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Around the NFL podcast
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it's fresh out of Sunny Drops.
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No from
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the Chris Westling podcast studio. It is
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around the NFL. I am Dan Hansis I
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have heroes here because
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there is no off season for around the NFL.
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We're so, We've been told Mark.
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Sessler, Greg Rosenthal,
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and yes, because God
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damn it, we need it right now.
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One more person. Chnie
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Shannie's the queen queen.
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She is the queen of NFL
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media.
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Thank you so much. Great to be here.
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A lot of competition for queen of NFL media,
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but well maybe not, but you are
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absolutely the queen of
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around the NFL and and really
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all areas where you roam.
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Wow, thank you so much. That's great.
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I love being, you know, a regal
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member of society, and this
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is great.
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We've asked Patrick Claibon, who
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has a host of songs too, like if he and
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we've encouraged him because he doesn't do this, like to
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blast these like anthems suggesting
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how great he is, how some how statuesque
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like inside his house so that his significant
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other understands the weight of
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what.
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She's been given in what she's
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scored.
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Yeah, yeah, and like so Gonzo at
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this point, it's about eleven forty four am, probably
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in a bathroom, wandering around at your compaly
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does he need to be reminded? And would you willingly do
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that?
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Or I just have it as my ringtone,
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so I just walk around everywhere
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unless people know efficient.
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Yeah, Greg, how are
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you, Bud? I'm great? Good, good
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show, big show coming up.
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It is the return of
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the around the NFL Glossary
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of terms because this
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off season just
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because right now, well OTAs kicked
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off, so in a lot of ways, football's.
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Football is back back.
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In some ways Monday they started throwing
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the pigskin around yep, in some
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ways, Mark, in some ways, I
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will go that far.
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So to celebrate the return of football, why
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not open up the glossary and give the
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people you know a real above
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the tree tops view of what
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the current landscape of the NFL.
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That's what today is all about.
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And I feel like Colleen, that's a public
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service that we can offer that
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I believe will connect with the audience.
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I think so too.
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This is one of my favorite episodes that we do.
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I love all the off season episodes and I'm
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happy to help provide the service.
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Unbelievable. Yeah, all right, you want
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to get into it, Let's do it. We're going to try
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to get through it. We did it in two parts last year.
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We're going to do it.
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And I I'm just sorry over under on
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time for this.
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I will say, we flippantly, flippantly,
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with very little discussion cited just to pack
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it back into one episode.
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Yeah, we'll see last year.
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Last year Mark said we were on like letter
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D and we were forty minutes.
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That was two years ago, and then last year we decided
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to cut it into two.
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But it's back into one big cake. But here it is.
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Here it is, here's your face, Here's where it goes. Greg.
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Ultimately, the conversation will dictate,
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like unless we want to do a two hour show,
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which we don't typically want
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to do. Mark, and I
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know you don't want to do so, but the
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conversation will dictate.
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Whatever it takes. But are
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control and yet we have no control.
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You can say that again, brother, all right, let's get into
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it. Let's start. I'll get it going.
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We all got tagged
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with a certain amount of letters
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and I got a so A
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in the glossary of the terms announcing
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retirement, announcing
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retirement, and who was announcing their retirement.
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David Johnson, All Pro running
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back with the Cardinals, he has announced his retirement
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after eight seasons in the
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NFL. He wrote Sunday
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in an Instagram post that he is quote looking
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forward to the next career path in
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life. He doesn't know what it will be, but
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he hopes it brings him the same passion, excitement,
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and love.
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As football debt.
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Drafted by the Cardinals in the third round of the twenty
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fifteen draft, he is
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in the And then this will get to my second point, the
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around the NFL era. One of my favorite players
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when he was at his peak, and his peak wasn't very
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long. He was a true
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do it all guy. He got first team
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All Pro honors. When he is at his peak in
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twenty sixteen, led the league
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reggie three hundred and seventy three touches, twenty
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one hundred yards from scrimmage, twenty touchdowns
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and also, like from everything we hear
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an a plus dude, great teammate, and
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an underdog who turned into a superstar.
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So part one of this is David Johnson
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retired.
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An absolutely ridiculous
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dominant season, like up there with the best
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seasons we've seen at running
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back or almost any position since we started doing the
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show. I remember how much Wes loved
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David Johnson as a rookie where he was a big
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part of that twenty fifteen team that we kind of fell
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in love with with the Cardinals, and
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then he was even better the year after that.
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There really haven't like there hasn't been a season
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since then of a player
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that put that many yards from scrimmage in that many touchdowns
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together in the same season since Like, that's
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how good he was then. And unfortunately he's like
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everyone thinks like injuries don't matter anymore. You just
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assume thirty nine year olds off torn achilles are going
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to be fine, Like sometimes injuries do matter.
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He was never really the same.
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Yeah, it kind of reminds me a little bit of like the career
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arc of Terrell Davis, who, you know, minus
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injuries, could have done eight to nine years
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of what he did, but he was so dominant
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in twenty sixteen. You mentioned the numbers, and
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I do recall West just like like West could
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see running backs before other people,
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like, especially in the preseason.
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Be the one thing that he watched the preseason.
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It's like one of his superpowers.
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It really was, and it was like it was based on health.
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It's based on a lot of things. It's like I can't
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think of too many like ap like
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level all pro type players that were taken
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away by injury the way he was, because he never was the same.
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I just remember what a big deal it was when he was
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traded to Houston for DeAndre Hopkins
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in Arizona. That was, like, I feel
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like I can remember where I was when that trade
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happened for some reason, and.
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I remember being at the
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All or Nothing documentary premiere
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downtown. Jay Zumwalt
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was with me, you know, a diehard Cardinals fan,
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and I'll always.
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Remember that moment.
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He's in the theater with us amongst all the
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other luminaries of that Cardinals twenty
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fifteen Cardinals team that was documented on that
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series. And there's a scene where their running
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backs coach Stump Mitchell tells Johnson
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that he should be a Hall of Famer once his playing careers
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were over, so people who knew saw the talent
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that he had. He fell short of that. Obviously his body didn't
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quite cooperate. But my other point I
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was going to make I think of fun
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off season activity and I've mentioned
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a few times, but I think this is the year we do it. We
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either make an ATN all
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time team like twenty
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thirteen to president, who's the greatest?
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The roster of the ATN all timers'd
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be fun.
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Another idea, because I thought it'd be fun, we could like reference
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and sit during the season if we made an at and
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one hundred or eight and fifty top
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players in the game right now where they rank on our
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list, either or something that
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kind of celebrates that. Second
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idea is more like the current landscape. But I
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do like looking back and would
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David Johnson be in that conversation?
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Maybe maybe not. It's not a career thing.
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It's like we let our group
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fell in love with a collection of players.
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Yeah.
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I like that, just
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workshop and some some things for the future.
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That's fun.
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We do like the team. I like
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the ATN all.
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Right, ATN All Time team coming up
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later this summer.
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Mark, I like that are your research? I
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will now all right, all right, I'm up here
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we go.
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B B.
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Colleen b is for blurred, as
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in the relationship status between
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a player and their team. So
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T Higgins who requested a trade,
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who hasn't signed his tag yet who skipped
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voluntary workouts but said that he'll play
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for the Bengals this year. You have
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Trey Hendrickson who returned to the team after
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requesting that trade because he wanted
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the long term deal. There's
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plenty of examples of this. Justin
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Jefferson another one.
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I talked to t J.
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Howkinson last week on the
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schedule release show and he was
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saying, because you know the JJ McCarthy
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is there, now, there's multiple JJ's on the team,
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So Justin Jefferson will now
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be known as just Jets, which
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could be confusing for.
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Some Dan that feels
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like doesn't solve the problem, it just creates a
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new one.
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Yeah, but hey, I mean, I guess there can
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only be one JJ perteam. But the
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whole situation with the Cowboys,
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how murky that is right now with Ceedee
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Lamb not knowing where his
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contract is because he's waiting for the DAK contract
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to go down, and obviously Michael Parsons
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needs to be paid. There's plenty more, but a
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lot is blurred.
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Blaird lines a classic that
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really hasn't held up either as the singer.
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Has any trade request ever been summarily
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like ignored and disregarded as much as Trey
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Hendrickson's great question.
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They did not care about it. And he was back immediately,
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and he just was like, well, I love
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this team. I gotta admit I'm
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not going anywhere.
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It was just like it was.
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A I see your Trey Henderson.
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I raised you Austin Eckler last summer.
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It was like a story. It was like a story.
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And he stayed away. We gave some attention.
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Hendrickson was just like, hey, I tried,
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and then showed up like five days later and everything.
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He gave up a little too soon.
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We camped in.
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But yeah, even Burrow was
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like, that's fine. If he wants to get traded.
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He's a player. He deserves to him.
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If he wants to. But then nothing comes of it.
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Jefferson, is it under the radar
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here? Something to keep an eye on, Jefferson.
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Hayward too, you're
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on it?
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Yeah, all right, See we're
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moving fast here.
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See so you just jinxed it, all right? My
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word is cod piece one
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of the grossest things medieval.
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It was a piece of me.
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Were you wearing a cod piece of the Renaissance? Didn't
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I just it does feel like it would be of a piece.
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I don't know if you can just go purchase one at a it
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was. I did some research.
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It is a piece of material worn by men
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in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries
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to c.
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It's mentioned in Shakespeare like sixter. I
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mean, think about it too, like the cod piece.
10:18
It you know it it makes you look enormous,
10:21
you know, and I feel like that's a good thing.
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To Okay, So back then, I think
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it was before.
10:25
There was like the miracle bra, there was the cod piece.
10:27
It was just fabric.
10:29
In modern times, for our purposes,
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the athletic Cup sort of functions as
10:34
the cod piece. And I just wanted to point
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out the off season is a no cod piece
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necessary environment. Oh, TA
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phase three starts today, as you mentioned,
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so many teams, uh, and there will
10:45
be takes. Is I brought this around to having
10:48
some sort of an alza. There will be takes based
10:50
on whatever happens in the
10:52
next ten practices
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of OTA Phase three, but
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there shouldn't be. No live contact
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is allowed, no tackling. There
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was a point even since we
11:04
were covering the game, that there was life contact,
11:06
that there was way more there used to be seventeen
11:08
or eighteen o d's there used to be too, Minnie camps, two
11:10
of them. They could have six days
11:12
of like hitting and stuff in the off season
11:15
that was in the oughts. But I remember none
11:17
of that is allowed, and that's fine. I think it should be a
11:19
teaching period. But it also
11:21
means no evaluation necessary.
11:23
It's just teaching, and you know
11:25
learning.
11:26
Caleb Williams could throw a meatspirer now no
11:28
take Well, we've got to ignore those things.
11:30
And I think if a codpiece necessary?
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Right, People that have listened to this show for a long time,
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yes have are they're up on this.
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I think they realized there are portions of the
11:38
off season that you just glanced beyond and
11:41
get to the next.
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It's a perfect pay just to make that public
11:44
service announced.
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I think we have to this.
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I'm in a cod piece rabbit hole.
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Well, they're on the company laptop. We'll check back with you later.
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Let's move to the letter D with Mark
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Sessler. All Right, I did these my way, so
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it's gonna just be what it is.
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Oh, I love this.
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All right, D is
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for Doma. You don't have to give us that we know.
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Can I get three sentences in a row. That's
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why I am the g I'm just
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letting you know. You don't need to know
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it.
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His favorite part of that he is for Dom De Sandro
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Yes Okay, Senior Advisor to
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the GM and Chief Security Officer for the Philadelphia
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Eagles East Coast Jesus. Big
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Dom is more like Buddha, though anyone
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close to him with a sense of the beyond
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sees that clear as day. Sit in
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place, in peace and cast
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off anger from the jealous. Sit in
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silence and feel the world burn into your beautiful
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body. Big Dom has hired a local
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painter, Jose Wiggins, to paint
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full portraits of Dom as he sits in his small
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Philly based garden around him or
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sunflowers and wind of the willows. In each
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portrait, Jose Wiggins has been instructed
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to include the image of Howie Roseman's standing
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beside Big Dom in the garden, Howie
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Roseman in deep prayer.
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They are one with the gods.
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When seven large pizzas arrive along
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with five kegs of domestic beer, Dom
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treats Jose Wiggins as a treasured
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guest. Jose Wiggins gets the first
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pick of meat Lover's pizza. He is allowed
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to rest in the garden of sunflowers. Then
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Big Dom paints Jose Wiggins in
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acrylic on a canvas that sits in the
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shade by KEG number two large glasses
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of chilled beer or drank all afternoon as
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Dom and Jose Wiggins celebrate what
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is to come, fourteen regular season
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wins for a team whose religious centerpiece
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will be crucified no more Big
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Dom.
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I mean that was gorgeous.
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That was amazing.
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I think it's huge of these back.
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I think it matters more than people realize.
13:37
Inside the building, it's massive. I
13:40
ate the security guy on the.
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Sideline, I'm trying to get wins.
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Here we come.
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He's more than that. He's the senior advisor to the general
13:46
manager slash chief security officer
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entering its twenty fifth He
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got a big the lifeblood of that team, Dan.
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So it was funny
13:56
at the Sixers.
13:57
Game waiting for a response from him, Babe
13:59
about East Coast Jesus.
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He was out of the Sixers.
14:05
They introduced Dom, and they introduced
14:08
the recent draft picks. They were both watching
14:10
a Sixers playoff game. Dom got bigger Pops.
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That's the most is
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he forever has been fits the town.
14:20
There's nothing else to say, what else is there saying?
14:22
I don't think there's a whole lot more to great
14:25
job Mark. Everything just funnels into
14:27
the same place.
14:29
I would like to.
