0:02

5.1.PAPGAN Hey,

0:05

I know art school. But tell me something. I'm

0:07

gonna get a new flagstaderie. I

0:09

wish you all a badi no badi. And

0:12

you all wanna act a style a

0:14

la di. Live from New York, it's

0:16

Get Off My Lawn with Gavin

0:19

McInnes. And you all wanna act

0:21

a style a la di. It's

0:24

the England of New Park Yard. Real

0:27

bad man, I'm a delina sha'at.

0:29

Street jeans, got that footpads. Everybody

0:31

yaffie, I'm swimming, get me claps.

0:33

Everybody yaffie, I'm swimming, get me

0:36

claps. Lillana hard, miss me at sa'af.

0:38

Dude, bro, she get don't need no

0:40

spas. Everybody yaffie, I'm swimming, get me

0:42

claps. Toothbrush, get out the

0:44

dust spots. Everybody,

0:47

yaffie, yes, when we get me clocks.

0:51

Where did I get me clocks? I got

0:53

these clerks at a

0:55

Clark store that was closing down. I got a great

0:57

deal. I don't think they make these anymore. As

1:00

I discussed in my recent How to Wear

1:02

a Suit video, which is free on

1:05

Censored.tv, these

1:07

are the most comfortable shoes I've ever

1:09

had. I love Clerks. The desert boots

1:11

get a little wrinkly over time, but

1:14

this was Vibes Cartel's breakout hit. I

1:17

don't know when, when is this song from? He was

1:19

a nobody back then. I

1:22

think it also introduced Popcan. What

1:25

year was, did that song come out, Ryan?

1:27

Clerks by Vibes Cartel. As

1:30

you know, the Jamaicans love conflict. It's

1:33

always this side against that side, the

1:35

yin and the yang, but with guns.

1:38

And the big

1:41

Jamaican music dancehall rivalry

1:43

there is Ponda Gaza versus Ponda Gully.

1:47

Vibes Cartel is Gaza. So

1:49

it was Popcan. What year? Fise.

1:53

Almost 15 years ago. And

1:57

Vibes went to jail. The

2:00

song is also in that video. That's why I

2:02

choose it. But another reason I chose Vibes

2:05

today is because he's free.

2:08

He was serving a life sentence for murder, which

2:10

he probably did, but

2:13

one of the jurors was caught trying to bribe

2:15

the other jurors. Can you imagine the garbage justice

2:17

system that goes on in fucking Jamaica? I

2:20

mean, it's probably, it's better than Haiti. That's

2:22

what it says on the Jamaican license plate.

2:25

It's better than Haiti. We don't eat each other yet.

2:27

It used to be come to Jamaica to feel all

2:29

right. No, it's come to Jamaica. It's slightly

2:32

better than Haiti. Come to Jamaica. We

2:34

promise you will not get eaten. Jamaican

2:36

dance hall artist Vibes Cartel's conviction for

2:38

murder has been overturned. The

2:40

48 year old was given a life

2:42

sentence in 2014 for the killing of

2:45

Clive Lizard Williams. Most of you just

2:47

know him as Lizard on

2:49

the Caribbean island. A successful appeal heard by

2:51

the Privy Council in London argued that a

2:53

juror accused of trying to bribe others should

2:55

have been thrown off his trial. This

2:58

is like, he's already done like 10

3:00

years. His career didn't falter during

3:03

his time in jail. And

3:05

obviously the question is, why is his,

3:08

why are his vocals so audible? Are you bringing

3:10

in recording equipment? The corrections officer is

3:12

denied it and they're lying. Although there

3:15

are some songs where you can hear he's on the phone. Authorities

3:20

in Jamaica will decide whether the case

3:22

should be retired. The musicians real name

3:24

is Adija Palmer, which is

3:27

why you hear that woman going, Hey,

3:29

Adi in this hit, which

3:31

is on my hit mix that

3:33

is also free. The sounds of Jamaica. We

3:35

made that a video. I think it's free

3:37

on the site also. Lots of

3:39

free stuff. Play that

3:42

one three. That's a 2016. Uh, King

3:46

of the dance hall was the album there. No,

3:49

that's Clark's. We've already heard that. Hey,

3:51

Adi is one three. It's just

3:53

him talking to various chicks about how he wants to

3:56

fuck them. Me sorry, Gavin.

3:58

That link links. Back to

4:00

that lacks. One.

4:03

Three does. Yeah, But

4:09

what an enabler some me look it up.

4:11

One Three is also Clark's Yes, That's.

4:15

right? I don't believe you is

4:17

to defend Link but he same

4:19

thing please don't do Jamaican accent

4:21

or it or when you're obedient

4:23

slave. Or use that as

4:25

the same link. Miss? Okay, just fine.

