Produced by John and Faith Dowgin of the Mission: Rejected podcast.

John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'.

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ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents, Ken Burns ‘Quarantine’

Dearest Eulabelle Hope fades with my battery meter. I cannot complete French, level 2 idioms, in the time allotted, and shall lose not only precious lingots, but my belov'd streak. The damn'd owl mocks me with his smile and premium content outfits. I despair. Yours, Ambrose

ANNOUNCER: Produced by John and Faith Dowgin of the Mission: Rejected podcast.