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A listener production Welcome

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to the Aunty Donna

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Podcast. In this

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episode, we celebrate the

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400th episode of the Aunty

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Donna Podcast by going back

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to Sparta. And

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we're doing the old song. Oh yeah. Yes.

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Yes we are. Yes

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we are the video. Just say that.

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Just say we're doing the old song

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because it's... Yes. As a vintage thing

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to celebrate. And then, you know, if

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these has Spartans commanding 10,000

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pre-Greeks we will take on

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the Greek. Yeah pre-Greeks like

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pre-come. Yeah. Before

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come there is pre-come.

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Greece there is

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little John from the little

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Greeks and a

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little bit of Greek and

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Greece. Greece. Sandy.

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Sandy and Sandy's

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sand. No well

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post Greece would be glass.

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post Greece would be glass

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but I guess pre-Greeks

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would also be sandy. 300. 400.

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400 and 400. 400 episodes

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of the Antedontic Ah

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and you. I'm

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a Potter. What

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do you do for

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a purpose? I'm Harry

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Potter. The first thing I ever

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saw. I shall exam. Yes

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the first thing I

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ever saw Gerard Butler

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in was a nice

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BBC or Channel 4 drama

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limited series about jury duty.

7:37

So when I was three

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I saw. Yeah jury duty.

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A man who is in

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a drama about jury duty.

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The guy from CTA. 400

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hours of duty.

7:51

Jury duty. Of

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Duty hours. Can I Just go

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back to Harry Potter? Harry Potter

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would be very valuable. The early

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in the was simple: who has she

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been a big he'd be at. The

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others say they didn't mysticism and they're

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made that ah. Zip

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has at the rings

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and may that see

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I live persistently Miss

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a it depends is narrowly and

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liberals who a day have they

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and Two Hundred and Ninety Nine

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plans and added I lad Max

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had to the reads had to

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david read of to record a

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message i said i'd spend most

9:55

twenty minutes during it though i

9:57

don't wanna waste your day And

10:00

he declined? Yeah,

10:02

I don't reckon it even got to you. Probably not.

10:05

I think it was, can we find his

10:07

e-mail? No. Is there

10:10

someone on Cameo you get

10:12

from Smack? Mark said, Mark

10:14

said, is David Weddleman Cameo?

10:16

And I said, I doubt

10:19

it. And I looked it up and he

10:21

was not. Tell me,

10:23

do you remember the story

10:26

of Leonidas? Oh yeah. Do

10:28

you know who I reckon

10:30

would be on Cameo? Like

10:32

one of the personal trainers. Yes,

10:35

definitely. The

10:37

guy who made them flip tires. You're right,

10:39

you're okay. It would be

10:41

like, hey man, I was one

10:43

of the personal trainers on 300. You

10:47

know me from my social media and I just want

10:49

to say, happy birthday, keep up with those goals, and

10:52

maybe you'll be flipping tires like

10:54

the brave Spartans in

10:56

those times. Stapleton is available for

10:58

$230. That

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should be $400. I

11:06

think he was in the second. Other

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one on Decease with the beautiful French,

11:11

let me see. It's the same movie

11:13

but somehow not as good. Same shit.

11:17

Do you remember the brave

11:19

story of Leonido and the

11:22

three turtles? Raphael. Raphael,

11:27

it's not a fellow.

11:29

And the foot. The

11:31

foot. The foot. And

11:34

the shredder and the foot. The 400. The

11:39

foot clan. The foot clan.

11:43

I know you go, you go. I'm just

11:45

trying to think of other things that are

11:47

for. While you're doing the 400

11:49

or the 300, and

11:51

would you be able to pull up for me the

11:54

YouTube, my internet's not working. So I can read

11:57

those comments you ask. Yes, your

11:59

Internet. In a like the

12:01

video is who is your preside

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a smirk that a man my

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bear in in a him and

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connected to the euro not as

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a gets you to type a

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dad that begins with besides I'd

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say how dare you may lie

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is as savvy.net is flawed and

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modes ascendancy and did. I

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buy. this is I had

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more hundred is that the

12:27

and eyes at three I

12:30

read. I read through all

12:32

the episodes are going back,

12:34

could pose at our suicide

12:36

again and maybe not say

12:38

about at the hands of

12:40

a sudden babies I say

12:42

no other. Side

12:45

story goes that he

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didn't. Have

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Made in Leeds had beaten the

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sizes and A D V S.