4:27

Hey Eddie, I guess. Okay, yes. I

4:31

don't think anyone gives a shit about vibes, cartel,

4:33

or guys and golly I'd sir. do. I

4:36

do with will miss again and. He's

4:40

least we space white. He

4:43

was a pretty dark dude back in

4:45

the Clerks video. Any they tried some

4:47

coloring. creamy nose hair can look like

4:49

Gavin Mcinnes when I do this so

4:51

they blew his whole body weight to

4:53

look them up is why does both

4:55

now and then he cause covered in

4:57

himself and tattoos which have a lot

4:59

of profundity when you're know by now

5:01

and are now he says he looks

5:03

like a coloring book. Ah,

5:12

Thanks. Not

5:16

subtle and all know that

5:18

stance home. it's it's kind

5:20

of pants, but it's sex

5:22

prompt. And after

5:24

a to make independence Reggae was all

5:27

about good vibes and positivity and then

5:29

it got politico. We stand up for

5:31

your rights or but they would never

5:33

play dance hall that was played just

5:35

in the dance halls since the name

5:38

so they would have the raunchy as

5:40

shit. Like

5:42

a i heard about that aims meaning I've

5:44

heard a lot of things about you are

5:46

just talk about the Towers and Dicks. Mississippi

5:49

and you meet your mother does

5:51

or this deep sense to dig

5:53

to put up on bomb was

5:56

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5:59

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6:01

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ago. To. The minute. By

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the way, speaking of advertising, we have

8:13

that meet and greet fit saying I

8:16

think it's my pin to tweet on

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twitter so it's Friday now! Should have

8:20

forgot to bring the paper. Or

8:23

Friday now. So New Jersey on Monday we're

8:26

going to hang out the drink whiskey and.

8:29

Pillared, You don't have to

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buy an old rods for miles. somebody else

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do? I have to buy a suit know

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the one that's about view of silly. Two.

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Hundred dollars you have free shirt over stuff is

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a half africa to the sales for New Jersey

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A very good. It's almost so that sells a

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New York. Not. Breaking any

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records Notes to Friday's Way, but

8:49

this could be a flop. I.

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Could try this and it's a complete abysmal

8:54

failure and I could even hurt. Need a

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Fashions because they're normal clients. can't show up

8:58

during these things so simply get like three

9:00

guys. Ah, they've lost a ton of money

9:03

and I'm a loser. But in my defense,

9:05

this was need A Fastens idea, not mine.

9:09

They. Said I have a lot of Wales. Whatever.

9:13

That means. Ah, I

9:15

try to keep. I try to get to the God wheel.

9:17

On. This show. Where. We

9:20

just spin a wheel and God decides

9:22

would stories we talk about. But I

9:24

have to talk what actual things happening

9:26

that we can't forget about. This is

9:29

a news program ultimately. So here is

9:31

some things that I could absolutely could

9:33

not delay. One Ryan,

9:35

Katsu Rivera was scoffing mice my job

9:37

simpering for Olivia Rodrigo Ice I don't

9:40

even want to fucker. I like her

9:42

music and Ryan says that gay her

9:44

music sex which is amazing from abiding.

9:47

What a real good. I've never heard

9:49

a Porta Rican not like anything I

9:51

didn't say. So listen to like over

9:53

Rally just the list. Do a music

9:56

by not a big fan of The

9:58

Deed Metallic really do them. Do

10:00

a Jack in the box. Puerto

10:02

Ricans have no no boundaries when

10:04

it comes to music. That's true.

10:07

It's fucking weird. I don't think there's any lot

10:09

else like that I don't like cake. Cake,

10:12

Another Sandals, The Band, The Threat.

10:15

Take for them when running and going and

10:17

talking in set of singing. I

10:20

don't pull them up. Jamie at are

10:23

they a grunge band? I. Don't

10:25

know what the fuck? Remember like

10:27

a nineties grunge band a thing

10:29

called cake? I'm every game. The

10:31

Cd Advice: hair going, the distance

10:33

they're going Thursday's vote. Mom.

10:36

I wasn't so as. Far

10:43

as. To

10:47

why Molson was yesterday. Spy Music

10:50

Know what? I reminds me of

10:52

my haste outside the box. Bands

10:54

like more scenes Not off, Not

10:56

on a lot of we'll need

10:58

a guitar or saxophone as a

11:00

guitar. Yeah, there's a reason Guitars

11:02

has their boys. Magic

11:04

being really into morphine. The

11:07

band not to drug. Like

11:09

just putting it on when you're alone in the house

11:11

and blaring it. As you tidy up.

11:14

Or assemble a cooler you gotta

11:16

on Amazon. Frank's

11:19

But The Mighty Morphine Power

11:21

Rangers. Know it though of the

11:23

band more are you looking for the band? Morphine?

11:25

Course I've got it right here with song

11:28

would like to hear. I don't care. I

11:30

don't like them. This

11:33

and we must say something. I

11:36

went to Concept Boy in our. Own

11:40

side so at the base

11:42

rate. Raped

11:52

by a guitar. something you can look at the

11:54

moon. So,

12:00

go ahead, let's hear the sax come in to

12:02

save the day. There

12:04

we go. I

12:10

think Tom waits for the genius, but I think

12:12

he's to blame for this. Ech. In a weird

12:14

way. New

12:16

York's okay if you like saxophones. Um,

12:19

so yeah, Ryan said he's not into

12:21

Olivia Rodrigo, and then we get some

12:24

footage sent in. What

12:26

are you talking about? She is. You know why

12:28

she's popular with girls too, is she's not too

12:30

attractive like that Sydney Sweeney chick? She's

12:33

like a solid six. Who's

12:38

that, Ryan? Okay, well hold on. Go

12:40

back and freeze it. Okay. And explain

12:42

yourself. Have you ever, like somebody

12:44

says, I have free tickets to a thing?

