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Let's get this dinner party started. Wow.

1:06

Question one and your starter for a perfect

1:08

ten was this. How many

1:10

different colors are on the national flag of

1:12

Greece? And the answer is there are

1:15

two colors and they are blue and red. Hello

1:21

and welcome to the Abroad in Japan podcast. Probably

1:23

the best way I've learned about life in Japan

1:26

without actually being in Japan. I'm your host, Chris

1:28

Broad, but joined as always by England's top Japan

1:30

enthusiast, Mr. Pete Darlson himself. Pete, how

1:32

the devil are you doing? Hi, I'm

1:35

just waving. Hello. Hope you're well. Chris,

1:37

since you've been away doing

1:39

your cycling and stuff, I've done so much

1:41

stuff. I've been doing

1:43

my own cyclo-thon, AKA flying to

1:45

New York, driving an electric car

1:48

down to Philadelphia, going

1:50

to all of the indie shows around WrestleMania,

1:52

attending WrestleMania, driving back up to

1:54

New York, seeing an eclipse and then coming home.

1:57

Oh, fuck, you saw the eclipse. You lucky round- Saw

1:59

the eclipse. It was just basically,

2:01

the eclipse wasn't that interesting because we've

2:03

obviously experienced them before in London but

2:05

the thing that was interesting was that

2:08

every time I was in a Walgreens

2:10

or a CVS people would

2:12

just run in like three, four

2:14

hours before the eclipse would arrive going have

2:16

you got any of the eclipse glasses? And

2:19

like people were putting

2:21

out signs saying we don't have any of these eclipse

2:23

glasses it's just really

2:25

funny that I had no idea eclipse glasses were

2:27

a thing like a can of

2:29

coke or a shoe that you could buy

2:32

who makes these eclipse

2:35

glasses and they've clearly made too many because

2:37

everyone had them but it

2:39

just made me laugh that for one day and

2:41

one day alone people were just running into every

2:43

shop unrelated to anything eyeglassware

2:46

and asking for these eclipse glasses,

2:49

absolutely fascinating There's a man

2:51

in America, he's been waiting his whole

2:53

life for this moment making his eclipse

2:55

glasses today's the day I make

2:57

my money all the time I don't

2:59

know why he sounds like that, he's not

3:02

his American but he's made a profit It

3:05

was interesting, it was really interesting kind of

3:07

driving down from New York in

3:09

an electric car because yeah, I

3:11

mean if you live in a city, like if

3:13

you live in Philadelphia which is where we were,

3:15

which is where I had to get the old

3:17

car charged up the,

3:21

what, a Mustang Bolt? It was some kind of

3:23

car called the Bolt Chevy Bolt

3:27

Chevy Bolt It

3:29

takes like seven hours to charge and

3:31

I couldn't find anywhere to charge apart

3:34

from those really expensive kind of overnight

3:36

sort of car parks and even then

3:38

you couldn't find a charging port It

3:41

was a real logistical fucking nightmare

3:43

getting this blummin' thing charged because

3:45

you got to charge it back up to give it back

3:47

to the car hire place which is another kind of car

3:51

and I thought, you know what, I'm going to be a good

3:53

guy I'm going to get myself a little electric I've been casted five times as much

3:56

have a little, have a little What

3:58

did you choose to electric car? She's

4:00

an electric car though. I've never driven an electric car,

4:02

wanted to see what it was like. Turns out, difficult

4:05

to administrate in a busy city. I

4:08

know EV car sales are

4:11

down quite a bit at the moment actually. Tesla's

4:13

laying off quite a bit of

4:15

their workforce, 10% or something. I

4:17

mean, I've been to Tesla, kind of cool,

4:19

it's all right. I don't really like having

4:22

just one big screen, everything on one screen.

4:24

I like buttons because when

4:26

you're driving, you know

4:28

where the buttons are. Attack time. Attack

4:30

feedback, yeah. Yeah. I think,

4:32

I could see you getting a little Cybertruck

4:34

action in there. No. Packing

4:36

it up outside your city pile. I

4:39

don't know, I don't know how I feel about the Cybertruck.