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V I hadn't did

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did ending scenes. And.

13:00

Now. And motivation is be

13:03

so. Much

13:05

out of. Added,

13:08

pass me the laptop as when you've

13:10

done that, I have a sad day.

13:13

When they are some interest. Rates

13:17

really indicative of what those previous

13:19

three Heidi and Ninety Nine or

13:21

Taz Bout You do their fans

13:23

have and then I will tell

13:26

you know all about this video.

13:28

I was stunned. That is that

13:30

drives. The or I'd. Advise.

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Is very green side med

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three rise as i lay

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and i that then. As

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I say. That

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and dolls. Yeah, that's why.

13:48

Ah ty. burrell

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is i was the last

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is your process as as

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that a man earth bonded

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with ha ha so am

13:59

i who am I

14:01

the british series

14:04

of spy films based on

14:06

the fictional films James

14:16

Bond get me

14:18

another film get me another film

14:22

get me another one get

14:25

me another film who am I

14:28

I told the tale of

14:30

brave Leonidas and the three

14:33

others David Depp David

14:36

Depp David

14:38

Depp you made the film

14:40

The Bank yes I did and

14:44

I was the lord of

14:46

the reader he

14:48

played for the listener he

14:51

played a character called David

14:53

Denn on T-Shade ask your

14:56

grandma about it I

14:58

knew the toxic avenger would

15:00

betray us in pre-grease I

15:04

knew the toxic avenger?

15:07

the toxic avenger the

15:10

fucked one he

15:13

trained could not hold his

15:15

shield high enough they

15:18

went to the bald queen they

15:21

offered him spoils and

15:23

sex workers gold

15:26

and sex workers and

15:28

he sold grapes grapes

15:31

and gold coins of

15:33

gold coins and breasts

15:36

are plenty and

15:38

he betrayed us the lust is

15:40

lust for the urges

15:43

yes the urges of the

15:45

flesh and he

15:47

betrayed us for blowjob

15:50

and some coin but

15:53

it was a repair blowjob but

15:55

it was a good blowjob it

15:57

was a repair blowjob I do

15:59

I do I do argue with him.

16:01

He hadn't been. He hadn't been. He hadn't

16:03

been. Came from his willies to the both.

16:06

Yes. One firm blow.

16:09

He hadn't been. Yes. He

16:12

betrayed us. He betrayed us

16:14

but he probably wouldn't have

16:17

gotten laid otherwise. He looked

16:19

for him. For

16:22

him. For him though, good.

16:25

If I put myself in his position. I

16:27

very much may have done the same. How

16:33

many episodes, here's a

16:35

question for you. How

16:38

many episodes of

16:40

RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 would

16:42

the Persian king have to do

16:44

before Michel Vassage said you need

16:47

to wear a wig at least

16:49

sometimes. Yes. I

16:52

guess that's your look but you need

16:54

to show variety. Ah, it's all for

16:56

the, you know, the whole country. Yeah,

16:58

you gotta do it at some point.

17:00

You can't just, yes. Because at some

17:02

point it appears lazy. Drag

17:05

is not a contest sport.

17:07

I would say three. You're

17:09

right. I would say episode three.

17:13

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

17:16

Three times in a row. Three

17:19

hundred times. Four. Four.

17:22

I would say it would be, it

17:25

would be under third episode, she would

17:27

say. You know, I love

17:29

what you're doing but I really thought you'd put this

17:31

up by now. The trade for

17:34

a hand job that she put on

17:36

a wig. What's that? Yes,

17:38

the series that she put on a wig. Yes,

17:41

on the next episode she borrows a

17:43

wig from the Fanny Queen. Yes.

17:47

And then she reveals she's Fanny and makes

17:49

it into the top three. She's

17:51

in this version, is she

17:53

as tall as she is in three hundred?

