Despite his low position in life, Artie has a very high opinion of himself. One might even say that he greatly overestimates his competence and abilities. Regardless, Artie is ready to turn it all around, and taste the sweet life! Money, fame, and sexual action are all things Artie wishes to obtain—and this podcast will help him do it!(Artie's Daily Dump is a charmingly crude and immature comedy podcast told through Artie’s short audio entries.)