4:41

It looks cool but also

4:43

shit. It's funny. I mean,

4:45

everything that's gone wrong with them is very

4:47

funny, Ross. Yeah, like the door. The

4:50

door doesn't shut properly. It's like,

4:52

whatever you do, don't watch the

4:55

Cybertruck. The fit and finish of

4:57

a Tesla is well exposed. Nothing

5:00

ever lines up. Nothing ever looks like it's been

5:02

put together properly. It's good stuff. Oh,

5:05

Chris. Oh, oh. Speaking of

5:07

cars. Speaking

5:09

of cars, it's

5:11

been a long journey. We've died in

5:14

October time. But

5:16

the Toyota Century is finally

5:19

on the road with legal

5:21

role plates. Just

5:23

outside my house right now, I'm very

5:26

pleased with myself, Chris. Well done. I've got a chance

5:28

to drive it. I've been very ill and very busy.

5:30

Oh, shit. This

5:34

is a landmark moment. A narrative. It

5:36

really is. It's taken nine

5:38

months to play out. It's been a big situation for a

5:41

long time. So maybe I'll do some filming with it and

5:44

we'll stick the video at the end of the podcast or something. But

5:47

yeah, it's here. It's

5:49

long. My neighbors think that I'm

5:51

a decade. It's not good. My

5:55

government. I mean, can we

5:57

do a podcast in it or a segment?

6:00

Yeah, I could do a podcast. I could run anything into it.

6:05

We've got a feature in one of these

6:07

videos. It's been talked about so much more

6:09

than anything else. I don't

6:11

even know. I think I've seen

6:13

one photo of it on the

6:15

back of a truck or something

6:18

in Southampton where we ended up.

6:20

That's amazing. From the

6:22

grit and grime of Yokohama to

6:24

the macabre streets of Essex. I

6:26

think it's from Bepo. I think

6:28

it's originally from

6:31

Bepo. A lot of sun

6:33

damage from the paint. But precious little

6:35

rust which is good. Well

6:37

Bepo's famous for having the biggest hot spring

6:39

town in Japan. Maybe the Solman. The

6:42

car up. He knows. It's very steamy. Well

6:46

done. Well done. Is it fun to drive around?

6:49

I love it. The traction control light

6:51

is on so that doesn't work. We

6:53

didn't have traction control

6:56

in the 70s did we? If

6:58

I drive a vintage car they don't have

7:00

traction control. They just have car control. I'm

7:03

comfortable. I'll get it fixed at some point. I

7:05

just need to start driving

7:07

it. The first big job is driving into

7:09

Stack Towers tomorrow morning for a

7:11

football ramble show. We'll see how that

7:13

one gets on. See how we get on there.

7:16

Can you imagine just crashing it on your journey

7:18

into London or this journey? That's

7:21

eminently possible I'm sure. The

7:23

traction control's not working. The

7:25

traction control's not working. Well

7:27

good luck to you. Good

7:30

luck to you. Let's hope it

7:32

makes the journey in one piece. Yeah me too. That

7:34

would be a very tragic end to this narrative,

7:38

this story. Epic story. We've got a

7:40

story from Katie. He

7:42

says, hey there Chris and Pete. On our trip to

7:44

Japan my wife, 31 female and

7:46

I, 30 female, kept running into funny

7:48

interactions with locals where I, a 5

7:51

foot masculine lesbian, kept being referred to

7:53

as my wife's small boy child. My

7:56

wife is 5 foot 6 female presenting and her Japanese is

7:58

pretty good so she's a good guy. she was able to

8:00

translate for me. A full tattoo sleeve

8:02

and bedonkers of my own would not consider

8:05

a single soul that I was a 30-year-old

8:07

lady and not a small boy travelling with

8:09

his mother. Need to get a sweeter card?