12:46

Yeah, how come you know the lyrics? Look

12:48

at your lips move. Look at your gorgeous

12:51

beast-ung lips dance around to every word. I

12:53

think they had it on the screen. That's

12:55

right. Yes. Yes,

12:57

they had it on a big screen. They do

12:59

that. Like a karaoke. By the way, go back. We

13:01

saw the screen. It's a bunch

13:04

of candles. It's a different screen. There's a different

13:06

screen. And that's just one lyric. And

13:08

you're not even looking at the screen. You're

13:10

looking at how well you're videotaping her body.

13:12

That's actually a front-facing camera. I was looking

13:14

to see if my curls were, and they

13:17

were, were at whatever. That's embarrassing

13:19

and you're caught. Wait, hold on a second. I

13:22

knew, and I denounced her. I

13:25

don't think- Oh yeah. She's being known,

13:28

I think this is in the letters

13:30

today. She's known now as the queen

13:32

baby sacrifice satanist demonic

13:34

demon. Right. Because she was handing

13:36

out plan B pills, which is

13:39

a very weird pro-choice or

13:41

pro-life. That's a fucking weird thing to do.

13:43

And then committing a portion of her tourist

13:45

ticket sales to abortion firms. Okay.

13:49

All right. She hated that baby. I

13:52

didn't know that when I attended the concert.

13:56

Yeah. That's very blasphemous. With A big screen

13:58

that showed the lyrics. This probably

14:01

could have waited. This is part of

14:03

the only non topical stories on today's

14:05

to do list, but I you know

14:07

I feel about people who cross the

14:10

road during bicycle runs. I don't know

14:12

why it's it's in my top ten

14:14

pet peeves. I fucking hate when people

14:16

talk about robots taking over it so

14:19

gay and stupid. Or soon robots will

14:21

be serving everyone. Will soon you'll have

14:23

a robot in your house during the

14:25

laundry that drives me mental. There is

14:28

no point within the next hundred. Years

14:30

were a personal robot is going to

14:32

be under four million dollars. There will

14:34

always be illegals. We have eight million

14:36

a year since Biden came in. Dell.

14:39

Fucking do your laundry for nothing. So

14:42

that we literally have women taking

14:44

in refugees as cooks. We've we've

14:46

rebuilt slavery from the ground up,

14:48

so we'll just have more human

14:50

garbage before we ever have fucking

14:52

robots. Leah, What about a Rom

14:55

Were a wrong? Be those dumb

14:57

vacuums. Yeah, I had one of

14:59

those. They sucked. said it takes

15:01

him about eight hours to do

15:03

ten minutes. a sweeping. Or

15:05

which reminds me by the way. Go. Go back

15:07

To Me. I'm

15:10

at the gym. And their sees bad

15:12

kids from the school that come in

15:14

and sweep and he's using one hand

15:16

on the broom. And. Ago

15:19

we'd have gimme this. I was aggressive as

15:21

sixty minutes to gotta hold this. This is

15:23

the fulcrum. This is a pivot. This is

15:25

the axles and you get that you're gonna

15:27

get some sub field in your tits. gets

15:29

scoop scoop it up there is a her

15:31

and then is kind of boss guy was

15:33

like a like is is kitty and then

15:35

I notice a little bit later the Bosc

15:37

I can. I had some. Login.

15:40

P. O. Gate.

15:44

And. Then I am gate. Actually don't care

15:46

if you're retarded uses know how to

15:48

sweep sweeping. Like don't sing

15:50

the national anthem at Citi Field thieves your

15:53

to retarded. Sorry. So

15:55

then I'm on the stairs and

15:57

their sweeping the stairs individually. With.

16:00

A tray. And like

16:02

guys, stop. Started

16:05

a very very top the tippy top of

16:07

the stairs. it's only force flights. Start there

16:09

and do the thing I showed you earlier

16:11

had my back. Then you get down the

16:13

second set. break my rent rent rent rent

16:16

a for man job on whether to you

16:18

here and you keeps. By the time he

16:20

gets the bottom step it should look like

16:22

the Sahara desert but in a garbage compactor.

16:24

like just absolute shit and then miss. You.

16:27

Scoop it I knew a train. Your money Me:

16:29

I was three but at the door to under the street. From

16:33

on guys. But.

16:37

It's that the everyone's the setting off a

16:39

box these days. Oh. I'd

16:42

do the sweeping. Okay, even even like

16:44

the gym is like we had the

16:47

guys come by dismal too I care,

16:50

I like there's a fucking curved corner

16:52

on my way to work every single

16:54

day I think of told you but

16:56

of before. Of

16:59

his assays survey suited to buttons

17:01

don't actually opened their fake. Oh.

17:03

That's Not true. At it that out.

17:06

Jamie. I've.

