[Content advisory: moderate language, discussion of sexual matters in mythological and contemporary context]Happy Thanksgiving week, everyone! No turkey for you this time, we're going the distance to ancient Greece to recount Disney's take on the tale of Hercules. Along the way, we'll weave such things as Superman, the seedy years of New York, Pink Floyd, and uncomfortable current events into our grand tapestry. Of course, you'll also get all the singing and nostalgic reflection you've come to expect. [Outro: "No Importa la Distancia" - Ricky Martin]