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Hello, welcome to that peak crash podcast is

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me, Peter Crouch. I've got the notorious and

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Chris start with me. This is the Friday

0:58

edition. Squeaky bunt on. No, close.

1:04

I think the headline on this is I stretch

1:07

my lead to double figures. Is that

1:09

the first one was three? Yeah, that's the spin. I would

1:11

go on it. Even though you didn't get any points. I

1:14

got one point. Oh, you did. So I got one point.

1:16

So it means he's got two. So we did gain on

1:18

you. Yeah, I got a

1:20

message. My

1:22

message from Josh L. The

1:25

BQC loses ground. His

1:27

assholes fell out. He moves to

1:29

the top. While

1:33

sick note, Steve remains rooted, albeit only

1:35

two points off the top. But

1:38

it's something that perfectly well. Like that really well.

1:40

It's what it is. It's a very close game

1:42

now because we're all one. One

1:44

correct result can send you to top. Yes,

1:47

it's it's tight. It's like the top of the Premier League

1:49

at the moment. There's there's very little in it. And

1:52

we don't do go difference in this, do we? You

1:55

know, I've realised, right, you know, getting a

1:57

point or two as we got

1:59

today, it's very. hard to get correct score very hard

2:01

right I think we

2:03

shouldn't beat ourselves up by getting one

2:05

or two points because you've got two

2:07

correct scores like you've got the you've

2:09

nailed the result it's a tough

2:12

thing to do it is but it snakes and that is

2:14

in the sense that if one of you

2:16

does get the correct score you skyrocket

2:18

you need to keep it consistent did

2:20

you know get those one or two

2:22

points a week do you know

2:24

there was there was sorry there was a time on

2:26

the first half of

2:29

the season I got six points I

2:32

guess correctly two scores so six out

2:34

of nine and you boys are raving

2:36

I was like this doesn't you don't

2:38

believe how this doesn't have half lucky

2:40

that wasn't nothing often it's bowling around

2:43

like balotelli you know swagger

2:45

of the man absolutely it was massive

2:47

from you at that point but no

2:49

it's it's we're grinding out

2:51

results here and the Friday poll itself

2:53

was that in jeopardy because you know

2:56

we said after a poor couple of

2:58

weeks we basically said if none of

3:00

us get any points this Friday podcast

3:02

won't happen but the fact you're listening to

3:04

it now means that it's

3:06

okay it's back yeah hell of a gamble

3:09

though massive gamble really would it

3:11

we've put our nicks on the line to

3:14

say that it's longer yeah and I could tell

3:16

you were happy over the weekend peak so I

3:18

started seeing a video doing the rounds and social

3:20

if you dancing to Beyonce was

3:22

that what it was built over

3:24

yeah so you know have you

3:26

heard the new Beyonce's on there

3:28

the same Texas yeah whoo Beyonce

3:30

things are you

3:33

too busy strong Friday

3:35

night was it it's an interesting Friday night

3:37

yeah it was uh yeah

3:39

ended up going around to the man the

3:41

Holden's house and yeah

3:44

we ended up having a dance

3:46

yeah I didn't I tried to

3:48

stay out of it but

3:50

you were the only fella in the video I think

3:52

when he while in college in it my memory of

3:54

it was Amanda

4:00

Holden, Abs was

4:02

there, I'm sure was one of

4:05

the Pussycat Dolls there? Yeah. Normally is. Yeah. And

4:07

then... Normally. Why is there always a Pussycat

4:09

Doll? I've got an idea. There's always one there.

4:11

And then... I

4:15

must have just not seen Alan Carso. Apologies for that

4:17

one. Well, you know what? It was like, Matt Loves

4:19

had a lovely evening. Like, you

4:21

know, did like a dinner party vibe.

4:23

Lovely. Really nice. But obviously the hat

4:25

went on me and they

4:28

were practising it for ages. And I was just

4:30

having a chicken, like, sit down. And then I

4:33

got roped into the fidget article. So what

4:35

I would say is they had a lot of training

4:37

before I roped up. And how'd you run? You were

4:40

wearing a hat. I just performed. And then,

4:42

shout-out, I don't know. Yeah. For a TikTok

4:44

video, was it? Apparently. Apparently. I mean, like this one, I

4:46

just thought we'd have a laugh at it. It's

4:49

gone viral. It's gone? Yeah. It's gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

4:51

Yeah, a bit. Yeah. It does happen. We went through

4:53

a spell on this podcast actually of doing some of

4:55

the TikTok trends and things, didn't we? We

4:58

sort of bent that off, but I'd love to see that

5:00

come back actually. Just for the right one. Occasionally.

5:02

You did the old Harlem Shuffle. Yeah,

5:05

we done that. What did we do? We done the one

5:07

at Prudel, didn't we? We done Harlem Shake.