17:56

That's kind of her joke. She drops into

17:58

that voice as well. but only

18:00

for the sexy stuff, so she'll go quite

18:03

feminine, and then she'll be like, you know,

18:06

someone would be like, how's your

18:08

head? And then she would be

18:10

like, no one's ever complained. But

18:13

is she ten times the size

18:15

of a man? Yes,

18:17

but that's mostly just the heels.

18:19

Ah, still I don't like it.

18:21

He's the 9 of RuPaul's Drag

18:23

Race available on Stan. You

18:26

know what I mean? I

18:31

need to take a break from my voice. Just get

18:33

up, this is what I do, and everybody's interested. I

18:35

go to the... David Murds,

18:37

David Depp. Yeah, I'm David

18:40

Depp. I'm David Depp. It's

18:45

just as if I move it around, I

18:47

go from down the bottom of my throat,

18:49

up to my nose, and I hope that

18:51

that gets me to the head. Hello, I'm

18:54

David Depp. Do it 400 if it's there.

18:56

Oh, I'd read 400 comments,

18:58

one for each episode.

19:01

Read the comments from the YouTube...

19:03

...on a punch card. Read the

19:05

video comments from the YouTube video.

19:07

300 speech motivation. 300

19:10

speech ending scene and motivational speech

19:12

with 5.1 million views. Wow!

19:17

It is monetized. Well,

19:19

the description is this. I

19:21

do not own this video, nor did I

19:23

create it. All credit goes to Warner Brothers

19:25

and the studios involved in the creation. And

19:28

the 300 Spardas! Has

19:31

that ever been legally proven as

19:33

a way to disclaim stealing a

19:35

video? I love all the studios

19:37

involved in it. I

19:41

don't think that's legally approved.

19:43

300 studios. Um...

19:48

Oh, man. David Benham

19:50

is a really underrated actor in Badly.

19:53

I know he's a great actor. Yeah,

19:55

he's a really good actor. Someone wrote

19:57

Remember Us, the L Remember

20:02

us. Remember us. No,

20:05

300s. Frank Miller remembered. It was fake,

20:07

that never happened. It was all fake.

20:10

But he said, remember us. Yeah, but

20:12

it was fake. It was all fictional.

20:14

It's fake, but I remember. Frank Miller

20:17

sort of reinvented it in his own

20:20

image of a sort of violent, violent,

20:22

conservative... But I remember it happening. You can't

20:25

remember it. But I do. Frank Miller. You

20:27

remember the movie. You remember the movie. I

20:29

remember the 300 Spardas. It never happened. The

20:35

guy from Rock and Rollo read 300

20:37

Spardas. No, there were the 300 Spardas.

20:41

They just didn't play out like...

20:43

No, there's... Yeah, look that up.

20:46

Let me read the comic. I remember. You

20:49

remember the movie. I might be

20:51

remembering the movie, but I read

20:53

it in a book. The power

20:55

of morale should never be underestimated.

20:58

That's got 533 likes. I

21:01

just love someone looking up 300 motivational

21:03

speech and going, yes, the power

21:05

of morale. Did we play the

21:07

speech? Oh, God. Now I'm

21:09

going to go be sued. Oh,

21:12

yes. See, what if we say this, we

21:15

do not own this, as long as

21:17

the Warner Brothers. The great legal children

21:19

play enough. And all of the other

21:22

studios involved. I

21:24

do not give Facebook consent

21:26

to monetize my profile. Thousands

21:29

of years later, and we still

21:31

remember them. It truly is amazing.

21:34

See, it happened. We remember. It

21:36

was a thousand years ago. The

21:41

movie came out in 2005. It was

21:43

only 10 years later when they did

21:45

this comic. I

21:48

remember. I remember something.

21:51

I swear. This is good with

21:54

four thousand likes. Rise

21:56

of the Empire was not even close

21:58

to how epic this movie. Is

22:01

that the second one? No,

22:03

I think it's the third. There was

22:05

a third? 300? I

22:09

don't know. No,

22:11

there was only two. I remember them.

22:14

Oh, this is good. A coward dies

22:17

a million times. But

22:20

a warrior only dies once. Never

22:22

reject your masculinity. What? I

22:26

think that's what it was. What

22:28

does that mean? Explain that to

22:31

me 400 times over. This

22:36

neckbeard thinks he is masculine

22:38

for how he comments underneath

22:40

a video titled 300 Ending

22:42

Seed and motivational speech. But

22:46

what does he mean a coward dies

22:48

a thousand times? Because

22:50

they dilute his death by being a cack.

