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Welcome. Back to the show. This is a Friday

2:35

free show. The. First half, discrete second

2:37

map is behind a paywall. I yeah I

2:39

tried making it a mini version of the

2:42

shows you could You non subscribers can see

2:44

that we have a letters page and

2:46

a final video and these different segments but

2:48

that's not fun for me. I

2:51

would prefer to do a complete show once.

2:54

Some going to bite the hand

2:56

that feeds me and fuck myself

2:58

over. dude I so my billie

3:01

spend dad and Sunday night. So

3:04

I've drank with them. Sunday Monday. Tuesday.

3:08

Ah, The

3:11

Mrs wanted to party. Okay,

3:13

never say no to that

3:15

Wednesday. Was. Anthony. So I had

3:17

the hair, the dogs and then yesterday

3:19

I was like alright you gotta pay

3:21

the tax man at some point. And

3:25

so I paid him yesterday, could barely

3:27

eat until about six or seven pm.

3:29

and then I finally sort of shook

3:31

myself to bed after we did to

3:33

Thursday night show and the nightmares were.

3:37

On. Believable, Children.

3:41

And under duress. Likes.

3:45

It. Started out okay. Out

3:47

Never talk about your dreams, Your. Job.

3:50

Or your kids. I started out okay I

3:52

was doing a relay race some for promotion

3:54

with greg got felt we were just ridiculous

3:56

he like dandies and we're doing a relay

3:59

but was or. There's by checks. So.

4:01

I'm sexist in my dreams and they

4:03

didn't have the correct balls for it.

4:06

And Greg was like i'm outta here and I

4:08

got what we can bake a relay race. We

4:10

could still do the commercial, would have had to

4:12

do it ourselves. He's like ness now It was

4:15

in the most dangerous place in the world. This.

4:17

House that we were shooting this. It. But

4:20

the subway would touch the house almost.

4:22

You could jump on. Get. Away

4:24

from the savages and be gone. So

4:26

imagine like Port au Prince Haiti right

4:29

now with the barbecue running the show.

4:32

Ah, So. I stick

4:34

around after he leaves. I go all make it

4:37

home later whenever. I have a backpack

4:39

and a fanny pack. And I missed

4:41

the last train said gotta go out into

4:43

the abyss into judgment nights and is all

4:45

these like. Gangster

4:48

murderers. They. Want my fanny pack

4:50

so bad? Meanwhile the only thing i'm i'm

4:52

realizing how boring as as as i helped

4:54

still a thing in my fanny pack was

4:56

dog food, some doggie treats, A

4:59

bit. it's a observed chains. But.

5:01

I couldn't let them grab it. Because.

5:06

Ah, That would show weakness and

5:08

I could see with these hyenas that is a

5:10

even let them take like a dollar for me

5:12

there were gonna do worse than murder me eventually.

5:16

As if you're ever see even

5:18

slightly coherent. And your nightmares And

5:20

nightmares are stressful. So. It's.

5:23

It's likely that you're having a moment.

5:25

your adrenalin is sort of waking up

5:27

a little bit if you can grab

5:29

a semblance of control when. They.

5:31

Say that depression like the but whole sir

5:33

for song Twenty two going and twenty three

5:35

They see the depression comes from not being

5:38

able to come out A winner in your

5:40

dreams. So don't be.

5:42

And. This goes for life to don't just be passive

5:45

and sit back and go. well. I guess I'm

5:47

in hell. I'm going to get murdered. I'm in

5:49

Haiti. Hades in America, so

5:51

I don't know if I will this, but at

5:53

some point there was a spiker I think his

5:55

name was Bugsy. And

5:58

he heard that I. In around

6:00

and he had in created this incredible

6:02

like take truck that had these flat

6:04

boards that started out on the side

6:07

and if you tried to attack it

6:09

the the the boards would make you

6:11

slip where you can stand on the

6:13

boards. And.

6:17

So. I got into that. And people

6:19

jumping on and they were falling And I was. I

6:21

was holding on the front, I wasn't in it, I

6:23

was in front of a grub are standing on the

6:26

board says is garbage everywhere Forgot to mention that everywhere

6:28

is garbage. Sick as it was. Haiti was a white

6:30

eighty. And I

6:32

made it across the border to safety. And

6:35

then I remembered i have a buddy back

6:37

in there. And I look

6:39

at the sight of thing you standing on the boards

6:41

or know where he came from. He was gone. So.