5:10

No, no, no. We done one. You said these...

5:12

The look was Harlem Shake. The Harlem Shuffle. No,

5:14

you made your home run out. I'm

5:17

excited to feel old. You're so old. Yeah,

5:20

like, I'm dancing. Was it like,

5:22

one margarita? Did we do that? Oh, yeah, the one

5:25

margarita. I don't know if we ever talked about it

5:27

on the podcast, but we were... I

5:29

try and explain the... It's kind of if

5:31

you know, if you know situation, because I'm not going to... I'm

5:34

not going to describe the videos, but basically

5:36

the one margarita. You showed me a puzzle

5:39

of them and we watched them for about

5:41

half an hour. Give

5:45

me one margarita. And

5:48

then we went upstairs and had margaritas. We did, we did. It

5:50

was quite fun. We're going to the moon for it. Okay,

5:53

Friday podcast. So little league

5:55

going where

5:57

you get points for the right result.

6:00

That kind of thing is kind of between

6:02

us there's a forfeit. The end of the season

6:04

is very tight as Pete was saying I'm

6:06

on him points pizza nine and since you and

6:08

eight points had a bomb you and fourth

6:10

it's own right now we gotta well that

6:12

for for his yet but we'll address like close

6:15

it's the end of the season was was

6:17

the dangers of. Earlier I

6:19

just joined as I did i buy

6:21

some very very toy merits was. A.

6:23

Good. We had nunca we had a foot boat.

6:26

Logic goes against it so it it yet.

6:28

While the carbon copy yet? did you enjoy the

6:30

game or deja. Yet. Means yes we

6:32

actually a few to call floods

6:34

without for appears as though we're

6:36

working with is when it's of.

6:39

I'm what's in this out. A white sweet

6:41

as he. This comes as lovely as Mexico.

6:44

It leans into extra time and suddenly you

6:46

need another bare. Faced. Conrad

6:48

right? That situation, isn't it?

6:51

Things escalated such. why? Why

6:54

I'm surprised to do extra time in this

6:56

cup final. Given. Where the game

6:58

is a so placed in the season I

7:00

would like a strict penalties. Of

7:03

eve amount, you'd probably more about

7:05

that in. China

7:08

or even what are your guy with

7:10

wasn't i sucked out of college of

7:12

he was bit harsh off blues but

7:14

which are plus the off or the

7:16

bottle dated guys also they are amico

7:18

you're always in his leg result I

7:20

was his death or what's your take

7:22

on the goal it was offside Potosi

7:24

to use i'm just still but she

7:26

was like camera angle. It

7:28

to succeed if. He always

7:31

wears a whale of bonsai. it. For

7:33

me and then money freeze frame those a sort of

7:35

on sides them but the other one was Van Dyke

7:37

as well. like. So. You you have

7:39

sought for blocking. Yeah. Sought

7:42

enough the volume on. Now that up point that

7:44

was one with a rough win over to the

7:46

screen. No idea. Based. Sauce trying to work

7:48

out what was what sucks it was either offside or

7:50

it wasn't and and was they want to work out

7:52

if the block him was is the proper was of

7:54

size the mine since he would have been in the

7:56

area of the bull would have come in men which

7:58

was right or with you. Yeah, I think

8:01

you outlaw lot of goals of shit.

8:03

Okay, sounds every week I just want

8:05

to apologize the Chelsea fans after that

8:07

and. Then. A cup final as

8:09

well. just cause disease and slightly random.

8:11

do some now The voice of Wembley.

8:13

Why? Which. Is great as Champions

8:15

League finals this year and interviews that

8:18

a spell real on a Tuesday or

8:20

yeah now ah you all while yeah

8:22

it's a Cisco by Espn I saw

8:24

do the announcements about the safety announces

8:26

they're all recorded of recorded the most

8:28

they just plain through the tunnel way

8:30

so big on I use the. Hang

8:33

around wembley way just the much size

8:35

were can get sick is quite nice

8:37

to be be asked to do a

8:39

sudden that's on them possessing.it's apologize for

8:41

is the announcements of understand it from

8:44

the that many Chelsea fans that message

8:46

me either been played. As

8:48

they believe in the stadium. It's

8:51

me going. One

8:54

amazing die at Wembley under the

8:56

Arts. You know what fantastic day

8:58

we've all had to and soon.

9:01

And it was pissing down with rain or

9:03

no such luck, and I've just lost the

9:05

cup final an extra time, it probably wasn't.

