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1:02

sort of remembered this, the

1:04

start of this episode. How

1:09

to say Tim called me sleeping. He

1:12

let me sleep, which is quite magnanimous

1:14

given how he sometimes treats me otherwise

1:17

in the podcast. But this is, I

1:20

would say this

1:23

is a dated episode. There's probably a

1:26

trigger warning about

1:31

our mental state at the start where Tim

1:33

sort of discusses offing

1:36

himself due to fatigue

1:39

and exhaustion. And then

1:41

he wakes me up and gets messed

1:43

up podcasting with him. And I feel like we're

1:45

kind of whispering the whole episode. But

1:50

we're shouting out such cultural

1:52

luminaries in the year

1:54

2014 is Kevin Spacey and Louis C.K.

1:57

We spend a bit of time. I'm

2:00

trying to remember the name of James Lipton,

2:03

R.I.P. And

2:06

even start speculating about the name Malcolm Tucker,

2:08

which if you listen along and can't figure

2:10

out who it is, Malcolm Tucker is Peter

2:12

Capaldi's character in The Thick

2:14

of It, which is a Mondo Iannucci

2:16

sort of satire show from the UK,

2:18

sort of a forebear for Veep, same

2:21

creator. Yeah,

2:25

I mean, it's sort of

2:27

a powerfully dated evidence. But

2:30

otherwise it's got all the hallmarks, it's got your P.

2:33

Schwartz's, funny listener, I think,

2:35

we're gonna get a tattoo of this guy. I'm gonna

2:37

DM this guy on Twitter. This guy's gonna have a

2:39

big career in 10 years. Espusimi,

2:44

Chris Rock's put out top five. It's a

2:46

bit of correspondence. It's all sort of going

2:49

this episode, really. It's a humble episode, but

2:51

it's got a sort of strong

2:53

core. It's

2:55

been doing lots of prone holds or whatever

2:57

exercise it is that strengthens your

2:59

core. What do you need

3:01

me to tell you about it? You're gonna listen. ["I

3:06

Feel It All Again"]

3:20

Welcome to the West Side of all time, episode

3:22

32. We've

3:24

just watched the movie again, sort of.

3:27

And to be honest with you guys,

3:30

I wanna cry. I've

3:35

been a volunteer for then, counselor at

3:37

Youthline before. I've been touched

3:39

by depression, people in my life, but I

3:41

really wanna kill myself at this point. I

3:44

don't wanna make too light of that, but I'm

3:46

feeling suicidal. The guy's picked

3:48

out, he's been a-slick through the

3:50

whole movie, and I think he might just be coming to now.

3:55

How are you, guy? Let me give you

3:57

a mic. Let me mic you up. If you would,

3:59

I'm gonna- In good as is. Like

4:02

I'm pretty young prince sleepy. The missing.

4:07

Subtly me tell you about my movie

4:09

watching experience. Guy is the around big

4:11

seller Varanasi have been in the land

4:13

of Nod for the last least earrings

4:16

and warmed up for three hits is

4:18

Louis Has to say this is what's

4:20

the details am with got twenty The

4:23

guy and I. I

4:25

saw really said about the project and about

4:27

what was got to do from here on

4:29

route. Instead of is the

4:31

circuit of viewing that you you for

4:34

his be for on yourself willamette or

4:36

any came and he relax. You,

4:38

you are a good mood to

4:41

good volubly loser and and services

4:43

like times ready to go whizzing

4:45

been suddenly here we've either. The.

4:48

Xinli. What happens when you slate guy tons

4:50

instead of he did. That was so it

4:52

it is is the concept of time. He

4:54

gets to sort of time and selfishly. And

4:57

the constant and as that doesn't change

4:59

the perception subsection that changes and said

5:02

look you've got a lot of a

5:04

lot of business dispute search and there's

5:06

am I want to bring up as

5:08

people have been very generous for some.

5:12

Listen people have a very to. I don't understand

5:14

why anyone's listening to this park has to be

5:16

honest but this few people are I own a

5:18

sending a message is Richard. And

5:20

I'm getting himes and days and feelings when

5:23

I felt like bit too tim. But by

5:25

and large I still pretty positive about the

5:27

whole abrasion. Most of the time as good.

5:30

As a good thing, Except

5:32

when you're watching the movie, there are. Wow.

