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What's up everybody? Welcome to Flegrant. And today

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we are going to begin with a absolutely

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phenomenal conspiracy that I heard over the weekend

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from the good folks over there, the ninjas

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or butterflies, they came to the show in

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Jacksonville, man. We were chopping it up backstage

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in the green room. I get them all

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sitting down like I need some heat. Don't

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give me these like B or C level

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conspiracies. I need the number one shit right

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now. He goes, okay, you've been hearing a

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lot about the Boeing planes falling. The door's

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falling off, the planes aren't working, the whistleblower

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that might have got murked. And the public

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has been almost desensitized to Boeing planes falling apart.

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When I'm in a plane flying right now,

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I'm like, is this Boeing? Like I'm concerned.

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And if a Boeing plane does fall apart,

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that wouldn't blow my mind. Well, you

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know whose jet happens to be a Boeing? Take

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a wild guess. I don't. Trump. That's

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how they get them out of here. If

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they can't. That's

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what he said. I was like, yo! Because

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if God forbid, God forbid, God forbid.

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God forbid we lose the great one.

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God forbid we lose the next press,

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you know. But if, for example, Trump's

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plane went down and it was a

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Boeing, people wouldn't

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immediately go, oh, they killed him. They

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would go, of course it did. It's

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a Boeing. These planes are going down

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nonstop. So are they inflating the fact

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that these Boeing planes are falling apart?

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Are Boeing planes falling apart more than

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Airbus? We don't even know. We just

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right now expect Boeing to fall the fuck apart. And

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if they can't get him out of here and it

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looks like he's going to win the election, he has

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to fly to Iowa or something, plane goes down, see

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you later, Trump. We blame Boeing. Wow.

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That's he. Admit that. Listen, let me add.

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Didn't Boeing get bailed out back in the day?

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So the government could be like, hey, we bailed

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the fuck out. You got to sell us out.

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You're going to take a little hit, but we

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already gave you your money. This is the beautiful

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thing about conspiracy theories. It's basically, it's

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comedy without humor. But

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it's connecting two things that definitely have nothing to do with

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one another and making it seem as if they do. And

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you're like, oh, my God. And the pressure is off to

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be funny. You just have to make it some other. Okay,

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um, listen guys, what else is going on

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in the world? We got abortion. They're taking

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it away in Arizona Like what's what's the

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vibe? So Arizona had a law in 1864

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okay that abortion was illegal

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no exceptions for incest or at any

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time from the moment of conception and

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The only exception that was allowed that the mother's life

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is in danger This law is

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from like 60 years before Arizona was even

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a state. I think 1912 Arizona became a

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state So it's an old law that also

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to be to give context. I don't know

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how much Back

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then moment of conception. They found out much later

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They didn't have the technology that we have now

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to find out you pee on a stick and

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then you find out three weeks in So that's

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that's one so months they find out a month.

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Yeah, I heard maybe even later I think I

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heard a couple months, but you miss a period

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maybe but yeah presume so that law

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was There was an injunction on

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that law when Roe versus Wade passed meaning this law

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is on pause. Yeah, so 1977 Whatever

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Roe versus Wade got passed then that law

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there's an injunction and then since then pro

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life groups have kind of been working to

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Chip away at abortion and then I think in 2002 they passed

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a 15-week ban So

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you can't get an abortion after 15 weeks. I

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don't I think there was exceptions for rape and

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incest I don't remember that part exactly right but

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then this role gets overturned with Donald Trump

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who said I'm gonna overturn Roe

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versus Wade. I think it should be up to the state

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That's what he has said since 2016. He

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didn't flip-flop on this since 2016. This should be

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a state's rights issue We want to overturn Roe

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I will put pro-life judges in the Supreme

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Court so that we can overturn Roe

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versus Wade and it can be a state's rights issue then

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in 2021 or

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2022 Arizona passes a law that

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says abortion is illegal if like the child

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has like a genetic defect or You

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can't and then also it gives

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human rights to fertilize embryos eggs

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Fetuses like from that moment. It's fertilized.

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This is a human life. So From

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fertilization. From fertilization, from fertilized eggs,

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embryos, fetuses. So I believe,

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yeah, same thing. I'm just regurgitating what I

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read, but also seems like the same thing

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logically. So that law, I think the reason

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why I say that is because from

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fertilization to the embryonic stage, a bunch of

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shit needs to happen where you lose a

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lot of eggs. Yeah. So that's

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why it's difficult for the fertility clinics to

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stay open if they're held responsible for those

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lives. And I think that's why it's a

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tricky thing for them. It

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says fertilized eggs and embryos, which again, the fetus

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is very different than fertilized. It would basically cause

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the fertilization clinics to close down because they

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don't wanna hold the liability of 75% of

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your eggs. Oh

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yeah, and they're liable for all those deaths. Exactly. Okay,

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fuck, yeah. So there's multiple stages that these

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fertilized eggs go through before you can

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implant them. And through

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each stage, some people lose up to like 50%. So

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if the clinic is held responsible since each

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fertilized egg is a life, they'll

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go, well, nobody's gonna ensure this

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if we're held responsible as if like

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we actually killed one of these fertilized

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eggs. So in a way, the law

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gets rid of fertility clinics. Right. Yeah,

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that's tricky, okay, go on. Then the Supreme

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Court makes a ruling that says that 1864

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law actually has precedent over all

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other abortion laws, over Roe versus

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Wade, over the 2002 15-week abortion ban. So

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from now on, from the moment of

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conception, no exceptions for Roe versus Wade.

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Oh, so it's like illegal. Illegal unless the

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mother's life is in danger. Now

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Trump, and this could be a

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very smart pivot or it could be what he meant at

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the house time. That's the dragon's rule. Where

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it's like basically if the baby's gonna kill the

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mom, you can make a choice.

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Yeah. Got it, okay, okay.

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Yeah, then you can do it. Which makes

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complete sense. Now Trump, again, maybe this is

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what he always meant or maybe it's a

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very smart pivot. He said, hey, when I

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said states rights, I meant that citizens of

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this state wouldn't be allowed to vote on

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it. Arizona went too far. Because the

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Supreme Court ruled on something and didn't put in

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the people's hands. This is an Arizona Supreme Court

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ruling I think that's fair which makes sense Yeah,

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it could be a very smart pivot of like

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especially the judges are not appointed by the people

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So it's not gonna be reflected the Democrats. Yeah. Yes.

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Yeah. I don't like that at all Now maybe when

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he said states rights he was saying in 2016. Maybe

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what he was selling is by any means necessary up

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to the state Maybe that's what he should be would

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be changed by the state if the change state wants

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to change Then that law should and

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if I had to guess Arizonians, I think they

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want to change that. Yeah. Yeah, no a couple

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of Arizona. Yeah, I think they want I think

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they want the scoops So

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I the reason this has become such

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a touchpoint is because Arizona is the

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biggest swing state That has

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such an intense ban I think Florida

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has passed and Georgia Florida is gonna

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pass on May 1st in force and

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Georgia has passed six-week abortion bans So

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anything after six weeks, you

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know, I believe that's not bro. That's not very

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snug That's not because your period can be a

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little late like yeah You could also get it

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right after your periods It's up to like seven

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or eight that it takes to sort of kick

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in and notice. Yeah, that's snug and

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that's snug They were

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good with that a little 15 week or whatever. They

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really seems to reason right? What do you want? We

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complain about that? I

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don't know. Well, you should know by then. Yeah, I'm sorry

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If you don't know by then yeah, no 15

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weeks it seems very reasonable 15 weeks I

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think most people would find 15 weeks reasonable and I think

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that's what Trump wants to make he's saying I want to

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make That the national of 15 weeks, which

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seems a reason you can even bring it down. No Again,

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that's a brief down. We can bring

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it down. Why I'm just saying we

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could Here's what I read up

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though, and then we could but like you should know

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like There are people who like they

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don't so a tough decision for people to make so

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yeah, you need a little time Yeah, I think it over you

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might have a vacation plan. You don't know if it's gonna happen

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Can you be honest 15? There's a lot of time to think

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that's a lot of time sleep on it. I'm asleep That's

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a lot of time people say sleep on it. Hey Sleep

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on a decision for the next 105 days. Yeah,

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I mean, nobody does that. Sleep

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on it 105 times. 105 days is crazy. Put

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it like that. Put it, thank God I

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got the math. I just had to reconfirm. 105

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days is crazy. Yeah, but you

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don't even know until day 40. So

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now that's shrunk to really 60 days. Yeah,

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we found it 65 times. 65

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days is crazy. So

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I think 50 days. You really need 30 days. You

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really need 30. It's like a refund at Best

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Buy or something. No, no, sorry. You need 30

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after the initial 40. You

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really need a good 70 days. If we're

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being honest, if we're being honest, you

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need 70. You should be able to figure it out in 70.

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10 weeks. That's it. Look

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at your man. Do we got this? No.

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Yes. Yeah, I think 15 weeks seems

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reasonable. I think 10 weeks seems reasonable.

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And then obviously for incest.

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Yeah, so there's no exceptions for incest. I don't

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believe Florida, Georgia. There's 14

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states to have incest in. Here's

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what's very funny. Mississippi makes

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an exception for but not incest. That's far. Like

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you're really playing into the stereotype of your state.

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That's why. When you're like, that could

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be love. That's far. I like that. Know

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your brand. Know

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your brand. I like that a lot. Funny

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things. That's true. Really

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true. No exception for incest, exception for incest. Do

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you have words to write? Do you have words to write? Like, could you

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just go in and be like... But that's what's funny is

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there's so much incest that's not for them. They

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can't bundle it up. You know what I'm saying?

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Most of the states, it's like getting your TV

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and internet at the same time. It's the same.

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Most states are probably just like incest

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is always a... Yeah, exactly. So we could

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just put... Yes. And

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then somebody had to go, I think we got

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to put incest as well. Because there's some consensus out there. I

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don't want to get rid of it. It is

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weird you have to put both. You know what I mean?

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It should just be right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that falls

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under the umbrella. You know what the worst part about it

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is? The incest. You're like, man, I don't think... Yeah,

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I think it's the right part.

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Oh, yeah, but brother Okay,

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so what's up This is kind

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of I think Democrats only hope to really

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win the election because they're all saying this

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is Trump's fault Even if Trump

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didn't push for this he repealed Roe versus Wade.

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Yeah, he put this in the state's hands This

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is what happens under Republican rule. Here's the thing

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From what my experience in Arizona They

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are like gun Republicans

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Yeah, and if they're like hey,

10:46

we want freedom to have our

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guns. We want freedom I don't

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even know if they care that much about like the

10:53

government encroaching on the businesses and that kind of shit

10:55

like I Don't even know if they care that much.

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I think they're just like hey we like guns kind

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of libertarian vibes Yeah, it's a little bit more like

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even to choose to live out there in the desert.

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You're kind of like off I

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don't think that that extends to

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I don't think there's like religious

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Conservative so what they're trying to do

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is get put on the ballot and if it

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gets put on the ballot It will get voted

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down in the heartbeat Absolutely And I think there

11:22

are people who are trying to block it from getting

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put on the ballot on the conservative side and

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this is where Alex was saying it's kind of

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fracturing the conservative party conservative party is getting more and

11:30

more pro choice and less and less like Ordantly

11:32

pro-life so now you got these

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guys though who are like no I did

11:36

vote for this Republican guy or

11:38

Trump or whoever because I thought you were

11:40

gonna outlaw abortion I'm a single-issue voter It's

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the only fucking thing that matters to me

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now I feel very betrayed that you're suddenly

11:47

backtracking and like you might not feel with

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Trump a Mitch McConnell was like I haven't

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seen anything On this ruling. I don't know

11:53

what's going on. Like what a fucking non-answer

11:55

that was So you're looking at

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all of your leaders who you believed in and you might

11:59

feel away And now there's this

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kind of fracture and this issue is so polarizing

12:03

and such a single issue thing I will votes

12:05

based on this one thing that there does seem

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to be a splinter in the Republican Party Wow,

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and this is the only chance this Democratic Party

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has to win I think they're so

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fucking weak and they don't stand on anything. But

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what I can tell you is you don't want

12:18

that Yeah, and

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that's why it's becoming such a touchpoint. It's such

12:23

a media issue So what are we general? Sorry

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go the Attorney General also said I'm not prosecuting

12:27

anybody I'm not prosecuting a patient or provider under

12:29

this draconian law. She called it. You're so good

12:31

at this You know so much shit. I when

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you apply yourself you fucking know I Will

12:37

bring you really good at I will forget all

12:39

of this within 48 hours and none of that

12:41

matters because you know it now Yeah, record it

12:43

was good. Yeah Know all these

12:45

things you said Mitch McConnell. I mean I tune out Like

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it was incredible. They want y'all think I know

12:53

You know all this It's amazing.

12:55

Yes. I'm like blown away There's

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1864 and all this other shit.

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It's incredible wrong actually initially What

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was it? What was right? I thought it was 1856 and

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it was 1864. I just relifted up. Thank God No, you

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said it is. Yeah, I know but before in the bathroom

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break. I was checking my notes 70

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days shut up make them drum I Think

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70 days is it 70 day

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abortion ban very reason. Oh, why so

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much? What's the latest one you did? Yo,

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what was your latest? I

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was like Alice is taking this Cuz

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there's a pill. I didn't know there's a pill you can take

13:44

and then I was like that's probably how he got it every

13:46

time How many days pill is crazy?

