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Everybody the i'm in the world's

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most Eco We room which is

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a fun place to record the

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preamble four episode number forty three

1:11

which have just listen to an

1:13

interesting episode and interesting absurd for

1:15

the simple fact that this is

1:17

probably the drunkest I've been. On.

1:20

One of the podcast before lie

1:22

did miss the lesson of from

1:24

memory it's episode teen. Will.

1:26

Be did the drinking game rules.

1:29

I. Hope you enjoyed their actually give the lesson

1:32

actually, and I like to hear what I'm

1:34

of Monte had to say he'd of that

1:36

episode. Remember. That quite fondly in

1:38

the banana, in the blood or yak in you

1:40

I'm not talking about they were talking about this

1:42

one. Guy Montgomery

1:44

servers the judge is far as

1:46

I can tell to absolutely blasted

1:49

by himself and a flat. On

1:52

on the eve. of a

1:54

significant holiday. It's a grim saying to

1:57

be sure. Making

1:59

lot of cool. Some spicy,

2:01

some them not common for guy

2:03

is it expects slightly belligerent a

2:05

thank. The. Men a base wrong

2:08

random my bloodstream but ah well

2:10

spent at the i don't want

2:12

to spoil anything but the resist

2:14

the petty shorts party time and

2:16

this absurd is really special one

2:18

that spawned a lot of san

2:20

at and what the best mans.

2:22

I reckon it's cold. it's like

2:24

a in here. It's funny these

2:26

moments. Yeah, they get immortalized. And

2:29

Life and in the Podcast and

2:32

and other shows with is actually

2:34

the the mention of itself is

2:36

quite located in in the mess

2:38

that grows around that moment in

2:40

the the means that form and.

2:43

On. The beautiful artwork and references

2:45

and whatnot. But he us the

2:47

Betty Schwartz at this time. Is.

2:50

A good one and my opinion.

2:52

I enjoy the see beside. I

2:54

have absolutely zero memory of recording

2:56

it for obvious reasons. A lot

2:58

of the ones in Season One

3:00

I do remember fondly. this one.

3:04

No knowledge of saying the words. Add that

3:06

you're about to hear from my mouth and

3:08

joy. Welcome

3:24

to the West Side or Whole Time. Episode

3:26

number Forty three: My name is Tim. That.

3:30

My. Name is gonna go Murray and

3:32

a heavy holidays to all of

3:34

you is a Merry Christmas and

3:36

a Happy New Year brought up

3:38

front. Would like to make you

3:40

aware of the situation of the

3:42

watching a today ah fei Islam

3:44

surrounded by many many empty beer

3:46

bottles. Ethic of of polish or

3:48

seven V is now guy and

3:51

at what I would like to

3:53

say is that we just recorded

3:55

a podcast and I guys computers

3:57

I crashed and less the audio

3:59

file on. Side so we're having

4:01

to. I just das record another

4:03

one stride off the bat. It.

4:07

And so they gonna be a particular flavor

4:09

of anguish on this one. Ah as we

4:11

we depth and to the grownups to pull

4:13

not once but twice in one day. And

4:16

ah of course the exotic. The exciting news

4:18

is that some you've still got your audio

4:20

file don't use yeah day it's here as

4:22

yeah. Let's hear. Some.

4:25

And the option is always it has since

4:27

his release the I mean that would be

4:29

very funny lessons his youth and truly insane

4:31

to the I would sell at your imagining

4:33

recording a podcast is less I was the

4:35

who wants to slices in one? want them

4:37

as the question. I feel insane enough as

4:39

it is a slice out the six like

4:41

my situation right now on the line completely

4:43

alone in my bed flat as just may

4:45

have cursed the same said size. it's only

4:47

impossible even in the morning now for Christ's

4:49

sake of or to watch the movie done

4:52

One podcast and posts are quite a few

4:54

beers. Of

4:56

got a good quality microphone in front of

4:58

me which to increase that would you call

5:00

the have taken the following steps. Number one

5:02

I posted on a a stand which I'm

5:05

holding of put on fingerless gloves. That.

5:07

Amount of possum fair to reduce the

5:09

amount of might might noise of gonna

5:11

pop zoc in front of the. And.

5:14

I'm wearing two sets of headphones

5:16

site and the inside of got

5:18

like he a bad that are

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connected to the cell phone which

5:22

is how i can hear what

5:24

guys science and. Over

5:27

the top of their on listening to

5:29

my own voice through larger he'd find

5:31

to make sure that I'm not taking

5:33

out. Like.