9:08

A I didn't really think it through on

9:10

that months I'm gonna get those. We recorded

9:12

something more generic. I'm sure what she was

9:14

the process of people were booing This was

9:16

all unless the last thing on was though

9:19

he was is it. An eve seem

9:21

have just lost. He doesn't need me over

9:23

there going to entice. So

9:25

I think we get that recorded and

9:28

I just wanna thank the Chelsea fans

9:30

at the message me to tell me

9:32

probably needs a quick rework. Another oh

9:35

okay on that says billion from but

9:37

which upside for the blurry said spas

9:39

your take on that? I thought they

9:41

were awful. they was just a better

9:44

thing. In. My opinion. Of

9:46

those. The. Blues. The

9:49

buses. The

9:52

blue is were virus bay was up

9:54

for it. Assess assess that that seems

9:57

to be calmer. Now is is by

9:59

the end. The game this the average

10:01

age and I think this was detained

10:03

them find that the ends against by

10:05

the end the game the average age

10:07

of the Chelsea team was younger than

10:09

than this puts a yes said to

10:11

be going Clubs Kids is. At

10:13

it's so to discredit yet. however that

10:16

is heavily counterweight by the cost of

10:18

the blue. My issue is that without

10:20

ones I get that but like yeah

10:22

that's a lot Money flows yeah young

10:25

players get my was what's good about

10:27

this was the name of com through

10:29

this like some the life. Of

10:32

the many games as whole you know sensitive

10:34

to colony know game that bargain shoes. In

10:37

a carnival atmosphere huge and

10:39

and like hold themselves. Way.

10:41

they did have a was was amazing and

10:44

stuff test the be rb not just the

10:46

result of which houses with it been since

10:48

you fans bots. Pretty.

10:50

To Live. At of in in

10:53

the circumstances with the youngsters far in

10:55

the month before extra time and what

10:57

are the a day that they'll never

10:59

forget the nuances and pull pull that

11:01

kind of when help in their efforts

11:03

with the league d thing is that

11:05

the kind of thing you get that.

11:08

Silverware and helps you push on.

11:10

The. I saw that listen this in the

11:13

bag isn't it? Like it was a

11:15

special awful atmosphere at Wembley was incredible.

11:17

Like the. You. Could see

11:19

really felt like below sang special us or

11:21

was it allows him to carve A cop

11:23

gets bit of. His mistake as

11:25

if is like the worst one united will

11:27

not have the in Essex help families of

11:30

his lease such lesser of two of of

11:32

the big ones but. It just

11:34

felt like it was. It was like

11:36

special what I was like clots leave in

11:38

the fans will work for them the the

11:40

matter of the game the way was won

11:43

lox ah the last minute did feel like.

11:45

In. A more of a special follow them

11:47

with sea breezes. yeah and is not the

11:50

case with that final that. a

11:52

lot seems who is best if you get knocked out

11:54

will be saying how did me that much anyway and

11:56

so you get to the final analysis you do when

11:58

when when not itself it either with the way

12:00

the game was played. It was two

12:02

teams desperate to win that. What

12:06

about the Watford result? Was you

12:08

at the game? I was at the game, yeah.

12:11

I was so disappointed

12:13

by it so we lost to Huddersfield,

12:15

have hit poor form. Obviously

12:17

Watford and my team, which is why we're

12:19

probably focusing on them. It also felt like

12:21

the game that rules us out of the

12:24

playoffs. Really? Already? I think so. I

12:26

think so because we've got a run

12:29

of tricky games coming up. We can

12:31

never say never. Championship is wild like

12:33

that. But I think the tricky thing

12:35

about the situation at Watford is that

12:38

hitting a bit of poor form, you are

12:40

really as close to the bottom now as

12:42

you are in the potential. And it is

12:44

tight margins, but yeah, I've got to say

12:46

it was probably the worst game I've seen

12:48

all season. Really? It was horrible to the

12:50

point where I didn't want to go out to see

12:52

an example that evening, which is a sign, if

12:54

anything. And

12:58

you know what I was excited about? No, it was.

13:00

Would that not have cheered you up? You

13:03

know when you're in bad headspace for

13:05

a night out? Really? Don't know. So you

13:07

were seriously wanting the mood to go out? No.

13:10

That's a serious football fan there, isn't it? Oh yeah.

13:12

No, I don't know. Did you just fire

13:14

up the barbecue? See what I

13:16

did? I would have done a curry, right? But

13:19

the wrong curry turned up? It was someone else's

13:21

curry. But by then I'd had

13:23

such a kind of poor afternoon, I just thought, fuck it,

13:25

I'll just eat this. What

13:28

was it? Well, nice, but it was

13:30

completely vegetarian. Was it? Yeah, so there was

13:32

all sorts of things in there I'd never had before. How

13:34

do you know it was someone else's? Obviously, I don't know

13:37

where you're all now. Nothing in there was what I ordered.

