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Cast: Episode

0:32

42, the worst idea of all time waits

0:34

for no man. But you must

0:37

wait to listen for

0:39

this man. Tim is

0:41

in good form in this one, I think. I

0:44

don't remember what he was doing the night before,

0:47

but there's a lucidity to him. He's drunk a

0:49

lot of gin. And

0:53

he's sort of made him

0:55

a bit off balance for the screening and also the episode,

0:57

in my opinion. He's thrown a lot

0:59

of ideas at ACAST. We're going to

1:01

write a full script for Grown Ups 3. Never came

1:03

to fruition. This

1:06

is the debut of Blaze

1:08

Pizza's official, official sponsorship, I

1:11

believe. I think we've talked about Blaze

1:13

Pizza before, but this is when we first say they

1:15

are an official sponsor of the podcast. Hashtag

1:19

flash fired. Hashtag

1:21

howdyublaze. We

1:25

also, it's a call to action for photos. So I think

1:27

that call to action is still relevant. If

1:29

you live near a Blaze Pizza, get

1:33

on out there, get a photo in front of one, you know, just

1:35

for old time's sake. What else

1:37

we got in there? We got a bit of probably

1:40

one of my favorite Steve Buscemi

1:42

mystery tours, just for

1:44

the memory of, it's

1:47

the one where he goes into a supermarket and he's fingering

1:49

the mayonnaise. Tim describes him

1:51

as being caught creamy handed. Made

1:54

me laugh then, makes me

1:56

laugh now. You know, that's

1:59

it. People

2:03

are listening to the podcast at this point and I get the

2:05

sense that we have a sort of purpose.

2:09

There's less of an existential

2:11

despondency that the earlier

2:13

season episodes had. The

2:16

gases being applied, the accelerators

2:18

being pressed down. This

2:21

will be over before we know it. So

2:24

enjoy it while you can. And here

2:26

it is in all of its audio glory.

2:30

These guys really know how

2:32

to stretch a dumb idea into a

2:34

fun, engaging and hilarious series. Listening

2:37

to the hosts as they watch

2:39

and review the same movie every

2:41

week for 52 weeks and descended

2:43

to hopelessness and desperation is wildly

2:45

entertaining. Best enjoyed from the

2:47

second hand safety of never having watched

2:49

the film at all. There's

2:51

more. The worst

2:54

idea of all time podcast

2:56

is high concept, hilarious and

2:58

occasionally profound. I must

3:00

listen. Insanity shouldn't

3:02

be this funny but it is. Five

3:05

stars. Thank you LBW2112.

3:10

Much appreciated. What a

3:12

lovely review. So grandiose. Yeah.

3:16

I felt like I was an infomercial listening to

3:18

you read that. How was my voice? That was

3:20

my commercial voice. You got a good commercial voice.

3:22

Thanks. We should try and get voice work

3:24

off the back of this. I got voice work the other day for a

3:27

drink driving campaign. What are you going to say?