22:54

So every time I watch

22:56

someone fuck my wife, I'm

22:58

dying a little bit. What?

23:02

What? According to

23:04

this man. Now

23:06

let me read. I fact checked 300. Very

23:09

good. Now remember, your

23:11

position was it never happened. Mine was at

23:13

least but not to the degree that it

23:15

is in the story. Yeah, I'm

23:18

not saying anyone's there. I'm just

23:20

fact checking yours. That's good. And

23:22

just making sure that girl posts

23:24

are allowed. The 300 movie

23:26

made quite an impression when it was released

23:29

in 2006. Funny

23:33

moment. While you

23:35

take a moment, I'll read the fact.

23:37

I'll read a comment. No songs, no

23:40

monuments, no poems of war. But thousands

23:42

of years later, we still remember them.

23:44

See? That got 81 likes

23:47

probably because I cannot think of a

23:49

battle that has more songs, monuments and

23:51

poems of war. That

23:54

is one of the most recorded

23:56

and celebrated battles. I think that

23:58

scene uses both music. film

24:01

and you can argue

24:03

poetry. You could argue this film

24:05

is a poem and song. There

24:08

is a spartan statue

24:11

just off Sydney Road near

24:14

our office. Based

24:16

on the homon and homon and

24:19

homonymous comic book by Frank Miller,

24:21

the movie and a huge fan

24:23

base around the world. Greece

24:28

history has made the history

24:30

of the world. Every Europe

24:32

nation owes their history to

24:34

Greece because ancient Greece

24:37

started it all. They have

24:39

the richest history in the

24:41

world and their temper, nationalism

24:43

and heroism through history is

24:45

fascinating. They kept their honor

24:47

till nowadays. Such an amazing

24:49

country culture nation. My mum

24:51

studied Greek history at university

24:53

and it's not enough to

24:55

say that there's more. So

24:57

am I. Greece has the

24:59

richest history in the world

25:01

and every other nation they

25:03

may call themselves big nations

25:05

are nothing compared to them. Love

25:07

from Serbia. I love

25:09

it because it's an American film

25:14

arguably a greater Empire by

25:17

every metric. Like

25:21

the comic book the 300 takes

25:26

inspirations from the real baton

25:29

of Hermo Pyle and

25:32

the events that took place in the

25:34

year of 480. Then why was it

25:37

called 300? Because 300 Spartans

25:43

man and also but it happened in 480. Why

25:46

not take 480 Spartans? Well I don't

25:53

they didn't consider it 480 then. We

25:56

retroactively named that year 480 basis.

26:00

But why not just retroactively

26:02

say it was 300 then?

26:08

Why not say that? This

26:10

just makes it... I'm lost a little bit. Well,

26:14

I'm just saying, you know,

26:18

if it happened 480, as you claim, why... Zack

26:25

Snyder's film was not shot in order

26:27

to teach history lessons. Yes. Let's

26:33

see... Is that good

26:35

enough? Yes, please. I

26:38

like how this movie is based off

26:41

of actual historic events, but is also

26:43

fictional at the same time. Yes. The

26:45

style of the movie is really good.

26:48

Ha ha ha! And

26:50

it has a simple message. When arseholes

26:53

come and try to enslave you, you

26:55

fight for your freedom. Yes. Yes,

26:59

much like Rebel Moon. Yes.

27:02

Have you seen Rebel Moon? No, I don't

27:04

intend on much in it. Yes. Very bad.

27:06

Let me tell you, I tell you at

27:08

the moment I knew I wasn't going to

27:11

watch Rebel Moon. But... I

27:13

didn't know it existed, but it was

27:15

about an hour into the Snyder class.

27:17

Yes. I thought, I'm done with

27:19

this man. I invited some friends over.