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See some of Wiggans work too. Like
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portfolio is our portfolio.
14:33
This is kind of an extension of your first
14:37
one. He is for extension
14:39
drama, the
14:41
Jared Goff contract, extension of Detroit.
14:44
It's going to reverberate across the
14:46
NFL landscape, but perhaps the
14:49
tremors will be felt most
14:52
in South Beach. It's
14:56
to a situation, is
14:58
interesting situation, it's
15:00
a certified situation. This
15:04
is Diana Rassini's reporting. Dolphin's
15:07
QB two Tunga Bai Looa is in
15:09
the building for the start of Dolphins OTAs
15:11
per source, the QB is slated to become the next quarterback
15:14
to receive a big payday, but the sides
15:16
are in negotiations. Tuas said he
15:18
was planning on attending the workout,
15:20
so that's good. You don't want to have that thing where the quarterback
15:23
is out in the media fighting battles.
15:25
He is one of the five quarterbacks selected
15:27
in the first two rounds of the twenty twenty NFL Draft,
15:30
along with Joe Burrow, Justin
15:32
Herbert, Jordan Love, Jalen Hurtz. He's
15:34
the only one that has not signed a second deal.
15:37
And then you look at the money and you see that Burrow
15:40
and Herbert signed deals worth two seventy
15:42
five and two sixty two million,
15:44
respectively.
15:45
Hurts two fifty five million.
15:47
Love is kind of in a different bucket obviously,
15:49
but he signed that one year
15:52
deal worth thirteen and a half and guaranteed. But
15:54
that was only one season as a starter so
15:57
far, but total guarantees are
15:59
big. It's around two hundred million,
16:02
give or take twenty million for all the guys,
16:04
and they have to make a decision obviously
16:07
around two whether he is worth that type
16:09
of investment. I think it's a total
16:11
flash point around the history of
16:13
the Dolphins. I think it's the
16:16
if they buy in on Tua
16:19
as their long term guy and
16:22
he has a big, big run here and
16:24
becomes a true franchise quarterback, which they're
16:26
already calling him one, but I don't see it yet.
16:29
He's going to prove a lot of people wrong. But
16:32
if you invest heavily in the sky, that can only
16:34
get you to a certain place and give you some stats
16:38
and he ends up being an albatross on you.
16:40
It could set the franchise back quite
16:42
a way. So big decision for Miami.
16:45
I want to do it, but I think they're
16:47
going to I.
16:48
Think they've made their decision. I
16:50
think they're probably far enough in negotiations
16:53
whatever their offer has been, that he's
16:56
there, that it sounds like
16:58
they're making some progress. I do think him
17:00
and Goff are in a quite similar
17:03
situation where you can reasonably
17:05
say the situation around
17:07
them, the system elevates them. For
17:09
Goff to get all that money, and Gof's you
17:11
know, done a great job as agents have done a great job
17:13
getting a lot of money. Maybe
17:16
it sets a little bit of a groundwork
17:18
here for Tua, and I think
17:20
they'll end up doing it. Goff's deal was
17:22
really like a three to four year deal, depending
17:24
on how you look at it. The fully fully
17:26
guaranteed money was like one fifteen. It was a little
17:29
less than some of those big time quarterbacks.
17:31
But you're right, like that's a lot of money for a
17:34
guy that most people, including myself,
17:36
would not have in like the top eight.
17:37
I'm with you, though, like I just can
17:40
you be convinced if you're running
17:42
Miami's front office that if Tyreek Hill
17:44
went down for eleven weeks and you lost Jalen
17:47
Waddle or whoever that too, is just still
17:49
the same guy that's gonna make it work with whoever's around
17:51
it, because like the top quarterback money should go to
17:53
the realistically five or six guys
17:56
that you know can do that, and there's a lack of there are
17:58
some tiers. You know you've got the contract,
18:00
but it's like there should be more tiered contract
18:03
quarterback scenarios and to it, to me
18:06
needs to be tiered because I don't care about the numbers
18:08
so much, Like I don't know what it is. It's just the football
18:10
fan of me, like I'm a little suspicious of who
18:12
he is minus the system and the.
18:14
Effect Daniel believes in him, which it really feels
18:16
like he does. Then that's gonna be the
18:19
key part of it.
18:20
But then like the domino effect too from
18:22
if he if he doesn't get
18:24
the long term deal, like how do
18:27
some of the other quarterbacks in the league proceed with
18:29
their own situations with their teams,
18:31
Like whether it's Dak Prescott, whether it's your
18:33
love.
18:34
Right, I'm curious because Love did get a second contract,
18:36
but it was this weird sort of in between contract. I think he's
18:38
going to get paid this offseason too, and that that's going
18:40
to be interesting.
18:41
And even though Goff and Tua
18:43
are kind of bedfellows and that I
18:45
think everyone agrees they're not superstars, but
18:47
they're you know, really kind of locked
18:50
in and loaded in trench starters. Goff
18:52
has had pretty incredible
18:55
durability. Has he missed games in his career? I don't
18:57
even know, and that that factors into
19:00
No.
19:00
Two.
19:00
Had got through his first season healthy, but the
19:03
rest of his career also has been check
19:05
mark with serious issues, including.
19:07
Not to be fair. No,
19:09
that's what I said.
19:09
I mean he got through this year, but that doesn't mean now
19:11
that's not an issue anymore. I mean that means he got
19:13
he was healthy for one year.
19:15
Anyway.
19:15
That's part of the reason why it has a tough decision
19:18
up next Glad, I'm not making it
19:21
up next the letter
19:23
F with colin Es.
19:25
Fastidious is the word.
19:27
It's so fun to say, but
19:30
as in the detailed approach that certain players will
19:32
take to their off season preparation. Players
19:34
like Kirk Cousins, who has
19:36
weekly notes from every game he's played
19:39
in as a starter, and he catalogs them and folders
19:41
and tiny little bins, and
19:43
his whole situation has been very detailed.
19:47
He's learning some new things under
19:50
offensive coordinatornator Zach Robinson,
19:52
who was the passing game coordinator and quarterbacks
19:55
coach for the past two years, with Sean McVay, who
19:57
obviously has the ties in
20:00
Washington where Kirk was
20:02
before. So I wonder how many of the concepts
20:04
are going to be that new to him.
20:07
But also he's recovering from the Achilles
20:09
so he won't be active during OTAs anyway,
20:11
And there's the Michael Pennix junior
20:13
of it all.
20:13
It's not like he's going to immediately.
20:15
Take that job, but if
20:17
he does pop during these
20:20
workouts, he'll add some flare
20:22
an additional f word for you to the
20:24
off season.
20:25
I love that good word, and I do think when
20:27
you think the word fastidious, I just imagine
20:30
Kirk in his office
20:32
in his lab getting and already yeah, being
20:34
oh absolutely, And although to
20:37
be fair to him, he's done a good job adapting.
20:39
He's always landed with these coaches that kind
20:42
of coach that sort of system, but he has
20:44
had a lot of different coaches, and he adapted
20:46
fairly quickly to Minnesota when he got there.
20:48
Guys think it's like a huge benefit to
20:50
roll into a system that at least like you
20:53
have some understanding of and can be shaped
20:55
around you versus being thrown into something, because
20:57
I think that delays you a year depending on who you are.
21:00
All Right, Letter F was
21:03
done just now Letter G with h
21:06
G. That's right, triple
21:08
G.
21:08
So that makes four g's. That's a quadruple
21:11
G. Very rare.
21:12
And I'm adding one G to the mix
21:14
here, and that is Genghis
21:16
Khan, who at
21:19
one point, and this is you know, exposing
21:21
a bit of maybe a flaw
21:23
in our setup here that we had this topic
21:26
before, but this will be a different spin on it. At one
21:28
point, Genghis Khan was the perfect player comp
21:30
for David Johnson, who we mentioned announced
21:32
his retirement. So for this, I'm gonna throw to an audio
21:34
clip from October of twenty sixteen,
21:37
a week six T and F recap
21:40
of Cardinals forty nine ers, which Wes and I
21:42
traditionally tacked to the top, or at least that year, tacked
21:45
to the top of our preview episode. Back
21:47
then, one bit of context before you
21:49
listen to it. Randy and started
21:52
Wes and Mark had spent that night
21:54
watching the game together at
21:56
an unknown location.
21:58
Let's hear it, which brings us back to all
22:00
or Nothing when Honey Bidger's on the sideline
22:02
saying, that's a bigger version of Marshall fulk
22:04
And what Mark Sessler would like everyone to know
22:07
tonight is David Johnson
22:10
is like Genghis Khan running with the horse
22:12
and the wind is blowing the main and
22:15
he is taking the Mongolian steps
22:17
while the forty nine ers linebackers
22:20
are little prairie soldiers hiding behind trees
22:22
hoping David Johnson doesn't trample them.
22:25
And with that over to you, that
22:29
was they wrapping up. So wow,
22:32
there you go.
22:32
What I wish I could remember
22:35
what preceded that speech. I do know the
22:37
Genghis Khan has populated half
22:39
of one percent of the entire earth, which is not
22:41
from David Johnson, but
22:43
would be if David Johnson were healthier.
22:45
Perhaps now that night, I believe David
22:47
Johnson had about one hundred and ninety yards
22:50
from Scrimmage. There was a stack because I ended up you know,
22:52
listening uh to this recap
22:54
here that him and Fitzgerald had combined
22:56
for ninety two percent of their offense. Yeah,
22:59
I think he had one hundred and ninety four
23:01
yards. He was doing that on the regular.
23:03
But I do remember that night West
23:06
came in laughing and he had written it
23:08
on his phone in the notes, and it showed
23:10
it to me. So that's why I even was That's why I was even
23:12
laughing before he said it, because I knew. I knew
23:14
what was coming up, Genghis.
23:16
Khan, Prairie Soldiers.
23:18
That was incredible that I
23:20
could by the the inflection in his
23:22
voice. I'm gonna guess. Was that recorded
23:25
at Culver City Culver City.
23:26
Studient, Yes, and usually we would watch the game there,
23:28
but that day he had gone off
23:30
with Mark I think, and watched it and then come back.
23:32
I would imagine there is a place in Culver
23:35
City, which I believe still exists, called the Garage,
23:37
which we've all been to.
23:38
I would have that was a TNF hangout.
23:41
Yes, I was, Yeah, I had.
23:42
I had narrowed it down to the cozy Joxers
23:45
Daily or the Garage.
23:47
Those all were options where televisions
23:49
were plentiful, excellent,
23:52
great to hear Wes also David
23:54
Johnson getting Amazing Pop set Love.
23:57
It was the David Johnson episode.
23:59
All Right, let's take a break and then we will
24:01
continue on with the glossary of terms.
24:07
All Right, we are back. We are off
24:09
and rolling here. Let's move
24:12
to h with Mark Sasla.
24:13
All Right.
24:14
H is for Holly Hobby, an
24:16
innocent children's doll discovered during a modern
24:18
day pirates raid at the Gulf of Guinea in March of
24:20
twenty twenty four.
24:21
Her child owner thrown overboard days ago.
24:24
She gone poor.
24:25
Holly Hobby is taken from port to port by
24:27
unhitched pirates. Our little doll friend
24:29
dreams of escape. She knows in her belly
24:32
that some pirates are kind pirates,
24:34
more aimed at human entertainment than modern
24:36
day raids on ships filled with offshoot
24:38
heroin and stolen crates of fungions. She
24:41
believes the Las Vegas raiders are kind
24:43
pirates. Here for our enjoyment are
24:45
Sunday thrills. She dreams of
24:47
Gardner Minshew saving her
24:49
and saying, as he carries her little cloth
24:52
body away from a twenty two person
24:54
raid vessel, you are protected now.
24:56
Minshew then tells her this we are
24:58
a sneaky nine win team that will
25:00
be made fun of today, but the giggles will
25:03
cease when Autumn becomes a crucible of
25:05
the damned.
25:05
Oom Holly
25:07
Hobby.
25:08
There she is, Yeah, that's
25:10
her. If you're watching, if
25:13
you've ever she's been through.
25:14
Should we subscribe to the YouTube
25:16
channel or not? This is the biggest
25:18
Give her some fingers, Give her.
25:20
Some fingers in a big spot. That's what I would say.
25:22
Do you feel like Mark is very
25:25
fascinated with the dolls
25:27
and child equipment or toys
25:29
from his you know, childhood.
25:31
If I recall them, I I guess that it
25:33
pop when it pops up during the day job.
25:35
You'd have to question that. Greg.
25:36
You're also sneaky supportive
25:39
of the Raiders in the off season, which is very
25:41
anti where you were a year ago.
25:42
At this year ago, I listed like the four to thirteen
25:45
AFC teams that were better than them and lacerated
25:49
online.
25:49
I don't believe that.
25:50
I think that they're a little bit of a sneaky
25:53
under the radar operation.
25:54
That what let me ask you a question,
25:56
what do you what is it about them that gives
25:59
you that sense that they're.
26:01
I am more statistically looking at
26:03
the league in general and thinking that every year there's
26:05
a team that, like somehow in their regression
26:07
candidate the minute the season ends, sneaks
26:09
out nine wins, but they aren't nine win
26:12
worthy and so it doesn't make a lot of logical
26:14
sense, but they keep coming. I was kind of
26:16
meditating on a which team is going to do something
26:18
we don't expect because this happens,
26:20
And I just kept coming back to the Raiders, and it
26:22
could be as nonsensical a take as
26:25
I have in the entire offseason, but I've just.
26:27
That feels like you are locked and loaded. When
26:29
we, hopefully with Bill Barnwell again, when we do
26:31
over unders, Yeah, well I went
26:34
under Greg. I think it's six and a half. I went over
26:36
four trying to be logical a year ago. So I'm
26:38
going to go in a different You know what, you
26:40
were logical.