5:35

That is, that is, a pretty wacky

5:38

arrangement mine isn't quite as ah quite

5:40

exciting, but also of interest on outside

5:42

and the basing. Of God

5:44

or one must headphone on my left

5:47

ear might find pressed against my right

5:49

here. Ah, and to try and combat

5:51

that the sun to the best reception

5:53

is unavailable. Funny spots right now I've.

5:56

I've put itself with a towel over it on

5:58

the table next to my comes. There. Are.

6:01

At looks it looks weird. I

6:03

mean. It looks really weird

6:05

Sam and I'm just recording strand to this the

6:08

city the lead computer microphone say i apologize for

6:10

audio quality whenever speak on this particular episode of

6:12

the with the Devil Time but when I hit

6:14

a talk about the know nickel arrangement that physically

6:16

guys in his explain where you are and why

6:19

we doing this crisis it new arrangement that's important.

6:22

Yeah. Well, we just had a bit of

6:25

a technical hitch up didn't way Antony. I'm

6:27

counting them over sounds for Top of the

6:29

South and and reception and into the acts.

6:31

As a pet she had this. And

6:34

so we've been forced into a corner and

6:36

were improvising much like I imagine the cost

6:38

of Grown Up to have Forced into a

6:40

Corner when I realized that was the first

6:42

day shooting in a hidden A script and

6:44

they also had to improvise say is gonna

6:46

be gearing degrees of quality to the podcast

6:49

Abba your little hyper the base and that

6:51

when get a higher have you considered seen

6:53

on Rotten Tomatoes. Yet.

6:56

Together I think we can we can achieve almost.

6:58

Oh. God

7:00

so we the way. I.

7:02

Mean wow when I'm a dump and he

7:04

had some odd physicist and first him ah

7:06

as as lonely going back to watching the

7:08

movie without a companion I'll tell you how

7:10

it is a very lonely by in harrowing

7:12

experience as hit me right thanks to the

7:14

days when you're at the Edinburgh Fringe festival

7:16

which was a very dark time in my

7:18

life. Is

7:21

amazed and them load load

7:23

guess this sorry that will

7:25

happen after. After a

7:27

couple of the Aziz ah. It's

7:30

not fun by. Not

7:32

good. Night. Is

7:34

not fun anymore. I've I feel like this

7:36

technical sort of kerfuffle we found ourselves and

7:39

afterwards just highlights that. like the links that

7:41

we've gone to to ensure that we get

7:43

to have this important conversation around watching Grown

7:45

up to the fourth, Ed Thomas said so

7:48

much. Really, I mean, it's it's I do

7:50

not think that that warrants this amount of

7:52

commitment. Damn right about that.

7:55

A definitely doesn't is no question. What

7:59

we're doing doesn't make any fucking seen. With

8:02

it, that's the point. Or

8:04

dinner. I. I

8:06

I guess I'm What's important is that we do

8:08

do. We did get down to the nitty Gritty

8:10

and discuss exactly what has happened in the film

8:12

today at. The plot is still very similar, Very.

8:15

Similar last week and the weights are

8:17

proceeding met. As just

8:19

a bunch As just a bunch of people in a town

8:22

Really? Ah, And

8:24

that that is essentially the platinum mean that aren't really gonna

8:26

too much more details on that. Some I did that a

8:28

southern which are quite like us is that doing I'm. Is

8:31

a new hashtag available for us

8:33

or hashtag Puritan Tower. Which

8:35

is one of the slogans it stands in high school.

8:38

I think it's a really good hashtag us and we

8:40

could we could have something that I and they were

8:42

have usage the zebra have the same what's on. There

8:44

is currently hope. You. Know

8:46

full well that my and in a situation

8:48

is dire. So nine are not limited though

8:50

at well I'm talking to you, you tagged.

8:53

I actually like just than the last five

8:55

minutes. The size. Zero

8:58

like the alcohol was really kick. Then I

9:00

was very lucid for the first recording the

9:02

podcast for us. I feel like I'm. Really

9:05

coming to the for now. Feel.

9:07

that the after been as have been activated. what's

9:09

in there were few points are and the movie

9:11

the i mean I guess. The.

9:14

Benefit of watching a line is that

9:16

you do Pattinson ah sir with more

9:18

consistency than otherwise. I was very immersive

9:20

viewing it was dismayed the laptop with

9:22

the headphones on. I mean it was

9:24

a real cinema experience. I still don't

9:26

know why exactly the guy's got a

9:28

Kmart are beyond the real world reason

9:30

which is to to pay for part

9:32

of the film but is. What?

9:35

what are you doing At least in I

9:37

go to the trouble of some explanation for

9:39

why they get a came out they just

9:41

suddenly time on no one suggested i gotta

9:43

came out known as she needed anything none

9:45

of what they buy his as part of

9:47

the plot except for maybe the raft yeah

9:49

ah they just they just suddenly enix i

9:51

mean sem if we were hanging out one

9:53

morning in this and i said to a

9:55

hey I've got a really great idea for

9:57

how we could kill like maybe forty five.