17:08

Told you with this before, right? It's

17:10

the court. There's a big building, they're

17:12

probably got two hundred residents in it,

17:14

and there's his truck that regularly I've

17:17

never caught in the acts. It clips

17:19

the corner. now. it looks like a

17:21

fuck an eighteen wheeler. but maybe it's

17:23

just a landscaping truck and it just

17:25

eggs into the grass Six that the

17:27

Trump is like this big at. at

17:29

one point he went back on the

17:32

grass little bit later. Maybe.

17:34

He a similar. Maybe

17:36

he's doing it on purpose and they fucked

17:38

him over. I never even thought of that

17:41

but you know the fortune immigrants super guarantee

17:43

the as an accent puerto Rican it very

17:45

best. can believe I'm saying that he just

17:47

says he doesn't even do it himself. He

17:49

get someone to come in, they rake the

17:51

soil the ad soil. you know they try

17:53

to make a flat than they see that.

17:55

then they put hey on and grass over

17:58

the course of the next couple weeks. Regrow

18:00

and then what happens? And

18:04

I'm like, you need seven

18:06

pieces of rebar that are

18:08

two feet tall? Hammer those

18:10

in Two people around the

18:12

corner. not too high. Or.

18:15

The band right? Actually pretty

18:17

low. Let's make them

18:19

only like. Three. Quarts

18:21

maybe like eight inches. Out.

18:24

Of the soil you put a sign

18:26

that says please stay off the grass

18:28

Now Assists Fucker Does it against pop

18:30

pop Pop. Pop his

18:32

tires, Maybe. Even

18:34

if you could shop the mineral. Who has

18:37

the tools to sharpen Rebar as seems pretty

18:39

advanced. But. But. I

18:41

couldn't agree with more than five years.

18:43

Couldn't agree more with would they said

18:45

it's is I haven't talked to know.

18:47

He just couldn't agree more. It's gonna

18:49

go on like this for ever. That.

18:52

Breaks my heart. I

18:54

promise you I'll keep you updated or take

18:56

pictures of Bring him in on Monday but

18:58

that that is gonna get receded, it will

19:00

regrow the truck of over again and it

19:02

will go on forever because people aren't. Present.

19:06

In the day to day. Like

19:08

they gotta. They get in there for all.

19:11

Going to be dead soon. So like go

19:13

over there fix something. Snell What? We're going

19:15

to get to the front page of the

19:17

post today where someone was killed on the

19:20

subway. That gets tricky. Five black kids are

19:22

picking on an Asian girl. Who's

19:24

like Sistine? I guess you gotta go

19:27

in there and die. So does very

19:29

unfortunate scenarios. but generally he Larry David

19:31

it You got a curb your enthusiasm,

19:34

you got a gate. What are you

19:36

doing. What? Is that? Get.

19:39

Involved. As

19:41

James Brown says, get into it. Anyway,

19:45

Sorry so that was a long way

19:47

of trying to get to this thing.

19:49

so I don't give a fuck about

19:51

cyclists. You know, these Big Ten speed

19:53

races? Whatever. They are ripe with little

19:55

not quite yet right? But

19:57

there was that woman who showed the sign. Who

20:00

were grandparents and said like in France it

20:02

was like hey grandma Grandpa here I am

20:04

as you put the sign up. so far

20:06

it's it. Hit like two guys they wiped

20:08

out in a destroyed the entire fucking race.

20:11

I want to bite her. And

20:14

anyone who crosses during these things

20:17

like you can across you better

20:19

see a mile on either side

20:21

of nothingness and even then sprint

20:24

across. Why you crossing? Why are

20:26

you at the race So. I

20:29

respect people even when I'm not remotely interested in

20:31

their shit. So I don't give a fuck about

20:33

cycle racers. But I respect that someone has been

20:35

training for this for months to big deal to

20:37

them. it's been on the calendar, axes on the

20:39

calendar every go, ten more days to the big

20:41

race. they probably like said way like boxing and

20:43

then you know two days before they're allowed to

20:45

eat or and the night before they can eat

20:47

the put on like ten pounds in a. Little

20:51

nervous that day and families

20:53

there and and some caused.

20:57

Said. Head monster

20:59

decides to cut

21:01

across. And ruin the

21:03

whole fucking think, How mad does this

21:05

make you. This. Should make your

21:07

blood boil. Less

21:15

annoying and number to

21:18

say. He

21:22

didn't even look. Say.

21:32

Sammy. And.

21:35

Then I think i I must be hulu

21:38

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another bike hitting them. Or

21:46

six guys dad say. Oh.

21:53

Fuck him. Fuck that guy. Wish we could

21:56

call him to go through. A member doesn't

21:58

even care. He's like us. Any

22:00

typical Danny De. Santa.

22:08

Clara Illinois any business. I should say

22:10

that for the Monday show on Mondays

22:12

were very casual. Laid. Back

22:14

Groovy. So.

22:17

We all know what have mcdonnell I'm on give

22:19

to get back to cutting news due to the

22:21

to do or as Bill Burr would say stood

22:23

to don't don't don't don't know totes. To

22:26

Don Lemon. Got a gig! Now we

22:28

can all go on twitter and have

22:31

a show and you can monetize advice.