26:42
You weren't off too much about that they weren't
26:44
better than many teams in the FC. Even
26:46
though they won eight games, only three teams
26:48
four teams had a worse record than them, which
26:51
is strange marks all eight
26:53
and nine.
26:53
And Abovemo Ballerina, No,
26:56
but.
26:56
I was talking to someone about Dolly Pops.
26:58
If you recalled dollypops. No, my Prima
27:00
Ballerina was like the ultimate.
27:03
I wanted one so bad.
27:05
I got it for Christmas, and then all of a
27:07
sudden, my Prima Ballerina disappeared
27:10
and my parents said that they
27:12
put it down the basement. So I
27:14
spent I don't know, as a child,
27:16
maybe a year and a half searching
27:19
the basement for my Prima Ballerina.
27:21
Why was it put away?
27:23
They took it back to the store, they.
27:24
Returned it, and they just said that it
27:26
was down in the basement.
27:28
So maybe one day I'll find
27:30
it.
27:31
I don't know.
27:32
Holly be kind of brought back some come
27:35
up with the the Suzanne.
27:37
I haven't.
27:38
Well, I've moved on from Suzanne. Now
27:42
I'm with Andrea.
27:44
You let you let Suzanne.
27:45
You're a psychiatrist go yeah,
27:49
my therapist therapist.
27:50
Yeah, it seems like
27:53
emotional to do that.
27:54
Yeah, well I did in a text I
27:57
need I needed to move on.
27:58
I was Andrea doing.
28:00
He is great, love Andrea, honestly,
28:02
lovely, wonderful.
28:04
I'm writing the Stamach.
28:05
She has a vespa that she showed up on
28:07
before our appointment the other day, and I was like, well,
28:09
this is it.
28:10
This is party she does how she comes to your boot?
28:13
No, yeah, I was early. Yeah,
28:16
so good times.
28:17
All right, well, Andrea, welcome
28:19
to the Around the NFL team. Let's move
28:21
to uh I.
28:24
Key nambler. I
28:28
is for indictment prior regimes.
28:31
This is a and you know, shout
28:34
out to Nick Shook who wrote this article
28:36
on NFL dot com, and Gordon
28:38
and everybody else on the desk that's just hammering
28:40
out this content in the off season.
28:42
We've been there.
28:42
It's sometimes it's it feels
28:45
like you're comb in the desert.
28:46
Here is a Nick Schuk story. Here's the
28:48
headline.
28:49
Falcons tight end Kyle Pitts tabs
28:52
himself quote super rookie as
28:54
he learns new offense hit
28:56
the the trope alert big
28:59
funk. Because I
29:01
hope this becomes one this idea that you
29:03
can just
29:06
wave your entire career and say
29:08
I'm starting over and then say
29:10
I'm a super rookie.
29:12
I love it.
29:13
It is an indictment, obviously, of everything that the Falcons
29:15
have done. Here's the exact quote.
29:18
I would say I'm a super rookie. I'm
29:20
not a rookie rookie, but we're all in
29:22
this new offense, new regime,
29:25
new schedule. We're all in
29:27
this fresh which sure, okay
29:29
is true. Glad he read that. He also said
29:32
that, you know, we talked about
29:34
was he healthy? Has he been healthy? He
29:37
said that that knee injury that
29:40
ended his twenty twenty two season prematurely
29:42
lingered throughout twenty twenty three
29:44
and what was a really rough season
29:47
for him statistically. I'll
29:49
add that I don't see anywhere in this story
29:52
in this may write up any did
29:54
he have an additional procedure?
29:56
Did he do anything to make the knee better? Now
29:58
do I?
29:58
How do I believe on face value that the knee
30:00
is now fine even though it wasn't fine more
30:03
than a year after the injury that you said you couldn't
30:05
get over throughout last season. So keep an eye on
30:07
the health of Kyle Pitts and whether his knee
30:09
is gonna let him be the athlete he was coming
30:12
out of college. But anyway, the
30:14
Falcons three the
30:16
last three years never happened.
30:17
It's super rookie season.
30:19
The only thing about it is that I
30:21
can't think of a team that you know, you were part of this, Dan,
30:23
and so were others like more frustrated
30:25
with how that offense was run two
30:27
years running, but especially last year, Like there's
30:29
a lot of potential stars they're not used
30:31
correctly. Like could you make the argument
30:34
that Pitts and the rest of them feel like we're let
30:36
out of jail at this point?
30:37
Right, he got a thousand yards his rookie year, and
30:39
he had moments his rookie year where
30:41
he did look like that dude. He
30:44
has been a big reason why
30:47
he hasn't lived up to his billion though the last couple of
30:49
years.
30:49
It's not just about the people, like you can even with like.
30:51
A run heavy scheme and Desmond Ritter like
30:53
he.
30:54
Just isn't moving the same way. He just
30:56
said it to Dan mentioned it like he
30:58
just wasn't moving the same way. He wasn't as explosive,
31:00
he didn't win as many like you
31:03
jump ball type of situations, fifty to fifty balls
31:05
like Drake London is the perfect reason why I
31:07
think it's fair to criticize Kyle Pits.
31:09
You look at Drake London and you say that is
31:11
a dude, Like that guy might
31:14
already be one of the ten or twelve best wide receivers
31:16
in the league. That was a I think like
31:19
a home run pick or a triple pick, like he
31:21
is that guy and you can see that despite the surroundings
31:23
and Kyle pits I don't think you can.
31:25
I wonder if they'll a maze.
31:26
He's not that old though, he's like Sam Laporte's age. He's
31:28
Yeah, he came out so young that.
31:30
I think he's only I mean twenty
31:32
three.
31:32
He's twenty three right now. Yeah, you're in twenty four
31:34
in October.
31:35
So that's I wonder if they'll make him more of a
31:37
focal point, because he felt like he
31:39
was just always sort of in Drake London's
31:41
shadow, which is impossible because he's such a big dude,
31:43
like physically, but it just feels
31:45
like all of the because I had this later
31:48
Dan, So now I have discribed situation,
31:52
but the amount of puff pieces that
31:54
will be written about the Falcons
31:57
offense and where they can go from here.
31:59
It could be a ran new offense with a
32:01
new head coach and just like a complete
32:04
renaissance for everyone there,
32:06
but especially Kyle Pitts.
32:08
You could keep it.
32:08
You don't have to pivot. I stuck with mine. I had a sound
32:11
drop, you know.
32:11
I think it's a good challenge it.
32:14
It will probably happen to all of us.
32:15
We can find new ways to discuss the topic
32:17
if we if we wish, and maybe we don't wish.
32:19
So just and just to revisit
32:22
in general, Atlanta's draft strategy
32:24
at the top of these drafts.
32:25
They took Kyle Pits fourth overall in twenty.
32:27
Twenty one, so yeah, but no one was No one was
32:29
killing him for that at the time.
32:32
At four overall. I feel like that
32:34
was seen as earlier than it expected.
32:37
That was like generational talent. He's like
32:39
a he was here.
32:41
It wasn't like he went fourth overall in twenty
32:43
one.
32:44
A lot of people, I think sort of thought he was. Is he the
32:46
best player in this draft other than you know, Trevor
32:48
Lawrence.
32:48
I guess Jamar Chase is in that draft too.
32:50
But yeah, you took Drake London eighth overall in twenty
32:52
two, you took Bijon eighth overall
32:55
in twenty three, and you took Pennix
32:57
eighth overall in twenty four, So
32:59
you took in the top eight.
33:02
You took a tight end, a running
33:04
back, and a backup quarterback. In the last four
33:06
years three or the last four years. It's just it's an interesting way
33:09
to build your out your future quarterback. You kind of
33:11
need you kind of need one
33:13
of these guys to really hit and become
33:15
what you thought they were. Maybe both all right, up
33:17
next Jay with
33:20
Colleen h Okay.
33:23
So Jay, I'm
33:25
already trying to work on my new V word.
33:29
Here we go as in anxiety
33:31
creeping in calling Andrea speed.
33:34
Dial jaunt,
33:36
as in Dave Canalis's appointment
33:39
in Carolina. Will it be long term
33:41
or will it be just the latest in a recent line?
33:48
So under Tepper be talking.
33:50
The coaches have been Ron
33:52
Rivera, there was the interim Perry Fuel,
33:55
Matt Ruhle, Steve Wilkes had a moment
33:57
interim le. We had Frank Reich and
33:59
then his table took over last
34:01
year for a bit. And so now it's Dave Canalis's
34:04
turn. And what does that mean for
34:07
Bryce Young? Because Canalis was
34:09
credited with all of the help
34:12
that he got that Gino Smith got in
34:14
Seattle and Baker Mayfield and Tampa
34:16
Bay.
34:17
They brought in Deontay Johnson.
34:19
They drafted Xavier Laguette at
34:21
the wide receiver position, so they jouj the
34:23
offensive line as well, so
34:25
what does that mean for Bryce Young and
34:27
Dave Canalis because now they will be linked
34:30
forever in this season ahead.
34:33
I think Dave Canal I love that we're talking about
34:35
because I think he's under the radar, is going to be
34:37
like a big figure, yeah coming up, because
34:40
he has an interesting vibe, a
34:42
ton of energy. It totally makes
34:44
sense to me that he's extremely close with Pete
34:46
Carroll and he looks at Pete Carroll as like
34:48
his greatest life mentor and
34:51
coaching mentor, because he feels
34:53
to me like kind of a younger
34:56
version of the vibe. Pete Carroll gives
34:58
off incredible positive ventage I think
35:00
brings people with him and it's just like
35:02
a lot, and I think he's done a good job,
35:05
Like he's done a good job maximizing his guy. So
35:07
if Bryce Young is gonna get to like
35:09
average this year, which I think would be a good outcome,
35:11
if he's just like a solid enough quarterback, then
35:13
I think Canais is the guy to do it.
35:15
It was like no better resume builder
35:17
than like two years in a row reviving
35:19
quarterbacks. Everyone falls for that. This
35:22
is a team because some teams get backed in this
35:24
situation. You can't make any personnel
35:26
moves for years. You got to just let these guys do
35:28
it. You can't recycle again. What the
35:30
guys need attempting.
35:34
I'm gonna you're just like are
35:36
you're arguing together?
35:37
Like?
35:37
How hot is Dave Canalis? That that's how
35:39
it started. But ironically looking
35:42
guy, it.
35:42
Is his hotness that has been his undoing
35:44
in his past. Breaking news, bunk,
35:50
breaking ass news from the
35:52
New York Post.
35:56
How many years ago. It's
35:58
late January, but for us it's breaking
36:00
news.
36:01
New Panthers coach Dave Canal has had a quote
36:04
secret life of porn addiction
36:06
and binge drinking.
36:08
We wrote a book on it. Yeah,
36:11
Oh, how was the book, mister know it all?
36:13
Oh, he wrote a book on it. Like he
36:16
talked about this at ISA and
36:18
found out seconds ago he wrote a book.
36:20
He talked about it as opening press conference. He literally
36:23
has a book that I think it was.
36:25
I wrote a book on it. His faith.
36:28
His faith helped him work through
36:30
his problems with infidelity, and.
36:32
That was part of the right.
36:35
It was third on the list.
36:36
The book has got to start meeting every Wednesday night.
36:39
The book is called This Marriage
36:41
Question Mark, the question that changed
36:44
everything?
36:46
All right, Well that's interesting.
36:48
Cool?
36:48
What letter were you again?
36:50
That is wild?
36:52
I did?
36:52
I was this up? This? Wait,
36:55
it's this marriage?
36:56
Yeah, question mark, big time question
36:59
mark and a big this marriage
37:02
the question that changed everything.
37:04
He said he wrote the book to help other couples.
37:06
Struggling with marriage, a question the author was
37:08
asking himself and then answers with the with the book
37:10
and what happened since.
37:11
How about he also used to be a cowboy boot
37:13
salesman.
37:14
Well that's cool. Wait?
37:16
Or is it this marriage or
37:19
is it this marriage that really
37:21
matters? Like like this marriage?
37:24
Well, I think it's the reader. The reader can decide.
37:27
How do you think he intended? I guess is what I'm s I.
37:29
Don't remember you've given what were the example number
37:31
two of sound pretty similar?
37:33
Like great art.
37:34
I think you want to leave some room open for
37:36
interpretation.
37:37
With your book title, though, I don't know. I'd stress
37:39
this. It's not any marriage, it's this marriage.
37:42
Stress this best marriage.
37:44
This marriage. Yeah, like that kind of like ours.
37:47
Yeah, while we're talking keep pounding.
37:49
I don't know if you guys knew. Last week was actually
37:52
keep Pounding Day in North Carolina
37:54
and a number of events
37:56
in communities, you know, giving back
37:59
to the community keeps
38:03
did that?
38:03
I like that panthers
38:06
oriented element comes up later
38:08
in the show. I just we just gloss right by
38:10
it. We don't okay, we don't discuss it after.
38:12
They have so the Todd Downing
38:14
offensive coordinator of the Titans.
38:18
What book did he write?
38:19
Well, he has the they use his poll quote right
38:21
on top of the cover and
38:23
he ends it with Lizzie. Uh,
38:25
you know, but that is exactly what Lizzie and Dave
38:27
have provided with this marriage.
38:29
But then it's not a question mark there.
38:32
It's tough. And that's a tough one.
38:33
Because technically it should it should
38:35
end with a question mark there too.
38:37
Well, that's on the editors.
38:38
But unless he doesn't have a question about it anymore,
38:41
that's your guy, now, Todd down and.