6:44

The dream ended with me having a go

6:46

back and I'd said i'm going to them

6:48

my fanny pack in my backpack because as

6:51

I learned from the documentary The Gentlemen on

6:53

Netflix, when you're doing business with Case as

6:55

you go, give a little bit to get

6:57

a little bit. Gotten. And Co

6:59

shiite. But

7:02

yeah, These.

7:04

Nightmares at the end of a

7:06

bender. some mouse. Something.

7:09

Else. Woke.

7:11

Up in a cold sweat, I

7:15

went to Japan last night. my dream

7:17

oh yes nothing wrong with that to

7:19

right down there was nothing wrong with

7:21

that. I wasn't enjoyable experience and we

7:24

even per took him some of the

7:26

traditions like tourist trap things of course

7:28

you know the bridge for people. eat

7:31

those little sandwiches so non alcoholic streams

7:33

are boring is what you're saying. Like.

7:36

Mine was my could be a blockbuster

7:38

film. That was. Peaceful.

7:41

Nice. And. But you know

7:43

you know it said so without the place

7:45

where you traditionally eat the sandwiches on the

7:47

bridge was closed. Ass.

7:50

Next time I think you need to

7:52

become an alcoholic my friend. Need

7:55

some color in your life? I drink wine.

7:58

ah one of these pass on days. Little

8:01

glass wine. Yeah. Crazy. Well pour

8:03

me a big tall glass of care next

8:05

time you have a story about one of

8:07

your dreams. LeBron James had

8:10

a very big announcement today that

8:13

I was stunned to

8:15

hear. That's

8:17

a good question everybody wants to know. LeBron,

8:20

what's your decision? This

8:22

fall, man, it's very

8:24

tough. I'm going to

8:26

transition and take my talents

8:29

to the WNBA and join the Indiana fever.

8:32

Why? I've

8:34

just always felt like I was born in the wrong body.

8:37

Was it always in your plan? Well,

8:41

I mean, this is

8:43

something that has been way... Guys, have you

8:46

never heard of room tone? I was just

8:48

about to download this and fix it. Yeah.

8:50

It's in there. Like the room, it's there.

8:52

The room tone is all there. You could

8:54

just take it and then multiply it. You

8:57

know, the question everybody wants to know. LeBron?

8:59

I think so. It doesn't sound monotonous like

9:01

it's going... You

9:03

could reverse it. You know? Okay. Yeah,

9:05

because I would... If you only have like a

9:07

couple seconds, you're gonna hear... Right.

9:12

A little... Not quite that big of a blip,

9:14

but you're gonna hear a cut. Or you take

9:16

an even smaller piece and like that doesn't

9:18

have the... And then you would

9:20

multiply that, but then randomize what it is

9:22

so it does sound... There's ways, guys. There's

9:24

ways. Come on, you faggot and fuddy-duddy. In

9:27

fact, when we do the Nick Oakes AI,

9:29

it like forces the room tone. So if

9:31

we have a sample that we give it

9:33

that had room tone, it has that in

9:36

there, which is kind of annoying, but it's

9:38

like hard to actually avoid doing

9:40

it the right way. So I don't know

9:42

how they mess it up. Yeah, it's a challenge to

9:44

fuck this up so bad. And this fall, man... And

9:46

people are like, AI is getting so good. It

9:50

is if you do it right. Like

9:52

this. Helen Keller doing Billy Jean. I

9:54

think they nailed this perfectly. In

9:57

fact, for a second there, I thought this might be

9:59

real. We're gonna widely the Who: A

10:01

Bullhorn. Of

10:08

all. Of

10:11

us. He

10:18

more. And.

10:24

Will not. Even

10:30

our our. Outer

10:32

ear. For

10:35

at an early calories out buildings are

10:37

made by aliens I guess. Have you

10:39

heard the arguments against Helen Keller? Yeah.