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I It

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basically makes their body go

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through pregnancy like it forces the

13:56

contractions And so it's a

13:58

painful process. Really get the

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nasal vacuum schools go play for

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know that most sizing Missouri chemical

14:05

bush's the gym and for that's

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the worst. Like. Him better to

14:09

go for the my phone bill. We talk about

14:11

it like how they get it out of there

14:13

is feels like murder. About

14:17

how to get as out about mass while

14:19

he will we I like it has been

14:21

on and Bill Maher is in itself as

14:23

as you can recall that like is this

14:25

field is a challenge the virgin and for

14:27

is he my say he's like yard Honestly

14:29

the republicans are like sitting with mans yeah

14:32

lol make any logical sense to me. The

14:34

guy who makes sense to me logically are

14:36

like life begins at conception. This is murder.

14:38

I do believe it's murder. I'm okay with

14:40

it being murdered and then he says yo

14:43

thing that like. Alex Rodriguez larger

14:45

jumpers like disabling people in the

14:47

world. We can. We can lose a

14:49

few and I think solder kind of jumped on them

14:51

which I think. At. The Depot more graces

14:53

astronomy. Funny. I kind of would get a like

14:55

at his murder I to think of euthanasia as

14:57

opposed to like you know and he tells money

14:59

like terminally ill thing that lies doesn't if your

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mom doesn't want you fourteen weeks in. If.

15:04

She's been going through pregnancy for fourteen sixteen

15:06

weeks and still like I was his mother

15:08

fucker. I have doubts of their baby will

15:10

have a good quality of life. Maybe we

15:12

better to just for all parties involved in

15:14

society at large scale. Know how lawyer if

15:17

like if you on steroids you get an

15:19

asterisk on your home runs he has his

15:21

career would just be like murder within asterisks.

15:23

Know this this this this this this. This

15:25

isn't because it's not full. might of I

15:28

think that's how God looks as like you

15:30

and murder a full person. The

15:32

Synthesis As you know, who's this like of you murdered

15:34

like like. Let's say there is someone who is like.

15:37

They're They're missing like half their

15:39

body, right? Associate

15:42

with her mother. Exist know that

15:44

it exists as a citizen. Of

15:47

every visit the so we thing one is it

15:49

a second half the time is no less is

15:51

a myth of have a body right and like

15:54

you. You talked in like what

15:56

you are accused of. price. is

15:58

like shopping up there by into pieces

16:00

and like putting it into a

16:02

refrigerator. And then like it came out,

16:05

it was only half the body, right? Mini fridge. Yeah,

16:08

it would be one of smaller fridge, but you'd also

16:10

be like, all right, he didn't chop up the whole

16:12

body. Like it was two chops. It wasn't even that

16:15

many chops when you think about it, right? So it

16:17

was like, you had to do what you had to

16:19

do. What I'm trying to say is it's not a

16:21

full, it's not full murder. You

16:24

know what I mean? Like full, and also like

16:26

after a certain age, if you're like 85. Yeah,

16:31

that's exactly what I always did. If you kill someone that's like 109. Is

16:34

that full murder? Or

16:36

is that an asterisk? Yeah. Are

16:38

you very balanced in it a little bit? Yeah, I'm

16:40

right. So let's just talk it out. I could be

16:42

wrong, but let's just talk it out. On

16:46

the death bed, on the

16:48

death bed, you know, and you pull the

16:50

plug. But they're like, yo, you

16:53

got a day left. Full

16:57

murder? Not even remotely murder. It

17:00

is, you got a day left. You pulled the plug, you

17:02

had a day, you had 24 more hours. That murder? Doesn't

17:06

work like that. How does it work? Like when

17:08

they hook up to the machine, they

17:10

can stay alive just based on the machine.

17:12

That's what I'm saying. They have as many

17:15

days as they want left. Nope, not this

17:17

situation. Do the thing. Give

17:19

me a solution now. No, saved by the

17:21

belt. What about that? Saved by the belt.

17:24

Hold on, I'm gonna throw it out there. What

17:26

about saved by the belt? So Jack,

17:28

right? Saved by the belt is this. We're

17:32

fighting, right? All right. I,

17:35

just so that you feel comfortable, your ego is

17:37

in Bruce, you hit me, right?

17:39

Because we know. That was condescending.

17:42

I know. Well, if I was gonna let him hit

17:44

me, I had to be condescending first. Okay. Or

17:47

I'm very kind and I knock him out. So it's

17:49

one or the other. I'm still having to go. He

17:52

would blow his shoulder out if he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:55

He'd better fight him. We couldn't even get into it. I

17:57

knew it. We couldn't even get into it. I had to

17:59

get into it. I'm still getting together, because Alan,

18:01

I can't agree with it. Isn't it

18:03

better? Isn't it better? Okay, okay. So,

18:06

let's say, I just got to go, we're fighting, you

18:08

knock me out, right? But

18:11

the round ends before

18:14

the 10-second count. So

18:17

I'm saved by the bell. Hold

18:19

on, man. I was

18:21

going to say, Matt Gaichie, is it just

18:23

Matt? No, because he wasn't. Nah. He

18:25

got knocked out. I did. I'm

18:28

saved by the bell. Okay,

18:30

Mark? I know, I understand. Saved by the bell.

18:33

All right, how does that work for what we're talking about? I

18:37

think you got knocked out, dude. What? Did

18:40

I? Yeah. Did I? I don't know

18:42

if I did. Technically, I did it.

18:45

I think I'm off to 10 weeks

18:47

right now. I think I'm right. Hold on, I think

18:49

I'm right. This makes mad sense. Yeah. Hey,

18:52

you're saying it's still partial murder. No, I'm

18:54

saying the murder got saved by the bell.

18:59

The murderer got saved by the bell. Not

19:01

murder. Zack Moore is murdered. This is why,

19:03

oh my God, I threw this out there,

19:06

thinking that this wasn't going to work and we were going to like

19:08

retrofit it, but it kind of does work.

19:10

You're saved by the bell, right? You

19:13

as the murderer get saved by the bell when you do

19:15

it at 10 weeks, you don't know if that pregnancy would

19:17

make it all the way. No, I'm sure. So technically, you

19:20

are saved by the bell as a murderer. We can't call

19:22

you a murderer because we don't know if you would have

19:24

stayed knocked out or not. You are saved by the bell.

19:26

10 weeks. I like 10 weeks. Well,

19:29

not 10. What

19:31

is 10? 70 days? Oh

19:33

yeah, that's fine. 70

19:38

days is tight. No, no, no, no, no, no.

19:40

You're right. 70 days is fine. I

19:43

was thinking when you said 10 weeks, it was six,

19:45

but it's not. It's two and a half months. One

19:48

month you missed a period, okay, maybe you're going to Vegas,

19:50

you're having some fun, maybe you didn't have a lot of

19:52

carbs. Something's going on here. Two months you don't get

19:55

a period, you're going to start

19:57

wondering. Two months, one

19:59

month. You should be like, all right pregnancy test.

20:02

Now you got seven days. That's all Cuz

20:13

the first month is a mulligan You

20:17

know that you haven't had your period in six I do

20:19

know that thank God if you haven't

20:21

had your period in six weeks, you're not gonna be like

20:23

hey I might be pregnant. No girl's gonna be like I

20:25

should take a test. No, cuz they didn't eat that week

20:28

Sometimes their periods don't come. Yeah, sometimes dead

20:30

ass their periods don't come but they could take

20:32

a pregnancy test anyway Yeah, but they wouldn't do

20:34

it. Why would they cuz I mr. Because it's

20:36

a chemical abortion ban son Yeah, that's important but

20:39

you don't say pregnancy test for the same reason

20:41

we don't take an STD test. You don't want

20:43

to find out But

20:51

think about it for that too much they're too busy

20:53

having fun because you don't have any period during that

20:55

time where she's a little You know the outside but

20:58

she's been nutted all happy even mutton nutted in multiple

21:00

times. You don't even know she's been nutted in she

21:02

was partying Yeah, no, it was like it

21:04

was fucking like whatever fuck freakos fuck time.

21:07

There's a freak off as a ditty party

21:09

Yeah, he was getting thrown around we think

21:11

they need say again. How many weeks using

21:13

their knees? I Let's

21:15

let's talk it out cuz now we know 70 is

21:18

really too little too little based on the

21:20

psychology of a whore Yeah, think about it.

21:22

You getting thrown around like a trout at

21:24

a fish market in Seattle You

21:27

don't know who's nutted in your who isn't

21:29

right you come 70 days 70

21:31

days later you like I should get a pregnancy test

21:34

or 60 days later Yeah, 60 days plus seven

21:36

67 days later. Yeah, I stay brings it does you

21:38

take a pregnancy test? Oh shit you pregnant damn

21:43

You don't know if the guy who nutted in you was rich

21:45

or not you got figured out You

21:47

can't figure it out. What if he's in a draft

21:49

class? You don't know if he's about to go to

21:51

the league You're gonna abort of a future NBA

21:54

prospect but the draft is in three

21:56

months you gotta wait. Hmm. So

21:58

now based on on this logic, you

22:01

gotta go to the combine. You gotta see the vertical,

22:03

you gotta see the 40, you gotta

22:06

see what type of draft prospect this guy

22:08

is. If you could go first round, lottery

22:10

pick? Yep, keeping

22:12

it. Let it grow! Mm-hmm.

22:14

Let it grow! Let it grow! Let

22:17

it grow! I'm

22:19

telling you! But you might need three more months. So now we're at

22:21

eight months. Hold on, hold on, we're not at eight, we're not at

22:23

eight, we're not at eight. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

22:25

do, do, do, do. We

22:27

are at 10 weeks. Okay.

22:32

We know that you're not really checking to see if you're pregnant

22:34

or not until how many weeks?

22:36

Seven. Six, they see seven. Okay.

22:41

How many days you need to decide if the

22:43

guy who nutted you is gonna be rich or

22:45

is rich? It depends. I would say if we're

22:48

just gonna be fair and let's

22:50

err on the side of comfort here, three

22:53

weeks. That

22:56

puts us at how

22:58

many weeks? 88 days. Depends

23:00

on the time of year or two. That's my point.

23:02

It's about 12 and a half weeks. Yeah. We

23:05

gotta see a tax return before. That's

23:07

very important. There's tax-defressible time. We can put it

23:09

back in period even more. I'm

23:11

thinking three months is

23:14

safe. I'm

23:17

thinking three months is safe. 12

23:19

weeks to three months, those could be different. You

23:21

know what? You're fucking right. That's an actually really

23:23

important thing that I learned after having a kid.

23:27

The reason they say the week shit is

23:29

because three months is not the same as

23:32

12 weeks. You're 100% right. Give

23:35

them the months. Three months.

23:38

No, we'll do weeks. Weeks, weeks, weeks, weeks. Could

23:41

be a short month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a 12-week

23:43

abortion month. 12 weeks, now here's

23:45

the thing. You're

23:51

gonna want an extra week. That's what I'm

23:53

saying. Because everyone procrastinates. Everybody else, you gotta

23:55

find your right doctor. You gotta find

23:57

your right clinic. You gotta get the guy to pay for

23:59

it. Which vacuum are you gonna use? Now

24:04

we're 12. I want to have a

24:06

little fun You

24:08

might as well get nothing Like

24:11

abortion man But

24:13

I heard 13 miles if you're a 13 bad look 14

24:18

week abortion man. I think

24:20

14 is a good number

24:22

14 week. Yeah, okay They

24:25

might have all this through and the 15 might

24:27

have been Includes

24:32

holidays, okay, like these politicians be

24:34

doing see we and we talk

24:36

to this shit. They are doers

24:40

Different we call all this shit. Okay, when

24:42

we just hit charm out. Yeah, we're rapping

24:44

All we do it is complaining. So can

24:46

we make abortion man 15 weeks? Okay What's

24:49

what do you think about it when they made that

24:51

rule about the abortion back in the day in 1864?

24:54

There wasn't shit to do but get pregnant for women.

24:56

That's true You were acutely

24:59

aware of what your period was because that was your

25:01

only entertainment for the month. You can

25:03

read You couldn't ride

25:05

a horse. You couldn't do

25:07

nothing make a casserole and wait for

25:09

that fucking bloody Sunday What

25:14

What you have once a month

25:16

you won't have the strawberry shortcake

25:20

Okay, then once a month that story shortcake is coming

25:22

and that's what you look forward to So,

25:24

of course, they are aware of it these

25:26

girls now. What are they doing now

25:28

playing Minecraft? Mm-hmm, right? What

25:35

are you doing Restaurant

25:41

week checkers They're

25:48

playing for ness, you know, they're plotting what do you

25:51

say? What do you say? They're playing for each other

25:53

I guess they're trying to get a kid cooking,

25:55

you know, he's saying that they're trying to use

25:57

these NBA players Yeah, and getting pregnant with them

26:00

That's what you're trying to accuse women of doing?

26:02

I mean, I don't think guys are doing it. That's

26:05

a good point. Yeah, good. I don't think

26:07

guys are fucking NBA players trying to get

26:09

pregnant in my experience. You know, it's almost

26:11

primarily women. Listen, I

26:13

don't want to throw a wrench into

26:15

this like plan that we've devised here,

26:17

right? But I will throw one more

26:19

suggestion. The amount

26:21

of time that you have is

26:24

dependent on the

26:27

financial situation

26:29

you're in. So

26:34

if you make over

26:37

a quarter million dollars a year, you

26:40

have eight months to decide. What?