22:33

They put up the stupid fucking annoying

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22:38

you say hey man, has anyone seen my

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22:43

and more it a gang will get it's

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22:56

talking about sponsor. Oh yeah, that's how they

22:58

monetize and it's I Can we least make

23:00

the comments linked to the original think pleases

23:03

or worse things that intuitive. And

23:05

but then there's the elites like

23:07

Tucker who get an actual deal.

23:10

That's. Like routers, Deal with rumble where

23:12

you get big money because you're drawing

23:14

so many people to the platform. Don

23:16

Lemon. A. Lefty. Who's.

23:19

Was a genius behind. Anti

23:22

Fascist. It's in the

23:24

name. He

23:26

got a good he disrespectful to people are

23:28

not recess Be disrespectful. I think I'm Smith

23:31

is not actually a words. Is.

23:35

Not. Even remotely controversial were to. Start.

23:38

Like a A regardless of a

23:40

deep cut. But

23:43

so he did an interview with you on

23:45

mosque and lost his job. I.

23:48

know i know i say get fired but

23:50

when i say that i mean be yourself

23:52

and don't be a coward and is that

23:54

means you eventually lose your job cause you

23:56

support trump for your pro life so be

23:58

it i didn't mean be so shitty at

24:00

your job that you're fired on the first

24:02

day. But that's

24:04

what he did and I thought he put a little

24:07

letter out. We're going to see it on Monday. I

24:09

cannot wait to see that interview. But

24:12

someone sent me this and a baby monster

24:14

sent this and this is him saying that

24:16

getting fired is none

24:19

of your business. No, no, sorry. This is him saying

24:21

that free speech has consequences and all

24:24

these pussies who get fired after no time

24:26

at all should just shut their gay

24:28

mouths. People

24:30

like you and the like carried his

24:32

water and told lies. Didn't

24:35

tell lies. Allowed the lies to spread. That's

24:37

why. That's a lie actually. Senator, nobody

24:40

asked you to be the editor of the President's Twitter

24:42

feed. The one he has been permanently

24:44

barred from. The one he is whining

24:46

about. The one

24:48

he is whining about. Trump

24:50

is whining about being banned from Twitter.

24:53

He is being pressured.

24:55

Foreshadowing from the Cadbury

24:57

egg that is by the lemon. They've

25:00

taken away his freedom of speech. The fact is,

25:02

like a Cadbury egg, he's got white cream inside

25:05

of him. These are private

25:07

companies. They

25:09

have no obligation to have anyone on their platforms.

25:12

These are decisions that have nothing to do with

25:14

Congress. Except perhaps for people

25:16

trying to kill them. Trying

25:19

to kill them. Think about it this way. But

25:22

they're going to espouse freedom of speech,

25:25

right? Being taken away. So

25:27

stop. This, he's

25:29

bitching about Trump

25:31

saying, will be wild. And

25:33

his contention is that Trump saying, come to

25:35

the demo on Gen 6, it will be

25:37

wild. That was him

25:40

telling his followers to kill

25:42

everyone in Congress. Is

25:44

there a more low IQ

25:47

take possible? It

25:50

will help you understand if you frame it in that manner.

25:52

If you frame it in the freedom of

25:55

religion argument that you use so much. Twitter

25:57

and Amazon and the like, they are the

26:00

Christian bakery. Okay?

26:03

Trump is the gay couple who wants a

26:05

gay wedding cake. Okay. Let

26:10

that sink in, says Drom's eyebrows. First

26:12

amendment. Congress shall

26:15

make no law respecting an establishment

26:17

of religious freedom society. It's

26:20

like a podcast that you just look into the

26:22

camera. This is on the TV. It's

26:24

like a gay dude who just got dumped and

26:26

he's your neighbor and you're sitting talking to him

26:28

for a second in the hallway and he's so

26:31

happy to finally have some ears to fill with

26:33

his garbage. And you're like, yeah,

26:37

that's terrible. Yeah, I gotta be

26:39

heading out, but I'm sorry to hear that. Eyes

26:44

there or abridging the freedom

26:47

of speech or of the press or

26:50

the right of the people peaceably to

26:52

assemble and to petition the government for

26:55

a redress of grievances. That's

26:58

what it says. It says nothing about Twitter or

27:01

social media. Okay. The Congress.

27:06

Don't get it twisted. Stop using that argument. Don't

27:08

get it twisted. It makes no sense. Isn't

27:11

that beautiful? That's the beauty of these assholes

27:13

too when they're around this long. Like Joe

27:15

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27:17

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27:20

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member next benedict. See.

30:58

Was beaten. For. Being

31:00

trans. He I don't

31:02

even know what it was going for

31:04

actually. And the strange thing about the

31:06

media and the left is they want

31:08

that to be true so badly. Or

31:11

we guilty that. Like. When we

31:13

hear a shooting or a bomb and we hear his

31:15

name's Mohamed, do we go? Yes! It's.