3:30

Can you talk about this legally? Yeah, I hope

3:32

so. I haven't signed anything. So

3:34

that's usually a good indication I can do whatever

3:37

the fuck I want. But

3:39

you're bad to the bone. Hey, welcome along to

3:41

the worst idea of all time. The baddest idea

3:43

of the worst bones of all time was so

3:45

bad. It's good to be here. It's

3:47

strange to be here. I almost threw up when I

3:49

woke up and then I got in the shower and

3:51

then I almost threw up again. I remember I got

3:54

blackout drunk last night and he is in a weird

3:56

place. It was real accidental too. I didn't see it

3:58

coming. I was just sipping on. lots of

4:00

gin and tonic. Some gin

4:02

and tonic, yeah. And

4:06

yeah, like I don't remember going to bed or anything. It

4:08

was just in my house. It was real weird. Tell

4:11

you what, you were a joy to watch the film

4:13

with because you had a different read on it from

4:15

anything I've seen before. Felt like a different one. You

4:18

fluctuated between wildly enjoying, cackling away at

4:20

some of the gags, and

4:22

just pure despondency at

4:25

how lazy, you kept referring to how lazy, you

4:27

were already taken aback by how lazy some of

4:29

the writing was. Yeah man, big time. And

4:32

it seemed funny to me because it was like, dude you

4:34

know this now. But you were

4:36

really affected by it. That's the cool

4:38

thing about having such a terrible memory. Things seem

4:40

new that aren't new. That probably

4:42

is a useful tool for watching this

4:44

movie. It's a good voyage. A

4:48

hell of a voyage. When you're this

4:50

hungover. I've almost, like I've done it right

4:52

on the verge of vomiting three times and

4:54

I'm barely known. You're

4:56

a class act mate. I don't think people tune

4:59

in to listen to you go, oh, oh. Here's

5:02

the thing about the movie. It

5:04

sucks. And people have been asking whether they should

5:06

watch it and the answer is no. And

5:09

we've watched it now 42 times. And

5:12

there's 10 left. And

5:15

I don't want to do it anymore. I

5:18

feel like Peter Dontay must have felt. Except we don't

5:20

get paid. Peter Dontay loves

5:22

these movies. These are his bread and butter

5:24

bro. I've watched a lot

5:26

of Peter Dontay on YouTube recently. He's

5:28

a lacrosse coach. I

5:31

watched one where he was getting

5:33

interviewed by some guy about coaching

5:35

high school lacrosse. Yeah, I've seen that interview

5:37

too. I've seen

5:39

that obscure YouTube interview with grownups

5:41

too, co-stubs. Peter Dontay. Peter

5:43

Dontay as well. Guy. Because

5:46

that's how we fill our days now. Just everything

5:48

on the peripheral of this movie. Peter Dontay. Peter

5:51

Dontay. If you are at work right now and you've got

5:53

a spare five minutes, just look

5:55

up Peter Dontay and click on the hyperlinks.

5:57

Whatever comes up. He is an interesting dude.

5:59

Real fascinating. He's quite pro

6:01

marijuana law real real pro

6:03

marijuana all he does is just retweet

6:05

stuff about buds. It's a horse and

6:09

But yeah, there's been some controversy around them

6:11

with what he's using inappropriate words in public

6:13

Which is what do you mean? It doesn't

6:15

strike it seems really out of character for

6:18

Peter because he's really well-spoken.

6:20

He's a Buddhist Sona

6:22

what kind of words are you talking

6:24

about like the n-word? Yeah, I think

6:26

so really. Yes slurs. Oh my goodness,

6:28

Peter Peter come on mate

6:30

our mate Peter gone over toying

6:32

around the idea today of Probably

6:36

shouldn't put on the podcast going to anyway

6:38

writing an entire script for grownups three You

6:41

definitely shouldn't have put that on the podcast why? No,

6:45

you're creating a set right now in this room.

6:47

You're creating a sense of obligation between I know

6:49

that's the beauty of it Guy it's like when

6:51

we started doing the podcast because we were talking

6:53

about doing the podcast and I said Cool,

6:55

we'll do it tomorrow and you were like what and

6:58

I was like, yeah if you don't you know jump

7:00

in front foot You're doing things you don't front foot

7:02

this thing. You know, you who knows where you'll be

7:04

You might not have watched groans 40 girls

7:07

to 42 times exactly and

7:09

you're saying that this is a bit of better place to be in

7:13

What you're saying you lost me well You're saying that

7:15

by doing that you've done a good thing for our

7:17

lives and that we now you we front and we

7:20

have watched the movie 42 times To

7:24

shame sometimes Rashed

7:26

snap decisions actually come to come back to bite

7:28

on the ass. Come go tell me about it

7:31

Tell me and my credit card all about it guy

7:33

Montgomery cuz neither of us feel very good right now

7:36

You and your finances go they're

7:39

in there and pretty talk about the movie.

7:41

Oh, yeah. Okay grownups Who is its name?