26:44

I thought you were going the other way. 32

26:47

week abortion man. 32 week abortion man. If you're

26:49

a woman. 32 weeks is good. Yeah, if you're

26:51

a woman, you're making quarter million dollars, you can

26:53

support the baby on your own. It's not a

26:55

big deal. Like you, you are not dependent on

26:57

anybody else. Yeah. The only person's

26:59

life to change is yours. You should be excited up

27:01

to nine months, to be honest. So 36 weeks. I

27:04

think 36 weeks. Now,

27:06

if you have no, boom, you got

27:08

no job, you a stripper, you know

27:10

what I mean? You basically, you get

27:12

paid all cash. It is, if

27:14

you drop us all cash, you know, if you get paid

27:16

tips, if you've got to iron your money, if

27:20

you've got to use the iron for your money, you

27:23

know, this is a different, I think it might

27:25

be a shorter period. Okay. Okay. And

27:27

I think that I meant to reverse what

27:30

I just said. Yeah. Yeah. I

27:32

thought this other way around. I

27:36

think we solved it, everybody. We did. I

27:38

think we really solved it. We did. Hell yeah.

27:40

Let's also late delivery though. So I think we should have

27:42

like a 40 week abortion. Yeah. 40

27:44

weeks, I think. 10 months. 10 months. You

27:46

know, that's a good point. What if the baby's late?

27:49

Yeah. Yeah. So we got to build a pad sometime,

27:51

40 weeks. 40

27:53

week abortion ban, gun invested. How

27:56

far off do you think we are from like, yeah,

27:58

we're, we're, we're killing something. We don't. I don't know if

28:00

it's a full human yet, but we're killing something. But

28:03

we're okay with that. How far off do you think

28:05

Americans are from that? Yeah, I just feel like there's

28:07

like a, what is the term, cognitive dissonance or whatever,

28:09

when it's got a heartbeat. Yeah. It's

28:12

not a life, that's not a life. You

28:14

guys are all, I just feel like we'd be gaslighting

28:16

these Christians, man. These Christians are like,

28:18

yo, there's a heartbeat. And then we're like, man, shut

28:20

up, gay. Yeah, you don't like

28:22

gays, shut up. Why y'all

28:24

hate gays so much? You know, that's, yo,

28:26

why don't you watch a priest? No,

28:31

it's true, it is so obvious. And we just call

28:33

him homophobic. And then if you acknowledge his murder, it's

28:35

like, yo, it's got a heartbeat. So what do you

28:37

say to that? They

28:40

have nothing. There is no, I've never heard of it. I

28:42

would say we got to stop gaslighting the Christians. But

28:44

we also just have to accept how

28:46

we kind of feel. Yeah. With

28:48

Louis Biz, like, it's

28:50

killing a baby. Women should be allowed to kill

28:52

babies. Yeah. Like, women

28:55

should be allowed to kill what's inside of them. But it

28:57

is killing. Up to a certain point,

28:59

I don't think, and I think that they should

29:01

only be allowed to kill a certain amount of

29:03

them. That's another thing. Oh no, this, this is

29:05

fire. This is fire. Let me ask

29:07

you something now. If you found out a girl had 24

29:09

abortions, you

29:12

got to take away that right, right? Like, there is

29:14

a number. You got, there is a number. Like an

29:17

advent calendar. That's a kink at that point. No, no,

29:19

no. You ain't

29:21

doing it, bro. You're really into it. God

29:23

damn, that's a serial killer. How many of you know Baker's dozen,

29:25

13? So it's like, do you see the trans woman that was

29:27

trying to get a uterus put in and

29:29

be the first trans woman to have an abortion? Oh my

29:32

God. Oh my God. This is too much. They're trying to

29:34

be hated, bro. They're trying to be hated. That's kind of

29:36

much. They're trying to be hated. Why is that bad? Why

29:38

is that bad? It makes you doing too much, man. Why?

29:41

Come on. I mean, it is a lot, right? Why? It's

29:43

just too much. Why? Why? Why?

29:46

If you go, go, go. No, but if you

29:48

go, go, go. Pro-choice and pro-abortion are different things.

29:51

This bitch is pro-abortion. Listen, Alex has proved that

29:53

you don't have to be a woman to have

29:55

an abortion. That trans dude could have a million

29:57

abortions. Right

30:00

now why the hell He

30:02

needs to be inside it Trans

30:05

rights bro How about get them pregnant?

30:08

Imagine getting a uterus put in Getting

30:12

pregnant to just have an abortion What a f- What

30:14

doctor is doing that? What doctor is like, yeah, go

30:16

look for it What have you been connected to? I

30:18

don't even know if the power outlet works That's true,

30:20

that is true It's like the UCB, what is

30:22

it called? USBC? Yeah, yeah, it

30:24

might be What is it connecting

30:27

to? Oh, would you wire it up? For

30:30

real, is that even a real thing that they can do? They can

30:32

put a uterus inside there? I

30:34

think so Can you

30:36

put a uterus on a dolphin? No, let

30:38

me look We're using pig

30:40

kidneys now We can do a lot But

30:44

what's a kidney do? You

30:46

gotta hook it up though We got a

30:48

place for a kidney We're just

30:50

picking it up New Delhi based surgeon

30:52

would soon attempt a uterine transplant on a transgender woman It hasn't been performed successfully

30:55

yet But for people who signed male at

30:57

birth Man, this guy doesn't want to kill a trans

31:00

I mean, yeah Yeah,

31:02

yeah, yeah That is funny

31:06

That is funny I

31:08

could put a uterus in you

31:10

Experimental surgery Yeah,

31:12

yeah, yeah So it

31:14

looks like they're trying it, trying to make it work The

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32:48

to the show. I looked into this Trump story with

32:50

the trial. Trial,

32:53

yeah. I looked

32:55

into this story to understand this story.

32:59

After reading and not

33:01

only reading, talking it through with

33:03

someone who has legal expertise, after

33:06

trying to get to the bottom of it, I

33:09

realized there's no hope. There's

33:11

no hope. There is no hope

33:14

for information ever again. There's

33:17

no hope. First of all, I'm going to go

33:19

through each one of you and just ask you if you know

33:21

what the trial is about. Do you know what it's about? The

33:24

Hush Money payment. For Stormy Day. So,

33:27

first of all, we all know Trump's going... The

33:29

guy who's probably going to be president is going

33:31

to trial in our city. You

33:33

have no fucking clue. There's

33:36

no hope. It's okay. Nobody knows. We all

33:38

don't know. I didn't know the shit you were fucking talking

33:40

about. I have no clue. When you

33:42

tell me about the abortion thing, I have

33:44

no fucking clue. I'll tell you right now.

33:46

I know what abortion is. Sit him on

33:49

a cactus. That's all I fucking know. I

33:51

have nothing. I don't know anything else besides

33:53

that. Okay. Listen,

33:55

I... Dude, it's what they do in

33:57

Arizona. We're going to have to go back to it. I

34:00

made it illegal, right? Going out there

34:02

in the desert, find a spiky one, and go for

34:04

it, right? So, I'm looking

34:06

into this fucking Trump thing, okay? Story

34:09

Daniels, I know, okay? This is what I thought it

34:11

was going into it, because I just read headlines, and

34:13

I'm a fucking doofus, right? I go, okay,

34:16

he took money from the

34:18

campaign funds, and

34:20

then paid it. That's what I thought, right? Because I'm an idiot, right?

34:24

Not even what it's about. Okay. Apparently,

34:27

I'm gonna have to take out my phone that

34:29

has notes on it to get through this, I'm

34:31

sure, but I'll try to do without. Okay, apparently,

34:33

apparently. He pays

34:36

Michael Cohen, who was his personal attorney, Michael

34:40

Cohen sets up a shell company to

34:44

create separation between Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels.

34:46

The shell company pays Stormy Daniels $130,000. That

34:49

is hush money that's, hey, be quiet about, you know, whatever

34:51

the fuck happened. Don't say some shit, okay? Now,

34:56

it is a, the reason why

34:58

this is a big deal for Trump is

35:00

because it's a felony, right? It is

35:02

a misdemeanor to falsify your business records.

35:04

In other words, say that you paid

35:07

for one thing when it was really

35:09

for another. Trump said in his

35:11

records, he paid $130,000 for

35:13

legal services to Michael Cohen.

35:16

The $130,000 from

35:18

the shell company that Michael Cohen set up went

35:20

to Stormy Daniels, which would imply that he was

35:22

falsifying his records. Now, that's just a misdemeanor. People

35:25

falsify their business records all the time. It is

35:27

quite common practice. Maybe people are writing

35:29

off a fucking meal here and there. That's

35:31

not exactly a business myth. They're writing off,

35:33

there's falsifications, this happens all the fucking time,

35:35

okay? But! He's running for president. He's running

35:37

for president, and this is where it gets

35:39

even more specific. In order for

35:42

it to become a felony, you

35:44

have to falsify your records. There's a

35:46

couple options where it can be felony.

35:49

Falsify your records with the hope to

35:51

conspire to

35:53

gain office. So

35:55

if they can prove that

35:57

he had falsified his records,

36:00

in hopes to benefit him for running for

36:03

office. This is, I think, a New York

36:05

law, specifically. I don't know if it's available

36:07

in other states. Then you can

36:09

go, okay, now it's a felony,

36:11

and once it's a felony, now we can put five

36:13

years in prison or whatever the fuck it is. But

36:16

it doesn't stop there. It's not

36:18

only if they can prove intent

36:21

to conspire to

36:24

run for office and how this would benefit, there's

36:26

another one where if you evade tax

36:30

authorities, is

36:34

obviously a crime, right? So if you're evading

36:36

tax authorities. So if you're falsifying

36:38

records, that is a crime, and

36:40

doing that to evade tax authorities,

36:43

that is a felony. Now,

36:46

anytime you would falsify records, it would be to

36:48

evade tax authorities. So it's already gonna be a

36:50

felony. So the DA hasn't even said which one

36:52

it's gonna be. He's like, we got something that's

36:54

a felony. I don't gotta tell you, but we

36:56

got something. It's a

37:00

legal sure. It's

37:02

gonna make me vote for him. That's

37:04

my take. If

37:08

researching this and seeing the fucking, and you don't

37:10

think that there's at least a little bit of

37:12

a witch hunt, a little bit of a witch

37:14

hunt, we're talking about New York City. You

37:18

can't pay a bitch to shut the fuck

37:20

up. Like you

37:22

can't pay her from your lawyer. How

37:27

are we supposed to pay him? How

37:29

are we supposed to pay him? Use his own

37:31

personal funds. If he used his own. He did

37:34

use his own personal funds. He used funds from

37:36

the pool that's supposed

37:38

to be for running. So here's my

37:40

thing. He doesn't like to use his own money for

37:42

anything. But here's my thing. That's fucking down for him.

37:44

Didn't he use his own money for his campaign? No,

37:48

but he still got plenty of donations. Sure, sure. But what

37:50

I'm saying is can't he say that the 130 came

37:53

from his own money? No, because it came from the

37:55

pool. Even if he put his own money into that

37:57

pool of money, you can't say how much that came

37:59

from. You can't prove a

38:01

hundred percent to right now all his lawyer

38:04

fees have been coming from a pool from

38:06

donations He has not paid a single dollar

38:08

of his own money for any of his

38:10

legal fees up today I have no idea

38:12

what's going on. He made more money after

38:16

January 6 because they thought

38:18

they were gonna lock him up So people donated

38:20

more to him after the campaign than before the

38:22

campaign and he's been rotting on that money They're

38:24

a all okay fair enough fair enough what I'm

38:26

trying to say what I'm trying to say It's

38:29

not your fault for not knowing. Yeah, that's

38:31

like I get it's really not it's Everything

38:34

is so and the amount of work that

38:36

it took to just barely understand and still

38:39

get it wrong in this Topic

38:41

yeah, that's every topic. Yeah, that's every day

38:43

the amount of work You had to do

38:45

last night to just barely scratch the surface

38:47

of Iran and Israel not even talking about

38:50

Iran and power I mean Israel power side

38:52

just the sir Nobody

38:54

no human being could understand

38:56

all this stuff and Have

38:59

friends a family and children a job.

39:02

It is a what so what I'm

39:04

trying to get at after all this

39:06

is I Completely get

39:08

why people just go fuck the truth.

39:10

I'm picking a side feed me Feed

39:13

me the talking points. I'm

39:15

a liberal. Tell me how I should think I'm a

39:18

conservative Tell me how I should be doing

39:20

the research On

39:23

It's impossible It's literally

39:25

impossible. Yeah, like imagine you work 80

39:28

hours a week Imagine

39:30

you work 80 hours a week and you want to have

39:32

you can't the truth is too hard. You have a family

39:36

What you think think about me what the

39:38

things I can tell them what to think how easy it was

39:40

Nazis bad Great.

39:43

Love it Americans good. Love

39:46

it. I'm informed Now

39:49

everybody's bad Now

39:54

everybody's bad everybody's a little bad everybody

39:57

everybody it is impossible to understand every issue

39:59

and still be like a decent human being

40:02

with friends and like enjoy basketball. You

40:05

can't enjoy basketball. Honestly, during baseball

40:07

season, I'll be more informed. The

40:09

second the NBA playoffs are done

40:12

and we're in that like middle

40:14

time where there's only baseball this

40:17

summer, I'm going to be in

40:19

the Hamptons. I have no chance of ever

40:21

being completely informed again. I can learn one

40:24

thing a week and I'll figure that one

40:26

out and then everything else. I

40:29

don't know. What do we do? What

40:33

do we do? I don't get the part what makes

40:35

this make you want to vote for

40:37

him now because they try to do the same thing

40:39

on Biden. They've been trying to put charges on him

40:41

trying to win a horse. They've been trying to put

40:43

charge on body. Yes, I'm bold for him. Oh,

40:46

all right. Whoever they put started for no reason.

40:49

I'm bold for both. Yo, yeah,

40:51

I got the ballot. Get a mail in ballot.

40:53

Get him. I got the

40:55

ballot. I'm gonna do that. Right. I'm

40:57

gonna do that. And then nobody can say that I'm anything.