10:00

Minutes her sweet nut down to the the

10:02

came out. what would you say? I'd say

10:04

all right let's go. The. Good shit

10:06

Pepsi. Why? I

10:08

guess I mean of of this is our friendship works

10:11

in it makes is funny more conceivable that that that's

10:13

how that could work in grants to maybe they just

10:15

were sort of something to do more to go I

10:17

was assuming what you and siamese guy could you? could

10:19

you? could you please come up with something better with

10:22

a better idea. The only set

10:24

like Chris Rock when is in came as

10:26

looking at the garden hose six and denied

10:28

to facilitate a conversation with Summit as he

10:30

winds up buying that garden. has to do

10:33

see what eminent garden hose in the film

10:35

him I saw didn't I didn't amount to

10:37

much and I'll tell you what, everyone buys

10:39

something. And. I know that next

10:41

would advise toilet paper. And. I

10:43

know that I'm Chris Rock buys

10:46

indiscriminate objects and a shopping bag.

10:48

And and given giants and a garden

10:51

hose and and again house or the

10:53

I can't remember if same his many

10:55

fighters is. Not.

10:57

As earning two Giants by the anything I

10:59

think Santa by selling are earning, Kevin James

11:01

says because he's gotta keep his arms fraser

11:03

that great burps not he doesn't Mcalpine Vermin

11:05

woman in the some good points from Insane

11:07

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11:11

There were you trying to in? I try

11:13

to find too much meaning and. How's

11:18

the Puritan Pi has said? Looking through

11:20

the five spells? That right, nothing exists.

11:22

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11:24

see I I Ian as it has

11:26

a Puritan night. It's. Pay. You

11:28

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and die. Within. A within this,

11:32

my fucking bed Or out on. The

11:35

middle back into it. With.

11:37

Remove that I. Fear.

11:42

And. Oh

11:44

shit this tons here we bloody go off

11:46

season like to as flooded New York Times

11:48

opinion place here are a zoom in to

11:50

read some of those who are was the

11:53

guy here What is not what you want

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to have happen. Already

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interest might my interests and the pure

12:32

entire sag as whining and I had

12:34

a right of not some. But.

12:37

This let's talk about least talk about the

12:39

film again. It's get off this Jewish and

12:42

Pakistan has they period in power? Ike I

12:44

bet. Don't forget that you started this hotness

12:46

the situation of a hashtag com this I

12:49

didn't I didn't quite anticipate you are approaching

12:51

it with as much vigor as he did

12:53

and that is my bad. I underestimated your

12:55

your current state of and a reaction. This.

12:59

Is only half without that by. Only

13:03

half about that. You. Know newman.

13:05

At. At what have you noticed

13:08

today and watson grown up to. His

13:10

the things I notice in that particular order because

13:12

I write downs not. This.

13:17

And I'll live with you guys! I use This is

13:19

my shining light in the face recording of the podcast.

13:22

Ah lady say the see that the

13:24

statuses as the first time I haven't

13:26

had a job since I was sixteen

13:28

years out. I'm just enjoying the fun,

13:30

the high seas, this and the seemingly

13:32

flip and com into his wife Selma

13:34

Hayek. And

13:37

the movie. Roxanne would say

13:39

Double Barrel, Last Line Fighter.

13:43

I remember of fact neither do

13:45

I wish know this hub But

13:47

anyway she suggests they have another

13:50

kid. he says that line but

13:52

as. it's that last bit of the line

13:54

i'm just enjoying the fund that really stuck

13:56

out to may and i feel like illini

13:58

fight at slash adam sandler saying that to

14:00

us. He's breaking the fourth wall and he's saying this

14:02

is the first time I've worked on a film you

14:05

know since my early days where I've been

14:07

grinding away where I worked my way up

14:10

from my bootstraps on Saturday Night Live and

14:12

I made these very good comedy films where

14:14

I worked oh so hard on them and

14:17

this one you know what I've just I've got

14:19

my foot off the gas a little bit I'm

14:21

just enjoying the fun. Man's and mates decided so

14:23

you feel like yeah he's almost breaking

14:25

the fourth wall he's winking at the camera when he

14:27

says that. That's what I'm saying I'm saying not only

14:29

that but it's actually more like a warning for the

14:32

rest of the film because it comes pretty early where

14:34

it's like you know what guys just take

14:36

this for what it is me and my mates

14:38

decided to get together and hang out and there

14:40

happened to be some cameras rolling and

14:43

we made up some skits. They don't amount to

14:45

much I know that there's not a broad story

14:47

here this isn't Lord of the Rings we're shooting

14:50

but you know fucking we

14:52

had a good time so have at it.