38:43
Then we got him locked them in. All
38:45
right, who's next?
38:48
I believe?
38:49
Are we at kakay with Greg Rose? Okay?
38:55
That was I have regrets all of a sudden.
38:58
K is for or catalog
39:01
gphobia K
39:03
A T A G E l ophobia,
39:05
catalgophobia, which is the fear of
39:07
being ridiculed or laughed at.
39:10
And you know, sometimes this sort of
39:12
phobia, this sort of fear.
39:14
It starts in childhood.
39:16
Just people that are exposed
39:18
to criticism, maybe tough, and
39:20
they have a right
39:22
and offended psyche. Whereas
39:24
if you have like a better foundation, maybe
39:27
you're not a victim of
39:29
this. If some teams
39:32
I think experience catalegophobia,
39:34
they're more sensitive, you know what I mean, You
39:37
can probably guess who they are. Like it often
39:39
goes along with like a history of
39:41
little success. But I thought I'd flip this around
39:43
and name my three figures or
39:46
teams that would be least likely to have this who are
39:48
just so secure in their own
39:50
secin Number one would be or
39:52
number three rather would be the Cowboys. Just as an
39:55
organization, you can say a lot about the Cowboys.
39:57
They will invite criticism if anything they
39:59
like almost seem like sometimes they seek
40:01
it out in a way. I remember when we were at training
40:03
camp and there was like a crazy story about a
40:05
contract hold out, and they make their
40:07
players available to all the media so
40:10
that it can become a big story, even though they're
40:12
getting criticized in those stories. So I think in
40:14
the end they're kind of fine with whatever said
40:16
about it.
40:16
I think they are very very
40:18
confident to your point in the cowboyness
40:21
of it all and that that will see them through
40:23
the darkest of right.
40:24
So they're confident.
40:25
And since I three to one, yeah,
40:28
Number two would be Mike Tomlin. I
40:30
don't know if we have that old sounddrop's
40:34
a good entry where he just was like, I do
40:36
not care, we
40:39
do not care.
40:39
Now there it is good
40:42
child funk and.
40:43
I believe it, Like I just believe
40:45
when when coaches say like, we don't care about
40:47
what they're saying on the outside. When Mike Thomas says
40:49
that, I do believe it. Whatever he believes, he believes,
40:51
I don't think he's getting bothered. And then number one, I
40:53
would guess it would just be Jim Harbaugh. I mean I
40:56
just feel like he's he's rolling with
40:58
whoever Jim Harby is could be on this
41:00
list too, But Jim, like he
41:03
is who he is.
41:03
He's not going to make any day
41:06
it's two day.
41:08
He's very he's very confident in who he is. I'm
41:11
scared of, not worried about the criticism.
41:13
I agree.
41:14
I think also the teams that have when
41:17
you win, that makes
41:19
you feel your above outside. Like I'm sure Andy
41:21
Reid feels pretty confident in
41:23
himself. A lack of cattle phobia
41:27
like a phobia, had like a phobia,
41:29
what was.
41:30
The other phobia that we always
41:32
talk about.
41:35
That's a tough one to People with cattle like a
41:37
phobia may experience symptoms such
41:39
as burning cheeks, desire to
41:41
look away, awkward half smile, feeling
41:43
like everyone is staring at you, and goosebumps.
41:46
That sounds terrible, it's I
41:49
feel.
41:49
Have we not all experienced that?
41:50
It's It's some It's a very human yeah,
41:53
feeling some some level, I think, but
41:57
like maybe to the phobia level. All
42:02
right, mark Elle, okay, Ell
42:04
is for Lauri Meda catillog phobia at
42:06
the door.
42:07
Here we go. Ell is for Laurie Metcalf. Do you have anything
42:09
else to say? You want to? I said, check your ca. Elle
42:12
is for Lauri Metcalf. Do you remember her?
42:14
The hardworking Hollywood actress who played
42:16
Jackie Harris, the issues laiden sister
42:18
to Roseanne on Roseanne, a nineteen nineties
42:20
runaway hit. Metcalf also starred
42:23
as Kevin Costner's loyal aid female
42:25
assistant Da Susie Cox and Oliver Stone's
42:27
nineteen ninety one film JFK. Before
42:30
appearing as a landlady in Leaving Las
42:32
Vegas, a Nick Cage Meg Ryan hit,
42:34
released on October twenty seventh, nineteen
42:36
ninety five, Right during the Cowboys
42:39
bye week, Dallas was
42:41
six and one.
42:42
There was a zero question on our earth.
42:44
To Greg's point about their power, we
42:46
didn't need hollow speeches or self loving
42:48
statements to help us understand their
42:51
vice grip over the week, over the
42:53
strong, over everything in sports.
42:55
Now we're in the dumb days? Or are we?
42:58
Has Jerry Jones finally found the special
43:00
sauce the Dream Tonic, a team
43:02
with a handful of stars and a coach
43:05
playing for their contracts and NFL lives?
43:08
How about Lori Metcalf playing behind the scenes
43:10
heroin Charlotte Jones in the twenty
43:12
twenty six Hulu funded drama How
43:14
about Them Cowboys colon Daddy's
43:17
Home?
43:20
That would be great.
43:21
I'd watch it following up the documentary,
43:24
but i'd watch for.
43:26
A team like the Cowboys. You can't get up.
43:28
I mean, the Lakers have had docs and they've had series
43:30
and they just keep cranking them out.
43:33
I don't love the title too.
43:34
I don't get the feeling that the Cowboys are gonna
43:37
be a buzzy pick right now.
43:39
Isn't that good for once? Maybe?
43:41
But I don't think is gonna be a reason for it because I
43:44
think we almost saw the best of this Cowboys
43:47
nucleus already and it wasn't good enough.
43:49
And what I was wondering because I was like, I went, I wrote,
43:51
is like going on the road and just killing them. I was like, no, no, no, what
43:53
if it's flipped where it's like he's got them
43:55
or they've got them into a situation
43:57
where it's like it's not that the vice grip is on because
44:00
that never feels the way to some degree, but it's like all
44:02
of you could be like I could completely blow up this team
44:05
and start it over an off season from now if I wanted
44:07
to, if I wanted just to completely nuke
44:09
this thing, because everyone's kind of at the end. So
44:11
it's like, does that do these players on this
44:13
team respond or to that we don't care about
44:15
critique or anything? Are they just floating
44:17
along? As they float along all the time, We'll
44:20
see.
44:20
Great job by Laurie Metcalf and Ladybird.
44:23
That scene I love Ladybird when driving
44:25
her to the airport, That like rated
44:28
apparent and almost impossibly.
44:31
I believe she still plays.
44:32
Jackie Metcalf on a television show that
44:35
airs on ABH.
44:36
Yes there's a spin off. Yes, I
44:38
noticed that. I do.
44:39
I do a pretty good Roseanne laugh
44:41
impression.
44:42
Do you want to hear it? Oh? No, you
44:44
don't want to hear it. I won't know. I'm not going to
44:46
say it.
44:46
I would like to hear it.
44:47
You want to hear it?
44:48
Yeah?
44:48
No, I
44:52
Shan does that a lot.
44:54
That's also like every evil clown from
44:56
North America.
44:57
But if those who know the opening credits
44:59
of Roseanne, I think that was good.
45:01
And then I also have a kind of.
45:02
A running joke with my wife
45:05
when uh, you know, we're you
45:07
know, it's the middle of the week and you know, we got two
45:09
kids and I got a busy house, like and
45:11
hey, what's the dinner plan for tonight?
45:14
And then sometimes it will just like slip
45:16
through, like we don't have a plan, and at six point thirty
45:18
and then I'll do a joke where if
45:20
Emily's like, I don't know, I'll be like, I
45:23
go into my Roseanne impression.
45:24
Like I'll go get them some hamburger,
45:27
helper and junk. She
45:30
loves it. She loves it. Yeah, that seems
45:32
like a healthy way to approach that.
45:34
What a window into your week.
45:36
Now we're talking about the sauciage gets mad, I
45:40
don't know and junk. All right, that is my Roseanne
45:42
Up next is this
45:46
is kind of hard the way it's it's graft out. So
45:49
you just went right.
45:50
Mark I went, Oh no, no, Mark went
45:52
and that was Flory Metcalf.
45:55
There we go, all right, So let's
45:57
move to M and it will
45:59
be four. Mister
46:02
Raider M jim
46:05
Otto a Pro Football Hall of Fame
46:07
center. Those
46:10
who know know he wore double
46:12
zeros and he was in the
46:14
pivot of some of the great Raiders
46:17
offensive lines and teams. Ever,
46:20
he died at the age of eighty six over
46:22
the weekend. He
46:26
was known as the original Raider, the
46:31
dominant center of his era.
46:34
He had a singular goal. Now here's a quote.
46:36
This was this mantra that he repeated
46:39
over and over again and
46:42
John, never will
46:44
they kick my butt?
46:48
That's the quote.
46:49
That's the quote. Never.
46:51
And he did a lot of butt kicking, starting
46:55
in the AFL through the merger
46:57
and seventy.
46:58
Retired after seventy four. He starred as
47:00
a center.
47:01
We want to talk about whatever happened to Gary Cooper
47:03
when men were men?
47:05
Otto started two hundred and.
47:06
Ten straight regular season games two twenty.
47:08
Three including the playoffs.
47:10
Twelve time Pro Bowler, there
47:13
was talk that he should be the face of the Raider
47:16
on the logo with the iPad eyepatch,
47:18
he said, but with a broken nose.
47:23
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? He
47:26
played center for the opener. Started
47:32
his career.
47:35
With eleven straight All
47:37
Pro teams and only one of those
47:40
was a second team.
47:41
Started out.
47:42
I can't imagine there are many players in the
47:44
history of the NFL that started their
47:47
career with six straight first team All pros. Wow,
47:49
as a rookie. Then he had a second team for one year. I don't
47:51
know who beat him out in sixty six, and then he
47:54
he racks up another four. That's
47:56
that's on the short list of like all
47:59
time, all time greats.
48:00
When you go to like Pro Football Reference and you can
48:02
see like, oh, you know, Kyle Pitts, like he started
48:04
nine games and fin like when you go to Auto's
48:06
page, like you said, it's just fourteens
48:09
head to toe.
48:10
He never missed.
48:11
It's a different era, but also to say that he was the face
48:13
of the Raiders, because I'll never forget. When I covered
48:15
that final Raiders game, I did a separate piece talking
48:17
to like eight or nine like dudes
48:19
from that era, and a lot of them mentioned him,
48:22
And there was a lot of competition to be
48:24
the face of that Raiders team, from the coaching world,
48:27
to the players, to some of the legends like and
48:29
he was that dude, and so yeah, there's
48:31
not a lot like him.
48:32
I like that he talked about the hardest
48:34
hit that he ever received it a game was
48:36
from Ray Nichkei and that he broke
48:39
his face mask and that's what broke his
48:41
nose and said it the way that it was mm hmm.
48:43
Broke my cheekbone, my zygomatic
48:46
archbone.
48:47
That's good.
48:48
It attached my retina and my left eye. I was
48:50
blind for six months and my left eye it was
48:52
really bad. It all swelled up and I couldn't
48:54
see, but I
48:57
kept playing.
48:58
I never went out of the game with
49:00
a detached retina.
49:02
But Kyle Pitts's knee is sore, guys, Oh,
49:06
that is unbelievable. Anyway,
49:09
a true warrior of the game passes
49:12
away. Jim Otto at the age of eighty
49:14
six. Let's take a break and we will continue
49:17
onward. All
49:21
right, we are back. We are moving on, Colleen.
49:23
You are in the pivot now.
49:25
Okay.
49:25
The letter n N is for nascent,
49:28
as in Detroit's reconstructed
49:31
secondary and it's nascent phase. Woo.
49:33
They needed a rebirth, hon me, after only
49:36
Washington allowed more yards
49:38
passing yards per game last season. They used
49:40
their first two draft picks on corners,
49:42
traded up for terry On Arnold, got
49:45
Ennis Rakestrawl at sixty one, and
49:47
then they traded their third rounder to the
49:49
Bucks for Carlson Davis. So all three
49:51
of those draft picks are potential Week one
49:53
starters in their secondary.
49:56
They addressed They looked
49:58
at what their biggest issue was last year, and they couldn't
50:00
have like addressed it any faster,
50:03
any more aggressively.
50:04
They tried to do it a year ago.
50:05
To be fair, there was actually a little bit of like, hey,
50:07
they've improved their secondary year ago at this time and
50:10
those guys are no longer on the team. But
50:13
having Brian Branch to begin
50:16
with, like hitting on that draft pick and then adding
50:19
you would think Arnold feels like a
50:21
pro ready type of guy in Carlton Davis has already
50:23
shown he's a good start.
50:24
I mean, I think a team like the Lions too,
50:26
where it's like, don't have any lips on the
50:28
radar and you you kind of don't
50:31
have too many weaknesses. They've done
50:33
that, They've done a lot in two or three off
50:35
seasons. But you keep Aaron Glenn the defensive
50:37
coordinator, you keep Ben Johnson the offensive
50:40
coordinator.
50:40
It's like, it is there.
50:41
You could have rolled the dice that one of those two, if not
50:43
both, could have been somewhere else right now,
50:45
and you're kind of starting over with new phraseology
50:47
and new coaches knew everything. That's like this
50:49
team is so much about their coaching staff, and I
50:51
love that they've kind of kept it all together and it's like, what's
50:54
the weakness here? I know you could pick, you could nitpick
50:56
a little, but not They've.
50:58
They thrived under higher expectation last
51:00
year, as we know, starting right in week
51:02
one when they knock off Kansas City in
51:05
the opener, they what are they finished with twelve
51:07
wins last year where they land last year
51:09
and five twelve and five and you know, make it all
51:11
the way to the NFC title game.