5:36

And. Fierce to the film, there was

5:38

a moment earlier when and so I

5:41

doesn't Soviet. Who were

5:43

directly what the money once? Not at

5:45

all. This from as the last thing

5:47

I remove of for you woke me up and says hey

5:49

we're doing this. Because I

5:51

think the only see a thing to do now would

5:53

be we're going to take one on. Where

5:56

I'm asleep. Oh the zoo's

5:58

like the only see a way that. Even

6:00

it out in a. Yeah.

6:03

That isn't. Yeah, I would do

6:05

that to you. And memory

6:07

myself, I wouldn't do that to myself. I

6:09

haven't brought this up before but what we're

6:11

doing reminds me a lot of the Milgram

6:14

experiment and will help or that was the

6:16

Moto X Germany. Didn't like the sixties weird

6:18

they would get am to sit of active

6:20

in one of the actors played the role

6:23

of doctors that would we're a white lab

6:25

coat and have a clipboard and the hit

6:27

a defined script that they could say I'm

6:29

and in the other ect it would be

6:32

behind a glass By scan it into what

6:34

looked like a series of elite try a

6:36

body. And they get a volunteer

6:38

off the streets to I'm. The.

6:42

Facade was for the volunteer of the straight was

6:44

that there were trying to taste the people as

6:46

acts like the psychic abilities that would hold up

6:48

a card that was facing the wrong ones. I

6:51

was on this cat the lights triangle and if

6:53

they got it wrong they got shocked legal each

6:55

kid it in the level at which they go

6:57

to each key to keep increasing if they got

6:59

it wrong there. but it was the volunteer of

7:01

the straight to with to keep shocking them so

7:04

the prison wasn't actually didn't Let's get it there.

7:06

an actor in the Doctor at. Will.

7:08

They could say to try and encourage

7:10

the person to keep increasing the voltage

7:13

was the experiment Am. A requires

7:15

you to continue in. They gonna is basically

7:17

what they're trying to taste. As if you

7:19

have a person and authority. Could you get

7:22

to a point of putting your own morality

7:24

to the side? so much that you end

7:26

up killing another human being and when they

7:29

send out as his lungs that someone elses

7:31

responsibility. People were basically always

7:33

do that. And I see what

7:35

isn't as bit of pain that we're putting

7:37

ourselves through at this point. We like. With.

7:40

Serene during all common sense

7:43

because with seat the rules

7:45

down. Them sing

7:47

and and is. Ah,

7:52

I. Resent know what to say that it on

7:54

pretty heavy. I

7:57

think. It does

7:59

is so what are you did?

8:03

What I remember watching the movie on

8:05

this particular screening. I'm.

8:09

Only was the liturgy in pain to the

8:11

face it was happening again and are already

8:13

seen it all. I

8:17

mean again you Kevin with

8:19

a very heavy sigh. Nice

8:21

kid. I mean as of

8:23

my like this we were

8:25

at time. Is there any

8:27

given point in the project?

8:31

But. The sperm and must continue. In.

8:35

Got. Started.

8:38

His. Arms

8:40

stretched. Someone named David Hamilton

8:42

posted on the his from

8:44

Denton, Texas much as someone

8:47

was saying and to damn

8:49

taxes. Vegas is

8:51

posted it as saying on our

8:54

facebook group am. As

8:56

an article to it as Cinema blinds.com

8:58

article that what Chris Rock was up

9:01

to during the shooting of Gonna Say

9:03

I Saw As and Passing the Zaixi.

9:05

Reasonably interesting cause we've told well as

9:07

before Heavenly yeah sync with Can meet

9:10

Simmons was totally that Walk resort was

9:12

doing while of sit on says glass.

9:16

Say. It's in that was gonna answer to

9:18

that but his while Chris rock was in his

9:20

trailer because even see a thing as a quote

9:23

from him in the Sadek oh this is like

9:25

even the he was number four on Cool Shade

9:27

was Big Dog is important over time to. Answer.

9:30

Me to. To. The ensemble cast

9:32

seems very strong is critical. And

9:35

he didn't have a lot a lot to do

9:38

so. When. He he was in

9:40

his trailer which was love the time he was

9:42

working on the script for it I assume that

9:44

he made which is just come out could top

9:46

five. It's been released at the Toronto International Film

9:49

Festival to I'm. Quite.

