This week we take listener request Joy Ride for a spin we'd like to forget. We debate the worst movies to spawn franchises (wink), discuss the classic TV series Crank Yankers, and rail against poorly written characters and truck physics.

• Debate Question (03:35)
• Movie Review (15:00): Joy Ride (2001)
• Final Cut (53:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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