7:43

It starts everyone you've never heard of or

7:45

liked What

7:50

I was thinking about When

7:52

we watched the movie today is Adam Sandler's

7:55

a genius and the reason for

7:57

that is he's just assembled these representatives from

7:59

different segments, little mascot,

8:01

give examples, Taylor

8:03

Lautner, teen market, Dunn, the guy whose

8:06

name we haven't found out, he's one

8:08

of the frat boys who I named

8:10

Trunks today, that's

8:12

your YouTube magazine, your online

8:14

quadrant, Kevin James

8:16

for overweight people, Chris Rock

8:19

for black people, Adam Sandler

8:21

for sadomasochist, Thelma

8:25

Hayek, the dudes who are like... You

8:27

think they've knowingly cast to a wide

8:29

variety of markets. But

8:31

like solely. Yeah. It's not just

8:33

a consideration, it's the movie. That's

8:35

all the movie. That's the whole

8:37

premise. So they get these mascots

8:39

of market quadrants and then to

8:42

fill in the oxygen between those atoms,

8:44

they just insert so much product placement,

8:46

you feel like maybe you

8:48

zoned out and you are in a Kmart all

8:50

of a sudden. So like if I

8:53

saw this at the cinemas and I was

8:55

feeling as whatever the opposite

8:57

of Lucer is, as I feel right now

8:59

after my gin bender from last night, I

9:01

might actually have a moment of thinking that

9:03

I have wandered into a Kmart

9:05

but don't remember driving in. Now

9:09

I'm just like, what am I doing

9:11

at this fucking Kmart? I thought I

9:13

was going to a movie but it's

9:15

not a movie bro, it's market quadrants,

9:17

mascots and product placement. Wow,

9:20

that was a delight to watch

9:22

Unravel. You've been watching me

9:24

Unravel for the last three hours brother. This

9:26

has been one of my most enjoyable screens

9:29

in the movie because Tim, I cannot explain

9:31

this to you enough, he's all over the

9:33

place. Your

9:36

brain just was moving like in every direction

9:38

and it would just stop really abruptly though.

9:42

It was moving slowly but you'd stop one thought and

9:44

you'd just start talking about something. Are you talking about

9:46

during the movie? Yeah. I was rambling, I was rambling

9:48

about all kinds of things. Some

9:51

of it good, some of it vegetable. I

9:55

really gravitated towards... Well

10:00

I don't know, I was paying a lot of attention to Braden today. You

10:03

like Braden though. And to Peter Dontay,

10:05

because we actually stopped the movie mid-watch

10:07

to watch a Peter Dontay interview on

10:09

YouTube. Which seems kind

10:11

of silly when you look back at it now. It

10:14

was a pretty funny thing to do. You

10:16

really wanted to see the clip though, so we

10:19

had to point the movie. Yeah, I had him,

10:21

I was back in his hometown and me

10:24

and Shaq killed a little of the cops. He

10:26

really likes Shaq. He said that him and

10:29

Shaq were new best friends within 5 minutes.

10:32

And what I wonder, it's really intense

10:34

and I wonder if we interviewed Shaquille

10:36

O'Neal about that, whether or not he'd say the same

10:38

thing. He's like, Peter was bringing

10:40

a really high intensity to the friendship, it was

10:42

actually quite unnerving. The dude was stoned all the

10:44

time. I've never seen such a wiry stoned dude

10:47

before. I think he might be stoned in that

10:49

interview. Yeah, he looks, he's muscly. He's

10:51

too muscly. He's always got his kit off. Have

10:54

you seen Grandma's boy? Nah, haven't. I heard

10:56

it's real funny though. It's legitimately. It's really

10:58

funny. Is that Samberg, is he in there?

11:01

No, no, no, it's the teacher, I can't

11:03

remember his name. He's the lead. Oh great.

11:06

And I can't remember

11:08

the fucking point. Okay, doesn't

11:11

need one. That's all good.

11:13

It was really annoying, I was really enjoying that. I

11:16

think I was just reminiscing about Grandma's boy. Oh, Peter

11:18

Dontay in it. He plays this real stone guy with

11:20

a monkey and he's naked. It's

11:22

so funny. And he makes the monkey drive

11:24

a car because he's too stoned to drive.

11:27

That's cool. See, that's funny. Why can't there be

11:29

more of that in the grown ups too? That's

11:31

another thing you were craving today Tim. You

11:35

were so hungover and stubborn

11:38

and single-minded that you were watching the movie

11:40

and you were becoming genuinely frustrated when gags

11:42

played out as they have every week preceding

11:44

this week. Like, you were

11:46

hungover enough to expect different lines to come

11:49

out of the actors' mouths. Yeah. And

11:51

I was disappointed when it didn't happen. Not

11:54

once. And I got really silly and angry.

11:56

Well of course not once because it doesn't make any fucking

11:58

sense. My expectation was... Unreliable.

12:00

Reloscibly fluid, like it's illogical.

12:04

Recorded movie. Is there anything that you remember

12:06

enjoying during the movie today? There

12:11

was a weird thought to come to my head. Are there any aeroplanes

12:13

in this movie? I don't think so, aye?