9:51

Solid reviews by all accounts. And

9:53

it's got a lot of am came years and it

9:55

ends Adam Sandlers and and as at the end. ah

9:58

skin I love the

10:00

idea that Chris Rock used that term responsibly. Same,

10:03

man. Yeah. And

10:05

like Adam Sandler kept trying to call me,

10:08

hey, no working on your

10:10

own projects. But

10:12

he still came into his movie, which is Q. Yeah.

10:17

Well, you got to respect that. Adam Sandler thought it

10:19

was a quick cash grab from Chris Rock. I'm

10:22

not great at being your fancy pants

10:24

for am I moving? I'll

10:27

only be in your comedy. Your

10:29

family comedy. I'm

10:31

Adam Sandler. However he

10:33

says. Anything? No,

10:36

I'm just a family. Yeah, it's not bad. This

10:39

next message is from Casey Russell, who's

10:42

also posted on our Facebook group. Casey,

10:44

I don't know if you're a boy or a girl, says,

10:47

so I just watched the movie against

10:49

your advice. And let me just come

10:52

away from the message to repeat our message,

10:54

which is don't watch the movie. Don't watch

10:56

the movie. Don't watch the film. The message

10:58

continues. I was expecting everything in the movie

11:00

after listening to all the podcasts, but while

11:02

watching, I was lulled into a false sense

11:05

of security that the movie was actually a

11:07

decent movie. There weren't any laughs,

11:10

but it wasn't too difficult to get through. I

11:12

finished the movie about 10 minutes ago, and I've

11:14

never felt more drained in my entire life. I

11:16

feel like it's taken all the good out of

11:18

me and replaced it with abuse and violence and

11:20

burps and eats farts. I only hope

11:22

more people can take your advice to heart

11:24

more. There's

11:26

lovely feedback. We couldn't have warned you.

11:28

But also, I mean, I've got to

11:31

say, you live a life of extremes,

11:33

Casey Russell. If

11:36

you're like, oh, the movie's going OK,

11:38

and then suddenly you feel all these

11:40

dark feelings, Casey's

11:43

got to look at a mirror and see

11:45

what's going on with Casey lately. How's

11:48

Casey doing? I

11:50

mean, how are things going in Casey's

11:53

home? Have you got kids,

11:55

Casey? Are they happy? Are

11:58

you happy with who you are? You

12:03

gotta look at yourself Casey. You gotta

12:05

look at yourself. A treasure planet! I

12:15

think this is a pretty good time to go

12:17

into the Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour. The Steve

12:20

Buscemi Mystery Tour is coming

12:22

to take us away. Coming

12:26

to take you away. Take you

12:28

away. So,

12:32

I heard something for this. Did you want to throw anything out?

12:35

No, no. I believe the

12:37

only thing I knew was to tell me what

12:39

happened to Steve Buscemi's

12:42

character prior to this film

12:45

that has rendered him sort of motionless

12:47

in the leg department. In

12:50

the arms. Very busy in the arms. Oh,

12:53

I see. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.

12:56

Okay. So, I reckon he got

12:58

bitten by something venomous. Like

13:00

probably a snake. Mmmmmm. Yeah,

13:03

that's what I'm going with this time. Steve

13:05

Buscemi's character, Wylie,

13:07

was bitten by a

13:10

poisonous rattlesnake in

13:12

the spine. Bitten in the spine. Unfortunate place

13:14

to be bitten. And I think it happened

13:17

when in the first movie they were all

13:19

camping together on a dusty

13:21

mountain full

13:24

of rattlesnakes. Full

13:26

of them. Full of rattlesnakes. They

13:28

call it Rattlesnake Mountain. And if

13:32

you're at the base of the mountain at night time

13:34

and you're close to us, you can hear the gentle...

13:39

Mmmmmm. Oh, I'm buying into

13:41

this the deeper you go. I

13:43

think Rattlesnake Mountain sounds like a

13:45

real thing. I

13:48

think that Adam Sandler's family probably wouldn't

13:50

cross-rove into their holiday destination so well.

13:52

Yeah. So they might

13:54

wind up holidaying with it around Rattlesnake

13:57

Mountain. It was the funny thing

13:59

about the first movie. They were supposed to

14:01

go to Disney World, right?