51:12
Damn near win that game against
51:14
the Niners.
51:16
So I can't sit here and
51:18
then say, well, how will they handle expectations
51:20
this year?
51:21
I think they'll be fine.
51:22
However, now it's a it's
51:24
a bird of a different color, like you have to
51:27
get over the hump. You have to Anything short
51:29
of getting out of the NFC now is
51:32
maybe not failure but a disappointment. So
51:34
it's the Detroit lines as we knew them are
51:36
totally transformed. But it's very hard
51:39
to get over the hump. And there's still a lot of big time
51:41
competition in the conference.
51:43
So we'll see what they can do. This is gonna be it's
51:45
gonna be a battle, and we'll see if they can get over the hump.
51:48
They're set up so well.
51:49
And I also love the Terry On Arnold and Brian Branch
51:51
played together at Alabama already, so that's
51:53
kind of nice that they already have that probably energy.
51:56
Then all right, Greg the letter,
51:58
Oh all right, I'm gonna go with a great word
52:01
obedient, complying
52:03
with or submissive to authority. I like when
52:05
a word just sounds like it should obey
52:07
me. Obedience I'm
52:10
saying.
52:11
They call uncomfortable, but we're gonna keep moving.
52:13
Greg was saying this exactly at this time Yesterday
52:15
is Sunday in his house.
52:20
Go ahead.
52:21
I don't think if the
52:23
Raiders and the Saints come out to Southern
52:26
California for training camp and they are that
52:29
they're fan, that they should be obedient
52:32
to this NFL rule that
52:35
because of marketing rights in the
52:37
Southern California area that they
52:39
don't necessarily have the rights to have
52:41
fans at their training
52:44
camp. Now, the Raiders have been more
52:46
out in front saying we're having conversations
52:48
with both teams about the logistics of it. Talks
52:50
are still ongoing, so it sounds like
52:52
they're pushing for it. The Saints aren't really
52:54
answering questions. And I just feel like going
52:57
to a training camp is such a
53:00
outstanding way to grow the
53:02
support of your team and have young fans
53:04
go there for you know nothing and
53:06
just be around football that having
53:09
training camps without fans like doesn't
53:11
feel like training camp at all. And yes, I
53:13
know it's the Saints in Southern California, how many people
53:15
are really going to be showing up there every day? I'm sure people would
53:17
be showing up and so I hope
53:19
they they pushed to make that happen. I hope
53:22
it's not something where like I
53:24
don't know that either the Rams and Chargers
53:26
don't allow or that the teams really don't even want
53:28
it. I don't I don't know, Like to me, that's that's
53:30
not training camp. Don't be obedient in this way.
53:32
And if and if they do try to keep fans out, like
53:35
fans should let them know, Like you're trying to
53:37
grow your your brand. The Raiders have done
53:39
a great job over that Saints, Like you're
53:41
trying to grow fans, don't don't keep them out.
53:43
It feels like a weird NFL thing in general that
53:46
like some of these stipulations kind of get like maybe
53:48
why they were cooked up, but like what they went
53:50
to? What was it Greenbrier for like
53:52
years of it's right like secret compounds.
53:54
I don't know what it is, but like, uh, like why
53:56
would you have any fan base?
53:58
Not I would just promote it everywhere,
54:00
So I'm with you, Like.
54:01
It just sort of feels like this is just California
54:04
here, Well it did.
54:06
The rule would apply I guess everywhere, but it only
54:09
matters because everyone's trying to come to southern California.
54:11
Yeah, because they're technically in the Raiders.
54:14
I mean they're the Raiders, and the Saints are coming into
54:16
the Chargers and Rams area
54:19
and they either need to get some permission,
54:21
but there's questions like about whether they
54:23
even want the permission and how they're going to do it. The Raiders
54:26
do say that they're they're trying to figure it out.
54:28
Saint Steam president Dennis Lauschia
54:30
explained that on site logistics, not
54:32
NFL marketing rules, are.
54:33
A bigger hurdle for the team.
54:35
He believes that finding room for fans that you see
54:37
Irvin's campus is going.
54:39
But the okay, I read
54:41
that too, But I went to multiple
54:43
great training cramps with the
54:46
Rams, Like my kids had a
54:48
blast the day they went, and that was the same facility.
54:50
So just saying and they had like food trucks and stuff.
54:53
Right, it was all happened. You said cramps
54:55
and just trying to.
54:57
Move past that, I'm out
55:00
there are a lot of cramps.
55:01
Then good one, good one, all right, Well,
55:03
hopefully that all works out.
55:04
Gregy up to Mark Sasser,
55:06
the letter.
55:07
P all right, here is where some crossover
55:09
occurs, and I don't give an f p
55:12
is for Pennix Comma Michael Kama Junior
55:15
in our news from I listen to dense white noise
55:18
on earphones, hail and rain and chaos in the
55:20
woods while banging out alphabet narratives. As
55:22
an adult male pressing question, how
55:24
will humans react when Michael Pennix Junior
55:27
takes over as QB one for Atlanta?
55:29
As early as week six, the two
55:32
and three Falcons crumbling inexcusably
55:34
twenty three to ten to the Carolina Panthers.
55:37
A sense of dread hovers beloved
55:39
Kirk Cousins hasn't been himself all season.
55:41
Five touchdowns, ten picks, including
55:44
a pick six just before the half. Raheem
55:46
Morris recalls a tweet from Michael
55:48
Pennix Senior issued on June twenty
55:50
seventh, twenty twenty. You see my boy,
55:53
He's coming into his zone. I can feel
55:55
it and tweet. Morris decides
55:58
be his own man, throw chatterbox
56:01
media types into the circular file,
56:03
and bring Pennix Junior into the
56:05
fire. Four touchdowns later, the Falcons
56:08
thirty eight to twenty three victors over Carolina
56:10
are reborn as a new creation of
56:12
the elegant South.
56:14
Wow that is quite a scenario.
56:17
It's giving up on Kirk quite
56:20
quickly, although he's struggling. It's two and three.
56:23
It's a tricky situation. It's early enough. Could
56:26
you trade him, Probably not with all the cap hit
56:28
that you would get, but maybe the next offseason. People
56:31
like myself that say, okay, they're locked in the Kirk for
56:33
two years. I mean there is a crazy scenario
56:35
where if this happened, for instance,
56:38
that they could trade Kirk next offseason
56:40
with that guaranteed.
56:42
Haven't they set up a sort of a dangerous situation
56:44
where if Kirk, let's say it did struggle.
56:45
I'm not saying this happens. This is a bit four fetch.
56:47
But we've created a dangerous
56:50
Yeah, like your fan base, if he lights it,
56:52
Pennix is like whipping the ball
56:54
like they say he will, like during training camp, Like your
56:56
fans, it just's lodged in their minds, like, wait a minute.
56:58
This just misses a game.
57:00
Happens to the quarterbacks, especially on Achilles.
57:03
Not him until last year. But yeah, yeah,
57:05
but pre season too.
57:06
We've seen it so many times where like the rookies
57:08
come in, they light it up.
57:09
It's preseason.
57:10
They're not playing like great competition, and
57:12
that's when everything starts.
57:14
And that's why I think of Lamar like everything
57:16
if you that's
57:19
certainly Michael Penas could be a star.
57:21
You don't know that, but it's like, but then
57:23
everything keeps for me going back to the same question,
57:25
but then, why did you sign Kirk
57:28
Cousins. Why did you put this
57:30
roadblock in front of him and
57:32
the kid and create this hyper
57:37
awkward situation that could
57:39
undermine the entire operation.
57:41
It reminds me of the courl Never that
57:43
Howie Roseman talked about when they drafted
57:46
Jalen Hurts and they had Carson
57:48
Wentz in place, and he was like, the Eagles are trying
57:50
to be a quarterback factory.
57:51
Okay, but they I'm
57:53
not. There was a different situation than
57:56
this is. This is a totally unique situation.
57:58
We haven't really seen before. And we'll
58:01
say I would imagine Cousins plays one year
58:03
and they trade him, right.
58:04
I think, I think if he plays well, he plays
58:06
two years. Kirk had his first press
58:08
conference in front of the Atlanta media. Handled
58:11
it all well, I thought, really
58:13
embraced pen X. But the one key
58:16
moment where I was like, oh, that was kind of the real answer
58:18
was you know when they when they asked
58:20
about the like, well, if you
58:22
had known they were going to draft pen X, and he was just
58:24
like, well, I don't deal in hypotheticals. It's like because
58:27
he was trying to be feel at least a little real in
58:29
that moment.
58:30
Yet it was an all time rug pull on
58:32
a player too to to give him
58:34
that contract, promise him in the world this is your
58:36
team now, and then without any notice,
58:39
draft the replacement before he ever played a game. It's
58:42
it's unreal. It's it's it's crazy. We're
58:44
going to see how it all plays out. Tell
58:46
me more about this white noise, Mark.
58:49
I don't need to use it anymore. But
58:51
back when our newsroom I did this morning just because
58:53
there was a there were people shouting like something
58:56
or other. So, but like when our newsroom was crazy,
58:58
it's like, oh, like everyone's just chat and
59:00
like, you know, eating sandwiches and throwing food arounds,
59:02
like, oh, but breaking news just happened, and
59:04
you have to write three graphs in four minutes.
59:06
Like I was like, f the surrounding noise
59:08
because it does bother me more than something so I would I
59:11
found because I also had a babies, like a baby
59:13
or two babies at the time, Like a lot of white noise
59:15
happening in the house, Like this sounds helpful to
59:17
a baby to sleep, Like I can write with this where
59:19
I can hear nothing but intense like nature
59:22
sounds that were consistent.
59:23
It's the only way that I can concentrate on anything.
59:26
But yeah, I think it's but I use brown noise. That's
59:29
like a different frequency and it's
59:31
much better.
59:32
I use it for sleeping.
59:33
Music is a nice music, I'm too distracted
59:35
by the lyrics and everything else, Like I just need
59:37
nothing.
59:37
Almost it got.
59:39
You to a place of nothing, nothingness.
59:41
So the old newsroom there was not only food being
59:43
eaten, but being thrown around.
59:45
I don't know, everyone's like everyone know, but you know, you
59:47
know how it was.
59:47
It was like a cartoon, but you were like the
59:49
one person writing the story, and it
59:51
seemed like everyone everyone else is just giggling
59:54
and dancing and running around and like ses.
59:55
Acually in the damashek era right.
59:57
And then that you had that Tuesday sandwich tosses.
1:00:00
You had that happened Thursday sandwich toss
1:00:02
and it's the Friday pizza toss.
1:00:04
I will cover my ears like sometimes because
1:00:06
I could not concentrate.
1:00:07
We are the same, Mark, I.
1:00:08
Mean, I cranked out the story though I got to you. Sure did?
1:00:11
You got it done? What's the other alternative? Take
1:00:14
a walk? It is? It's
1:00:17
Mark's mind.
1:00:18
It's great if.
1:00:19
You really turn it up like in your ear, like,
1:00:21
it removes all.
1:00:22
I could actually I could picture you writing
1:00:24
a Rex Grossman three hundred order
1:00:27
right now.
1:00:29
It's really nice.
1:00:30
It's peaceful.
1:00:31
But if you just like turn the dial like seven
1:00:33
percent, it's like the start of a horror movie.
1:00:36
Yeah.
1:00:37
Or you here, you see Mark focusing and then you look down
1:00:39
and you see the headphones aren't actually plugged into anything?
1:00:46
All right? Que que right?
1:00:48
Is that right? Que me? Q?
1:00:51
Is for question? Colon nailed it?
1:00:53
Will you watch the latest version of Hard Knocks?
1:00:57
I will, yep, company woman, absolutely.
1:01:00
I haven't watched all the NFL
1:01:02
offerings with Hard Knocks, and I didn't even watch the first
1:01:04
in season one for long,
1:01:07
but I'll give you this one a shot because of when it's coming
1:01:09
out in the calendar. I actually think it's a perfect
1:01:12
time. It is when you're it's I think early
1:01:14
July when it's why they drop the Netflix
1:01:16
show. Then you're you're hankering for a little football
1:01:18
and just that it's different and it's off season
1:01:21
and it's draft stuff, like I'm curious
1:01:23
how deep they go into the front office stuff. I'll check
1:01:25
check it out once, you know, I'll check it out
1:01:28
this season or a few episodes, and if
1:01:30
it's good, you stick with it.
1:01:31
And I don't think we talked about it on our schedule
1:01:33
release show. It's the New York Giants covering
1:01:36
what from the end of the off season until essentially
1:01:38
when it comes to.
1:01:39
Hard Knocks colon off season with the New
1:01:41
York Giants.
1:01:42
I'm fine with it.
1:01:42
I would imagine a lot of it is the draft.
1:01:44
How could it not.
1:01:45
I want to see the Saquon fallout, right,
1:01:47
I.
1:01:47
Guess like you, but like I also, my one thing
1:01:49
is because I think the one thing about Hard Knocks, even
1:01:51
though Hard Knocks is like what happened in the past
1:01:54
week, like the training camp one, you're
1:01:56
tied to those storylines and you find out new stuff. I
1:01:58
want to, like if it's going to be an hour about
1:02:01
why the Giants signed Brian Burns, like, okay,
1:02:04
I want to really learn about how front
1:02:06
offices work.
1:02:06
That's all.
1:02:07
I like, the news itself is from
1:02:09
four to five months ago, and we've been talking about the Giants
1:02:11
at that point for four to five months, so like you got
1:02:13
the challenges make that fresh, and I mean they
1:02:15
must think they can do that.