12:15

No. Do you like

12:17

that? I don't think there are no aeroplanes in the film. I

12:20

like that there's no aircraft in this motion

12:22

picture. Okay. Pretty

12:25

obscure but entirely valid. How

12:28

about you guys? Is there anything you

12:30

really enjoyed about this? Well this is

12:32

I guess, these are shining lights I

12:35

guess. And mine was, I always find

12:37

it hilarious, Paul Hudson, who's the squat

12:39

roebuckist, he actually had a really strong

12:41

performance today in

12:43

the squat roebuck gym. You were doing the thing that

12:45

you were casting dispersions on me for doing. I know

12:47

but he had a really strong showing today. You know

12:49

when he walks into the gym and he's like, welcome

12:52

to squat roebuck's fitness 101. I

12:55

wish they... I don't know why

12:57

they called it that. That's what they told me to

12:59

say. Yeah, that's what they told me to say. Fuck,

13:01

I was tearing up, I was

13:03

crying with laughter at that line today.

13:05

But then I've always found his ridiculous

13:08

fight scene, like his really over choreographed fight

13:10

scene to be very funny. And today I

13:13

noticed, because he did a really dope kick

13:15

at the start and I was like, oh

13:17

this is actually pretty cool. And

13:19

then halfway through it he does just a full-blown star jump.

13:21

Yeah, he does. Like as an exit from one of his

13:23

motions he does a full-blown star jump. And I like to

13:25

think he was just like thinking

13:27

to himself, or he had a bet with his friend that he'll be able

13:29

to do a star jump in the middle of a fight routine. And

13:32

he fucking did. So I hope he got

13:34

that money off his bros. It's quite an uplifting gesture

13:38

as well, a star jump. It feels good. And

13:40

they keep you fit. Star jumps? Yeah.

13:42

Are they jarring? Because people say that like jogging

13:45

is bad for you. Bad for your

13:47

joints. I can believe that. I can believe

13:49

that too. This way everyone should swim. I'm a bad

13:51

swimmer though so I guess I won't. Swimming is good

13:53

for you. Tennis players' joints

13:55

take a hammering in. Oh fuck, what they what?

13:57

They've got like, things are faster accelerating towards you.

14:00

And then they're stopping on a dime. Tennis

14:02

players are the hottest bodies though. When

14:04

you're running, I think you put three times your

14:07

body weight. Shit.

14:09

Every footstep. So fucking

14:11

they're charging around probably dropping five times

14:13

their body weight on a joint. Like

14:16

just relentlessly. For like four or five

14:18

hours sometimes. Oh man. That's too much.

14:21

Like Rafael Nadal has got the knees of a 75

14:23

year old. But

14:26

he still plays. Those knees have lived man.

14:28

Those knees have shit. Would

14:31

you get a knee replacement bro? When

14:33

you get old? What

14:36

do you mean if I needed one? Yeah. Yeah

14:39

if I could afford it. Of course. It

14:41

seems like a good question. Like

14:44

it's just a given that you would get it. Is that where you're

14:46

inferring? Well like you're

14:48

saying in a hypothetical situation if my knee

14:50

blew out when I was older and I

14:52

needed a replacement, would I get the replacement?

14:56

There's only one answer to that question.

14:58

Yes. Because you could be in a wheelchair

15:00

and you could be like that guy, the Vietnam

15:02

vet in Forrest Gump, rolling around just being

15:05

real bitter about everything. That's

15:07

an alternative. But they

15:09

didn't have the same technology in

15:11

the 90s. So it was

15:13

probably less realistic for him. Especially after Vietnam. It was

15:15

probably less realistic for him to get. Also unrealistic

15:18

because his leg blew off so I don't think a

15:20

knee replacement would even work on him. What are you

15:23

talking about? Oh

15:27

boy oh boy. What a ride

15:29

we're on. We are so far down

15:32

the rabbit hole right now. I feel

15:34

like what's happening specifically in this podcast

15:36

with you, you are as

15:38

high down the rabbit hole as you've been. Yeah.

15:40

Yeah. You're not wrong.

15:43

What does it feel like? You're

15:45

hung over enough that you're quite lucid I think. What does

15:47

it feel like? I need to pull out. What are you

15:49

thinking about? I don't know. Nothing

15:51

and everything. We

15:54

need to jump in the Steve Beshemi Mystery Tour

15:56

bus and get me out of here probably. The

15:59

definition is... sound of my own thoughts, a

16:02

very scary thing to be left in line

16:04

with. Alright, you have done the freak me

16:06

out, so all aboard the bus! Tada! Roll

16:10

up! Roll up for the

16:13

Mystery Tour! Rad! Roll up! It's

16:15

an inspiration! Roll up

16:18

for the Mystery Tour! The

16:20

Steve Busheenie Mystery Tour is

16:22

coming to take you away!