14:55

Well I don't doubt that they had a good time

14:57

I just feel like it wouldn't

14:59

have killed them if they'd maybe feel

15:01

like they did have a really good time on set or

15:04

at least around set maybe in the trailers you

15:06

know after they'd finished work for the day or

15:08

whatever I just don't know that they captured the

15:10

essence of that fun on

15:13

film. I hear you because of

15:15

Chris Rock's dead eyes that's what makes you say

15:17

that if any time you look at

15:20

Chris Rock's eyes while he's on camera cold

15:22

dead eyes he doesn't like what he's doing

15:24

doesn't like what he's making. Tim

15:27

I really like that I think that's

15:29

a it's an interesting point and certainly

15:32

with with consideration my shining

15:34

lights this week was

15:36

actually it's one of the first lines in the movie

15:38

that I've never heard before it's

15:41

really close to the top when the

15:43

deer starts pissing all over the bedroom

15:45

and pissing on Adam Sandler. Sam Hayek

15:47

actually says close your mouth

15:49

because he's getting urine in his mouth. Oh

15:52

my god I've never heard that. Because first

15:55

of all it's funny because the deer is pissing on Adam Sandler's

15:57

mouth which is just good comedy and I

15:59

mean Think I just found it satisfying

16:01

that there was a line in there I'd missed and that

16:03

was actually I mean it's not bad comedy is it it's

16:05

not it's also not bad advice The

16:08

dears pissing on your face surely yet your instinct

16:10

would be to close your mouth. Yep. You're not

16:12

wrong guy You

16:14

are not wrong So

16:16

I mean I just I found that little hidden

16:18

treasure buried in the in the opening

16:20

scene in the film one It which has been much derided

16:23

by us in previous episodes of the

16:25

podcast. I actually found quite a lot during

16:27

the movie as I was

16:30

saying earlier that I Feel

16:32

by virtue of not sitting next to you and

16:34

sort of having having someone to deflect to or

16:36

discuss You know and get on tangents with when

16:38

it's just you in the movie. There are things you notice which Aren't

16:42

otherwise available to you boy do you zone

16:44

in guy boy? Do you get involved with

16:46

that? You just you put your head down

16:48

you put your bum up and you get

16:50

to the work of looking at grown-ups too

16:52

It's a real work of cinema. That's right

16:55

Ah Also, but you'll probably notice that a

16:57

lot of these things I noticed for at the start of

16:59

the film when I was still sort of Quite optimistic about

17:01

the viewing experience and then the list sort of tapers out

17:04

after about the maybe 10-minute mark There

17:07

was a really nice shot down the hallway of

17:09

Becky Roxanne and Greg When the dears ran down

17:11

the hallway and Greg's in the shower Roxanne and

17:13

Becky are leaning out their bedrooms It's just a

17:15

beautifully constructed shot. I'm sure the DOP had a

17:17

really good time taking that Probably

17:19

a few high fives with thrown around set

17:21

after they bought that what's up It's sort

17:24

of like a focus line is happening to

17:26

us that we're heaping this amount of praise

17:28

on grown-ups, too like I started

17:30

to suspect today because I was watching

17:32

it by myself and at the very beginning

17:34

before I had the turn I Had

17:37

some sort of warm feeling it's like oh

17:39

this recognizable old friend coming in from the

17:41

cold to greet me a happy Happy and

17:43

a Merry Christmas, and I feel like there

17:46

is some semblance of the Stockholm syndrome type

17:48

scenario I do It

17:51

does sound like a Stockholm syndrome

17:54

situation doesn't it yeah, although it's

17:56

unique from Stockholm syndrome in that

17:59

We have We haven't been kidnapped by grown-ups too. We've

18:02

sort of surrendered ourselves to...

18:06

We haven't been kidnapped, have we?

18:08

The conditions of the trash are

18:10

semi-relevant. The fact of the matter

18:12

is we are engaged with this

18:14

enemy. We are trapped inside

18:16

of its prison, no matter if it

18:18

put us there or we put ourselves

18:20

there. And now we're starting to form

18:22

some weird kind of

18:25

symbiotic, sympathetic relationship

18:27

with this film where we start

18:29

forgiving its sins. And I don't

18:31

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18:33

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20:24

movie up the sense that we have been

20:26

week after week. I mean I feel like

20:29

these busy return you got? yeah it's all

20:31

over the met them of hey light beers

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guy and I don't know what I'm saying

20:35

anymore. Have seen this movie forty three times

20:37

now. you can like I don't know where

20:39

the insanity begins and some scenes did eyes

20:41

were I mean. Yeah.