1:02:16
And there's a reason why those that know
1:02:19
the Hard Knocks history and Connie,
1:02:21
we've done the podcast the last exactly if
1:02:24
you know the history, and the history is rich
1:02:26
Rich. The Giants have never
1:02:28
done the show. And the Giants are one of those
1:02:30
Tiffany franchises that distance themselves
1:02:33
from things that are quote distractions.
1:02:36
This is something they can control, so it's like this
1:02:38
is an in house operation where they could work
1:02:40
on the edit of it. Part of what makes the
1:02:42
original and still greatest iteration of it the
1:02:45
Training Camp version for sure, And why
1:02:47
I wish they would just honestly focus on
1:02:49
The Hard Knocks and less about being
1:02:51
a brand and just like that show, because
1:02:54
I think that show is special as you can't as
1:02:56
a team totally control it because
1:03:00
happening in real time week to week, you have
1:03:02
control of the edit, of course, and they can and
1:03:04
you've seen it. I feel like more in recent years than
1:03:06
try to filter out things that maybe
1:03:09
they don't want focused on when
1:03:11
it comes to hard knocks, but still,
1:03:13
the way a training camp
1:03:15
moves along, you're kind of flying,
1:03:18
you're a little bit vulnerable, and teams like the
1:03:20
Giants don't like that. So this to me
1:03:22
feels like an in house NFL Films
1:03:24
operation that the Giants signed off signed
1:03:26
off on. It's safe, and Giants
1:03:29
fans will like it. If I was a Giants fan, i'd watch
1:03:31
it, And if you're not a Giants fan,
1:03:33
maybe you will, or maybe you'll.
1:03:35
Wait for
1:03:37
the original version. That's all I can
1:03:39
say.
1:03:41
I mean, as soon as I hear the music, I want to
1:03:43
watch though, So I'm like, there's
1:03:46
drawn to it.
1:03:47
It's gonna be a different count of characters, though, it's not
1:03:49
gonna be funny players talking about the REATA stores.
1:03:51
It's a bunch of front office people, right, It'll be different.
1:03:53
The reason why I have some I have more
1:03:55
optimism, I think, is that
1:03:58
these team and ultimately
1:04:00
look NFL Films were all one big
1:04:03
company NFL. It is always an in house operation
1:04:05
when it's NFL Films. These team
1:04:08
videos that they make of behind the scenes for
1:04:10
the draft, which is even more explicitly like
1:04:12
they're not going to put anything that puts the team in
1:04:14
a bad light. Have been pretty informative
1:04:16
and a lot of times like does have stuff
1:04:19
I'm interested in and those are created
1:04:21
by the team. Now those are quicker, you
1:04:23
know, and this is a longer format, certainly, but I
1:04:25
think that that's why and I am interested. And then
1:04:27
when they show when they have good team inside
1:04:30
ones that are made by the team, often it's pretty good. I
1:04:32
like Hard Knocks a little dangerous.
1:04:35
Yeah, it's like when we're at the.
1:04:36
Brown's Hard Knocks and you see the head coach and offensive
1:04:39
coordinador battling for the control of the team in
1:04:41
front of the coup to
1:04:43
the Browns credit, like they're like, you know what, we
1:04:45
agreed to do this, this is what's happening.
1:04:47
This is going out there.
1:04:48
Like I just the more you take
1:04:51
away from that world, I just
1:04:54
I like the idea of like, oh, I want to see
1:04:56
what happens here? How are they going to handle this? Like
1:04:58
are they going to spin it or not it? And just show
1:05:00
us the unvarnished truth of the situation. You
1:05:03
know what, I don't know if I'm watching that, but you know what, I am
1:05:05
always checking out the latest edition
1:05:08
of Walking with Giants.
1:05:09
I don't know if you guys.
1:05:10
This is, of course the great Christopher Walking,
1:05:12
Oscar Award winning actor,
1:05:15
I believe, native New Yorker and obviously
1:05:18
a huge fan of the New York Giants.
1:05:19
So he started his own podcast.
1:05:21
And one thing we haven't really touched on is Tommy
1:05:25
DeVito, quarterback of the Giants,
1:05:27
became a cult hero at the end of last
1:05:29
season.
1:05:29
Tommy cutlets and all that.
1:05:31
All of a sudden, it's like, we don't really hear about Tommy
1:05:34
so much anymore, even though they didn't draft the quarterback,
1:05:36
so hopefully he is a He was just at the.
1:05:37
Draft with me. We did a pizza contest.
1:05:40
There we go.
1:05:40
So he's still in the mix and Italian
1:05:42
American ways.
1:05:45
But what's his NFL future? He said.
1:05:47
Apparently there's an article he had as a chip on his shoulder,
1:05:49
and I had to hear what Chris Walkin had to say about
1:05:51
it.
1:05:51
Here's Oh, here's an excerpt from that.
1:05:55
It's time once again for
1:05:57
Walking with Giants with
1:06:00
me your host, Chris Walkin.
1:06:03
Change has come to
1:06:06
my beloved football team, the New York
1:06:08
Giants, Big Blue,
1:06:11
the g Men. We
1:06:14
all go through it change.
1:06:17
My neighbor is now a woman, or
1:06:21
in the polance of the times,
1:06:23
she was always a woman. She's
1:06:26
now just living her truth. Hold
1:06:28
for a fact, now
1:06:30
that you've done a plotting, let's
1:06:33
talk about someone going through change.
1:06:36
On the Giants.
1:06:38
Homegrown talent Jersey
1:06:41
Boy done good.
1:06:43
The entire nation got behind
1:06:46
his Italian mannerisms and Guido
1:06:49
good looks. Tommy DeVito, he
1:06:52
feels slighted, cast
1:06:54
aside. He feels
1:06:57
as if he's yesterday's news
1:06:59
and he has something to say.
1:07:02
He's not going away the
1:07:04
same way we
1:07:07
all do one day.
1:07:09
Enough for the rhyming.
1:07:13
Well, I got news for you, Tommy.
1:07:16
It's going to be hard.
1:07:18
It's going to be had.
1:07:20
The best quarterback who's ever
1:07:22
lived, man.
1:07:26
Myth, the legend,
1:07:31
Eli Manning, Mike drop
1:07:34
walking off.
1:07:37
He is a huge eife and we've heard that man.
1:07:39
Yeah, that's like that was the
1:07:41
full episode and like the you know, the ability
1:07:43
to take the football analysis and link it to
1:07:45
our own lives.
1:07:48
I mean, thank you for Chris,
1:07:51
who is from a story at Queens by
1:07:53
the Way, so a New York native
1:07:55
to the book.
1:07:56
Hopefully he can fall in love with Drew
1:07:58
Locke. That's what I hope for Christopher
1:08:01
Walker.
1:08:01
Good call, good call the letter R with Colleen.
1:08:04
Wolf okay R for
1:08:07
recop Wow, recuperation. We're
1:08:10
recouping, and so is
1:08:12
Anthony Richardson. Thegotten rookie
1:08:16
had four starts last year and
1:08:19
now we're all just sort of waiting
1:08:21
for him to come back with that throwing shoulder.
1:08:24
He's playing for the right coach and Shane Steichen,
1:08:26
but everything we heard was that and saw
1:08:29
was he's an athletic freak. And it was so exciting
1:08:32
when he came out and he was able to back it
1:08:34
up. And then we only got a month of
1:08:36
football from him. So now he has
1:08:38
ad Ni Mitchell there that they added in the draft,
1:08:41
obviously Michael Pittman Junior who the Colts
1:08:43
locked in as well, and they drafted
1:08:46
two offensive linemen early that also.
1:08:48
Help with him up front.
1:08:49
So I feel like the fact that he looks
1:08:51
like he's all the way back from surgery right now,
1:08:54
he's going to be a huge storyline. The Colts are going
1:08:56
to be a huge storyline. And is it going to happen to me again?
1:08:58
Am I going to be like front and center
1:09:00
on the Colts?
1:09:01
You? I know?
1:09:03
But this is kind of like we're watching
1:09:05
all of the recuperations for guys like Joe
1:09:07
Burrow as well, but Anthony
1:09:09
Richardson and Joe Burrow at the top of the list.
1:09:12
I like the division they play in, Connie, I think
1:09:14
it sets up well for them to make
1:09:17
a run here potentially, and
1:09:19
so much of it as Ken Richardson stay healthy
1:09:21
and grow as a player. But
1:09:24
I think they're a fun team to get behind. Again,
1:09:26
I don't think you're in the wrong here. I think it's funny.
1:09:28
So I was quite high on the I did the projected
1:09:30
Starters series for the AFC last
1:09:32
week, and I looked at that roster
1:09:35
as like, Chris Ballard's done it again.
1:09:36
I like him.
1:09:37
I kind of liked them as a sneaky division winner,
1:09:40
and I went, we watched this
1:09:42
college tape and stuff during the draft season.
1:09:44
It's like, whenever I'm watching that, I know I'm not a real
1:09:46
draft knick, because all I'm thinking is like, wouldn't
1:09:49
it be nice to just watch them professional football
1:09:51
where they're better? Oh dang, So
1:09:53
I watched some Anthony. I went to some Anthony Richardson
1:09:55
because he really only played two games that he'd survived.
1:09:58
It was so short and it's
1:10:00
electric. It's also a little more inconsistent.
1:10:02
I think then people realize, like his accuracy
1:10:04
issues definitely showed up. But I think he made good decisions
1:10:06
and it's just the good throws and the good
1:10:08
runs that he made were just so good that you want to see
1:10:10
more.
1:10:11
And the year that you jumped on.
1:10:12
They're not bandwagon, but just generally
1:10:15
their operation, like running back goes
1:10:17
down, the offensive lineup like just crumbled,
1:10:19
everything fell every I mean, it was like an apocalypse.
1:10:22
But where they are now two years later, there's a lot
1:10:24
to believe in, and I think a lot of it
1:10:26
is like Anthony Richardson's at the center of it, but the
1:10:29
Ballard's defense and what he's built up and what he believes
1:10:31
in. It's like it's been a slow process. But like
1:10:34
I believe in their defense. I did last year, and I
1:10:36
think, like, you're gonna need to be able to get to the quarterback
1:10:38
in this division and there aren't.
1:10:40
The Cults to me also have a really
1:10:42
interesting coaching staff. I think it begins right
1:10:44
there.
1:10:45
Yeah, I was just two years early on it, so
1:10:47
I'm I never left frame it
1:10:49
that way.
1:10:50
I think what they lacked last
1:10:52
year was like a big time difference maker.
1:10:54
Yeah, in their offense. Now they potentially have it.
1:10:57
They don't want to put too much on the shoulders of the kid,
1:10:59
but hey, they brought him in to be the franchise
1:11:02
and let's see if he is.
1:11:03
He might leave the league.
1:11:03
Maybe Kayleb Williams will in the the
1:11:06
OTA videos that are just oh,
1:11:08
that's awesome, like the Cold Showed one where he throws at
1:11:10
eighty five yards or something.
1:11:11
Bonkers. I thought I was he's great for that.
1:11:13
I thought I was stealing my Fantasy league last
1:11:15
year when I took Richardson high. Not
1:11:17
high, but it was like, this is gonna be my QB two. That shocks
1:11:20
the word. But I would do it again this
1:11:22
year. I think we're rolling the
1:11:24
dice on all right. Next
1:11:27
it's me with we got one more break to take. Actually,
1:11:29
it's take one more break and then we'll close this out. Alright,
1:11:35
We're back, Greggie, Take us,
1:11:37
baby, take us where we need to go.
1:11:39
The letter S is for super
1:11:41
Chargers, which will make
1:11:43
more sense when we play the
1:11:46
following clip from the
1:11:48
twenty fifteen season.
1:11:51
Hmm, Sandiego
1:11:57
super Chargers,
1:12:00
San Diego Super.
1:12:06
I gotta remember that.
1:12:12
That just felt it was important, I mean sorry,
1:12:14
attached to an earphone with that
1:12:16
is a rugged way.
1:12:17
To go out?
1:12:18
What attribute by you?
1:12:21
Yeah, Wes and this show twice, Greggie, good
1:12:23
work.
1:12:24
Jag may or may not have just heard that well looking up
1:12:26
for the other clip and thought that would be fun
1:12:28
to just play on the show.
1:12:30
Oh the San Diego.
1:12:31
Charge
1:12:35
Look, I just did that with myself for you Mark,
1:12:38
Now.
1:12:39
For you Mark.
1:12:39
The context for that was we thought it was the
1:12:42
Chargers last game in San Diego. It actually wasn't
1:12:45
remember that. We thought it was they were gone and then they ended
1:12:47
up putting, so that was one more year.
1:12:49
But that that was why you sang the safety laying on
1:12:51
the field after the game? Was it that game? Yes,
1:12:55
that was twenty fifteen. That's right. Let's
1:12:57
see if the falsetto still holds all these years
1:12:59
later.
1:13:00
Super charm juice,
1:13:04
you've got it, super chim.
1:13:09
Well, I was younger, it was only thirty five then, Yeah,
1:13:11
you can't hold the notes forever.
1:13:13
Great job by Big Funk just having
1:13:15
that, like ready that the cut
1:13:17
up version.
1:13:19
Hey, let's give it up for Big Funk. Who's listen,
1:13:22
let's hear you. Let's hear your music.
1:13:23
Funk.
1:13:24
Yeah, it's quiet around
1:13:26
here right now, and there's not a lot of staff to
1:13:29
say the least.
1:13:30
And uh, this is my favorite
1:13:32
theme song is big Funks and.
1:13:34
Yet one
1:13:37
man could do it all big
1:13:40
funk on
1:13:43
the walls and two having
1:13:47
that baby maybe
1:13:50
funk wheel two you
1:13:56
got an so right now funk.