14:04

You hear me? And

14:07

because Adam Sandler is too proud

14:09

to use MapQuest or Google Maps

14:11

or Apple Maps, whatever his chosen

14:14

provider is, he's too proud. He

14:17

ended up driving them off course and

14:19

then the car broke down onto Rattlesnake

14:21

Mountain. Because everyone was following Adam Sandler's

14:23

car in the carboy situation. They all

14:25

were a bit scared of him because

14:27

he yelled so much. He was

14:29

abusive. Oh, it's good. Yeah, so

14:31

that's... So we're having a

14:33

Steve Buscemi in the Mystery Tour this week,

14:36

man. He got bitten by a rattlesnake on

14:38

Rattlesnake Mountain in the spine. I like the

14:40

Steve Buscemi's Mystery Tour. They also

14:43

conveniently lead me into my next question, Tim.

14:46

Which is, I mean,

14:48

with regards to the podcast that we're doing. I

14:53

think, you know, we talk about people

14:55

involved in the movie. I mean, if they caught wind

14:57

of what was happening here in mostly

15:00

in Auckland, New Zealand, I mean,

15:02

how do you think a lot of them would sit on that? I mean,

15:05

how do you think, say, Kevin James would

15:07

feel if he found out that we were

15:09

doing this podcast? Kevin James would be fucking

15:12

furious if he found out what

15:14

we're doing. And I put Adam

15:16

Sandler in that camp too. I think he'd be upset.

15:18

If they catch one of the fans, they're not going

15:20

to be cool about it. I reckon David Spay to

15:22

be right with it. I feel

15:25

like Chris Rock could probably see the comedy in it. I

15:27

think he'd be kind of like the one who's on the

15:29

fence. I

15:32

think John Lovitz would be very into what we're

15:34

doing here. Very

15:36

into it. Yeah. Peter

15:38

Dante might already know what we're doing

15:41

because he apparently favourited a tweet where

15:43

someone was kind of talking about us,

15:45

tagging us and saying, yeah, yeah. So

15:47

I don't know. Maybe he's got some

15:49

awareness of it. That would blow my

15:51

mind if we got an opportunity to

15:53

talk to Peter Dante on the podcast.

15:55

Yeah. Well, I mean, he's pretty busy

15:57

with his job as a policeman. You

16:02

can just take a moment of your time Peter. Guys,

16:06

you heard the movie is not real eh? Well

16:09

right now Tim it's sort of just woven

16:11

into the fabric of my mind. Yeah this

16:14

one I'm trying to unstitch right now because

16:16

I know normally you realise the difference between

16:18

make believe and real but I feel like

16:20

right now I'm not sure if you totally...

16:22

Well look no I think... Distinction. The jarring

16:25

reality of the situation Tim, I'm sitting here

16:27

on a couch sitting frankly

16:29

uncomfortably close to you. It's

16:32

about 1.30 on a Wednesday

16:34

night and we're fucking

16:36

talking about grown ups too. Once

16:39

a fucking gen. It's like

16:41

that white snack song. Here I go again

16:43

and when I fell asleep. Here

16:46

she goes again. Two

16:49

different songs is it yeah? Look,

16:51

sure. Look,

16:53

it's just like... Tell

16:57

me what's love got to do?

16:59

What's love got to do with

17:01

it? Can you describe exactly

17:03

how you're feeling? Love but

17:06

a second hand emotion. Ever since

17:08

I got these new mics which

17:10

are handheld we've gotten real sing-song.

17:13

What? Love? Yeah well

17:16

they lend themselves to having a bit of a jam.

17:19

I feel like a glamour puss with this mic. I

17:21

know. You look like a glamour puss. He looks like

17:23

a glamour puss. He looks like a glamour puss. Ooh

17:25

with a velvet purr. Speaking

17:28

of the velvet pair. I'm

17:30

going to show you my painting that I bought today man. I

17:33

bought a large painting

17:36

on velvet which I didn't know was the

17:38

thing of a tiger that I'm going to

17:40

put in my bedroom facing my

17:42

bed. Where is it right now? It's in my bedroom. It's

17:45

on the ground. Do you want me to get it? I

17:48

mean the podcast is essentially an oral medium

17:50

and so I don't know what value our

17:52

listeners are going to get out of you

17:54

waiting into your lounge with this big tiger

17:58

picture. Alright,

18:00

you know what? We'll leave it. We'll leave it. Well, I

18:02

would like to speak about... Maybe I'll put a photo up.

