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This episode is not explicit.

Voiced, written, and produced by Cap Blackard of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program.

Cap Blackard is a multidisciplinary artist specializing in writing, illustration, and podcasting. She's the showrunner of the award-winning audio drama, The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, a queer horror-comedy; co-creator the forthcoming animated series, Lightning Dogs; and is Mother Brain of Omniverse, her media company focused on storytelling podcasts. Her forthcoming series, TRANScend is a genre-bending autobiography exploring her transgender journey and the interconnectedness of all things.



https://cthulhumystery.com
https://omniverse.media

TRANSCRIPT

[Radio dial static]

AUDIBLE AUDIO: Business Lube is made with genuine caterpillars.

[Radio dial static]

[Plucky, friendly music]

CHEERFUL WOMAN: I love hot noods. For a quiet night in, a romantic evening, or getting the whole family together.

Those store bought noods just don’t do it for me. It’s gotta be the homemade stuff - like momma used to make.

All kinds of noods: thick and round, thin and nimble, or twisted into strange shapes.

That’s why I use send noods - a noodle delivery service that brings artisanal noods direct to your door.

[Door knocking/open]

DELIVERY MAN: Your spaghetti noodles, mam! Nice and long, perfect for slurping.

CHEERFUL WOMAN: Mmm. I’ll say. Send Noods. There’s never a dull night when you send noods.

[Radio static/ Dial noises]

CAP BLACKARD: This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced, written, and produced by Cap Blackard of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program.

[OMNIVERSE AUDIO BRAND]


Sunny Weekend by Diva Production Music - Licensed via Melody Loops