Oh man guys, I honestly struggled with putting this one out there for the entirety of the internet to hear and judge. 

It's all jokes until I've got a complex about accepting a gift... Because one of the biggest struggles of accepting this gift of life, is accepting that it is a gift and believing that the person giving you the gift knows that it is a gift. 

How many times can I say gift? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck....? Lol.