18:04

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18:07

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18:10

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18:13

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18:15

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18:17

Mayor Rudolph, famous actress, comedy

18:19

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18:21

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18:23

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18:26

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18:29

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18:31

mother is

18:33

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21:37

bag in boiling water. So

21:39

it's, it's in a sort of a glad bag.

21:41

Like boiling? Yeah, similarly. Yeah. Similar to boiling. And

21:44

that's what Maa Rudolf's done here. I mean,

21:46

she's married, as we've said before, to Paul Tom Simpson,

21:49

one of the sort of

21:51

true auteur directors in Hollywood

21:53

right now. Auteur. Might

21:55

know Paul Tom Simpson from The

21:58

Master. Auteur. Do

22:00

you know what all terror is? No. It's

22:03

either distinct style or like fingerprint.

22:06

So if you're watching an all terror... I

22:09

mean you can see Dennis Duggan. Someone

22:12

is Adam Sander. Adam

22:16

Sander films as an all terror of sorts. Look,

22:19

this point's really gone off the rails. You

22:21

know what's really weird that Mayo Rudolph's mum

22:25

died at 30 women. What's

22:27

always weird is getting above the age of where

22:29

your parents died. You know what I mean? So

22:31

Mayo Rudolph now being in the late 30s at

22:34

least. I'd say late 30s. It's probably

22:36

around mid to late 30s. So it's

22:38

like when you get past that age of when

22:40

your parents died there's got to be strange territory.

22:44

No, it does have to be strange territory. I actually... I

22:49

carried the realisation the other day with

22:52

a heavy heart when

22:54

I was flicking through the support section of

22:56

the New Zealand Herald that I am... I'm

23:00

just not going to be an all black. Which

23:04

a lot of people would argue that's something I should have already

23:06

known but like I was looking at

23:08

the team list for the all blacks and

23:10

I was older than most of them and

23:13

I sort of had to pause and take stock

23:15

and say you're

23:17

going to have to... you're going to

23:19

have to let that dream

23:21

go. You

23:25

know how non-inter sports I am. I've

23:27

actually had that exact same thought probably

23:29

a year ago. I was like looking at

23:31

the squad I think when they were they

23:34

were overseas for the... I was watching Australia or

23:36

something I was looking at it and they had

23:38

a table with the ages on and I was

23:40

like it can never happen. I'll

23:42

never play for the ABs. Well

23:46

I'm glad that you've had that moment because

23:48

it was real. It was visceral. Totally. And

23:51

it was like... I

23:53

mean I've really... It's quite sad man. It's quite

23:55

sad because there's no... When

23:57

you find out that something's impossible that's quite

23:59

a sad reality. Realization yeah quite disempowering. I

24:01

mean there's the things I just like to have the

24:03

idea of it bubbling away on the bank burn it

24:06

like I could give up I can

24:08

probably everything I'll get to it if

24:10

I could I could draw everything You

24:12

know as a driver of a hat so speak

24:16

and become an all-black That's

24:18

just not real. This seems like as good a

24:20

time as any to Kick

24:23

off one of my favorite segments probably my

24:25

favorite segment. It's the Shorts

24:30

party time Spanish

24:33

words part of time is

24:36

party time With

24:39

Spanish words love that So

24:43

in the movie grown-ups, too, there's a

24:45

moment when Films

24:48

protagonists first

24:51

meet the college kids at the quarry

24:53

and suicide 35 off the top rock

24:55

35 bed rather What my mom

24:57

did that jump and she was brang with me. That's

24:59

the one and Taylor

25:03

Lortner says at one point he gets

25:05

so angry that the old demeanor there

25:07

invading the personal space of Kepa

25:10

man, I'll fix you guys a brutal

25:12

celebration That

25:14

he says that his hands are

25:17

shaking and Patty short says yeah, my

25:19

brother's hands are shaking My brother's shake

25:22

and what he does at that point is

25:25

he it's pretty short. That is He

25:28

backs away slightly He

25:30

extends his fingertips into a jazz hand

25:32

formation That's right, and that's followed by

25:34

a little hair ruffle to display for

25:37

the camera and for us watching Just

25:40

how pissed off he is on His

25:44

brother's behind. Yeah. Well, it was well. It

25:46

was shaken. He's so mad. That's the decision.