41:00

You're more American. I'm voting twice. I

41:02

care about most American country. I

41:05

care about it. I voted stickers. You got

41:07

one. Who knows everything. And the guy

41:09

you vote for wins. That's fine. If

41:12

you vote for both. Yes. Yes.

41:15

You play both sides. Never lose. Vote

41:18

for it. Watch what happens. Watch what

41:20

happens. Biden dies next

41:22

week. Trump's playing crashes and now I can't vote

41:24

for no one and I got to learn about

41:26

Kamala. Damn. I'm gonna learn about

41:28

new people. RFK baby. Shout out to

41:30

RFK. That's the other thing. Even the vaccines. Like

41:32

I, I've been, I

41:34

thought we not cutting anything

41:37

else. We're not, we're not cutting it. Even

41:41

the vaccines. I have every reason, even when I

41:43

was talking to Joe, I have every reason to

41:45

believe that we should ask questions about the vaccines

41:47

and research and we should, we should. I want

41:49

to do that. But I

41:51

don't have any concrete proof of

41:53

the bad shit. And

41:56

I don't have any concrete proof of

41:58

another alternative. Right? So

42:00

with RFK, like sweet

42:02

guy, great, multi-millionaire, can afford

42:04

to educate his kids in pods, can

42:06

afford to not put them in preschool,

42:09

can afford to not put them in

42:11

daycare, can afford all these things that

42:13

are luxuries within the vaccine situation. The

42:15

average American literally, they have to go

42:18

to work. They can't say, oh, I'm not gonna vaccinate my

42:20

kid, and then who watches your kids? Oh,

42:22

you're just gonna get a nanny just for your one

42:24

kid with your salary that's 50 grand a year while

42:26

you're working at Walmart? It's not practical. Now we should

42:28

ask all the things, 100%. And

42:31

it's terrifying, I'm terrified as a father. Genuinely,

42:33

terrified. Like, you

42:36

never wanna do anything to your kid that causes

42:38

harm, and you never wanna not do something to

42:40

your kid that causes harm. You

42:43

don't vaccinate, and then God forbid they get a disease

42:45

that could have been avoided? How could

42:47

you live with yourself? How could you

42:49

fucking live with yourself? So

42:52

you're just, you're terrified. But right now, from

42:55

everything, all the conversations I've heard about the

42:57

vaccines, there is reason to believe

42:59

that we should study more, that

43:01

there might be some negative side effects

43:04

of these things. Obviously the aluminum inside,

43:06

right? But there

43:08

hasn't been enough, unfortunately, research done to

43:11

prove that they do cause the things

43:13

that we're worried about, which

43:15

is basically some tism. So

43:19

you're in this middle ground where it's like,

43:21

you have all the anxiety, and none of

43:23

the confirmation, and

43:25

there's so many people who probably feel that, they don't

43:27

have the money to leave the life of

43:31

somebody who wants to be completely skeptical. It's

43:34

not cheap. You can't put your kid in

43:36

a fucking daycare. If they don't

43:38

have it, and this religious exemption shit, they don't give a fuck.

43:41

You wanna put it in private school? The private school goes, yo, kick

43:43

rocks, I'll go fuck. These are the rules. So

43:46

what, only the rich don't get vaccinated? You

43:51

can have a coworker take the shots for you. Say

43:53

what, and even homeschool, like, not everybody can afford to have a

43:55

parent stay home. That's a luxury too. It

44:00

is a daycare is expensive, home care is

44:02

easy. Fun, crazy. Yeah. So

44:04

it's just like, I

44:07

don't know, I don't know. You're just, we're

44:09

in this like weird amorphous time where like, yes,

44:11

it's great that we're asking questions about everything. I'm

44:13

glad we're asking questions about everything. I have a

44:15

lot of questions, but we're also in a time

44:17

where now that we're asking questions

44:19

about everything and it's revealing the cracks and

44:22

everything. Yeah. We have no faith

44:24

in a single system. Yeah. No

44:27

faith in government. I have no faith where my taxes go. I

44:29

don't know what the military industrial complex are doing with the fucking

44:31

money. I thought all the money was going to Ukraine until last

44:33

month. Now I'm gonna stay in here, going to Raytheon. How

44:36

is it that I'm 40 years old and I'm learning that

44:39

everything I know is false every day?

44:44

Give me rap beef. Thank

44:46

God. Thank God, Kendrick. Kendrick and

44:48

Drake don't even wanna do this. Rick Ross don't

44:51

even wanna do this. They're doing it

44:53

for us. These girls taking dick

44:55

from all three of them are doing it for

44:57

us. Thank you. Thank

44:59

you. Yeah. And don't ask for

45:01

fucking hush money like Stormy. Shut

45:04

your mouth and let the beast prevail. Like

45:08

bang different politicians and tell them about

45:10

Trump. Thank you. Yeah, we're talking. Do

45:12

NDAs mean anything these days, man? I

45:14

don't know. No, that bothers me for real. Yeah, that's

45:16

great. That bothers me for real. Really, come on. Do

45:19

you guys feel at all what I just said? Yeah. I

45:22

look at the 90s as being such a happy time. I'm

45:24

sure it wasn't, but we didn't know anything. We did

45:26

nothing. And it was awesome. Ignorance is bliss.

45:30

And don't get me wrong, it's good we're talking about these

45:32

things. There was a time where Ignance was bliss about what

45:34

was going on with black people. Then Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote

45:36

a book and people were like, oh, slaves got it bad.

45:39

They literally were reading Uncle Thomas' cabin like,

45:41

wait, slaves don't like it? I

45:43

thought they like it. Wait a

45:45

minute, they don't say it like that? They don't even

45:47

feel it. What are they, people? They can speak English?

45:50

They had no fucking clue. A lot of people up north.

45:53

So it's like, it's good we ask questions, it's

45:55

good we challenge systems. That being said, there is

45:58

a, there is a.

46:00

cost to it. And the

46:02

cost is the anxiety of not knowing

46:04

anything. OJ gave us a

46:06

year of news coverage to not think about real

46:08

issues. Press MP. Shouts to OJ.

46:10

Press MP. Shouts to OJ. Press MP.

46:12

Yo, yo. Real talk boy. We

46:15

need it. We need a break. We need like,

46:17

we need seasons, bro. How long is the NBA

46:19

season? Seven, eight months, I

46:21

think. God damn. What's the shorter one? WNBA.

46:24

NFL, four months. Okay,

46:27

NFL, four. We need an NFL

46:29

season for learning. Four

46:31

months of the year, we can go in. We're

46:33

gonna learn about Israel, Palestine. We're gonna learn about

46:35

everything. We're gonna know, we're gonna figure it all

46:38

out, okay? We're gonna learn about Hamas perspective, Israel's

46:40

perspective. We're gonna learn about the whole history. We're

46:42

gonna learn about everything, okay? And then

46:45

once the Super Bowl is over, hey,

46:47

y'all gotta put that shit on pause

46:49

for a little bit. We need to

46:51

go listen to some Bratby, okay? We

46:53

can't have you learn this shit all

46:55

year. We got four months. She

46:58

had to research one story. Yo, you know what's crazy?

47:01

Thank you, you know what's crazy? I ain't never had to research

47:03

it. This is F8 telemetry. That's

47:05

right. That's right, that's right, that's right.

47:07

And I noticed that, because I got a text from Mark. When

47:09

he had, I got a text from Mark last night. This is

47:11

my text from Mark. This is my text from Mark last night

47:13

at 3.45 a.m. Mark's

47:17

job is to go research to Israel, Iran

47:19

War. Mark at 3.45 a.m. text me. This

47:24

Israel Iran stuff runs deep. It

47:28

does, it does. Oh my God.

47:32

I texted Mark last night. I feel like we're

47:34

in college again. I'm researching in the library. Yeah,

47:37

I also remembered why I wasn't a doctor when

47:40

I had to reach for this topic. The number

47:42

of fucking times I got distracted was unbelievable. I

47:45

enjoyed it, it was fun. So

47:48

I started watching YouTube, it was just a

47:50

whole. Oh yeah, then you get distracted.

47:52

Yeah, you just rolled in. You're trying to break

47:54

it. I remember the kids who became doctors would

47:56

lock in for like six hours. I'm

47:59

sitting there for 12. 12 hours trying to research

48:01

one fucking thing and I keep getting distracted. You might

48:03

need that. You might have HD bro. I might have

48:05

the hood. Yeah, I might have the head. I

48:08

might have it dude. If

48:10

you had a lateral you would have been a doctor right? So

48:12

here's the thing, I've taken Adderall,

48:14

right? Love it. Love it, it's great. Yeah.

48:17

It still just makes me want to party. Like

48:20

people are like, I want to do homework. And I'm like,

48:22

have you partied on it? Because when I take

48:24

it I'm like, we need to party. Like we need to go

48:26

to a Vlondis show and I need to hear some techno. It

48:28

depends on the setting that you're in. Because like nursing school, I

48:31

used to take it Sunday morning, lock

48:33

in, I'll be in the library, dark

48:35

room, all black. Like what? Private room

48:37

situation, lock in for eight hours. Really?

48:40

That's the only way I'll do that. And you enjoyed what

48:42

you were consuming? Like you had a thirst for the knowledge?

48:44

I just needed to. But that was

48:46

the only way I taught myself because in

48:48

class it was just like, I'm not paying attention to

48:50

shit. Yeah, I'm checking out. So it's like that, the

48:53

day before, the Sunday before, each test. That's

48:55

when I learned everything. And

48:57

it worked. Every test was like between 88 and

48:59

90. So then let's do it. Let's do one

49:02

day a week. News gets one day a week.

49:05

And then we get on the Adderall and then we do one day a

49:07

week. And then we have 600

49:09

days to do whatever we want. It's

49:12

too much to understand each story. It's

49:14

too much. It's too much. I'm

49:18

telling you, this is why there's no

49:21

news organization. There's not one news organization

49:23

out there that tells you the truth.

49:27

Everyone is filtered through an opinion.

49:30

CNN is this, Fox is that,

49:32

Daily Wire is this, The

49:35

Atlantic is that. In regard to everybody has their

49:37

filter. The New York Times has their filter and

49:39

you have to. Because to

49:41

do the research, to tell

49:43

people the truth every day on a

49:45

topic, impossible.

49:50

It's not humanly possible. Bro,

49:52

experts every week go on Rogan.

49:56

Every week they go on Rogan. Experts

49:59

have dedicated their lives. lives and

50:01

the same week another expert is like

50:03

that's bullshit I feel the exact opposite

50:08

of everything you just said he's a world war

50:10

two expert there's another world war two expert from

50:12

the other side that believes in 100 certainty he

50:15

is right. Rat

50:20

beef listen to

50:22

it maybe we just need to tend to our gardens dude what

50:24

does that mean just take care of your house just tend to

50:26

your garden bro that's easy to say when you grew

50:29

up with a garden we have an apartment

50:31

where there's those dominicans they're fucking banging pots

50:33

and pans all fucking night long maybe ten

50:35

cheers too that is why dominicans go outside

50:37

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50:39

pigeon clapping outside let's play with pigeons you

50:42

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get back to the show. I've been

53:35

actually following Rick Ross. Rick Ross is

53:39

really good at beef. Yeah, he's really. I'm impressed.

53:41

Like I didn't even listen to the song. I

53:43

like tried to listen to it. I didn't, it

53:45

kind of sucked or it was good. I didn't

53:48

even know. It didn't, it didn't, but

53:51

he is on

53:53

that ass nonstop incessantly. And

53:55

it's like there's, he's almost

53:57

M&M'd it. We're like, you can't say anything.

54:00

about like calling him fat he's like I know I'm fat

54:02

I have my shirt off all the time I have my

54:04

fucking tits out everywhere like there's nothing you can really say

54:06

pears I eat pears he's made

54:08

fun of his diet he's made fun

54:11

of everything about him but he's really

54:13

good at like creating like monikers and

54:15

names yeah like he's fucking efficient at

54:17

beef yeah and the beef ain't even

54:19

with him did like

54:21

did Drake mention him that much? Drake

54:23

did mention him. Not much

54:26

but it was just they have an issue

54:29

with women like I think there's a lot

54:31

of pillow talking that's been going on and

54:33

that's because what does pillow talking mean? Like

54:36

if two guys slept with the same girl and now

54:38

this girl goes and tells the other guys stuff that

54:40

you guys spoke about. I don't know if this is

54:43

on patreon but do you remember when I we had

54:45

this conversation when I was like yo the same thousand

54:47

girls were getting fucked by everybody. Was it on public

54:49

episode? Yeah. That is the cause of all this beef

54:51

yeah so thank them bitches subscribe to

54:54

OnlyFans all the joy you're getting is from

54:56

these OnlyFans bitches that every dude is fucking

54:59

and they're all upset about it the fragility

55:01

of the ego yeah thank God

55:03

yeah okay so there's pillow top going on

55:05

so there's um one of Rick

55:07

Ross's exes. Imagine Rick Ross laying on your girl

55:09

feel warm when you get there? She's

55:16

in a blanket. What was that thing that you

55:18

could walk around in all day? No

55:20

there's a blanket also yeah okay okay but

55:23

like a few months back Rick Ross was

55:25

one of his exes and she was just

55:27

she's going crazy online like trying

55:29

to air him out just because they had a

55:31

bad breakup okay and she was saying that oh

55:33

Ross doesn't even like Drake he talks shit about

55:35

him and we thought she was just bullshitting but

55:37

it turns out that was all true because you

55:39

can tell Ross has been

55:41

waiting for this he's been wanting to go

55:43

out. He is hungry yeah yeah he's non-stop

55:46

what he said he's only okay but he's

55:49

not it's like every single post on Instagram

55:51

and then Drake got a kind of response

55:53

because Ross isn't a peon Ross one of

55:55

the biggest names in music yeah and

55:58

somehow he beat the

56:01

CO charges. He

56:04

took a play out of 50s book because both

56:07

of them, when they're beefing, they're relentless. I was

56:09

gonna say, it's reminiscent of 50 nonks where

56:12

it's just every social media post is so funny.