8:11

The kind lady kept asking my wife how

8:13

old her son was and was very confused

8:16

when we said that we needed two adult

8:18

sweeter cards. Need to find the laundry room

8:20

in our hotel? I was currently escorted to

8:22

the laundry machines in the men's washroom. Need

8:25

to get museum tickets? My wife was asked

8:27

if she needed one adult and one child

8:29

ticket. No hate to the locals at

8:31

all. These interactions were taken fully in jest and

8:33

my wife and I have a new hilarious inside

8:36

joke between the two of us. We know that

8:38

gay marriage isn't legal yet in Japan so

8:41

we were very conscious of keeping PDA to

8:43

an absolute minimum. Love the podcast and your

8:45

YouTube content. Wishing you guys all the best

8:47

from Ottawa, Canada, Katie. Okay,

8:50

I mean you say that you were keeping PDA

8:52

to an absolute minimum but imagine if at

8:54

the point in which they are

8:56

assuming that you're travelling with a small

8:59

child you've just started absolutely going for

9:01

it Macon. That'd be hilarious. That'd be

9:03

so good. They'd be so like, what

9:06

the hell? Yes. Oh

9:09

my God. Brilliant. My lord.

9:11

But yeah, no, I mean at least you

9:13

could have got some child price ticket savings

9:16

instead of the cheekbones. I know. I mean,

9:18

Alexa, show me what looking a gift horse

9:20

in the mouth is all about. Guys, you

9:22

could have got some bloody cheap

9:25

tickets. Honestly. Gay

9:29

marriage, it's not yet legal in Japan

9:31

is it? But then there's places that

9:33

do sort of, they're

9:35

getting there, Tokyo and Sapporo,

9:37

right? They're getting there but

9:40

not. I think at this point, I think

9:42

Katie and her partner would probably take

9:44

a bit of gay women that have

9:47

visibility because they're clearly not enough of it.

9:51

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't

9:53

think in 12 years I've really met many

9:56

like gay folks here. It's very under

9:59

the radar. like it's not like just

10:02

nothing here they keep it very concealed

10:04

I think the message here Chris is

10:06

if you work in a museum check

10:09

the badonkers clearly clearly

10:13

but yeah that must be trippy that must

10:15

be trippy coming Japan like that just people

10:17

reacting to it but yeah

10:21

cool all I'm hearing is

10:23

a lot of missed opportunities

10:25

for absolute chaos there are

10:27

bars they like it I

10:29

mean Shinjuku is

10:36

good for that my first night in Tokyo

10:38

in Japan ever I went to a gay

10:40

club I was kind of cool everyone's really

10:42

fun man. It was in Shinjuku area but

10:44

like any gay area it's

10:49

like I used to live in all Compton

10:51

Street it's like one gay

10:53

female bar and then and then the rest is

10:55

just lads having pints. This

11:01

week though we've got a story that has

11:04

nothing to do with anything we've talked about. Usually I

11:06

find the segue I'm not that good at it this

11:09

time basically sushi sushi is on

11:11

its way out or rather the

11:13

good old-fashioned conveyor belt sushi restaurants

11:16

are on their way out because

11:18

hygiene and it mainly

11:20

involves lots of people doing

11:23

bad things that shoot sushi restaurants but

11:25

also lots of waste as well. Phyllis

11:27

MP what's going on in the world

11:29

of sushi in Japan? Well it's simple

11:31

it's simple really Chris the

11:34

recent spirit of viral videos that we featured

11:36

on this very channel about

11:38

pranksters tampering with the

11:40

dishes that are passing along on a plate there's

11:43

a real lack of kind of consumer

11:46

confidence I think in that that food just simply because

11:48

of a couple of viral

11:50

videos where some idiot has done

11:52

something stupid. The customers are just

11:55

not into the conveyor belt sushi

11:57

anymore obviously conveyor belt sushi is a very good

11:59

idea. about sushi by its very nature

12:01

is slightly wasteful in a society that

12:04

doesn't really respect that kind of behavior.