25:48

He made he's like This is my show

25:50

of solidarity. This is this is me empathizing

25:52

with my brother who's so angry I'm

25:55

gonna take a couple of steps back throw

25:57

out some jazz hands and ruffle

26:00

my own hair because I

26:02

mean business. I'm Paddy Schwartz. My

26:05

dad is a dad. My

26:07

dad is an Arnold Schwarzenegger and that's something

26:09

that you have to wonder is does he

26:11

understand the concept of character? So does he

26:13

understand that while yes he is Patrick Schwarzenegger

26:15

and yes his father is the

26:18

terminator from the movies, whether

26:21

or not he's managed to remove that effect from

26:23

his mind during the filming

26:25

of Grown Ups 2, whether

26:27

or not that particular piece of information

26:29

sort of permeates

26:33

his entire body of work in the film. So

26:35

when you're watching him, I mean do you not

26:37

feel like you're looking at someone who does think

26:40

that their dad is the terminator? I

26:43

don't think he's undergone that level of

26:45

critical analysis. So you

26:47

don't think he's got any consideration either way?

26:51

No. I don't think. I don't think

26:53

he's. Not how the brain works? Not

26:55

how Patrick Schwartz's brain works. How

26:57

does his brain work? What's he thinking when he's on

26:59

set? Paddy Schwartz. Party

27:02

time. It's Paddy Schwartz. Party

27:04

time. It's party time. Dan

27:07

Dugan keeps yelling action. Don't know

27:09

what to do because it's Paddy

27:12

Schwartz. Party time.

27:14

It's Paddy Schwartz. Party

27:16

time. It's party time.

27:19

It's Paddy Schwartz. Stop yelling at

27:21

me, Dennis. I

27:24

wanted to bring up the scene

27:26

in the supermarket when Adam Sandler's in

27:28

there. He

27:31

gave me a very confirming eyebrow

27:33

raise of acknowledgement. Like, yep, I know that

27:35

bit of that movie that you're talking about.

27:37

I know all of the bits in this

27:40

movie. It's after one of my

27:42

favourite lines. One of the few triumphs of this project

27:44

is, I know all of the bits of the movie,

27:47

which does not read well on a date.

27:51

Have you been on a date recently? No,

27:54

I have not. No. I

27:58

mean, I'll go on one. Have

28:01

you ever let someone set me up? Sure.

28:04

Yeah? Yeah, I've got someone.

28:06

I'll set you up. Can

28:08

I... Okay, yeah. Cool.

28:11

Oh wait, no, no, no, sorry. No, no. They've got a

28:13

thing. What? They've

28:15

got a thing. The Lord gave it to the

28:17

Lord, take it away. Well, I'll think of someone

28:19

else, man. I'll think of someone else, get it?

28:21

This is not a good time for this conversation.

28:23

So they're in the supermarket and it's when Kyle

28:27

gets called mud stuffing because Adam Sandler has

28:29

mixed up. I can love this,

28:31

bro. You love this more than I've

28:33

ever wanted. No, no, no, no. But this... I've

28:35

moved on from there. This is about that bit,

28:37

but a different part of it. So the exchange

28:40

in that supermarket bit between Adam Sandler

28:43

and Kyle is like... Because

28:45

he goes, oh, how do you know my wife? He goes,

28:47

oh, I worked her out this morning. And then Adam Sandler

28:50

goes, yeah, I worked her out too pretty good. So it's

28:52

kind of... He's like, oh yeah, you

28:54

fucked my wife. Well, I'm slightly

28:56

perturbed by that. And I would like you

28:59

to know that I also had sex with

29:01

her. Instead of like, are you serious? Which

29:03

is a lie. You had extra marital sex

29:06

with my wife and you're just telling me to

29:08

my face in a supermarket is I'm buying juice

29:10

boxes for a party. Do you

29:13

know what I mean? He seems very

29:15

fine about it. Adam Sandler does. Yeah.