56:14

Oh my God. But what makes him good? What

56:16

do you feel like he's doing this effect? He

56:18

is having fun. Yes. He is

56:20

smiling. He's so silly. He's a cartoon.

56:22

He should be like a villain in

56:25

The Incredibles. Yeah. You know what

56:27

I mean? He's just out there and he has

56:29

these beautiful fucking veneers and every post he's smiling.

56:31

And you can't not look at him. Face tattoos,

56:33

his chest is out. He's silly no matter

56:35

what he does. He's performing at

56:37

a prom. Most people would be embarrassed to

56:39

do that. During a beef, he wears a

56:42

Drake shirt and leans in. Like

56:44

it's a plywood floor. Drake tries

56:46

to take a shot and it doesn't, he

56:49

has like an invincibility to him. Because he doesn't

56:51

care. I'm not affected by any of that. So

56:53

his response when Drake dropped the disc, he's

56:56

just laughing on IG stories. He's laughing

56:58

in the studio and then two hours

57:00

later. Yeah and nobody cares about the

57:02

song. He didn't even need to put out a song. Well the

57:04

song wasn't, the stuff that stuck was at the end of the

57:07

song when he just talked. Those were

57:09

the shots. The song didn't have shots really. I don't

57:11

even remember. I just remember now when he was going,

57:13

he just keeps calling him white boy. White

57:16

boy, that's hilarious. It's funny. So

57:18

there's this simplicity. You always think of BBL Drake.

57:21

You got a fake nose. His nose

57:24

looks the same. I don't think he got a

57:26

fake nose. Saying it is

57:28

hysterical. And now I'm questioning. Now you're like, did

57:30

he get a fake nose? Now I'm like, can

57:32

I? Have you? Where are you

57:35

getting these fake nose? How

57:37

do you take off this amount of time for recovery? I

57:40

mean, he got fake abs. That's why you're wearing

57:42

that shit on tour. He's making fun of Drake's

57:44

body. Which is hysterical. So funny.

57:46

The idea that he would talk about physique. He

57:48

said you got 25% body fat but

57:51

you still got sculpted ass. BBL

57:55

Drake, unbelievable. So

57:57

he's fantastic at making these monitors. And now he's... He's

58:00

almost, he's got this gravitational pull,

58:02

right? And now the beef seems less with

58:04

Kendrick, even though that's what we want. We

58:06

want the bars for Kendrick. The

58:09

Kendrick bar feels like it's gonna

58:11

bail out Drake from this Rick

58:13

Ross smoke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Possibly.

58:15

I don't think Kendrick can do

58:17

this daily Instagram taunting. No. The

58:20

way Rick Ross can. No. I think Kendrick

58:22

is like, he's got his easel and

58:24

he's got his oil paints and he's trying to

58:26

make his beautiful painting. He's kind of Bob Ross

58:28

it. What, the Rick Ross? That's

58:31

the idea. You don't wanna

58:33

wake up on Instagram to mention everything. He's

58:35

Gallagher and Drake is the watermelon. Yeah, yeah.

58:38

Rentalist, every show, bang, bang. Eddie actually caused Drake's

58:40

probably only misstep of the weekend because he puts

58:42

out a screenshot of the text that he sends

58:44

his mom. Yeah. Because his mom was like, oh,

58:46

I'm here and you got a no job. I

58:48

think it was a doctor text. I don't think

58:50

it's actually his mom. Yo, mom, text me this.

58:52

Yeah. And I'm gonna respond. Even

58:55

so, it was so corny. Yeah. And then

58:57

he's like, oh, mom, he's racist and

59:00

then he's on some. Monjaro. Monjaro, some shit like

59:02

that. Yeah. He's grumpy and shit.

59:04

But I'm like, you try to play the race card.

59:06

You have white hat black. Yeah. And you're calling this

59:08

guy racist. Like, and you're saying it to your mom.

59:10

It was just such the corniest play. Yeah. But

59:13

the diss track towards everybody, I give him

59:15

that. Yo. That was good. To

59:17

Drake diss track. Everybody's saying. Anybody who's been on that.

59:19

I didn't catch it at first. On my first listen,

59:21

I didn't know what he was saying. I was like,

59:23

I thought it was all gonna be about Kendrick. And

59:25

I didn't realize he gotta go at everybody. Yeah. I

59:28

was disappointed. I was like, that's not gonna be more

59:31

bars for Kendrick. You're calling him short. I get called

59:33

short all the time. It's not that bad. But then

59:35

when I caught all the shit he was saying, I

59:37

was like, oh yeah, he went, he went, he went.

59:39

Yo, that shit was flame. The Metro one is the

59:41

best estimate. Which one? That's some Rick Ross

59:43

type shit. Which one? Shut up and make your

59:45

drums. Yeah. Because for Metro to respond. Why are you

59:47

involved in this? For Metro to respond,

59:49

he's gotta do exactly what Drake said. Yeah.

59:52

It's like, it's so annoying. Yeah. It

59:54

was awesome Rick Ross shit. It's not go make a

59:56

beat. It's just make drum. Make drum. That's

1:00:00

so dismissed. Yeah, she was belittling, bro. I was

1:00:02

offended for him. No, no, hard-flooded. Yeah, but the

1:00:04

bars were crazy. I mean, there was a lot

1:00:06

of double entendres,

1:00:09

triple entendres. They're like, once the internet started

1:00:11

explaining, I was like, oh, this is fine.

1:00:13

The drop of Give Me 50 shit is

1:00:15

great. I knew what that was

1:00:17

coming from immediately, but then to find out it

1:00:19

had to do with the record deal? Yeah, the

1:00:21

Eddie Ethan. So he's, to get out

1:00:24

of his deal, I believe he had to either

1:00:26

sell. He is Kendrick. He's Kendrick, yeah. So it's

1:00:28

like Top Dog, the guy who he used

1:00:30

to be signed to. That's PD Entertainment, Top Dog Entertainment. To

1:00:32

get out of it, he had to, I believe, either sell

1:00:34

50% of his catalog or give him like

1:00:39

50% of future earnings. Something,

1:00:42

it's like they, that's why Drake wants

1:00:44

him to release the contract, because there's

1:00:46

a big like rumor

1:00:48

that he owes Top like 50%. Didn't

1:00:50

they have him in a 360 before that

1:00:52

basically? Yeah, but everybody's in it. I know when you

1:00:54

start out, when you start out, you get in a

1:00:56

360 and you're just so hungry, you'll

1:00:59

take whatever deal is there because you think a deal is

1:01:01

gonna make your career. It's kind of like to what Russ

1:01:03

was saying. And then when you start making money, you learn

1:01:05

a little bit more about the industry, you learn a little

1:01:07

bit more how it works. You're like, okay, how can I

1:01:09

kind of buy my freedom? But you locked up in these

1:01:11

deals and the way that it works is

1:01:13

like, it's not for you to

1:01:15

be free. Yeah. If we're signing 20 people

1:01:17

and one of them might pop and you gotta pay for all 20. Here's

1:01:21

my one pushback with that part. Isn't that

1:01:23

what everybody says happened to Drake? That's what

1:01:25

push keeps saying. The M's count different when

1:01:27

baby divides the pie. You sign the one

1:01:29

and we're signing the three N words. So

1:01:31

that's kind of the same, how much of

1:01:33

your money are you keeping in music?

1:01:36

I mean, apparently Drake is keeping none. That

1:01:38

was the case, but now Drake's out of

1:01:40

his deals. And I think that's the argument

1:01:42

with the Kendrick situation is that he might've

1:01:44

had to give up half to get out.

1:01:46

A future? Maybe, I don't know. But

1:01:49

like the Swifty's line, like yo, make a song

1:01:51

with Taylor Swift because you have to for the

1:01:53

money. Because it's, okay. Drop and give me 50,

1:01:56

that's what his label's saying. Drop and have and do.

1:01:58

I mean, it's just like really cool. So there's

1:02:01

one part that I don't hear people

1:02:03

talking about that it's probably the most

1:02:05

disrespectful This is why okay. I'm glad

1:02:07

so this is wild So

1:02:09

when he says he calls out Kendrick's

1:02:11

wife with it and he's

1:02:13

like, oh Yeah,

1:02:16

and it was like a play on tundra

1:02:18

with like Whitney Houston and yeah bodyguard bodyguard

1:02:20

song but people used to

1:02:22

refer to Jay fuck

1:02:25

god, they rock Jay Rock

1:02:27

as Kendrick's bodyguard his muscle

1:02:30

And it was a rumor that Whitney

1:02:32

slept with Jay Rock Whitney meaning Kendrick's

1:02:34

wife. Yes. Oh, that's

1:02:36

diabolic So that line it

1:02:39

one of his true even if it's not true, that's

1:02:41

great Can we also say no one's talking? Thank you

1:02:43

I'll say one thing the whole reason he went on

1:02:45

the shop and was like I didn't respond to push

1:02:48

cuz I didn't want to Be so filthy did the

1:02:50

J Cole I sleep better. No, I didn't have to

1:02:52

do that We got to look

1:02:54

at that differently now and be like why he has

1:02:56

responsible. So no He said he wrote a song

1:02:58

after pushed his story of the ad and he's responsible But

1:03:00

he said I had a song. No, no, we know what

1:03:02

he said What I'm saying is since then he has had

1:03:04

plenty of bars for push Yeah But not

1:03:07

like different not like in the heat of the

1:03:09

battle and it's like he said he didn't want

1:03:11

to go that personal And now you know So

1:03:14

it's like he was like I could have been filthy

1:03:16

but I I don't want to have to do that

1:03:18

Yeah Say the real thing which is like you're just

1:03:20

inflating this guy that you're so far beyond when you

1:03:22

do a push But with Kendrick has worked it. Yeah,

1:03:24

if Kendrick has worked this one with pushes like like

1:03:27

No, with all respect where the fuck is push now? Silver

1:03:31

so it's like and Drake is on top of the

1:03:33

world again after taking the L in there Well beef

1:03:35

if he just kept beefing with this guy You're just

1:03:37

gonna keep putting air in his lungs Where

1:03:40

not talking about him is going to

1:03:42

silence him. Also, I think pushes like

1:03:44

legit sociopathic like pushes like I'll go

1:03:46

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I'll

1:03:48

go 100% 100% like I can't be

1:03:50

so knowing that he's gonna go wherever

1:03:52

and the only thing That keeps the

1:03:55

air his sails is you.

1:03:57

Yeah Make the

1:03:59

boat stall. Exactly Like you

1:04:01

know you could take the risk with

1:04:03

Kendrick Kendrick it makes sense Yeah, because

1:04:05

by beating him now you're undisputed number

1:04:07

one. Nobody could be like hey Kendrick

1:04:09

is actually better He's more of an

1:04:12

artist Drake is McDonald's Kendrick is car

1:04:14

bones, whatever But nobody

1:04:16

ever compared Drake to pusha. Yeah, no one

1:04:18

will ever compare Drake We just need to

1:04:20

acknowledge that that was some white shit to

1:04:22

do white girl. You hate Drake so I

1:04:39

You lost that's fine just acknowledge you lost

1:04:41

that's cool this you are Clearly

1:04:44

winning right now. I also as much as

1:04:46

I hate on Drake. I will admit it and be like yo

1:04:48

He's probably gonna go down as the greatest ever He's

1:04:51

not necessarily for me probably gonna go down as the greatest

1:04:53

ever and I think he's gonna win this battle So

1:04:55

I give credit so tell us some more

1:04:57

shit we ruin we partially ruined this beef

1:04:59

because on the patreon episode when we Show

1:05:03

the public about this AI music stuff

1:05:05

now everybody thinks everything's AI. Yeah, yeah,

1:05:07

like So there was a

1:05:09

crack. Yeah, so there was multiple versions of the Drake

1:05:11

song that came out I think what

1:05:13

happened is so he just laid down That

1:05:16

his lyrics and then sent it around to a

1:05:18

couple of producers to try to put a beat

1:05:20

over it That's what I think because there's a

1:05:23

version out now that it's just his vocals with

1:05:25

no music on it So the fact that somebody

1:05:27

can get a hold of that most likely he sent that out

1:05:29

to a few people And so the first

1:05:31

version that came out or the first version that I got

1:05:33

where it was like It was

1:05:35

a biggie sample on it getting money And I

1:05:37

actually liked that version the best even though he's

1:05:39

not really rhyming on the beat too Well, that's

1:05:42

why people thought it was AI because he's not really

1:05:44

hitting the beat the way that he would hit the

1:05:46

beat And it wasn't a mixed finished

1:05:48

song it was a leak And

1:05:50

so then I feel that he was rushed

1:05:53

to put that second version out Because that

1:05:55

first thing didn't sound too great. So I

1:05:57

don't think he really wanted to drop the

1:05:59

the way that it was released. Okay, so

1:06:02

we have to put up a second thing,

1:06:04

meaning? Yeah, so now the second version of

1:06:06

that diss track, I

1:06:08

still don't think he wanted to. He wants Kendrick

1:06:10

to drop first. He wanted Kendrick to drop. He's

1:06:12

been telling everybody, yo, tell Kendrick to drop, I'm

1:06:14

ready. He posted that shit, posted his manager. Yeah,

1:06:16

so it's like, this is the thing, the leak

1:06:18

got out, so now it's forced his hand, he

1:06:20

had to put this out. Now

1:06:23

there's a Kendrick leak that came out yesterday.

