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503 — Our Lost Time: Everywhere Anytime

503 — Our Lost Time: Everywhere Anytime

Released Wednesday, 22nd March 2023
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503 — Our Lost Time: Everywhere Anytime

503 — Our Lost Time: Everywhere Anytime

503 — Our Lost Time: Everywhere Anytime

503 — Our Lost Time: Everywhere Anytime

Wednesday, 22nd March 2023
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1:07

Oh, welcome back. Hey,

1:11

Jane?

1:13

Jane? Jane?

1:17

Jane? Jane?

1:22

Jane? Jane?

1:25

Jane?

1:26

Jane? Jane?

1:31

Jane? Hey, Jane. Jane?

1:35

Well, you're old. Uh,

1:38

down. You calm down. Who are you? Ow.

1:41

It's me. No, really, just future me. stopped

1:44

counting somewhere in the double digits. There was

1:46

a in the number last time I added

1:48

it all up, if that helps.

1:50

And why do I hurt? Mmm, best

1:52

I can tell, a couple broken ribs, and

1:54

it seems like you're bleeding Ugh,

1:57

that all? James...

5:55

Later,

6:01

they harnessed them, and then they

6:03

vanished. I mean,

6:05

that was millennia ago, and in the end,

6:08

my dad was only ever able to find one artifact

6:10

with any trace of Chrysalis in it.

6:12

And with that one tiny artifact, he

6:15

managed to wreak havoc until we stopped him. Okay,

6:18

so that artifact is how

6:21

he was? Shifted my own reality around

6:23

me? Yeah, probably.

6:25

Okay, so where did your father find the Chrysalis?

6:28

He put in the Odyssey's path. In

6:31

everywhere, anytime. Okay,

6:33

but I thought he needed you to bond with the Guardian

6:36

that came from the Chrysalis to get into everywhere

6:38

anytime. Yeah, he did.

6:41

And so that's the thing

6:43

about time loops. You've

6:45

said that already. Help me up.

6:47

He did it from the past.

6:50

Your dad gets the Chrysalis by coming to

6:52

everywhere anytime from the future,

6:54

snatching basically what we should be calling

6:57

a dragon egg. I mean, honestly,

6:59

and exits to the past to leave

7:01

said Dragonade in your path, tangentially.

7:04

I see. You

7:06

understand? No, not at all. You're

7:09

in a time loop, Ryan. Cause

7:11

and effect works different. Or

7:13

not at all. Or backwards. I,

7:16

you know, again, I didn't get like a degree

7:19

in temporal mechanics or anything, basically

7:21

just a crash course from you. And honestly,

7:24

the sound of your voice Just makes me

7:27

drift away. Way.

7:31

So, I'm doing

7:33

the best I can here, given how little

7:35

I pay attention. All right? To

7:38

find the source code, you said we'd

7:40

have to find-

7:41

No, no. No. No,

7:43

I'm not going to the source code. Take me to my

7:45

father. What? Why? Future

7:48

you says the only way- Is to stop my

7:50

father. The source code is too

7:52

much power for one person. But if you alter

7:55

your reality so he never steals the Chrysalis,

7:57

you'll never bond with a dragon and-

10:01

Like a hollow emitter! And

10:03

I didn't need any deposed brother or sister

10:05

to procure one for me. Ta-da!

10:09

Oh man, hey again. See

10:12

you got another body. Well that went so

10:15

well the last time we tried that.

10:17

What's up? Where are we? Where's

10:19

the source code? You've been briefed on all this? I helped you

10:21

develop this plan. Well, future, you.

10:24

Well, plans changed. Oh no. Oh

10:26

yes. So, what are we doing

10:28

now? Getting into the chrysalises

10:31

is... yeah, I'm gonna go with that.

10:33

Cavern. Mmm.

10:36

Cave. Cave urn? What's the word I should

10:38

be using for this thing? Temple? Why are

10:40

we going in there? Mmm, to kill Ryan's dad.

10:42

No. Well then, this calls

10:45

for... ooh, uh, what do you think? Aladium-powered

10:47

plasma rifles? No. Do

10:49

you have the Mark IV? Do I

10:51

have the Mark IV?