29:18

Do you think he realizes... Like

29:20

he can't... He's not smart enough to put it

29:22

together as an easy yogurt instructor. Well, they're pretty

29:24

good too. Look, I think it's

29:27

just a reflex in Adam Sandler. But

29:29

wouldn't your reflex be? I would

29:31

probably... I'm not a violent man. I reckon

29:34

I'd punch him. I reckon I'd

29:36

punch him in the face. I know. If he was

29:38

like, hey, how do you know my wife? Oh, I'm

29:40

fucking in. Do you know, I was going to make

29:42

some sort of offhand comment, but I see this to

29:44

you when I watch the film today. So

29:47

Adam Sandler's wife is in the movie. She

29:49

plays the principal's wife. She's in the yoga

29:51

room. Well, the squat

29:53

rovex class when the instructor

29:56

comes in. And the instructor says he's

29:58

telling the ladies to stop. I'm not

30:00

perving on him pretty much and he's like, oh, and I happen

30:02

to be gay. And everyone

30:04

abuses him, being gay, except

30:07

for Adam Sandler's wife, who

30:10

sort of nods, like, agreeably, like,

30:13

yeah, you're gay and I'm okay

30:15

with that. And

30:17

she's the only person in the town who has

30:19

a modicum of sort of sanity with regards to

30:22

the matter. And

30:24

if you are listening, Mr. Sandler, which you might

30:26

be, you might be cowering in

30:28

a green shed sort of

30:30

out the back of your house while Adam frantically

30:32

looks around for you to

30:35

offer you a role in Grown Ups 3 and you're

30:37

just out here in the shed listening to us, going,

30:40

oh, I hope they talk about

30:43

me soon. You're welcome.

30:45

And here we are. And here we are.

30:48

I'd like to close off the episode with

30:51

a question from Hellman Cobbs,

30:54

or Cobes. I

30:56

would just say, C.O.B.S. Cobbs. Cobes. C.O.B.S.

30:59

is Cobbs. Like, multiple

31:01

Cobbs of Grown. Hi, guys.

31:03

Love the podcast. I just finished listening to

31:05

all the back episodes. Brackets, never watched the

31:08

movie. See, Hellman knows what's up. Headed

31:11

the advice. Question. If

31:13

you could have any character from the film

31:15

brought into reality to be a guest on

31:18

your podcast, which would it be and what

31:20

questions would you ask them? Thank

31:22

you for your question, Hellman. Okay. We'll

31:26

do one each, I guess, right? Roo. I

31:28

guess so. Mine

31:31

would be the history teacher, I

31:33

assume it's history teachers. Also

31:37

the lead from Grandma's Boy, a regular

31:39

Adam Sandler player, says, all

31:41

right, little birds, find your nest, man. And

31:45

also. Oh,

31:48

yes, summer is here,

31:50

man. I'd like to say, how did

31:54

you find Braden Higgins

31:56

as a pupil? How

31:59

did you? find Braden

32:01

Higgins in English, his

32:06

grasp of it. If they did a creative

32:08

writing course maybe, what sort of tense did

32:10

Braden use? How many tenses did Braden use?

32:13

Did he abide by the concept of tense? As

32:15

we know it, I'd like to

32:17

say, what's it like in the staff room? Does

32:21

the gym teacher show that sort of sense

32:23

of humor towards everything? Or is

32:25

he just enjoying that particular moment in

32:28

that particular class because it is the

32:30

last day at school for the term?

32:32

And I'd like to say, I mean, what

32:36

are you doing in this town? Really?

32:40

You've got a great attitude, you sound like

32:42

a very relaxed dude,

32:44

I mean you'd do well anywhere.

32:47

Why are you here? What about

32:50

you? I want to talk

32:52

to John Lovett, there's

32:55

no getting around it. You want to talk

32:57

to John Lovett? I want to

33:00

know what's brought him to that point. He seems

33:03

like a reasonably, he's creepy but he's a

33:05

reasonably smart and articulate, devious young

33:07

man, old man, a man. John Lovett's

33:09

the personal and John Lovett's the character.

33:11

The question is about the character. You

33:14

want to talk

33:16

to that character in real life? I

33:18

want to, you know like inside the

33:20

actors studio where that creepy dude, what's

33:22

his name, the host? He's

33:25

got the glasses. Frustrating. And

33:28

embarrassing because we've got an American

33:30

listenership now. And we should,

33:32

Malcolm Tucker? No. James Tucker? No.

33:34

James something? It's James Lipton. Thank

33:36

you. So you're good. James Lipton.