1:06:25

Is it real or AI? From

1:06:28

the internet, most people are saying it's AI. I

1:06:31

haven't heard AI that good. To sound like

1:06:33

the person do different inflections and

1:06:36

tone, the bars are kinda dope.

1:06:38

It's hard. That's the thing that's

1:06:41

interesting about this, is that if

1:06:43

it flops, you say, nah, that's AI. If it's fire,

1:06:45

you go, that was us. Or

1:06:48

if it flops, you apologize and take it off your album.

1:06:52

Bro, J. Cole might win in all this, bro. Everyone's

1:06:55

gonna go at each other, everyone's shit is gonna get

1:06:57

leaked, everyone's gonna be like, oh, this person

1:06:59

had a ghost rider for this, da da da, and then

1:07:01

J. Cole's gonna be the only person sitting there unscathed. Yo,

1:07:03

that's true, somebody came, I think Drake posted or somebody posted

1:07:05

that there was a reference track that came out for one

1:07:07

of Kendrick songs. And did that

1:07:10

guy get exposed as a fraud? Mm,

1:07:12

that's debatable. So what was that story? So

1:07:16

that, I forgot the name of the

1:07:18

rapper, but, and he's

1:07:20

only, he only used like maybe

1:07:22

two or three bars from that reference track. Most of

1:07:24

the time, like a reference track, if they use the

1:07:27

entire song, then it's like, oh, that's ghost riding. But

1:07:29

if somebody sends a reference track, like, hey, here's an

1:07:31

idea of how you can flow on the beat, and

1:07:33

here's what I would say on the song. And if

1:07:35

you take a little thing here and there, as long

1:07:38

as you give them a writing credit on it, usually

1:07:40

that's fine. But that

1:07:42

guy wasn't credited on that song,

1:07:44

and he did use like maybe one

1:07:46

or two lines from it. Interesting. So the

1:07:48

question is, did he just take it and then

1:07:50

wrap over it, like after the song came out,

1:07:52

to make it look like it was a reference

1:07:54

track? That's what I thought. They could

1:07:57

make it look like you have a writer by

1:07:59

basically. after you put out your song,

1:08:01

re-wrapping, including some bars, and then putting it out and

1:08:03

going, oh, this is the reference track, and it's released.

1:08:05

Same with the Yachty Drake reference track, they got leaked.

1:08:08

Wait, and what was that one? So there was a

1:08:10

reference track for Jumbo track. Oh, is that why Rick

1:08:12

Ross is by Yachty? Yeah.

1:08:14

So they're saying that Yachty basically put down

1:08:16

all the bars for that track, and then

1:08:18

that reference track came out. But then some

1:08:20

people were like, wait, is this AI of

1:08:23

Yachty doing the song? Yeah.

1:08:25

So it's like, no one knows. Because you can find any cartoon

1:08:28

character doing a rap of any song. You

1:08:30

know what I mean? Does AI make this

1:08:32

beef better then? Yeah. No,

1:08:35

because the fact that

1:08:37

there's so much mystery that everything

1:08:39

is shrouded in creates more

1:08:41

conversation, and that's what we really want out of

1:08:44

this. We don't want definitive answers. We want a

1:08:46

debate. We want to go back and forth. We

1:08:48

want to say, this person better. No, this bar

1:08:50

is actually this. Hey, this guy's going to come

1:08:52

back. Oh, what we heard is there's a track

1:08:54

out there that's so crazy. We want all the

1:08:56

conversation because it fills up our day. If

1:08:58

it's just headshot done, we're bored again. True,

1:09:01

but at the same time, it takes the

1:09:03

win out of the sales if you're debating

1:09:05

if the song is real. Yeah, I agree

1:09:07

with you. But it does force artists to

1:09:09

perform. So now, instead of dropping a

1:09:12

diss track, you might have to drop a diss music video.

1:09:14

Or you have to be like, yo, I'm actually just going to rap

1:09:17

it on camera so people know this is from

1:09:19

me. And this is what I'm saying. Or you

1:09:21

just drop it on your social page. Yeah, and

1:09:23

you can promote it. I'm going live. Yeah, and

1:09:26

that's the weird part about this. So Drake has

1:09:28

never officially said that song is me. Because

1:09:31

when that first came out, people were saying

1:09:33

it's AI. He hasn't. He's like been DMing

1:09:35

people saying like, what's up? Where's Kendrick at?

1:09:38

But he hasn't officially said, hey,

1:09:40

I'm putting this song out. It's not on any

1:09:42

streaming service. And so I'm like, is

1:09:45

it AI? And people because

1:09:47

it's getting good reception. He's not

1:09:50

denying it. Yo, here's a quick I got that

1:09:52

would be crazy. I'd have all those to your

1:09:55

point about Kendrick. All those references.

1:09:57

I just know I can't see AI going

1:09:59

triple. Tundra with shit and

1:10:02

inside info that's actually the

1:10:04

and apparently more have to be AI in that way Like

1:10:06

it could be someone else wrote it and then they use

1:10:09

Well model also I think before the song came out said dropping me

1:10:11

50 on the plot by the way mall is being so funny I

1:10:13

was in him talking about Jake all Unbelievable shouts

1:10:16

to mall and Rory, but anyway, he said

1:10:18

dropping give me 50 before this song. Oh,

1:10:20

yeah, they Yes,

1:10:22

he heard some and it must have been hmm I don't

1:10:24

believe this is AI and this is coming

1:10:26

from the only guy who will Say anything negative

1:10:28

about drink or maybe they made the AI track

1:10:37

How do I get featured one of these districts I'm trying

1:10:39

to get sampled give me advice on

1:10:41

how to Because I'm actually I really want to get

1:10:43

a sample. Oh, yeah, that was fine I

1:10:49

want to get sample that is fine. Drake

1:10:52

is the greatest rapper ever ever ever ever

1:10:54

sample that Metro booming is

1:10:56

the greatest producer ever boom add that if

1:10:58

you want to Rick Ross is the greatest

1:11:00

rapper ever And so if any

1:11:02

of you guys want to use that at this track, just

1:11:04

go ahead put it in there Well, I mean you had

1:11:06

like a lot of reasoning behind what do you know? You

1:11:08

just echoed the last word of your sense. I agree I

1:11:18

killed that angle. I'm not an agreement.

1:11:20

I killed that strong agreement. That was nice.

1:11:23

That was really good My

1:11:25

folks are blowing up You

1:11:36

would have been on the album today we do

1:11:38

brilliant Had

1:11:47

this great monologue, but it was just totally

1:11:49

overshadowed by my agreeance That's what everybody you're

1:11:51

not an analyst in that it's really what

1:11:53

everybody's in an area But you're showing me

1:11:55

had all these really interesting thoughtful points, but when

1:11:57

you just went I agree and then I

1:12:01

agree the second inflection on

1:12:03

the ivory. Oh my god

1:12:07

They said I don't know this is true, but

1:12:09

the rumor is that Metro isolated my vocals

1:12:11

and then really increase the inflation on the You

1:12:19

don't make wait, but did they credit you on the show I

1:12:21

am on it. Yeah, you are yeah

1:12:23

Yeah, yeah my pseudonym my pseudonym I

1:12:27

have a ghost right? You're not credited.

1:12:29

That's ghost riot. No, no, oh Metro

1:12:33

got a ghost right? Yeah you that's

1:12:35

crazy Yeah,

1:12:37

that's fire. Anyway, so yeah to be involved in the

1:12:39

beef like it's that You know, it's a very tricky

1:12:41

situation. You're kind of doing a kid cutting impression. What

1:12:44

was I doing? You were humming a little bit. I

1:12:46

am I agree. No, no, no,

1:12:48

no, don't get me. Don't

1:12:50

get cutting Fighting parties

1:12:53

Yo, if that Kendrick track is not AI He's

1:12:55

not built for this if that's him if you

1:12:57

your wife gets called out in the song and then

1:12:59

your response is that yeah It's oh, oh, that's what

1:13:02

I was gonna say Drake had

1:13:04

so many fucking bars and

1:13:06

it was so well done Do

1:13:09

you think these guys are constantly writing things

1:13:11

for their adversaries? Oh and then like just

1:13:13

keeping it no TMZ obituary shit What is

1:13:15

that like where they write up the obituary

1:13:17

the person before they die and then when

1:13:20

they die They just released the thing first.

1:13:22

I didn't know that they do that. No

1:13:25

That's like I thought yeah, like they'll write like the obituary

1:13:27

like this person died. They had a great life This is

1:13:29

who they are that it up and they have it for

1:13:31

all the celebrities and then once they die They're able to

1:13:33

be like this date boom be the first one released. But

1:13:35

do they update it like Well, they'll

1:13:38

just be like their life everything that they've done up

1:13:40

in that point But sometimes later in life Harvey Weinstein

1:13:42

gets called out And it

1:13:44

changes the fucking obituary he's a dead guy you don't bring

1:13:46

that up You

1:13:50

just not gonna make TMZ they start

1:13:52

the obituary with that fact, okay, and

1:13:54

then they just keep going okay, okay

1:13:57

You need an update, you know, but you have

1:13:59

you have the You have the nukes

1:14:01

ready and you have the bars ready and then they come

1:14:03

at you and you're like boom I got it. What a horrible

1:14:05

business to me and we got to be first with death Hey

1:14:09

right up an obituary for every person that's worth

1:14:11

it. Yeah. Oh some producer had to tell him

1:14:13

in sir The intern

1:14:15

doing that so you're just writing about the

1:14:17

people that you idolize and look up to

1:14:19

die Angelina Did it Julie died of ovarian

1:14:21

cancer? Yeah, what a sad fucking existence. She

1:14:23

can't she got that She can't she can't

1:14:25

she did I think she had a die.

1:14:27

She had to get a quit erect to

1:14:30

me Torectomy

1:14:36

if where you take away your she take out

1:14:38

your cervix. No, bro. He had that breath through

1:14:41

you're talking about Somalia Yeah, that's the address one

1:14:43

and then she also had a quit erect. No

1:14:46

No, look at her She

1:14:50

got the clue to me. She got her breath taken. She

1:14:52

got everything she got it all removed We

1:14:55

need to look at the breast is called a mistake of

1:14:57

me and then when you get your pussy scooped out It's

1:14:59

called a clear act of me. I'm pretty sure Historectomy

1:15:03

quit erector me. It's close enough. It

1:15:06

can't be a hysterectomy. Yes. It is a Sample

1:15:20

that bro. We got put that song Okay

1:15:25

What do we got what do we got what I know

1:15:27

so they got the bars ready So when the that's what

1:15:29

I'm wondering it was just so many it was like so

1:15:31

many good lines There was so many things put together like

1:15:34

he was he's been off tall for about three weeks Oh

1:15:36

and they've been building toward this you think

1:15:38

yeah, hey, they get takes the right us

1:15:40

all Well, we thought I

1:15:43

was like 20 seconds. Oh, yeah True

1:15:47

Yeah, I mean I thought it takes a while to

1:15:49

like really perfect it and make it Good

1:15:52

for Kendrick at least they've been building. I'm sure

1:15:54

they've had because they've been building for this beef

1:15:56

for a decade So you think they are keeping

1:15:59

shit? I would assume I would assume

1:16:01

yeah, I think they have stuff that they

1:16:03

plan to say in the tuck ready to

1:16:05

go That's because they're saying this Kendrick four-year-old

1:16:08

track and it's like I don't think he'll

1:16:10

release that track But he'll take lines from

1:16:12

it for a because it has to sound

1:16:15

dated at this point. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah.

1:16:17

Yeah. Yeah Wild but

1:16:19

if this Kendrick track isn't real and

1:16:21

he still hasn't dropped He's

1:16:24

looking funny in the light right now. Yeah, cuz he

1:16:26

wanted this battle Drake reply. Yeah

1:16:29

What you're trying to drop that immediately right after

1:16:31

yeah, why do you think he's not? No,

1:16:35

I don't know he wanted that's what's

1:16:37

weird he wanted this yeah, I know from ten

1:16:39

years ago he wanted yeah So

1:16:41

that's where I'm like, what's going on? Maybe he

1:16:43

has a retool after maybe the Whitney line made

1:16:46

him be like fuck I gotta go now We

1:16:48

gotta go harder harder you think we got it

1:16:50

We got to take it there now and maybe

1:16:52

he had that for later and now he's but

1:16:54

just I don't know But every day

1:16:56

that goes by it's he's looking weaker and

1:16:59

weaker I don't know if they got anything on

1:17:01

Drake if the only thing Rick Ross says is that his nose is fake Yeah,

1:17:04

I mean like if that's the only thing you're saying

1:17:06

I'm like, it's probably not something's going on because the

1:17:08

way that all these people turned on Drake He

1:17:11

did something like yeah He's fucked

1:17:14

enough girls and pillow talk probably enough where it's

1:17:16

like they got a lot of shit on him

1:17:18

or a reason to not Like what I heard

1:17:20

was what you What

1:17:23

I heard is my sample this

1:17:25

might get what I agree and you know

1:17:27

now that now that I'm involved in this

1:17:29

You know, I am privy to certain information

1:17:31

that a regulars like yourselves might not know

1:17:33

Metro hits you but uh, no No,

1:17:36

no, no, no. No, but what I heard is

1:17:38

that Now

1:17:41

that did a Drake and

1:17:43

his crew apparently have been like talking

1:17:46

Like tough guys street shit for a while

1:17:49

When and like doing a lot of subliminals

1:17:52

that maybe we're not even getting so it's

1:17:54

like really really inside shit. Mmm and that

1:17:58

Only the other people that were involved in the

1:18:00

lines back now. And

1:18:04

so they're like, you know, what are we doing? Like, why are

1:18:06

you acting street? Why are you acting

1:18:08

tough? Like, we're all mature, we're all old, we're

1:18:10

all making money, enough of this kind

1:18:12

of bullshit with you guys trying to act out

1:18:14

the shit. I'm sending the shots. That's just what

1:18:16

I heard. That's just what I heard. I mean,

1:18:18

that has been happening. I didn't even think that

1:18:20

was a private thing. Drake talks

1:18:23

about, don't come to the sex, you know, my

1:18:25

goons will take care of a lot of stuff. And

1:18:27

that does actually happen. I've heard this is true. There's

1:18:31

a lot of people that just want to be in his

1:18:33

favor. So it's like, they'll snatch a chain

1:18:35

and then Drake can get the chain back. And

1:18:37

now he looks like, hey, I'm big boss in

1:18:39

this town. But there's

1:18:42

definitely more. This is personal. Especially

1:18:45

for Ross, this is personal. Yeah.