16:25

Coming to take you away!

16:28

Thank you today! Steve

16:32

Busheenie was

16:34

at the supermarket going

16:36

for a shop with his wife. Chris

16:39

Rock worked at the

16:42

supermarket. Steve

16:44

Busheenie has this weird thing he likes to do,

16:47

where he walks up and down the condiments aisle,

16:50

fingering the mayonnaise. Steve

16:54

Busheenie loves to finger the mayonnaise. He

16:56

just walks down the supermarket, he takes

16:58

out the first jar of

17:00

mayonnaise, best foods, because they've had a lot of money.

17:03

He fingers the best foods mayonnaise, he puts it

17:05

back, he goes on to the next jar. Love

17:07

it! And so on and so forth. Love it!

17:11

Steve Busheenie has fingered over 73

17:13

jars of mayonnaise. Oh, that's weird. Wow!

17:19

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Chris Rock walks around the corner.

18:31

And what should Steve Buscemi be doing? Is he?

18:34

But fingering his 75th jar of

18:37

mayonnaise. He's been caught creamy handed.

18:39

He's been caught creamy

18:41

handed in the mayonnaise aisle with the

18:43

mayonnaise. He's got his hand in the

18:46

cookie jar but it's a mayonnaise jar.

18:48

And Chris Rock's specific role at the

18:50

supermarket is mayonnaise

18:53

security. Fuck,

18:55

all right. So this is not a

18:58

good look for Chris Rock professionally. Cousin

19:00

spinoff filmed in Morkov. So

19:02

Chris Rock sees what Steve Buscemi is doing to

19:04

the mayonnaise. Mayo guard. That's what it would be

19:06

called. Mayo guard. And

19:09

he takes on Steve Buscemi. They

19:13

fight? Yeah, they fight. They get, he tackles him,

19:15

he sees him and he goes, no,

19:17

let's get busy. And he charges down the

19:19

mayonnaise aisle at Steve Buscemi and tackles him

19:21

into a large best foods mayonnaise display. Thank

19:24

you very much best foods when you think

19:26

of mayonnaise, you probably think of best foods.

19:29

The mayonnaise jars have not been closed. The

19:31

lids haven't been put on them properly so

19:34

they all go flying off and they are

19:36

coated. These two are literally head to toe

19:38

dripping in mayonnaise. Oh my god.

19:41

They have this phenomenal wrestle. And

19:43

just when it looks like Steve Buscemi after about

19:46

five minutes of intense, sweaty,

19:48

heavey, slightly erotic actually, mayonnaise

19:51

wrestling in the supermarket. Okay. Steve

19:54

Buscemi is sitting on top of Chris Rock with

19:56

his legs either side. Yeah. And he

19:58

says, and he says... Now

20:00

that is a touchdown and as he

20:02

puts his arms up to say now

20:04

there's a touchdown Yeah, this huge novelty

20:06

sized best foods mayonnaise jar Which was

20:08

like a sort of a precarious position

20:10

as a display behind them Which has

20:13

been in the background of show but

20:15

they just haven't touched it fought

20:18

like tilts and falls down very specifically on

20:20

his body and his arms on the air

20:22

doing a touchdown position it crushes his body

20:24

On to Chris rocks Chris rock is fine,

20:27

but Steve Buscemi's arms become

20:29

broken. Oh in that position

20:31

and He only has 40% feeling

20:35

in his body as well Wow,

20:38

I felt like I was the guy Some

20:41

really good picture painting with my

20:43

mind good eye. Well, that was the

20:45

Steve Buscemi mystery tour for this week And

20:48

what a tour it was What's our

20:50

other feature? I've forgotten

20:53

that's hard on what that is it a knock

20:55

at the door. Who's that? That

20:58

looks like a cool dude. Who's that? Who's that at the

21:00

door? I

21:34

Thought so low Patrick

21:40

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worst idea, that's the name of this podcast, is the worst idea

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for advertising ever. Well I mean it would only be appropriate if

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it was spawned from the worst idea of all time. If you

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were a company and some douche bags

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on the internet just started tweeting randomly and

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then some other different douche bags went, can

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you give us some money now? That's

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not how it fucking works,

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say. No I don't... How

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are those douche bags, do you guys? I don't think that works. You and

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don't think it's inconceivable we could get them on board as

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a sponsor. They

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favourited a tweet someone sent. Ooh! They

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favourited a tweet! We're in now buddy! Yeah

23:32

that's right, that's how it starts. Patty Schwartz,

23:34

Party Time. What was your favourite bit of

23:37

Patty Schwartz in or out of the movie

23:39

this week Guy Montgomery? Patty Schwartzinator. Schwartzinator.