20:44

Like i'm sorry I don't mean to serve

20:46

sign the cold hard magnifying glass of logic

20:48

on you to too hard or is it

20:50

sounds like you're in a pretty dark places

20:52

Christmas Eve Euro by yourself, a drunken a

20:54

flat. You're. A Quarter you're sick, import

20:57

cars off the voices you're never going to

20:59

Father's Up Fry and the movie is like

21:01

an hour and a half long and the

21:03

podcast is like half an hour. This is.

21:05

This. Is too much for Christmas is. Far.

21:08

Too much. As. As

21:10

quite a lot taken. Another thing

21:12

I noticed in the movie some

21:14

as. Aren't offering

21:16

todo for I'm really worried about

21:18

the decision or health of everyone

21:20

and and stance in Connecticut. I'm

21:22

a more. Ah,

21:25

The I first noticed that when they that you know

21:27

the that shot on the bus with next watson's asleep

21:29

at the back of the bus and the kids feeding

21:31

him sort of will look like twisty we call the

21:33

news you'll know thing about be Cheetos in America. oh

21:35

sure. I'm. Now.

21:39

I don't know. If if I

21:41

was apparent I would want my kid eating.

21:43

Seizing these sort of quite

21:46

fancy. Traits On the on the way

21:48

to school this not a good place to start is it.

21:51

Ah, and guy. But.

21:53

It's it's about it. Not as it goes on from there.

21:56

Because. That these aren't even like young kids who don't know

21:58

what it is. It is a teenager. Samsung is

22:00

rising from the body. And. Then like

22:02

the you look at Chris Rock's family to having

22:04

not like a few I'd ever that Tropicana orange

22:07

juice at breakfast and Pepsi the rest of the

22:09

damages them on a sugar going in the bodies.

22:11

The edited. Diabetes. Risk. You.

22:13

Look at the dinner. You know that after

22:15

party dinner when they have eggs, pancakes of

22:17

his bike and all about one am. This

22:19

is a full grown men with families? Why

22:22

bet? And then Adam Sandler has the gall

22:24

to walk into his it as as bedroom.

22:26

With. Is nearly pregnant, wife is just

22:28

eaten like presumably two servings of what

22:31

is an Audi can make breakfast buffet.

22:33

The lemons have. Any. Still going

22:35

back for more is eating chips. Had

22:38

a chips it's got fifteen to the bead

22:40

risks for as you I, These people can

22:42

be expected to live much longer than fifty.

22:46

When. You live in the grownups to university you want

22:48

him as much longer than fifty? Okay

22:54

so let me let me let me

22:56

lay something on your guy. mean we

22:59

know that the Rose slightly different in

23:01

the grownups to Universe for example next

23:03

woods and doesn't die when he gets

23:05

his knee broken and a horrific boss

23:07

and sudden at the hands of many

23:09

fighter which would Coachella normal man under

23:11

normal circumstances are we know rose and

23:13

different So I put it to you

23:15

that and the grownups to Universe you

23:17

cannot kill yourself directly is no way

23:19

to go at as it is it's

23:21

disallowed right as like in the Christian.

23:23

Faith Killing yourself is that as

23:25

soon and sit and denominations at

23:27

least I believe in If you're

23:29

a devout Catholic in Catholicism, you

23:32

know it's a sin to kill

23:34

You in particular said I'll tell

23:36

you one thing. Mormonism. It definitely

23:38

is Sky. I put it to

23:40

you grownups to as sit and

23:42

a uday Mormon see thing. With.

23:45

You cannot kill yourself directly and these guys

23:47

just want to escape the reality of the

23:49

daily lives and the only way that can

23:51

do it as by aiding the a fat

23:54

asses into an early grave. i

23:57

see so you think it's as the

23:59

deliberately of going about this poor

24:01

nutrition in the hopes of

24:03

an early grave. Death, that's what I'm

24:05

positing. It may be a reflection of

24:08

my current situation and the darkness which

24:10

I found myself surrounded in before. It's

24:12

not even known now for Christ's sake.

24:15

I'm wasted, it's Christmas Eve. But

24:17

I'd like to think that it's not a projection situation

24:20

and that I'm actually picking up on something that I

24:22

haven't in the previous weeks of watching this. I'd

24:26

like to think that as well. There

24:28

are some other talking points I'd quite like to tackle before

24:30

we get into our regular segment.