31:18

Possible. But in our defense, when

31:20

we go, yes it's because there

31:22

is a problem with Muslims and

31:25

terrorism so it fits a greater

31:27

real pattern that really happening second

31:29

on Britain if you don't believe

31:31

me. Ah, so that's a good

31:34

thing. Trans. Kids

31:36

are not getting bullied. Gay Kids are

31:38

Not getting bullied. I would wager that

31:40

if there's any bullying going on in

31:42

the gay community as the other way

31:44

around, If you

31:46

don't want to have a trans flag

31:48

up in your fucking classroom, you're in

31:50

trouble. Or how about that poor bastard,

31:52

that teenager who dared to do have

31:55

a burn out. On a.

31:57

Rainbow painting on the ground. I don't

31:59

know how the going to prove they

32:02

did than a purpose by the way

32:04

but he's facing hate crime charges. South

32:06

is any bullying? it's Rainbow versus the

32:08

rest of us. Ah, But. It

32:11

just it smelled bad this next benedict

32:13

thing. Now. She was bullied.

32:15

She's trans hear it. Let's check

32:17

out the media. Ah, this compilation

32:19

of the media. blaming. Lives.

32:22

Of tic toc for the severe beating and

32:24

spears the narrative right. Beautiful little trans kid.

32:26

I don't know if it's going for female

32:28

or male. Hang out of the bathroom is

32:31

homophobes are like not all my watch. Boom

32:33

boom boom boom Beater to Death Murderer. Just.

32:36

For being in the wrong bathroom. And

32:38

at where did this raids come from?

32:40

It came from libs of tic toc

32:43

who's constantly saying beat the shit that

32:45

is. All lives

32:47

of Dig Dug does. By the way it's his

32:49

show you what some gays did. That's

32:51

it. There's. No editorial. That's.

32:55

Deserve the chance to grow by love your

32:57

actually speaker next. How many do you get?

32:59

Their joy? A couple

33:01

of next minute assassin or of since

33:04

I am hundred that know tragically that

33:06

is not going to happen. Instead it

33:08

next died a day after a fight

33:10

in a school bathrooms at a Waffle

33:12

high school in a while So a

33:15

suburb of Tulsa a needle in a

33:17

while. We don't have a definitive cause

33:19

of death in this case so maybe

33:21

shut up And the idea of fight

33:23

in a bathroom. Probably sparks

33:25

fear and set the desert. it's

33:28

move from our liberty Mutual. Lgbt

33:32

or non conforming said some of the

33:34

as a the social. Or

33:37

in the hearts of most parents of

33:39

Lgbt or non conforming said some of

33:41

the i assume we have earrings jingling

33:44

and so many cellphones gonna are. Losing

33:46

our kids And we're losing it because

33:48

of so many. For the losing our

33:50

to say that as hacks, they're putting

33:52

laws in place and creating a culture

33:54

of violent not leases or false hi

33:57

welcome to the false read out. The

34:00

amount of broad. sit, sit and

34:02

watch this shit and get mad.

34:04

about six in. I honestly

34:06

think this type of journalism is dying. One

34:10

of the founders of the Lives at Six Tax

34:12

the was appointed to an advisory board in the

34:14

states citizen and a live in the state and

34:16

was appointed to an advisory boards. Let's be clear.

34:18

this. Is. A green just. Said it's

34:21

something that every parent, every person

34:23

watching, To be fearful of. And

34:26

for those who don't know what lives of

34:28

Tic Toc is, it's a tick tock app.

34:30

That a tick tock sort of group of

34:32

people school know go after. Lgbtq. Put noble

34:34

and let this is one Atlanta teacher who

34:36

was targeted by lives of Pick Toc. Was

34:38

it the athletic lost his job, was accused

34:40

of grooming? Seriously, go out to people Have

34:42

him tyler when was featured in the Lives

34:44

of Tic Toc post telling students if your

34:47

parents don't accept you for your app them

34:49

spam. Suggests sounds like he deserves

34:51

some low back over that and of that

34:53

next lexi angry about that posts would only

34:55

do to protect people in states like or

34:57

Oklahoma that are not for to stop of

34:59

else it is not so weird she just

35:01

glide it over the with the teacher said

35:03

and the teacher said if your parents don't

35:06

support or you are fucked them. Obviously

35:09

the teacher wasn't argument with you want to be

35:11

punk. Or. A cowboy or

35:13

goss. He meant if

35:15

you want to maim yourself and pretend that

35:18

you're a different gender, And.

35:20

He said fuck them. In other words, I'm

35:22

the parent. Look I.

35:24

Am the captain. Fuck. Them.

35:27

And libs of tic toc didn't. Participate.

35:31

In the backlash. That. She just exposed

35:33

him for saying that. So.

35:35

You're She's mad. Joy Reid is mad that

35:37

the teacher was exposed. Or

35:40

adults. It's important for

35:42

every person wants to see this as. A

35:45

threat to not some of us, but all of us against.

35:47

Is this can happen? Snacks and Non

35:49

Binaries kid in Oklahoma it can happen

35:51

to any of our kids were also

35:54

calling to make sure that next next

35:56

as allies with some semblance of ancestors.

35:59

Were calling on the wall. The Department of

36:01

Education has gone ahead and make your

36:03

racial use every lap or of the

36:05

federal government to ensure that you know

36:07

is shut up you dumb bitch is.