10:42

I've heard of the arguments of against

10:44

Australia existing. And planes

10:46

mom nerds. Those

10:49

and. Ah, speaking of a

10:51

I saw it's a baby Monster centers

10:53

in a bunch that are unique to

10:55

us. It's strange. I'm playing them right

10:57

now. To Be Born On as really

10:59

familiar with the show, Because.

11:02

I'm. You won't

11:04

get these jokes both here here

11:06

here we can explain to someone

11:09

to play the jail a main

11:11

drop guard you don't know what

11:14

a jelly bean. I started following

11:16

her and he was just raving

11:18

about grandma snacks. she's pixies Got

11:21

saw a clip mars and jelly

11:23

beans. see got merciless the of

11:25

a. And

11:30

I'm in. Awe!

11:33

And the mom is like we. We. Have

11:35

all those things is like

11:37

now they got hard say

11:39

mean juju be use it

11:42

and. Ah my,

11:44

You know what? I. Am

11:50

now so go to the

11:52

email. Got a I I

11:55

think the first one is a

11:57

beautiful country songs lamenting the fact.

12:00

that he doesn't know what a jelly bean is. ain't

12:31

no easy stuff I asked them folks

12:33

what it means but they

12:35

just land oh

12:37

the mystery of the jelly

12:39

bean black

12:41

photographs it's

12:43

like a photograph of an excess uh

12:46

what's the next one? I was

12:48

googling asking all kinds of people

12:51

what a jelly bean is f**king

12:55

witches too blowing

12:59

stuff blowing? taking

13:02

the plane to food can you

13:04

get some background stuff? this should

13:06

be the comfort zone light on

13:09

ball, blowing in the wind taking

13:11

it through it all with the flames

13:14

smoke rising high, blowing sky

13:16

to clouds taking the fly,

13:18

f**king business yeah I can see why you thought

13:20

that open zone was AI what's the next one?

13:30

how do I get the tone of drums

13:32

and guitar? like that's crazy

13:52

I don't get this I don't like

13:54

the hours I was running Notes:

14:00

things. That

14:13

I get. all the different person wrote

14:15

a song about me the today I

14:17

saw You About Me. That's where my

14:19

favorite subjects: political nurse. What's

14:25

one for? Okay, So.

14:27

Really been one on the table there? I.

14:30

Guess I am. Not

14:44

mentioning. Now

14:46

on a lotta love notes.

14:49

You know my gosh style

14:51

cooking as you know, current.

14:53

Don't that know he's talking

14:55

about a different guy? Did

14:57

you even hear the lyrics?

15:00

Is crazy he said. He

15:03

said Gavin Mcinnes. Is

15:05

that your name? Is.

15:08

Your name Gavin Mccanns. Last.

15:10

I checked it was get Macinnis. No.

15:16

Not. Even close to you know why? Does.

15:18

The Gavin I know. Would. Walk out. Would.

15:21

Work out of a show? Know. Because

15:23

that would prove that their

15:25

rights. And. The and they're not

15:27

so says as really it's. Enough.

15:30

For one to walk out would be to confirm what

15:32

they're saying. We're

15:34

back. Okay, what's may be, there's a

15:36

positive song. No. Oh.

15:46

No. Said. Snowboarder

15:56

The new. oh. Someone

16:03

says this next one video of you

16:05

stealing a phone might

16:07

break me out of this slump that I'm in now because

16:10

of the no-chin thing. By the way, I haven't wet the

16:12

bed in at least a year. So, way

16:14

to fucking bring up the past.

16:16

Eat that haters. So this

16:18

is you stealing a phone. This has been sent to me so

16:21

many times it's almost admitted to the Google

16:23

Doc. Please stop sending me this. I

16:31

don't see the resemblance at all. You're

16:34

just a comparer. This is gonna sound racist but

16:37

I was really impressed that Chinese people

16:39

can do comedy. Pretty

16:46

good joke. Also,

16:50

Sprinks. See the email Sprinks. I

16:52

didn't number it. It got past me.

