This week we're talking about the classic film Poltergeist. We talk about the Hollywood myths and rumors around this movie, what these ghosts actually want, remembering the cemetery wrong, and ponder life in the 80's. Looking for a tee with the

Stardust

Jan 29th, 2024 1h 3m

This week we're looking at the early work from director Matthew Vaughn with Stardust. We talk about a literally forgettable performance, weak walls, Michelle Pfeiffer always gets it, and the casting that just doesn't work. Looking for a tee wit

Escape From New York

Jan 22nd, 2024 57m 24s

This week we're talking about the terrible year that 1997 could have been in Escape From New York. We break down the story that happens off screen, a truly neutral hero, car chandeliers, and a support character who makes some wild choices! This

What If... (Season 2)

Jan 1st, 2024 58m 54s

Let's ponder the question again because this week we're talking about Season 2 of What If. We talk about who the center/heart of the multiverse is, Marvel playing the hits, a Captain's true love, and female characters crushing it.

Godzilla Minus One

Dec 18th, 2023 51m 24s

He's back, our big (short) king, it's Godzilla Minus One this week on the podcast. We talk about a war movie that a Kaiju happens to be in, the consequences of choosing violence, what to fight for, and the most dangerous bubble bath of all time

The Scorpion King

Oct 3rd, 2022 1h

Call us geologists because we're looking into the history of The Rock this week and talking about the underappreciated hit The Scorpion King. We break down how this movie is actually good (who knew?), and discuss its Jackie Chan-esque fight seq

345: Predator 2 (with Mark Little)

Aug 22nd, 2022 1h 16m

This week we're talking about when Predator went to the future in Predator 2 and we're joined by special guest Mark Little (creator of the show Gary and His Demons). We talk about time jumping to a near future, innappropriate but fun gangs, a t

Prey

Aug 15th, 2022 1h 1m

This week we're talking about the latest installment in the Predator series, we're talking about Prey. We discuss where it belongs in the ranking of Predator films, weaponizing how people perceive you, the danger of slap bracelets, and fighting

Dune (2021)

Oct 25th, 2021 1h 34m

We're talking about Denis Villeneuve's Dune (2021). We head back to Arrakis to talk about the sneaky part 1 of this 2 part story, changes that work, are the Harkonnen's scary enough, and we try to solve the mystery of the final shot of Jason Mo

The Chronicles Of Riddick

Mar 9th, 2020 1h 15m

This week we LOSE OUR DAMN MINDS talking about the bananas sequel to Pitch Black, it's The Chronicles Of Riddick. We go on a roller coaster trying to determine if this movie is good or not, discuss Judi Dench as air, why this movie is so thirst

Pitch Black

Mar 2nd, 2020 1h 22m

This week we're talking about the movie that launched the career of Vin Diesel, it's Pitch Black. We discuss how this movie changes genres, the merits of not explaining sci-fi elements, how everybody is drunk, and how hard it is to be a single

Street Fighter (with Nigel Downer)

Feb 24th, 2020 1h 19m

You voted for it, so we're talking about Street Fighter! We're joined by guest Nigel Downer (actor and co-writer of CBC Gem Series Bit Playas) and we ask the important questions, like why did Bison get his own costume person, why does that gym

Birds Of Prey

Feb 10th, 2020 1h 18m

The title is too long but is the movie just right? This week we're talking about Birds Of Prey: And The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn. We discuss how this is two different movies fighting each other, clever weapons, new ideas for

Super Mario Bros

Feb 3rd, 2020 1h 22m

We're continuing our celebration of video game movies this week with Super Mario Bros. We break down how some areas of this movie are actually kinda great, how it still sucks in spite of that, and we get confused about John Leguizamo's career.

Mortal Kombat

Jan 27th, 2020 1h 25m

We're doing video game movies in the build up to the release of Sonic and this week we're talking about the one and only, Mortal Kombat! We talk the incredible hype up music, the most gif-able moment, and what type of souls Shang Tsung would fi

The Witcher

Dec 30th, 2019 1h 26m

We’re ending the year with Henry Cavill’s biceps and the new Netflix show, The Witcher! On this week’s podcast we discuss being respectfully naked, incredible fight scenes, and yes, we have “Toss A Coin To Your Witcher” stuck in our heads. Than

The Mandalorian

Nov 18th, 2019 1h 1m

Disney Plus is out there, it exists now, and so does their new show The Mandalorian. We talk this week about this extension of the Star Wars universe, aspect ratio, cool robots, and how the hardest creature to hunt is blergs. Looking for a tee

Watchmen (2019)

Nov 11th, 2019 1h 16m

Hey guys it's our 200th episode! That's a lot of episodes we've done with a lot of goofs, and a lot of analysis and this episode is no exception. We're talking about HBO's Watchmen (SPOILER WARNING FOR EPISODES 1-3). We discuss how squid rain a

Terminator Dark Fate

Nov 4th, 2019 1h 11m

It's the end of the Terminator... trilogy? Question Mark? This week we're talking about Terminator Dark Fate. We break down how this ends the James Cameron trilogy of Terminator movies, alternate timelines and what we're looking for in an apoca

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Oct 28th, 2019 1h 4m

Before we see Terminator Dark Fate we gotta talk about its predecessor, Terminator 2: Judgment Day. We discuss the real hero of the movie, who is the better murder-robot, break down timelines and and create the origin story of a vacuum. Lookin

The Crow

Oct 21st, 2019 1h 19m

It's Spooktober so we're talking about the dark and brooding revenge tale that is The Crow. We create the genre of romantic revenge, discuss the wrestler Sting, how this is the movie Joker wanted to be, and the tragic and incredible break out p

Howard The Duck

Sep 2nd, 2019 1h 9m

We're back on our bulls**t with another bad movie month and oh boy we did it this time. We're kicking off the month with Howard The Duck. We talk about how George Lucas is horny for ducks, remember cocaine exists, and thank the film gods for Ti

Stranger Things (Season 3)

Jul 15th, 2019 1h 30m

The 80's are back again for the third time! This week we're talking about Stranger Things season 3! We break down how many characters definitely have untreated brain damage, fantastic new villains, blatant product placement and the right and wr

Avengers: Endgame

Apr 29th, 2019 2h 26m

It's been 11 years and 22 films and we're in the Endgame now. It's finally time to talk about Avengers Endgame. We start with a spoiler free review but once you hear the theme music it's SPOILER TIME! On this episode we discuss the death of RED

Captain Marvel

Mar 11th, 2019 1h 24m

We're going higher, further, faster with Captain Marvel on this week's podcast. We try to piece together the chronological memories of Carol, then talk great themes, Fury's eye, de-aging tech, and the quick moment that broke the entire canon of