36:09

So I remember seeing this. Stupid.

36:11

Kid and she was being interviewed by the

36:14

police in a hospital bed. Now.

36:16

If she's on her waited das. And.

36:19

She's twenty four hours to live. How is

36:21

she to speak? To see Hammered Senior at:

36:23

Is this a case of medical malpractice where

36:26

you can talk to a girl as she

36:28

dies. And she wasn't like. Ooh.

36:34

She's. Like yeah, we started it. I

36:36

through water at them because they were

36:38

calling as I'd they're making fun of

36:41

our laugh or something. She started a

36:43

fight. And they

36:45

overdid it's attorney. Nothing overt is actually

36:47

seem pretty fine in the hospital. She.

36:50

Seem great. There's no stitches or

36:52

bandages anywhere. and then c o deed

36:54

later. Breaking

36:56

the medical examiner's release: Nexus cause the

36:59

deaths. I've an overdose. The left uses

37:01

tragedy to attack me and the media

37:03

allied with Story for weeks sing I

37:05

was responsible from Nexus. Das. Ah,

37:09

I. Know I'll tell you who's responsible for

37:11

Nexus desks. The silly he moves. We were

37:13

just listening to. I.

37:15

Weighed I wager would happen was

37:18

next was the spotlight everyone was

37:20

talking about her. C C I

37:22

think megalomaniacs are drawn to this

37:24

gender dysphoria things as it's all

37:26

about me and my pronouns and

37:29

how you can talk about me

37:31

when I'm not around and as

37:33

think she was probably already depressed.

37:35

These people are It attracts narcissism

37:37

and and depression. So. She

37:39

had both of those and I think

37:42

cod it on purpose. Now.

37:44

I. Don't know what those things are. I

37:47

think they're like Prozac is one of

37:49

them. and then the other thing. Ah,

37:51

some sort of antihistamine or something.

37:53

I forget what those are, but

37:55

they are reported to have on

37:57

side effects that includes. But so

37:59

maybe that was enough to driver

38:01

over the edge. But what drove

38:03

her to take those pills? And

38:07

this culture. The. Culture of

38:09

Your Okay Prozac and

38:11

Benadryl. Ah,

38:16

I. Blame the last four

38:19

for indulging her silly

38:21

whims. And

38:23

either the over medicated her because

38:25

they took this bullshit seriously as

38:27

some sort of mental disease as.

38:30

Or. She. Got excited

38:32

with the attention and killed herself. Either

38:35

what, you got the whole thing wrong, Your the

38:37

bad guy. joy. And

38:40

teachers involved. Speaking

38:43

of quiz, I also couldn't let this

38:46

wait till Monday. Dylan is a pop

38:48

star dilemma. vain. I was looking at

38:50

the sky and I'm like you just

38:52

a skinny sus queer. You

38:57

know, likes at least that black

38:59

chicks it was unclear be enthusiasm

39:01

is kind a hot. And

39:04

has some symptoms for avatars.

39:06

some present stiller. You know

39:09

I'm talking about Laverne Cox.

39:12

But you see this guy and you're like even

39:14

as a gay, you're at work. Yeah.

39:18

Now is obviously this is this

39:20

person mentally deranged and sphinx that

39:22

there are a chick but you

39:24

can I get their popularity but

39:26

with deal and mulvaney i even

39:28

if i was a a homo

39:30

who was pro chance of be

39:32

like or that little towards gonna

39:34

be here. Like this guy

39:36

can deathly barbecue. Great.

39:38

Like What? Dylan? What? you

39:40

mean? like Eat Haitians? In

39:43

the South? like He's probably got

39:45

a really good like rib rub

39:47

recipe? Sure. yeah. There's

39:50

some substance to this weirdo, but

39:52

with deal in the it's just.

39:55

He's at work. What?

40:02

everyone else in this video seems

40:04

like Reasonable Americans as a cheesy

40:07

gorgeous my girlfriend. Now.

40:11

Can't tell on the said the stickiness.

40:18

I hate Chance. Once

40:21

in his body or that I'm dating I

40:23

thought he likes checks will not the thing.

40:26

I don't know. The

40:42

legs moving. He.

40:46

Says know what I mean like but I'm

40:48

Maggie that high school and you're just like

40:50

ours. Dylan here fox here as David cousin

40:52

for are like you get in the cruise

40:54

yes for us was Paul Guy is what

40:56

do you get in the car It's he

40:58

got his dad's car and there's like four

41:00

people in the back and you see Dylan's

41:03

one of them and you look at the

41:05

driver like. And

41:07

then he said he goes. Oh. My

41:09

goodness a Sound David is other

41:11

any works in the politics and

41:13

supreme court and stuff it really

41:15

around. Gonna lie but

41:17

I guess I'd be ready. Dogs to

41:20

your doctor, he does constitutional law and

41:22

order to where. Ah

41:24

yes sir he is. He might be one

41:26

of us. At an hour you have a

41:28

gradual a society or are people so he's

41:30

one of us are reading. Earned a way

41:32

to go Ryan A dude. Classic grind, great

41:34

singer. Yeah. One

41:37

of us happens to be a class. Ah,

41:41

I. May go behind. The pay was. A

41:45

medium of one last dad. Can

41:47

I throw in an Lgbt thing? Okay,

41:49

It's good. so I'm. Somebody.