10:53

Please tell me those are holographic guns. Nope.

10:57

They are stored inside a new matter-slash-energy

10:59

converter built into the tonosphere. Pretty

11:02

cool, huh? Guess how many

11:04

organic lifeforms they can kill on a single

11:06

battery charge.

11:07

I don't like the way you say organic

11:09

lifeforms. You're all so

11:11

delicate. Alright,

11:17

let's go bag us an admiral. Oh, that's

11:20

another sentence I never thought I'd hear again. And

11:22

that's not even a time loop joke. I

11:24

really had to bag an admiral once. Oh, it's

11:26

a funny story really.

11:28

Jane, write a book. You, hollow

11:30

girl, no killing. You

11:32

sound just like future Ryan. My plan

11:35

is to stop him, not kill him. Fine.

11:37

But we still can't just waltz

11:39

in there without any cover. Oh, uh,

11:41

how about this? A

11:43

multi-phasic stun grenade.

11:46

Designed it myself. Stun grenade.

11:51

Okay. am! Yes! Let's

11:54

get closer quietly.

15:59

Yeah, I know that's why I'm

16:02

gonna send you to the source not that

16:04

source the source of the chrysalis size

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this is good you think one

16:09

of us would have looked up how to say that so just

16:12

Don't go getting any ideas

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You're gonna open a gateway Yeah,

16:21

yeah, I am I'm sending

16:24

you to everywhere anytime Congrats,

16:26

Dad. That's what you've always wanted.

16:30

I

16:32

sent you here to steal the chrysalis? Yeah.

16:35

And then I was supposed to drop it off so Odyssey will

16:37

run into it. Oh, and this

16:39

part was a late-breaking instruction. I'm supposed

16:41

to save your asses at an auction

16:43

in the void. Now, how am I to

16:45

do that? Oh, lying to us worked

16:47

out really well. Mm, she's not wrong.

16:50

All right. Why didn't

16:52

I just come to do all this myself? Why send

16:54

you? Ooh ooh ooh, I know this one. Uh, something

16:57

paradox this, paradox that. Ryan,

17:00

you're just a little chatterbox, and if I let

17:02

you, you'll just talk and talk and talk and talk

17:05

and talk. Alright, you're saying

17:07

I am the one who did all this? Why? Because this

17:09

starts the time loop, Ryan. You

17:11

put yourself in it so you had a chance to save EOS X. Um,

17:13

uh, buh buh

17:13

buh. Save EOS

17:16

X. Oh. Oh,

17:20

okay, so you didn't tell him about that. Hey,

17:22

it's not my fault. I was gonna get to

17:24

that. I had a whole speech planned on the way to

17:26

the source code and he was all like, no,

17:28

stop the Admiral blah blah blah. It's

17:31

a long story. I had a lot to cover and

17:33

I was interrupted. What

17:34

happened to the station? It

17:38

was destroyed, Ryan. Before

17:41

we ever even got out of the void, all hands

17:43

lost.

17:45

One arm. He realized the pieces

17:48

of the Guardian's chrysalis were still on the station,

17:50

and after he destroyed the silent storm,

17:53

he went back for them.

17:54

took them completely by surprise,

17:57

formed a raiding party, and when Captain

17:59

Leota realized

39:02

the

40:00

statue in my honor yet. Ooh, I had

40:02

the one offer from the Xanadu people

40:04

on Nettle 2, but they were like, yeah,

40:06

it's gonna be brass. Can you believe

40:09

that? I mean, honestly, I was like, thank

40:11

you, but no, thank you, such a way. Jane.

40:14

I am going.

40:45

I'm going to be here.

40:51

Approaching the coordinates. There's

40:54

absolutely nothing here. Trust me

40:56

on this. Don't I always? All these

40:58

years you've just been telling me this is coming? I

41:01

just... Never thought it would. Detecting

41:05

a massive surge in techeon radiation. Dead

41:08

ahead. There's my boy.

41:16

Hey, tell him not to nudge the ship. I just had

41:18

Xander detail it. It's okay. He's excited

41:20

too. He's good. He's not gonna kill

41:22

us. Certainly not me.

