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luck everybody, all right, Moving on
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to entertainment news, Miss Tina
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Knowles, we have to say congratulations,
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Happy birthday. Miss Tina Knowles
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celebrated her seventieth birthday
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with her friends and family. Recently,
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she looks great for seventy. Tina
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posted on ig that she was at
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her favorite place in the world, that is Malibu
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Beach with her loved ones. She
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wrote quote, I just got spoiled to death.
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I even got serenaded by Destiny's
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child. How amazing is that?
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So I just want to thank everyone who sent
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me flowers, everyone that told me a happy
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birthday. I
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got so many well wishes, I got so
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many bonus children, beautiful bonus
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children, and I just feel so blessed.
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I love you guys. So happy
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belated birthday to miss Tina Knowles.
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Birth birthday is coming
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up next week, and wonderful your wife
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could arrange for me to be serenaded by
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Destiny's child.
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I choked myself going
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there and killed my wife a baby. You've
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been asking me what I want my birthday day,
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don't Destiny child saying to.
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Me, go
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on.
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Going beyond my
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decade? Oh
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boy, so.
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Do you have anything plans for your birthday
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next week?
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Uh?
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Huh?
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Many of them?
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No, I have so many birthdays man,
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Like you know, I'm not one of them people with my birthday.
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Last four days and yeah, yeah,
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I don't do that man.
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I just really, man, really,
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I just want to watch Man the Cold
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Watch.
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I'll be happy. Oh
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wrisk Watch.
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You want a watch?
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Okay, either either Cold Watch
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or Cold Travel Bag.
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That's all okay, okay,
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yeah that's pretty simple, right.
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I mean, I'm simple, man, you know how much
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he's travel bag watch
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telling about, yes, about
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six figure watches.
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Yeah, that's his favorite indulgence.
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I ain't never know nobody need to know the damn time
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like that. That don't make no sense to you.
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Something.
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I don't even set my watches. Ain't none of my watching.
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So you got on a sixth figure watch and
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it ain't got it on the right time.
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It's how many people looking for
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me every damn day. You
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know how many people move me around all day long. I ain't
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got never know the time. I
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ain't got I ain't never got to know the time. And then
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you got these iPhones in your hand all day.
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Hell they tell you the time.
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Yep.
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You just like to watch a hand and all this
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here and try to calculate. Uh huh
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Is that why you like them so much?
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Jewelry?
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Yeah, it's for me. It's just important
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to have on a dope watch, just just for
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me.
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Yea.
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Other than that's a man don't care about that, And I understand
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that ain't no. But it's a couple of things
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that I that's like a musk for
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me.
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Watch, Yeah, sigalls,
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But for six figures you can
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get a bell towel. You get somebody to stand
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up there and ring the bill when they hit every
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how for six thing, you can get people
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working a band anything. You ain't gotta have it on your hand.
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Six fig twelve o'clock
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the salary, Yeah,
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six down figure boy?
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All right, Well, moving on, you
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guys, remember Miss Cleo, the TV psychic
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back in the day, Call
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me now?
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Yeah?
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Well so now. Lathan will
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star as Miss Cleo in a scripted drama
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series coming to TV. It's based on Miss
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Cleo's life as a paper call psychic
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from nineteen ninety seven to two thousand
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and three. The series will explore Miss
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Cleo's rise and fall from stardom,
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which resulted in a five hundred million
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dollar lawsuit for deceptive advertising.
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Miss Cleo was not indicted, but the come and
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he settled for five million.
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So I ain't no way she saw
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that. I ain't no way she saw that.
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She did pass away?
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Oh yeah, definitely
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shift the joke down I had written just
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now.
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Yeah, Tommy said, he's surprised. Surprised
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she didn't see that coming, the lawsuit and all
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of that.
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You're supposed to have seen that if you're looking at them
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crystal balls and in them stuff she was doing.
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Yeah, you're supposed to know that. You
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don't see no lawsuit. You've been seeing all this other
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stuff you're supposed to see that.
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Did you ever think about calling this cleo about
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your future at all?
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Sure? I would have spent all my money before I died
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because.
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Because Chris what.
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But if I'm psyched, I know I'm gonna die.
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With okay walking
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today, I ain't never all
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right? Uh later today?
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Uh she spunk masters.
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George Clinton is getting a star
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in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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That's an ho of his Oar show. Late
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there we go. Knew
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it was coming right.
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This is in honor of his artistic and creative
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work over the past forty plus years. Attorney
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Ben Crump will be present to salute
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him. We got to say congratulations to George
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Clinton on this momentous.
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That's gonna be out there, Dean,
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you know that brush that's
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gonna be out there to see that frat boy.
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That is all.
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Coming up. In twenty minutes after the hour, we're going
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to talk about the top five things that will make
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you happier in twenty twenty four.
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Right after this, you're listening hardy
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morning show
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