23:41

I love that. It's real

23:44

good. Patrick

23:46

Schwartzinator. He should do like a

23:48

really hammy stand up comedy character

23:50

called Patrick Schwartzinator. And

23:52

he goes on stage pretending to be the Terminator.

23:55

That'd be so weird. But he does like a

23:57

deliberately really bad impression of his father. Fuck that's

23:59

odd. Yeah. Oh

24:01

no, this water is freckled! I've

24:04

jumped over the water. It's

24:06

all over. You're a Birkenstock. That's

24:09

okay, I'm worried about these electric cables.

24:12

Oh yeah, the cables. That's not

24:14

a thing you want with pads. I'll

24:16

get a towel. Don't get a towel, leave it. Leave it. No,

24:19

it's water on the floor. It's got to

24:21

be mopped up. We're doing a podcast. Yeah,

24:23

I know. It'll only take a sec. We're

24:26

in the middle of a conversation. Okay, fine, the water

24:28

stays. Tell me what, it's a wooden

24:30

floor. It's a heavy sports party time. Water's not going anywhere.

24:32

I just make my ears on the

24:34

couch. You're a hot mess, Timbette. I sure

24:36

am. And I love you for it. No,

24:39

Patrick Schwarzenegger was really good in the movie

24:41

today. A lot like Paul Hudson. I

24:43

feel like he really brought the noise. And

24:46

just the whole performance, I don't think

24:48

we've mentioned it before, but

24:51

front to back, top to bottom, Patrick Schwarzenegger is

24:53

a pure scene stealer. He comes into

24:55

this movie, essentially an unknown entity as

24:57

an actor, and he just steals

24:59

scenes left, right and center. He leaves a

25:01

silver screen legend. He

25:03

leaves nothing in the tank

25:05

at the end of a day on set. Yeah.

25:10

We should have, yeah, I mean, because a lot

25:12

of people online at the moment, on the

25:14

interwebs, are talking about how much of a

25:16

party animal, Party Schwarzenegger. Party Schwarzenegger.

25:19

Wait, what did I say?

25:21

It's his name now. Party

25:23

Schwarzenegger. I

25:26

don't know about that, man. Party

25:28

Schwarzenegger. Hi, my

25:30

name is Party Schwarzenegger. I will

25:33

be back. I'm

25:35

already back. My

25:38

dad, Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm bored on

25:41

it. Pull up. I can't. Pull

25:44

up. But that's the idea. I'm pitching

25:46

this to him, if you're listening. Patty. Patty.

25:50

Patty, are you there? Party Schwarzenegger

25:52

is such a funny name. Party

25:55

Schwarzenegger. Okay,

25:58

so Chris Rock. is

26:00

doing a lot of interviews at the moment. Chris

26:02

Rock is burning up right now. Fuck I love

26:04

Chris Rock. Yeah, do you know what though? I

26:06

listened to one yesterday of him on Bullseye. What's

26:09

Bullseye? Hey, this is Bullseye. I'm Jesse.

26:12

So what is his name? It's a

26:14

podcast. It's like a culture podcast. It's

26:16

kind of, it's okay. Chris

26:20

Rock seemed a little cold on that one, but

26:23

then there was an amazing interview with John Cleese,

26:25

which was lots longer and very interesting. I

26:28

don't know where I was going with that. Oh

26:31

wait, you were talking about. Oh he did, someone tweeted. He

26:34

did an interview on Felon as part of

26:36

his media books for Top 5. If anyone's seen it, I'd

26:38

love to hear your thoughts. I hear it's really good. Top

26:40

5's the movie, then you press rock movie. It's not out

26:42

here. He wrote on the set of the Top 5. Yeah,

26:45

he did. There was a good anecdote in it,

26:47

and someone pointed this out to us. We

26:49

were in Jimmy's asking about the sort of initial

26:52

writing phases of Top 5, and

26:55

Chris was saying he was on the set of Grown Ups 2, and

26:58

he had a lot of downtime. And it was like

27:00

it wasn't his movie. And he

27:03

doesn't explicitly say anything. This is getting real

27:05

conspiracy theory vibes now. But he doesn't say

27:07

anything, but he sort of alludes to the

27:09

fact that he wasn't like, I

27:11

don't think he was enjoying himself as a performer

27:13

or an artist on this particular project, as

27:16

the body language and sort of the implication of what's

27:18

being said. And

27:20

from that, Top 5 was born.