27:22

We watched Rebel Moon together and had

27:24

a fun time. It's very bad. When

27:28

Aquaman went to a swim to one

27:30

of my favorite Nick Cave tracks, I

27:33

thought, I'm done with this film and

27:35

this man. He just, I'm

27:37

done with this man. I don't need

27:39

to watch this film. I'm in a

27:42

lockdown. I need to look after my

27:44

mental health. I

27:46

really enjoy trying to figure

27:48

out why he makes the choices that he makes.

27:50

Yes. They're quite

27:53

strange. He makes

27:55

the choices I would make if I

27:57

didn't think much. Yes, he enjoyed that.

28:00

zombie one. I've heard that's

28:02

quite cool. But I really

28:04

like in Rebel Moon where

28:06

he's like, I like

28:08

Star Wars. And as Star Wars

28:10

their swords glow. So in my

28:13

movie my swords will glow too.

28:15

Without sort of going, well in

28:18

Star Wars that's sort of this

28:20

elegant ancient weapon that has all

28:23

this lore behind it. And sort

28:25

of an important thing. You know

28:28

kind of. You know he pitched it as a

28:30

Star Wars. Yes, no of course.

28:32

That's why it's so obviously Star

28:34

Wars. But what is an original

28:36

sword? Was not Star Wars stolen

28:39

from Jude? And there was elements

28:41

of it but I would argue

28:43

that George Lucas took elements, stole

28:46

elements but then sort of did

28:48

his own thing with that for

28:50

the most part. Changed things, you

28:53

know made things a little bit different

28:55

and turned it into his own. Whereas

28:57

Zack Snyder went, I will take Star

29:00

Wars and Seven Samurai and

29:02

just do those schmooshes. Just

29:04

do them. I like Seven

29:07

Samurai. Matrix is about five

29:09

movies schmooshed together. It's not

29:11

schmooshing. It's all schmooshes. It's

29:14

the difference between plagiarism and

29:16

inspiration. Schmooshing. Schmooshing. Schmooshing. Zack

29:19

Snyder doesn't know how to

29:21

smoosh. And schmooshes with no

29:23

thought okay. Yes. But you,

29:26

this is all valid criticism.

29:28

This is all valid criticism

29:30

but Colin1279 has a very profound

29:35

point with 12 likes.

29:39

The world needs more, sorry,

29:41

the world needs men like

29:43

this now more than ever

29:46

and Becky2235 responded definitely. More

29:50

strong men. More

29:52

Spartans, more men

29:54

willing to stand up to the

29:57

Persian. Big strong dicks. I love

29:59

all the people. Strong men with

30:01

strong dicks. Men who

30:04

will kill a messenger because

30:06

of pride. I

30:08

knew it's this generation I've

30:10

no strong men. Tomorrow,

30:13

when my postman comes to

30:15

deliver my mail, I shall

30:18

kick him in the stomach

30:20

into a pit and say,

30:23

for Sparta. It's Brunswick. I

30:25

love these guys. I

30:28

love the idea that if Leonidas was

30:30

around today, he would be

30:33

on YouTube watching 300 motivational

30:35

speech. Yes. Every

30:37

one of the people commenting on this

30:39

video, except the nice ones, they sounded

30:42

alright. But everyone commenting on this video

30:44

is the little toxic

30:46

of Benjamin. They're always bringing back

30:48

the 300 Spartans. It's

30:50

like, he would kick you into a pit.

30:54

If the 300 came back, they would

30:56

kick you into a pit, you nerd.

31:00

Why are you commenting on

31:02

a YouTube? He was so

31:04

fucked looking. Greatest

31:07

speech I ever heard. They

31:10

didn't have to make him look that fucked. Who?

31:13

The fucked one in 300. Yeah,

31:16

he's gross. He didn't have

31:18

to be that fucked. What

31:20

a beautiful movie. What an

31:22

amazing artist, Zack Snyder. Yes.

31:26

Yes. Oh, no.

31:30

As Aquaman went into the water,

31:33

to the tubes of one of

31:35

the king's most popular songs, I

31:38

thought, I'm that dear.

31:41

I don't know. I don't know. I don't

31:43

know. I don't know. I don't

31:45

know. I don't know. I

31:47

don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

31:50

A huge from Mark on 400 episodes. Tell

31:53

us about the day of

31:55

the night. Oh, he picked up a Nerf

31:58

gun. Sorry, Mark. I kept in touch. And

32:00

wrapped in whenever I saw a good comment.