13:39

Was the name on the bag? No,

13:41

it was my name. It got delivered. Because by

13:44

then I'd taken delivery, so I couldn't be asked to

13:46

phone them, because it's going to take them about another

13:48

hour. Yeah. It's not happening. I

13:50

was like, I'll just eat whatever this is, you know, deal.

13:54

Is that legal? I don't know. I don't

13:56

know what's happening. Was it curry For one?

13:58

Yeah, but you can never... Ready to achieve that

14:01

can do. For. The new of the next

14:03

morning and it i'm not what was up or

14:05

was what was it it was already stuff there

14:07

was a cause that sort of thing and now

14:09

it's you know he never old know cause cause

14:11

your car is now. Offer

14:15

for for for has got rid of

14:17

all right all have been. It was

14:20

like. As. Like the V C my

14:22

it was. That is why everything that

14:24

you wouldn't order Going for a menu

14:26

that ordered. I just

14:28

are those are shoes or less those and

14:30

shit I decided it could have been to

14:32

That will be interesting I could open my

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eyes was new experience for has a popular

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the skilled. Area

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finance that somebody was the i love

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such sokolova Gonzalo loves loves all giving

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up or that doesn't injustice of cycling

14:49

or throughout see thing it gets it

14:51

done down by being a side. Dish.

14:55

Or think it could step up so much.

14:57

As. You fucking lovely businesses and was also

15:00

the third. Love that he says oh well

15:02

I'm yes up there is some sort course

15:04

at I mean there's a fair amount of

15:06

food at Ces. I was kind of look

15:09

at situations his gun in I find yes

15:11

I'm. Veggies most is

15:13

a must from biology which have

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never had before have had don't

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wanna know not burn or by

15:19

most part of the same of

15:21

scissors virtual us so somewhat yeah

15:24

was mean someone's got busted me

15:26

to deliver. It's a. Regular

15:30

have this issue that rob I quite

15:32

liked the idea that it's almost like.

15:34

Swap. In the flag at the beginning

15:37

of an international game I think what's

15:39

what might have happened because like they've

15:41

received thought that gun or fuck Jacobi

15:43

are slightly less give a robotic on

15:45

on that I going. Alarm

15:47

burn off. Of

15:50

of a sudden Love loses their laser.

15:52

You like a spurs with ruler. They

15:54

will try different things. We're spending all

15:56

pilots. yeah I mean almost. It would

15:58

encourage the idea that. When you can do

16:00

is order. Twenty pounds worth of food

16:03

from our and Indian restaurants and I just send

16:05

you why have a shit? I want a new

16:07

Just go with it. In I was

16:09

asked to shops will show career choice.

16:13

Ah eyes are think I have talked

16:15

for your old and new the holder.

16:18

For the whole family loves me as well.

16:22

New. For the have to use to set

16:24

aside I know how far we've got a

16:26

pillow. his a biography of if is made

16:28

for depends what mood I'm in Austin. Go

16:31

hawks without seeking nagra. But. A whole

16:33

is up more of fall of a minute of

16:35

it out on us is more in the fall

16:37

is more than of into though under the mob

16:40

he just on the cylinder volga yeah they're out

16:42

there so off of as we say went on

16:44

me to the i've up sweating on the back

16:46

of my eyes are warmer doing this himself in

16:48

the you squirm addictive it it's so much ice

16:51

to talk so rig rig maps was. Renowned.

16:54

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16:57

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17:01

really. Have I say.

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Recognize number for us cause you're older

17:06

yeah of are either. Barry I will

17:09

go for it's an eye on of

17:11

the year. The Nikon pleases the usual

17:13

maximum can I? I want to go

17:15

with the mushroom rice. And

17:18

ah, it's. Not

17:20

braids place which on bout display none

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of my peers panels like all it's

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lasers other with the with the naga

17:27

elites are lots of to mop up.

17:30

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17:32

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17:34

Chinese for them all in standard

17:36

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17:39

that get a sense among your body's as

17:41

well. Difference: Easier Cyclists A. Necessity

17:44

of my sons. And it's.

17:47

Not. Know what? What? You know, what would have cycling

17:49

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this next part of the podcast is supported by

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Piney Power and it's the big weekend fixture. Manchester

18:23

City, Manchester United, Manchester Derby.

18:26

Huge favourite city. Two to

18:28

seven. Wow. Which

18:30

is massively odds

18:32

on. United 10-0 and 1-0 is 25 to 1. A 10 against

18:35

your 260 back.

18:39

That's a bet right there isn't it? That's

18:41

good value I think. I mean

18:43

they're massively underdogs from

18:46

these odds but a

18:48

1-0 win away at City. I like

18:51

to see more. You see obviously very

18:53

strong favourites. It feels like they're kind

18:56

of clicking into gear. I know Bournemouth

18:58

was like it was only 1-0 but it was still

19:01

comfortable. It feels like they're going to win

19:05

games and go oh I will run Mel. Have

19:07

you seen any highlights from that game? Have you seen

19:09

John Stones? Have you

19:11

seen it? He was playing as a

19:14

centre-half but he was just roaming everywhere.