24:34

I'll dig in. Which is I think that they need to

24:36

do a bit of a culling of the staff at the

24:38

high school, or at all of the schools in Stanton. We've

24:42

talked about the ballet recital before. Now,

24:46

this recital lasts for probably less than 10

24:48

minutes. Presumably the ballet teacher's been

24:50

working on this with the kids for, I don't

24:52

know, a couple of months at least to get

24:54

them ready for their big performance. There's

24:57

only about 15 kids on stage. There's

24:59

over 100 people watching that recital. There's

25:02

more than 4 adults to one child

25:05

on stage. Who are these

25:07

grown-ups? Well, I could take you on on that point

25:09

right now if you'd allow me to. Would

25:11

you allow me to? Of

25:13

course. Shaq himself, Officer...

25:19

Bizzou. Bizzou says himself, everyone's

25:21

going to be there. Everyone knows about

25:23

the hot teacher, bro. Everyone

25:26

knows about that teacher. Everyone's coming to see her.

25:29

My question is more like how did the husbands

25:31

drag their wives to that event? Because everyone seems

25:33

to be coupled up. I

25:37

just don't understand. I do not understand how

25:39

a 10-minute ballet recital featuring 12 children

25:41

draws that crowd. I mean, obviously you've

25:43

made the point of the ballet teacher, but

25:46

questions need to be asked. I mean, the education, the

25:48

Ministry of Education needs to look at

25:50

where these resources are and then put it into the

25:52

schools. Because the other thing I thought was, you

25:55

know when Adam Sandler trips up on that sprinkler and

25:57

breaks his son's leg. Oh yeah, I remember it fondly.

26:00

They're in the middle of a fully functional

26:02

football field. That isn't like just a temporary irrigation

26:05

spring, but that is embedded in the field.

26:07

That is a health hazard. I

26:10

mean presumably they play full football

26:12

games on that. How has it not happened before?

26:15

How is that groundskeeper not in

26:18

huge trouble? The grounds? Who

26:20

fires these? Especially because in New Zealand,

26:22

and because I'm aware that the majority

26:24

of our audiences in America, in New

26:26

Zealand we have this thing called ACC,

26:29

which is the Accident

26:31

Compensation Corporation, which would

26:34

freak you guys out because like, you

26:36

think Obamacare is socialised medicine? We've

26:39

got legit socialised medicine over here and it

26:41

is wonderful. We all pay into a big

26:43

pool and if you fuck yourself up accidentally,

26:45

they give you a payout.

26:47

They fix you and they pay for you if you're

26:49

off work to like 80% of

26:51

your income or something. In

26:53

America though, they sue the fuck out of

26:56

each other all the time. They fucking love

26:58

it. So if you've got

27:00

a sprinkler out there, isn't

27:02

that the university isn't it? Isn't it a

27:04

problem? No, it's not the university.

27:06

It's at the high school. Stanton

27:09

High, if you're calling it that.

27:11

Hashtag Puritan Power. Puritan Power, go

27:13

Puritans. But someone

27:16

would like Casey, especially because Lenny

27:18

Fader was an agent in Hollywood

27:20

as far as we can get a

27:22

grasp on in the first movie. So he

27:24

is well aware of the

27:26

power of the law and of getting

27:29

legal on people's asses. He

27:32

would sue the fuck out of that groundskeeper.

27:36

Yeah, I mean he'd be calling it a

27:38

lot of high powered lawyers and really looking

27:40

to take that school to task. I

27:43

just feel like it's a huge oversight on the

27:45

part of a groundskeeper whose predominant job is to

27:47

keep the grounds. I mean the

27:49

last thing you want is a groundskeeper trying

27:51

to maintain a decent reputation as an embedded

27:54

sprinkler in the middle of a functioning football

27:56

field. That's not even

27:58

high risk, high reward. It's just needlessly risky. We've

28:00

got a couple of destinations we need to head to

28:02

and we are quickly running out of road to hit

28:04

them in. So if I may I'd like to invite

28:06

you onto a little vehicle of mine. Would

28:09

that be okay with you? That

28:11

sounds great to me Tim. Oh shit.

28:13

Hold on. Here it comes now. Whoo-hoo!

28:18

Roll up! Roll

28:21

up for the mystery tour

28:23

and roll up is an

28:25

inspiration. Roll up for

28:27

the mystery tour. The

28:30

Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour is

28:32

coming to take I away.

28:35

Coming to take I away.