1:13:58
Yeah, I've been dating for seven whoa
1:14:02
yeah, crazy right seven?
1:14:04
Legally married. I believe partner.
1:14:06
We all domestic partners. I
1:14:08
think they just took away that law the
1:14:12
grandfathered in though. Yeah, clock sticking,
1:14:14
she's expacting.
1:14:18
It doesn't help that Eric's my neighbor too. I was
1:14:20
gonna say a double date. Yeah,
1:14:22
we had a few times.
1:14:23
Because Eric got engaged, married
1:14:26
and now child.
1:14:29
Yeah, it's crazy
1:14:31
it all happened at once because
1:14:34
funk feeling I hate.
1:14:36
Well, we can't assume that his significant
1:14:38
other wants a baby. We can a
1:14:40
lot, Yeah, kind of.
1:14:41
We're kind of the same mind where it's like we want to
1:14:43
be able to afford one before we have one or open
1:14:46
that discussion. But it doesn't help that Eric's
1:14:48
wife will be walking around and like lately
1:14:50
the conversation has been like, oh sheoks
1:14:52
so pretty she's so beautiful.
1:14:54
You know that's a sign.
1:14:55
And I'm like, you know, I'm watching TV. I'm like, oh,
1:14:58
that's crazy.
1:15:00
Seven years is two
1:15:03
thousand, five hundred and fifty five
1:15:05
days.
1:15:07
Give Lee just Google.
1:15:12
All right, good job
1:15:14
though, funk behind the glass. Thanks,
1:15:18
thank you.
1:15:19
That was his girlfriend pulling him out of the studio to
1:15:21
go down to the city courthouse.
1:15:23
All right, let's see where else? What do we got left?
1:15:25
Where are we?
1:15:26
Mark t T
1:15:29
tea.
1:15:29
Is for too many, too many long reads by matter.
1:15:32
Here's a quick one. I know, well, we we
1:15:34
learned the lesson, but we unlearned it.
1:15:36
It's streamlined this.
1:15:36
I think we've done a good job. It is moving.
1:15:39
I do have a quick one for you, though. I have four playoff
1:15:41
teams not returning. In my little world
1:15:44
of worlds. I looked at the standings from last year,
1:15:46
Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Miami,
1:15:49
and the Rams. If I'm wrong, replace
1:15:52
one of the teams with someone else, because my sports
1:15:54
lock of the week is that four new playoff
1:15:56
teams will emerge, as they have every
1:15:59
year since Hillary Clinton first discovered
1:16:01
the magic of a pants suit. Go okay,
1:16:04
Pittsburgh Miami, Who Pittsburgh,
1:16:06
Cleveland, Miami. The Rams, Okay,
1:16:10
I think the Rams stay in so
1:16:13
well, first of all, it's funny.
1:16:15
Gets behind Rams news at eleven's's.
1:16:17
Funny that you're taking the Browns out when you've been
1:16:19
unhappy that they're not getting enough pop this
1:16:21
offseason.
1:16:22
As a I was, I was suggesting that they
1:16:24
aren't not unhappy, but they aren't. And
1:16:27
I think there's a regression elements
1:16:29
there. But I'll take out the Bucks just
1:16:31
for the Rams.
1:16:32
Therey Bucks. Well,
1:16:34
that's sensible. Rams. I
1:16:36
felt was a little edgy, but like, I think you got it
1:16:39
right. Yeah, really, Job, you're right?
1:16:41
Are we just moving this segment along? Well,
1:16:43
I.
1:16:46
Don't think Pittsburgh is crazy, Altho, I think they've
1:16:48
got better. Cleveland's not crazy.
1:16:49
Rams.
1:16:50
Okay, I got another one. I'm taking out the Cowboys
1:16:52
and putting in the Packers. Whoa
1:16:55
the Packers were in the playoffs?
1:16:56
All right, you want to go, I'll see are crazy
1:16:58
and razy. I'm taking out the Texans and putting
1:17:00
in the Cults.
1:17:02
Im the idiot that was I'll
1:17:04
take out I'll put in someone else. I don't know who I'm putting
1:17:06
in, but I'm taking other Cowboys.
1:17:08
Well, you gotta put it you're gonna put in the Raiders, they're
1:17:10
gonna I might, I haven't
1:17:12
gone.
1:17:12
I haven't done that part making these
1:17:15
predictions because we're just gonna foo.
1:17:17
Sorry Mark, Ye, it's been deemed too early,
1:17:19
but put the Packers
1:17:21
into the playoffs.
1:17:22
But yeah, because like where they could
1:17:24
have won the super Bowl last year?
1:17:25
That was all right, good
1:17:28
one, Mark, good luck to you.
1:17:29
Well no, because I know you don't want to be right on that,
1:17:31
but maybe you will be.
1:17:32
We shall see you unfair.
1:17:36
That's what it stands for.
1:17:37
Hey, this new schedule, you
1:17:40
know, we have moved, We've not
1:17:42
so quietly started to shift away from a
1:17:44
traditional Sunday
1:17:46
schedule, uh to more.
1:17:48
This is like the NFL's primetime era. And
1:17:50
and the.
1:17:51
More streamers that have that are involved,
1:17:53
the more mouths there are to feed, the more
1:17:56
days of the week that are being used. That
1:17:59
it's it's creating schedule
1:18:01
havoc that we've never seen before because
1:18:03
the schedule makers. And maybe that helps us to
1:18:05
explain why the schedule, based
1:18:08
on what we heard with some reports, ended up being delayed
1:18:10
a week because they're like, how do we make this all
1:18:12
work anyway? Warren't sharp
1:18:14
of short football Puts had this little
1:18:16
data point since nineteen ninety four total
1:18:19
a total nineteen ninety four.
1:18:21
How long ago was that thirty years ago?
1:18:23
A total of three teams over thirty one
1:18:25
years played at least seven games where
1:18:28
their opponent had over one week
1:18:30
to prepare three and thirty one years.
1:18:32
This year alone, there are two teams who play
1:18:35
seven games versus opponents who have over
1:18:37
one week to prepare. Two teams with
1:18:39
seven plus games. The Patriots
1:18:41
are on the other side, greg they play zero.
1:18:44
The Chargers. Here we go six games versus
1:18:46
teams with extra rest and prep for
1:18:48
them, zero games versus teams
1:18:50
with short prep. The Patriots zero
1:18:53
games versus teams with extra rest and prep
1:18:55
for them. Three games versus teams with short
1:18:57
prep. So my
1:18:59
point being, I get it. Listen, the
1:19:01
NFL is here, They're making money, and
1:19:03
everyone loves the primetime games, but it
1:19:06
feels like it's adding in
1:19:08
in terms of look
1:19:10
at my Jets for it, and they have six primetime games
1:19:13
in eleven weeks to start the season,
1:19:15
and they're flying all over the place to do this.
1:19:18
It is a major challenge for
1:19:20
the schedule makers and your boy Mike North
1:19:23
to try to figure out how to make this fair because it's
1:19:26
quite simply not as simple as it used to be the
1:19:28
way the schedule is laid out.
1:19:30
I like I think number one, there's
1:19:33
they're already were costs to all this because like it's
1:19:35
just a it just inched up by derivations,
1:19:38
more so this season. But like players,
1:19:40
I listen to what the players say about it, and it's
1:19:42
it's their the health. It's like the rest is not
1:19:44
just like someone's going to get there and like strategize
1:19:47
their way to a win. It's like the players of an extra
1:19:49
two or three days to rest. I think that matters so
1:19:52
much towards the end of the season.
1:19:54
And yet it's like asking like a seven
1:19:56
thirty seven to suddenly stop in mid air
1:19:58
and turn around and go the other way.
1:19:59
Like it's not changing.
1:20:00
It's just not going to change because at least
1:20:03
not anytime soon, because it's the money.
1:20:05
It's like, oh, no matter, we can put
1:20:07
a schedule release out on the same day as
1:20:09
the NBA playoffs and blow them.
1:20:11
Out of the water.
1:20:12
So it's like why stop, And like I don't think
1:20:15
there is a lack of care for certain like people
1:20:17
involved, namely the players and
1:20:19
coaches.
1:20:19
In their lives.
1:20:20
But there's also no way that they're going to be able to
1:20:22
make this completely fair for every single
1:20:24
team with all of the different iterations, like
1:20:27
they try.
1:20:28
They have to give up something to get something
1:20:30
right. Yeah, but to give up some
1:20:32
of this the competitive balance. Quite
1:20:35
frankly, you're getting millions upon millions
1:20:37
of dollars in primetime victories.
1:20:39
It kind of it reminded me as
1:20:42
you were discussing it. It's a good point to
1:20:44
raise of the NBA because
1:20:46
in the NBA, there's so many what they call schedule
1:20:48
losses where one team's on
1:20:51
the fourth on a back to back, on the
1:20:53
road, third night in four games, and the other
1:20:55
one's been resting for like three
1:20:57
days and just waiting for it. And like, being
1:21:00
an NBA fan, you almost have to have this context
1:21:03
of like where your schedule
1:21:05
is and where the other one is, and like, oh, that's a fine
1:21:07
lot. Like some losses aren't real
1:21:09
losses because it's just like you were in such a tough
1:21:11
spot you can't overcome it. You know, you
1:21:14
hope that that all evens out over the course of an NBA
1:21:16
season. In this case, there's so few games.
1:21:18
I don't know if it evens out. We need a little more research
1:21:20
on like how much does this affect
1:21:22
these teams and on the records versus
1:21:25
the rest.
1:21:25
Yeah, the NBA also they and it's an issue
1:21:27
because fans paid top dollars to go to the games and
1:21:30
then Lebron's.
1:21:30
Not playing it's a rest day.
1:21:32
And it's like you could do that because it's
1:21:34
a you know, eighty two game season
1:21:36
or whatever in the NFL, like every game, even
1:21:38
now that we're at seventeen, it's so precious
1:21:41
these games.
1:21:42
So it is it's something, all right, v
1:21:45
Connie, Okay, football is completely different
1:21:47
than basketball.
1:21:48
Good that's a nice final point to put
1:21:50
on it, Mark, good work, Colleen.
1:21:52
All Right, so you
1:21:55
grabbed my Kyle Pitts one earlier,
1:21:58
so I had to pivot off of volu and
1:22:00
we're going with vicissitudes
1:22:03
instead, and the
1:22:06
many vicissitudes.
1:22:07
That former Jets quarterbacks have made.
1:22:09
And in this exercise, it will
1:22:11
be watching two in particular, so
1:22:13
a competition in Minnesota between Sam
1:22:16
Darnold and JJ McCarthy
1:22:19
and then the competition between Jared's Didham
1:22:21
and Zach Wilson and Bo Nix
1:22:24
in Denver. Now that one isn't exactly a
1:22:26
heated one. But still, these
1:22:28
quarterbacks have been through a lot
1:22:30
on their journey, not always the best
1:22:32
situations, but they've dealt
1:22:35
with some adversity, and now we'll
1:22:37
see if they're able to weather the storm
1:22:39
and come out on top.
1:22:40
The cistitude a change of circumstances
1:22:43
or fortune, typically one that is unwelcome
1:22:45
or you.
1:22:46
Just rewrote that during the show.
1:22:47
Yeah,
1:22:50
I mean in the very impressive
1:22:53
the changing topic sort of has you
1:22:55
know a good example of a vicissitude
1:22:58
of my topic here, I believe
1:23:00
because it's sort of related.
1:23:01
I I do have a vital for w Yeah for w.
1:23:05
Yeah, my w is wanton,
1:23:08
which is a It's a versatile
1:23:11
word. It can mean a lot of things. I'm not talking about the soup,
1:23:13
right, you know, the dumpling. It
1:23:15
can mean like with wanton
1:23:18
disregard like you're just totally wanton.
1:23:21
Yeah, like like it deliberate.
1:23:23
It's say it either way. You
1:23:26
were saying vicissitude is all crazy too.
1:23:28
We were just we're blowing it.
1:23:31
We're blowing it.
1:23:33
I thought you saidudes, I think
1:23:35
just vicissitudes.
1:23:36
Yeah, there's no tea in the middle.
1:23:37
There is there is a t wanton.
1:23:41
Yeah, but one of the one of the definitions
1:23:43
though on Yeah, that was ahead. One
1:23:46
of the definitions is kind of is lustful
1:23:48
that you know, you have that wanton
1:23:51
like desire, libidd inness,
1:23:53
wanton desire, lavicious. You
1:23:56
know, there's a lot of words like
1:23:58
that. And that's how the Vikings fan base is going to
1:24:00
be about JJ McCarthy by the time we get to meet
1:24:02
week one, much less by the time he plays I found.
1:24:04
A sentenced Greg to help you. Her peeks burned
1:24:06
as she recalled how forward she had been.
1:24:08
How wanton. Yeah, do you understand
1:24:11
the context now, Dan? Oh? Absolutely,
1:24:13
Well I know the word okay, And.
1:24:17
So when you're ordering like a
1:24:19
medium wanton.
1:24:22
That was a bad job.
1:24:23
You have a medium wanton soup. That's
1:24:25
what I do. See, I have it wrung the other way.
1:24:28
I was thinking about a fortune cookie this whole time.
1:24:30
I was just totally different too.
1:24:32
I blew it.
1:24:33
These Vikings fans they're gonna they're just gonna
1:24:35
be hot for this kid.
1:24:36
Uh.
1:24:37
If you think about quarterback history with the Vikings,
1:24:40
haven't had a ton of homegrown guys. They had cull Pepper
1:24:43
for a minute, it was hot. They
1:24:45
had Teddy. They were very excited about Teddy.
