Pee Scrapings. Uncle Tubby. Yaaard Situation. We Hear Kim Eyerolling. Asymmetrical nipples. Don't Come To TMS To Learn Stuff. If the 1940's were a person. Hard of Verbal. READ MY LIPS. It's Pronounced JIF. It puts the lotion on the feathers or

TMS 2658: Midnight Duds

1 day ago 1h 32m

Brilliant at night, stupid in the morning. I don't like Judgemental BEEEEEEEEES. You'll have no honey, no wax, and NO LT YAR! The only thing to sphere is sphere itself! Disorganized Retail Theft. Hit 'Em At Dusk! I'll kill the wasps but I ainât

TMS 2657: Newman Gnome

2 days ago 1h 15m

Kim's Chi. Chadpool. If He Dies, It's Not Us. Cranking the Nipple. The Heat of the Cool. The Frollo is also cursed. Hey there scooter boy, get off the lawn. Buckle in your Tentacles. No curb too high. Reeth Witherthpoon. Peanut Pickin' Bastard!

TMS 2656: Nose Raisins

6 days ago 1h 41m

LEAVE BULLWINKLE ALONE! Don't Moose Around. My fancy spider-man shirt. Practice Peter. Looking for the purple banana. Air Chimpanezes. Nilly Wellson. Constant Glance. Stinky Little Weirdos. Door handle tooth removal. WW2 Rain Delay. That's No E

TMS 2655: Nine-Toes Nick

7 days ago 1h 41m

Too Much Rear, Not Enough Window. There are places you hang washing. It's content until it's creepy. Come for the Loins. Stay for the Butt. Lefty Nipple McGee. Butt Pinchy. Gay mating rituals. That's a Typo. The Globetrotters are real to me dam

TMS 2654: Eat the McRich!

8 days ago 1h 10m

I Wanna Be a Bone Doctor. Shoulder Shake Butt Slap. Fettuccini: the other F word. I've seen your parents, Dick! Woody McWooderson. She Didn't Want to be an Urologist? Billiam Gates. All you can eat Warren Buffet. Strawberry truck jam. I wanna b

TMS 2653: This One's For Allen

9 days ago 1h 31m

Feces Piecees. Bag of Gizzards. Expected Jerkness. 99 Shit Balloons. I'm a Salad Believer. Peanut Eminem. Goblins of Democracy. Meat spill. Dump the salad in the thing. Kurkey Tooking. Prince Charming: Necrophiliac. Old man yells at kids in tre

TMS 2652: Summon the Beekeeper

13 days ago 1h 37m

Blow It Like an NES Cartridge. Road-Ragey Dicknose. Bonkâs Cork, Utah. I'm Going Vintage. Gray-Haired Jack-Knife. One Of Our Dans. Edward Batmanson. It's still not Kate Walsh. Brain Worm Spores. Scraping the Kid out of bed. Honk if You're Frogg

TMS 2651: Shuckelheads

14 days ago 1h 46m

Spine, Crackle, Pop! I Don't Like Alpha Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Chevy Shovette. Brian's carbonated meat woman. Your Princess is In Another Axis. Another Sand Movie. That'll do Penguin... That'll do. Danny Elfman - Elder God. Reall

TMS 2650: Serial Senior Slingshot Shooter

15 days ago 1h 33m

I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeves. Don't pee so close to me. Scott has not scene ALL of Furiosa yet. Bars In The Basement. Pounding Patrons Down Your Throat. Not Annoying In 2 Places. Public Peeing Protocol. Where's Harvey Chip? Let there be traffic li

TMS 2649: Ivan The Frequent

20 days ago 1h 48m

Red On Air John. Hose under the nose. The Elvers Have Left The Building. Upper class crackheads. Lego dogs. He's Really Into Cars. Don't Go To The Crack Hospital. Little Booger Cars. Multiple Bottom Lines. We are A Menace To The Elderly. Tes-Lo

TMS 2648: Backyard Funyun Factory

21 days ago 1h 50m

Carter can move the hornets. The MangoLeers. Distracting familiars. Skinny For No Reason. ALL YOU CAN EAT RICE!! Salem's not a Lot, with Dunaway. Eleven Hooha Sixy-three. Not Heirloom Tomatoes. People like typing two letters. Misery's on First.