16:56

But, I would keep

16:58

finding these funny guys. You

17:00

turn on Comedy Central. You don't see a lot of

17:03

funny guys. You go to

17:05

a comedy club. You don't see a lot

17:07

of funny guys. It's like comedy has been

17:09

wokenified and ruined in the mainstream. So you

17:11

have to go to the outskirts of TikTok

17:14

to find stuff that was pretty

17:17

easy to find up until

17:21

pretty recently. Up until Obama. No,

17:25

Trump. I would

17:27

say Trump. That's

17:30

when the woke people decided they

17:32

had to blockade comedy. Anyway,

17:34

I'm ruining it by building it up. My

17:37

door is locked. I'm syncing the image in my brain. I'm

17:39

not gonna worry that it's unlocked once I lay in bed.

17:43

So, man, you left your door unlocked. I

17:45

did. You know what sucks about that is I

17:48

have a thing where I kind of worry

17:50

about. I locked my door every time I lay down. So,

17:53

I kind of really tried to sync the image of me locking it in. Well,

17:56

you know when sometimes you lay down and you're like,

17:58

did I make that shit up in my head? Like

18:00

yeah, really and then you did you made it scary

18:03

cuz it kind of confirmed Yeah, so now you'll do

18:05

it forever like always wonder that I leave that I

18:07

parked my car that I like my car I turn

18:09

the lights off that I really like it. So what's

18:11

the repercussions for me? I'm gonna beat the shit out

18:13

of you Oh, no, I'm gonna take the fluff out

18:15

of the air That's called a

18:18

new war war I

18:20

believe so. Yeah, it's a little gray one. That was one

18:22

with zombies for the first time. Yes. It's very fun taking

18:24

that Why do you want it? What's going like? What is

18:26

this? Oh, this is my job. Can you

18:29

let it slide or no? Cuz believe it or not.

18:31

I really don't like to Yeah, get the shit

18:33

beaten out of me. I don't like really his

18:35

arm. He's got a looks like he's a

18:37

burn victim Yeah, you ever do it. You

18:39

take a burning being burnt makes you funny Yeah,

18:42

or you did it for you kids at home. If you

18:44

want to get funny get some hot oil on those arms.

18:46

He's on fire Yeah,

18:48

look at it again. It's good at burning people sick

18:54

Even even say anything. Wow.

18:56

Yeah, man. You believe that what you're bringing

18:58

in place All right, come on

19:02

That's great. That was really funny

19:05

purple works nutrition Missed

19:08

the gym all week because of this

19:10

stupid bender Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday today.

19:12

I was like, okay, come on You didn't drink

19:14

it all. Well, I had only like five drinks last

19:16

night Had

19:19

did my night paid my nightmare tax and

19:21

every bender you got to pay that IRS

19:23

with some an entire night of

19:25

nightmares And I thought I got to

19:27

get there, but I barely slept. I I've

19:29

tossed in and turning and I thought

19:32

I need that one little push and

19:34

there we got purple works nutrition it

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Don't skip this because I have a very

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19:55

it's true doesn't give you the shits you

19:58

know, but But I

20:01

decided to do a special segment for today's

20:03

Purple Works Nutrition and show you some art

20:06

from my gym. So

20:08

get this stuff, it gives you the

20:10

tingles. I definitely see muscle development. I'm

20:12

still a fat pig because I have

20:14

so much beer and

20:16

carbs. Wait, wait. But

20:19

it just makes you go to the gym.

20:22

And when I was there, Larry kept

20:24

trying to hit me with the pads. I was fucking

20:26

a blocking machine. At one point I

20:29

ducked. And he was like, ooh, look

20:31

at you. Bobbin

20:33

and weavin'. Anyway,

20:36

while I'm on Purple Works Nutrition and slamming

20:38

away, I thought I could show you some

20:40

things. Here's a poster of a

20:42

baby monster made of Larry Barnes

20:45

and his big fight with Felix Trinidad. Kind

20:48

of a career altering fight. And

20:50

if you look at the very bottom, it's kind of hard

20:52

to see, but it says get fired, get in trouble, be

20:54

brave, and never stop fighting. So

20:57

that's a fun little shout out to

20:59

baby monsters at the gym. Uh,

21:03

this is, I don't know what the fuck is going on

21:05

with this, but that's on the wall. It appears to be

21:08

some kind of a seagull with little

21:10

booties on, playing a trumpet with a

21:12

flying kitten. I, you know what that is?