41:25

Ugh! Still loud. We

41:28

need your help, my friend. We need you to take us back to

41:30

everywhere anytime. What's

41:32

that mean? Does that mean yes? I...

41:35

I... Should we hold on to something?

41:38

Oh shit! Another radiation

41:41

surge? Oh shit! We're

41:44

caught in the portal's gravity while we are going

41:47

in! Firing rear thrusters, attempting

41:50

to level our descent. Nope,

41:52

nope, that is not gonna work!

41:54

Brace, brace, brace!

47:58

Very, very

48:00

lame trick. You think I'm

48:02

stupid?

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I've lost an arm, not a brain. It's no

48:06

trick. It's all yours. You just leave

48:08

the station in one piece. Agreed.

48:13

Sosa, have the shell loaded

48:15

into a torpedo casing and placed in Torpedo Launcher 16.

48:18

What are you doing? Wait, you didn't think we were gonna just let

48:20

you board the station, did you? We're

48:22

sending the chrysalis, as promised. What

48:25

say you, Captain?

48:25

I say do as the man says, Sosa.

48:28

Already on it, Captain. Dalius? Loaded.

48:31

I think the honors should be yours, Commander.

48:32

Fire.

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DALIUS!

48:41

Target is destroyed. A

48:44

subspace rift has form in the debris field.

48:47

It's growing rapidly.

48:52

The station is caught in its gravity well.

48:55

We're being pulled in. I'm

49:00

detecting a surge in tachyon radiation between

49:02

us and the rift. There he

49:04

is. Some kind of portal has opened.

49:07

It's massive. My

49:10

sensors are overloading. I

49:13

think I'm detecting a life form.

49:16

It's the xenomorph. The

49:19

rift is falling inside the portal. And

49:23

they're gone. The portal's

49:26

closed.

49:34

Geez!

49:37

Damn it, Ryan! Get it off the windows!

49:41

Hey! Down boy! Down!

49:44

We'll have to work on that trick. He doesn't seem to know that one yet. Get

49:47

that dragon off my windows, Ryan! Ryan?

49:49

Yes ma'am. Uh, Downboy! Down!

49:53

I mean, you know what he's like.

53:54

the

54:00

Pula of Doom? Oh,

54:02

how about the dinner party from the

54:04

Jane and Levi mystery series? That's my favorite

54:07

one. Tell me the

54:10

fantastic voyage.

54:12

Fantastic voyage? I've told you

54:15

all about the fantastic voyage a thousand

54:17

and three times. That's okay.

54:19

It's always different every time you

54:21

tell it.

54:22

It always ends the same, doesn't it?

54:25

Not the time with the dragon. Hm,

54:28

come on, under the covers. Lay

54:32

down your sweet head and I'll tell you a tale.

54:34

There once was a ship in the bloodstream

54:37

that sailed. Prepared me

54:39

to die when a virus

54:40

attacked. I'm not gonna lie,

54:42

I thought it was wax.

54:45

Scoop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-dick. Opening

54:48

number. Mama?

54:49

Yeah?

54:51

I think the dramatic structure is better

54:53

served starting a few beats earlier in

54:56

the infirmary. Also, you

54:58

were a little flat. How dare you! The

55:00

infirmary's my favorite part! Ugh,

55:04

everyone's a critic. Don't confuse

55:06

personal taste with artistry. Wow,

55:08

you've been hanging around your Uncle Xander too

55:11

much. What was it like on the space

55:13

station?

55:16

Ugh, it was...fantastic.

55:21

Start there.

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Thank you. ES-10

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Our Lost Time is a production of Planet M, starring

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Dan Berry, Natalie Kutcher, Justin McLaughlin,

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Brigand Snow and Lena Winter, also starring

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Bridget Garb, Doug Harvey, Steve Holm, Grayson

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Stamps and Jesse Buck Brennan with special guest

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star Annie Chang, produced by Justin McLaughlin,

56:18

Scott Sparks and Craig McLaughlin, recorded

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by Eric Jorgensen, special thanks to Alex

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Aschinger and Annie Chang. Copyright 2023 All rights

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reserved.

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And remember, cosmic loves you.

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