At first you don't succeed, build an even bigger and more dangerous theme park! If only they had lawyers around to tell the Jurassic Park and Jurassic World crew that all of this is a terrible idea. From simple negligence to BEAR LAW, from the endangered species act to the patenting of living creatures, Sarah, Meredith and guest Matt Fink discuss the myriad of tort claims raised by the Jurassic Park series. 

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Join Ad Absurdum next month on March 3rd as they discuss the downfall of Gotham civilization in The Dark Knight Rises.

Artwork by Meredith Rose

Opening music by Adam Lord