12:07

And also these recent videos have

12:09

kind of made it clear that

12:11

people just aren't into convey belt

12:13

sushi at the moment. And one of

12:15

the Kaiten sushi giants is reportedly doing

12:17

away with the convey belt concept and

12:19

they're just basically having the

12:22

classic, I've got a menu, I ask

12:24

someone for what I want or order on an

12:26

iPad and deliver an order where

12:28

people just sort of rock up with the food with

12:30

dishes. Which

12:32

presumably Chris must be absolutely

12:35

brilliant for employment. Surely

12:40

if you're replacing a convey belt with a human,

12:42

we're fighting back against the AI. I

12:44

think this is fantastic. Not quite there because

12:46

they still use the convey belts to send the

12:48

orders out. So the convey belt basically, I think

12:51

it's their ending. You know how they put

12:53

the fish out and it goes

12:55

around in circles for half an hour and they take it

12:57

off. Which is cool if you're hungry and you

12:59

want to get the food straight away. They get rid

13:01

of that but they're keeping it

13:03

where the fish is delivered to you on

13:05

the convey belt still. Okay, so you're still

13:07

kind of like, so you're turning it on,

13:10

turning it off. Yeah, so like

13:12

you'll order your salmon and it'll come like five

13:14

minutes later or whatever down the convey belt. I

13:16

think it's good though because I never really like

13:18

the idea of eating like, un-fresh,

13:20

like crappy fish that's been

13:23

going around for half an hour, getting heat, like

13:25

getting hot and going to shit.