41:52

Months mrs that, a game dead by Daylight

41:54

hired a transgender voice actor for character. They

41:56

didn't show him the design of it Ended

41:58

up being a deformed. Mutiny that occurred who

42:01

appears to have died by hanging. At

42:04

the time my voice the character I had

42:06

a lot of fun. It was great experience.

42:08

I was told that to voicing there's no

42:10

model and a creature was supposed to be

42:12

amorphous. They had no model design before record

42:14

of my life So it's my assumption that

42:16

the design team took my medical history my

42:18

billie to use multiple Voices as an opportunity

42:21

to create a character that miles and encapsulates

42:23

my medical history as a trans and capitalism

42:25

catered to the transfer Wikimedia lottery Me Me

42:27

it's always But I say about narcissism. It's

42:30

very me censor guess I was tricked

42:32

into heavy into voicing stereotypes insist seven

42:35

viral he harassed for being a trans

42:37

thousand people since the say yes. That's

42:40

funny as money. While that's actually next to

42:42

my list as s the new gamer gate

42:44

just dropped and it's exactly the same as

42:46

the first time around. Fuck why people suck

42:48

men. Not literally, which I want to see

42:51

that trans person in real life. So. Yeah,

42:54

Ofc did. while mobile pull

42:56

up Purple Works. By

42:59

the I did purports to they. Had

43:02

a great sas. Doing

43:05

paths cross blocking is my new thing. It's

43:08

just instinctual. I'm not fast enough to

43:10

go like this way so to go like that and

43:12

a good the of blocking his he sort of get

43:14

your head away to. Emphasise

43:17

the fitness as a banner. it's

43:19

still has The thing is the

43:21

banner voice, yeah. So.

43:24

You know why? Because it's i hate

43:26

it and everything is making fun of

43:28

me. but it's still attention and that's

43:30

what we're All of us are ugly

43:32

nerd losers, a huge contingent of these

43:34

trance we both like deal and and

43:36

they're just the forgotten high school nerds

43:39

who no one liked or penny a

43:41

sense to another getting attention. It

43:43

can be negative. Anyway, that doesn't really relate

43:45

to and will get to that in the

43:47

second half. The size song and. Singing.

43:53

Seen several less. Ah,

43:55

are you. Saying

43:58

and long. Sycamore Tree.

44:02

Mm-hmm. See? Hanging

44:05

on the Sycamore Tree. So

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wanted to say shooty hoops at the same time you did. I thought

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45:05

a whole scoop. I only do like half a scoop in the

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morning, and then the tingles start, and I'm like, I got to

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go. Oh, you know

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another reason I got to go. There's this dude.

45:13

There's only so many seniors that are our age

45:16

at the gym that like to spar, like to spar, will

45:18

spar. Big John, I like fighting. He's funny. He'll

45:21

do shit like just jump on you and

45:23

stuff. So there's always

45:25

humor sparring Big John. Even

45:27

if you hit him hard, he goes, oh, okay. That

45:30

means I can hit you now. But

45:32

there's this other dude, this tall fireman,

45:34

retired guy, and he wants to fucking

45:37

throw down. And

45:39

I'm often hungover, not at Lent because I don't drink

45:41

hard liquor, but I'm often hungover. And

45:43

call me a nerd,

45:45

but at 9.30 a.m., I don't

45:47

feel like a brawl in the parking lot.

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And he like comes at you like, dung, dung,

45:52

dung, dung. So

45:55

he's retired, so he sleeps in.

45:58

So if I can get in and out. before

46:00

1030 I miss him. I

46:03

don't miss him. I miss him. And

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46:11

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likes you more than a friend.

46:37

And with that I still have tons

46:39

of shit to talk about. We still have the mailbag. I

46:42

guess we're not gonna get to the God wheel. If

46:44

I was lazy I would just roll in late and

46:47

just do the God wheel then say fuck you and

46:49

flick my cigarette at you and leave. But I care

46:51

about you. I care.

46:55

We care a lot to quote

47:01

what are they called? It's

47:04

in your eyes and you

47:07

can help it. Faith no more? Faith

47:09

no more. Yeah,

47:11

yeah, yeah. So

47:15

freeloaders, I guess you could keep monitoring the

47:17

site for free things like how

47:20

to wear a suit. You

47:23

could also participate in that. You don't have to be a

47:25

subscriber to come to the fitting. You don't have to buy

47:27

a suit if you don't want to. You

47:29

can also just wait for the occasional Friday

47:31

show although last night was so funny if

47:34

you check my Twitter you'll see there was

47:36

two hilarious bits that you could

47:38

easily do on stand-up and they would fucking

47:40

slay. Well maybe not the crawling up the

47:42

woman's butt but definitely yelling at your wife

47:44

with your dick hanging out. You're

47:47

missing out on all of it folks but I'm gonna

47:49

get with my people now behind

47:51

the paywall and I'll see you parasites

47:53

next week. Until then get fired, get

47:55

in trouble, be brave And

47:58

never stop fighting.