19:16

It was pointing to the game where

19:18

he was playing as a striker and

19:20

at all was a number 10. Just

19:22

in mid-throw of the game. I saw

19:24

the video of him talking to Pep

19:26

and he was giving Pep the same

19:28

Pep hands. And then Pep was answering

19:30

with obviously Pep hands and it was

19:33

quite strange to see. I can

19:35

see him going that way. He's got a

19:37

touch of the artettos about him. I

19:39

can see him managing. Are those? Possibly.

19:43

There are question marks. What

19:47

about this though? Obviously you

19:49

expect some City goals in this game.

19:52

United are averaging

19:54

nearly two goals across their last

19:56

five Premier League away matches. It's

19:58

true. they

20:00

have got that form on their side here. Feels

20:03

a bit more exciting what's going on there. The

20:05

United. Yeah. This is a

20:07

bit disappointing against Fulham. Yeah. We

20:09

obviously backed them all last week. They

20:11

were good Fulham play. Well, Fulham was really good.

20:14

Really good. Maybe they were just woping off all.

20:16

But you're just thinking now, wounded

20:18

animal, there's got to be a reaction from United. Especially

20:20

in this game. But City,

20:24

strong. I know that for Derby, isn't it? I mean,

20:26

come on. It's a

20:28

different entity in its own right. Regardless of

20:30

what's at stake, surely. City

20:32

have won 18 in the last 22. Have

20:36

they? Yeah. Oh, with

20:38

four draws. What

20:40

are we going for? Well, I think they pump them

20:43

three nil. You got three nil?

20:45

Yeah. I've got three one. I've

20:48

gone three nil as well. Oh, have you?

20:50

But I'll change it because we don't want to be

20:52

the same. So you've gone City

20:54

three one, City three nil. Okay.

20:59

I was going to go, I was twin of

21:01

two nil, but then I've just seen there that

21:03

City to win four nil is 13

21:06

to one. 10 pounds to get you 140 quid

21:08

back. Four

21:10

nil. Oh, I can't do them

21:12

four, can they? I think they can. Okay,

21:15

I'll go two. Two

21:18

not four. I'll

21:20

have two of the buggers. Right, two of the buggers, three

21:22

of the buggers, three one. Three one.

21:25

Okay. Lovely. Your odds are

21:27

correct at the time of recording.

21:29

Please gamble responsibly. Let's move on

21:31

to Newcastle Wolves. Newcastle

21:35

feel like they've fallen away a bit.

21:37

Which is worrying because they are getting

21:39

a fit squad

21:41

back, you know, week by week, they

21:44

are getting numbers back. So I mean, and

21:46

they was pumped by Arsenal. Yeah, yeah, it

21:48

was a... It was red arrows, literally. I

21:51

mean, that would have been a close encounter, wouldn't it?

21:53

Yeah, it felt like Arsenal and Arsenal. I know they

21:55

were on fire at the moment, but, Yeah,

21:58

Newcastle, it looks like it's just... Hi curious

22:00

how would a moment but for wolves we spoke

22:02

like area know a lot of me on the

22:05

pod and. Just. Keeps getting

22:07

better and better for him. Really?

22:09

Good result. Gets the subs

22:11

unite near. And

22:14

the bottom half on goal difference? Yeah! Tight

22:17

out, little bit middle in

22:19

so I'm the Arsenal game.

22:22

Thoughts. On that because also

22:24

scoring a lot of goes

22:26

my how still has ever

22:28

accelerating every every weekend silverlight.

22:31

The Five for five? What's

22:33

the matter? Is Stefan still

22:35

talking about City Liverpool one?

22:37

And so. There's. Not really

22:40

made the. Taking stock

22:42

of also doing but you gotta take

22:44

some serious hundred percent yes specially when.

22:47

Specially when you see them school by

22:49

these margins when it's when is a couple

22:51

of games now with for for now we'll

22:54

get one learn. On the surface I

22:56

was kind of the does it is fries

22:58

and destroys movie like five Fine for all

23:00

score See the. There. Was

23:02

that they look good and because they

23:05

love it and freedoms away from but

23:07

new costs with I'm. Upset.

23:09

A conceding a goal we have.