13:28

So I'm all for it. And also, you know, even

13:31

though the odds of somebody doing

13:33

something to the sushi or whatever

13:35

is low, when you see somebody

13:37

like licking bottles or licking things

13:40

and sticking them on the conveyor

13:42

belt, it does make you think,

13:44

oh, what's happened to the things on

13:46

the convey belt that have been going

13:48

around for three hours past 200 people,

13:50

has somebody done anything? So

13:53

it's not always the case that they've

13:56

got plastic over them. When I first moved here,

13:58

you know, you just have the fish. completely

14:00

bare to the world just going around

14:02

in circles and I think

14:05

Covid has kind of eliminated that because people

14:07

coughing all over the food you know

14:10

it doesn't really go well with it doesn't really fit with

14:12

Japan's image does it of like being this clean

14:14

place where you know the

14:17

food's just going around a bacteria

14:19

museum effectively. Producer

14:22

David pointed out that video

14:24

from TMZ caught on a

14:26

hot camera what looks like

14:29

it looks like a kind

14:31

of that's not the word it

14:33

looks like it was a donut

14:35

shop basically and the singer-songwriter Popstroll

14:38

Ariana Grande is basically just

14:41

licking donuts on the counter. I

14:43

mean people would want those donuts what's the

14:46

ethics behind that? Eight years ago all right

14:48

yeah Ariana Grande's new boyfriend got upstaged by

14:50

her tongue which got David's

14:52

got some powdered donuts I mean if

14:55

you are in the business of licking stuff they

14:58

are in shops you

15:01

really have to be careful that you're not

15:03

being caught on camera you need to know

15:05

where the camera is guys. I would like

15:07

to think our listeners don't lick day nuts

15:09

for pleasure or fun. I don't

15:13

know what's she thinking Pete

15:15

what's going through her mind? I want

15:17

some icing sugar in my mouth. It's probably the

15:20

thing of that. I mean

15:22

it's always Ariana Grande these stories like remember

15:24

when she she

15:28

tattooed Shichidan onto her wrist or something

15:30

like she had a song called Seven

15:32

Rings and they fucked up the

15:35

kanji and it was like small barbecue grill

15:37

and it was not what she you

15:39

know Ariana Grande didn't have

15:42

an obsession with Japan's tiny barbecue

15:44

grills but I think

15:46

that's actually quite a good tattoo. He's somebody

15:48

who loves barbecue. I would get it

15:50

on my wrist. Don't lick

15:52

food on a barbecue that's what I would say. It's

15:55

probably a bad idea I think. But

15:57

yeah I mean so don't worry guys the world

15:59

has compared about sushi isn't entirely coming to

16:01

an end, but I think the

16:04

bit that isn't that good is coming

16:06

to an end. And I did always like in the UK, I

16:08

know we've got like Yo Sushi where they have the conveyor belts

16:10

as well, and I know they still

16:12

do it where they have the crappy food going

16:14

round in circles all day. Well the good stuff,

16:16

you've got to order special anywhere, the Karaage and

16:18

stuff, you've got to press your little button and

16:21

order it that way. It's always

16:23

like the crap stuff, never the

16:25

premium stuff that's been flown around. It's not a true

16:28

conveyor belt sushi place for me. And

16:32

also the fact the food is shit is

16:35

also not a good conveyor belt sushi restaurant.

16:38

Yeah, but on the

16:40

cycle we went to Sushi once or twice, Hamazushi

16:42

is a really good chain and

16:44

yeah, if you're in town, Hamazushi

16:47

is a good one. And also Sushi's

16:49

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16:52

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we're back with the fax machine. What have we got this week from

21:11

our listeners Mr. Dolson. Got a message from

21:13

Adam from New York City. Hi Chris and Pete, my

21:15

wife and I are talking to Japan and mate and

21:18

wondering if we need a pocket WiFi. Our

21:20

cell phone carrier says we will have 5G coverage

21:22

everywhere we're going but I've seen so many people

21:24

suggesting pocket WiFi. It has me

21:26

wondering is phone service unreliable. What have we

21:28

got to Tokyo, Kyoto and Osaka. Thanks so

21:30

much. Relatively new listener but

21:32

loving the show. Adam, I will jump

21:34

in here because obviously Chris is a

21:37

resident of Japan. I

21:39

went to New York and

21:41

Philadelphia recently for WrestleMania and my

21:44

local EE in London was

21:47

charging me like something six quid a day for 150 megabytes.

21:52

150 megabytes. Awful. Absolutely

21:55

awful. But there is a company

21:57

called Ubigii Who we spoke

21:59

about before. nah sponsor non often who

22:01

do a sin so if your phone

22:03

is he seemed compatible am I would

22:05

recommend you get in and pan if

22:07

your phone services let you down at

22:09

just get the you beat Eu Biggie

22:12

app and am is this and you'll

22:14

edu basically got the all around the

22:16

world if garlic all a difference and

22:18

he seems as the data and you

22:20

could use use the a Sim for

22:22

dare to returning your mobile phone number

22:24

what's happening you know normally do so

22:26

the form thinks the a zone to

22:28

use that for debt basically. So it's

22:30

a it's a really interesting, an easy

22:32

and painless system and and something the

22:35

I took full use of a while

22:37

I was in America. above used in

22:39

Japan as well in that was really

22:41

good them coverage saw Get there if

22:43

it doesn't work. Don't. Worry you'd have

22:45

to go hunting around like the yeah that

22:47

is a the back streets of Japan for

22:50

I'm said sir dare touch discover who Biggie

22:52

ah a said no other companies do it

22:54

I'm chef but I'm it seems a general

22:56

the way towards again I don't think the

22:58

afterlife i get dizzy caucus external thing going

23:00

to carry around very is a very light

23:02

we've moderate a mulatto many of those are

23:05

the i mean and groups were one of

23:07

us as lost as in like a busy

23:09

night club has since like a big hot

23:11

and and and it if you use it

23:13

quite a lot all. If it

23:15

is kind of like flowing into now

23:17

is that reception they get bloody hot

23:19

like really hot pebbles, hundred Asia know

23:22

I they'll say oh wait we tried

23:24

to use them as he could generate

23:26

roster pantsuit a while by a chance

23:28

to ship but ties Soviet the Sims,

23:30

the way to get to free the

23:32

see jets, aloe cranky Chris and premium

23:34

pizza.com First time travel to Japan with

23:36

next to no command of a language.