28:37

Take him today. That

28:41

was beautiful. It wasn't but I thank

28:43

you for humoring me. Steve

28:47

Buscemi Mystery Tour. Tim, have you got

28:50

something for this? Certainly do. Here's

28:52

what's happened to Steve Buscemi. He has been

28:54

injured in the first movie and we haven't

28:56

seen the first movie so we're trying to

28:58

guess his injuries. Here are our

29:00

clues. His hands are affixed in the

29:02

touchdown position for two years and

29:05

he has had 40% feeling in his body. What

29:08

I would like to posit is that he

29:11

has been involved in a horrific box car

29:13

accident. Box cars are real cool. Often

29:16

a father and son venture where you get

29:19

together and you make out of

29:21

planks of wood, a box, you

29:23

put some wheels on it and a steering wheel. It's

29:26

very rudimentary and then you race those things

29:28

downhill against the other neighbourhood kids. Now

29:30

Steve Buscemi made

29:33

one of these for his son

29:35

and to test it out he went down a

29:38

mighty hill to really show

29:41

his son what it was made of, how fast

29:43

it could go and cornering abilities.

29:46

Unfortunately he lost control and ended

29:48

up fucking out and slammed into a

29:51

dumpster at the end. But

29:54

what happened was he had his hands in the

29:57

touchdown position at the time because he went... I'm

30:00

the king of the world look at me son Any

30:03

really yeah, yeah fucked out and it smashed

30:05

him That is

30:07

probably in from recent weeks one of the more

30:10

plausible theories We've had about how Steve Buscemi got

30:12

his injuries a lot more possible Defined

30:14

out yeah really or I

30:16

also have heard from numerous sources that Steve Buscemi

30:19

as it turns out doesn't have a fascination With

30:21

fingering girls of mayonnaise and that was just pure

30:23

speculation on my part. I really loved that one

30:25

though by the way, bro I just put that

30:28

out there Well Tim

30:30

I like that one as you see we're running out

30:32

of time, so if you wouldn't mind humoring me quickly

30:34

I've actually I've got a friend who's coming over. Yeah.

30:36

Yeah, who's that? Yeah He's

30:39

got a bit of a stutter. He sort of when he when he comes to the room

30:41

you should go The

30:47

patties for party time is better for

30:50

the nigga, and he's writing on a

30:52

jet ski His parents for party time

30:54

is brandishing a machete and we're saying

30:56

paddy put it down his parents for

30:58

party time Machete ski patties forces

31:01

got a new business Machete

31:03

ski brought to you by Patrick Schwarzenegger

31:05

hashtag. I'm not being allowed to carry

31:08

hashtag pure in power hashtag machete How

31:12

do you spell machete ski real quick guy just so people

31:14

can tweet that out? m

31:17

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31:19

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31:21

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31:24

business idea that patrick swartzenegger after he's made

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tag them in and I think it's just

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hashtag blaze pizza. I think let me double