23:11

The are so many on sincere

23:14

yes Dolphins gun on the year

23:16

bubbles will slowly is inconsistent. Why

23:18

would the I. Am

23:22

thirty fancy this will have gone

23:24

of control of until. His

23:27

visit our love that cell is that

23:29

comes in autumn a tool in the

23:31

first half a season and you get

23:33

a such a euphoria. This

23:36

as a step short. Awesome boys Ross

23:38

but it says they were despite office

23:40

of of a was also tells ya.who's

23:42

who and it was a loss. He

23:44

gives a last minute one as well

23:46

when I was like the effectiveness a

23:48

sit still amazing film failure would do

23:50

you get the rice scored at on

23:52

our way by the color guard recently.

23:55

You. Going to tear gas or concedes a.

23:58

I. Think he was about. back

24:00

here. I'm gonna go

24:02

with a Nervy 1-0. Oh right

24:04

okay this is interesting so I'm gonna go for

24:06

a Wolves away win. Something

24:09

different finally. So

24:11

I've got Wolves 2 Newcastle

24:13

1. So

24:17

2-1 Wolves 1-1. 1-1. Sorry 2-2 and

24:19

1-0. And 1-0 to Newcastle. That's exciting. That

24:25

could be the one. So riveting. That's

24:29

gonna be the first three-pointer there this season. Well

24:33

yeah hopefully. Right, Edward Wissam.

24:36

Okay well you know we

24:38

found out this week that Everton are having the

24:40

points reduce the amount of

24:42

points that they've obviously lost on 10-6.

24:45

They've gained four points back. Do

24:47

you think that news makes

24:50

this Everton team buoyed? You

24:52

know does it kind of

24:55

give an extra sort of win

24:57

in the fails or does it force you to take

24:59

off the gas a little bit? No. No

25:01

to be fair he's had the hammer down with

25:03

them isn't he? Did you do an Everton

25:06

game recently? I've been up there. Yeah

25:09

and obviously Dyshe was saying they've been

25:11

at it. Like he's probably even better

25:13

than before the

25:15

points. So I

25:18

think he'll give a little pick up but I don't

25:20

see it making a massive difference to how they've been

25:22

because they have been really good. I think

25:25

it's gonna be a tight one. The

25:27

early understand. They've been

25:29

really odd. Stranger. Yeah.

25:32

Fans of this there feels like there's a little bit

25:34

of a turn to David Moyes. He's had to remind

25:36

them about you know how successful that they've been the

25:39

last what 12-18 months. But there's still

25:43

a few out for his head. Maybe a

25:45

lack of trust maybe in a management moment

25:47

like from fan wise. You

25:50

know they've got good players and you think

25:52

about last year and how successful they were.

25:54

Obviously first winning Europe it was

25:56

amazing. Everton at home I

25:58

think they're too strong. Yeah,

26:02

I have to agree. Should we get into

26:04

the scores? Yeah, I'm going to go for,

26:06

you go first. I

26:08

actually think she's going to be a draw. I've

26:10

gone for a 1-1 draw. I

26:15

think Everton

26:17

will go 1-0 up and I think we're staying on

26:19

equalise. And that'll be in the first

26:21

half. I've gone Everton 2,

26:23

West Ham 1. Very

26:26

specific. I've gone Everton when? 2-1. Okay,

26:30

2-0 for me. 2-0. 2-0

26:33

Everton. No one's fancy in West Ham, which

26:35

is a big change in the season already, isn't

26:37

it? Even just that perception of how things will end

26:40

up playing out. Yeah,

26:42

I just don't. Back

26:44

to the other week, I thought there was going

26:46

to be a bounce back from there the other

26:48

week against Forest, wasn't it? And Forest, done. So

26:50

I'm sorry, West Ham fans. I'm going

26:52

to go with Everton. Paltz back

26:54

ability. Everybody in Dali came up with that. And

26:58

that got put in the dictionary as well, didn't

27:00

you? It's the actual word now. Ian Dowie has

27:02

changed the

27:05

dictionary. Never thought I'd say

27:07

that. I wonder if we can stick

27:09

a word in there. You up? A

27:12

word to go in the dictionary. Yeah, you can always

27:14

sneak these things into the urban dictionary. We did for

27:16

a while, didn't we? And we got Susie Dent to

27:18

get involved in the podcast. Yeah, Susie Dent was involved,

27:20

yeah. She was kind of our word to me. She

27:22

was... So I did

27:25

define shithouse. She defined shithouse-ery.