32:02

A speech from Mark. A speech from Mark.

32:05

Tell us of Bravely Anidas. Bravely Anidas. And

32:07

just the podcast and how you like it.

32:09

What do you want me to... I can't

32:11

give it... Do you want me to speak

32:14

my rut for 400 more? Oh.

32:18

In spires for 400 more, Mark. And

32:21

maybe, maybe when I leave this

32:23

town, Sean McCallough will come back

32:25

and get his Sigourney Weaver. He

32:28

changed, he changed. When

32:30

I first heard that we got

32:32

to 400. Yeah,

32:35

yeah, yeah, yeah. On a

32:38

podcast. I thought, well,

32:41

that's a lot of episodes.

32:43

And then when someone

32:45

pitched the idea of let's just do what

32:47

we did for 300. I

32:51

thought, that doesn't quite

32:53

work. But here

32:56

we are. Episodes.

32:59

Episodes. And you know.

33:01

Yeah. It's, you

33:04

know, it's the 400 more. Ah.

33:08

Ah. Could I do a

33:10

speech? Please, we'll all do it. Yeah.

33:14

And I just wanted to say I know a

33:16

lot of you have come from interstate and

33:18

other towns. Thank you for

33:20

making the trip. Yeah.

33:23

And I remember when you boys

33:26

were in your late teens and

33:28

early twenties. So

33:31

to be here at our 400th

33:33

episode is very exciting.

33:36

Also, I think for our 500th episode

33:38

we should all wear capes and little

33:40

leather underpants. Yes. There's a bit in

33:43

this motivational speech. This is the last

33:45

thing I'll say. Yes. There's

33:47

a bit in this motivational speech where it's all

33:49

in mid shot. It's all in mid shot and

33:52

close up. And then he goes, now we will

33:54

defeat this pattern. And it zooms out

33:56

and without the context of the rest of the

33:58

movie. to fight this

34:01

Persian, yes. And without the context of

34:03

the rest of the movie, it is

34:05

like a jump scare. David Letterman, little

34:07

leather underpants, little pants, doing a run.

34:10

That's all I have. Great. Yeah. Are

34:12

you okay? Yes. I'll tell

34:14

you something. We know. When

34:17

we, I remember when we started

34:20

this Perch. Speech. Bravely annihilate. Speech.

34:22

Bravely annihilate. Firstly, thank you to

34:24

the venue. Done

34:26

a wonderful thing. Speech. I

34:29

remember when we were like, podcasting's

34:31

a thing. Maybe we tried doing that.

34:33

Yeah. And we went up into a

34:36

small little cubby house at the first

34:38

stupid old. It wasn't really a cubby

34:40

house, it was indoors, but by all

34:42

definitions, it looked like a cubby house.

34:45

It looked by Andy, Andy Matthews' brother.

34:47

Yeah, built it. You had to crawl

34:49

in and lower your head. And

34:53

we recorded the episodes, and

34:57

we thought, well,

34:59

who would have thought for

35:01

a hundred and seven? I

35:03

remember doing the 300 one,

35:05

half of those recently. So,

35:09

here, pick up your drink.

35:11

And your guns. And

35:13

here's the 300. Oh.

35:18

Oh. And to the dear listeners who have

35:20

been here from the beginning. Please.

35:24

He got his phone. I'm getting a lot of

35:27

spam, I think there was a leak. Oh,

35:29

yeah. I forgot, maybe my phone. Does

35:32

Apple do like a spam blocker? I

35:34

think I need to look into it.

35:36

Yeah. Oh. Oh. But

35:39

to the people who've been here for 400. Pissing

35:42

and moaning the whole way. Here's

35:45

to 400 more improvisational

35:47

comedy podcasts. Yeah.

35:52

Yeah. Yeah.

35:55

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 400

36:01

more opportunities for you to

36:03

complain about free content. 400

36:09

things to do at your Ootalism too. Join

36:13

us next week for 400th episode

36:16

part 2, where we

36:18

will be enjoying TK and

36:21

celebrating. You've been

36:23

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36:25

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