we're starting the year off RIGHT, my pretties! my intrepid co-host and i recorded this ep around july (???) of 2021, and i've finally gotten around to delivering you the GOODS. we're reviewing star trek: voyager's 11th episode of season 1, "st

garth (s1 ep10: prime factors)

Oct 2nd, 2021 1h 37m

it's episode 10, babes! we're like. almost halfway through szn 1. we're in this show for the long haul, babies. my daring co-host (kyra) and i wax poetic about the voyager episode "prime factors." the technology to get our heroes home is so clo

hiccups (s1 ep9: emanations)

Jul 12th, 2021 1h 30m

hi babes!! your faithful host got a little loosey goosey in this one! join me, laurel, and my sister, kyra, while we discuss season 1, episode 9 of star trek: voyager, "emanations." we're abt to go on a literal spiritual journey, babes!! what i

bird people (s1 ep8: ex post facto)

May 7th, 2021 1h 4m

it's our first tom-paris-centric episode AND our first Detective Tuvok episode!! ooh la la! in this pod ep, my co-host kyra and I discuss the bird people "Baneans," the evolutionary implications of a feather-based species, and exactly how much/

capricorn energy (s1 ep7: eye of the needle)

Feb 23rd, 2021 45m 47s

it's szn 1, ep 7 of star trek: voyager, babes! a possible wormhole 2 the alpha quadrant gets the whole crew sad and desperate, and it only gets worse from there! but we do meet a romulan dude who is kind of a zaddy. find me, laurel, @sluttypucc

shut up and get out of my office (s1 ep6: the cloud)

Feb 23rd, 2021 1h 6m

ep 6, babes! our fearless heroes, with all their unstoppable force, find themselves up against the immovable object of their own stupidity. especially neelix, who does a lot of whining in this one. find me, laurel, @sluttypuccini on twitter and

neelix and his lungs (s1 ep5: phage)

Dec 31st, 2020 47m 30s

it's episode 5, babes. my sister kyra joins me again to discuss the introduction of the vidiians, neelix's weak constitution, and our wattpad-style headcanon au of ensign thomas and his deltatube cooking channel. you can find me, laurel, @slutt

i want tom paris to eat me (s1 ep4: time and again)

Dec 10th, 2020 1h 2m

this episode, i'm joined by my favorite sister, kyra, as we analyze star trek: voyager's fourth episode, "time and again." we discuss temporal mechanics, my ear piercings, minimalist corsets, and tom paris's vore kink. forgive us for the ambien

the girls are fightinggggg (s1 ep3: parallax)

Nov 3rd, 2020 47m 57s

it's episode 3, babes! chakotay saves the day with a cool head and sexy demeanor. b'elanna lashes out at folks who want to help her (as per uge). janeway asserts her dominance. did you know chakotay is a mononym??????? me neither. enjoy, bitche

getting the gang together (s1 eps 1+2: caretaker pts 1 & 2)

Oct 7th, 2020 45m 43s

welcome 2 the first episode of 24th-century girl! join me as i give the play-by-play for star trek: voyager's first episode, "caretaker" parts 1 and 2!! for further scattered musings from yours truly, feel free to follow my twitter @sluttypucci

pre-pilot/intro

Sep 16th, 2020 2m 28s

welcome to the 24th-century girl podcast! the podcast all about star trek voyager. join me in the year 2371 on an epic journey thru the cosmos with janeway et al. as we discover love, life, death, hologram sex, alien babes, and bottom-shelf win

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