27:27

Susie Dent defining shithouse. I found it. Do you want to have

27:29

a little bit of a... Oh, I'd like to have a little

27:32

bit of a... Yeah, yeah. Last in the past. A

27:35

public shithouse was where people

27:37

entered. In

27:45

the 1950s, a century later, shithouse

27:48

had become another word for any horrible

27:50

place. It went the same way as

27:52

a shithole. It also means a despicable

27:55

person, which is the key to the

27:57

football instance. if

28:00

you need either as a dark art

28:02

or, being a pantomime, still a bit

28:04

gobby and a bit swerving with

28:06

it. Why does that sound completely

28:08

mixed with the, it really kicked off in

28:10

Liverpool in the 50s and

28:13

60s? And a one-level brilliant dictionary is

28:15

found from the time a shit-house is

28:17

described as, again, a despicable person or

28:20

a coward. So Peter said maybe jumping

28:22

out of a tackle. You

28:25

know what's really bedded in when you put

28:27

your wrist on it? And now we have

28:29

shit-townery winding up the opponent

28:31

and shit-housing a bed. And both

28:33

of those really took off during

28:35

the last World Cup. And

28:38

not a coincidence that they're being

28:40

eat positively, but it wouldn't be so surprising

28:42

if they did go that way because finally

28:45

after flip, after good

28:47

and vice versa. Hope that helps.

28:49

Bye guys. That is

28:51

incredible. What explanation of

28:53

how the word shit-house has evolved from

28:55

Susie Denz? I love

28:57

your reaction because you guys

29:00

obviously weren't expecting that. I couldn't believe

29:02

it. So much details. Really thorough. We

29:04

mentioned it, didn't we? I said, I remember shit-house

29:07

being someone who jumped out of a tackle and

29:09

now it seems to be seen as a good

29:11

thing. Like, it was cowardice. It's

29:13

now a verb, isn't it? It's a doing verb.

29:15

It's like, it's just shit-house. Yeah,

29:18

rather than just a descriptive word, which I can't

29:20

remember what that was. She did

29:23

explain. We

29:25

should get to doing more words. There must be more in

29:29

football, more words in football. We'd

29:31

love you to get a back on. Well, you

29:33

know, like, things like that, the words that you

29:35

only hear in football. Like, capitulate. Capitulate. P'nash.

29:38

P'nash. P'nash. P'nash. P'nash.

29:42

Have you ever used the word p'nash? No! P'nash!

29:49

He's putting it away with real p'nash. Yeah, yeah.

29:52

A plom. A plom. A

29:54

plom. But you don't want to ever

29:56

use it like, you got a coch. That's a bit

29:58

of a plom. But

30:00

you wouldn't say that in a normal, but

30:02

you'd go, finish that with

30:05

aplomb, didn't you? You don't get what I'm

30:07

talking about. Yeah, no, I think it's good. I'm just trying

30:09

to think of what we do here. I

30:11

think we could get some words towards Susie Dent. Could

30:13

be a nice thing on a Friday, couldn't it? Just

30:16

get one more word defined by aplomb. I'd

30:18

really like aplomb to

30:20

be the first one. But I want

30:22

some of the history of chance as

30:24

well, because I think that's interesting. But

30:27

if we say have like, fat

30:29

bastard, you know, like what

30:31

the origin of... Where did you fat bastard originate

30:34

from? Yeah, it's like, you know,

30:36

you know, like, Lawrence's one for it, it's

30:38

like, On the Ball City, that one, you

30:40

know, like that, I think it's isn't

30:42

it the oldest football song, I think they claim

30:44

it's the oldest football song around.

30:46

Well, let's, let's, let's see if she'd be up for doing

30:48

some of this stuff. It could be great. It could be

30:51

really interesting. Especially if it's a word. I think it's quite

30:53

nice defining a word, but if there is something a little

30:55

bit historical, I think I assume she

30:57

can lean into that. Yeah, I mean, it isn't

30:59

Susie, if you are listening, aplomb, please, if you

31:01

could explain that to me. Speaking

31:04

of words, Miss Peter

31:06

Drury on commentary, his

31:08

commentary always goes quite big because his

31:11

voice attached to certain clips is magnificent,

31:13

isn't it? Especially if they then

31:15

put the violins in underneath as well. Yeah,

31:18

so you sort of, Palley Power did a

31:20

recent tweet. Yeah, I mean, I, Palley Power,

31:22

they're great. They're on, they're on

31:24

the button for sure. And this was during the game, this

31:26

tweet, it popped up as a lot on my phone and

31:29

we had a tucker in the pub. And

31:31

so this is basically

31:33

around a player that passes a

31:36

ball out of play. So

31:38

and this is Peter Drury's reaction. The

31:41

crowd holding its breath in anticipation,

31:44

as if time itself is poised

31:47

on the precipity of

31:49

destiny. And with a

31:51

flick of his boot, he sends it

31:54

soaring into the realms of infinity where

31:56

dreams and aspirations collide. I

32:00

like it. It

32:02

is his kind of style. I can

32:04

literally picture him saying it all. It

32:07

is his kind of style. I think he's very,

32:10

very descriptive, isn't he? I mean, he must be

32:12

amazing on Valentine's Day. Like, writing in the card,

32:14

you know. He must know that, because I never

32:16

really know what to say. Because it's not long

32:19

after Christmas where you've basically gone, you know, love

32:21

you, what an amazing year. It's very

32:23

hard to know what to write in a card. Peter Drury

32:25

will be there, like, oh, it'll be a sonnet. It'll be

32:28

wonderful, won't it? Yeah,

32:30

your eyes are like waterfalls.

