he's like, oh, that's fine, too. Yeah

30:25

Better being 9-11. Oh god to be 9-11 is to be

30:30

One of the worst days in American history and

30:33

that not a height at all. No, no, no No, no

30:35

height of terror. Yes, the height of An

30:41

American soil has anyone been 9-11 towards

30:43

the tall navi navi navi

30:45

is so navi are probably 9-11 What

30:48

do you think influencer? Oh, yeah.

30:50

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah What

30:52

do I think I think you know if you want a slice

30:54

of pizza have a slice of pizza. Yeah, but navi What

30:57

do you think the navi what do you think

30:59

of the blue people in that dodging navi? Here's

31:01

my question. Would you fuck the navi and you're

31:03

not an avatar? You're a person you just wear

31:05

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