TMS 2647: Grandma McFlurry

22 days ago 1h 41m

Shade on Cox. Coffee Adjacent. Tik Tok Hot Pot. Let's Taco Bout Sandwiches. Scott is a Fungi. The worst part of waking up is Postum in your cup! Previous enjoyment shirt. lacerating humpback annihilator. Baby Poo Sauce. I don't like Exxon Valde

TMS 2646: Flavored Water Polo

23 days ago 1h 29m

That Phone has Call Screaming. Is Time Real Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. I Don't Like Buckeeeeeeeeeeeeeys! Ol' Gamy Johnson. Knobby Brown Things. Arizona Jimmy. Soupa Twopa. Go Find the Clues and Do the Thing. Temu IMAX. John De Mulane

The Therapy Show S2E0: New Beginnings

25 days ago 20m 58s

An important word from Scott & Wendi. :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2645: Schrodinger's Marriage

27 days ago 1h 6m

You'll have no portal, no midnight pizza, and no Lt. Yar! My Big Fat Frogpants Wedding. I always feel like the pencil is watching me! The Brest of Denver. A brilliant idea until people get involved. Licks on a Plane. Porty McPortalface. Lumpy-e

TMS 2644: Fort Boyardeee

28 days ago 1h 42m

Whiff of Ibbott. Glove Box of Holding. The Cameron Wipe. Baldwin Bush. No More Cruise, Just Hanks. How Is Your Camel Toe Doing? What's In Scott's Eyedrops. Bermuda, No Shorts. Total Squatch Hunter. F that Uptown Girl. New Clear Wessel. Scott's

TMS 2643: Suing Your Oates

29 days ago 1h 28m

You Get NO Niles, NO Daphne & No Lt Yar! Ibbott and Costello. DJ CoolWhip. What does the Colon Say? Alcoholic Fresca. Tiny home, huge pantry in basement. GRENADAH! Kung-Fu Chow-Chow. Sigfried & Roy: Attorney's at Law. Half the Money, All of the

TMS 2642: The Herps

1 month ago 1h 37m

Printing The Plug Hole. Everyone Loves Dunaway. Hot Soft Bananas In Your Area. Benny & The Jessirits. You'll get no onions, small portions and no Lt Yar. Milk is Spicy. No Bread for Crusty Old Men. You Know, 1 in 4 People Have Conspiracies. Tha

TMS 2641: General Consumer Spicy

May 9th, 2024 1h 47m

They pelted us with rocks and garbage. Who Runs Molar Town? Master Blaster Runs Molar Town. Like Borgnine. Only Naked. The Tooth Fairy is a Nark. Dentistopia. Tarantino's Beaver Nuggets. Saint Francis of Chi-Chi's. 487 people walk in to a birth

TMS 2640: Brief and Feeble

May 8th, 2024 1h 52m

Save It For The Sack. Dory the Explory. No Core, No TMS and No Lt Yar! There Were THREE Bodies. Dungeon Murder - The Trading Card Game. Yawn's Yob. Reverse Cowgirl Twister. Whatever Alley I Have... It's Up It. Wrong Way Tornado. We're Pretty St

TMS 2639: Post Capone

May 7th, 2024 1h 27m

Chicken Hat. You can't have your Cake and listen to it, too. I don't like STREAMING Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! A Little Butt Lip. I survived the Hindenburg and only got this lousy T-shirt. Sleuth & Lies. Non asshole cake. Tax Filing Si

TMS 2638: Death by Pancakes

May 6th, 2024 1h 36m

Delineated Ibbotts. Stop killin' the villain. Diplomatic Technicality. The Pot's Not Free, so Go Home! Large Hands and Girthy Cans. What happened in TMS Vegas is talked about all week on TMS. Not Just Clean. VEGAS CLEAN. I Did Say Hibbott. Skee