27:22

But it's like. Yeah,

27:25

and that's the whole story. It's not really a very good

27:27

story, is it? No, it is. I mean, it's okay when

27:29

he tells it. And here's why, because Chris Rock is actually

27:31

quite, he's a dude

27:33

who wants to do things well. So it's interesting that he's

27:35

in Grown Ups 2. Because when he

27:37

was on this interview that I listened to yesterday,

27:39

he was talking, he's directed two movies. Let's

27:42

go to prison, I think? No, I think

27:44

I Love My Wife. I think I Love My

27:46

Wife is one, and something like. Head of State,

27:48

did he direct that? Oh. Maybe,

27:51

right? I don't think he's done a movie with the word prison

27:53

in the title. I think it is, though. Let's go to jail,

27:56

let's go to, anyhose, but he

27:58

was talking about how he doesn't fully. like

28:02

they could have been better because he

28:04

as a director didn't have the chops

28:07

at that point. And he was very

28:10

nice. He says that everyone gave great performances and

28:12

stuff. Man, I hope

28:14

I'm talking about Chris Rock. This might be

28:16

a different interview for a completely different person

28:18

I'm thinking of. That's entirely possible. You have

28:20

a brain like a sieve. Yeah, it's insane.

28:22

What is even going on today, eh? Fucking

28:24

hell. I feel like

28:26

I've really lost my grip. Yeah? You

28:29

are losing your grip too. It's quite good. It's

28:32

a pretty unique day. Essentially,

28:35

I'm going to hyperbolize your night just for

28:37

the sake of it. But let's say you

28:39

drank a liter of gin, woke

28:41

up, and watched Grown Ups 2 for

28:43

the 42nd time. Let's just say

28:45

someone is watching that without any context.

28:50

That is a man who has lost grip. It

28:53

sounds bad on paper. Inarguably. If

28:56

you run the sequences of the last 12 hours together,

28:59

you're a shambles. You're

29:02

all right, mate. Oh, I'm

29:04

going Montgomery. I participate in stand-up comedy nights on

29:06

a Thursday. And then I get up and go

29:08

to brunch with my cousin. And

29:11

I'm out of bed before 10. Well,

29:14

I'm sorry we're not all captive in this dream, mate.

29:16

Some of us want to get some fucking sleep because

29:18

we're out of the blue

29:21

gin bender from the night prior. Just

29:23

let us sleep. On behalf of

29:25

slackers everywhere, just leave us the fuck alone.

29:29

I'm not attacking your lifestyle. You

29:34

are. I'm just

29:36

trying to highlight to you this last 12

29:38

hours. I feel like I have

29:40

drunk a liter of gin, though, which is too

29:42

much. You're quite aggressive, then. I mean, I think

29:45

there's still some gin rattling around your bones, to

29:47

be sure, to be sure. People

29:49

say that when you drink too much gin, you

29:52

cry. It makes you emotional. And I've

29:55

never had that. I quite like gin. I like the taste of

29:57

gin. And I like gin-based drinks. Hot tub,

29:59

about 10 back. His favourite cocktail

30:01

is a Tom Collins. It's a gin based

30:03

cocktail. What other than it? Simple

30:06

syrup, lemon, soda water, ice.

30:09

And simple syrup is just equal parts water and

30:11

sugar. So it's quite an easy cocktail but

30:14

you've got to really nail the... Parts.

30:17

The quantities to get it good. Anyhoo's,

30:20

in the shower today after I'd almost thrown

30:22

up once and then cleaned all

30:24

the hair out of the drain and then

30:26

almost thrown up again, I was

30:28

really emotional in the shower and I thought I

30:31

was... I felt on the verge of crying for

30:33

the first time in quite a long time. It

30:36

was weird. Was it when I

30:38

was on the way over? Yeah man. You kind of woke

30:40

me up. I definitely woke you up.

30:43

Reminding me that we had arranged to

30:45

watch the movie this morning. And

30:48

also I'd just like to say, apologies again

30:50

that we didn't get Tanya. Oh yeah! Where

30:54

are you, Tanya? I don't think she's listening.

30:56

I don't think she is either, bro. One

30:58

day. Um,

31:00

well, I'd say that's about it from us this week.

31:02

No. More. What

31:05

do you want? I want to hear from you,

31:07

your three favourite...