21:15

No? Mike Tyson used to do these,

21:17

like these collages. That's a Mike Tyson. Oh, that's

21:19

a Mike Tyson. I made that up. Me,

21:24

you, one, zero. That means a boxer came

21:26

to my gym and said to the owner,

21:28

hey man, I don't know if you give

21:30

a shit, but I made this. Cat's

21:33

got glasses on. I don't know if you want to. He's

21:36

like, yeah, sure, kaklunk. He stapled it to the

21:38

wall. In the middle, too. He gets it laminated,

21:40

too. Like every single thing in the gym is

21:42

laminated. That's

21:45

a staple right there. In the center of

21:47

the artwork. Roller

21:50

skates? Did I, kind of got a roller ski? What

21:54

else do we got at the gym? It's important to

21:56

relay. This

21:58

is weird, so that's Larry standing up. up there

22:00

with his arms up and it appears he beat

22:02

the shit out of everyone in the gym. Where are

22:04

you? Are they just, maybe they're tired

22:06

because he's such a good trainer. But

22:09

that's a good quality drawing

22:11

whoever did that but I don't

22:14

know it looks like the trainer's

22:17

a little too hard on the clientele. Yeah

22:20

I don't think if you're tired you grab your balls. Like

22:23

you hit them in the balls. I guess come

22:25

to our gym our trainers will beat the shit

22:28

out of you. He'll

22:30

kill everyone but the dog. Okay?

22:33

What else do we got? This might take you

22:35

a second to realize but it is a bookshelf

22:38

in the shape of a face. Tons

22:40

of books are available. Read better yourself.

22:42

I've never seen anyone touch a book. I don't

22:45

think anyone at my gym can read. No

22:48

offense? Well that's not fair. There's a

22:50

couple authors but let me put it this way. The

22:53

most people I've met who can't read happen to

22:55

be at a boxing gym. There's

22:58

a reason that there's a scholarship in

23:00

college for every other sport but

23:02

boxing. Safest place in

23:04

the gym to hide your money. You

23:08

could put your crypto wallet in there. If I

23:11

don't want the trainers to see me and tell

23:13

me what to do I just stand by the

23:15

books because they have a natural aversion. Although

23:17

I keep wanting to get that lost and found book.

23:21

The Bronx is burning I think is about the

23:24

Yankees. Here's

23:28

the G-dog. I think you're going to zoom out.

23:31

I'm on the wall. My boys vix. I'm

23:34

saying my boys, the proud boys are the

23:36

victims here. Proud goons

23:38

chief blames lefties. I guess that's me. So

23:41

that was the daily news. I signed it for

23:44

some reason. Wherein

23:47

they're a liberal newspaper here. It's mostly

23:49

for teachers and stuff. And

23:53

they were saying that

23:56

they were allowing me to say that these guys

23:58

have been framed and fucked over. That

24:01

next picture is John gets so horny.

24:03

That's Big John at the gym.

24:06

And he's like, please just for one second.

24:08

I'm like, dude, I'm lifting weights. Please.

24:12

Not now. I was waiting to receive you.

24:14

Yeah. And he goes, I'll wait here. You see if you feel

24:16

like it later on. I'm like, I'm not going to feel like

24:18

it. I'm telling you right now. I've

24:23

noticed Americans, they love puns,

24:26

as Ryan does. But I don't think they think about

24:28

what the other one is. Like the example I always

24:30

use is, we've got these new

24:33

biscuits. And they're called sun chips. And

24:35

you put them where the sun don't shine. And

24:37

it works because it's sun and sun chips. But

24:39

the sun don't shine means you're ass. Like, nuclear

24:41

is not a good thing to be an assuming

24:44

fool. I get that it's new and it's clear.

24:46

But nuclear waste is bad for you.

24:49

Do they think it's clean? Like,

24:52

nuclear is clean. I

24:54

think it's just like, I got a word play.

24:56

I'm not going any deeper than that. Yeah. I

24:58

actually saw one of these workers, like, while I

25:00

was getting sinned. OK.

25:04

Good story. Like the other day. Are

25:07

they new? And are they new

25:09

around town? Sounds like a pun, but OK.