1:18:48

Yeah, the Ross thing does feel- The weekend

1:18:50

shit, this is personal. The weekend shit felt

1:18:52

more personal than Ross. Ross, I hear some

1:18:55

people say, I'm like, this is beef that

1:18:57

they're gonna go on tour again, premeditated, which,

1:18:59

I don't know, Ross is going a little

1:19:01

too far with that, but the weekend shit

1:19:03

felt personal. Yeah, they've been not liking each

1:19:05

other for a while. Cause it goes back to

1:19:08

ever since like, I feel Drake

1:19:10

introduced the world to the weekend and he was

1:19:12

supposed to sign to Drake's label. He ended up

1:19:14

not signing to his label, then blows up. So

1:19:17

that's, you know, Drake is looking like that, at

1:19:19

that like, yo, I put you on and

1:19:22

I don't get compensated. But then

1:19:24

later on down the line, it's like, weekend claims

1:19:26

to be from Toronto. Drake says he's not from

1:19:28

Toronto. They moved to

1:19:31

LA. Oh, that was in that district.

1:19:33

There's some gay rumors or

1:19:35

references, like one of the managers of

1:19:40

weekend's label, XO, his name is Cash. He

1:19:43

is that guy supposedly in Toronto. He spends

1:19:45

a lot of money, but there's some rumored

1:19:48

stuff that, you know, maybe he might be

1:19:52

bi, you know? So, yeah. There's

1:19:56

a lot of personal behind the scenes stuff

1:19:58

going on. Why now? Why

1:20:01

now? I mean it's been brewing. This is like

1:20:04

Marvel. Yeah, that's really good.

1:20:06

That's fucking good. This should have been brewing for

1:20:08

a long time. This is 10 years later and

1:20:10

now we're finally getting our endgame. Yeah.

1:20:13

And I think people, I think once maybe

1:20:15

Kendrick came out and was there, they were

1:20:17

like, alright, now that Kendrick is here, I'm

1:20:20

a little more comfortable stepping out. Yeah. If it's just me,

1:20:22

I don't know about that. But

1:20:24

if Kendrick is there, I feel safe with

1:20:26

it. Yeah. But again, if that is the

1:20:28

actual track that Kendrick dropped, y'all miscalculated

1:20:31

the fuck out of this. He

1:20:33

better come with it. He got to

1:20:35

go ether. It's not strong enough. It

1:20:37

is crazy that like this is happening right

1:20:40

now and people are like, it's war. And

1:20:43

Israel is really invested in

1:20:45

this. And

1:20:49

people are like, there's a conflict over

1:20:51

there. This is war. Oh,

1:20:54

we owe an XO going at

1:20:56

it. It's war. It's endgame. It's

1:20:58

Avengers. What happened in the

1:21:00

Middle East? They will figure that shit out. We've got

1:21:02

war on our land. When

1:21:07

I ran sent the drones, I said the

1:21:09

most incentive taken the group chat. I was

1:21:11

like, oh, shit, Drake started war. Immediately

1:21:14

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to the show. What is happening over there?

1:24:12

World War III bucked off. That's what all

1:24:14

the... What you got... So

1:24:16

what exactly happened over the weekend? That's

1:24:18

all the news said. They're basically like,

1:24:21

look, Iran fired a bunch of drones,

1:24:23

ballistic missiles, cruise missiles into Israel. That

1:24:25

was the headline. World War III is

1:24:27

going crazy. First time that these two

1:24:29

nations, despite proxy wars intention, that they've

1:24:32

actually been direct attack ever in history.

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Wow. That's like a big deal. So in other

1:24:36

words, Israel has never

1:24:38

directly attacked Iran. Iran has never

1:24:40

directly attacked Israel. They've both attacked

1:24:42

their positions in other countries, i.e.

1:24:45

Syria. So Iran maybe blew up

1:24:47

some Israeli sites in Syria. Israel blew up, I

1:24:49

think, the embassy or something there. Okay,

1:24:51

got it. Got it. Got it. This

1:24:55

is what's going on. And why is it World War III?

1:24:57

Because these two nations, one, they're

1:24:59

both sovereign and both they have a lot

1:25:01

of military power. Obviously, Israel

1:25:03

has all of America. They got nuclear

1:25:06

weapons. Iran is working on a

1:25:08

nuclear program. Some people believe they have nuclear weapons. Some

1:25:10

people believe they can contract nuclear weapons through North Korea.

1:25:13

So it's like potentially two nuclear powers going at

1:25:15

it in like a hot war. Right.

1:25:20

And they all have allies that are supposed to step in. Right.

1:25:23

The boys are going to war then. You've got to be

1:25:25

there for the boys. Right. So

1:25:28

why is this happening? The real answer goes

1:25:30

back for a thousand years. The

1:25:34

close answer for why it's happening right now is that

1:25:37

on April 1st, Israel attacked

1:25:39

an embassy in Damascus in Syria,

1:25:41

an Iranian embassy. Got it. So

1:25:44

it depends on how you look at it. Right.

1:25:47

Give me all the looks. So it's like, depending

1:25:49

on the perspective you want to take, which again,

1:25:51

this is what we take. Who do

1:25:53

you want to go first? Okay. Okay.

1:25:56

You can take Iran. Yeah. Let's

1:25:58

go Iran first. And with the good guys.

1:26:01

Wait, what? There's an embassy in Syria, alright?

1:26:05

The embassy typically under international law

1:26:07

are like sovereign soil. Like

1:26:09

these are our nations and if

1:26:11

you attack an embassy, then you're basically attacking the nation. And there's

1:26:14

like different kind of rules on this. Embassies

1:26:16

have been attacked in the past historically. Our

1:26:18

embassy got attacked. Our embassy got attacked. John

1:26:20

Hillary Clinton handled that beautifully. Yeah, exactly. Like

1:26:22

Israel's embassy and Argentina got attacked in the

1:26:25

90s from Iran. Like a bunch

1:26:27

of people, it's like this is half of a fort and it

1:26:29

hasn't really been considered war, but under international law it is. So

1:26:32

if you attack an embassy, not a good look. So

1:26:34

basically Iran's like, yo, you just attacked our embassy. What the fuck? We

1:26:37

have to retaliate. And why did they attack it? So

1:26:40

Israel's perspective is that they basically got

1:26:42

intelligence that there's seven high ranking IRGC,

1:26:45

like basically Iranian government officials in

1:26:48

one building. Now the

1:26:50

building is technically the consulate next to

1:26:52

the embassy. Whoa. So it's like

1:26:55

an annex that's rented by the

1:26:58

embassy. So it's

1:27:00

not technically, they're like, it's not technically the

1:27:02

embassy. It is technically. It's not technically the

1:27:04

embassy. You are renting it. If

1:27:06

you check the record. It's not more. Look

1:27:09

at the tone, but technically. Look at it.

1:27:12

Yeah. So basically they

1:27:14

attacked the building right next to the embassy.

1:27:16

Shouldn't have been in the consulate. Should

1:27:18

have stayed in the embassy. Why

1:27:20

were you? They killed seven high

1:27:23

ranking Iranian officials, two civilian casualties.

1:27:25

Technically I was like a red, uh,

1:27:27

do you have these reports on that? Like

1:27:29

goes either way. But I think two civ

1:27:31

two civilians, one of the Iranian officials that

1:27:33

died was like a high ranking dude that

1:27:36

allegedly from Israeli intelligence was an architect of

1:27:38

the October 7th attacks. My

1:27:40

understanding is that maybe a couple of

1:27:42

them were also working with the, uh,

1:27:45

go. Yeah. So a bunch

1:27:47

of them were basically alleged to be like

1:27:50

arms dealers and like, uh, for Hezbollah. Yeah.

1:27:53

And like basically supply chain, uh, operatives

1:27:55

for Hezbollah and Hamas and

1:27:58

Hezbollah. is

1:28:00

up north in Lebanon where they're positioned. So if

1:28:02

the rockets are getting fired from their drones or

1:28:04

anything is getting fired from up north of Israel,

1:28:06

they're like, okay, if we can cut that off.

1:28:08

Now I don't know if that does

1:28:11

end up cutting it off. I think you can

1:28:13

just slide another person into that position. But that's-

1:28:15

How valuable these people are, according to obviously Israel's

1:28:17

actions, it seems like they saw these targets were

1:28:19

high value and hard to replace. Right. And

1:28:22

they're all in the same place at one time.

1:28:24

So they're trying to launch like a surgical attack

1:28:26

to neutralize these seven high value targets, to try

1:28:28

to stop money and weapons. Flowing

1:28:30

into Hezbollah in Lebanon, and also

1:28:33

getting retaliation for what some

1:28:35

people believe was an architect for October 7th. So

1:28:39

that's why Israel did it. Okay. So

1:28:41

now Iran's like, okay, you just attacked our embassy.

1:28:44

We can't look pussy and be like, all right,

1:28:46

you just killed our guys. So

1:28:48

now Iran's in a tricky position, right? They

1:28:50

get attacked and they're like, okay, if

1:28:53

we launch a full fledged war with

1:28:55

Israel- America comes in. America's getting involved-

1:28:57

Not war with America. This

1:29:00

is a huge problem. But if we do

1:29:02

nothing- Then everybody thinks we pussy. Exactly. Can't

1:29:04

have the world thinking we pussy because we got

1:29:06

these huge oil reserves. Yeah. They

1:29:08

start thinking that we pussy, we're not gonna defend ourselves.

1:29:11

Then all of a sudden these oil reserves ain't gonna

1:29:13

be Iranian anymore. They're gonna be whoever really wants

1:29:15

it. So they all link up. Ayatollah's in there. They're all

1:29:17

talking. Do we do a diss track? Do we do what

1:29:19

we like? What's the move, right? Yeah. So

1:29:21

they basically are like, all right, we're gonna launch a

1:29:23

bunch of drones. We're gonna launch the easiest things

1:29:25

to get shot down ever. And we're gonna do

1:29:27

a press conference 72 hours before. So

1:29:30

we're gonna do this press conference and we're gonna be like, hey. And

1:29:32

again, even this is disputed whether

1:29:34

you're on the left or right within Iran

1:29:36

and in Israel. So people on the right

1:29:38

in Israel would be like, no, this was

1:29:40

an aggravated attack. They were trying to kill

1:29:43

civilians and they're declaring war, a direct war,

1:29:45

not a proxy war on Israel. And

1:29:47

they're saying, if you look at the types of

1:29:49

missiles that were used, there's cruise missiles. There were

1:29:52

ballistic missiles. These are fast, these are hard

1:29:54

to intercept. These are trying

1:29:56

to kill people. If you look at kind of

1:29:58

like the left side, they'd be like, look, they're not. really

1:30:01

trying to kill people. They're letting you know. They're

1:30:03

letting you know. They're giving it's also launching from

1:30:05

Iran so it takes time to get

1:30:07

there. Remember Iran's not next door. Yeah. Yeah. This is

1:30:09

a... It's gotta fly over Jordan. It's gotta go. It's

1:30:12

gotta go a long way. So they basically hold press

1:30:14

conference. They're like, hey we're launching these things. Some

1:30:16

people think they tipped off, and then Yahoo, some people think

1:30:18

they tipped off the Americans. Like hey these drones are coming.

1:30:21

Just so you know. They launch all of them and

1:30:23

they don't overwhelm one specific area. They kind of launch

1:30:25

it in like a disparate kind of attack so that

1:30:27

it's easier to neutralize. Like if they were trying... Some

1:30:30

people are saying if they're trying to like hit something

1:30:32

specific, they would overwhelm one specific area that the Iron

1:30:34

Dome couldn't try to neutralize. So... And the way the

1:30:36

Iron Dome essentially functions is it sends its

1:30:38

own missile up and hits the target in

1:30:40

the air. Right? So if you

1:30:42

launch it all in one specific area, maybe those...

1:30:45

You can overwhelm the... Exactly. So that something would

1:30:47

go through. Again, this is a potential take. Obviously

1:30:49

if you're there and Israel you're seeing these missiles

1:30:51

launch, it looks pretty fucking hot. Looks pretty real

1:30:53

to you. Yeah. Right? Looks like something's

1:30:56

gonna land. Did anything land? So 99% of the

1:30:58

missiles were intercepted. Okay.

1:31:00

Missiles and drones. I'm using that word interchangeably.

1:31:03

99% were intercepted. Some did land and

1:31:05

one... There were no casualties. One like

1:31:07

young girl was injured. But I think she's in

1:31:10

a stable condition. I think there was some damage

1:31:12

to a military base. Military base, like an airbase

1:31:14

in one of the deserts. I've heard the name

1:31:16

of it was also damaged. But no casualties. And

1:31:18

so it's like... And then Iran, it seems like

1:31:20

based off their press release, which came out on

1:31:22

Twitter, which is just like so funny to me.