31:12

Zooms from grown-ups too. My

31:16

favourite Zoom, the fit one that springs into

31:18

my mind immediately is the crash Zoom on

31:21

Kevin James, at the pool party after Shaq

31:23

breaks the diving board. Because

31:25

it's got a... Nice, sure. It's

31:29

got a real sort of grainy, authentic, sort of

31:31

over-the-shoulder vibe to it. It doesn't feel like it

31:33

was on sticks. It feels sort of like a

31:35

steady cam. Yeah. And it just

31:37

provides a real nice kind of change

31:39

of tone, I feel, to

31:42

the film. Which otherwise it feels like a pretty

31:45

staged party scene. So that's definitely my favourite Zoom.

31:49

What would you... Do you have another toe? I'm

31:51

really impressed at the speed at which you

31:53

came up. Obviously the second Zoom would probably

31:55

be Braden Higgins on the Lylo. Ah, just

31:57

a real nice slow move. a

32:00

really weird song I listened to the

32:03

other day. What?

32:08

I love you always forever near and far close

32:10

and together. It's so good bro. I will be

32:12

with you everything I want to play. See you

32:14

in the middle of the night. Oh we both

32:16

went high. We got a, we got a, oh

32:20

fuck it. What's the legality around that? Can we just play a little

32:22

snoop to that song now? Well we've

32:24

been playing Ario's Speedwagon. Yeah. Okay,

32:27

yeah we'll just play the chorus. We're going

32:29

to play the chorus. So nice. You got it. Yeah

32:32

I got it. You got it. Ah that

32:34

is a really good song. And

32:44

then my third favourite Zoom.

32:48

I can't think of a third Zoom. You've

32:50

done so well bro. Don't like get down

32:52

on yourself because I threw that at you

32:55

out of nowhere and you've done really well.

32:57

Thanks. We're such good

32:59

friends. We

33:01

are now a friendship forged in the

33:04

fires of the bad film. And

33:06

the fires of hell. Don't do much. The fiery

33:08

bells of Lucifer's house. You're

33:13

describing grown ups to his Hades style situation.

33:15

The underworld. You know what? It's

33:17

not that bad. It's not that bad. It's just we've

33:19

watched it too many times. You know what guys? It

33:23

is unfair. It's an unfair

33:25

thing to do. The movie is ridiculous and

33:27

very bad. But it's a really unfair thing

33:29

to do. To just fucking

33:32

hammer it. I

33:34

think the reason it's okay though is it is equally

33:37

as unfair on ourselves. Yeah yeah.

33:39

I guess so. It's

33:41

martyrdom. But we're

33:43

drinking someone else with us. You can't call it martyrdom.

33:46

Yeah it is. What we're doing is martyrdom. It

33:49

totally is. It's almost the definition.

33:51

It's self-flagellation to like protein that

33:53

we're cool. We're not cool. We're

33:56

just fuckwits watching this movie over and

33:58

over. No martyrs like you remember. a

34:00

martyr is a good person. A real martyr for the

34:02

cause is like someone

34:04

who is noble. You

34:07

can kind of use it almost to mean

34:09

the opposite. But the correlation is noble. It's

34:12

positive. No, I think the connotation is neat.

34:14

It's like, oh, you've been such a martyr.

34:17

It's like people who go, oh, I'll

34:19

do the dishes. It's like, oh, you're a

34:21

martyr. I can see that. There's two sides

34:23

to every coin, every story. Two

34:26

sides to every story. It's the lyric from

34:28

Mathematics by Mozdef. It's one of my

34:30

favourite Mozdef songs. So talented,

34:32

Mozdef. I saw him recently at Western

34:35

Springs. He really brought the heat.

34:37

He performs under Yassun Bay now, but he

34:39

pretty much played like an hour-long medley of

34:41

his greatest hits. He played like seven songs

34:43

from, I can't remember the name of the

34:45

album now. Just back to back to back

34:47

to back. Yeah, like

34:49

a concert. He came out here

34:52

and just performed his music. No, no, no. When you

34:54

say medley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was chomping at me.

34:56

He was some chomp-ups. Yeah, take that. Eminem did that.

34:59

We're nice to him at Western Springs. Mate, we're

35:01

too far off the rails. We got to leave.

35:03

I feel so sick, bro. I'm

35:06

probably going to vomit. Thank

35:08

you very much for listening. Like us on Facebook if you

35:10

haven't already. That was episode 42 of the Worst Idea of

35:12

the Year.