25:12

This is one of my favorite things I look at

25:14

every day. C's

25:17

does not have an apostrophe. I see the

25:19

typo here. And

25:22

I keep meaning to bring in

25:25

some gray paint and just cover

25:27

the C's apostrophe. That's

25:30

the kind of thing you keep meaning to do. You're never going to know what

25:32

to do. Of course, it'll. Does that fly over

25:35

your head, Ryan? No,

25:37

it definitely shouldn't be there. But

25:40

you know what confused me? It's ITS.

25:43

Sometimes there's not an apostrophe, right? I

25:47

always thought there was an apostrophe. Welcome to fourth

25:49

grade. Welcome to

25:51

eight-year-old levels of spelling and grammar. I

25:53

never thought about it. You

25:57

should probably edit that out. I'm

25:59

not. I'm okay with... No, I'm okay with...

26:01

It's probably in the case that it's part of the word is... Ryan, please

26:03

don't waste time on the show with the dumbest

26:06

shit imaginable. Uh, next?

26:08

Well, if you know it, you'd explain it. Yeah,

26:11

I don't know it. Uh, I like

26:13

this one because he goes, do not hit bags

26:15

hard. Speed bags made for speed. Not

26:19

strength, whatever. But then

26:21

he's like walking... Yeah, not power. And

26:23

then he's like, well, it's not bags.

26:25

It's particularly the speed bags. So he has

26:27

to add speed in there. And then he's

26:29

like, that's just power. It's timing too. So

26:32

he adds a little plush timing. It's

26:35

an organic sign. It grows over time. I

26:38

think that's the last one. Oh yeah, just some puppies on the

26:40

wall in case you like puppies. Those are there.

26:43

I don't. I

26:45

don't have a feeling for puppies. Leon

26:47

Spinks just showing off his grill. Looks

26:50

great. Oh, this one is fun.

26:53

That's their old gym. But zoom in

26:55

on those four guys. Find

26:57

how low IQ you'd have to be to call

27:00

yourself... No, no. The four guys

27:02

at the bottom. To call yourself face,

27:05

Mr. Magnificent. Hi,

27:08

I'm face, Mr. Magnificent. And why is

27:10

it a different font size? So

27:13

I wanted to say face. That's how I'm known. But

27:16

I'm also known as Mr. Magnificent.

27:18

So you've got to make Mr.

27:20

Magnificent a little smaller. Who knew

27:22

Jadakiss and DJ Shortcuts would

27:24

be the most rational guys in the room. Alright,

27:28

is that it? That is it. That's

27:31

a new twist on Purple Works Nutrition.

27:33

They sponsored a look

27:35

at the posters on my gym. At

27:39

my gym. Alright,

27:42

and then finally Nita Fashions. Look

27:47

at this. Is

27:50

that your new one? No. No.

27:53

Because I saw somebody, a baby monster got

27:55

fitted. In Jersey, they just got theirs yesterday.

27:58

So that means ours is a week long. long if

28:01

all goes cordoned bland. Okay.

28:03

Exciting. I think a lot of them

28:05

they need a fashions

28:07

is so efficient that

28:10

even when they're on tour they're sending plans

28:12

back to Hong Kong and having people make

28:14

it there. So baby monsters were getting their

28:16

shirts even though anneal and Peter haven't returned

28:19

yet. But are they still on their tour?

28:21

What do we got here? It's Friday the 26th. I don't have

28:24

today's New York Post. I took my motorcycle

28:26

I stuffed it under my bum bum and

28:29

when I got here it's gone. So

28:31

it's gooched. It's gooched away. It's

28:36

the 26th of April. Yeah so they're

28:38

in Palo Alto, California tomorrow.

28:40

Today is their last day in San

28:43

Francisco. Probably too late for you to

28:45

schedule a San Francisco visit. But

28:48

their tour ends this

28:50

week. Depending

28:52

what you call a week. This Monday I

28:55

guess. 27th and 28th. So

28:57

tomorrow, Saturday and Sunday they're

28:59

in Palo Alto. You go over

29:01

there, you get a fitting, check out

29:03

some swaths, you choose where your

29:06

buttons go. It sounds gay but

29:08

it's super fun. That being

29:10

said I think I'm gonna cut the

29:13

show off now and

29:15

say to all you freeloaders what I say at

29:17

the end of every show. Which

29:20

is get fired, get

29:22

in trouble, be brave and never

29:24

stop fighting.