33:39

We've got there, God, who's Malcolm

33:41

Tucker? Who

33:43

the fuck is Malcolm Tucker? I'll Google

33:46

that later. Okay, alright. So James,

33:48

let's see what James does. Like if

33:50

we have Kevin Spacey on or something, he'll be like, I

33:54

would like to talk to, and anyone

33:56

like to say the name of the character. I Was

33:58

going to, I was going to talk to him. It was a

34:00

reference but in i forgot all of stairs when

34:03

laminates off. Yeah yeah but I was getting of

34:05

your engines. I see you on our guy like

34:07

care. Capex. Of

34:10

a hug God yes it did rise great one

34:12

bust out of the hit their as such a

34:15

good movie is like I love callbacks I haven't

34:17

seen the and a few years on my unit

34:19

else I am look where we are ready at

34:21

a time or you said listen his when I

34:24

would ask i just i don't mind me just

34:26

ask like what's gone on to that point of

34:28

being it in there. Was.

34:30

A good A Crowbar not assigning like know fi

34:32

nd and you told me as a ready and

34:34

a light writer and it with you because I

34:37

think it is a real trove of Hollywood and

34:39

and I'll preface it by saying. Ah,

34:41

Just philosophers new and you tube really

34:43

solid of old stand up footage from

34:45

this sort of icons are going out.

34:47

Louis Ck year we to sort of

34:50

like light eyes he soon. ah nineties

34:52

and even in two thousands. Save up

34:54

Bill Hicks! Like. Whoa

34:56

Low unseen below. Secret I yeah

34:58

like is the to leave cause

35:00

seen before but as shit it's

35:02

clout. Like Mitch Hedberg or won't

35:04

Bill Burr and Chris rock him

35:06

and his com and like a

35:08

snake. Altos. And

35:11

cause this this leads into your signing

35:13

light which is the this response. Have

35:15

complained to the norms of Hollywood and

35:18

it's taste. My shining light is everyone's

35:20

taste. Yeah and the zone. Or.

35:22

The main guys. Phenomenal taste

35:24

at right. Just a sexually

35:26

like outrageously good. None.

35:29

Of them of realtors. And

35:31

you respect. Because. Or

35:34

in. Between. On a soon

35:36

in two thousand and fourteen Chris rock head

35:38

to head prices are now or announced it's

35:40

true sometimes isn't done to knows. the daughters

35:42

and I did it's and with they like

35:44

Basham around really you've just got like a

35:46

bruise you rather than a smash it a

35:48

transformation rounds. I believe that

35:50

society Mana wix run or alternatively, maybe he

35:53

just got teeth removed and I just checked

35:55

and like capes or whatever the fuck they

35:57

don't. know if you've got

36:00

enough money you can generally just hurl it. Although

36:02

Tom Cruise had braces and I feel like if

36:04

there's any way around that he would have paid

36:06

for it. It's part of

36:08

his image though. It's a very

36:10

carefully curated image. I'm about

36:12

ready to chuck a fork

36:14

in this one. Episode 32. Have

36:17

a bite of the grown ups tooth sausage.

36:20

Take a fork in us because we're

36:22

cooked. I'd like to just say that

36:24

we are probably about to put out

36:27

a little press release

36:29

because we've

36:31

come up with this idea that we'd quite

36:33

like to watch the movie for the final

36:35

time for the 52nd episode in Los Angeles.

36:38

I don't think we've heard anything we've

36:40

heard. I've

36:43

heard that right. It'll

36:46

be like a weird pilgrimage. But I don't

36:49

know. It would

36:51

be good if someone could help us out

36:53

financially a little bit maybe. I don't know.

36:55

I don't feel like begging. Look, look, look.

36:57

I don't like begging. Well I

36:59

know. We'll stuff it out as a plan. We're

37:01

not big as, but we are.

37:03

As the plan crystallizes a bit more. We

37:05

are. Keep you up to date. Closing

37:09

that little helium filled

37:11

turd balloon into the atmosphere.

37:15

And on that visual. I

37:18

will bid you adieu. But

37:21

thanks for listening. Don't watch the movie.

37:23

And love every moment. Love

37:26

every day. Because

37:28

before you know it. Can

37:30

we actually change this music

37:32

to Minnie Robertson? Um.

37:35

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