23:38

Is it wise to be getting connecting

23:40

flights from Tokyo on arrival into the

23:43

country? Was Usman right to be bombarded.

23:45

With information of the airport when turbo

23:47

jet lagged and adding pressure to make

23:49

connections are connections pretty straightforward offshore? Just

23:51

go to take your hotel. Any advice

23:53

is appreciated. thank you are readily. Ah

23:55

no it's really easy. Like.

23:58

i still the time when i lived in north Japan

24:00

in Yamagata, right? Getting to

24:02

Tokyo, literally at the airport,

24:04

there'll be a sign being like, connecting flights this

24:07

way, Tokyo, fun that way, and you just go,

24:09

and it's easy. A friend of mine

24:11

is in Hokkaido now, and he just went

24:14

straight to Haneda and got on the first

24:16

flight to Hokkaido Direct, so easy

24:18

peasy. It would be

24:20

more stressful to leave. He

24:23

remembers domestic

24:25

time, well

24:28

done. Speedy Japanese has returned

24:32

with limited vocabulary, unless

24:36

you're in an airport. Konnichiya, gentlemen. This

24:38

is Hannah from Sweden. Thank

24:40

you for your work on the podcast, bringing

24:43

you entertaining stories week after week. I have

24:45

a question related to the new Japanese film,

24:47

Perfect Days, a film about a toilet cleaner

24:49

in Tokyo who finds joy and beauty in

24:51

the smallest moments of life. I want to

24:53

watch this film, actually, I've heard good things.

24:56

My question to you both is, what are

24:58

the coolest toilets you visited in Tokyo and

25:00

the rest of Japan? Keep up the great

25:02

work on the podcast. Best Hannah from Sweden,

25:04

the best toilet in Japan. I mean,

25:08

I went to the bloody toilets that I

25:10

think are in this film, the ones near

25:13

Harajuku. Where they're

25:16

like transparent and you close the door and lock

25:18

it and it goes opaque. And

25:20

I went and it was just like,

25:22

today the toilets are broken, so just

25:25

opaque. Thank God it wasn't just

25:27

transparent. The

25:29

limitations exposed. It's

25:31

quite a leap of faith, isn't it, to go into a

25:33

toilet where the walls are electronically

25:35

transparent or opaque. What if you're

25:37

just sitting there and suddenly it

25:40

flickers off? Anyway, luckily, yeah,

25:43

the best toilet. What's

25:45

the best toilet you've been to,

25:48

Pete? They're always the ones that

25:50

are in public parks because

25:52

it's really hot. There's always

25:54

the risk of getting a spider nibbling on

25:56

you, really. a

26:00

lot of, or also like truck stop bathrooms

26:03

as well where there's always pictures

26:05

up saying watch out for this

26:07

spider which makes for

26:09

a really exciting ablution I think.

26:13

Spider toilets. Yeah. I

26:16

mean, yeah, I mean, what I'm glad

26:18

is that they've definitely done a good

26:20

job getting rid of the traditional Japanese

26:23

style toilets. Each year I've

26:25

noticed they are disappearing. That can only be a

26:27

good thing. The fact that I've only used, the

26:29

last time I used one was probably like eight

26:31

years ago is very exciting

26:33

because I remember when I first came here they

26:35

were a lot more widespread particularly in parks and

26:37

things. And when you're desperate to use the

26:39

bathroom and you go in and it's like a squat toilet

26:42

and you just, I, to this day I still don't know

26:44

how fucking things work. The fact that

26:46

they've gone almost extinct can

26:48

only be a good thing. Yeah. And

26:51

if you meet a spider in there,

26:53

a cheeky bonus as well. Keep the

26:56

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26:58

or leave a comment down below on YouTube. For

27:00

now though guys, have yourself a great few days.

27:03

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