32:32

Yeah. I've peeped into

32:34

the depths of the blue. We

32:38

should have done it for fun.

32:40

We should have brought Peter Drury

32:42

in just to people's Valentine's messages.

32:44

He's probably on Cameo. I

32:47

don't know. He should be. He

32:49

should be. Yeah. I wonder

32:52

if, yeah, I think it's,

32:55

yeah, it could be quite a useful service, actually, if

32:57

you need to sort of a love poem or a

32:59

love letter. Maybe we get Peter Drury involved.

33:01

We need to remember this sort of stuff for next

33:03

year. Any

33:05

shirts? We do this every week. Yeah, of

33:08

course, sir. I've got a lovely one in

33:10

here from Mark, where he sent in

33:12

a picture of a young lady here

33:15

holding up a shirt with a minge

33:17

on the back. He says, welcome to

33:19

the minge, a sign for VFL women.

33:21

The 24-year-old will join Wolfsburg in the

33:23

summer on a free transfer from Freiburg.

33:25

Interesting. You know, it's just a,

33:27

maybe he's signing for a club. She's really happy.

33:29

Yeah, she's happy. Any other shirts? I got one

33:32

here. This one is

33:34

a really interesting one for me.

33:36

Really interesting. Mum

33:40

of on the top 10 as

33:43

the number. Mum of 10 on the back of the

33:45

shirt. Mum of 10. It has to

33:47

be, she's got 10 kids. Or she's the

33:49

mum of the number 10 playing on the pitch.

33:51

James Madison or do you see what I

33:53

mean? Like it could be whatever number 10 is. I don't know what

33:56

kit that is because we only see the back. Light

33:58

blue. Or it could be... Maybe she's

34:00

got 10 kids? Yeah, I'm not sure. Don't

34:02

see, yeah, there's a new one. I've not seen

34:04

one like that before. Those people are like, yeah,

34:06

I mean maybe it's just a player. That's

34:09

the love of the player. Yeah, that's

34:12

what I'm wondering. 10 kids is hard work.

34:14

Yeah. 10 kids is ongoing. I

34:16

mean you basically need to be almost like a football manager

34:18

to manage 10. I mean that's...

34:21

Well I said to my wife, we were at 3 and

34:24

we had 3 boys and she was like, look, do you want to

34:26

go again? And I said, I'm

34:28

fine. But if we get another boy, I'm

34:30

100% going for another one to make it

34:32

a 5-side team. So I couldn't stick on

34:34

4 boys. Lucky enough we got a deal.

34:38

So we stayed at 4. Do

34:40

you know which one would have been the goalie? Erm...

34:45

Second. Yeah,

34:48

don't know. He's really giving us a

34:50

4. He's really giving us a 4.

34:52

Oh, bless. Alright,

34:54

well that was a lot of fun today. I

34:56

enjoyed this Friday podcast. Yeah, good one. Hopefully

34:59

one of us gets the correct result. That would

35:01

be nice. Yes. And this

35:03

league table could go any number of

35:05

ways, couldn't it? Okay, so final scores,

35:08

lads. What are we saying? So Man City and

35:10

Manchester United, I've gone 2-0. Yeah,

35:13

I've gone 3-1. 3-0. Okay,

35:16

Newcastle Wolves, I've gone 2-2. 1-0 to

35:19

Newcastle. Yeah, and I've

35:21

gone away win Wolves 2-1. Everton,

35:24

I've gone Everton, West Ham, 2-0 to

35:26

Everton. I've gone Everton, 2-0, West Ham,

35:28

1-0. And I have gone

35:30

for a draw. 1-1, Everton, West Ham. Good

35:35

luck lads. Hopefully don't chumble

35:37

one by. Well,

35:40

I think someone's asshole's going to drop out after I get

35:42

3 points and then I'm on the up

35:44

hill. Yeah, yeah, you are, yeah. That's all you need is

35:46

a 1-3 point. That's going to be another... I like the

35:48

people screen grab things of Sid's quotes from this Friday one.

35:50

That's going to be when someone's asshole's going to drop out.

35:53

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

35:55

think if we can just screenshot like

35:57

one quote from Sid every week, that'd

35:59

be... That'd be great. Last time. Chef

36:02

is nice. Come on. I'm fucked. What

36:08

do I find all highlight? Let's have one a week. Yeah,

36:10

one a week. What was that one? What

36:13

was that one again? Someone's

36:16

arseholes falling out. Someone's arseholes

36:19

fell out. Cheers, guys.

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