The three best friends that anybody could have are back again! We talk about what we were like in high school and our glow ups. Size does matter, and the pee flap in men’s underwear is weird. Our first kisses were all awkward. Listen to us ramb

Cheat or Be Cheated On?

Nov 7th, 2020 50m 21s

The boys talk about hot leaf juice, what store bought ranch is the best, the greatest cartoons, Chase serenades us with some jokes and Sharpe is an outright spaz. Oh, and we have a new segment.

Fuck 12

Oct 30th, 2020 53m 4s

This is episode twelve, but we don’t fuck with cops so... Sharpe, Carp, and Chase talk about Thanksgiving and what it means to us, mainly critiquing various dishes. Somehow we get on the topic of roller rinks. Would Carp rather be penis-less or

Sitting Down to Pee

Oct 20th, 2020 56m 4s

The trio of degenerates are back and better than ever. What’s actually in 1000 Island dressing? Ranch in the midwest and what it means to us Hoosiers. Is it feminine to sit down to pee? We also discuss our categories of gay men that we would id

Sorry 4 the Wait

Sep 22nd, 2020 46m 9s

Sharpe, Carp, and Chase are back after a slight hiatus. What is “being 911’d?” Just catching up after weeks of being sad boys.

Bro Code

Aug 18th, 2020 47m 22s

The Three Amigos come back, a couple days late, with another forty-seven minute roller coaster of complete and utter nonsense. We talk about what Bro Code means to us. Our weekly "Would You Rather" was picking between a mouth full of ketchup or

WAP - White Ass Podcast

Aug 10th, 2020 37m 25s

The Beanbag Boys come back with our humor by popular demand. Tim Tebow, “would you rather be in a coma for 10 years and live without shoes and socks for 10 years?”, 90s things, lyric criticisms, and much more!

Thick or Thin, Still Goin’ In

Aug 3rd, 2020 42m 42s

“What Cookie Are You?” catching up about the weddings we went to, Colorado trip for Carp and Chase, a bad date story, and the Sweet Chin Music moment of the week!

Part Time Hippie

Jul 26th, 2020 26m 27s

The trio discusses sweet chin music’ing celebrities, what we hate in bed, our dating profiles, swearing at children, and the would you rather of the week? Oral sex or cheese...

Scary Head

Jul 20th, 2020 34m

Sharpe, Chase, and Carp talk about bathroom right and wrongs, eye contact during oral sex scares Chase, who we think is a bad lay in Hollywood (but also good lays), how no one gets laid for posting WarZone wins, and Batman being sexualized.

Sex Tape Fiasco

Jul 13th, 2020 38m 50s

In this episode, Carp talks about how his sex tape was sent to the poor girl’s father on accident. “What’s It Called,” eating butt, and pick up lines are also included, and much more!

Vinegar Strokes

Jul 6th, 2020 30m 33s

Aggressively Average presents its third episode! Topics include but are not limited to; Sweet Chin Music, piss your pants hilarious movies, and short men (Carp)