1:31:24

The countries are communicating through Twitter. They did all

1:31:26

caps. Like, America stay out of it. Is

1:31:30

my dad on Twitter? The one tweeting

1:31:33

this? But basically they're saying we're completely

1:31:35

happy with this attack. This is exactly

1:31:37

what we wanted. This is concluded. And we're

1:31:39

moving on. And we're moving on. Everyone shut

1:31:42

up. And so it seems

1:31:44

like they were happy with 99% interception

1:31:46

and that no one get injured. Which

1:31:48

indicates to me that Iran didn't really want to hit

1:31:51

a bunch of targets They're trying to pump their chest.

1:31:53

They're trying to save face. We can't look

1:31:55

closely. 100%. Nobody died. So you got no reason

1:31:57

to come back to us. look

1:32:00

like we got our get back. You

1:32:02

don't really need a get back. We

1:32:04

made, you spend a lot of money. I

1:32:07

think there's another component to this, which is the financial side.

1:32:10

So they shot and now they're saying no

1:32:12

beef? They're saying hey, we got our

1:32:14

get back. You killed our guys and they attacked

1:32:16

our embassy. They called it. They really jumbled it.

1:32:19

They just went straight, they were just like look,

1:32:21

we're even. It's a wash. Yeah, yeah. They

1:32:23

did, yeah they did, J. Cole. But they didn't go, we're

1:32:25

sorry for doing that. J. Cole was like I should have

1:32:27

never done that it's not my character. They were like we

1:32:29

got you back, didn't we? And

1:32:31

didn't they shoot back the building with the

1:32:33

Redhouset building? There were

1:32:36

missiles intercepted over it, but it doesn't look like

1:32:38

they were directly targeting it. But I don't know

1:32:40

exactly what the targets were. Because they too believe

1:32:42

in the Dome of the Rock. Like this is

1:32:44

a, you know, obviously historic site for them. But

1:32:47

that's why I'm like why wouldn't they shoot?

1:32:49

It seems like they're like hey, we went

1:32:51

back at you. Yeah, yeah. So it's like

1:32:53

you know, this wasn't true. Yeah, and

1:32:56

Iran, it doesn't seem like once a

1:32:58

direct. What'd you do? Like,

1:33:00

you can't mommy wink now. I was

1:33:02

like, oh yeah, we got you back. If you don't see the wink,

1:33:04

then you just don't understand. I just heard the hot

1:33:06

guys have a stroke on me. What the fuck

1:33:08

is happening? He said hey, hey, dude, we get

1:33:10

back to you. Yeah. Yeah.

1:33:13

Okay. But

1:33:17

it doesn't seem like Iran wants like a direct aggravated

1:33:19

like World War with Israel and America. It seems like

1:33:21

they want to retaliate as a show of force. Their

1:33:23

economy's not doing good and the eye of the toll

1:33:25

doesn't have a ton of support from

1:33:27

the public. From the Iranian people. So he's not like

1:33:29

in a position to be like, all right, we're doing

1:33:32

a ground invasion. So now we're

1:33:34

in a position where Israel, and

1:33:36

it seems like Netanyahu can actually use this as

1:33:38

leverage. Like Netanyahu's kind of like, yo, we don't

1:33:40

hate this idea of some type of direct conflict

1:33:42

with Iran. It's from the analysts that I've listened

1:33:44

to and the stuff that I've read. Because he's

1:33:46

now able to use this to deflect from what's

1:33:48

happening in Gaza. And the

1:33:51

second biggest, and maybe the biggest enemy to

1:33:53

Israel that's not Hamas is Western media. Like

1:33:55

the perception of the West. So

1:33:57

now he's able to be like, dude, we're getting attacked

1:33:59

from this major. nation that has potentially nuclear

1:34:01

warheads like we like we look

1:34:03

at us we're fucking getting rinsed over here we got

1:34:05

to do so yeah so they can get potentially more

1:34:07

money they can get more support from the West and

1:34:10

now you have more politicians like you know we gotta

1:34:12

we gotta back them up and the West has sympathy

1:34:14

for Gaza it does not have

1:34:16

sympathy for Iran it does not have

1:34:19

sympathy for the the

1:34:21

leadership that constantly say death to America

1:34:23

or death to the West yeah so

1:34:25

it's gonna be very hard to justify

1:34:27

supporting Iran over Israel and the situation

1:34:29

so even if there are people who

1:34:31

in America who do not like Israel

1:34:33

they dislike Iran more and

1:34:35

your enemy of your enemy is your friend so

1:34:38

it is it could be I don't know who

1:34:40

can potentially delay elections too so we can kind

1:34:42

of preserve that's what he needs to do I

1:34:44

think because I think he October 6 7

1:34:46

so he used as kind of like hey

1:34:48

this is good PR for us we're gonna

1:34:50

run with this and then that kind of

1:34:52

faded and then the West mainly

1:34:55

it seems like they switched him and like what

1:34:57

the fuck are y'all doing mm-hmm and now

1:34:59

that same thing could apply here but at a certain

1:35:01

point people will start to be like guys they sent

1:35:04

that there that was a bullshit attack you're just using

1:35:06

you know what I mean like over time the PR

1:35:08

war doesn't last yeah this thing only lasts for a

1:35:10

moment in time yeah said he's gonna get his get

1:35:12

back oh yeah in a

1:35:15

strong way that's that's what he said he

1:35:18

said we're gonna retaliate and America

1:35:20

basically said we're not going to participate in the

1:35:22

retaliation hmm so they were like we're you it's

1:35:25

up to you whatever you're gonna do but it

1:35:27

seems like America's trying to tell them like yo

1:35:29

chill yeah

1:35:31

and so it depends on if they

1:35:34

want to escalate it seems like it doesn't

1:35:36

really matter if America participates in retaliation it

1:35:38

matters if America defends Israel from what Iran

1:35:41

will do next mmm

1:35:43

right they probably will okay so then they

1:35:45

have car plants to do whatever they want

1:35:47

yeah they're all right like to the argument

1:35:50

so it's like yeah go on do your thing

1:35:52

do whatever you want as long as daddy is

1:35:54

here to bail you out when shit hits the

1:35:57

fucking fan but that's basically their bluff to say

1:35:59

will America defend Like they have so

1:36:01

like even in this attack the money is

1:36:03

interesting that you brought up So yeah, it

1:36:05

seems like a Ron shot I forget how

1:36:07

many like couple hundred like drones ballistic missiles

1:36:09

some people put the total of like six

1:36:11

to ten million dollars for that Attack yeah,

1:36:13

and then the missile defense the iron dome

1:36:15

I put the majority of the missiles it

1:36:17

seems like from what I read were shot

1:36:19

down from American fighter jets It was yeah,

1:36:21

because the Houthis I think also launched some

1:36:23

and I think that Hezbollah also launched at

1:36:25

the same, right? So it's American fighter jets.

1:36:27

There's I believe Jordanian Jordan

1:36:30

and then some people let Saudi Arabia, but it's not positive

1:36:32

whether or not Saudi I think Egypt too Yeah, but there

1:36:34

was other countries that were supportive of this and it makes

1:36:36

sense that the missiles are flying over your country You want

1:36:38

to take any route neutral that stuff in their airspace? Yeah,

1:36:40

and it's also interesting for Iran

1:36:43

to basically say oh which countries are going to

1:36:45

shoot down our ship so they get to kind

1:36:47

of test like oh We're

1:36:49

waging some type of hot war which countries are

1:36:51

letting it happen and which ones are gonna shoot

1:36:53

down our man I don't know if they can

1:36:56

get this data, but it would be quite interesting

1:36:58

that they're learning where all the anti missile defense

1:37:01

Systems are hmm. So not

1:37:03

just the iron dome They

1:37:05

learned where their missiles can get

1:37:08

shot down from Egypt from

1:37:10

Jordan Yeah, any other place

1:37:13

in the pathway and

1:37:15

they I don't know if that data can if that

1:37:17

data is present I don't know if there's some way

1:37:19

where like the drones themselves can see a missile coming

1:37:21

and from where it was shot But they would have

1:37:23

the locations and I don't know if that change is

1:37:25

routing but that could be valuable data for them for

1:37:27

war In the future. Yeah, I'm sure they're pulling intelligence,

1:37:29

but the money the defense Again,

1:37:32

the attack was like six to ten mil the

1:37:34

defense I get depending on which source

1:37:37

Was like 1.6 billion Jesus.

1:37:40

So it's super expensive So it's a money game and

1:37:42

that's the thing about wars like where's the money game?

1:37:44

Yeah, well We think once we get into war that

1:37:46

shit is just free Yeah, right But you need to

1:37:48

pay for each bullet you need to pay for each

1:37:50

bombing to pay for each drone And I think that

1:37:52

was what happened with the war the proxy war in

1:37:54

Afghanistan between the US and Russia We're basically

1:37:57

we armed. I

1:37:59

think Afghanistan soldiers

1:38:01

with these like anti helicopter

1:38:04

missiles. They were like

1:38:06

that you could use from the ground you

1:38:08

just throw it up on your shoulder. So

1:38:10

a helicopter cost millions of dollars. One of

1:38:12

these missiles cost thousands. Yeah eventually

1:38:15

Russia's like this is too expensive. We can't have

1:38:17

our helicopter shot down every single fucking time with

1:38:19

these thousand dollar missiles. Yeah. So

1:38:21

there is a version where it's a

1:38:23

war of financial attrition. Yeah. But

1:38:26

why such the big difference. I

1:38:28

also got the numbers as estimates. It wasn't

1:38:31

like officially released. So there might not be

1:38:33

it might not be those exact numbers but

1:38:35

it's a really really different amount. I can

1:38:37

also see blindly sending of a weapon as

1:38:40

opposed to intercepting that weapon at

1:38:42

an exact point in time and making sure they

1:38:44

collide. That just takes a lot more technology. You

1:38:46

see what I'm saying. The constant shooting a gun

1:38:48

versus if you had a gun that you could

1:38:51

shoot that then would hit the bullet of the

1:38:53

gun coming at you. Yeah but I've that system

1:38:56

is already in place. I'm sure it's

1:38:58

money to keep maintaining it but

1:39:00

still it's like the cost really

1:39:02

is just the missile that went up to defend

1:39:04

it. Mm-hmm. Or it didn't like shoot it down.

1:39:06

I understand what you're saying. It's the intelligence and

1:39:08

the intelligence you pay for once and then you

1:39:10

just have to put that intelligence into whatever missile

1:39:13

it is. I understand what he's coming from but

1:39:15

let's just let's just assume right now that it

1:39:17

is more expensive for some reason. Mm-hmm. There is

1:39:19

that financial liability. Yeah. That Jordan,

1:39:21

Israel, America, maybe Saudi, maybe Egypt

1:39:23

have to take on and how

1:39:25

much longer will they take it

1:39:27

on? Mm-hmm. That's the question.

1:39:29

Yeah. Could it also be a shot

1:39:32

to Israel like look you're gonna shoot all these

1:39:34

down but it's gonna be expensive if you're gonna

1:39:36

try to kill our people just know that that

1:39:38

shit is gonna cost you. Like

1:39:40

Israel specifically don't do this again because it's

1:39:42

not worth it financially for you to kill

1:39:44

our people. No no it's the

1:39:47

other way expensive. Israel

1:39:49

had to pay 1.6 billion right? Yeah. So it on could be

1:39:51

saying to Israel look don't if you kill our people we're gonna

1:39:53

make you spend a lot of money. We might have a little

1:39:55

more with you but you're gonna spend a lot of fucking money

1:39:57

and it won't be worth it. I got you. Yeah yeah. Yeah,

1:40:00

yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, there's a version of

1:40:02

it. I mean you only have so much money for a

1:40:04

military budget so Yeah,

1:40:07

I don't know. So what do you think happened? So

1:40:09

now we wait basically for Israel to retaliate and

1:40:11

do you think they will? Because it seems like the US is like

1:40:13

yo chill the fuck out It depends why

1:40:15

so people are inspecting like with Passover Like

1:40:18

would they try to instigate that and then

1:40:20

potentially face further escalation during Passover? Mmm, like

1:40:22

how's over I think it starts from like

1:40:25

now or like a week or a couple days Like

1:40:27

it's like about to happen. Okay 20

1:40:30

seconds to April 30th. Yes like a week

1:40:32

So basically it's like and these things move kind of

1:40:34

slow So like this thing happened the first and then

1:40:36

the retaliation was the 14th. So like there's a two-week

1:40:39

span So it's like they have time whether or not

1:40:41

they do it in the window. It might be like

1:40:43

a month later So I

1:40:45

think with Soleimani when the

1:40:47

US neutralized him the Iranian

1:40:49

leader They retaliated like a month later

1:40:51

on like a base Which again didn't

1:40:53

I don't think killed anyone or like it just like

1:40:56

hit the bit hit the base But they gave some

1:40:58

warning which again, it's just like a show of force

1:41:00

like hey you attack our guy We're coming back at

1:41:02

you. Yeah, so yeah, it's just a matter of waiting

1:41:04

And then if they basically try to climb the escalation

1:41:06

ladder America might have to get

1:41:09

involved. There might be like a plea. It's so crazy

1:41:11

listening to these like analysts Yeah, like they have like

1:41:14

the people that are profiting directly for more.

1:41:16

Yeah on the TV channels Yeah, and they're

1:41:18

like, what do you think we should do

1:41:20

about this? I'm like we need to nuke

1:41:22

Iran. Yeah, what is going on? Yeah, this

1:41:24

is crazy But like a lot of them

1:41:26

are like, yeah We need to like take out their nuclear

1:41:28