1:24:47
But other than that, since like nineteen seventy
1:24:50
seven, Tommy Kramer was
1:24:52
the only first round pick I could find it, he was like a late
1:24:54
pick that had to wait two years. They've all
1:24:56
be always been cycling through these older guys
1:24:59
like Culpepper
1:25:01
wasn't old, but like for rat at one point in his career
1:25:03
of Farv Post Packers, Cousins,
1:25:06
Post Washington, Keenum, Bradford,
1:25:08
it's like, now we got our own guy.
1:25:09
They're gonna be They're just gonna be feeling. I agree.
1:25:12
That's why I was. I was bummed
1:25:14
out. They're gonna be ordered some.
1:25:15
One JJ playing. I
1:25:17
think he's gonna play Week one most
1:25:20
likely.
1:25:20
I would think, well, yeah, I mean it just
1:25:22
makes it. It's really more on Sam Darnold to completely
1:25:25
if he could.
1:25:26
Do anything unless JJ really
1:25:29
like bottoms out in training camp.
1:25:31
It's a great situation though.
1:25:32
Yeah, that could help Bradford to that way
1:25:34
that maybe he looks so good in camped up they're like, all right,
1:25:36
let's let's see if his ceiling right now
1:25:38
because he has the experience, feels a little higher.
1:25:40
Maybe we'll start out with him, but we'll see.
1:25:42
All right, very good We are coming
1:25:45
near the end of the line.
1:25:47
Right now, up next, Mark toughy x
1:25:51
X is for your ex lover from
1:25:53
eleventh grade. Well, that's ex, I
1:25:55
know, but it's the X in ex. Got
1:25:58
it? And Randy, you're gonna to figure
1:26:00
that out. A little bit of a cheat.
1:26:02
We're just going to move forward, and I am willing to acknowledge
1:26:04
I did well.
1:26:07
Little did she or he, depending your
1:26:09
choice, Little did this person know that you adored
1:26:12
the National Football League? You quietly
1:26:15
huddled away on a desktop computer in your room,
1:26:17
creating statistical reports long before
1:26:19
a pack of nerdlings cooked up EPA
1:26:21
and various dense nonsense to describe beauty.
1:26:24
Of course, this was a bad move. You should have
1:26:26
hitched like to the fields beyond the community center
1:26:28
where said love interest was drinking out
1:26:30
of a solo cup with Matt Troy and fill
1:26:33
in the blank while you watch Clash of the Titans
1:26:35
on VHS. As you become more
1:26:37
concrete in your desire to track the prowess
1:26:39
of Warren Moon, she becomes more unhinged
1:26:41
and lost to the wind. You call her up and
1:26:43
her dad answers, and it's like you're on the phone with Mause
1:26:46
tongue do you think today she or
1:26:48
he depending on who you are understands
1:26:51
And we're cycling back that Bryce
1:26:54
Young will unanimously when comeback
1:26:56
player of the Year, while Dave Canalis nabs
1:26:58
Coach of the Year for a Panthers team
1:27:01
that carves out nine wins.
1:27:02
Tepper be tingling.
1:27:06
Great end and.
1:27:06
We've already discussed the topic, so we don't
1:27:09
necessarily need to.
1:27:10
One topic that we that Dan and I especially
1:27:13
like to hit on repeatedly is
1:27:15
Mark's strategy with these crazy predictions. This
1:27:17
is even for him, is in
1:27:20
this show where it's not really about
1:27:22
predictions, for him to sort of
1:27:25
drop in five predictions that no one
1:27:27
will ever remember in less one
1:27:29
of them hits, and then he'll bring it up.
1:27:32
So that's like what you've done thousand
1:27:34
times. You've gained that.
1:27:36
I respect it.
1:27:38
Well, good luck to you on that one. Yeah,
1:27:41
that you're spamming like.
1:27:42
I am, because by
1:27:44
by August these will not be your predictions.
1:27:47
No, he'll go the other way. Well, life changes.
1:27:49
But if Bryce were kidnapped, but if
1:27:51
they're seven and four in November,
1:27:54
there's.
1:27:54
A lot of narrative.
1:27:55
There's a lot of narratives behind that if, but but
1:27:57
if in that case, and to be clear,
1:28:00
you're talking about the nineteen eighty one version
1:28:02
of Class of the Titans, not the twenty ten
1:28:05
no VHS, neither.
1:28:06
Of which old school.
1:28:07
It's like the first thing that I saw on VHS
1:28:10
back in the day when.
1:28:11
I was in middle school. I lost to a girl in wrestling.
1:28:14
Ew.
1:28:15
I was just trying to think the whole time who my boyfriend
1:28:17
was in eleventh grade?
1:28:18
Can anyone remember boyfriend?
1:28:21
Of course you remember who I did eleventh year,
1:28:26
June your year, you can't remember.
1:28:30
I don't really remember my childhood.
1:28:31
Wow, toughy. You got have to talk to Andrea
1:28:34
about it that.
1:28:34
I feel like I'm really high.
1:28:36
On live All right, let's
1:28:39
go to letter Why uh.
1:28:45
That you?
1:28:47
It is? It is? Oh? Why
1:28:49
for?
1:28:50
This is from the movie John Wick or maybe
1:28:52
the sequel Why is For? You
1:28:54
leave me no choice but to declare
1:28:57
you ex communicado. Yeah,
1:29:03
yeah,
1:29:06
we can't have Harrison Bucker in the Kicker Club anywhere
1:29:08
we got. He's gotta go, he's
1:29:12
gotta go. We're gonna We're
1:29:14
gonna slide him out of the club.
1:29:16
That's all. He's excommunicado.
1:29:18
I don't think anyone's fighting you on that.
1:29:20
Well, you'd be surprised. But we're gonna
1:29:23
move him out. He's gonna have to do a penance. He's
1:29:25
on the outside of the velvet ropes moving forward.
1:29:29
It's a great honor and it's
1:29:31
a privilege, and it's up to you.
1:29:34
More than anyone who gets in and row.
1:29:36
You're the bouncer, right, And it brings
1:29:38
me a note because he's in a tremendous kicker, but
1:29:42
get him out. It makes me think of the old Peyton Manning
1:29:45
SoundBite from the Pro Bowl those years.
1:29:47
Ago about Mike vander Jack. The old
1:29:49
Mike vander Jack line reminds
1:29:52
me of that one key
1:29:54
going.
1:29:56
Which takes us to letter.
1:30:01
Z z z is
1:30:04
it out Connie z is
1:30:06
for zeal As In how
1:30:08
Brock Party is approaching this off
1:30:10
season. He finally has
1:30:13
a full off season as the
1:30:15
starter. His rookie season,
1:30:17
it was Trey Lance that was there. He
1:30:20
was just learning the playbook when
1:30:22
OTAs began in year two, he
1:30:24
was still recovering from the UCL And
1:30:27
now here they are fresh off
1:30:29
of a Super Bowl loss but Super Bowl appearance,
1:30:32
and now he gets the full off
1:30:34
season healthy to
1:30:36
get everything in line.
1:30:37
For this year, and they did not trade
1:30:40
Brandon Ayute, they did not move on from Deebo
1:30:42
Samuel Like he also brock Party
1:30:45
has bulked up. I think it's like for a lot of these
1:30:47
quarterbacks, like you need a couple off seasons to figure
1:30:49
out exactly. And he already was kind of thick like in general,
1:30:51
but like he is bulked up. And like I like
1:30:53
any quarterback three years running in
1:30:56
Shanahan's offense.
1:30:57
And I do like if he's gonna be my
1:30:59
avatar, you know, as an NFL quarterback,
1:31:02
that he's bulking up. That were not just these
1:31:05
little little children.
1:31:06
Bulking season.
1:31:09
Is not a trope that quarterback
1:31:11
x beefs up for biggest
1:31:14
year ever.
1:31:15
I mean, unless you unless're Lamar Jackson.
1:31:17
I mean yeah, Like I think the losing it
1:31:19
was a trope for him though two years ago it just didn't
1:31:21
worry out. Yeah, he just decided to
1:31:24
bring it back. He's
1:31:27
also coming off you know, probably his
1:31:29
worst three game stretch of the season happened to be the playoffs.
1:31:31
I think he played well enough in the Conference championship
1:31:34
and title game, but he I
1:31:36
mean in the Conference championship in the Super Bowl.
1:31:39
But I think he wants to play at a higher level than
1:31:41
he did.
1:31:42
And if this is, if this is who he is,
1:31:44
which is good, that wouldn't
1:31:46
be surprising either. I mean he is he
1:31:49
was a you know, mister
1:31:51
irrelevant for a reason. It's not like we should
1:31:53
expect him to now keep developing into.
1:31:55
The next Tom Brady.
1:31:57
Like maybe this just is Rock Party who's
1:31:59
a good quoest quarterback, and especially
1:32:01
when he's in the system, but he's not going
1:32:03
to be the guy that's special. And
1:32:06
is that enough for these Niners to finally get
1:32:08
over the hump?
1:32:09
I have some optimism that he
1:32:11
can continue to improve because I think if he was
1:32:14
drafted in the second round or the first round and
1:32:16
like Tuahead put up the two seasons that he just put
1:32:18
up, like we would look at a guy entering his third
1:32:20
year who improved a lot from year one to year two, which
1:32:22
is easy to forget, like he was a lot better last year overall,
1:32:25
and that he can continues keeping it going
1:32:27
and he's in the best situation maybe in the entire NFL.
1:32:29
I was like, if he hit the ground like
1:32:31
running the way he did, like I think
1:32:34
it can improve because like to do that that quickly
1:32:36
like tells me that, like, we don't know what else
1:32:38
he can do, right. I think it's only because of the draft
1:32:41
stock in a situation that we're kind of like
1:32:44
punching holes, are looking for something that might
1:32:46
be fool's gold, and it's like we
1:32:48
are in fairness.
1:32:49
It's also play which there have
1:32:51
been you know, it hasn't
1:32:53
always been incredible. There have been
1:32:55
moments where it's like, Okay, is
1:32:58
this the guy? Is this truly the
1:33:00
guy they hope he can be. I
1:33:02
don't think he's been flawless. I don't think he was flawless
1:33:05
wawless.
1:33:05
But it's also like I could point to like
1:33:08
ten first round picks that have had streets.
1:33:10
No, he's already a hit. I mean he's a huge hit for them
1:33:13
regardless. I don't know.
1:33:14
I'm not even arguing anything other than this
1:33:16
idea that he has to continue to get
1:33:18
better and better, that maybe he is like
1:33:21
Jared Goff level good, and if
1:33:23
he is is not enough, It's.
1:33:24
Funny how different we would look at him if, like they
1:33:27
the protection was better on that third
1:33:29
and four play where Chris Jones just got
1:33:31
in fresh And the more I've watched
1:33:33
that, it's like that's really not on pretty in
1:33:36
any way. It just was a tough spot
1:33:38
that like if he hits that throw, then he just and
1:33:41
granted it was the drive is mostly about McCaffrey
1:33:43
anyway, so it's it's always tough to pull out. But either
1:33:45
way he would have come up with a touchdown,
1:33:48
you know, winning drive.
1:33:51
Yeah.
1:33:51
He I think you were pointing out that
1:33:54
he had a terrible game on Christmas against the Ravens,
1:33:57
you know, lit up a terrible Washington team
1:33:59
at the end of the regular seat and then in the playoffs
1:34:01
the three games that were you know, three games
1:34:03
of sub ninety passer rating.
1:34:05
Cockers game was bad, Like they should have lost that
1:34:07
game, and then that would have been a different narrative
1:34:09
that people would have been blaming him.
1:34:11
Right, So he didn't light it up in January and into
1:34:13
February. But listen, huge hit
1:34:15
for them that this guy kind of saved their
1:34:17
butts in so many ways when they whiffed
1:34:19
so badly on Trey Lance.
1:34:20
And and let's see if you can build on it. We
1:34:23
did it his life.
1:34:26
You know what, we're only doing two shows a
1:34:28
week. We're gonna give him
1:34:30
a nice meaty sandwich
1:34:33
that you can throw around the office.
1:34:34
They'll be tossing it around all right.
1:34:36
Any final thought, Colleen, you've said a visualization
1:34:40
unnecessary.
1:34:40
The food fights in the.
1:34:42
The meaty sandwich. Most people hear
1:34:44
that and they like get hungry.
1:34:46
Yeah, I'm starving.
1:34:47
It's the way I am say it right,
1:34:50
unrewarded.
1:34:51
You didn't like the actual the inflection of it. Yeah,
1:34:54
okay, I didn't dislike it. I just think it takes
1:34:56
you to a certain place.
1:34:57
I asked Colleen if she
1:35:00
had anything else to ask. She said yes. So now the floor
1:35:02
goes to Colleen Wolf.
1:35:03
Do you guys want to get a sandwich after
1:35:05
this?
1:35:06
Yeah? Absolutely, Okay, I would love to.
1:35:08
Mark.
1:35:09
Mark has something he has to do.
1:35:11
We'll see.
1:35:12
I already know Mark's answer.
1:35:15
This sounds like if Colleen has never asked
1:35:17
this in show. Hey, do you want to get a sandwich afterwards?
1:35:19
I'm starving? Yeah, I'm so hungry.
1:35:21
Dame, think about Colleen. This could be an important
1:35:23
conversation.
1:35:25
It's not a'm a I'm considering it
1:35:28
right now.
1:35:30
Fuck hit it. That
1:35:33
seems like it's going in the right direction. We're
1:35:36
up to you.
1:35:36
I'm considering how do I say it vicissitudes.
1:35:39
Is that not Rightsitude wanitudesitudes
1:35:43
he the call
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