31:39

check But you got

31:41

it blaze pizza anyway Well,

31:44

this isn't this isn't my patrick swartzenegger party

31:47

time moment But I understand that he started

31:49

a business where he's just started strapping machetes

31:51

onto the front of chet skis And

31:53

it's sort of it's a classic example of working backwards from the

31:56

name He just came up with the word machete ski quite like

31:58

that and sort of thought he'd see if he can Dip

32:00

his toe in the machete or jet ski pool But

32:04

my paddy Schwartz party time moment this

32:06

week Tim was when Patrick Schwartz and

32:08

I got got headbutted by the blonde

32:10

frat boy At the

32:12

quarry. It looked to me like an

32:14

improvised offer from the blonde frat boy and And

32:17

Patrick Schwartz Nagel was not expecting the headbutt and he

32:19

sort of was a bit all at sea For

32:22

all of half a second to a second

32:24

But it was a joy to watch him

32:26

recover in the professional years He recovered at

32:28

pace and sort of turned back to wait

32:30

so hey, I'm Sandler and the grown-ups Yeah,

32:32

the paddy shorts headbutt like who he butts

32:34

home because my memory He receives it he

32:36

receives a headbutt so they're psyching up and

32:38

threatening the grown-ups and the

32:40

blonde guy looks at Patrick Schwartz And

32:42

I go any he bows his head knee

32:45

He butts right into his sort of chest

32:47

or his thorax region. Oh, yeah, if

32:49

he was an in and it's just Yeah,

32:52

what what what what's

32:54

with your windpipe what's in the middle of your body your

32:57

windpipe What's your what's

32:59

the thorax? You think well you don't have a

33:01

thorax because you're not an insect, but I guess

33:03

it's your torso You're

33:06

stern. What is it? What is it north of

33:08

your your belly? I think

33:10

I wanted to I think I wanted I

33:12

think I wanted to say sternum sternum sure

33:14

sure sure sure sure Well,

33:17

I feel like my ignorance is really distracted from

33:19

the the paddy Schwartz party time Don't

33:22

you dare no no no not at all so

33:24

so tell me what exactly about that moment so

33:26

beautiful for you It

33:29

was just watching getting to watch sort

33:32

of the raw footage of Patrick Schwartz And I

33:34

could deal with an improvised offer and then sort

33:36

of seeing him hit with his shaky sea legs

33:38

like a newborn foal He was really struggling to

33:40

find his feet In a matter

33:43

of seconds he came to and

33:45

he not only not only did he accept the offer

33:47

He yes, and did the offer which is one of

33:49

the classic rules of improv He said yes And and

33:52

he took that and his and was he turns to the to

33:54

the grown-ups and sort of Turned his

33:56

fear into into a threat and

33:58

into essentially their fear of the frat

34:00

boys. All right guys. All really powerful stuff. It's

34:03

a good one, it's a real good one. I

34:05

wanna announce that I have tried

34:07

to recreate the drinking rules for

34:09

the grownups to drinking gun. And

34:13

they're really coming along. And what

34:15

my aim is is to have

34:17

these out on

34:20

or around New Year's. So

34:22

during the festive season, if you find

34:25

yourself at a lost

34:27

end with the mates, you

34:29

can go, I've got just the thing for

34:31

this. Jump on

34:33

to facebook.com/worst idea of all time.

34:36

Have a look at the rules there and go, you know

34:38

what we're gonna do gentlemen today? We're gonna watch grownups too.

34:41

And we're gonna follow Tim and Guy's advice

34:43

on where and when to drink. And

34:45

I'd like to add that based on the

34:47

rules I have so far, you do drink

34:49

quite a lot during the movie. So you

34:51

just wanna take really like, you know, not

34:53

a big gulp. You wanna take a little

34:55

sip of beer at

34:58

each point that I've labeled out in

35:00

the rules. It's not coming out

35:02

for another week, but they'll be

35:04

there soon enough. Because

35:06

I- Very good, very good work. We

35:09

did a drinking game episode much earlier

35:11

in the podcast, months and months ago,

35:14

but I lost the page that I scribbled all my

35:16

notes down on. And I'm sure I took a photo

35:18

of it, but I can't find the file anywhere. So

35:21

this is the situation. Yeah, I also,

35:24

I have to accept responsibility. I

35:27

was somewhat belligerent and overbearing

35:29

in that episode of the podcast. And I

35:31

might not have given you and the drinking rules

35:34

the breathing room they needed to be

35:37

made clear through the podcast. So I'll put my hand

35:39

up and wear that one. That's fine. You've done a

35:41

noble thing in trying to recreate it, Tim. And I'm

35:43

sure not only will I appreciate it, but

35:45

any listeners stupid enough to turn on grownups who

35:48

will also be very appreciative of what you're doing.

35:50

In closing, the correct app is

35:52

at Blaze Pizza, B-L-A-Z-E,

35:54

or Z if you're

35:56

in America, P-I-Z-Z-A, Blaze

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Pizza. Make sure your at

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Blaise Pizza and all your tweets to us.

36:03

We'd love to get more of those Southweds

36:05

in. All the Southweds we've received, they bring

36:07

us so much joy. They

36:10

make me so happy seeing you guys

36:12

listening to podcasts out there, because you

36:14

come from different walks of life. Me

36:16

and Guy, we grew up in New

36:18

Zealand, but you guys are like in,

36:20

you're in Chicago, you're in Nebraska, you're

36:22

in the fucking Netherlands, bitch. You're in

36:24

United Kingdom. Tim,

36:26

you're getting a little bit adventurous

36:29

with your descriptions of where people are

36:32

and the names you're calling those people. So I'd be

36:34

very happy to sign off at this point and wish

36:36

everyone a safe holiday season.

36:39

Yes, and Merry Christmas to Happy Kwanzaa

36:41

and a jolly good Hanukkah to you

36:43

all. That's right.

36:46

We'll be back probably,

36:48

I mean, I don't know that you'll get to hear from

36:50

us. New Year's Eve, bitch. New

36:52

Year's motherfucking Eve. Well,

36:56

this is a conversation that needs to

36:58

play, take place between tonight and off

37:00

the air. Right now, the conversation is

37:02

happening and it's done. We'll see you

37:04

guys on New Year's Eve, motherfuckers. New

37:07

episode, episode 44. Worst

37:09

day of all time. Hashtag

37:11

Puritan Power, at Blaze Pizza,

37:15

Tim underscore Matt. Hashtag Mesheetski. Guy

37:17

underscore Matt. Hashtag Mesheetski.

37:20

We're all, I think I said your name

37:23

wrong. It's Guy Montt, Guy underscore Montt. I

37:25

got carried away. I'm gonna bail out. Bye

37:28

everyone, bye, take us away. Just

37:32

pretty much just remember to love every moment and

37:36

love every day because before you

37:39

know it, your precious time's the

37:41

whole. Feel

37:44

the moment, love every day.